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Previous thread >>6254106
Good edition.
I like it.
>>6256131
>>6256134
What do you think of Chinese foot binding?
Am I gonna make it?
What are you listening mtfg?
>>6256166
fucking disturbing
>>6256157
Not all of us will make it
I'm living proof of that
>>6256169
maybe
>>6256171
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0jgrCKhxE1s
>>6256159
yeah but so far wearing wider shoes hasn't helped at all. and it's been a solid 5 months since i was diagnosed. :|
i feel like i need the steroid injection into the nerve or w/e but i dont know :s which is why i think i should see a podiatrist
>>6256173
Your memes are getting stale mate, gotta up your game.
>>6256171
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Ycxu58jHnE
Should I Haifuri? I like the idea that all the promos were little girls doing cute things and then the show suddenly has plot.
>>6256179
Fresh off the presses
>>6256157
Are we?
>>6256169
youre gonna make it
>>6256181
I happy they are able to make people happy. That pic isn't a hon, though.
>>6256182
I saw that like a week ago...
>>6256187
Fuck....
>>6256183
maybe
>>6256187
I wanna fuck a non-passer and cum inside them
My psychologist doesn't think i'm trans because I said I'd rather continue living as a man without any dysphoria than live as a trans. I don't think I fetishize being a women, but am I AGP
>>6256171
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_LvTpjK-MEY
>>6256129
marry me desu
>>6256164
>tfw the first and last time you were ever scammed was in classic runescape
Bunch of classic /mtfg/ trips back
I guess it's a good feel.
>>6256192
>My psychologist doesn't think i'm trans because I said I'd rather continue living as a man without any dysphoria than live as a trans.
your psychologist has no idea what its like to be trans
>>6256192
Why don't you live as a sissy faggot who only becomes a woman in the bedroom?
My cock is hungry for your butt
>>6256192
the thing is that a lot of the time you'll end up as a middle ground between man and woman and it's not a good life. you should be willing to accept that reality if you want to go through with it.
You're AGP if you are a mental construct of outdated psychiatrists.
>>6256169
better than most of us
>>6256202
Because being a sissy faggot is super tangentially related to being trans.
Don't come to the transwoman thread to tell people to not be trans, that's idiotic.
>>6256202
You won't find any of those here, we're trans. Try "repression gen", taking it in the butt (no homo) seems to be all they're about.
>>6256177
Guess ballet shoes are not for you.
Cortison shots might help, but they don't seem to be a permanent solution. They just relieve you of pain without addressing the underlying cause. I would actually go through everything else before seeing a doctor and going for injections or surgery.
>>6256157
Can a ~6ft transgrill make it?
i want to be cuddled and snuggled and held and loved and cherished desu
Everytime someone says I have BDD
>>6256214
You can tower over the womanlets and manlets around you.
>>6256214
It's all about face, then shoulders, then ribcage.
I just want to let everyone know that getting into a relationship has been the best fucking thing in my almost 21 years of existence.
They got me to:
>Try weed
>Learn about things I like
>Lighten up around people
>Get closer to friends and family
>Gain enough confidence to talk to random strangers at the mall
>Stop worrying about my tits showing in public
>Start lightly exercising to maintain my apparently nice ass
Did anything wonderful happen to anyone else here on mtfg?
>>6256220
another manlet apreciation thread?
>>6256221
What about with 17 inch shoulders?
Ugh i swear I'm always posting just before the thread dies and it's hurting my daily (you) gets.
I literally don't know what's going on in threads anymore so I guess I'll just post random things.
Soup ?
>tfw dilation now up to once every 10 days
Yay
>>6256224
just remember that if it turns to shit doesn't mean you didn't have good times and that keeping up an unhappy relationship because it was nice at some point isn't healthy.
enjoy as much as you can and learn to learn together, etc.
>>6256224
Well, finally got SRS with no complications and good results. I suppose it's not extraordinary, but I feel much better now.
>>6256228
I wanna die, sassy
>>6256228
Sassysnack~
>>6256232
Either around or from the front, one side to the other.
>>6256228
I just check the new captures I made and look for posts where I can release them to the chans.
>>6256229
I'm beginning to use the larger one tomorrow. Bit worried...
>>6256237
:) Yay!
Promise me you won't hurt the irish bunnies with you bow weapon thing! :(
>>6256226
No need.
>>6256224
My fiancee and I got together at 18. Been together nearly 8 years now. She's the best thing in my life hands down.
my boobs hurt
I need someone to soothe them
>>6256246
you sure?
>>6256228
Have a free (you)!
>>6256243
Eh... We'll see.
>>6256250
Yeah pretty sure.
What are your plans for the summer, /MtFg/?
I'll never be a girl ;-;
Why can't I just go back in time and force fem my child self
>>6256255
stuff with my gf i guess
GAAAAHH!!!!
I'm bored, and I'm miserable and I kind of want cuddles and I kind of want someone to screw me but I don't have the confidence to go out and get a guy and whyyyyyyyy????
>>6256236
I don't want to die either :(. As a kid/teenager I had panic attacks from fearing death.
I actually fainted from blood loss related anaemia that caused ultra low blood pressure and an emt brought me back to life. It was really weird because I only saw darkness and felt a fuzziness of not being able to think logically...I realized that life is short and when you die that's that
I'm choosing to live.
>>6256262
>and when you die that's that
but that's exactly why I want to die!
>>6256242
iktf
Just dilate a bit with medium first
Then it goes in pretty easy
>>6256234
I don't plan on letting it go to shit...
But if it does... well... I'll keep trying.
Because I don't give up! Unless there is literally no chance in hell... then I'll just take a couple days to cool off and move on.
>>6256247
Yo, I hope my relationship turns out like that.
I'm skeptical and scared though since it's my first actual relationship. I'm kinda running everything on the fly, without any prior experience to work with aside from friend stuff...
But that all seems to be okay.
>>6256222
>That made me smile desu
>>6256262
Then you have to go one without me sass
>>6256266
:( Don't want to die. That makes me like mad ultra sad.
Here's some 90s lilith fair music to help you along.
http://youtu.be/i1GmxMTwUgs
>>6256262
I had enough close calls with death to have doubts about whether I'm really alive. Because there's no way I could have survived some of what I remember. If those memories are real. Or mine. Yeah, I'm fucked up.
>>6256214
>>6256221
>>6256227
Six foot two cis male here
I'll love you. Even if you don't pass. Cut your cock off or dont. I don't care. And I'll make you feel like a woman
>>6256218
Come here then.
I have one catch. You gotta get married and raise our biological kids that I create using my skills as a geneticist and artificial womb machine so you can be a mommy
>>6256281
there's nothing sad in just giving up pointless things
>>6256284
no i meant cuddled and snuggled and held and loved by a girl boys are gross
why are you here get out eww
>ywn be normal
>>6256290
Rape mode. Engaged
>>6256292
but that stanza makes my desire to die feel more correct than before!
