The solution to no cuddles edition
Dreams of fit lads await me
I'm sad.
>>6488289
Why are you sad? :(
>>6488289
Don't be sad anon <3
>>6488291
I'm lonely, awkward and unlikeable.
>>6488302
Same as me then :< x
Is baby oil okay for lube just for solo play lads? Bit new to the bum thing but god i'm loving it so far (Bi all my life but feeling more towards gay/bottom than ever for some reason)
>>6488310
I wouldn't desu, go for water-based lubricant
>>6488310
Also, enjoy the bum fun x
>>6488319
Oh. Any tips on dealing with it?
>>6488332
Will do senpai, cheers, can you just by these in the co-op or what (I think Durex do one? I am literally clueless)
>>6488339
In terms of loneliness, that's hard because even if you have lots of friends you can feel quite lonely, but I guess the best thing to do is try to talk to people, your mum or dad or friends, failing that you've always got people to talk to here, we're friendly lads! <3
I know what it's like to feel unlikeable too quite a lot, because what you think of yourself is more important than what other think to a degree, but I find it easier to focus on the things i'm good at, or have, rather than I don't have. And in terms of becoming more likeable I just try to think of what I say before I do it, I mean I fail at that anyway but it makes a big difference anyway. I'm sure you're not unlikeable anyway, you're on 4chan talking about your issues, not Tumblr, so you're doing something right so far!
>>6488365
Thank you :) why is this general so nice? x
>>6488365
Yeah you can get it in supermarkets desu, have a look near the condoms next time you're out x
>>6488365
Also, there's plenty of different types desu, you want thick, water-based for anal play, or silicone-based.
I'm sure other lads here can give advice too, I'm by no means an expert, lel.
Am I the only one that doesn't like the term "lads" much?
>>6488427
I don't use it irl but it's like a habit when I'm here
>>6488427
If you see someone say 'lad' on this board in every reply, it is most likely me desu. I don't know if it's because i'm northern or whatever but I say lad quite a lot, especially as a compliment like "yeah he's such a lad", even though when I was young I fucking hated lad culture etc
Then I went to college with some laddish mates and had some q u a l i t y banter and become a lad. If I only liked football i'd be 100% lad. Don't get me wrong though, i'm still a massive puff, just a laddish one too
>>6488395
I try to be nice but I always worry that I've said the wrong thing, always feel like I'm bothering everyone with my presence :(
But ye, I think a lot of people here have been through sad, bad times, so there's always someone to talk to xox
Right, need to be sleeping now, dream bf awaits
stay safe, boys xox
>>6488310
Sorta related but with my first bf there was a time when we didn't have lube so we used his sisters hand cream instead, and the friction from using the cream was insane i came buckets into his teenage bum
I'm a disappointment to my parents
>have a really nice dream
>wake up from it
Can't say I'm a fan of this meme
>>6489496
Because you're gay or just because?
>>6489533
Because i realized i was gay after being married for 2 years
>no one wants to be my bf
I just want to have meaning in life
And be cuddled
>>6489680
Il be your bf if your qt and as boring as me
where do you live anon
>>6489804
[spoiler]london[/spoiler]
You?
morning benders
>>6490063
Was your willy stiff when you woke?
>>6489804
You're UK Smoksz? I always assumed you'd be somewhere else for some reason.
>>6490093
No I might move though
>>6490081
Only a little bit today
>>6490103
What can i do to make your willy full stiff
>>6490129
Hmm
Morning blowie?
>>6490102
Well thanks to the brexit you might have to do it soon.
>>6490153
what have you guys done
what the fuck is it about brits that makes them have a general on every single fucking board
first on int
then on pol
then on r9k
and now even here
>>6490176
Because JFs are fucking unbearable.
>>6490165
I don't know really, only time will tell now. I don't think it will be a bad thing in the long run, far too much money is invested in England for it to go under.
