ITT: We post fictional characters resembling 4chan boards.
>Holden Caulfield is practically /r9k/
>>7510031
Get the fuck outta /lit/
You didn't get the book
You thought you did
You also thought you knew something about ''le internet meme culture''
You made a pointless thread
absolutely not
>>7510031
fuck you
>>7510031
You bitch ass piece of shit motherfucker
/lit/ is Houlebequack
>>7510031
What the fuck, man? Fuck you
>>7510091
How stupid can you be.
>>7510031
But he is picked by girls all the time. Having childhood dreamy gf you could play tennis with is /r9k/ unfulfiled desire
>>7510031
If anything, the Underground Man is /r9k/
>>7510091
It's his last defence. He knows his thread sucks and so does his understanding of the book.
>>7510031
>Holden
>/r9k/
Please, refrain from making threads or even posting on /lit/ if you're this new.
tyler durden is /lit/
>>7510555
>tyler durden is /lit/
absolutely not. Smerdjokov is /lit/ and I'm absolutely serious about it.
Hope you guys get my point
>>7510031
holden is /tv/ because he hates films
>>7510091
>15 / 3 / 14 / 1
sure
>>7510031
>Catcher in the Rye is essentially full of Holden's social interactions in the span of a few days
Yeah, sure sounds like a shut-in NEET from r9k.
>>7510031
Alyosha: /an/
Ivan: /sci/
Dmitri: /s/
Smerdyakov: /b/
Fyodor: /r/
this thread is /reddit/
>>7510743
this is 4chan
>>7510036
>being too beta to manage your life and instead wallow in your own pithy because you are getting older
>emotionally damaged enough that he can't have meaningful relationships with people other than his sister and perhaps his old teacher
>not literally r9k
this book is so fkn overrated. I guess it's inflated by the amount of neckbeard virgin fags who read this book when they were angsty teenagers and identify with Holden
>>7511070
Holden was basically Chad, bitches wanted to fuck him with no effort and he had no mental problems outside of angst
You don't understand r9k
>>7511070
eh i haven't read the book but it seems like an actual honest genuine attempt at representing a young person as an actual flawed human being with neurosis and a deeply troubled worldview. what exactly is the problem with this?
>>7511173
It hits too close to home with some people so they lash out at it
Holden seems more like /v/, angry and confused that he cant enjoy the things he used to as he gets older
Candide /a/
Howard Roark /k/
Humbert Humbert /lit/
>obviously
Hamlet /r9k/
report and sage.
op kill yourself and go back to reddit
I think Smerydyakov or The Underground would be a better fit for /r9k/.
Dmitri is definitely /fit/, he's even a chad tier autist.
>>7511411
>Candide /a/
>>7511130
>he had no mental problems outside of angst
lmao the dude couldn't even control the volume of his speech and you think his only mental problems were angst?
/b/ - lennie small
>>7510031
didnt he lose his V to a prostitute (i guess that is kind of rk9, lol) and also have tons of girls wanting to bang him? I'd say his more like a whiney /fa/ or /mu/ hipster.
good book
>>7510031
Dorian Gray as /fa/
yay or nay?
