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> No bullying
> No hugboxing
> No * actions *
> No tumblr shit
> No drama
> No transbians
Let's do our best, girls!
old trainwreck >>6234726
(actual old thread because I was NINE SECONDS late >>6235408)
who wants to get fucked by a girly boy but definitely a boy
>>6236283
>>6235410
>cocks edition
i'm ready for this edition
i need dick
everyone was right, cum is my lifesource. i've been fading without it ;___;
sup bitches
So how is everybody doing?
I'm doing great.
>>6236296
God damn. Your sex life sounded awesome.
You getting laid very much nowadays?
i want a bf that looks like snake
>>6236297
DAMN fine bb
>>6236288
ok be my gf and u get free dick and headpats
>>6236283
oh my god yes I need some femboy cock in my life
>>6236287
>>6236293
>tfw taste your own cum and like it
>tfw want to swallow your bfs cum all night like a good girl
oh my god I need it in my life soon or ill die
>>6236302
good shit
gooooooooooood shit
>>6236297
me rn
>>6236303
pls be in brisbane
>>6236304
is your platypussy tight and cute tho
>>6236301
i want someone like pic related real bad. or that ginger guy. he's qt af ;_;
>>6236304
i don't like the taste of my own cum, and honestly guys cum tastes ok? but it's more about the sweat and the guy moaning.
i love making men squirm and their sex noises are perfectttttttttt
>>6236309
sorry im a freedom
>>6236310
>tfw hairy ass
I didn't want to do anal anyway... not that my face looks any better than my ass.
>>6236311
he looks like he has a terribe itch...
>>6236311
that guy looks kind of like me except im more child looking and probably shorter
>>6236301
Who wouldn't?
>>6236300
I wasn't but that's because I wanted to try being the passive one more and that doesn't work with straight girls.
I'm going off of hrt, i really want to be able to make them look at me like that again
>>6236312
a-are you cute?
I'm not cute ;_;
>>6236318
yes
and you are tho
http://www.viralands.com/puberty-issues-girls-tend-to-struggle-with/1?utm_source=SkyLikes&utm_medium=CPC&utm_campaign=sky&SkyLikes=10846&c_s=AR
>absolutely nothing of this sounds bad
>>6236314
i need to scratch it ;__;
brunettes turn me tf on. i want henry cavill's dick in my mouth tho tbqfh. UGHHHHH
>>6236315
b-but you're trans, right? i need a man s-sorry
>>6236317
>I'm going off of hrt
lame. But I guess your sexual experiences are an important part of your gender identity so you do you.
>>6236321
have you even seen me?
>>6236304
i can hook you up with that femboy d
>>6236317
what are you gonna do about the breasts?
>>6236300
Sadly I think the last lewd thing I did was when this girl was sucking on my tits and grinding me while pulling my hair and finger fucking my mouth, it was kinda fun as a new experience, but I faked an orgasam because it went on a little long and I wanted her to feel better about ending it
>>6236310
>tight
yes very much so
>cute
no idea desu I don't know how to appraise bp
>>6236311
fuckkkkkk the way you describe all this shit, I need to overcome my awkwardness and get fucked really badly
>>6236326
pls be in upstate ny
>>6236318
You're cute desu
>>6236323
>b-but you're trans, right?
no
> i need a man
i like to consider myself a guy
what is up with you people being so quick to diss yourself?
fix up, yo
>>6236324
>your sexual experiences are an important part of your gender identity
at first I read that as ironic, then I sort of considered, now I really don't know. are they?
>>6236325
yes
>>6236327
if my vanished C cups are any indication she's not gonna have to worry about that after a few months of testosterone poisoning =(
>>6236327
I don't mind the breasts, and literally no cares about them
People only care about the way you dress and present, not little things like breasts
>>6236333
Because I hate myself and I don't pass. Quite simple really
>>6236323
>henry cavill
now were talking
>>6236330
>tight
good enough
im 8 hours away from nyc
better than across an ocean
>>6236337
why would you be dressing while having sex? for a while it might be kinky but it can be a bit too much all the time...