>>6256292
Don't cry for me
Save your tears for someone who matters
>>6256295
is that funny to you
>>6256300
Tumblr pls
>>6256297
It does, doesn't it?
I guess it only works if you want to live.
I'm sorry I failed at making you guys to want life.
>>6256157
I'm maybe gonna make it!
Maybe get prescribed duta and try that out...
>>6256192
Your psych a shit
You should live however it's best for YOU to live, as long as it doesn't directly cause harm to others.
If that means getting on hormones, living as a woman, and upgrading your genitals, so be it. If cutting any of those parts out works better for you? Cut that part out. Not your psych's business how you live your life.
>>6256255
Get a motorcycle and accompanying gear and start going girlmode in riding gear.
At least that way I'll be able to focus more on perfecting my voice than worry about looks.
>>6256296
I'm still having a hard time talking about some things but I'm definitely trying to work on it.
20 years of asian parenting tends to make talking difficult but we seem pretty tight so far.
A lot of the time, I don't even care what we're doing as long as we're doing it together, you know? It's just cool to hang out.
Thanks for your good luck wishes.
While you can get spiro pretending it's for your grandma or something, there is no possible excuse for a box of cypro, right?
>>6256299
But everyone matters, at least to me they do.
I'm sorry if this isn't cool, but I care.
>>6256292
I don't know how many dead I share my shell with anymore. Hard not to have death on my mind.
>>6256308
Most psychs are bad at their job.
My psych kept telling me I have bdd and don't look like a man.
I proved her wrong
>>6256310
Prostate cancer
>>6256314
>>>/r/apeisfunnylol
You can't make me leave:)
Got kik?
>>6256310
For your cancerous prostate? Please don't shame me anymore pharmacy attendant. Also acne?
>>6256320
>>>/b/
>>>/soc/
>>>/r9k/
>>>/r/4chan
take ur pick
>>6256322
Acne takes way lower dosages tho.
>>6256310
Well cypro is prescribed to pedophiles...
>>6256316
cool, that sounds more belivable than living with my grandma.
>>6256315
I guess I got lucky if everyone has a hard time with psychs.
I'm young and live with my parents still and they seem to be conflicted about me being trans.
My mom found one of the best trans-specialized psyches in the area with the hopes that he would say that I'm wrong, but after a few sessions he practically yelled at my mom, "Yep, your kid's trans!" So, it all went well for me.
He even helped me call my trans-specialized current GP.
I think I've been pretty lucky the past couple of years actually. I hope everyone else gets some good things going.
>>6256323
Only cis woman can get offended at rape.
Men don't get raped
>>6256327
but then I would have to go around abusing little boys so they believe me!
>>6256322
can you imagine teenagers becoming girls just to cure their acne? it's like a plot of a shitty comedy manga...
>>6256313
I mean, we let ourselves die and kill our former selves...all the cells in our body die at least 6 times in the course of our lives...we're like the Ship of Theseus in a way, all our memories pass from one neuron who has died to another neuron that didn't existwhen the experience happened.
Maybe that's why you feel disconnected from yourself?
>>6256335
I wish. I know all too well why I feel that way. What I did was madness, I'm still paying the price.
RIP Umaru
>>6256313
You're just autistic
>>6256336
it's very nice of you to politely let me know.
>>6256341
pic related
>>6256334
Actually, I did use the Diane35 birth control/anti acne pill as makeshift HRT during my first transition...
>>6256330
I just expect psychs to be experienced but every psych I've seen is just awful at their job.
This last one (the one claiming I have bdd) was wrong on so many levels that I question at how she actually got her degree
So how many of you are in college? I need to know, for science.
>>6256339
Read Sifu Lee's books, desu.
https://www.brainpickings.org/2015/12/18/bruce-lee-artist-of-life-self-esteem/
>>6256315
Did you find a man that looked like you?
>>6256360
No; however, I do have facial features that most men have despite having ffs
>>6256355
to get a degree you just have to memorize for a short while what they tell you and keep up with the writing load, most universities only teach you to tolerate stress and become a faster reader because that's what they test.
>>6256315
You're the retard for hugboxing yourself and transitioning
>>6256368
I never hugbox myself. I transitioned because I my fucked up brain told me I wasn't a boy.
It's people that hugbox me.
When I go out and get ma'amed, people are doing it to be nice.
>>6256369
anon could pretend to be the anon you want and it would be funny for the audience while being pretty rape-y.
This phone is pretty nice
>>6256355
The first psych I talked to was some hamplanet masters-in-psychology fuckwit that tried but didn't actually provide me with any comfort or useful information, but at least she didn't stop me from trying to progress. University counseling services suck and all the good psychs are expensive. To expensive to afford without insurance. My parents paid for mine but most aren't so lucky.
At a certain point, informed consent clinics are about the best option if you don't have enough cash to get a proper psych.
After my family switched insurance providers, I lost my excellent psych and have been running along without one. I wish I still had him though. People underestimate the wonders of a good psych.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GP7zpdwo3Xo
Reminder that listening to Nickleback makes a non dysphoric male again
>>6256379
But it makes you a piece of shit with bad taste.
Is it really worthy? life truly is suffering.
>>6256379
But i've heard that lostening to Nickelback might give you braincancer anon. :(
>>6256378
Honestly, the only thing I've ever really needed out of shrinks was to write my SRS referral letters with exactly what I needed in them. Was pretty easy to coax two in doing just that.
>>6256378
400 dollars of my parents money wasted on a man who after I wore my girl mode outfit (it ain't much) offered me money for sex and then named a specific amount (1k) for a blowjob. I literally ended the session early and he touched my shoulders all creepy. 3 days later he texted me asking how I was doing. I didn't respond. A week later a new number asked me to show up for a meeting, I asked who it was and it was him. I didn't reply. Joke is on him, I record my sessions.
The next shrink I tried didn't know the difference between transvestite and what the fuck I am. A medical problem.
The next shrink just leaned forward every 4 minutes and said "I agree"...
Suffice to say, I just take acid and smoke more and play shrink with myself.
hey mtfg, I haven't had my hair cut in about two years but I have an appointment this weekend.
do you actually need a picture for a reference of what you want when you go to a salon? I haven't really been able to find something that I both like and that suits my hair type face. can I just go in and ask for a trim so that I can continue to let it grow but still get a bit of shape/definition to it? or is that like frowned upon?
>>6256390
But a good one would had helped you deal with your mental representation of yourself and others, there are many things you can get a good shrink to help you with, not only trans stuff.
It's a pretty bastardized job but it has some very interesting elements. There's no reasson to limit our study of the human mind to sociological census and brain scans.
>>6256396
>hair type face
hair type and* face
>>6256373
>I look like a man
>I should transition
>oh no I look like a man how did this happen
RE. TARD.
