How do I find a boyfriend online?
You hit me up senpai
>>6459040
Post a pic and wait for somebody to say you're cute and they want to get to know you. Well, that's what happened to me anyway.
Not a bf, but a few years ago I was camwhoring on /b/ as a trap, some girl added me and we ended up living together for a year and a half. We broke up because I wanted to transition and she didn't want none of that.
Gaia was a okay place to start a few years back, had like 3 boyfriends from there in my teens.
post pic and i'll consider being ur bf. helps if ur from scandinavia too
What games do you play
I'll be your video games bf
We can play vidya and then sometimes say dirty gay things to eachother on steam
>>6459197
Where are you from
Add boys out of ironic anime groups or off imageboards. Pester them till you get more info. Find the autistic ones and tease them sezually. If they take the bait well enough, you jave caught your prey. Now all you do is commit to a transeparent, long distance relationship.
Don't use specifically gay dating sites unless you just want sex.
Use a mainstream dating site and just tick the boxes for being male and being attracted to males. Most if not all online dating sites have that option.
>>6459040
>be furry
>add ":3" at the end of everything you type to someone
>go on FA and steam
>????
>horsedick
>>6460381
>mainstream dating site
that doesn't exist
tinder is a thing, but even that is used predominantly for hookups
unless you mean like eharmony shit LMAO
>>6460554
Plenty of fish is my go-to site when I think of mainstream dating websites.
I would assume eharmony is similar but idk I never used it.
>>6460734
I would also like to add that any dating site that isn't free is a scam, never spend any money on them.
>>6459197
Yeah me too, I'm a desperate neet in need for friends.
Video games. I found my current bf from a general on /vg/. Known him for about 2 years planning on moving to his place soon
>>6460750
It's actually interesting to look at the extra features they charge for on this sites. One that I thought was funny was having to pay to see who has checked out your profile. They're so obviously preying on peoples' insecurities for profit with that stuff.
>nobody in the UK
>wanting an ONLINE bf
Turns out that finding reclusive dorks on steam is actually the best way to find guys.
>>6460863
ldr can be fun if your expectations aren't too high.
Sometimes you also discover you live close to each other and meet up and have a long happy relationship together.
>>6460863
those are saltwater crocs, not gators
>>6460871
If you have similar interests then reclusive dorks can be great companions.
>>6460829
I paid for okcupid's one so I could set it so people wouldn't know if I visited their profile but I could see people that visited mine.
I liked using it to checkout weird peoples profiles without them thinking I was interested lol
>>6459040
the cuteboys board on 8th chon is where I met my boyfriend
he is very cute and I love him lots!
>>6460862
I'm from the UK, anon
Are you cute?
>Just want to live as a casual trap for a boyish /a/non, watching animu, playing vidya and cosplaying together
>Post fantasies on /lgbt/ in hopes someone will show up
>The only respondents are always super-buff or super-bearish normie guys
>Everyone on /a/ are basically American neckbeards
>Everyone on /cgl/ are either female or straight (or obsessed with bodybuilding)
>/soc/ is useless for hookups because everyone is normie
>Random steam chats are full of furries and neckbeards
I'm coming to the realization that the only people who like traps are overweight neckbeards, I just want to be kawaii with someone.
>>6460862
Also from the uk, let me know if you find any, I've fund it hard to meet people
>>6462192
>doesn't want normies
>doesn't want neckbeards
Well what the fuck do you want princess?
![kaworu-and-shinji-kawoshin-kaworu-x-shinji-38915722-600-700[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/EWWq95b.jpg "kaworu-and-shinji-kawoshin-kaworu-x-shinji-38915722-600-700[1]")
>>6462215
If you could decently cosplay Kaworu then you're accepted.
When I say neckbeard, I mean like...fat with an actual neckbeard - I don't care if they're a weeb loser; in fact that's basically a requirement.
>>6462198
>>6460862
Me three. Cons are useless, everyone is a capefag.
>>6462192
I'm not a neckbeard and while i am really fit i'm not buff since i want to look like a kpop idol (just need the money right now, also, not asian). Is that good enough?
>>6462313
No literally fitness is a big turn-off, I'm sorry I'm so tired of fitness in general, I might throw myself under a bus if I hear another person talk about weightlifting or calories. I guess it could work if there was enough between us otherwise to see past that.
>kpop idol
>>6462087
M-Maybe
>>6462192
I'm a weeb but I'm not a fat neckbeard! What's your contact info?
