ITT: six word stories.
>In toilet: miscarried baby, never alive
butt plug never fit quite right
it's cramped in this man's ass
>he posts on /r9k/, how sad
i took some drugs and died
>>7489600
I sent this, word-for-word, to my college's "gifted and talented" program because we had to write a six word story as part of the application process. They threatened to kick me out if I didn't attend therapy sessions with the college counsellor, and I had no choice but to acquiesce.
Dead baby. Fat lady, never noticed.
For sale: baby sheep, never shorn.
>>7489600
For sale: dakimakura, never hugged.
Getting job harder than having job
>>7489600
A minuscule six, yet still overburdened.
>>7489655
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
For hire: OP's mom, never declines
For sale: brief contrarian shitposter
Questionable yield -- fuck the system.
Nigga talking shit, he dead now
>>7489655
How cute
I came, I saw, I flushed.
I wish I wouldn't wake up
>>7490286
iktfatw
tfw no gf, no funeral please
then again maybe i shouldnt have
On bath salts and beating it
Children before thirty, never lived life.
Diploma. Heroin. Depression. Rehab. Heroin. Depression.
What the hell am I doing?
I can't stop fucking fat chicks.
A hipster wishes he was Hemingway
For sale: box of condoms, never opened.
Diary: beat my cuck cock today.
To arrange an interview, email [email protected]
>>7489600
I'm a Bull. Hooray for cuckolding.
>>7490682
I jack my tiny cuck cock.
The power was his all along.
>>7489600
Das it mane, das it. man.
Fellows frolic and perform fellatio: Faggots
Horishima get bombed bye bye horishima
shaking my head, to be honest
WHEN FAGGOTS PERFORM BLOWJOBS ON SHOTGUNS
Life was easier with drugs involved.
Born into entropy, I regret everything
There is no moral,but necessity.
>>7491110
Fuck off, pretentious pillock. You suck.
>>7491228
Retards, shitposting on a winter evening
>>7489600
A flower spills pills on me
>>7491251
Austrailians should finally end it all.
Elementary school girls are the best.
dead girl's pussy is still warm
"Not the face!" Felt too good.
I need you to work Christmas
A mercurial dream; an imperceptible loss
My toothbrush lost it's bristles
I hope they shoot me first.
"Jesus,who calls at this hour?"
This is water. This is water.
"Oh God,he cut the brakes!"
I loved her, now she's gone.
when i was the young boy
>>7491861
my father, he took me to
>>7491915
the city, crawling in my skin
>>7489600
"It's getting cold, isn't it?"
>>7491937
crawling on my skin, these wounds they will not heal.
>>7492222
kek
>>7490077
This one is unnironically very good.
For sale: dead babies, never worn.
My baby is fucking dead senpai
Crisp air, the night snow. Infanticide.
Nanking never happened. Fuck off Gaijin.
The time has come, as me
I'm shitposting in a /lit/ thread
>>7490077
Nice ambiguity, dub-dubs.
Due: 6 word shitpost. Help.
At last! Finished reading the Internet.
nigger nigger my niggerty nigger nig
I never loved you anyway. Die.
The severed limbs were soon forgotten.
>>7489650
Fuck, I remember that story
Nothing's made me closer to throwing up than that
>>7489600
abortions are gods way of eating
>>7489600
It hurts, but not for long
It is not meant to be.
>>7489650
aaaaaah not the memories
>>7494384
story?
>>7490467
Hm, not bad. Better than most of the shitposting here.
>>7493275
Oh shit, he's become self-aware
>>7489650
if this is from a book or a longer story please sauce
>>7490632
you did try, you really did
dont fuck with me, wheres the homework?
'C'mon, it is the current year!
You never cared to listen. Goodbye.
>>7494493
I think it was a green text on /b/
Basically some guy training as a nurse or something, an obese lady comes in with cramps
The whole description was ugly and at the end a dead baby comes out of her womb and she never even knew she was pregnant, because of her weight.
Meanwhile the baby was literally rotting inside her for a few months.
>>7494493
Here you go pal
But then who was phone?
>>7489600
/lit/ wrote story, it was hilarious
>>7489655
For sale: lady ring, never sworn
>>7489600
Be OP. Be gay. Kill myself.
And the winner is miss Colombia.
the world is better without you (disgusting hole)
I blinked your Spingo Blink mate.
for sakes; baby choose: never born
Just fuck my shit up senpai
>>7489639
Sounds like a shit college.
goddamnit
why and when you left home
>>7489600
pol deposes with counter-cointelpro eventually acquiesces
>>7489600
Why did you lose the game
Mom never told me dad jokes
Here, she never wanted it anyway
Sad waste. Bed soon. Maybe tomorrow.
I wish to join her elsewhere.
Her great sadness conquered his love
Rabid horse freed. Call if found
Nothing I've done will ever matter.
>>7489600
K.. Keep me posted /lit/ board.
man steps on his kid's toys
>>7489600
lay in bed
not ready yet
Took my crown; took their lives.
>>7489600
Went to reddit--became insipid.
The last time keeper loses count
>>7494790
Winner: Miss Colombia!
No, wait... Philippines.
Takbir! Allah Akbar! Click. Boom.
>>7494901
Man hates own anus, kills himself.
Put your hands on my head
>>7489600
RIP baby, must sell your shoes
A man looked the other way.
