>“At this, Eliza and Ezra rolled together into one giggling snowball of full-figured copulation, screaming and shouting as they playfully bit and pulled at each other in a dangerous and clamorous rollercoaster coil of sexually violent rotation with Eliza’s breasts barrel-rolled across Ezra’s howling mouth and the pained frenzy of his bulbous salutation extenuating his excitement as it whacked and smacked its way into every muscle of Eliza’s body except for the otherwise central zone.”
http://www.theguardian.com/books/2015/dec/01/morrissey-wins-bad-sex-award-fiction-debut-novel-list-of-the-lost
>>7413671
>“At this, Eliza and Ezra rolled together into one giggling snowball of full-figured copulation, screaming and shouting as they playfully bit and pulled at each other in a dangerous and clamorous rollercoaster coil of sexually violent rotation with Eliza’s breasts barrel-rolled across Ezra’s howling mouth and the pained frenzy of his bulbous salutation extenuating his excitement as it whacked and smacked its way into every muscle of Eliza’s body except for the otherwise central zone.”
>>7413671
quit pulling my leg OP, that's not real.
>tfw no gf
>>7413671
gave me a semi desu
>except for the otherwise central zone
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN
>>7414601
Where the benis meets the vageena, bud.
>>7413671
>liza’s breasts barrel-rolled across Ezra’s howling mouth
>howling mouth
>otherwise central zone
how this shit gets published?
why agents don't respond to me?
am I to take from this that my writing is even shittier than this?
I think I'm going to go hang myself
>>7414611
>smacked its way into every muscle of Eliza’s body except for the otherwise central zone
>every muscle of Eliza’s body
I still can't understand what's happening here except for my mental picture of Morissey swinging flowers yelping "The Boy With the Thorn in His Side" while tendon-fucking some poor woman to death with a spiked penis
he fuck on her in every hole except the pussy hole
>>7414616
>am I to take from this that my writing is even shittier than this?
Not necessarily. The dude is wildly famous, which certainly helps getting his book published.
>>7413671
At this, Wojak and Pepe rolled together into one giggling poo-poo pile of mewling autism, reeing and peeing as they playfully shit and killed each other in a stinky and repulsive merry-go-round ring of high-impact sexual violence with Pepe's plane crashing in a barrel-roll across Wojak's mouth with no survivors and the the forever alonely sadness of his swelling throat ribbiting his poo-poo as it slipped and slid its way into every inch of Wojak's throat except his virgin uvula.
>>7414668