>>6464645
What country are you from?
>>6464783
America
>>6464800
Sorry Anon, I'm from the UK like the others above.
fuck me all i want is a cute weeb bf too
ive been trying on here and soc and the few replies i get are shit, all normies with zero in common with me
my standards are literally
>like anime
>like vidya
all my replies are
>hey i dont like anime or vidya and i live really far away, wyd?
time to give up
>>6464898
The worst is when they're into anime but they're not like 'internet' people, they don't have that wider understanding of memes and chan culture to joke about. I don't want to call out someone's shit taste and have them not 'get it' and actually be offended.
>>6464925
YES. i feel like the biggest faggot for feeling this way but yes, i specifically say something to that effect when i post in ideal match threads or whatever. i honestly can't relate to someone who didn't grow up on the internet like i did, and it's painfully obvious when someone didn't. okc and tinder and all those places are full of non internet people and they make me feel so alone ;_;
>>6464945
>>6464925
>tfw bf has been posting in /tg/, /pol/, /fit/, and /his/ for almost 10 years
tfw gf but long distance and kokoro is going doki less and less because of relationship strain
feels bad familia
Add me on skype jessicawither3 we can talk ;)
Add live:bentyler144_1 on skype babe
advertise your willingness to eat his shit
>>6464968
I don't think I'd want a /fit/ or /pol/ bf if my life depended on it.
>>6462192
I-I think I like traps desu
>>6464968
>/pol/
>/fit/
yeah you have a real winner there
>>6464898
ey yo I'll be your weeb BF bb
you better not have shitty taste though
>>6465373
You think?
>>6465483
hxh is my favorite, but i can appreciate all kinds. also really into sports anime
d-do i meet your standards senpai...?
>>6465528
I've never seen hxh but I've jerked off to the shota doujin so sure
sit on my lap and let's watch space dandy, babe
>tfw you will never find a pure, virtuous rightist BF
>>6465530
how romantic :3
see guys, our relationship just formed before your eyes, anything is possible
>>6465535
woah woah woah let's not get ahead of ourselves now
romance is pretty expensive, I can only afford cuddling, anime, pirated video-games and love.
>>6465541
that's all it costs to get to my heart *v*
>>6465552
well then come marry me anon
>>6465556
t-this is all happening so fast!
yes! be my animu husbando and we will make sweet yaoi to each other
>>6465571
I get to top
unless you're fat then I'm splitsville
>>6465579
dang good thing im skinny af
gimme the dick senpai san
>>6465589
this is way too soon anon
I can't put my dick in someone I barely know, I'm not some common gigolo!
>>6465592
b-b-but we're married now...
i have needs!
FUCK ME ANON-SAN, DEFLOWER ME, FUCK ME TILL I DIE
>>6465609
okay now I'm into this gimme them digits
>>6465611
lmfao if you're serious my kik is sleepington
you'll probably just leave me like all the rest though...
>>6459040
Omegle text section
here i am
>>6460533
Steam made me a furry, all 13 year old me wanted was to try tf2, l4d and other valve schlock.
Do I really need to advertise my virginity in order to get a caring weeb bf?
>>6465635
Omegle has turned into garbage
>>6460939
>Sometimes you also discover you live close to each other and meet up and have a long happy relationship together.
in your dreams.
>>6459040
>right click
>save image as
>>6462198
I've had no luck.
>>6460862
SCOTLAND
C
O
T
L
A
N
D
>>6464968
>tfw no /pol/ bf to celebrate britbong independence day with
Maybe next year
I talked to a couple of pol guys last year and they seemed nice and interested, but both were just feigning interest. Found out one just wanted to fuck a British guy for a change and had fetish for the accent, and the other wasn't even bi really, had just been like a year since his gf dumped him and he was so desperate for company he'd even try a guy. No thanks to both.
I spend 90% of my chan time on pol and ic, neither of which are good for finding a nice gf or bf on, so oh well.
>>6466061
England
>>6466124
Is that "Aww shieeet" or "Oh shit"
...That doesn't really clarify anything. I'm just gonna guess it's bad.
>>6465635
this
>works great for me
>>6462192
Where in the UK are you?
Nothing against them personally but do any 'internet' brits feel out of place in any kind of '/britgen/' thread?
>look in thread
>"H-Hello, is anybody here watching Osomatsu-san?"
