So recently my father ran into an old childhood friend and as expected he was happy to be reunited, perhaps a little too happy. As my father explained they hugged each other tightly, kissed each other on the cheeks and his friend took a deep inhale and said "mm You smell the same". My father seemed to blush as he said it, I was told by my mom that they used to be fruity kinda guys back in the day but this is just out there so I need to know is my dad gay? and if so does that make me half gay?
>>6331278
>is my dad gay?
Probably either gay or bi
>does that make me half gay?
What the fuck kind of question is that? No it doesn't make you half gay.
>>6331278
>And if so does that make me half gay?
The top of all my keks.
As someone who's pretty sure they're gay (but potentially bi? There are some really hot girls too), that's definitely not how any of this works. Nice try though.
Your dad is probably curious...I'm curious how tall is he?
>and if so does that make me half gay?
half gay is all gay >:)
Your dad is a fag you might be too maybe get tested at your doctor
>>6331627
I don't know like 5 foot 3 he's small
>>6331278
I'm just gonna post up on this lawn chair and enjoy the shitposting.
>>6331711
Finally someone who agrees; big dicks fuck alike.
>>6331627
Next thing you're gonna ask is for the nigga's dad's kik username you cock mongering werefaggot.
>>6331852
I dont have kik I have snapchat tell daddy to hit me up
Is ur dad single? Is he a dilf?
>>6331278
>does that make me half gay?
I'm pretty sure it doesn't work that way...
>>6331832
Your dad definitely took the dick.
>>6331278
I doubt it. He has an intimate relationship with his friend, but that doesn't mean it isn't platonic. I'd bet that you've never had a close friend before, OP.