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Would you rather a BF, or a GF, MtFG?
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>No bullying
>No hugboxing
>No tumblr shit
>No *actions*
>No drama
Let's do our best, girls!
Previous >>6267622
am i a girl yet
post butt
bf
hi
>>6268444
you forgot
C. Alpha boy girlfriend
>tfw no bf
>>6268403
size 18 feet?
how you and how your day /mtfg/
>>6268462
hire an interior decorator please, or at least get a better color for the walls
>>6268462
>i will post butte now for enticing purposes
why is it so big?
omg becky
i need sylveon-related apparel
but something non-autistic
anyone have the link of hons? thx
>unsee.cc
/burosage/
mmmmm goth butt
>>6268468
mfw ppl think i pass
>>6268468
oh you don't need that, just look at a picture of me.
>>6268468
http://imgur.com/a/0VDGq#137
I've got you son, I always carry my selfies
>>6268464
this apartment is basically a studio to me desu, idrc about the way it looks
>>6268465
tfw ;_;
i need to just be around faye in lingerie all day.
that rhymed
>>6268474
sweet senpai thanks
>I always carry my selfies
nice try tho
>>6268448
You always were.
Hello everyone even though nobody really knows me!!
going 2 bed bc 3 am and i hate self
>>6268462
BABE
>>6268476
post butt
http://pastebin.com/T0dw5Xpb
i'm not proud of who i used to be, but i've improved on myself a lot since then and i can live with a clear conscience now
Is it weird that this makes me super dysphoric?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WH1K2NVnqgs
>>6268489
ill read it in a bit thank you
>>6268478
>nice try
>she hasn't seen the classic honbell
>>6268474
goals ;_;
Who here /a sobbing mess of dysphoria listening to mazzy star at 3 am/?
Browsing through the archive is weird...
>>6268444
Easy question. I want a bf.
Which trip is the darling of mtfg?
>>6268508
>i'm trying not to be lewd here
>posing for photo with no pants or underwear
>>6268508
No womb, hips, or girl voice, feeling like I'm not a real girl. Idk I wanted to stay away from the thread for a bit but no one is around in my skype group =/
omfg! On this ghostbusters 2 DVD I have theres episodes of the real ghostbusters related to Vigo and the time between ghostbusters and ghostbusters 2
Like Janine is all 80s cartoon girl and venkmann is drawn like 700 times more handsome than bill murray and there's Slimer :D
>>6268444
one bf pls
>>6268489
I'm sorry for getting involved in something that isn't my business, but why the fuck is anyone accusing you of being a rapist?
>>6268508
be MORE lewd
>>6268515
Sheen is, I love her like a daughter
>>6268529
Okie
>>6268529
*faints*
>>6268525
if you read towards the end it was because kari (who i'm on good terms with now) accused me of being a rapist and jocelyn stayed silent, so everyone in the thread assumed it to be true
>>6268536
busty david pls
>>6268536
rapist
>>6268508
HIIIPPPPPPSSSSSSSS :OOOOOOO
>>6268536
yeah, but like... where the hell do these accusations come from? This is a pretty serious accusation, and to just say it casually isn't cool.
OMG EDIE LOOK AT JANINE
>>6268532
n-no
i just learned something awful today.
chrischan & i have the same birthday.
i wish my mother could've waited a day before getting the c-section
>>6268515
Kit or grace
>>6268545
that's just how /mtfg/ is, the anons anyway
not to mention it gets under my skin a little since i was raped and i don't treat it like a joke
there's nothing i can do about it though
>>6268529
Rest in pizza my poor heart
>>6268555
boobies!
>>6268555
but that nip slip
>>6268489
Wow, you really were pathetic, famalam. Of course, Cheska is a bitch. Glad you found a boyfriend.
>>6268557
>i was raped
you sure you it wasn't the other way around?
>>6268555
Edie pls.
>>6268557
>that's just how /mtfg/ is, the anons anyway
made me kek. its actually the trips that know everything about everything and they spread it as anon, but keep being naive i guess
>ywn work as a secretary in a private paranormal investigation and capture plus containment firm
>>6268555
O..ok
I can't handle this,
You me, this ottoman
Now
>>6268555
wew
>>6268570
I came
>63 replies
>22 images
>More than every third post has an image
This is like attention whore central.
>>6268555
>>6268570
LEWD OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>6268536
>>6268557
sorry for pushing ;~;
I just trusted Kari for some reason for a little bit only to find out that she was making baseless accusations that had partially influenced me to make a baseless accusation, and I wanna know where all this shit comes from. Call me a nosey bitch :/
>>6268568
it's really fucking obvious
>>6268573
Problem?
>>6268573
>this is statistically average for the last year
>please stop being statistically average
Check the archive, 450:150 is the golden ratio
>>6268578
get lewd
Now that Kari is being outed as a bitch who will become nicest trip?
>>6268473
Idk, I might fug you if I had the chance and you wanted it.
Maybe.
>>6268582
kari wasn't outed as a bitch
it's all hearsay
>>6268584
post butt
>>6268563
i met cheska after 2 years alone dissociating myself from myself, browsing the internet with a fake girl name, girl persona, everything just to believe i was a girl
eventually i started accepting reality but i was never happy being a guy, i was pretty pathetic back then
>>6268576
it's okay, kari is trustworthy and it's not her fault at all, jocelyn was her friend and she was just sticking up for her
at that point no one really knew who i was outside what i was called, "chaser", "cheska's ex" so i didn't exactly have a reason for anyone to trust me
>>6268582
read above
kari is a nice person
>>6268582
I don't know, even if she isn't here anymore Adri has always been the nicest trap
>>6268584
okay this is way too lewd
>>6268588
>kari is a nice person
do you have brain damage or something?
this thread rn
>>6268584
EDITH.
>>6268588
w owe
kill yousrelf
>>6268580
Not my thing. Someone special would have to give me the right nudge for that...
threwadly remindedr that you are a whole person and cna be a good person exactly as you are now
there is nothign shameful about being trans, it wasn't a choice... what counts is how you deal with it
there is more to you than how you look i hope r aall acknowledge that. there is more to you than your dysphoria and I believe in that. <3 i love you all and wish you all the abolute best alright|???|?
goona go to my appointment
>>6268584
DELETE THIS
>>6268596
it's quite adorable desu
>>6268585
>>6268582
>hearsay
agreed. She's a kind person, she just doesn't always think about what she's saying.
>>6268595
chill
>>6268588
I'm still very confused, but I guess I'll learn as I dig around.
>>6268604
you too
kill ureself
>>6268584
I..idk what that is but I'll try anything once... Twice if I like it
>>6268604
Your hands are shaking.
>>6268604
aww
thank uu
>>6268596
Saved
>>6268611
only bcs i have hemiataxia
>>6268610
>walls other than plain white
>actually uses closet
finally
are mommy and mommy really going to have sex in front of all of us
skeleton music
https://youtu.be/j8dG8adbOXQ
>>6268610
another photo for the okcupid
i shouldn't have gotten involved with the drama tonight but it's just another thing i have to work on i guess
i've said my peace for anyone uninformed on the whole "drama" so anyone who wants to continue making baseless accusations can do so
i'm going to go snuggle up with my bf now
>>6268622
yes it seems that way
>>6268587
wat did i just do
>>6268594
>>6268598
>>6268602
>>6268605
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0I5NAsph74n
i will win this
>>6268610
it's a plug bby :3
we can put one in you, too. let me suck your tits with an ice cube in my mouth tho..................
and then let me force you down on me while i pull your hair and tell you to be a good girl for me
>>6268596
saved
>>6268625
Be nice
>>6268622
W..e can try to calm down and do.. Something else
>>6268620
Only rentals are white
>>6268632
>ywn have a moan like this
>>6268632
I meant moar butte
>>6268584
what the heck is that pink thing with the black circle on it
is that a coaster?
>>6268632
>that thick pucci
I'm going to bed. It's late, and I'm tired of laddering. G'night.