>tfw you have to get out of bed to take a shower because you feel gross but you do have the motivation to do it
>>6256404
iktf
getting out of my house has become a form of torture
>>6256398
I spent a year in a psychiatric ward. All the shrinks I saw readily admitted there was nothing they could do about my real issues (being trans not being one, I had no difficulty convincing them I could handle it on my own) other than doing their part to get me on disability so I could live a relatively stress-free life. Melancholic depression is just that nasty.
good morning mtfg ~
>>6256390
I found my psych to be incredibly helpful in understanding what was going on and how to cope with a lot of the pressure that my parents were putting on me among other things. I thought he made me calmer as a whole.
>>6256395
Did you research the shinks you went to?
It sounds like you ended up getting stuck with psychs you didn't get to research and learn their history. It sucks either way and I hope you get to find someone who's actually competent. But until then, good luck with the acid and smoke.
BTW, Sunday was my first time ever using weed and it was strange.
>>6256410
Yo waddup...
Did anyone not cry when they came out as trans to their therapist?
>>6256416
o man i cried A LOT
>>6256413
>that's why I take showers at night now
I love going to bed right after a showe, it's the peak of comfy. But a morning shower really starts your day. It's so hard to decide that I usually end up showering every 4 or 5 days...
>>6256416
I didn't but it was at a lgbt specialty place and I had already cried when I came out to my mom
hiiiii~
good morning!!!!!
>>6256416
Well, I never was into that situation. I was out to everyone years before I even saw a shrink. And when I finally saw one, I was already full time.
>>6256424
red are you a boy or a girl now im confused
>>6256416
Lol no. I don't cry because I'm not a pussy
>>6256423
>that feel when I sincerely think angie passes and could go full time but I doubt I could transition when I don't look much different from her post ffs
>>6256424
Heya
>>6256416
Nah, my psych exclusively deals with trannies so she already knew.
>>6256439
happy is good!! I'm pretty happy too. what's going on?
>>6256439
>unless you want me to be a girl then I'll be a girl for you
didn't you lose two relationships because you didn't want to be a girl for them?
>>6256439
red I don't like boys can you be a girl for me
>>6256416
I didn't but I was nervous as hell.
My first therapist decides I wasn't trans but that I had an unresolved Oedipal Complex. :(
Never again to that therapist.
My second therapist just said, well I guess this explains a lot of your behavioral issues.
Hearty laughs were had by all.
>>6256416
No... I was still kind of dead inside and was defaulting to my childhood conditioning of being super internal with all of my feelings and emotions...
Hurray for Japanese lifestyle! Can't show anything to anyone at anytime!
>>6256423
I think you pass as a middle aged mom who smokes... but at least you pass!
I haven't even started wearing girl clothes, I can sometimes convince black ladies that I'm a girl over a drive through mic... but I get some people assuming I'm female by the way I look in boymode, so I guess that's good shit.
I have a lot of work to do before I'm satisfied with myself.
>>6256424
Red...
Can you be a dom girl for me?
>>6256416
I didnt. Then again I didn't cry at all pre hrt. Now I cry all the time.
>>6256454
I still never cry on hrt except the other day when I got out of the shower and looked at my reflection
>>6256456
VERY low test :)
>>6256451
>My first therapist decides I wasn't trans but that I had an unresolved Oedipal Complex.
I really want to defend the lacanian school but they keep doing this shit all the time.
>>6256447
he was being pushy and mean about me wanting to be a boy, and it was only one
I just don't feel comfortable calling myself a girl now, okay!??!?
maybe when I can go stealth, but I doubt that can happen. I'm 6'2!!
>>6256448
I can....but sometimes I'll wear boys tops and hang with gay guys, okay?
>>6256456
are you sure you're actually trans and repressing? you seem cis
>>6256454
I cry about anything, I cry when I hear mother's day commercials on the radio.
Do you think I'm going to go mad when I start on E?
>>6256452
i can try....
>>6256456
well, it's pretty obvious that almost everyone here is or tries to be lot test...
does anyone want to cuddle I'll cuddle if you pay for me to get to you
>>6256461
>okay!??!?
I really don't know how that entonation would sound out loud...
>>6256469
Don't whore, please.
>>6256466
Red!
Do you have any tips about escorting? I know I should really ask Edie but she isn't around right now...
>>6256472
i want to cuddle tho
>>6256464
I am the repression master
>>6256458
>>6256454
I cry like once every month about stupid shit now... pre-hrt I hadn't cried since I was in early elementary school.
>>6256466
Oh! This is exciting. It's okay if you want to be a boy instead... as long as you're a dom.
>>6256472
>>6256476
perfect
>>6256476
i thought edie was just a cam girl
>>6256460
>Google: lacanian school
You're too smart for your own good, anon.
>>6256480
but what is it that you're repressing? it sure doesn't seem like trans feelings
Does qhi actually sell real meds? They have insane pricing. According to this,a 3 month supply of 6mg e and 25mg cypro is only 115$
>>6256476
1)NEVER ACCEPT DRUGS FROM CLIENTS
2) DON'T! IT'S BAD! NO DRUG!
3) moan a lot but not too much
4) find out how to give the girlfriend expierence
5) blowjobs ONLY with condoms!
>>6256485
It's pretty basic knowledge, it's the dominating school of psychology outside of the US.
>>6256486
can you imagine if people repressing absolutely anything ended up comming here?
>>6256481
This is the same with me. Notwithstanding a few sparce exceptions it was pretty much since age 14 I just never cried. Now I'm just a constant 1 step from tears. I feel like someone just died, but it's me. I can't eat, sleep, or fucking do anything proper anymore.
>>6256460
Lacanians are by far the most trans phobic of all shrinks. And unfortunately those assholes have a monopoly on trans care gatekeeping in France. Just kill them all, I say, nothing to defend.
>>6256481
I think my life is just too boring and has no stupid stuff going on for me to cry over
I cried in middle school when some bully beat me up and I got in trouble for being part of the """fight""". there were a couple other guys in the principals office at the same time for other stuff and they took pity on my after that and became my bodyguards. but I haven't cried since
>>6256464
No don't tell her that. That's what she wants to hear
>>6256488
red can you hire escorts to just hug u and headpat u or is that illegal
>>6256481
You should get on your knees in front of me~
>>6256492
Well, then I guess I'm dumber than I thought, lol
>>6256486
He's obviously a repressing cis gay bottom.
I'm gonna sleep after doing tons of homework
gnight /mtfg/ ^^
>>6256488
>4) find out how to give the girlfriend expierence
I think I can fake that, I'd probably be better at that than the sex part. How do I find people interested in that kind of service? Is facebook any good?
How do I chose a name? Should I make it completely obvious or sort of real sounding?
>>6256488
but coke tho
>>6256499
no you can
I've had guys who just wanted affection before
Please! No Lacan! I just graduated college and intend to become a simpleton again!
>>6256487
I don't think they do.
Some people have been having problems with low uptake when using mail ordered drugs.
Getting a prescription and picking your stuff up from a local pharm is a better option, but if that doesn't work... online is a last resort.