>>6490179
>hate jf
>but want an aussie bf
I feel silly x
my boyf is sending me dildo snaps again
it's 11am ffs
>>6490194
I don't count Aussies as JFs desu
>>6490197
he's cucking you with an inanimate object. Go over there and spank him.
>>6490216
Surely you are correct
Will do
>>6490216
This. You need to remind him how good real willies are before he gets too hooked on the rubber ones desu.
Don't think I've ever been more desperate for cock than I am right now
>>6490401
How long since you've had a nice willy?
>>6490464
never :(
>>6490465
Unfortunate, what's the reason behind it?
>>6490493
Nerves, shyness etc. Never get very far with guys, always balk at the last minute if I do.
Need a tight bum to fuck desu.
>>6490777
hi :3
>>6490785
3======D *
>>6490829
this is a blue board
>>6490936
oh ok
[CENSORED]
>>6491166
better x
>>6488276
>>6491185
I prefer my method.
Gonna post this lewd gif.
>>6491191
more
>>6491192
>>6491200
mm yes, need a hand hold bf
>>6491202
this
>>6491202
Ah yes, have this instead.
>>6491223
Me getting out of the shower
>>6491225
>>6491235
So, er, you doing anything tonight?
>>6491238
Showering
>>6491252
Cool, cool
What about tomorrow night?
>>6491253
Showering. I shower every night.
>>6491262
Cool. Cool.
Well, cya around then
>>6491252
>>6491262
What a coincidence. I also like to shower in the evening.
>>6489677
Were you not attracted to her at all?
Anyone here voting for the tory leadership? They're all such awful, awful choices that I may be forced to sit this one out (and I vote on everything if I can, muh democracy)
I want a racist saxon bf that will call me a subhuman wog while he fucks me
pls give
>>6491877
>Wog
I'm not a racist but that word cracks me up every time.
>>6492369
Aww so cute :))
>>6492369
>Fosters
Dropped
Who /alcoholic/ here
>>6492536
No, but I am sitting in my room alone getting drunk right now.
>>6492635
Lets drink together
>>6492716
I'd like that
>>6492725
I get touchy feely when i drink is that ok
>>6492756
That's good, because so do I.
I like boys they are cute
>>6492778
I also like boys they are cute
>>6492792
Where's the fun with straight boys?
>>6492800
The fun is when they sit at the end of the bed after being with you sulking about how could do this sort of thing to their gf/wife
>>6492819
That thought does nothing for me :(
Alri
>>6492846
lri
>>6492835
Poof
>>6492856
'ri
:(
Willy is crying again
Hey guys is my butthole weird?
Some people on gaygen said it looked "HIV infected", even though I am still a virgin :(
NSFW: http://m.imgur.com/rj1u6RQ
>>6492901
pics
>>6492926
No, it's cute
>>6492926
looks fine
>>6492926
u r cute post more pics pls
>>6492926
Looks pretty normal to me
>>6492939
that's because they bleach theirs
tbf, mine looks the same
>>6492926
Doctor here, that is some incredibly abnormal stretching.....
I'd get that checked out ASAP....
>>6492938
this
>>6492926
jesus christ man what kind of dragon dildos are you using on your bum?
>>6488276
Come to Murika, shoot guns, clean them and smell like Hoppes #9 then cuddle and watch Band of Brothers.
>>6492957
sounds like a dream x
I enjoy shooting desu, not that i've too much experience
>>6492965
>Nothing except some fingers...
>
>My actual butthole is pretty small and tight, I just have always had the discoloured region around it I think.
exactly the same, I really wouldn't worry x
>>6492536
Not a fan of alchy but I smoke way to much weed.
>>6492957
yes please :(
>>6492970
It's frying your brain.
It's time to quit it and start hitting the gym to lift.
>>6492962
I enjoy shooting cum into a tissue all alone at night x wish i had someone to shoot it on/in haha
>>6492980
hahaha okay yes please x
>>6492962
That can be changed. You can shoot peestol and AK I am a huge slavboo....
I hope you are a Chelsea supporter to, bong friend I never miss a game.