>>6268622
>mommy
>daddy
you have some warped fucking role models
>>6268630
Sometimes it's best to engage the rumors head on. Have fun.
>>6268636
>W..e can try to calm down and do.. Something else
or maybe just somewhere else?
>>6268653
goodnight sourpuss
>>6268653
nini ^^
>>6268644
you could totally train it to be like that, i did
>>6268645
n-no
faye and i are going to go do some private time things now. you be good!!
>>6268661
> send photos of face for the first time to someone that has been asking for a while to see what you look like
> eight minutes, no response
it'll be fine don't panic don't panic don't panic ;_;
>>6268667
okay now that file size really is too thicc
>>6268671
that's usually not a good sign
hate when that happens
btw
http://www.strawpoll.me/10313609
http://www.strawpoll.me/10313609
http://www.strawpoll.me/10313609
>>6268671
Yeah you're fucked.
>>6268651
thiqq pucci*
>>6268679
I've not seen pictures of you in ages.
Am I cute /mtfg?
>>6268550
lol that's my birthday too
>>6268697
we dont know because you posted jormy and not yourself
>accidentally leave my trip on in another thread
>2 replies of B R I S B A N E
oh god I've created a monster
>>6268708
i wish i was in brisbane
>>6268708
You should try that on /int/.
>>6268700
Who do u think u r bitch I m jake gibbonz 1111!!!! JÖRMY DESU
>>6268708
Is flannel a cute?
>>6268715
really? huh
>>6268721
yeah she's kinda cute, lots of potential imo
Why does every thread feature Dollface arguing about something? Is being the king of cunts their lifetime achievement goal?
>>6268708
>tfw nobody will ever B R I S B A N E you
>>6268697
Is that really you or just a joke?
>>6268708
Both of those were me
>TFW no trans gf
THIS IS THE ONLY WAY I COPE
>>6268738
aren't you S Y D N E Y though?
>>6268748
no she's in brisbane
I think she lives like a 5 minute walk from where my dad works desu
>>6268735
No life, inflated ego, queen of the shit pile.
>>6268741
Thanks desu my secret is hon semen serum and coconut oil ;_;
>>6268740
Hello anon, this is Jörmy desu
Why are so many trans-posters on other boards so Lewd?
They keep talking about very inappropriate things I don't want to repeat. Get your people under control!
>>6268746
Stop injecting heroin and start injecting estrogen; be your own trans gf, sempai.
>>6268717
Why does Jormy always look like someone with down syndrome?
Is it an Australian fashion trend?
>>6268753
Post pics of your hon boyfriend.
>>6268757
The trans-posters on this board are also pretty lewd. Possibly the lewdest.
But anyways, if you want us to get them under control you're going to have to link the threads where they're lewdposting.
>>6268757
Because they're actually repressed gay men that have failed at life and because of feeling like they have a strict claustrophobic upbringing they want a reroll. But actually they're just deviant gay men and it gets worse when they suppress it.
>>6268761
>tfw Soulmates
>tfw slept with a man from Grindr and he gave me herpes
>she doesn't know
>>6268752
You forgot attention whore
so if my estrogen levels are at normal female levels (which they should be after 1 month and a half, right?), and I gained weight now, would it go onto my butt??
surely it should, right?
I wanna just put on 10lbs and see if it ends up in my ass :/
>>6268779
I wouldn't mind ending up in your ass desu
>>6268784
>>6268769
But don't they already have sti's and children?
>>6268779
the fat will redistribute to your butt so long as you are getting your nightly spankings
>>6268789
This desu
>>6268750
does your dad work near crestmead?
>>6268789
pls be in brisbane
>>6268769
Poor Jormy, she used to chase all the nice looking trannies, what happened to her?
>>6268779
Something else can go into your butt that I've heard has great fat redistribution properties when applied bi-daily.
WHY IS EVERYONE BEING LEWD AT ME????????
>>6268798
Do you not want them to be lewd at you?
>>6268793
you already know i'm not
>>6268792
ohh I thought you were closer than that
he works in meadowbrook
>>6268798
post pics of qt fannel
>>6268788
We took them to the shelter. We didn't want them anymore.
>>6268798
Because we know you love the attention
>>6268794
I happen to have a thing for 7 feet tall grotesque hons, so sue me!
>>6268803
that's still surprisingly close, it's like a 5 minute drive
>>6268444
I want a bf
>>6268798
I'll be LOUDE at you desu.. Come help me shave my arse crack and we'll have some sexy time.
>>6268812
clearly you want cock
>>6268818
what ever happened to the guy from work tho
>All these cute trans girls want bfs
>None are in Toronto
i'm ending this
>>6268825
Im in toronto but im not cute :^)
>>6268825
b-by moving to brisbane??
>>6268822
he told me to stop talking to him l m a o
Hello I'm flannel
>>6268825
take hrt and become your own gf
>>6268831
Hello flannel
>>6268830
Kit. What?? The redbull guy??
>>6268833
but i can't kiss myself and go on cute dates with myself...
>>6268835
no this was another guy i crushed on aaages ago, we went surfing once and i fell asleep on his bed. i thought he liked he but hes not gay at all or anything. then he told me to leave him a lone and stop talking to him .__.;
red bull rep guy was only at my work for the weekend, he is at some other club now probably getting hit on by super cute CIS girls and making thier lives amazing rn t b h
Would I be considered a chaser if I want to be platonic friends with (a) transgirl(s)?
Lots of you seem really cool. ;-;
>>6268792
Oh, hi. I'm in heritage park.
Do you get the great smart tip smell on hot summer days?
>>6268840
Make a room full of mirrors and take lots of drugs.
>>6268847
only if you want to fucc~
>>6268847
ill be your friend if you pay me
>>6268825
I'm in Toronto... but I'm taken. And not into boys
I feel like there has to be more of us though
>>6268857
theres tons of trans in toronto, i know like 4 and i dont have a huge friend group even
>>6268825
i'm in toronto but i only want tetra
>>6268825
anon be my bf pls :)
>>6268860
Holy crap really? I literally only know bexe, tranny-wise
>>6268849
woah that's super close, but nope can't smell it over here
>>6268872
ye, although i know them outside of mtfg, none of em come here
Morning everyone!
What did I miss while I was unconscious dreamin about not being able to turn on the lights?
>>6268881
You missed accepting my skype contact request 3:
>>6268879
That's pretty cool, I think I'm just bad at meeting/interacting with people
>>6268885
... I did?
Do you want to send another? I try not to accept people I don't recognise... sorry!
>>6268876
it's way closer to the dump too
it's kind of cool that someone here lives like 2 minutes away
I'm a hon though so I'd probably embarass you if we ever met for like a burger or whatevers
tip though Julie street has a couple good takeaway places
A Malaysian Indian place, a good fish and chip shop and a good pizza place
muchhhhh better.
>>6268897
Sorry!
I go on and offline frequently because that's my alt account.
how much biotin do you girls take
>>6268895
its just typically odd to want to be friends with people for reasons like being trans. we're just people too, and just want to be treated like normal people. so when you wanna be friends with trannies its kinda weird or somefin
>>6268899
It's alright~ I just messaged you a bit ago or somefin, you should respond desu :3c
Tfw conetits
>finally actually use my years-old epilator after epilating my gf
>one of 2 cases
>1: everyone else is pussies
>2: i'm drunk enough to be impervious to its pain
i'm literally going to start epilating my face because of this revelation, it's almost nothing pain-wise and the only relevant factor is pain therefore it's just a time sink
thank you tetra
>>6268909
lol same
>>6268894
DW, hon life here as well so I'm the last person to be judging anything. Also, I was at the pizza place on Julie st this morning buying some food.
>>6268895
Not chasing in a traditional sense. Depends on the person too if they will take kindly to you making friends specifically because they're trans if they find out. But hey go for your life...
>>6268909
t f w no tits
>>6268910
im scared to do this
>>6268905
Good to know. Ill refrain from approaching yall then.
waot is it back/?
>>6268926
oh fuck it's back
Are we back in action?
