>went to the pet shop yesterday
>started looking at the fishes to have some insight at the fish condition
>one fish was motionless staring the oxygen exit
>all the other fishes socializing away from him
>named him fernando pessoa
>after 15 minutes he started moving
>his eyes are white
>I realized he's blind
>he started doing some crazy stunts
>named him borges instead
>bought him and brought home
>put a sheet of paper at my table
>removed the fish from the plastic with water
>started slamming him incessantly at the sheet
>he doesn't seem to write for some reason
I think there's something wrong with Borges. Anyone knows why he doesn't want to write? Pic related, it's him.
Also, any authors who wrote about this phenomenon?
>tfw there are people on this site so autistic that this story might actually be real
You killed a fish just to shitpost on /lit/. I am proud.
>>7359270
That is clearly drawn so the thread is actually reddit-tier
>>7359275
>That is clearly drawn
...what?
>>7359275
>drawn
you mean a shitty photoshop?
>>7359286
How the fuck is that a real fish. Do you need your eyes checked?
>>7359305
Whatever, the point is he did not kill the fish
>>7359312
>implying we were supposed to believe he did
You're a real master of fucking humor, aren't you?
>>7359298
You're even a retard in other threads.
Just end yourself.
