>you're out of town, reading gaddis
>he fucked your girl, cumstains on your mattress
>shitpost
>shitpost
>>7517831
NO FUN ALLOWED UNLESS ITS A PICTURE OF A CERTAIN BUCKTOOTHED AUTHOR AND GREEN MAYMAY ARROWS THAT SAY "SUBVOCALIZERS"
>He's outta town
>reading his Pynchon
>I'm with his gf
>slipping my inch in
>>7517835
Did you just wet yourself?
>you stay up 'til dawn to write her a ballad
>but on that same night, she's tossing chad's salad
>you post stupid memes about roman corn
>chad makes her do shit that he saw in porn
>you lovingly pen her a handwritten note
>after fucking her asshole, on facebook chad gloats
>he's in in shed, reading about De Gaulle
>I'm in his bed, his girl's licking on my ball
women are about as intelligent as dogs
>>7517873
that's not fair, dogs understand loyalty
>>7517827
>You're stuck at home, reading Infinite Jest
>She's sucking balls, virile, full of test
>You're sitting at home, reading Dead Souls
>While Chad's filling up all of her holes
>You're full of glee, just started White Noise
>She's full of cum, from all of the boys
>>7517879
toppest of lels
I feel like this cuckold obsession is in danger of becoming a self-fulfilling prophecy for many of you.
>>7517893
>:^)
you are a woman
i'm not talking to you
>you try to woo her by talking about lit
>chad slaps her ass and talks about her clit
>you're mastering Kant
>he's making her pant
>you're getting to grips with Hegel
>she's practising her kegels
>you're down with Schopenhauer
>he makes her grope and cower
>you're stuck on Dumas
>he's fingering her ass
>>7517900
Being with woman is not important.
>>7517900
It always has been a self-fulfilling prophecy.
>you're writing poems
>you're going to die
>>7517900
Defence mechanism on my part, fairly sure.
But how so?
>you read Foucault
>he calls her a hoe
>you study Balzac
>she drains his ball sack
>the old woman is dead
>she's licking his head
>he took the silver candlesticks
>she took the dildo and his dick
>he was tortured by big brother
>she took him and another
>they smashed Piggy's glasses
>he ploughed her ass in
>she died giving birth after the war
>she's begging him for more and more, and more
did i stumble into reddit?
>>7517993
It's a vacuum for all the /r9k/ crossovers
>>7517994
Your pussy was a vacuum for strange men's cum and now no one will ever love you
>>7518001
Fuck off cuckold
>>7518022
You fuck off, Murakami-reader
>>7518025
I don't read shit, bub.
>You're studying Carson, in tears by her Nox
>she's spread eagle naked, speared by three cocks
>Incandenza's filmography, what a barrel of laughs!
>He's spelling his fuck-count in cum on her calves
>>7517904
nice
>>7517911
this is one anon forcing his meme who really wants to believe we're as ill read, unbedded, male, straight, and posturing as him. hemingway of our time, calling it now.
>>7517904
It's pronunced "doo mah" you philistine
>>7518175
It's just funny rhymes about a really sad c uck who reads a lot deep breaths faggot gdamn
>>7517854
>He's outta town
>reading his Pynchon
>I'm with his gf
>Penetrating with no condom on
>You're reading Camus
>He's making her go 'oooo'
>>7518239
>You're reading Junger
>He's fucking your mom, making her feel she's 10 years younger.
>>7518200
nice dubs mr hemmingway
>>7518245
>You're reading Scruton
>She's holding his scrotum.
>>7517904
I don't know how to pronounce foreign names: the post
>>7517827
>you're in a darkened room reading 4chan
>______________________so am I
>>7517904
>she's practising her kegels
That doesn't fit with the meme, get out.
>pleasant summer morning, reading Hegel on the porch
>the night before, moaning "oh chad" til she was hoarse
>it's a gloomy fall day, you're feeling like some kierkegaard
>she's back at school, farting cuz he's in too far
This is pathetic