>>6236336
I've always had breasts though, just not as developed, and I've had every gf suck on them during sex and no one has cared
can i fuck any and/or all of you
>>6236323
including you
>>6236330
i literalllly get rock hard the second i hear a guy moaning. idk what it is. it turns me tf on lol.
i tried to escape it, but it's my fav ;___; I URGE YOU TO GO GET THE DICK PLATY. URGE YOU!!!!!
the other thing is there's something erotic about having someone really big and hairy rubbing up on you when you're all little and hairless and soft.
and making a guy like that weak, and watching him wobble about and as soon as your mouth is on his cock is like... a powerful feeling desu
>>6236332
....where u at tho
>>6236340
his bulge tho??? i want that fucking DICK
>>6236346
trim the beard and absolutely yes
what does it feel like to be vaginally penetrated by a cute guy
>>6236349
>>6236340
omg i'm so ashamed, i forgot the bulge pic
l o o k a t i t
how is it even possible for a man to be that perfect???? tell me. HOW
>>6236338
thats not where all your value as an individual comes from, passing.
I mean the flesh on your bones will be worth something on an underground market. Your blood, your bone marrow, organs. Thats some spending money right there.
Why do you hate yourself? are you a villain?
>>6236344
I meant in like public, in private
>>6236345
No one cares
There are two types of girls,
Ones that like fury big assholey dominant guys
And ones that like pretty smooth decent sensitive guys (who are also dominant)
The had 5 dates the week I decided to start dating, had DD cups, no one cared when I was naked, they were all striaght. It only became an issue when I said I was trans.
>>6236351
that has to be shopped, everyone around him would be way too unconfortable having such a clear view of every detail...
>>6236341
I live like 6 hours or more from NYC, upstates pretty big desu
>>6236347
SOON
I'M NEW TO THIS AND DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M DOING
>>6236349
STOP STOP THIS IS TOO MUCH
>>6236351
DEAR GOD I WANT IT
EVEN IF HIS MOVIES ARE SHIT
>>6236322
I'm genuinely angry about this shitty article. You can tell a fuckface named John Matthew wrote it. I bet that fake-named Indian faggot gets paid like $5 a pop to write this Internet clogging garbage. Notice his name is blue in the article header as if it's a link to his other material or a profile but it's not an actual link; it's just fucking blue.
"oh my god, hair everywhere... like on my legs and uh... my armpits"
"I got a pimple on my face : ( I got a minefield"
I'm triggering. I hate that term but that's what's happening right now. Any cis girl who feels that way about her female body because of what little damage her puberty did can go suck off a shotgun.
So mad right now. God damn, where's the gin.
>>6236353
>I meant in like public
I get it can be kinky, but having sex in publuc isn't a good idea on the long run!
> pretty smooth decent sensitive guys
just like to point out this is me
im single
hit me up
>>6236356
be my gf anyways
gaaahh I'm tired as fuck and it's not even 7
whyyy
someone write a lewd story
that'll wake me up
preferably with some of this
>>6236359
you sound nice
>>6236355
>uncomfortable
that's not the word i'd use to describe the feeling i'd get having it in my face all the time, idk
>>6236356
g e t
t h e
d i c k
DICK IS LOVE. DICK IS LIFE. DICK IS ETERNAL.
literally all i wanna do is get on my knees and look up at him while i'm deepthroating him. is that so wrong? is it???
>>6236361
if you want i can lewdpost about sex i've had in the past desu
>>6236362
thank you
>>6236363
or
OOOOOR
[spoiler]you could write a whole bunch and put it in a pastebin[/spoiler]
[spoiler]pls[/spoiler]
>>6236363
>hat's not the word i'd use to describe the feeling i'd get having
but there were straight men all around him.
and even then, imagine seeing that all day everyday for months and you can't do anything about it. that's just plain torture.
>>6236363
>literally all i wanna do is get on my knees and look up at him while i'm deepthroating him. is that so wrong? is it???
yes
old men are gross
>>6236352
>thats not where all your value as an individual comes from, passing.
Well if I don't pass I don't think I have much value to myself. Yeah I'm putting a lot of value on the appearance this corporeal form but I can't really focus on anything else until that worry is gone and by the looks of it it's not going to be gone. Don't know why I even keep going honestly at this point.
>are you a villain?
No, I like people in general and don't want to do anything malicious.
>>6236363
I can't help imagining him in a dress, he'd be a great hon
>>6236370
t-that'd take too much time d-desu
>>6236371
>implying i wouldn't have sucked his dick at some point during the filming process
you seriously underestimate my abilities senpai
>>6236373
>not wanting to suck henry cavill's big meaty cock
what are you, gay?????