>"sup senpai desu m8"
>"L O N D O N"
>“tfw nige is a well cheeky bugger"
>"gas the kikes"
>"implying I wouldn't proper lamp the cunt for being a right twat"
>"BANTS BANTS BANTS BANTS"
girls r better
>>6462192
>be a big, bearish kinda guy trying to lose weight
>deeply desire a cuteboi trap to love and snuggle
>none of them want me because they all just want to do cute gay things with other traps
>can't even get mad because it's hot as fuck
my pain is endless
>tfw no dutch people cus swamps
>>6466226
The gayest part way down south, you?
>>6466255
South but not Sussex south.
>>6466258
Westcountry?
>made ok cupid account and went to sleep
>woke up and had 121 views and 15 messages
>talked with a guy for a bit and then deleted all of it when he wanted to see me irl
i'm destined to be alone
>>6466264
No! A little further East.
>>6466266
kayla girls r better
>>6466267
...Portsmouth? I rarely go outside of Brighton/London and my geography is terrible.
>>6466279
but I like guys
all I want is a nice date at a decent restaurant, some hand holding while we walk, and then for him to take me home and pound my boi pucci as my cock slaps against my tummy
>>6466291
You wouldn't happen to be in the US would you?
>>6466291
kayla just date a girl who can pound your boipcci
>>6459440
Can confirm; a qt trans-girl is pulling my strings and I'm not in a LDR relationship.
>>6466296
yeah, so cal
>>6466301
Kentucky, too bad for me ;_;
>>6466301
men are bad kayla don't do it
>>6466301
Oh shit, I'm not a boy, but we should hang. I need more mtf buddies. Where in so cal?
>>6466320
I was going to offer if you weren't so far the fuck away ;_;
Why must all the cuties be out of reach?
>>6466323
I guess orange county now, was in IE for all my life but just moved out on my own a week ago
>>6466320
just date girls with cocks if you need cocks
>>6466339
>implying dating another mtf is a thing that should ever happen
>>6466330
Oh, cool! I live around Whittier, we should get some boba and smoke weed or something
>>6466345
lol transbians
>>6466358
I still think its a meme. Who would be so stupid to date an mtf while being one themselves? Its already hard enough putting up with myself, I can't imagine how it would be with another mtf.
>>6466368
its hard but worth it
>>6466370
Like getting a cock that's just a bit to large inside you
>>6466370
>hard
pretty sure it would be soft in a situation like that
>>6466345
Word, but let's not pretend you wouldn't do it given the chance and no other options.
>>6466368
I used to think I was into girls, but then I gave into the cocklust after starting moans
>>6466383
I have turned other mtfs down, even in person. I just ain't into it.
>>6466382
kayla ur a little stupid but ur really cute (like your personality and how u look) i love u
canada is a lonely place...
>>6466399
well thats not creepy at all...
>>6466394
Thanks, your actions slightly increase my market value.
>>6465920
I'll be your weeb bf! Where do you live?
>>6465920
Where ya from?
>>6466409
That nigga got no game. Here young blood, watch me rephrase it:
Kayla you are mad retarded and I'd love to pound your BP till you drool senselessly like the mongoloid you are.
>>6466427
i don't want to have sex with Kayla i just want to hug her
>>6466438
Unseemly.
>>6460862
Hi
But I'm NO HOMO masterrace
kayla is a good tomato
>>6466464
>>6466438
>11:11:11
nice numbers
>>6466427
fine then do it
>>6466487
kayla i have a tomato garden can i name one after you
>>6466500
go for it
>>6466516
heres Kayla the tomato
>>6466487
>fine then do it
(Muses.) I could; I visit my family in SoCal sometimes. How you passing these days?
>>6466584
Where!
if anyone is in oxford, uk PLEASE reply to this post
i'm so lonely .v.
>>6466584
Damn, none for me then :/
>>6466533
she's a good girl
>>6466419
Be mine!
>>6466655
Where are you from qt?
Anyone here from somewhere near kentucky?
>>6466685
South England. Taking applications.
>>6466698
Me too
>>6466784
Where abouts?
Any chasers in socal? I'm an lonely mtf desu
>>6466248
I'm Dutch!
Live in the middle of nowhere tho
>>6466803
I'm Brighton, remember?
>>6466871
This whole thread is so confusing! Take my nendos. I'm done.
>>6466876
Dutchanon lives in a marsh
Oxfordanon is lonely as hell
Brightonanon wants a qt to trap with
Socaltripfag and their entourage are tomato M2Fs down to smoke weed.
