Byron

That was so bad it triggered my tinnitus.

This makes me irrationally angry

I don't like that concept, but she, Mallory Ortberg, is often really funny

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>you will never develop an autonomous psychic time-tunneling probe that travels through all the ages from the dawn of abstract human thought and finds the one single era with the highest number of seminal luminaries and then get into your own time machine and follow the probe back to that point through the rift it created in the timestream and immediately introduce cellular devices and the appropriate geosynchronous satellites to humanity and use the probe's telemetry to get into personal contact with every one of the important figures of that axial age and then siphon their brilliant ideas away from the permanence writing and into the constant stream of ephemeral lowercase banalities that is texting like some kind of hideous vampire sapping the greatness from humanity like the marrow from its bones

>>7529332
well it's not wrong

post yfw you will never fuck the rain

>>7529582
Nice. Except for the marrow bit, too cliche.

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>>7529643

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>>7529582

>>7529582
8/9 didn't waste my time

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>>7529643

>>7529435
>>7529492
It's just a stupid joke, get over it fags.

>>7529531
Also that stupid bitch isn't actually funny LOL