>>6236375
he could fuck me in a dress idc
>>6236376
;_;
>>6236360
o-okay, if you say so
pls be tall
>tfw you want to do all the dirty stuff you used to
Stand in shopping bags so they can't see your feet and fuck her in the changing room
rent a hotel room and just suddenly declare it to be naked day and just order food and fuck her all day long
Go to your beach house and walk down the long wooden path down to the sand with a couple of towels and fuck right out in the moonlight, and then walk around in the wet sand and drink champagne
Going to her parents house with a creeky bed, and slowly fucking her as quietly as you can, while you put you hand over her mouth..
Really I mean the possibilities are endless
>>6236379
sorry
you said femboy not tallboy
5'9 tho
>>6236380
>Stand in shopping bags so they can't see your feet
what
>>6236378
;-;
i-i'm sorry flannel-chan
>>6236381
>5'9"
oh....well no wonder ur a femboy
real men are 6'2"+
>>6236374
Which dragon dildo did you get?
>>6236380
>Stand in shopping bags so they can't see your feet
2clever
i feel like feet arent going to be the main giveaway so much as noise tho?
>>6236380
I'm okay with showing off your sex life but please don't remind me that I have to pay like three months of electricity bills somehow.
>>6236386
thats a very catty, bitchy and sexist thing to say you know
no wonder youre just a dumb cam bimbo
>>6236376
Dat hairline though
![[SCREAMS EXTERNALLY].gif](https://i.imgur.com/P5ou5JT.gif "[SCREAMS EXTERNALLY].gif")
>>6236386
I JUST WANT TO READ SOMETHING LEWD
>>6236386
>real men are 6'2"+
when ur right ur right
>>6236386
uh okay
rude much
i kind of wasn't talking to you though, bitch
>>6236387
Fenrir the wolfdragon I think it was called. Smallest size medium firmness
>>6236397
no because im not a man
but that was a tumblr as fuck thing to say
>>6236393
just go to g.e-hentai and read some doujinshis like a normal human been.
>>6236399
I have medium firmness Austin in small size (with cum tube) :)
>>6236374
>Don't know why I even keep going honestly at this point.
yeah i never got that, was terribly depressed my whole life but every day i'd still at the least open my eyes and live the next day.
maybe that whole self preservation thing is a lot stronger than i thought, i wholly expected i'd be so miserable my heart would just stop in the night or something
I hope things get better for you, especially if you're not a bad person
i like to believe they always can
>>6236386
>femboy
>man
pick one, turboslut.
>>6236402
if anything it was a /fit/ as fuck thing to say
never got the hate for manlets in general, I like shorter guys as long as they reach my shoulders. I blame dragon ball.
Does anyone have any ideas for lewd things I could do to bexe? I feel like the only things I ever do are things she's done to me
>>6236384
>>6236388
Maybe they always knew we were fucking but like, we thought it helped?
My favorite, isn't the hard lewd fuck, that gets boring, it's not exciting after hundreds of times.
I like the queit restrained dirty fuck, I liked fucking my girlfriend in my friends hot tub while I waved at him through his glass windows, while under the water I'm pressing her clit into the air nozzle and fingering her as I plunge inside her.
I like sharing a hotel room in Florida to save money on a trip and slowly working inside of her while she trys not to gasp
That, that is the best sex
>>6236409
krillin?
>>6236386
thats stone cold
hope that dude has his masculinity on lock
>>6236410
it's hard to know without a reference or a checkmark list, but in general terms you can always go for body parts that haven't been exploited yet.
>>6236409
it's still a shitty thing to say
really doesn't help dollface conform to less stereotypes, especially the "goes through men like candy" one
manlets are cute
>>6236412
>I like sharing a hotel room in Florida to save money on a trip
if you weren't trying to save money would you not stay in the same room as your girlfriend?
>>6236390
i'm sorry i just like men, not boys
if you're under 6'0" as it is you may as well just transition idk
>>6236392
i'm more concerned about everything else his body has to offer desu
>>6236393
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO HEAR ABOUT
i can talk about slutty dirty kinky sex, or loving morning sex
which do u want more
>>6236394
i'm glad someone gets it
>>6236396
there, there
>>6236397
i LOVE all american men. idek. they're everything. like that one vid where they transform that guy into a bunch of diff generational looks?
the 1940s one makes me so wet lmao
>>6236407
tru...