Everyone is homosexual, everyone.
if you're in Minnesota and don't mind a feminine male who likes to dress up a lot. add me on kik silversky3
>>6466844
ur probably in LA,
Sry im in san diego
>post pics tho
>>6466844
I visit periodically if you're interested in a long distance thing with occasional hookups.
Reading this thread makes me feel we really need to get a UK zeemaps going on again. Don't diversify it with different gens, just a gay UK zeemap, so everyone can find what they're looking for.
Surprisingly high amount of British posters here actually.
>>6467182
You said we'd go on a date once!
>>6467192
Well I'm still single if you are.
>>6467182
I think the point of the thread was how nobody could find an 'internet' bf, as in someone who actually understands the Internet and is an Internet person as opposed to just a UK hookup thread.
>>6467248
I'm gonna swoon
>>6467291
Go for it then, I'll mark myself on the map just in case. Might be a good idea to order it by desired partner or something.
>>6462192
I'm from Sussex (Uckfield specifically) and you sound super chill.
I'm slim but pretty masculine.
I just want a qt trap to spend time with
>>6468218
Uckfield is..kinda near? I mean it's in the sticks slightly. What's 'Pretty masculine'? Maybe my idea is skewed by the fact that I'm a weakling.
Honestly I feel like such a dick trying to eliminate people based on their characteristics. I don't really have any friends and it's not in my nature to be this picky, I could never do Tinder where you have to swipe people away. On the other hand though, I'm pretty much all-or-nothing so it kind of has to be done, else I'd never be happy...
Why can't you use tinder without having facebook
I fucking hate facebook
Can I even use tinder to find other gay guys?
what the fuck am I doing
who /east anglia/
>>6468301
>Can I even use tinder to find other gay guys?
yes but they're all insufferable normies and 18 year old white twinks with that dog filter thing as their picture
but yes you can filter gay guys only
pretty sure you could just make a blank facebook and use that
>>6468390
>they're all insufferable normies and 18 year old white twinks with that dog filter thing as their picture
oh no
>but yes you can filter gay guys only
nice
>pretty sure you could just make a blank facebook and use that
double nice
Thanks anon. Time to spend hours on tinder and be too afraid to talk to people anyway.
>>6468301
> kikebook
Lmao not going to use that shit keeps asking for sms verification and other bullcrap that it wants my ID. Yesh! It wants my real life ID for a website just for networking and sometimes sending a message.
>>6468614
Yeah that's part of why I don't wanna use it.
I'm not normie enough for tinder and I can't imagine the person I'd want to be with is the kind of person who would use it.
I have a feeling a lot of weaboo/internet romances are awkward, but I kind of like it that way. The first time I realized I really wasn't straight almost played out like some kind of anime. It all happened over the course of one summer:
>Be straight (Besides some experimentation when I was 12ish)
>Had a weeb friend online who had claimed to be an asian girl for years, had a slight crush on 'her'
>One day he tells me he's an asian guy, we laugh it off and continue being friends and playing Battlefield 2/GTA Online
>He keeps making jokes about traps and meido crossdressing, we watch a lot of anime together, play VNs and talk about figures long into the night
>Always jokes about me being tsundere, getting me drunk and forcing me to crossdress, to which I embarassedly deny and say I'd never do that
>He gets invited to join a clan in BF2, but not me because I suck
>Feel left out and stop playing, go back to watching anime instead
>He copies and pastes all his funny clan chat convos into MSN, now I feel really sad
>Begin to hint that I'd be into crossdressing for him, try and pull him away from the game by buying a maid dress and claiming I'd wear it and take pics if he beat me at BF2
>He takes the bait and starts talking to me again, but I put it off whenever he brings it up because I don't want the moment to end
>It's a humid, grey day in the middle of summer and I'm sat in my room listening to Perfume and watching anime online with him fully trapped in meido cosplay with my heart in a knot
>This is not a drill, I've developed feelings for him
>Sometime later, he talks about how he really likes this girl in his class and they have an ecchi comedy anime type relationship.
>He's straight, he was straight the whole time and thought it was all one big joke.
I remember that day I was left in the hot summer rain broken and destroyed. Sexuality bent out of shape, heart torn to pieces; crossplayed as Izumi from He Is My Master realizing I was happier being the little girl.
>>6469071
The feels..... they hurt. I am sorry Anon. I would help if I could.