>>6256493
I don't have any of those problems but I easily tear up about things. Like, I was thanking one of my moto class instructors and I had to pause to hold back tears. Life has become quite the roller coaster.
>>6256500
Like pic related...
>>6256505
Nite smiles!
>>6256492
Not psychology at all, actually. It's psychoanalysis, i.e. unadulterated, unscientific bullshit.
>>6256506
backpage, apps, various websites.
Find a nice alias but something not horrible
>>6256486
Everything
>>6256488
>blowjobs ONLY with condoms!
You can get STDs and STIs without a condom, so that one seems pretty important.
Does working out boost your testosterone levels? So in turn have I done irreversible damage by working out to repress for a year or so?
So what's up girls? Any big happenings in life recently or something upcoming? How is the daily grind treatin ya?
>>6256495
It's funny because France also probably had the most anti-Lacanian theorists. And anyone who apreciates his work should know that anything close to science needs to be revised and updated.
It's nice that he did bring emphasis back to sitting down with the patient and really focusing not only on what they say but how they act. Sadly that bring the necessity of experience to properly diagnosis and experience costs money.
>>6256501
Younjust have more experience on other things. I never had a boyfriend, for example.
I want to start hormones already, i hate my life
>>6256508
Don't use coke, you're participating in one of the vilest activies in the world. You're funding corruption, child prostitution, injustice and all sorts of evil things >:(
>>6256529
What about Pepsi?
>>6256514
how do I go with pictures? Just face, full body or different body parts like I'm a meat counter? any recs for clothes? should I go slutty or conservative?
>>6256523
I have to go from my grandmother's funeral to an anime convention this Friday
who /virgin/ here?
>>6256523
I'm going to an anime convention with bexe this weekend, so that should be great
>>6256532
it's really all up to you desu,
you gotta learn that stuff as you go, so long as you're mildly attractive.
>>6256525
Well having boyfriends turned into really horrible experience, so I guess I just have more experience of making bad decisions in high risk situations without measuring the possible outcomes.
>>6256513
science is a bit overplayed, imo. understanding the mind is a worthy cause to dedicate lives, but it's extremely easy to fake numbers and make stuff official, the system is extremely broken.
>>6256535
not me =3333
>>6256410
Korra! Hi. How are you today?
>>6256416
Right here. I'd done my crying about it long before, and already come out to my peers. I was more nervous than scared.
>>6256424
Hi Red! Good nap?
>>6256456
Repression isn't a long term strategy, but rather a coping mechanism. Stop imagining that you've got a repressed future.
>>6256543
please expand on that
>>6256224
I was having a bad time yesterday then something amazing happened... I met a cool grile who's into cycling and I got her number then a friend got me overwatch
>>6256531
I c what u did there. :3
No matter who the worst is, orangina is the best.
>>6256523
I GOT A GF!!!!
And they bite!
I've learned that I actually like getting bitten...
I never would have imagined that I'd be into that... but I am...
And getting pinned against things...
And having my ass grabbed...
It's a pretty big mark in my life.
>>6256527
I still don't know what cum tastes like.
Be sure to help me discover this!
>>6256535
Me... for now...
And stop playing Depression Quest! It's a terrible game! You literally win by choosing the top option every time!
>>6256552
Oh? Do I sense a possible bff? WHAT DID I TELL YOU! I TOLD YOU THAT HOBBIES ARE THE ANSWER!!! I TOLD YOU GOOD THINGS WILL HAPPEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>6256550
i was asleep for 12 hours~
thanks xanax!
>>6256535
me
>>6256552
i always thought you were straight for some reason
>tfw never made any decent trans friend on any trans community
>my only trans friend i made online is a girl from chaturbate
>tfw i made 3 trans friends in real life
Why is people from here so assholes?
>>6256530
You can bring in a picture Yeah. Or you can just tell them exactly what you said. Say you haven't found a style you think would suit you so you want to get it tidied up. They can take your hair now and just make it look styled.
You can always ask them for advice too. It's their job, and usually appreciate when someone asks for advice.
>>6256555
I like Manaos. It's the meme-coke of my country.
https://www.google.com.ar/search?tbm=isch&q=+&oq=&gs_l=#tbm=isch&q=+manaos+meme&imgrc=_
>>6256562
Wow... that sucks for you.
I have a gf because of 4chan.
>>6256562
here is one of the only places that we can be our pure, uncensored selves
>>6256551
Well I could go on the stereotypical men are lying liars who will say anything just to fuck you, but I prefer to say that I have been a bad judge of character and have had unrealistic expectations in relationships.
>>6256562
Because you dont attention whore trip?
>>6256558
>I've learned that I actually like getting bitten...
>I never would have imagined that I'd be into that... but I am...
>And getting pinned against things...
>And having my ass grabbed...
>It's a pretty big mark in my life.
The best things in life are rough sex
>>6256516
That doesent make sense.
Gays don't trigger me like tranny freaks do.
Femgen border on getting my rage tho
>>6256558
we'll see about possible bff I just met her and I was teaching her bike maintenance stuff and she called me right away saying i left my keys at the garage wew.... Idk I had friends here but they're all too busy to hang out with me it seems so kinda feelsbadman.... but depression quest lets you have a cat so let me have my fun
>>6256560
I'm sorry I disappointed senpai
>>6256535
heyoo
>>6256560
hello kit !
>>6256562
I have a few friends from here that are nice. maybe you just got unlucky
>>6256565
okay thanks!
yea the thing is I have very curly hair, it forms big rings and all the pics I've found have like a chin length lob and I just don't think I can risk going that short. so yea thanks! I'll just do that then
>>6256559
That sounds so good ;~;
Haven't installed curtains yet, so I wake with the sun every day.
>>6256584
>very curly hair, big rings
You have no idea how jealous of you I am rn. I love curly hair so much. Mine is like poker straight.
It's a lot of work though :/
Hiii!!!
Great news, I'm now a license nail technician and I got my letter to see an endo for hrt.
>>6256579
I'm starting to think that might be true.
Normally, I'm a very soft person. I can't take pain or anything harsh... but I'm really getting into biting.
My GF was surprised that I'm being so sub for her.
She tried slapping me and choking... but I wasn't into choking at all and I couldn't really take a lot of slapping. But I'm still open to trying again later.
I'm open to trying anything at this point!
>>6256583
The cat is mentioned under 10 times throughout a play through...
>>6256558
>I've learned that I actually like getting bitten...
what is it with this site and people getting into maschosim...
>>6256596
Blackout curtains are life
Mine are 1/3 blackout in stripes~ really nice, I get a chill, dim atmosphere even at midday.
>>6256582
whats wrong with femboys?
>>6256599
damn b I'm happy for ya
can anyone over 5'9'' ever pass or am i doomed to be a hon forever
>>6256621
face is bigger than shoulders are bigger than ribcage are bigger than anything else.
