What is your passion Anon?
>>7531348
reading, dipshit
the life and works of David Foster Wallace
>>7531348
You are, honey.
The life and works of David Foster wallace
>>7531359
damn you got the moves my man
The canon, not like you'd know anything about that you fucking casual RRREEEEEEE
>tips fedora
>unsheaths katana
>gets up to leave table
>cape gets caught on the chair
>falls to the ground bringing the chair with
>bursts into treats
>>7531384
>He took the time to type that out
>>7531348
South Korean soft porn.
shitposting
>implying a female would ever speak to me
Drugs and pussy to be h
But I "like" to read and draw and paint.
catharsis
partying and having fun
>>7531359
>>7531348
Why do people feel that there life necessitates a narrative?
Jerking off passed out clowns.
>>7532338
this desu
>>7531348
Printing dank memes on body pillows.
>>7531348
Well, there's a smug frog, and a pale guy...
>>7532331
I like that thinking, I want to give you a three act structure just for the bedroom.
>>7531348
Spending time with the love of my life.
>>7531395
"Took the time to?" It took like 30 seconds.
>>7531348
I'm fascinated by the distinction between right and wrong and the sublime. And you, you are sublime.
Philosophy
Masturbation. I masturbated 810 times in one year.
>>7531348
>Having passions are for normies
>>7533059
>7
How?
>>7533059
Where is that shit from?
>CUMulative total
my sides
>>7531348
cute youthful girls who don't have tranny armenian horsefaces and wear purple
>>7533059
>may the 11th
what a lad
>>7533059
>2 then 5 then 2 then 0 then 5
>>7533059
What happened at the end of september?
>>7533090
It's literally mine, a friend told me he kept a tally of his wanks one year and achieved 830, so I decided to tally mine one year in comparison
>>7533149
Went on a trip abroad with a friend, living in close proximity the whole time
>>7531348
rape
truth
>>7533059
Why do you wank so much lad?
>>7531372
same
poetry and cute men
my passion is creating something that will last longer than my pathetic insignificant life. i am no more than my thoughts and my actions i am nothing, i will be remembered. maybe not by you or by anyone close to me, but someone who'll read my work, one day and perhaps feel a thing or two in his or her brain, an emotion, that's all im aiming for. to stir up emotions mayhaps long gone or emotions that weren't there in the first place. i just want to make people feel like books and movies make me feel. i want to be part of that emotional chain and even though i know i sound like a retard in acid-- well no i don't care fuck you.
>>7533212
26 year old kissless virgin and major porn addict
>>7531348
Nerds with big dicks.
Now take off that blouse... it's fucking ugly.
>>7533242
how can one be a virgin at the age of 26?
>>7533252
I'm very intelligent and it shows in my conversation. I think women are intimidated by my intellect and are afraid to initiate a relationship with me, and I don't care enough for a relationship to personally initiate relationships. I find there's no difference between real women and porn, after all, they have the same level of substance relative to a man of my intellectual stature.
>>7533269
woah, that's pretty depressing. you should keep that kind of stuff to yourself, we have our own problems to deal with.
/lit/ becomes really weird when Americans start posting
>>7533269
Surely you jest my friend.
>>7533252
The real answer is: ugly as fuck, no friends, mentally ill, drug addict, suicidal.
>>7533269
Well said brother. You should check in at >>>/r9k/, they're very much on the same page.
>>7533269
>I'm very intelligent
well apparently you're not.
You're closeted in your beliefs and that makes me quite sad. Get out from your head, there's a world out there and real people, not just caricatures waiting to be discriminated.
>>7533289
hey man, that's the ugly truth you shouldn't say out loud man that could hurt somebody.
>>7531348
Music, I guess. Not creating it, as I haven't had a creative impulse in 7 years, but just contemplating it and enjoying what others do.
>>7533302
hey, we don't like people like you here. go help people somewhere else, faggot
www.boards.4chan.org/adv
www.boards.4chan.org/out
>>7533345
hey you piece of shit fuck turd, nice to meet you.
i have some fucking first hand combat experience with that shit eating fuck licking depression man so i know what im fucking talking about. my fucking apologies if i interfered with your small wanking club of unfinished people and i don't even know what im talking abot so fuck you and thank you and please reply to my message,
>>7533269
>I find there's no difference between real women and porn
how can you 'find' this when you only know one of the two?
>>7533410
Show me a woman who can produce anything of substance.You can't.
