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ITT: we come up with pen names
David Mitchell is so fat and ugly.
>>7428303
fuck off
>>7428293
Pierre P Anonolioni
JACK HIGHWAY
CAUSE I WRITE REAL FAST
Zuthanfork Yinglewhompus
Rikk Burn
phil rodeltia
Dylan Eros
Cris Williams. I use it for everything.
Philmore Pages
Government Man
>>7428308
But it's true.
>>7428303
He's actually not as fat as it would seem, he jusf has unbelievably terrible facial genetics that give him the double chin.
>>7428330
JACK F. HIGHWAY
The F stands for Flames
>>7428539
he slimmed down and is now fat again, check latest peep show nterview
Pizza Jones
Gnocchi Malone
>>7428308
Nah. Buttmunch.
>>7428561
Sure, if want to be called Gi-Nocky all the time.
My Name is going to be
Bubblegum Knightly, (Space Pirate), because I have taste.
Herman Mann
I like saying it out loud over and over again.
Richard Munch
James Foster Pynchon.
Xavier Quine
>>7428581
strong chuckle
>>7428293
Oscar Winzer
Yi-Fen Chou
>>7428678
Oscar Winner.
January Cole
Dignan D Dangerfield
Costanza Jaypeg
>>7428293
Bic
Vigor T. Booker
Andre Charnelium
Megan Vanderbosk
Bette de Boer
Harold Clarence Burne
What's a cool way I can come up with a pen name?
I've got a middle name, if that helps.
>>7428703
Oscar Meyer Winner
Natty Savage
>>7428293
I'd go by Addison Pocere and I'd exclusively write awful horror
Cashdollar Pesobank
Thomas Twintower
George R. R. J. R. R. J. K. H. P. Lovecraft
I've been submitting anti-SJW, pro conservative opinion pieces to the school newspaper under the pseudonym "Bill Dwall." Not one has been in the paper yet...
Ayee Lmaoh
>>7428293
Mister Kite.
Penn Naim
Myn Ame
>>7429402
Nom DeGürre
Angus Salisbury
Will Reed
>>7428293
Pat Rition
M.F. Nguyen
T.F. Nguyen
G.R.R. Rate
T.H.E. Greggs
T.B.Q.H.W.Y. Pham
Chad Warden
Unt Itled
>August Williams
>Hakamichi Shigu
>Anush Majhaveta
>Samuel Arn
>Philip Mnguni
Get that boost from contemporary obsession with 'world' literature.
Ben Dover.
Spiro Agnew.
>>7429513
>all male names
never gonna make it in contemp. publishing faam
Arthur Lee Gonwood
A. Pendragon
Pocket Protector
>>7429520
>implying
Anush and August are ambiguous intentionally, could be female. Idea is gender neutral/queer, which plays into the 'no picture/anonymity' aspect.
Goliath Brooks Gromit
George Louis Burgess
>>7429546
Anush is ambiguous at best, August is unequivocally male.
>>7428632
Thomas Foster Wallace
>tfw
>>7428880
lel
>>7428293
Wyatt Carracka
>>7430606
I think Wyatt is a cool name
Ooga Booga.
>>7430632
Agreed.
Lucien Alexandre
>>7428696
Underrated genius
>>7429382
A. L'ameux
>>7428348
>>7428378
>>7428385
>>7428412
>>7428433
>>7428447
>>7428330
>>7428721
>>7428724
>>7428880
>>7429042
>>7429528
>>7429533
>>7429537
>>7429599
>>7429611
Insipid or contrived, would keep browsing
>>7428311
Sounds like the name out of a Bolano novel
>>7428444
>>7429427
mild kekkles
>>7429513
Arn, Williams, or Mnguni could work
>>7429493
Reminds me of Chad Kultgen. I tried to read one of his books once and I threw it against my hotel room wall
>>7429042
Twintower could actually work
>>7428960
I like Bette de Boer, and assuming you're male, it'd be a nice gender reversal; the modern spirit of George Eliot
>>7428678
Sounds like a real person, so that's a plus, junot
>>7428581
How about Thomas Melville?