>>6256605
Masochism is love. Masochism is life. Also, w2c Manga >\\\\<
>>6256597
everyone says that lol. it's soo much work to maintain tho, I wish it was just straight
http://puu.
sh/p2XDx/f212ad80d9.jpg
kinda crappy pic and sorry for linking to a hosting site but yea
I think everyone just wants a different hair texture than what they naturally have tho
>>6256604
we straight as long as Columbo stays in Columbus
BUILD THE WALL
>>6256583
im not dissapointed at all i just didn't realize. idk why i assumed that tho. kinda dumb on my part.
>>6256584
hi anon !! how are you??
>>6256603
kordelia is 2nd best girl after sumia
>>6256607
nothing we love you red you are gorgeous and nice
>>6256605
I DON'T KNOW!
I had no idea that I'd be into that. It just sorta happened on night when we were hangin out and she bit my shoulder.
It's strange... but... you know... life is strange yo.
>>6256605
>people getting into maschosim...
At least for me its because I've been told i'm worse than garbage, I'm trash, I'm nothing, I'm a subhuman piece of shit. and any happiness I do have I don't deserve.
The only thing I deserve is to be hurt.
>>6256631
I guess I never really put it out there but HEYYYYYY
>>6256632
this summer is going to be fun
>>6256578
Exactly, i forgot to say that.
I dont trip and i dont jerk off on kageshi
>>6256626
I know you're Basic but you should know to google search.
>>6256631
2nd best! Woooo!
>>6256639
I'm so excited for summer! I'm gonna get to do so many more things once the spring session ends!
>>6256530
ask the hair dresser for advice desu, she'd know a lot more than we would
>>6256533
ohh are you gonna cosplay?
>>6256538
are y'all cosplaying?
>>6256550
heya akaka! always lovely to see you <3 I'm okay about to leave for work on a few mins. you?
>>6256558
sounds like kinky fun, and I'm glad for u :3
>>6256607
Faggots like you desu
>>6256631
I'm good. kinda sleepy tho ;-; I got woken up at like 4am because I heard what sounded like someone screaming outside and it scared me but then I realized it was just a doge
how are you today kit?
>>6256633
there are a few repression anons, one is spartan who you just described but the other is someone who assaults and outs trans girls irl. the latter is the one I think is posting right now
>>6256571
Now i think about it.
I met my gf in 4chan and we chatted for like 6 months before we started hanging out in real life
Hi can I get a list of the most popular and relevant trips of 2016? Most of the old ones are gone and I don't know any of these new people. Thanks to whoever answers my question.
>>6256652
>repression
because being a lonely guy is great guys....
>>6256649
I'm super excited for all the crazy things to come.
I think she'll probs try spanking next. But the list of things we haven't tried on me is so long! It's gonna take a while before we figure out all the things I like and it's SO EXCITING!
>>6256653
See pic.
>>6256562
All my friends are from 4chan or from friends of friends, not necessarily from this board though. Dunno how to feel about this
>>6256631
I love you!!!
>>6256562
Tripping helps. Being Anon means you're only a person if someone cares a LOT, and you devote yourself to establishing a lasting dialog.
>>6256621
Elanna posted stats before, but until you're roughly 6'7" (I think it was), it's more likely that a random female-presenting person is cis than trans. And by that height, regardless of sex, you're a giant, so strap on some 5" heels and tower over the punies (read: almost every human being alive)
Your height may make you feel awkward, but it's not an insurmountable obstacle, or even that big a deal.
>>6256663
i'm obviously relevant cause i post here alllll the time, lmao.
naa, i wish i posted here more. but i've been busy lately. whats up? are you june?
>>6256649
>ask the hair dresser for advice desu, she'd know a lot more than we would
yea I think I'm going to, that's what basic recommended too. I was just hoping to learn about salon etiquette or hoping that like edie was around and could advice
>>6256666
u-umm thanks .//. :3 it has no shape or style right now tho which is what bugs me. I hope the stylist can help. the place I found has a curly hair specialist so hopefully she will know what to do
i feel like I can't pass because of my height D:
thankfully, i am a boy
>>6256558
Congratulations!
>>6256605
F-for me it was just that she was doing things to me and if you do certain things hard enough they'll start to hurt...
But they'll still feel amazing
>>6256649
Nah, we never quite got around to it, though we're hoping to for some other con later in the summer
Where do you work?
>>6256670
>>6256562
As someone who got a gf on here before tripping you can also try to contact others off-site and build things that way, though I can see how it'd be harder
>>6256666
click the triangle next to the post and you'll open up a world of discoveries.
>>6256652
Oh.
Well, never mind then.
I usually ignore the over-the-top
>Everyone look at how manly I am! Repression will totally work for me!
type of posts, so it's hard for me to keep track of different repression anons.
>>6256639
yeah that's cool, i get that
>>6256667
hi puru
>>6256647
!!! yeah !!
>>6256652
im ok anon. i wasted today and did nothing really but hopefully tomorrow is better. i also need to go to the gym soon but im not sure if that is goiing to happen or not based on my current motivation
also my diet is making me really tired
>>6256668
thanks red you are really sweet !!
>>6256679
I think red shitposts harder than Raifu did..... someone please confirm this
>>6256627
OH! Are we talking about hair now?
I love hair!
I just got this Soapbox stuff from Target and it's sulfate-free. My hair was pretty silky before, but now it's not just silky, it's buttery smooth!
My gf loves the way my hair smells and feels so she likes to bury her face in it sometimes. It's the most amazing feeling.
OH! And it shines! My hair got WAY shinier and I love it. I just need some argon oil to finish it off but I don't have any right now.
I've been thinking about getting coconut oil instead but the gf said she doesn't like coconuts very much so I think I'll hold off on it since I don't want my hair to bother her.
I do make my hair nice and soft for my friends and partner to enjoy!
>>6256680
>But they'll still feel amazing
you were asking for recs for the bedroom the other day, right?
then i'll add that people who enjoy domming tend to enjoy it more the more delicate and vulnerable you are.
>tfw getting dypshoric cause my boobs are nowhere near cis tier boobs and never will be without surgery
Post underrated trips and why you like them RIGHT NOW
>>6256649
I'm still trying to finish my costume
>>6256692
Bexe doesn't get enough love because she deserves all of it.
>>6256663
basically this pic is all the relevant ones. I'd move ufufu from dead to popular and it's perfect. Phienchen Elanna Kit Korra and Grace are probably the friendliest and nicest ones so any of them should be easy to talk to.
>>6256686
Hey, cut it out. I like Red. He's got a pretty face.
>>6256696
>red
>he
>>6256695
forgot pic
>>6256663
>>6256627
ok I figured out how to post pics from my phone
stupid windows phone os
>>6256684
sometimes wasted days feel really good tho. we need them to recharge. you didn't have work?