>>6469071
>>6469105
Let it be a lesson, the trap route is never the true ending and MC will always go off with his childhood friend. I like to think that in the end I was always...best girl.
>>6459040
you dont unless you know how to make ldrs work
>tfw no grills in the Bay Area.
>just want a qt white fuccboi bf
>south american latino
end me
>>6466246
How much of your weight is muscle
>>6467462
Wait, is there already a map, or do we need to make one?
Where are you from anon?
>>6468218
>Uckfield
Man that place is so... desolate.
Plus I piss off my mates from there by calling it Fuckfield.
>>6468284
>What's 'Pretty masculine'?
Like I said I'm really quite slim (I'm just shy of 6ft but I weigh about 11 stone), I grow quite a lot of hair on the face and body which means I really can't go for the femboy look, the hassle of dealing with it means I usually have some sort of beard going on.
I think a big part of it is the way I speak too, I was raised by quite upper middle class parents so I learned decent elocution and vocabulary, but working in factories for the vast majority of my career has made me pick up quite a rough way of speaking, which I tend to slip into if I'm not thinking.
>Uckfield is in the sticks
No doubt about that, the transport links here are pretty dire too, especially since they got rid of the train line to Lewes and Brighton. I have a little 80's Mini (is bae) that I run around in if I want to get somewhere.
>>6471312
The local chavs used to graffiti an F on all the road signs years ago, was pretty amusing, dunno why they stopped doing it.
Looking for someone into moeshit in the south of England. Please exist.
No requirements. Just love.
>>6471883
>tfw live in South East England, homo capital of the world and still can't get a date
[spoiler]The moe-iest thing I ever watched was GuP[/spoiler]
>>6471937
GuP is good
>>6471972
True, but it's pretty low on the moe scale
>>6471883
I exist. Bonus points if you like obscure moeshit.
>>6471992
Obscure like what? Wakaba girl?
>>6471859
>Like I said I'm really quite slim (I'm just shy of 6ft but I weigh about 11 stone)
I guess that's pretty slim for 6ft, I'm nowhere near that tall (5' 6") and the most I've weighed is 9 and a half stone and that was through some pretty bad lifestyle choices over a few months. Normally I'm pretty much dead set on 8 stone, I don't have to do anything to maintain that weight.
>>6471996
Obscure like anything from the early 2000s up to the present day that never gets the praise it deserves (Putumayo, Di Gi Charat, Galaxy Angel, Zettai Karen Children, Magipoka, Moetan, Popotan etc.) and loads of Mahou Shoujo.
>>6472041
I've heard of a few of these. It's a shame I'm not so clued up.
>>6472103
I just watch a lot of anime. I still have a huge backlog.
>>6472135
W-We should totally watch something together.
>>6472185
We should! Do you cosplay or go to any conventions?
>>6472202
I'm still a con virgin.
>>6469071
both of you are too scared to make a move..holy shit, just date already, god damn
sketty everywhur
>>6472367
It was years ago, unfortunately. Time has passed, I don't even speak to him anymore.
>>6472325
Have you ever wanted to go to a convention or to do cosplay?
>>6472528
Of course. I thought about cosplay but I'm not sure I could think of something cute.
>>6462192
What the fuck
I literally cannot find my super bearish vidya/animu bf or any Gf. What the heck man. Where do you find them?
>>6470184
I'm guessing zero. I mean, come on fampai
>bear-ISH
>trying to lose weight
it screams "I'm a fatty"
>>6466091
Hit me up :3 [email protected]
/pol/ is my home
>>6472535
I'll pick a cosplay for you! What height/weight are you and what kind of features do you have?
>>6466061
A Y R S H I R E
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>>6468390
>tfw never gonna find a bf online that's not an annoying normie or even someone that would be into me slightly
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Why is everyone is south england, it's lonely up here ;~;
>>6473606
Normally everyone seems to be up north, I'm pretty surprised to find anyone down south.
I think there's only 3 southerners here though; Brighton, Uckfield and someone who's just east of the Westcountry.
Where are the swedes even. I've noticed atleast one other scandi but I figure there'd be a lot of us since we're both socially liberal and avid internet trolls.
>>6468390
Ok I tried it and here's the result;
>yes but they're all insufferable normies
correct
>and 18 year old white twinks with that dog filter thing as their picture
very much correct
time to go back to being lonely
Right, I created a Zeemap for /lgbt/ UK-based weaboos on 4chan. Whether you're looking for friendship, someone to cuddle while watching animu or someone to indulge your fetishes - try and keep it comfy, we don't want to be yet another /soc/ femboy hookup map full of normies.
https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=2070966
Let me know if you all think we should make it password protected.
