>tfw not socially acceptable for men to have handbags
>tfw if I want to take a book to work to read on the bus then I'll have to carry it on its own
>tfw people will judge me for reading / carrying a book
>tfw people will judge the book
Just carry a small rucksack by the handle? Less autistic than a satchel.
>tfw people will judge me for reading / carrying a book
what hick shithole do you live in that still has public transport?
Why post this thread? I really do pity you for having such a boring and attention-hungry personality that would lead to your posting this thread. It isn't funny, it isn't interesting, and it isn't informative. Please don't post on this board again, or at least think about what value you're contributing to your own life or to the lives of /lit/ posters before doing so again. I'm saging this post and hiding the thread so any reply will go unread on my part.
>durr what's a briefcase?
I weep for today's youth.
but gavin mcinnes told me only real men can carry handbags
>>7445292
What's autistic about a satchel?
>>7445307
Nothing autistic about the satchel, just the majority of satchel users.
>>7445285
http://www.jackgeorges.com/collections/messenger-bags/products/arizona-collection-a4544
I carry this, probably the best purchase I've made in years. Expensive, but will last you a decade.
>>7445293
>gets thoroughly offended by someone's awful life
are you a sociopath?
Dude, don't you realize that small bags for carrying personal items are inherently in opposition to having a penis? Go back to Tumblr.
>>7445292
>what hick shithole do you live in that still has public transport?
Burgerlards, everyone.
people have dealt with worse
A month ago, London, travelling further into its core. On a dingy tube, one of the less glamorous lines, armed only with an oversized parka lined with oversized pockets, one of which had nested a half-soaked copy of Faust. His poor Margareta wistfully asked me to stop reading. I put the book down; King's Cross beckoned, once home to the homeless, they now don't sleep there anymore. Faust dangled between my thighs, a woman sat across three rows to the right, shot me a disingenuous, furtive glance which I diligently met and maintained. She looked away. I departed up to the private utopia never to see her again.
>>7445285
Literally narcissism: the post. Kill yourself OP.
I carry this. Or a 45 gas mask bag. I fucking love army bags. You can get them for super fucking cheap at flea markets, they last for fucking ever and they we're designed, specifically, for organization and easy access.
the less you care about the opinion on strangers, the happier you'll be.
>>7445285
If you're just carrying a book just use a plastic carrier bag.
>>7445510
Looks nice.
>>7445285
>buying into the spook of caring about societal expectations
>socially acceptable for men
lmao sucks to be a straight man
>>7445285
Carry it in gym bag.
If you go to the gym, this works.
If you don't, you can lie.
>all these dudes coming up with these elaborate ruses to avoid using a fucking bag.
>#fragilemasculinity
For fucks sake, everybody chill the fuck out. Nobody gives a shit.
This is the bag I use, you losers.
>>7445285
>2015
>still caring about gendered social constructs
I like to wear make up sometimes
>>7445285
>It's 2015
>being a straight cisgender man
>>7445929
where can I cop this? I need this bag in my life
>>7445432
He means it's a hick shithole if people bug you for reading, but such places usually don't have public transit.
>>7446137
http://www.ebay.de/itm/2014-JAPAN-FIIIIISH-FISH-PRINT-CROSS-BODY-BAG-FASHION-13-DIFFERENT-FISH-TYPES-/201175474796?var=&hash=item2ed6fe226c:m:m03TRfRtGE4qh_2KxPJPyCA
go nuts, dude.