Anyone know what happened?
I jsut injected TEN WHOLE MARIJUANAS
I mgiht OD guys
What do trans girls like?
How can I attract them?
>>6268932
It happens sometimes. Probably maintenance
>>6268932
idk but I'm in another dimension bby
>>6268909
It's a struggle.
Just saw this from a previous thread
>Basic
>who is a reck that we try to keep going partially because we want to believe in late transition and partially because she has a real life support system
Lmao
>>6268943
You saw how that particular chain started?
And how it ended?
>>6268940
not even kidding
my sister said it woudl last a month
and it's empty
they kept telling me "oh nothing'll happen on your first time" so i pretty much inhaled as hard as I physically could without exploding
my lungs felt like they were full of fire ants
and so like
both of them were giggling immediately and I was just sitting there like "what's going on?"
then all of a sudden I remembered my hamburger
and I was like "ohhhh I have that"
so I picked it up
and it was wrapped in paper
and it took me like a minute to get it open
memeijuana is funnn
>>6268947
Will you be my gf if I move to Brisbane just for you?
>>6268947
...
I need to get my hands on some of that stuff...
>>6268950
yhess I will
are you cute?
pls be cute
>>6268945
I did yeah. I appreciate it. Thank you. They're right though
>>6268954
Whether they're correct of not, you've done well by me. I'll trust you for that.
>>6268947
my first cannabis was pretty memorable, my partner had a bunch of trimmings from helping with her dad's plants and just stuffed some brownies full'a it and fed it to me while I was distracted cleaning so I'd kinda forgotten all about it by the time stuff set in
Hello butterflies!
What was your day?
My was pretty meh. I'll probably ride a bike or something.
>>6268953
i am not cute
>>6268959
im in space
I'm going to bed when you see normal flannel int he morning tell her she sucks
>>6268967
Ah... no
But I will show her this.
>>6268936
hang wads of hundred dollar bills out of your pockets and a tranny is bound to follow like a lost puppy
also, morning my fellow lip gloss wearing faggots
>>6268959
I'm feeling incredibly tired. Kept falling asleep for no reason all day. Still a week in Bangkok, not sure how much I'll be able to do in that time.
i love my gf so much
>tfw u wear a big t-shirt, short skirt and running shoes out today because i couldnt find jack shit to wear in the piles of clothes on the floor in my apartment
oh yes i feel like garbage
OH MY GOSH!
ITS BACK
>>6268969
That's much more likely to attract a murderous roody-poo, which is why it's great advice to give to a chaser. You're smarter than you'll admit.
>>6268972
*hug*
>>6268975
And so am I.
tfw couldnt shitpost while it was gone
how are you and how your day /mtfg/?
>>6268943
It's funny cuz it's partialy true.
>>6268959
Sooo bright.
>>6268979
smoking is bad m'kay? Was it only for this photo or are you really a smoker?
>>6268987
>tfw never this qt
why even l i v e
>TFW NO TRANS GF
>tfw slept for 13 hours last night
>http://www.lfpress.com/polls/264105
please help me be free in my own city by voting yes
>>6268987
But smoking makes you cool
>>6268988
you merely adopted the repression, i was born into it, molded by it
>>6268987
I've quit tobacco a while back for SRS. Given how much weight I've gained and how much more sluggish I feel without it, I'll resume nicotine intake as soon as I'm home. I dip most of the time. Smoking cigars only from time to time. Got to admit it's a bit part of my image.
>>6268994
Yeah no.
story time!
>be 16
>be feminine little catholic high school boy
>secretly crossdresses
>dating hetero acting guy on the down low
>he thinks I'm super cute
>says stuff like "I wanna treat you like a girl"
>convince him to help me crossdress
>goes out with him in public wearing women's clothes
>some stares, boyfriend is a little embarrassed at first, but I just look like a very feminine guy
>mostly gendered feminine
>later, few months later....
>me and boy get in argument for a dumb reason
>after we split, he shares pictures of me around my catholic school with his friends
>people call me "tranny" and "faggot"
>ostracized for rest of high school
>so glad at least he didn't share lewd pictures of me as a girl
>>6268994
Voted
>tfw not being held right now
>>6268988
*cringes internally and externally*
>>6269003
*hug*
>>6268972
I'm literally cleaning up my piles too
have a good day :)
>>6268988
Why the goatse mask, by the way? Isn't that extremely gay for someone who's supposedly repressing?
>>6268994
If you wanna be free install Parabola GNU/Linux.
>>6269006
>tfw never being held
>>6269011
Nigga put on a trip so I can filter you. You have officially gotten boring. Sperging with Kayler is not helping you.
>>6269011
agp
do you fap to mtf porn and sex change stories?
>>6269011
do you think repressing is healthy? You know transition is a thing now so why not give it a go faggot?
>>6269013
ARCH LINUX MASTER RACE
Just got back from monthly facial torture. I fucking hate being a tranny.
Has anyone noticed that after srs you seem more interested in dicks? It's like now that you don't have one they seem nicer.
>>6269003
aww red :(
>>6268947
Damn how much did you smoke :p?
>>6269022
Go fuck yourself
>>6269022
>be me
>see repression gen
>internally change thread title to "hon nursery"
>>6269022
go back to your weirdo gen, faggot.
>>6268994
Voted
>>6269021
>I fucking hate being a tranny.
Don't be. You're a great source of amusement for the rest of us.
>>6269021
aloe!
>>6269003
:( *hug*
>>6269023
yes. definitely
I didnt even know what to do with one before, now they fit perfectly well.
its just heaven
>>6268982
All overwatch so far, now it's time to do productive stuff.
>>6268988
Make your repression threads/posts on r9k or something.
>>6269003
It sounded so nice 'til the end ;_;
I'm sorry.
>>6269006
How 2 be held?
>>6269027
Sad but true.
>>6269023
Nope, they're as disgusting as ever. And dilations make the idea of someone shoving one of those inside me even more revolting.
>>6268990
I was pretty ugly before hrt so it was like the most natural thing to do... Here have my freshman photo. I already knew about HRT from 420chan but I didn't do it. It was the biggest mistake of my life.
So what is better finesteride or dutasteride?
I never added it to my hrt regimen and i had some people chastise me for it because it should be added along with a blocker but my current Doctor only gave me the choice of fin or spiro.
Also I wish cypro or lupron was a choice since that is considered much better than spiro.
>>6269031
Yeah afterwards with cream on it's fine but during its hell and I have a constant stream of tears going down my face.
>>6269027
>critical of others suffering
I don't agree with you on this
>>6269019
I'm p sure that Arch is actually a distro of GNU/ Linux,as it uses the GNU corelibs.
>>6269023
I haven't had srs yet but atm I don't know at all what to do with one so I'm scared. after srs things will be better I hope :)
>>6269027
>hon nursery
10/10 would laugh again
>>6269036
>Hey mtfg, what's the best way to kidnap an elanna before she leaves?
you need my approval or my airborne troops will steal her back. Since youre really cool Id share though?
>>6269048
(I would have liked to have done that but I was too scared. I've got a lot of respect for you for actually doing it)
>>6269037
You are on your own Nikki.
Since ffs didn't do much to me, I'm just ending transition.
I realized that transition isn't for everyone and it wasn't for me
>>6269045
19 starting point is always better than 25.
>>6269039
*hugs*
I always wanted someone to hold my hand during laser but the technician I had was hot as to be intimidating and I was too shy to ask him
>tfw no trans gf
>>6269040
Any suffering repression anon is going through is self inflicted. I'll happily mock them until they cease this edgy baneposting and actually take charge of their life.
>>6269051
>I do not give in to mental illness.
repressing is the worst form of mental illness numb nuts
>>6269051
to be honest you'd make a terrible girl anyway. I feel like you're not repressing anything and have deluded yourself into thinking you are. you're like doubly mentally ill
>>6269057
Go back to r9k, repeating that over and over wont get you a trans gf, or any friend even for that matter
>>6269054
Nah Angie, I'll just do another round of FFS. But now I'm not sure if I want to let Bart fuck with my nose...