>also my diet is making me really tired
same desu
>>6256687
that sounds nice! I use curly specialty stuff, shea moisture products. I really like them desu
>the gf said she doesn't like coconuts very much
god I hate the smell of coconut. I used to use coconut conditioner and it was awful. my new stuff still has coconut but it's also hibiscus and smells much nicer
>>6256606
Ugh. I'm fantasizing about curtains. Stop making me an adult!
>>6256649
Already at work.
Oh! I'm down to 162! I'm going to hit my target weight for June, and be able to relax my diet and spend the summer getting down to 150-155 as planned. Your motivational diet/exercise/torture regimen really helped. Swimming this summer is yes (sadly, so is 2/week epillating ;~;).
Gonna make a huge batch of tasty, thick, mushroom-veggie soup tonight and secure my status as house cook-person.
>>6256704
thank you !! I'm excited now :)
>>6256686
No.
If I take T will I get an enlarged (post-op) clitoris like trans guys do?
>>6256703
>MFW I actually like coconut...
But I'm more than willing to not get coconut scented products since I like citrus even more and so does the gf. It's a win win. I even got this orange body mist stuff, it smells so good!
>>6256701
>tfw irrelevant
>>6256690
I was! Good memory, anon
I don't see how one could be more delicate/vulnerable though
>>6256693
>Ashiok cosplay
Actually though?
>>6256694
>tfw anon likes your gf
>>6256701
>not in pic
this needs to be updated
>>6256700
i've asked for masculine pronouns until I get srs and ffs
please respect this.
>>6256715
>since I like citrus even more
same same !!
>orange body mist stuff
what is it ? I might try to buy something like that
Back from my job interview
When he arrived a chavvy looking man crassly told him to fill out some forms
I detecting a patronising tone and mild disgust
One of the forms asked me to declare any unspent criminal conviction and another warned they would be conducting background checks
I pussied out and admitted to my "crime"
After I was done he invited me into his office for an interview
He didn't smile or offer any form of warmth, just told me to "shut the door"
Looking over my form he said he didn't understand what I had written under the "criminal conviction declaration" part
I told him I said something mean on the internet and got fined 300 quid
He then asked if I had been asked about my criminal background over the phone
I said yes but at that time I had lied
And then it was over, he told me that he could not progress my application any further as a clean criminal record is required
I can't even get a fucking warehouse job
>>6256665
have fun you two!
>>6256677
that's a fairly common thing to ask tho. the stylist. I I go fairly often and they're usually happy to help
>>6256680
dang y'all should definitely give it a go it's tons of fun. imma cook!
>>6256693
what is that from? it looks scary @_@;;
why wasn't I born cis why wasn't I born cis why wasn't I born cis why wasn't I born cis why wasn't I born cis why wasn't I born cis why wasn't I born cis why wasn't I born cis why wasn't I born cis why wasn't I born cis why wasn't I born cis why wasn't I born cis why wasn't I born cis why wasn't I born cis why wasn't I born cis why wasn't I born cis why wasn't I born cis why wasn't I born cis why wasn't I born cis why wasn't I born cis
>>6256701
>tfw I actually know the MtG asscrack guy irl
>tfw I'm actually listed.
What even is today
>>6256692
Kayla is funny in an odd way.
I guess edgar isn't complete cancer lately
yume is dat boiiiii
everyone else I like is overrated.
Post favourite soups now!
>>6256670
>Elanna posted stats before
Interesting. Do you have the thing she posted? I'd be interested in looking at it.
>but until you're roughly 6'7" (I think it was), it's more likely that a random female-presenting person is cis than trans.
Aww yesss!!
>tfw my height just barely makes the cut for "more likely to be cis than trans"
>>6256709
omg congrats! I'm glad I could help you <3 and wow you're only 3lbs away from me gj!
lol now I want some soup
>>6256703
yeah i waste a few too many days tho. atleast i stuck to my diet tho. that is one thing im kinda happy about rn.
i only work on weekends aswell, and i have class only 3 or 4 days a week depending on the week
>>6256701
i like this one a lot even tho im not in it. i posted a lot more last yr tho
>>6256702
i hope you are really well puru !!
>>6256694
honestly she totally does, she makes me laugh so much she is such a great girl omgg
>>6256692
idk what underrated means but there are a lot of nice girls here... most of them are great
>>6256721
iktf
>>6256729
;___; iktf
>>6256711
you sure? I'd tell you to check the archive but RIP in sushi
I want to hug all of you
>>6256739
oh. I never played that ;~;
>>6256733
potato soup!
>>6256720
>delicate/vulnerable though
just show your feelings more, I guess. relaxing as much as possible and focusing on really feeling the other person helps.
and I just had a platonic love for Bexe for something she posted at some point and now can't remember, maybe being a late transitioner and passing? I don't know, I wrote down that I should love her so I do.
>>6256725
I-I guess being a troll doesn't pay?
>>6256745
even me?
>>6256726
yea I feel a lot less worried now. ty !!
>>6256733
peanut soup !
>>6256742
I know what you mean I guess. my plan was to clean my apartment this weekend and I was too lazy ;-;
good that you stuck with your diet tho. I broke mine a little because I went out for lunch with a friend and he bought me ice cream :)
>>6256752
I will try it! I have a bath and body works coupon !
>>6256633
Who do you think I am?
>>6256725
Learn your lesson. Honesty doesn't pay. There is no consequence for lying. Period. The real world is dishonest as fuck. At least you're trying to get a job. Just FYI they don't actually look up a conviction and if they do just say "yes but that was thrown out". Worst case you get fired and end up back where you are. Word of advice, speak to employers like you would cops. Tell them absolutely nothing, but do so in a respectful way.
>>6256760
sure yes!
>>6256773
excuse me for being a skeptic but I'll believe it when it happens
I constantly feel this dread hanging over me. I can't eat or sleep. I hate this.
>>6256733
I don't have a favorite soup, so I'll post my favorite ingrediants:
potato
sweet potato
welsh onion
bell pepper
onion
lentil
maybe chicken
>>6256772
I suppose you're right
At worst lying would have had the same result
>>6256745
You better hug me when you visit! Or else!
>>6256770
oh that's really cute tho, if a boy offered me icecream rn i would definately break my diet so i don't blame you at all. also cleaning is anoying ;_;
>>6256733
its been so long since i had soup honestly im not sure. something spicey i think or like a laska. i love soup realy but idk i just dont have it often
>>6256734
Sorry, I didn't think to save it. Seriously, though, height is not very bad for you. Try not to let it stress you out, and if you're slim you can dress like a model and make everyone jelly.
>>6256740
Damn, Korra. You've melted away in the last couple months! Then again, burning 2500 calories a day and ingesting 500 wasn't going to do nothing...
How much less Korra are we slated to have when you're done?
I'm trying to straighten my hair
Has anyone tried the milk method?
Kit is my friend and I love her
>>6256742
>i hope you are really well puru !!
Certainly better than last night. Playing overwatch with pugs because nobody added me, though that might be because the servers are all wonk. What about you?
