Hey /lit/, what are some books that'll make me look smart?
I'm not actually gonna read them, I just want to put them up on my bookcase so I could give off the impression that I'm well-read and intelligent.
No cliches, please. I don't want anyone catching on to what I'm doing.
Ulysses
>>7397014
Women and Men by Joseph McElroy.
>>7397014
Harry Potter
The Fault in Our Stars
Chicken Soup for the Soul
Atlas Shrugged
The Greeks, Asian philosophers (Confucius, Lao Tzu etc) and anything in a foreign language
Make sure you get second-hand copies and stick bookmarks in them, so they look well-thumbed-through. Leave a few in the bathroom too.
>>7397123
This anon is definitely right about the Asian philosophers. Everyone knows nobody actually reads them. But he's wrong that you should put them in the bathroom. That's a dead giveaway. The only thing people read in the bathroom is their smartphone. No one is reading philosophy on the shitter. Not even the actually smart.
>>7397162
I read Asian philosophy on the shitter, come at me.
>>7397181
No you don't.
>>7397204
k, whatever makes you feel better about shitposting from the toilet
This was meant to be b8. Why are most of you taking this seriously?
>>7397254
To be annoying.
>>7397254
>he thinks that these are serious replies