>>6466844
me, SD. Too bad I like guys.
>>6474713
>SD
Super deformed?
>>6474653
Is there one of those for 'Murica? Also I thought the British answer was always
LONDON
O
N
D
O
N
>>6475771
>Is there one of those for 'Murica?
If there is, there is no one within reasonable driving distance of Georgia so don't get my hopes up ;_;
>>6475745
san diego
>>6459040
Idk. How do i find a girlfriend?
>>6474271
>han er svensker
I'm sorry for you, truly.
>>6476628
>svensker
>>6474653
>moving to uk actually sounds like a good dating strategy
>but there leaving eu
Is it weird to find the idea of meeting someone online and having a situation where its all cutesy and you eventually meet, more attractive then finding someone in real life?
>Awkward
>Shit at being an interesting person a lot
>Tend be shit at one on one conversation before I get to know a person
I'd like to think I'm ok in the looks department and personality especially when I get to know someone, but I don't get that far with anyone...
I've never had an actual person I could call my boyfriend before and it kinda hurts.
>>6474653
Its got a password on it now?
>>6474271
J-jag finns i Stockholm.
>>6474271
Hej nörd
I'm about to move to Gotland soon, meaning I will never ever find anyone :3
>>6477330
Ohhh, I just realised its a weaboo map, I thought it was a general UK meeting map for /lgbt/ goers!
>>6476684
Apparently I misread. So, which of the two master races are you?
Pacific North West fags represent. I want a bf. Post kiks.
>>6476628
Norwegians are my fetish.
>>6477336
Schysst. Fel storstad dock.
>>6477358
>gotland
Can't be that bad, can it? You could prey on all the tourist during the summer.
>>6478380
>Norwegians are my fetish
>posts Mads Mikkelsen
Is this bait?
>>6478399
I posted Mads because the picture is fitting. He is the finest dane to walk this earth.
vancouver bois ww@
>>6469254
>Non-white mudskin wanting a piece of the white twink
You can get tons of one night stands, but chances are you will never find a decent white guy who wants to look at you twice.
>>6471859
>6ft
>11 stone
>slim
Try harder:
6ft, slightly below 10 stone here.
Skelton twink masterrace reporting in.
>>6459040
add me
>>6478501
What's the deal with stone anyway? It seems awfully inaccurate unless you also use pounds.
>>6472655
I am a bearish male, in the US.
>>6466061
North East Scotland checking in!
>>6478620
What part of the US?
>>6478612
One wonderful day, everybody will use the metric system.
>>6478870
One day.
>>6478259
You didn't misread you just suck at grammar.
>Svensker
>Svensk
>>6478951
I'm not sure what you two are on about at all.
t. original swede
>>6478987
He's saying that
>Han er svensker
is wrong
it should be either
>Han er svensk
eller
>Han er en svensker
>>6479005
Oh right.
>>6479005
>Han er en svensker
>Han er en svenske
Fify
>>6461444
Nice trips! Also I visit /cuteboys/ often
>>6466405
H-hi
>Plz be in NB
>>6477336
Aww.¨
Close enough, I guess.
>>6479119
Cute/10 :3
>>6474653
Thanks!
>>6479291
Thanks :3
You have a kik?
>>6479419
damn you thirsty
>>6479474
Don't delete this
>>6479119
Looks like a serial killer, hot.
>>6459040
Post furry porn on /b/ worked for me.
>>6479446
Ya :P
The question stands tho
>>6479598
It's not the weirdest compliment I've gotten...
>>6478380
>Have Norwegian heritage
>So pale and so blonde that I can't go outside without getting burned all over including my scalp.
>>6479701
I ain't him, only commenting.
>>6479730
>Norwegian heritage
Lol. American mutt.
>>6479708
You also have potential to look like super ubermensch if you get swole, you should try that, lot's of potential in you.
>>6479780
Damn straight.
I've got a great heritage from the past AND live in the greatest country on Earth in the present.
It's the best of both worlds.
>>6478501
>stone
Why do people still use this measurement, it's not the fucking Fifteenth Century anymore.
>>6478680
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>>6460871
Hi, I'm a reclusive dork on Steam.
I'll just throw myself out there in case anyone wants to weeb with me. It's the chat platform I use the most. Don't play much vidya though, although I want to try and co-op some VNs.