>>7531348
I don't have a passion in the traditional sense. If I had to say something, it would probably be something shitty like finding my perfect partner.
>>7533461
>>7531348
The Distilled Answer: Inspiring playfulness in people.
Real answer given after a lifetime of her behaving perfectly loyal to me at all times: Philosophy.
>>7533269
Are you people retarded this is obviously a troll.
>>7533480
what the fuck is this absolutely fedophilic response? Stay away from /his/ you filthy plebeian
>>7533488
>/his/
>>7533488
You don't like to be deceived and I can understand that, however, deceiving deceivers is perfectly fine, it's like murdering murderers.
Stick to performance around women, you will be better off, they cannot judge the height of rank or potential status as well as men, yet they know insecurity quite well enough to devour you through that channel, you need not look to them for intellectual stimulation, only as an audience to be entertained and made to feel included.
>>7533515
why did this make me cringe so hard
>>7533486
Yup. It's fucking textbook. And if he is not trolling then he is obviously not intelligent enough to see the similarity between what he said and the caricature of a deluded fedora.
>>7533269
you jerked off 700 times last year.
i think its safe to say you "care enough" to start a relationship, you're just a pussy
>>7534255
lol rekt.
A classic case of the
> ' Whatever, I don't care'
>obviously cares
>>7534169
it is true though
women are insane whores for status and exceptionality in men but the secret trick is that they can't gauge status organically like men do (because men fundamentally understand achievement etc.), so they have to use a makeshift method based on detecting insecurity in men who ASSUME that they can detect the men's lack of status or exceptionality
it's why so many guys who are charismatic because of brain problems or something end up getting laid, women on some deep primordial level go "this guy's so confident, i bet he is a fortune 500 CEO even though he seems to be a drug dealing rapist"
>>7534267
bro you would love www.timecube.com
>>7531348
Fucking a girl who isn't an anorexic L.A. gold digger. Now eat your leaves and twigs and get the fuck out of my house.
>>7534267
Don't you think it's detrimental to your own well-being that you see women as some completely different robot-like species?
>>7534308
i'm an autistic monster who would be a perpetual virgin for life or a future target of literal cuckolding in my thirties, on at least the financial level, IF i hadn't learned that women are basically childlike automata you can fuck if you learn to do the correct rain dances
i'll take my rain dancing and sexual success over celibacy and "friendship" with those soulless husks any day
>>7534169
Because you have a minge and want attention.
>>7534308
Lack of sex while chasing women would be more detrimental to a man's well-being than a feeling of mental superiority that all competition is engaged in for. You can only see them as you've experienced 'em anon, and they do seem to value almost every little thing differently than men do. No there are not some out there that are different and/or perfect, just one's that were encouraged to control their instincts better.
>>7534322
>i'm an autistic monster
>women are basically childlike automata
Great case of
>projecting
>>7534433
excuse me while i text the girl 9 years younger than me whose anus i routinely finger while watching anime
perhaps this evening we will enjoy a fine moeshit while you die alone because you are unable to brutalise yourself and become a misogynist alpha male
>>7534445
>misogynist alpha male
Not even any hatred is needed (although not elevating women or being neutral is slowing starting to mean hatred in their puny minds). Just don't give them exactly what they ask for (attention, affection) before they've earned it from you at the going rate -- no matter how bad you want to give it. Would anyone give a homeless guy a hundred bucks because he says he needs it and it would make you feel better too? no. You respect women and homeless and yourself all at the same time by carefully responding instead of letting them have the exact reaction they desire from you.
>>7531348
Shitposting
>>7531348
Allah
Being smarter than most people
>>7531348
Love making and baked goods.
>>7534445
I'm married :-)
>>7534618
Cuck.
>>7531348
Pretending to be a neo-Nazi while shitposting anonymously on an anime website.
>>7531348
Passion of the Christ
>>7534621
Don't go chasing waterfalls
>>7531348
Inventing
>>7531348
Furniture Restoration.
>>7531348
I don't know what passion is exactly, but I know we can have it tonight if you want.
>>7533059
Holy fuck. This is genius. I need to do this for 2016. So far it's 3, 4.
>>7531355
Me to.
Cumming in salads...
Do you like bean sprouts?
Seeing as how I can't motivate myself for anything, I guess wasting my life in eternal numbness.
>>7531399
this
>>7533488
>fedophilic
what the fuck
>>7535716
lol