>>6236415
he doesn't obvi
>>6236414
I have a folder dedicated to it.
But usually the artists are bad and draw him either too tall to be on model or somehow feminin.
>>6236419
We shared it with her parents :^)
>>6236420
>camwhores to make her money
>entire life is literally just talking about cum and sex
>goes through several men a week
congratulations, you're cis. also a terrible person.
>>6236421
crap like this, I saved it because there's so little of that coupling but look at his legs...
>>6236420
>first the faye drama, then passive aggression, now blatant sexism
okay edie ive lost all respect for you at this point.
were you trying to assassinate your own character in a single night?
>>6236406
>I hope things get better for you
Don't really know how that'd be possible. There are so many things wrong in my life beyond my appearance and that alone is enough to drain all my will to live. I came pretty close to killing myself a week or two ago but friends talked me out of it. Now I don't want to talk to them about suicidal thoughts anymore as it's not fair to them so I just sorta space out day after day trying to keep it off my mind.
>>6236404
That looks like a fun one! Hope you're getting more use out of yours than I am getting out of mine lol. Depression + HRT kinda permanently killed my libido.
>>6236410
does she like you being dominant, just be dominant out of nowhere, counters, over a couch, it's really about creating a moment they can get lost in, then Any one move
>>6236420
>boys
Okay sir tell that those men who were 5'11 and under who served in the British Commandos in WW2 they were boys.
>>6236420
whichever one involves more prickly beards and neck biting
also from-behind boob grabbing if at all possible
>>6236428
give them a couple of days to work it through, I guess. It's not as if Faye is being much more mature about this.
>>6236420
>if you're under 6'0" as it is you may as well just transition idk
too bad the opinion of a whore isn't worth much
>all these butthurt manlets
>>6236432
My feeling exactly, I know it's kind of sexist, but manhood is earned, you can do it by keeping your commitments, doing your duty, being loyal, being a good father... There are a lot of ways, but men aren't a height
>>6236420
are you actually retarded
oh wait yeah you are
>>6236400
post skype qt
>>6236440
absolutely hilarious
>>6236447
I've been on 3 years, I'm sterile tho
>>6236423
i just love masculinity desu
being a really short guy isn't very masculine.
>>6236428
>>6236432
>>6236438
>>6236442
i just wouldn't date someone really short lol
like if you want to do that then ok. you should be happy, more men to date and stuff.
most girls here would never date a short guy tho, that just is what it is. everyone says it all the time. sorry to upset u with the truth....
>>6236440
lmao!!!!
>>6236435
um ok, well i'll make a separate post rn about the only one night stand i've ever had.
which was actually with the guy i slept with last, so i guess it wasn't really a one night stand.
more like the only time i've had sex on the first date?
>>6236447
yeah i totally get that. idk why anyone has the tastes they do, but it's ok that we all have them.
>>6236440
threads being bumped get attention from random people lurking the board.
I still like manlets, though.
>>6236441
Character makes a man
>>6236446
uhhhh you're the femboy right?
I'm actually secretly platypus sooooo kate.flannel
>>6236458
he won't travel to australia, flan.
>>6236454
>i just wouldn't date someone really short lol
well then why don't you just fucking say that instead of trying to be a bitch?
fucking birdbrain
I wouldn't mind dating a short guy desu
I'd big sis the fuck out of a short guy
>>6236446
kaiserhamdeuce
>>6236458
bitch he's mine
>>6236454
>most girls here would never date a short guy tho, that just is what it is. everyone says it all the time. sorry to upset u with the truth....
sorry but i'm not going to let a bimbo like you speak for me
short guys are LOVE
>>6236467
there are things about being an alpha female that are more much fun than being an alpha male.
>>6236454
>insults entire demographic
>"lol guyz itz just my opinion xD srry that u cant handle truth tho!!"
fucking high school man
>>6236420
you do know that she doesn't just see men this way, she judges is everyone this way, especially trans girls
>>6236454
The cutoff for being man has to be the same for passing height
Therefore. Any man over 5"6 is a man.
Also if you over 5"6 you don't pass
>>6236454
You can state your opinion without being so offensive and acting like you represent everyone
Dropped tbqhsenpaidesu
>>6236472
I'm sure some body parts won't work at all, but you'd be surprised what sensible points are easily ignored. I don't enjoy gt stuff too much, but the area around it or the sides of the belly drive me crazy.