>>6492965
>>6492969
>tfw I have a fine pink butthole but I am a top
oh well
>tfw guy said he would "let me know" if he was free this weekend
>tfw no news yet
How do I prompt him without seeming needy or pushy?
>>6492984
pics x
>>6492979
But I smoke and go skateboard so I am getting physical activity but if I don't I realize how absolutley isolated and alone I am and I cannot cope with that ;_;
>>6492987
Show up in person to ask
>>6492983
cool x
>I hope you are a Chelsea supporter to
I'm not so you can take out your frustration or exaltation on me accordingly x
>>6492984
have thought about bleaching, guess it depends on whether it bothers the future bf
>>6492998
Mmmm is there a better way to end a football match? I think not.
Might give Tinder another go desu.
I cant be the only one who loves this
>>6493037
Disgusting.
>>6493022
way to anxious to ever actually meet anyone from tinder desu but there are some proper fit boys around here
>>6493047
You talking about the album or the cover...
>>6493037
never listened
will tho
>>6493055
>way to anxious to ever actually meet anyone from tinder desu
this desu
>but there are some proper fit boys around here
this too
:(
>>6493055
>>6493072
>try tinder
>swipe left on literally everyone because the prospect of meeting any of them after meeting on a fucking app is terrifying
I'm ok.
>>6493073
post a pic of your upper body?
>>6493091
I'm alright with the swiping when they're just pictures of cuties with no personality but once I start talking to them my autism kicks in and everything tells me to just stop talking to them, I'm annoying them, they'll never like me, they'll never find me attractive, I'm too weird.
Usually they stop replying to me.
>>6493104
>everything tells me to just stop talking to them, I'm annoying them, they'll never like me, they'll never find me attractive, I'm too weird.
this desu
irl too
>>6493106
>irl too
yep.
>>6493065
>>6493073
http://youtu.be/aQs3h6SRdIA
the singer is major qt too
>>6493073
>tfw body looks much better in pictures than it does IRL
i always get the feeling people are disappointed when they meet me IRL
>>6493103
But I'm scared to, like I said super self conscious about it and also at work so not the best time.
>>6493127
its an anonymous imageboard bro, why would you be self concsious?
just dont include your face or anything
>>6493141
Because it's a pic of him and bitches might make comments.
>>6493147
why would someone care what some jerkoffs on a cesspool like 4chan think about him?
>>6493125
how about some pics then x
>>6493176
>Though the idea of someone maybe fapping to them would be hot.
;)
Wish I had more chest hair desu.
>>6493206
*runs hands across your chest*
seems fine to me
Feel like the person going "pics" each time is the same person
>>6493181
Here ya go can't really see me but you get an idea of my size and type.
>>6493206
I prefer only a little bit of hair on guys, can't stand monkeys
>>6493209
You got me
>>6493209
I'm thirsty.
How many bfs have you had
>>6493273
0
>>6493273
None. Did have a gf tho.
Naked atm
>>6493498
post willy?
>>6493518
no, pre
Still naked
>>6488276
Anyone here playing, or going to play, Riders of Icarus?
It's an MMORPG.
>>6493886
probs not, sorry, can't really commit to mmos anymore
Lmao.
you cannot m a n u f a c t u r e.
https://www.reddit.com/r/askgaybros/comments/4qpofz/a_bottom_on_prep_becoming_irresponsible/
>why, yes I do refer to me as a human being as a sexual position
Having a drink
>>6494225
Post bum.
>>6494241
Mum said no :(
>>6494286
That's ok bb. x
Lewd.
>>6494309
>tfw no hunky chav football hooligan bf
I'm sad that I'll never give my father grandchildren. I feel like it would really complete him, all his hard work and effort put into raising me would be rounded off nicely if i were to marry and have little versions of me running around
>>6494431
Daily reminder that you were probably not planned anyway and it was the thing to do back then. I certainly think I was a drunken one-off as my siblings are 10+ years older than me.
>>6494439
We may be accidents but it doesn't diminish the fact that a certain level of love and care was poured into raising us once we popped out
Wish i could turn back time
>>6495028
Aww, why?