>>6269059
It isn't edgy
Some aren't just meant to transition.
When they do, that's how hons are born
>>6269051
tell me about how my "lack of will" led to me getting this exquisite dessert wine from my sugar daddy, hon-in-waiting.
>>6269063
Why not? Maybe one will pity me and become my trans gf
>>6269064
That's up to you but I'm just going to go back male.
my gf broke up with me today, how do I feel better /mtfg/?
>>6269066
I my opinion you don't pass at all. But your attitude is great.
You are a great person.
>>6269073
... Prozac, icecream and pjs.
>>6269073
Put comfy music on, have a cup of tea in a sea of blankets
>>6269067
And she'll stop talking to you once she learns your just that - somone to be pitied.
Maybe try to engage in conversation? Idk, be interesting? You arent entitled to anything in life so dont except it to come to you for nothing. Life is a priviledge not a fucking right
>>6269076
Can't do ice-cream
don't wanna get fatter ;_;
>>6269073
Chocolate, sweatpants, blanket and tv shows. Probably cocacola to drink, and weed if you have any tbqh
>>6269051
Just stop being such a little bitch already. For all your talk, every last poster here has bigger balls than you since they actually decided to go through with this whole estrogen induced madness. Unlike you who only come here to whine and throw hissy fits fit for drag queens.
You don't want to be a degenerate tranny and a failure? Fine, great for you bud. Just don't come here to overcompensate for your insanity and insecurity.
Here have some anime.
>>6269055
Not starting at all seems like a better deal.
>>6269054
Will you stop posting here too?
>>6269080
I envy you anon
>>6269073
>get on hottest clothes
>go to nice place where good looking men hang out
>snag one
>take selfies kissing them
>send to ex gf
>profit
>>6269069
You will look silly without brow ridge or chin/jaw.
Like someone with FAS or something.
>>6269075
I don't pass because I'm a boy, silly
thank you though.
>>6269065
Repression anon is pretty much guaranteeing their hondom by putting off transition. Repression is the stuff 50 year old transitioners are made of. All the while, they'll be saying "why didn't I listen? Why did I waste my life? I could have not been a hon but I'll never know"
>>6269079
Are you on your boyperiod? Calm down
>>6269084
Yes
This will be my last day
>>6269080
So wait is this faggot, Spartan?
>>6269080
But im actually happy to transition tbqh? I meam, i am a jit scared but im happy i wont want to kill myself anymore? We just want you to be happy, because youre clearly not. Youre even more self deuded in our perspective than we are in yours.
>>6269090
implying repression anon is even trans. he's not repressing shit
>>6269081
>Can't do ice-cream
...
Then grab your headphones and put on something nice at full blast.
how about this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ngsGBSCDwcI
>>6269092
You are doing this general a favor.
>>6269088
I still have chin and jaw.
Brow is something that doesn't matter
>>6269084
>Not starting at all seems like a better deal.
I crossdressed constantly since I was 5 or so.
I had legit dysphoria over my secondary sex characteristics.
I didn't know how to male. My whole life.
It was pretty good deal tbqh.
>>6269095
That's an awful lot of effort for a bit of trolling. Have you seen that repression general?
Shit was cray-cray.
>>6269059
we don't know their lives
perhaps they tried and failed
being trans might not be possible for some
>>6269091
Yeah sorry, i lashed out a bit. But tfwnottamsgfanon should try other things if he wants to get a gf. Its sad to see him fail at it.
>>6269102
>A merit to the efforts of my childhood. A purge so successful.
dude. you aren't even repressing anything. you are 100% cis straight male. you haven't had a trans thought in your life, and it has nothing to do with your "iron will", those thoughts just don't exist in your head. it's like you have actual paranoid schizophrenia and have delusions that you're trans and repressing.
>>6269103
not saying it's a troll, I'm saying this guy is certifiably insane.
>>6269108
>certifiably insane
welcome to mtfg
>>6269080
>You? Your hands will always be empty.
Not for too much longer, just a bit more growth and I can grab my own titties.
>>6269104
See >>6269011
They have only repressed. Possible doesn't apply when you've never tried. Autistic edge posting isn't trying, it's just cringe. Repressing so hard that you post on a tranny gen, that's just sad..
>>6269102
>I see transition as nothing more than the submission to perversion.
You see transition and probably get as jealous as I do but you fucked your thinking into saying you will never achieve it. You know what I am glad you are repressing, makes me feel like I have actually made some real progress in my transition.
>>6269113
hey, let's be nice
>>6269108
>I'm saying this guy is certifiably insane
Not all that different from a lot of posters here, if a bit more aggressive. And not all that different from femboys over yonder in their general. So far in the closet they might as well be in Narnia.
>>6269112
You know what they say - big hands, big titties.
>>6269116
Posting anime is just sad and pretty autistic
>>6269116
But if I don't act like a mean jerk how can I convince myself that I'm a guy?
>>6269117
Kayla I don't recognise you. Did you hit yourself in the head or something?
>>6269122
>You know what they say - big hands, big titties.
My hands are kinda dainty considering how late I started. Does that mean I won't get megamilks?
>>6269124
>>6269122
Why do you post here?
>>6269127
Kayler is on the upswing after his last meltdown, that the cause of all this fake niceness. You missed it by a few days.
>>6269129
>kinda dainty
>jealousy increases.
>>6269132
You're adults liking cartoons, CARTOONS!
I can see if you were 12, but come on
Why did Flannel have to go so early. I'm between GC and Brisbane...
>>6268984
>It's funny cuz it's totally true.
Ftfy
>>6269127
>kayla feeling superior to someone who is suffering or worse off
same old crap, nothing new
DOPE CLINIC NEEDS TO CALL ME NOW, WHAT IS TAKING SO LONG?
>>6269129
>Does that mean I won't get megamilks?
You were never going to get them no matter what unfortunately.
>>6269133
Because you guys are hilarious. Like actually laugh out loud funny.
my butte hurts
>>6269139
>>6269126
I dunno, but when you do it here, I'm not entirely sure how convincing you're being to us or yourself. Right now you're doing the same dance many a represser has before. You think you've outsmarted your dysphoria. You still need to come here and acknowledge that you have it though. You haven't outsmarted shit, and you're guaranteeing hondom years from now.
>>6269139
>complaining about anime on 4chan
>>6269138
Don't get me wrong they're no girl hands. The bones are all lumpy and stuff but they resemble my moms hands way more than my dads.
>>6269147
>You were never going to get them no matter what unfortunately.
Well I knew that much judging by my family not having megamilks.
>>6269149
The cheeks or the hole? This is important.
>>6269139
>not knowing why we use anime images
holy fucking newfag
>>6269137
>fake niceness
naw, its quite genuine for the moment
>>6269116
some of us are frozen by fear
it prevents us from doing things
>>6269151
You need more reaction images. Keep that shitposting game strong
>>6269149
is your chair uncomfortable?
>>6269113
>tfw there's a chance you might get cancer soon
>tfw you started smoking again, so you might get a blood clot
idk what to do lately about FFS.
like i really want my nose done, and my brow could obviously be done, but like....
the only thing that really gave me dysphoria about my face was my brow and my forehead. and recently like when i realized i didn't have a giant man forehead i kind of realized that my brow wasn't as bad as i thought, and like.......that was the one thing i've felt awful about my whole life. so now that i've kind of accepted that, and it doesn't bother me as much, why tf would i still get FFS? or at least in any way prioritize it which i'd have to do to save 15-20k for it.
i mean i guess i could get a breast aug but i've not even been on HRT consistently for 2 years, and i don't even like huge tits..........
has anyone else gone through this though while on HRT? i feel like HRT is what made things better cause of my hairline and stuff, but ya.
>>6269136
Why should I? It's childish and I can see why she'd do it
>>6269141
When I said partially, I meant partially.
What that anon fails to mention is that this "real life support system" was built by you, ground up. It was not given or inherited or there previously. It was something you made.
