ITT: Ways to tell if a book will be shit

>>7477131
Just like you

has a colourful cover

>>7477131
>it was written before 1945

>>7477131

>New York Times Best Seller #1
>Oprah Book Club
>Described as a "tour de force" on the back
>Young Adult dystopian trilogy

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>>7477131
>It's written by an Irish fart fetishist

>>7478100
Jonathan Swift?

>>7478110
Yeats

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>>7478110
no, it's brendan fraser,obviously

>>7477131
ITT: ways to tell if OP is illiterate
>he uses the verb "made" to refer to when books were produced

ITT: Ways to tell if a thread will be shit

>It makes no attempt to discuss a piece of literature

>don't judge a book by its cover

The literal of an epigram is supposed to be something obviously true, and here it isn't.
I can judge a book by its cover all I fucking want.

>a pair of converse sneakers
How about no.

>>7477131
>It's not written by a white heterosexual male

>>7478128
You mean written?