Steam id is mown_n, nick is Mown.
>>6478380
>Norwegians are my fetish.
hello there anon
Can't say I hold any particular feelings for Swedes though.
>>6481491
>Can't say I hold any particular feelings for Swedes though.
Hopefully some kind of endearing rivalry, as it should be. What's being gay in Norway like anyway?
>>6460533
Oh god no don't do this.
Finding a good furry bf seems a lot harder than just getting a normal guy.
I found mine on a /cuteboys/ thread and recognized him from highschool we have been together 5 months now
>>6460871
I tried this and it didn't work well.
>Go into 4chan related steam public chat and start acting like a slut
>Provoke everyone
>Creepy guy starts getting interested and adds me as a friend
>Every time I go online to play vidya he talks about plowing my ass
I deserve everything but it was still a bad idea.
>>6481491
Swedish guys are sooo hot, stuff like pic related always gets my mouth watering.
>>6478620
California?
>>6481499
Well, sure. I also feel a mix of pity and appreciation for their willingness to martyr themselves to reveal the negative consequences of liberal immigration policies.
I don't think I could tell you much about gay life in Norway. I'm too autistic to know if people notice, and to apathetic to care if they do. I've been in unintentional stealth mode for most of my life as well, and I don't think my reformed wardrobe is necessarily a dead giveaway either.
My social circles are small, I'm still a virgin, and I barely know any queers irl. All in all it seems like a pretty okay deal though, but I'm a bit anxious about the prospect of getting a long-term relationship.
/blog
>>6484056
>Well, sure. I also feel a mix of pity and appreciation for their willingness to martyr themselves to reveal the negative consequences of liberal immigration policies.
Kind of unfair to credit the population for the backhanded neo-liberal decisions of the old PM and the very politically narrow group of journalists who supported him. Public opinion has been against it for years and we've finally got some of the harshest immigration laws in Europe, as they should be.
>>6466405
I've been trying to date in Canada and it's like either they get cold feet or I look like shit/don't pass or they just don't ask me out to do something. Then there's the guys who are chasing girlcock.. like Jesus chasers have more cock lust than me. Canada is horrible.
Anyone here a down to earth furfag?
I've been trying to meet guys, but i'm way too awkward and i really want to get to know someone well before i go further. Melb/Australia btw
POOR GUYS... GET A JOB!
>be 13
>play phone MMO
>meet 12 y old qt girl
>a couple years go by we're still at it her dad brings her to visit me
>i move away to brazil for 2 years
>be 19
>doing university 1h away from her by bus
>spend all weekends together
>im transexual btw
>she says its ok and encourages me
>tell my parents
>she gets scared and now thinks ill run off with a boy
>tfw i cant console her
>tfw all i want is to stay with her
>>6484989
What's the relevance of this post to the thread?
>>6484711
Eh canada is alright but them lonely feels. I just want a qt 3.14 to cuddle with every day and get them good feels.
>>6460862
>No one in UK
There are like 50,000,000 people in the U.K. stop complaining
[spoiler]Wyoming here.
>tfw came online too late to partake in this thread.
>tfw will never acquire qt trap gf to marry with and move out of the country for.
>>6487858
>There are like 50,000,000 people in the U.K
And no Alois Trancy bf to go to cons with and keep me warm at night
>>6488182
>tfw no qt trap to binge watch tv shows like the office with every night.
>>6488196
>Watching Ricky Gervais when you could be watching Jewelpet
It makes no sense desu
>>6488196
You dare reply to me ! Here I thought a qt trans gf had noticed me approach on this egiptian action figure and cartoons imageboard, and yet, YOU are all I find ? !
>>6488216
me on my approach* too.
>>6460771
Huh? really? how did that go?
>>6464925
>>6464945
THIS
It would just feel so off if they didnt understand my "le internet culture".
I'd rather be with someone who can relate to me and have the same humor as I do
But also feel retarded for blacklisting people as "normies"
>>6488252
>But also feel retarded for blacklisting people as "normies"
There's nothing wrong with it, you're not discriminating against these people on a daily basis, you're just aware of what you want and what normies can't offer you.
Being around people who don't understand internet culture sucks, the shit they talk about is boring and the lives they lead are sterile. No 10/10 rich partner could ever satisfy me without this.
It's like when you see 4channers trying to 'man up', put on a suit, hit the gym and act all alpha when you know deep down they're small fish thrashing around in a big pond trying to swim because they're scared of being unable to conform; they probably feel peer pressure from normie friends to be like them.