You are also in a normal non-tumblr relationship, have a job and a clear head on your shoulders (when not being yo-yoing between abject despair and pensive hopefulness, since you like that term).
As for late transitioning, have you seen some of the young walking disasters posted here and elsewhere?
>>6269090
>>6269116
Hons are made of delusions. They don't repress, they have a life of cross dressing and sissification, they might even had done premarin, keeping it a secret from everyone else. This is the same thing as people today taking hormones and saying they're femboys or refusing social transition. They form tightly knit communities where they receive hub box gratification and avoid the real world. This is what hons are really made of, a double life, and delusional self image.
>>6269152
>The bones are all lumpy and stuff
At least they're not mine...
>>6269163
>>this autism
>>6269160
FFS might work for you depending on who you go to. We only know 3 people here who got it and it only worked for ffs-anon and Brad, but not Angie.
Just make sure to research a pod surgeon and you should be good to go
>>6269164
>Why should I?
I dunno, I think it would be a barrel of laughs and make you feel better if you show her you hooked up with a guy right away, probably would make her feel horrible too and that's the goal.
>>6269149
Did you really shave your ass crack earlier?
>>6269160
Yeah. I had money set aside but what's the point when I don't hate my face or get clocked any more?
>>6269170
I don't want to make her feel horrible though
>>6269163
It's a Cantonese pictograph emporium you are posting on moron.
>>6269157
Check your skype
8/15/16 is the date I set for us
>>6269160
You're already perfect hun.
>>6269168
>At least they're not mine...
But I BLEW IT by not starting sooner. They used to be exact copy of my moms hands until like 19 D:
>>6269178
Can someone just ban this clown?
>>6269166
>This is what hons are really made of, a double life, and delusional self image.
Where would you place hon conventions with booked hotels?
>>6269180
Why, who cares, just let them be.
>>6269152
u-uhh well...........
>>6269156
It's pretty comfy desu
>>6269171
I use nair down there
>>6269175
Well you should, do you even know how 2 girl?
>>6269178
>>6269161
dude you are so fucking stupid, I was just like this less than 2 years ago and it doesn't work. But hey good luck snapping and going into a psychotic rage when you realize repression makes it worse.
>>6269160
as much as it's become a meme around here I think it's easy for us to get like bdd about parts of our face. sometimes there's real issues, sometimes there's none. maybe you're lucky enough to have gotten over the bdd to realize you don't have any major problems idk
I feel like I definitely need it in order to be confident personally. hrt hasn't made it better but it has made me want to prioritize srs a bit, idk.
>>6269160
Thought about it for a long time. But now I'm mostly ok with my face. To the point I feel I have no need for FFS. Plastic surgery, maybe, but it has nothing to do with dysphoria and transitioning. There are probably much better things you can do with that money, because you don't really need that surgery. You look good and you know it. Let past feelings in the past.
>>6269178
>to leave you be in your pathetic bubble
So you could be left alone in your pathetic bubble?
im sleep for exam tmrw
gnii mtfg ^^
>>6269180
>But I BLEW IT by not starting sooner.
I
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Still, I regret doing drumming because my hands were mangled by it.
>>6269187
>Well you should, do you even know how 2 girl
you don't either so stfu
>>6269184
This is the same thing that /mtfg/ does. Except that we live in a generation where being unemployed or hiding in your room all day on the internet is accepted.
I can't believe I acted like this dipshit for years.
this is surreal
>>6269177
OK! Here's to hoping I make it til then!
>>6269166
Don't lump in femboys with hons. I actually am full time feminine, get gendered feminine by strangers in Redneckville.
>>6269186
Did you fuck flannel or did you did you fuck loude?
ottawa trannies,
WHO IS THIS OTHER UNHINGED VANIER TRANNY?
>>6269201
You're a bit of a unique case Red. You're particularly adorable.
What does everyone know about deschamps braly and how would you compare him against speigel.
>>6269201
That's no different to what hons say.
Ayyylmao, about to get fired.
>>6269199
Hopefully you can.
https://www.buzzfeed.com/regajha/how-privileged-are-you
Let the oppression olympics begin. I warn you, I scored 25 so I'll probably win. If only my country didn't prevent me from being poor :/
>>6269204
that's impure!
>>6269203
If you are so powerful and cured then why are you here? Shouldn't you be at work, or at the gym, or doing something of more male value then shit posting to trannies?
>>6269186
>u-uhh well...........
Wew! Where can I get some?
>>6269194
Clean your fingernails yo that shit b gross.
>>6269188
>I believe in free speech.
Hey me too but that has nothing to do with this. Take your repression to the appropriate board be that r9k or whatever. Just because you can behave like a retard doesn't mean you should.
>>6269203
>And the /pol/ raiders.
I like these too but mostly because they're so innocently naive to how people here actually are and think they're walking into tumblr HQ every time.
>>6269169
>>6269189
a part of me honestly feels like it should be a requirement because it would be striving towards looking as cis as possible, but i'm scared because of the BDD meme and the very real possibility that it's not just a meme. i don't wanna end up like brad or ffs-anon or angie. no offense to any of them or anything cause frankly i think surgery did improve all of their appearances, but like none of them are happy and they still think they're hideous and have zero confidence, and like i'm already confident... i just had really bad dysphoria about my brow/forehead and now that i'm getting over it, like... is it a requirement? do i NEED it? and does anyone REALLY need ffs or is it just the kind of thing we feel obligated to do? this is where my head is at rn.
>>6269172
>>6269190
exactly... like trying to make myself look perfect when there's the possibility that it could all go so wrong, on top of the money i could be using for other things? idk anymore .___.
it just was such a focus in my life and something i thought about so much before now yknow?
>>6269179
i'm not perfect by a long shot, but idk i'm ok with the way i look now and i have accepted my flaws for the most part...
>>6269165
Thanks. I needed that. Except the part about young walking disasters. Everyone has their own things going for then and shouldn't be put down.
>>6269217
Because he wants to help lost cases like you
>>6269212
>>6269201
a lot of non passing mtf are commonly regarded as fembois b/c they don't pass and seen as fem guys
you shouldn't appropriate something that isn't you (a la faye)
legit femboy is actually male and don't identify as female
>>6269213
Tbqh I hope I'm not, not in regards to you, but just fucking kill me already
>>6269166
>They(hons) don't repress
lol wut
no anon, you are the delusions
>>6269215
You are.
>>6269224
rekt
>>6269226
I don't say I'm female
I'm a feminine male
>>6269211
Oh, shit I just realized that now I can just shitpost 24/7. Let's make /mtfg/ sad again.
>>6269229
Have you never realized that they don't repress, by your own /mtfg/ standards they're not actually repressing. You just haven't thought about it yet. When you realize they have been active in sissy and cd communities longer than you have been alive.
>>6269227
Just wait for me
>>6269214
wow tell me something i didn't know
>>6269219
They're clean now. I usually keep them trimmed as well. I just didn't for that pic.
>>6269223
I might have been too harsh there, but the point still stands. Age is not a guarantee of anything.
Plus you're a tough Irish lass, you'll do fine.
>>6269240
It's hardddddd!
>>6269221
>i don't wanna end up like brad or ffs-anon or angie.
honestly that's my biggest fear about ffs, is ending up like one of them. they're all pretty and just can't see it and I really don't want to be like that. but at the same time I am pretty confident in myself and I feel like that won't happen? idk
to me ffs is required if you want to be cis stealth. if your goal is to put your past behind you and be able to live as just any other female in the world.
I'm also a lil scared about looking imbalanced because manly body with manly face looks more natural than a super femme face would on a manly body. but that's kinda another issue entirely.
>>6269208
Thank you.
>>6269221
FFS is no obligation. It can help some pass so they can go full-time, it can fix some dysphoria. Other than that, there is no checklist of what a transition should be made of. Even SRS is optional, I guess, even if it doesn't feel so to me. I've never seen an endo, a voice therapist or a gender therapist. I don't think I'll get FFS. And yet I'll soon be done with my transition, without any of that.
