Poem
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I dare you fuckers to write a poem about the Picture of Dorian Grey. I bet you can't even write one line you retarded cunts.
Alternate title
For your consideration:
I Woke Up Like This
Dorian Gray's
author was gay
by which I mean
he sucked cocks
all day
That's not how you ask other people to do your homework
All art is quite useless,
Check out this slant rhyme kid
>>7437212
Kek.
I've never read
such a tale
as the Picture
of Dorian Grey
>>7437135
Roses are red violets are blue, Dorian grey is gonna fuck all you.
All art is quite useless,
But not as useless as you;
If only I wasn't so gorgeous
I'd be more inclined to see it through.
But your acting is shit,
And you look like a tit,
Get the fuck away from me
You desperate suicidal bitch.
For never was a story of more 'licious bottom
Than this of Dorian Gray and his Henry Wotton