>>6495064
Would have treated him much better, maybe he would have stayed if i did
>>6495082
I don't know why you did the things that you did. I don't know why you said the things that you said.
>>6495082
:(
love u
*fiddles your bum*
Lads, I wanna feel comfy but I'm too lazy lol. Getting off the chans would be a start.
>>6495498
Hop into bed with me lad, comfy all 'round
Need a bf who is very good at cuddling.
Do you guys watch tennis?
Need someone to grope my bum
>>6494306
ribbon cat wanker loves his ribbons
>>6495544
Yes
>>6495566
Wanna watch Wimbledon together? :3
>tfw at that opportune stage where i could add some muscle definition(not beefy large but toned) or stay a slim twink
Stay twink or go twunk?
>>6495594
Go twunk. I'm doing it now cos I think I'm past being a twink
>>6495594
You have to become a twunk desu or you end up looking terrible once you get to your late 20s and beyond.
>>6495612
>Can we snog during the breaks?
yes.
Curious is this actually brit/lgbt general or just gaygen: Brit edition?
>>6495656
Ostensibly, but it seems to be mostly gayers posting
They're off(me trousers)
>>6495656
Mainly Gs with a few Bs and one or two Ts.
>>6495760
>and one or two Ts
Hope not
>>6495764
Poleaboo posted in here at the beginning, and there was another one too.
>>6495769
Thank God Poleaboo fucked off desu
Any fresh /memes/ from this board?
All I know is hons.
>>6495770
Yeah, I thought he'd stay here forever and ruin it. He didn't get enough attention from us.
How much tea do you lot drink a day, in cups? any favourite brand?
>>6495785
Yorkshire tea, maybe one or two cuppas a day, I drink a lot of loose leaf chinky tea though.
>>6495785
Maybe 2-3, twinings earl grey. I'm boring like that
Extremely parched
>>6495785
CLIPPER
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>>6495785
2 cups, one in the mornings and one at night. Dilmah :^)
I've started drinking chilled green tea with a bit of lemon squeezed into it on hot days.
>>6495811
sounds tasty :)
Good.
Favourite biccy for dunking in tea?
>>6495847
Ginger nuts, I don't care if that's wrong either.
had two wanks already today
sigh
>>6495847
Butterscotch
>>6495857
On weekends i sometimes wank 5-7 times
>>6495847
dunking is for savages and toothless old people, you working class skanks don't know nothing about how to enjoy a proper cup of tea
>>6495872
You don't dunk proper cups of tea you dunk shit that's made with a teabag
>>6495872
>don't know nothing
Thinking about willies
>>6495886
i'm hung and ready to fuck
near liverpool?
>>6495888
Gloucester
Gagging for a willy up the bum
>>6495904
Jaysus
>>6495904
wew
>>6495926
Who's bullying, wew wew wew :3
>>6495926
Would bully your bum with my willy desu.
>>6495904
>>6495904
don't even top but that's a nice bum
>>6495950
>I'm a top :3
If there's a God, he's not gay :c
someone repost the bum pls I missed it ;_;
>>6495982
lol
Describe your ideal date.
>>6496010
We go for a drive in the countryside, listen to our favourite music on the car stereo, find a nice spot to have a picnic in, lie on a blanket under a tree and cuddle and chat watch clouds float by, go skinny dipping in the river, drink beer, then go home for an evening of bumming and more cuddling in front of a film.
>>6496010
idk but I think it involves a river on a sunny day and not a lot of clothes
>>6496010
We'd skip school and go to the cinema early wheres not many people, sit at the back to cozy up to each other. Then go back to my place while my mum and dad are at work, nick some of dads beers and head up to my room to chill to music, drink beers and snog and all that good stuff ;) then leave before mum and dad get home
>>6496010
Coffee shop, record shop, chill at his, cuddling and bumming and watching a film
Thinking about my cummies in your bum x
>>6496136
lewd
>>6496079
hi x