>>7428561
>Gnocchi Malone
My favorite itt
>>7428293
Mort Gaffney
Benno von Archimboldi
John Luke Pickerd
>>7428293
Victor Rourke.
George Pretzel
Josef Schnitzel
William Lofthouse
Washington Irving
>>7431091
Victor Jill
>>7428293
>rudolph woodword
>jonathan stratford
>w.k. sanders
>judy s. mcmillen
>daniel killinger
>quentin fjord
>nina fords
William M. Strandberg
Adrian Adrian
Will Willson
Claudius Winter
Adam Kingsbury
Kolsti Nguyen
Neon Genesis-Evangelion
Edna St. Vincent Melee
Harmonica
Carl Hollywood.
Thanks, Totalitarianism in the Tundra.
Voyne Pferr
>>7430813
>Reminds me of Chad Kultgen. I tried to read one of his books once and I threw it against my hotel room wall
Thanks familie
Hué Huellington (Jr.)
>>7429493
the PS triple.
>>7428293
Pen islander
because everything i write is dicks
Hugh Woattmeigh.
Dan Singbaby
Did anyone here actually wrote their real name? I did.
alex kierkegaard
Aristo Magenta
Bartleby Teence
>>7433662
How did they bear wearing ties THIS fucking wide in the 90s?
Pepperoni Steve
>>7433777
Chuck Matrips
Thaddaeus Hawaii Roll
BLAST HARDCHEESE
>>7428303
Hes really bad looking in this gif. He has a beard now and doesn't look nearly as bad.
He also has shit genes.
>>7434732
BIG MCLARGEHUGE
>>7428880
Top post
Rapey Author
Kurt von Kaskad
Nigel Bottomwood
Namae Kuiru
Montgomery Root
Ibadi Nughdud (umlaut over second u)
P. Einfell Pourvouz
>>7428998
Ricardio Piano
Scoobert Boardsquaithe
Natalie Gains
Fiore S. Coops
Izzy Natty (?)
B. Efram London
>>7429493
Pia Stripple
>>7429517
Michael Hunt
Ichabod C. Wiener
>>7430832
Jim C. Birk
>>7434732
PUNCH HARDFIST
Sue Dunham.
>Athanasius Vanderschwang
>Obunda Nzogchi McAllister
>Rebbe Shadrach Melchizedek
>Hermenegildo Rota-Schwartz
Laurence Nordstrom.
Flaccus Fallus
>>7436132
your real name doesn't count
>>7428293
Paul Atchens
Chris Selder
Pete Vimmer
George Prannel
Victor Streiss
Arthur Vortigern
Ching Fong Pow Chuy
>>7430830
>this will never be your name
>>7436251
Names are unimportant, unless you're famous, in which case, they're very important, like a VIP pass at Six Flags, or First Class ticket to Tokyo.
Source: I'm a famous-man.
>>7436412
It's the pen name of a figure in 2666. It's also an awesome name and I want to read his fictional books.
>>7436563
I know, bro. Me and Hans go way back (to two nights ago when I finished the book. The tie-in back to Klaus at the end was fucking glorious.)
>>7429042
love it
>>7429308
Can we see them anon
T. D. Insurance
Shakes Malone
M. C. Hammerstein
Daniel Brown
Ta-Dalookatthese Coats
J. Bruce Wilson
Monkey Mann
Johnny Justice
J. W. Horseman
Victor Huge
John Carlos Johnson
Hugo Longstrong
Tich Goldman
Louis Padlock
>>7434732
CHET MEATLEGS
>>7437736
>Monkey Mann
>Johnny Justice
kek
>>7430813
Nobody asked for your opinions.
mine is
wolfgang cornelius
>>7428303
End yourself
Jim Kent
Bella Tryst
Clifford Sutherland.
Two names that mean something to me that aren't my own.
Ashley Riot
Rickhard Peenegründe
>>7437763
And I didn't ask for yours.