>>6256737
Well I'm kinda flat still, A cup, as long as it helps and has no permanent negatives should be fine.
>>6256745
>tfw will never hug red
bad feel
>>6256796
>milk method
sounds disgusting tbdesu
>>6256802
>Just pour 1/3 cup of milk into a spray bottle. 20 or 30 minutes before you’re ready to shower, spray the milk all over your hair. Use a wide tooth comb to let the milk penetrate your hair and the follicles. When time’s up, shower and shampoo as usual. This treatment will keep your hair straight until your next shampoo. Have dry hair? Add a small amount of honey to the milk.
>>6256782
could try a french potato leek soup
or lentil soup which often has almost all those ingredients except the potato and bell pepper
>>6256788
maybe a little cute but I don't have any feelings for this guy. and I already have a bf so I felt really guilty accepting it >< it's just an ldr so that's why I still hang out with other boys sometimes
>>6256799
>Playing overwatch with pugs because nobody added me,
what region are you? I'll add you when I get home from work!!
>>6256802
milk can be good for hair. I don't remember how it works to straighten it tho
>>6256798
Wow. Fine.
>>6256733
This is one of the most difficult questions for me to answer...
I can list a few favs!
>Cream of mushroom
>Chicken soup
>Creamy leek soup
>any soup that's both salty and spicy but not sour
>all the broths
I actually really want to learn how to make broths. I got a book of soup recipes and I've tried creamy leek and cream of mushroom. Both end up to buttery and oily even though I followed the instructions perfectly. I was thinking about using half-n-half instead of heavy cream... and less butter...
>>6256754
>>6256770
>>6256782
>>6256788
Good taste in soups desu
You know... I think I forgot to say goodbye before dashing out to therapy...
Sorry everyone!
>>6256806
Well, I mean, you're my friend... just saying...
>>6256798
oh gosh...!! honestly you are like one of my fav ppl............ you are such a nice girl udek
>>6256806
w-we love you two, you know !!
>>6256804
oh wow that's really cool. i dont have a bf but im hoping to get one at some point... really looking foward to that t b h
>>6256806
Ur also my friend u silly bitch
>>6256733
Tomato soup with some basil, a little pepper, and a large knob of creamery butter on fresh soda bread...
Now that I can finally see an endocrinologist for my hrt I regret the years that I did not pursue it enough.
I just turn 24 years old a day ago, I fee like its too late because I repressed myself too much. This is the beginning of my journey, is it still worth it?
>>6256798
You should be more then friends... ;)
>>6256807
I'm not very good at creamy broths but usually I make my stock out of bones. if you have a butcher nearby you can usually get them cheap and get like 16 cups of bone broth for like $5 worth of animal bones
>>6256811
I'm actually making lentil soup tonight for dinner I think. I have all the ingredients
>>6256816
you'll get one kit! you're cute and nice and boys will flock to you once you're full time I think
>>6256804
>what region are you?
Euro but it's supposed to have global play ;;
>>6256804
I just boild for an hour the things I like and it ends okay, I don't know why I wouldn't add as much things as I can. That's my general policy with food, add as many things as I can. I imagine it has to be healthy in terms of nutrients, even though it can get boring.
That and tradicional stuff like guiso and puchero.
http://www.food.com/recipe/guiso-304479
http://www.cooksinfo.com/puchero (that has to have bone marrow to work)
>>6256733
italian wedding soup
I didn't get any sleep last night because I was too pre-occupied with wanting to get bitten more...
So... I'm gonna take a nap.
>>6256823
I need to learn how to make bone broth! I'm in a pretty big city so I'm sure I can find a butcher. Do you think a local Safeway would have bones to give?
>yfw pic is all of you
>>6256821
K-kit is straight and I have a gf...
>>6256726
We want to... but every time we meet up we get too distracted with staying in and cuddling to get around to making trips to thrift stores to look for potential cosplay stuff
>>6256739
Can we see if you get it done? That sounds really cool
>>6256745
I've always sort of considered feelings-showing a binary thing, like, either I'm trying to hide something or I'm not.
I've never felt the need to hide something from her, so I guess that's a start... anything else seems difficult
She never seems to think she passes... but regardless that's cute
>>6256820
Yeah, it is. I'm finally seeing the end of my second transition, one I started at 35. And it was still worth it. No such thing as too late.
welp
>>6256834
Usually you can get bones everywhere. It's the ideal soup for poor people.
Marrow is pretty good if you're cool with bascially putting fat on a bread and eating it.
>>6256827
ooo. I didn't know bnet was global. it might be really laggy but I'd still play with you!
I don't remember my battletag but if you want you can send me yours, [email protected] is my throwaway email
>>6256831
lol that's convenient. I made vegetable soup like that last week. just whatever I had on hand. there was too much kale desu
>>6256834
ummm I'm not sure, you might be able to ask tho. the other option is to buy a whole chicken and roast it and then remove the meat, and use the bones from that. that's not an option for me anymore tho because a whole chicken is too much meat for one person ;-;
>>6256795
>Sorry, I didn't think to save it.
That's ok. I can try asking Elanna about it when I see her post next.
>Try not to let it stress you out
Yeah, sometimes it makes me feel like I stand out too much or like I'm a freak, but I try not to dwell on it.
>and if you're slim you can dress like a model and make everyone jelly.
Let's hope so!
>>6256811
how long did that soup you were making a coupl days ago last?
>>6256838
Perhaps you should have two girlfriends... ;)
Experimentation is natural, after all...
yo mtfg i just bought a long mirror i can hang off my door to make me feel better about my body by getting a more whole, realistic view. had to battle carrying the darn thing home along a cyclepath by the riverbank near my house. its blowy as fuck out so it took for bloody ever.
this is my body. how do i look?
>>6256846
Unii#21180 is my tag
>>6256855
U look like a girl
>>6256855
you're really pretty titch!! I'm jealous that you can get away with sleeveless stuff
>>6256855
nice shoulders tbhon
>>6256820
You can still transition at your age. Go in with respect for the limitations of the treatment methods, and do what you can everywhere else, and remember that you don't need to be conventionally beautiful to be a woman. It sucks not to be, but even cis people regularly get screwed out of being beautiful.
>>6256865
>lasagna
always wanted to do lasagna but it's so much effort!
I need a partner just to have the excuse to cook long foods...
>>6256869
Yeah just putting on music and dancing and being goofy with each other while cooking is like my favourite thing to do
>>6256856
okay! I'll add you when I'm done work today. time zone might be problematic tho ;-; because that's not for another 6 hours. unless you're nocturnal
>>6256865
desu soup is the best when you're a single person living on their own because it's so good as leftovers at work. you can just spend one night cooking and be set for a week
I need to learn to make lasagna. my dad made homemade lasagna noodles but we have no idea how to actually assemble one properly
changing my bnet tag because I made my current one when I was 11
any suggestions?
