who here has/had pleb groan zone "what u readin for" parents
do u wish u were read moby dick when u were a baby
>>7335053
what u posting for
>>7335064
idk if i should read my infant moby dick or let it watch disney movies idk what to do
>>7335067
at such a young age, i doubt an infant would understand either moby dick or disney movies
I would play with it to improve motor functions
it's an infant, after all. One step at a time
>>7335067
Read them patrician kids shit like junglebook and alice in wonderland
my wife is pissed at me bc i buried all of the diseny dvds in the back yard i do'nt want a pleb baby
>>7335053
i dont
i wish i could tell you it isnt as great as you think it is having literate parents but it is actually excellent, i read stuff off my moms bookshelf since i was 10 or 12 i became familiar with lots of classics and philosophy pretty early on. even if i didnt grasp all of it its made a huge difference in my quality of life
>>7335102
then why'd you get a pleb wife?
>>7335053
read them "Finnegans Traum and the Misadventures of a prepubescent Ulysses V. Cumbag" one late night after drinking a 12-pack whole.
>>7335107
she ahs big ass titties
>>7335109
Fair enough.
lol she just brought a bunch of them back inside she has them on the shelf but they're all covered in mud and grass
>>7335119
desu burying them was a half-assed idea
you have to commit. burn them.
>>7335102
Why are women such children?
>>7335153
tendency to be ruled by emotion rather than logic
>>7335175
>implying logic rules anyone
come on
he even posted a picture of freddy boy and you come with dumb shit like that
>>7335175
>2k15
>still using the emotion/logic dichotomy
HOLY MOTHER OF KEKS.
>>7335119
Why didn't you throw them out? Who the fuck buries trash?
>>7335099
Wind in the Willows is obviously the patrician choice
>>7335108
Please don't be drunk with your children
