>ask gf to organize my literature collection by theme
>she arranges them by motif
>>7561043
>gf
ree
etc.
>>7561049
Ok, mom
>>7561043
>literature collection
>>7561043
>collection
>organize
>gf
>bookshelf
>>7561043
>ask mom to arrange my poetry by syntax
>she arranged it by grammar
REEEEEE
>ask nora to arrange farts by smell
>she puts them in alphabetical order
>I ask Frodo to take drop the ring in Mt. Doom
>He gets Golem to do it
Yeah, because that's a very utilitarian, and objective way of cataloging and organizing anything, especially books.
Defeats the purpose of arranging them, unless all your books are limited to one theme.
>>7561050
Next book name locked it
>not arranging by size
>not organizing by date of publisment
>not arranging alphabetically by last letter in title
>not arranging by the number of times you've fapped to them
which one is first /lit/?
>>7561043
>ask mom to organize my cheeto collection by dustiness
>she arranges them by staleness factor
>not organizing according to the arbitrary whims of the moment
>ask myself to push for the life I want
>passive-aggressively post in greentext thread
>>7563250
>not arranging by color
What kind of heresy is this?
>not arranging your books by editor
it's almost like you want to ignore the last person who touched the text you are going to read
>Not
>bookshelf is completely full
>too lazy to build a new one
>keep on buying books and stacking them on top of the existing bookshelf
one day it's gonna fall on my head when I'm sleeping and kill me
>>7565782
>tfw covering the floor with books
>>7563464
I'm not a woman.
>>7561043
>ask wife to arrange bookshelf by the first word's phoneme
>she does it by morpheme
why does this thread keep coming back?