>>6256877
iLoVeCoCks87
>>6256877
Turbohon
>>6256879
>bbq sauce
I think I'm gonna pass.
>>6256877
a friend of a friend of mine changed his to sissycumslut by accident last night
If you want to know if you really pass: try playing around on random cam sites like chatroulette and omegle.
>checking italian soup recipe
>first step
>how to make the meatballs
>the pics have no meatballs in them
sometimes I hate recipe websites...
>tfw you have a dream where you take the knot
I think I've spent too much time here..
>>6256895
Don't worry we can wash the sheets today.
>>6256895
I WANNA TAKE THE KNOT TOO!
>>6256896
well, anons are omnipresent by tag teaming it.
>>6256895
I don't understand and I'm not sure if I want to ;~;
>>6256903
having sex with a dog
>>6256895
Which hole?
...And what did it feel like?
>>6256903
they're being gross, you only get used to it by accepting most trans people as broken and unable to fit into normal society :^)
>>6256895
This post made me lol
>>6256895
>>6256904
yeah, but if I tripped I'd show how pathetic I am being here so much time...
>>6256905
g-gross
>>6256908
Can you knot?
>>6256910
You know, I've had that file saved for 2 weeks, I had forgotten what it was...
kill me please someone I hate life like kill me please tgeres got to be someone with pent up anger take it out on me
chaser I'll do what ever you want if you give me enough heroin to od and inject it in my sleep please
>>6256895
Hello elanna how are you
>>6256915
Ufufu pls
>>6256911
If anything we tend to like it when someone frequents this place
Makes it easier to get to know you
>ywn be a rich blind 12 y/o girl
>>6256905
>>6256905
>tfw all this time i thought the knot was a reference to a noose or something
>>6256895
Bad dragon will help you ;^3
>>6256905
>mfw
>>6256924
>a noose or something
same.
>>6256924
Stay pure Kit!
>>6256924
That's tying the knot. Not taking it. Joking...
>>6256915
i kicked an Alsatian to death for trying to bite my sister, does that count
>>6256921
I don't want people to remember I'm the one with a txt file of details I should remember about different trips.
react to this meme
>>6255093
was that SO HARD
also i knew it, i have like no boobs and my nipples are tiny so i probably never will have actual ones
>>6256924
Kit please stay so innocent.
>/mtfg/ is just furry transbians now
>>6256701
lmfao theres so many ppl listed on here i dont recognize
like who tf are cornflakes, mme, akaka.... i have never seen those names before lol
http://www.strawpoll.me/10299494
>>6256934
Tfw akward weirdo when hanging out with "friends" or at a party
>>6256934
>"should I keep learning to code or should i just be a whore"
>tfw too ugly to be a whore
guess i'll keep coding and drinking then ;~;
>>6256437
I am full time
>>6256452
>middle age
Do I really look like I'm in my 40s?
>>6256944
>you should do that with anons
having a log of things to remember about people who openly asociate to them should tell you that i'm autist enough to fail at identifying anons.
>>6256899
O-ok
>>6256900
This does not surprise me
>>6256903
>>6256904
Dog fucking lol
>>6256906
Both? Pretty good? Idk I'm pretty sure I wouldn't like it irl so it seems a bit pointless.
>>6256909
I'm glad ^^
>>6256910
Lol
>>6256919
:^)
>>6256918
Breddy gud, hbu?
>>6256924
Poor innocent kit
>>6256925
Oh, I don't, and I don't think I had a specific study but was referring to statstics in general and the idea of normal distributions, standard deviations and the likelihood of heights falling within certain ranges. I can look up the numbers I used for those estimates again.
>>6256927
W-what?
>>6256940
And even with so many people, I'm still the outsider. Good job on that one... :p
>>6256924
I love you kit. Never change
>>6256943
(You) wish>>6256943
>>6256957
Got confused for a girl from behind today so I'm great ^_^
>>6256964
not really, it doesn't sound too safe.
>>6256968
have another one
>>6256968
Thats where i get all my cool shit dont share pls
am i a recognizable anon
i need to know tgis its very important to me
>>6256972
Ok. So, no dogs... What next? Sex with a mare? Dolphin sex? A cat is fine too?
>>6256951
>tfw too weird for normal friends
>tfw too much of an awkward topic for nerdy guy friends
>too functioning for failure friends
>too sane for insane friends
>too normal for queer poly friends
>too boring for adventure seeking traveler friends
transitioning made me lose all my friends and not through non-acceptance, but from just not fitting in, it was easier to fake fitting in as a guy because i was a fake person.
>>6256972
not really, your posts look a lot like mine some times.
your idea that you're the only anon that only uses caps on I because cellphone is pretty weak.
>hear rattling outside the door
>"THAT BETTER NOT BE THE FUCKING UPS GUY TRYING TO LEAVE A MESSAGE SAYING" Sorry we missed you" WITHOUT RINGING THE FUCKING DOOR!"
>Run down stairs
>guy outside door with a shovel gathering leaves looking at me like I'm going to kill him
Whoops :/
to add to the old food discusion, garlic is great if you boil it. it gets creamy and the taste gets softer.
>>6256977
>Dolphin sex?
did you know that dolphines have raped women?
>>6256988
http://youtu.be/aU9zZxvrAro
>>6256975
pls respond
I did all the things today
>>6257001
sophie would you mind killing me
>>6257003
I wouldnt if you killed me first
>>6257001
>rough sex
>survive college class
>shitpost
>not die
it's a pretty short list, tbdesu
I don't really frequent here and I haven't for 2 years or so but I have a question. I've been on 4mg of progynova and 200mg of spironolactone since I was 19, now I'm 23 and I'm fully passable and have been for awhile. I was wondering if there was a way I could lower my dosage and sustain myself or would that be a bad thing? I know half of you will probably type 'get a orchiectomy'....sorry I really really don't want to unless there's a way to keep my balls and it just removes the testosterone part of them. My dosage is really frustrating at how much it nukes my sexual appetite to literally NOTHING and pleasure feels nonexistent. Also the bipolar mood swings and I just feel myself getting angry and snapping at the dumbest stuff and I truly don't even mean to and feel awful about it afterwards. What can I do LGBT? Thanks ahead of time.
>>6257008
we could od together
>tfw morning
>>6256988
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8ZF_R_j0OY
>>6257018
Almost time to sleep. I have a follow-up exam in the morning. I wonder if he's going to rework my surgery a bit. Not that it needs to, I like how it looks already.
>>6257012
I switched from Spiro to Depo Provera shots, and it increased my sex drive significantly. Main issue is developing bones is harmed by Depo Provera so it shouldn't be taken to young.
>>6257012
>Also the bipolar mood swings and I just feel myself getting angry and snapping at the dumbest stuff and I truly don't even mean to and feel awful about it afterwards.
This is likely a separate issue. Any trauma in your past? You could also be bipolar. I'd talk to a therapist. If it is trauma, then EMDR may help.