If you don't feel a need for it, don't get it, it's as simple as that. You already know you can accept yourself without it. That's better than any surgery.
>>6269232
>4chan is an entertainment I like to have when I'm out and about.
So you don't own a car do you? You browse mtfg on the bus and think that makes you above us?
>>6269248
It is but we can do it
>>6269251
:D
I will admit that I might be developing just a little bit of a crush on you... mostly because your really cheerful and kind.
Uh CFH I ran into some trubble with the makeup, apparently amazon.fr doesn't ship to finland either. Sorry you went thru all the trouble for nothing :<
>>6269254
Where the fuck did you assume they don't have a car?
Are you fucking retarded?
>>6269254
Anyone is above you miss cock.
>>6269260
You should't be using the phone while driving desu~
>tfw no friends
>tfw too shy even online to make friends
>>6269260
Well you claim to be out and about, and just happen to be showing off how strong willed your mind is to a bunch of trannies it just doesn't mesh up at all. When a sane person goes out they tend to turn the fucking internet off and enjoy their day.
>>6269259
Really? They didn't throw any warnings when I prepared an order with a fake address in Helsinki. Those products are supposed to be eligible for international shipping. Sucks
>>6269256
Honestly, I dunno if I can .
>>6269264
what is a red light or traffic jam
>>6269258
I hope you enjoy posting me here! And I love crushes!
>>6269267
It just said it won't ship to my address when I tried to check out, lemme doublecheck that.
>>6269249
>I'm also a lil scared about looking imbalanced because manly body with manly face looks more natural than a super femme face would on a manly body. but that's kinda another issue entirely.
E X A C T L Y
i know a few girls who have giant fake titties, and tiny faces from FFS, and they look so fucking weird
like this tiny lil face on this GIANT body. they look so bottom heavy most of the time and idk.
it just doesn't look natural at all. at least now i look naturally like a skinny shemale ladyboy lmao like wtf would i do if i looked unnatural af???
>>6269253
i suppose so :/ i think i'm just used to girls telling me that FFS is mandatory and stuff and it's kind of stuck with me in a bad way.
but i've literally been full-time for 5-6 years now and i've never really had big enough issues with my appearance that hindered my appearance the way i am now...and now that i'm actually on HRT i'm changing way more and it's making things so much easier, and idk. maybe i'll just end up one of those girls who stays on hormones and maybe gets their nose or brow done at some point and that's it lol
>>6269266
But then how do you twitter about your day. Ignorant hick opinion strikes again.
>>6269270
what is making poo for toast
>>6269266
>When a sane person goes out they tend to turn the fucking internet off and enjoy their day.
Do you realise how dumb your logic is?
Then no one would ever go out with their smart phones because you know people check their emails or restaurants when they are outside
>>6269268
If you can't, I understand then
>>6269246
We'll see. The biggest failure I could make is not putting everything into trying. So fuck it.
>>6269272
>>6269267
Yeah this is what it said:
>Votre commande contient des articles qui ne peuvent pas être envoyés à l'adresse indiquée. Veuillez choisir une autre adresse.
I tried dropping some of the items but didn't seem to work then either.
>>6268444
>Would you rather a BF, or a GF, MtFG?
when i noticed the op, i actually misread it like a joke about three options, where each excluded the other
>>6269281
Sorry about that, then. I'll try to see if I can find another way. :/
>>6269273
>like this tiny lil face on this GIANT body. they look so bottom heavy most of the time and idk.
yes!! I was at a restaurant once and there must've been like a susans meet up or something, some of them had perfectly passable faces clearly from ffs and big implants but had typical late transitioner bodies otherwise. it was jarring
I wanna get like.. really minor ffs. just enough to take me out of male range but not to become some perfect 10/10 or w/e that would make my face look out of place on my body
you might be best suited for like cfh says, get some plastic surgery if you feel you want it to be prettier, but traditional ffs might be unnecessary for you
>>6269277
I think they meant most people don't shitpost when they're out doing other things
>>6269286
... You could order them to a french address and them mail them to finland... I take it you and Puru have exchanged emails?
>>6269178
like we control the mods
you're literally delusional and tilting at windmills to distract from your own issues
>>6269237
have u never realised that u assume all hons were closet-case crossdressers/fetishists from obvious examples that reinforce ur own feels on the topic while u ignore the possibility of legitimate repression that just failed?
people who got married and had kids and joined the military and worked out and fought and violently obsessively rejected anything that was at all similar to their shameful secret but still eventually sought to be actually happy and not just suffer to do what they think they "should"
>>6269273
I've seen you move towards more natural looks and it suits you. Like, not hiding your pretty dark eyes behind circle lenses. Or thinking about letting your bangs flow. I think you're ready for a more mature beauty. And all of your features can be part of that as long as you accept them and so make them part of a whole.
>>6269283
I hope you're having a nice day, babe~
>>6269298
Nice enough... I'm sleeping through most of it. I'm taking the time to be lazy before I have to work tomorrow. You?
>>6269290
We haven't. And it's going to be a bit complicated since I won't have a fixed address until September, but yeah, good idea. Could even put together a care package for less than that list with some of the cheap-but-good-enough products I use as bread and butter.
>tfw soooo tan rn
what color should I do my toes?
I have turquoise, cranberry, and black
>>6269287
it's a REALLY weird image, and it's really common among trans escorts. cause unless they get silicon pumped into them it's just not proportioned.
then they look either top heavy af or bottom heavy af and i don't want to risk my life with sil........
maybe i will just think of it as one of those 'possibly some day' things?
i've had consultations before and they're literally just like 'anything we would do to you is just going to westernize your face. you only really need brow.' but idk.
i guess i should be happy, but for some reason i'm not cause it makes me feel both stupid for prioritizing it for so long as well as feeling so bad about those features for so long......
>>6269295
;____; d'aw. thanks, CFH. that was really sweet of you to say desu. i'll try to embrace the more natural look maybe hopefully idk....
i guess it's just kinda scary to be growing up in general? like no more kawaii attempts and trying to look younger and stuff......
>>6269249
>manly body with manly face looks more natural than a super femme face would on a manly body
Yeah it does look weird.
>>6269304
>I threw out all the granny clothes
>>6269254
I do have a car. I'm just not a lazy shit who thinks he needs to drive 1 mile to the gym.
>>6269309
not the shoes though, its hard getting flats in my size
Deschamps braly, what has everyone heard about him?
>>6269312
Why flats, why not be a normal person. I know you still dress like granny but don't lie to yourself.
>>6269304
I can't tan like that. Too white.
Cute shoes.
>>6269316
I heard he forces his patients into prostitution if they can't pay.
>>6269317
lying is like breathing for kay
>>6269320
Down.
>>6269302
>good idea.
I seem to be full of those sometimes. Really, though, I'm not particularly clever, I just had to do that once or twice myself.
>>6269305
>anything we would do to you is just going to westernize your face.
yea if I were you I'd be scared of that. losing part of the ethnic look would feel like losing a big part of myself :\ but my ethnicity is all western anyway so I don't think it'll be an issue that I'll experience
>i guess i should be happy, but for some reason i'm not cause it makes me feel both stupid for prioritizing it for so long as well as feeling so bad about those features for so long......
yea but i mean.. you didn't realize you didn't need it for all that time. it's good that you've come to recognize that you already are naturally pretty, so desu you shouldn't be upset about that.
>>6269306
I've got pretty bad shoulders and back when you look at me from the side. they're not too broad from the front, it's just deep. which makes being objective about what my face can look like without becoming weird kinda hard
>>6269323
I don't think Kayla has even transitioned. I still imagine that dudebro sitting at his computer and kayla is just a clever photoshop
>>6269302
Thank you for considering going through so much trouble for me. Whilst not a permanent solution would help me get started and and maybe I could pick my own products in the future from some easier site. On an unrelated note I tested some concealers that my mom had and the color that was the closest to my natural tone was ivory. Do these use some sort of standardized naming or is one ivory completely different to another if they're from different manufacturers?
