When another one of your straight friends decides to become a they/them
>when your straight friend "flirts" with you for attention
>when your straight is physically affectionate but "no homo bro"
> when your adorable straight friend calls you "the most attractive woman she has ever met" then starts talking about her beta boyfriend
>>6350930
>when your straight friend calls you cute names and hugs you but "gays make me uncomfortable"
>when you and your straight friend are both so comfortable around each other that you drink alone together and talk about everything; and it kills you inside to resist the urge to kiss him
>when your gayness means you're attracted to everyone.
Even when bitch is Not cute.
>when your friends suddenly stop making jokes and everything in order not to offend you, as if you're going to report them to the privilege police and have them arrested for hate speech.
>>6351354
baby don't hurt me no more
>>6351354
Jesus, kill me :(
>tfw when you're both watching a show together and you just stare at him and can't stop feeling the feels deep inside
I'm so pathetic about it.
>>6350840
>when you give gay guys and gay transmen flirtatious and inviting looks only to tear them down when they return them
awesome
>you're your suspiciously gay friend tries to kiss you and ruins the friendship
>when you're gay friend is so gay he literally wants to be dominated
>when you're gay friend is always trying to molest you
>hetero problems
