Edmund "it's a fucking dark conceit" Spenser
William "no you idiot, Marlowe died in a barfight, everyone knows that" Shakespeare
John "boner for God" Donne
Thomas "I'm really not central to the canon, huh" Carew
Ben "it's not my fault my audiences are philistines" Jonson
Aemilia "suck-my-taint" Lanyer
David "foster" Wallace.
Oliver "I'll pay you back later" Goldsmith
awful thread have something to make it slightly better. www.youtube.com/watch?v=EGIzry8cCBY
Thomas "The Canonizer" Eliot
>>7466597
Underrated.
>>7466613
ian "scouting for boys" hislop
John "compare yourself to me and shit your knickers" Milton
>>7466671
kek. www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_fIRKxOs60
>>7466716
best
>>7466577
It should be
Christopher "it's not my fault my audiences are philistines" Marlowe
and
Ben "I agree with Marlowe" Jonson
>>7466597
David "waaaah, my movement didn't take off so I'll kill myself" Wallace
>>7466556
John "I'm in prison for believing something very slightly different from the mainstream" Bunyan