>>6269305
Yeah, growing up isn't easy. My twenties I spent at rock bottom, unable to do anything. So I had to completely reinvent my image when I started this transition, because I really couldn't be the 90s eighteen years old girl I once was twenty years later. At least you can change progressively. And I think you could find a much worse inspiration than Dita for that.
Hey mtfg what's your;
>bra size
>hip circumferance
>shoe size
>height
>>6269327
That photoshop isn't too clever. :^)
>>6269306
Weird, but really attractive...
>>6269338
Well if it passed they would know it was a photoshop
Lmao. How long until kayla posts a pic of him walking away
>>6269329
>Do these use some sort of standardized naming or is one ivory completely different to another if they're from different manufacturers?
they're not usually in my experience :\
>>6269337
>bra size
idk, too flat to wear one. my underbust measurement is 30" tho
>hip circumference
38"
>shoe size
8.5
>height
5'4"
>>6269317
heyyy
I've got grandma core down pretty good -
knits, sweaters, long skirts
supfaggots
>go to a new tranny doctor on Wednesday
>I see like four other trannies
>tall as fuck white sjw tranny
>some other non passers
>I think I saw a ftm
>there is a transgirl working up on the front desk
>she is kind of pretty, but you know trannies can clock each other, but she is otherwise passable to the cis population
>I talk to her
>I forgot my social in the car
>go get it
>come back and give it too her
>omg I didn't know you are trans too melly until I looked at your paper work
>I am like wut; nigga are you smoke
>see doctor
>he is cool with me and I make him laugh a bit
>he is literally more concerned about my alcohol use than my drug use
>keep in mind I drink about 12 drinks a month.
>point black tells me smoking weed one to two times a weeks is safer than alcohol.
>I am like gee if I wasn't looking for a new job I would smoke more
>told not to do acid as much
>he thinks I am a transbian though
>tell him I like dudes god damn it
>transgirls are cool too
>they give me a blood test
>12 vials later I can barely drive home
>they gave me an hiv test too for some reason but I pass that
>walk out of there
>see a bunch of bern victums outside
>little do they know I am a registered republican
that reminds me i have to vote for the god-emperor today and mail that fucker in.
>>6269327
So by that logic kayla's pronouns would be bro
bros
broself?
>>6269329
They can be quite different. But it's likely that only the lightest tone in any foundation line would fit you anyway. I know I have that issue. And it's frustrating because there were some products I really wanted to buy but they're obviously not stocking the lightest part of the range in Thailand... I have an email and Skype in the OP map if you need them.
>>6269337
Here's a fun comparison:
34D
38" hip circumference
13 (US)
6'2"
guess everyone collectively decided to pick on me
fuck this
>>6269358
I mean, it is Thursday, Special K.
>>6269337
>bra
34" under bust is 32"
>hip
36" 1/2
>shoe size
9
>height
5'9
>>6269349
Kayla is trying for the Hillary core, it's her fashion inspo.
>>6269337
36C
42"
10 (US)
5'10"
Can y'all please not misgender Kayla. It's not cool to misgender, I'm guilty of it and regret it
>>6269337
>>bra size
34a
>>hip circumferance
42"
>>shoe size
Uk ladies 7
>>height
5'10"
>>6269354
Alright thanks for all the help. I'll pop you a skype invite for if I need to ask something more private or I don't see you around here. Usually we seem to be around on the same time here which is nice because I don't enjoy skype being the bloatware that it is
>>6269337
>bra
38A probs if I got one
>hip
36½'', needs more butt
>shoe
11-12 I think in the US fem scale
>height
>Half an inch over 6'
>>6269337
>Hey mtfg what's your;
>>bra size
36B/38A
>>hip circumferance
37"
>>shoe size
41EU/9.5US
>>height
5' 7"
>>6269368
Supposedly those are Jenner's actual measurements: http://healthyceleb.com/caitlyn-jenner-height-weight-body-statistics/39885
What that site's source is on all those body statistics, who the hell knows.
Hillary letting Kayla know where to get some flats and primary-secondary color clothes..
>>6269376
wow.
>shoe size
unlucky...
>>6269358
oh come on it was a joke kayla.
don't get broself all triggered
I seriously want to be a bro though.
>get a supra with 800+ horse power
>wear black socks, skater shoes, wear shorts, and a shitty trucker hat
>buy a few slav guns like an sks and maybe a mosin
>just be fucked up on monster and rock stars all day
>say bro all the time
>slay some pus
>>6269359
sup red
>>6269368
yeah maga
in other news nothing seems to go well or at least how I plan it.
>plan to go to seattle again
>cousin is busy
>i might still be able to go on the weekend of the 11th
>most likely will have to be pushed back into july
;_:
although I might do the fourth, but I will see. That would be cool because I get to spend the three day weekend with her maybe and go a few days earlier to see a friend who lives up in the seattle area too.
>>6269377
heartless Hillary.
see picture.
>>6269376
It's believable. You do realize measurements are a huns best friend. It lets you believe something which isn't true, that you have a female hourglass body.
>>6269382
>tfw u ironically act like a bro irl
>>6269365
You're an it
>>6269382
>although I might do the fourth, but I will see. That would be cool because I get to spend the three day weekend with her maybe and go a few days earlier to see a friend who lives up in the seattle area too.
that'd be fun. fourth of july in big cities is awesome
I'm going to seattle in august. never been before
>>6269384
yea this is pretty true desu. I've got an awful body but my measurements look okay
>>6269382
Is it weird I also want to "bro it up" with Kayla?
I can't even ride a motorcycle but I'd bruise the shit out of myself for our amusement. I'll leave the jumps to her though...
Just one stupid day where we pretend to repress as hard as we can and act like the most stereotypical dudebros possible.
I can see what the appeal was for her. As shallow and empty as it is, it would be fun for a few years.
>>6269391
I'm a boy
>>6269395
Boys are not allowed to be that cute, I'm going to have to confiscate your boy-license.
>>6269382
I wanna see you!
>>6269384
>>6269393
thats because measurements need to be across to have any relevance in trannies.
a big butt doesnt balance no hips
>>6269221
If you are confident then you really don't need it.
I wasn't and I still am not. Shit happens.
Umm has anyone's penis changed color because of hormones? Mine used to be darker than my skin and now it's turning like pinkish?
Is God punishing me with penis cancer because I wan to be a girl?
100mg Spiro
2mg E
Inb4 post pic
>>6269395
You are not a boy or a girl
You are an abomination
>>6269401
>a big butt doesnt balance no hips
exactly. I have a big butt, I have no hips. I have a small underbust, but a huge back
>>6269408
shouldnt it be the other way around?
>>6269409
In the eyes of the Lord?
>>6269408
Mine turned from pale/pink to dark. Same with taint and butthole. At least yours is turning prettier unlike mine lol.
>>6269337
>EU sizes
>bra size
80A/B
>hip circumferance
99 cm
>shoe size
41-42
>height
179
>>6269408
mine got darker idk
>>6269411
Ive broad shoulders, but Ive a really good underbust.
its weird.
>>6269337
75B
Idk
40
172
>>6269408
>be me
>know Muslim boy
>tells me he wants to be a girl
>tell his dad when he leaves
>he comes to school the next day with a black eye
Hehe Mashallah
>>6269413
Science, atheism, Scientology, Islam, Christianity.
In the eyes of every religion. You are abominations.
hi hello what's everyone up to rn ??
>>6269430
>science
>religion
>>6269387
like some times I legitmately want to be a brosis. However, I am much too nerdy and kind of into other shit for that.
>>6269393
I mean I live in LA so I know what it is like to be in a big city for the fourth. I have to see with my cousin though. Also Seattle is so fucking beautiful. Literally out of all the cities I have been to Seattle is like the one I liked the most. Sure it is filled with libtards, but tons of woods, better gun laws than commiefornia, cool culture, and pretty safe. Although I heard it has a problem with heroine in the city core and I know it has a shitty gun violence tax.
