>>7231910

Wtf is this shit I can't understand mr ji jack

>>7231910
>/lit/ - Literature

Wake up, mods

im going to choose to believe this

>>7231910
>"masturbation is better than sex."
Well it's true. No one knows your dick or your kinks when trying to bust better than you. You can get yourself off in 30 minutes or you can get yourself off in less than a minute. Nothing can beat your hand.

>>7231910
Pure entertainer, he really enjoy being a celebrity

>>7231975
>or you can get yourself off in less than a minute
II'm afraid I have some bad news for you

>>7231975
You can do the same if you use a pussy.

>>7231987
I fuck pussy like a champ and can bust my nut in sixty seconds, squat. It's all about the wrist motion, buddy, if you're not worried about friction burns, well then honcho, you're just not cut out for it, you really just need to flick and flick, pure motion, like a hollowed out casserole glued to a jackhammer, I can pound penis harder than the shaking geriatric fist of a parkinson's riddled -- but still energetic, maybe angry -- old man.

>>7233727
I just blew a load.

The wrinkles made it better

>>7231953
yep.