The internet raised me, I'll never sell out and be a normie who spends their spare time reading healthy recipes and talking about bullshit TV or their fucking yogurt at work. I'll be watching anime, playing videogames and memeing it up for as long as I'm alive. If I could have 'From: The Internet' on my passport, I would.
And if anyone says "That's pretty lame at your age" when I'm older (Although they won't, because it'll be fairly normal at that point) I won't care, because that's what the internet is - a pretty lame place for uncool people just like me, and I'm proud of it.
>>6486431
Do you mind me asking where in Canadia? :x
>Stuck in Alberta, send help. All I've found are chasers who expect me to top them.
>be me
>be 20
>get to know some guys online
>rarely talk to one of them living in the neighbouring city
>two guys decide to meet up in my city and ask me to join them
>decide to go
>suddenly get the idea to ask this one guy there too
>he decides to join us after I've done some persuation
>meet up
>don't talk much with this guy irl but smile at eachother slightly blushing
>start talking more online after this
>end up in a relationship-like situation with kissing, cuddling in underwear, mutual love confessions etc
>after 3 years he says he's straight and ends the whole thing just like that
>eventually get over the shock
>see a thread "how to get a gf with some properties"
>notice you have the properties but are a guy
>see the thread again bumped by another anon asking for a bf with those properties
>start chatting
>find out he lives pretty near with only an hour's trip there
>find out he's 19
>we are about the same age... no wait I'm 23
>decide not to pursue any further because of the age gap
>he comes to my city and asks if we can meet up
>go see him
>he shows no interest in me sexually
>be relieved and have a nice day with him
>find a 25 y/o guy later asking if he could cuddle with me after I had posted gay stuff ironically in a thread
>he used to be straight but is sexually frustrated and has started becoming bi
>warn him that I'm by no means feminine even if I'm pretty thin
>we meet up
>clearly he expected some dickgirl regardless of my warnings
>no cuddling or anything
>have an interesting chat about neoconservatism on imageboards being a counterculture inside a counterculture
As a result, it seems I've lost not only my libido but also my desire to be touched by anyone. I wish I had a nice guy who'd put his arm around me and let me rest my head on his shoulder while my hand would feel his pecs, but this would require being touched and he'd probably want the now so disgusting sex.
>>6490191
>>have an interesting chat about neoconservatism on imageboards being a counterculture inside a counterculture
Uh..nice
>>6466405
Try living in northern BC, there's fuck all for people up here.
>>6459040
1) sit nicely in my lap
2) be pleasant and agreeable
3) receive headpats
4) discuss matters political and aesthetical
5) if you are good, we get lewd!
6) you receive one excellent boyfriend
>>6494514
>headpats
>>6481623
Look for normal guys and date the one that turns out furry.
>>6459040
how do i find a real life girlfriend but online
>try okcupid
>live in the middle of no where
>get about 30 messages
>all uggo's and old guys or people who live far away.
I guess being alone isn't that bad.
>>6496620
I laugh at people that think like this. Then all of those years down the road they're lonely, ugly, and alone because of their 'high standards' they will be wishing for anyone to take them.
>>6496894
being alone is better than being with someone you're not into though
learned it the hard way
tfw all you want is a qt boy to play vidya with and be completely platonic yet have everyone around convinced you are secretly knobbing each other
>>6497143
But that's what I want. Location?
>>6497153
just realised this is horrifically general, i live in england
>>6497166
Oh, me too. Whereabouts?
>>6497178
east midlands nottinghamshire
>>6497143
https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=2070966
>>6497195
added myself with my cesspool of a town
>>6497186
Oh sorry, that's way too far up north.
>>6497272
if i had anychoice id live in the south pole because north is shiiit
>>6496894
Is it really high standards to want a boyfriend who lives in the same state as me, not overweight and around the same age as me? If it is I would rather be alone.
>>6462248
great taste senpai
>>6499036
I'm still in the thread, let me know if you find someone who fits.
>>6465672
how?
>>6499873
good luck. I'm in the same boat as you
>>6469254
Describe yourself, are you cute?
>tfw feel like searching for a boyfriend is lacking genuineness
>tfw last bf was someone I looked for and he just called me to fuck me and cuddle then left
Maybe it was just because I was into weird shit though. Maybe I weirded him out.
Someone Dutch?
>>6501434
No, none.
