Was this fat literal retard the hero of Lord of the Rings? He's basically a midget mong, though. When Frodo is leaving he's willing to drown himself just to not be left behind.
If Frodo had not pulled him by his stupid hair he would have just drowned and Frodo would be revered for his experimental eugenics.
>>7431567
frodo is christian virtues
sam is greek virtues
both are gay.
>>7431715
Woah you just opened a big allegorical can of worms for me
>>7431567
>Frodo would be revered for his experimental eugenics.
Goddammit man, stop making me laugh.
>>7431567
muh plotholez!
this is like those people who argue which superhero is stronger than another superhero.
>>7431715
and gollum represented the nietzschean ideal
>>7431974
>Sam goes on to give his busty wife 20 children
>Frodo never shows any care for a woman and goes off to get keked by Elves
>>7432381
lol
>>7432381
I laughed way too hard at this.
>>7431715
I Know Nothing about Tolkien: The Post
>>7432448
>keked by elves
oh lawd