I would rank all the cities I have been to in the following order
Seattle > sf >Portland > san diego > la > Sacramento > vegas > phoenix
Still I might have to move to phoenix because I have a decent job lined up but I hate the city. I am going to see if I can work out something with my cousin in seattle though. I much rather move there because while Arizona has god-tier gun laws, it really is a shity city.
>>6269394
idk some times bros are just cool, but I get sick of them fast. The whole I need to prove I am a man shit bugs me.
>>6269399
so do I. I passed my hivy test too.
>>6269429
Oh, I have monster size 10 girl shoes on.
Funny enough I met a tranny that was so convinced that they were trutrans that when I first started to transition they told me they forgot how men's shoes were sized ...
Yeah I am not true trans at all. I am like fuck it...
>>6269433
hi kit!
I'm good just trying to decide if I sounds get more coffee now or wait until lunch.
how about you?
>>6269433
Help kit I'm bored in the departure lounge at the airport
>>6269432
Trump won't win. It will be rigged like the Austria vote so nazis get btfo.
Democracy belongs to the left. Right is just there so voting looks legit.
>>6269438
mm you should get more coffee rn i think !
and im goood, just deciding what to do with the rest of my night since i gotta get up kinda early so i only have like, a few hrs before i should try and sleep
>>6269432
>probably because you're so skinny
I am pretty sure fat isnt primarily stored below tits. also when I last measured I was a few kg heavier.
>>6269433
I am cleaning the kitchen, then we will go out with our doggo
>>6269442
>implying forged elections still count as democratic
>>6269433
>>tells me he wants to be a girl
Thinking of what to eat, how Kit looks, what my first time will be like some day and whether I should allow myself to play more overwatch today. Fun stuff :D
>>6269337
>bra size
40 A
>hip circumferance
40.5
>shoe size
9-9.5
>height
5'11"
>>6269440
oh right you're going back to edmonton????
did you say goodbye to anon for me ???????????????????????????????
im kinda sad for you rn elanna did you have good time??? i wish i could hang out with you two ugh
>>6269444
>>6269444
puppers??
>>6269447
honestly overwatch is p fun....
i look p horrible honestly
>>6269437
Ahhhhhh, desu I thought I was size 10 for a while, but they only had 9 and 10.5 so I said fuck it because I had some room in the 10s and they fit nice now. Too bad they fit nice, but are hon.
>>6269451
>>6269452
Tbh if I can't be a been victim I'm gonna MAGA
>>6269437
>Seattle > sf >Portland > san diego > la > Sacramento > vegas > phoenix
I've never been to west coast :\
my list would be denver > philly (my old home and true love) > nyc > orlando > wilmington
>>6269443
yeaaa but lunch is in like 40 minutes and I like coffee with my food. I'm just so sleepy atm :(
>>6269444
that's true I guess but heavier girls tend to have bigger underbusts. my sisters is as big as mine because she's 20 pounds heavier
>>6269446
welcome to america
>>6269450
>honestly overwatch is p fun....
We should play together!
>i look p horrible honestly
You should show me~
>>6269446
White people have to be punished and pay for their history. Hopefully Since your german you will experience Muslim rape first hand.
>>6269408
post pi-
Shit.
I wouldn't be surprised the color of your genitals is changing. Maybe something to do with less erections pumping less blood into it? It might just be holding less blood in it in a flaccid state now.
>>6269458
the backlash will be brutal
once critical mass is reached, we wont ever have to be 'tolerant' of primitives again.
>>6269456
well I mean I have been other places, but those are just the places I have been to in the last year. I did like new york for like 5min until I realized it was a rat infected shithole police state.
>>6269455
well I mean If I lost weight I could maybe hit size 9. I have beenworking on it too, but meh ...
>>6269452
just think in a world without libtards.
>>6269458
>be non-white
>nonself hating
explain to me why I can't be a trump supporter? Fuck blm
>>6269456
you should make a coffee now and then have a coffee with lunch aswell T B H
>>6269457
i dont have a PC that will play it rn i just play it at my friends, im on a bad laptop rn. when i get my PC back i will deff play with you puru
also i'll show you what i look like when im not looking gross i actually went to take some transition pics the other night and they looked so horrible i destroyed them
>>6269452
cuuuuuute !!! hug him from me
>>6269463
>I'll keep the kiss to myself.
!!!!!
also im sad your trip is over but im glad you had such a great time.
>>6269460
A silly nazi dream. Europe will be Muslim as repayment for the crusades, racism and wars in the Middle East.
You're people will be bred out and your history will be erased. Just like the Zoroastrians and Assyrians
>>6269465
>i dont have a PC that will play it rn i just play it at my friends
Al alright that's cool, you already added me right? Unless was that a different Kit. But ye, lets play together some day :3
>also i'll show you what i look like when im not looking gross
I only got gross pics so far so I know how that feels, no pressure.
>>6269451
Be real for a second Melly. I hope you're voting for Bernie Sanders. He's a center left candidate. Hilary is conservative right neocon. Trump is far right corporate populist.
Yes hi hello. Not posted in near enough 6 months but whatever.
How many of you english mtfgers are going london commicon this year? Was wondering if turnout was going to be better than last year when every single one of us failed to turn up.
>>6269337
12B
96cm
9
180cm
>>6269464
Non whites who vote for racists are just brainwashed.
A true Native American would support the destruction of their European colonisers as revenge.
>>6269451
>Trump winning
That's even more delusional than you becoming an attractive woman.
Keks/10
>>6269478
Time to call up my Muslims friends so I can clock you and harass you
>>6269487
Good fucking luck, in my 2.5 yrs active on this place before i fucked off i didnt once let someone see me.
>>6269489
yea I was just there with my mom last weekend. everyone was so nice and hugboxy
>>6269487
>clock you
is this Muslim code for turning someone into a suicide bomber?
>>6269489
That's every city I've been in.
>>6269485
>I-I wanna be a boy please!
You'll be an unlicensed boy then, whatever that entails :D
>>6269490
It won't be hard. Just look for the men in dreses
>>6269473
are you high, the crusades were defensive wars on roman soil, lol.
>>6269476
I literally have the republican ballot next to me.
I would post a picture, but we hit the image limit.
>>6269480
>main parts of the city
I look at cities as the whole and not the nice areas.
>>6269481
blm is filled with attenion whores who are in it to make money or get famous while causing little help to real people.
>>6269482
I just want to be left alone. Just let me have my funs and let me live in peace god damn it. Oh, and maybe build the wall and end the whole 'freetrade' shit. tpp and nafta were not freetrade ...
>>6269486
I never said attractive, I just pass as an average fat non white person.
>>6269489
it is literally a city made for plutocrats out of poor people.
>>6269502
oh wow a lot has changed
i'm glad you found someone tho. i hope you are really happy !
>>6269499
Christians agitated the Muslims to attack.
Al-Andalus was conquered fair and square. Racist Christians just couldn't take losing so decided to murder innocent moorish women and children
>>6269506
Thanks!! I hope things have been going well for you too!
>>6269507
I dont discuss stuff with the historically inept. try again next time.
>>6269502
You better hope you pass flawlessly with cis female proportions, perfect breasts and voice and shorter than 5"3
If not. Guess who's getting clocked :)
>>6269515
Not me
>>6269515
>tfw there are no women over 5"3
>>6269511
Hopefully a Muslim puts you in your place. Racist german nazi
Got back my skeet results.
Despite 6 weeks of hrt and soft erections I'm still shooting 110 million swimmers which made 4 vials.
The doc said motility was low though. I'm sure that's hrt doing its job.
I'm still not entirely sure why I saved them. It seemed silly to throw it away? Just in case I change my mind? Maybe for my parents' peace of mind. I think I wanted to see if I could "have it all" maybe. While there's a bit of advancement in "female sperm" I've yet to hear anything of "male ovums". I get one type of gametes so I figured I'd hold on to a few maybe.
>>6269521
unlikely, they re the ones too dumb to clock me and look at me like they wanna fuck me :^)
>>6269486
Dammmn btfo
>>6269316
Bumpu