Just brushing your face against somewhere unexpected is at least going to add something. You can always motorboat her, I guess...
>>6236454
how bad of a person can you prove yourself to be
faye is way better off with her gf than you lmao...
>>6236475
you know I'm just kidding!
we're gonna gang up on him and force him to transition, duh!
Looks like /fit/ memes trigger people on every board.
>>6236429
its hard, wish i could give advice, I dont ever have anyone to talk to about suicidal thoughts on my end. I'd assume that being your friends it'd be far more unfair if you let those thoughts take their companion away rather than you talking it out with them.
They probably see the value in you that you have but can't see for yourself.
Its no easy thing I dont really know how to fix my own problems really therapy **helps** but other than that anything i do is just to get the day to end faster. what do you do every day are you in studies, working, neet?
>>6236454
edie pls stop instigating drama
like, god.
we haven't had a good thread all day because of your shit
>>6236486
no one deserves faye's ex, don't even joke about it.
I wish I was a manlet
>>6236489
>those timecodes
pretty hardcore tbdesu
>>6236490
I get triggered in reverse because I'm tall
>>6236499
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3ALwKeSEYs
>>6236499
I REALLY don't see you paying for a planeticket from australia.
Am I the only one who like doesn't care what their partner looks like? I've dated skinny ballerinas, girls that were basically midgets, fat girls, even conventionally non attractive women, it's really about the person you can find beauty in them even if the have a slightly larger back, stubby legs , big feet, mustache or arm hair, deeper voice, even like a penis... I just love spending time with a good match that I click with.
>>6236488
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dRaVuCZgxBg
hi i woke up from my nap how is everyone rn??
guys under 6 foot be like
>>6236508
While I agree with you trying to do opposite edie is kind of sad
>>6236508
wide spread != don't care
>>6236505
that's because you're blinded by pessimism
open your eyes and see the light
reflecting off DEZE NUTS NIGGAAAAAAAA
>>6236508
>Am I the only one who like doesn't care what their partner looks like?
idk if I legit don't care or if my standards are just really low but this is me too
>>6236514
Kit
everyone's turned retarded and the threads will be shit for hours to come.
lewdpost for flannel.
>be on first real date with gorgeous brunette guy i've been talking to for a few weeks
>local artist who does pretty well for himself, mild fame, generally awesome and sweet
>we're having drinks at one of my fav bars and talking about art, and aesthetics, and books etc
>he keeps checking me out and leaning in towards me, but he's very shy obviously trying not to disrespect me
>tell him to come to my side of the table (because we're sitting in a booth) so he can sit next to me
>he's really close to me now and i can smell his cologne, and he has his hand on my thigh and is smiling a lot
>at this point we've been talking for 3 hours, and it's closing time but neither of us want the night to end
>while we're leaving the bar he leans in and kisses me, and tastes amazingly good
>i can feel his facial hair rub against me and his hand is on my lower back at this point, and i really want him
>tell him i want to go back to his place to check out his studio, and he immediately gets us a cab since we're a little drunk
>shortly after checking out his studio and hanging around his house, we go to his bedroom
>at this point we're just cuddling, but he starts feeling me up, and kissing my lips, neck, etc
>he tells me he wants to fuck me but i'm not sure if i want to yet, and we're making out hard at this point
>he throws my legs over my head and i can feel his cock rubbing up against my ass, and i just tell him to do it
>gets a condom and just sticks it in me using just his spit and my extreme arousal
>feels like heaven and he rams it in balls deep while sucking my tits and pulling my hair back
>he picks me up and pushes me against his wall, fucking me while holding me up and telling me how good my ass feels
>he's spanking me while i ride him, telling me how sexy i am while using his hands to control my grinding
>do this for about an hour while he begs me not to stop, but says not to go too fast or else he'll cum
>>6236514
me and platy are figuratively spitrosting a femboy
>>6236485
She does have the inexplicable ability to make nibbling on my earlobes feel really good, though I doubt I'd have the tact to do the same
No harm in trying stuff I guess
>>6236514
I'm alright, procrastinating on epilating because despite doing it regularly I'm a wuss.
Also faye's back with her old gf and detransitioning and it frustrates me (the latter)
>>6236520
The only thing I see is that you saved a cap I did of a junji ito manga. I'm glad you liked it.
>>6236454
can you please not entice the anons
you and faye have been at the center of the shitpocalypse lately but now it's just you
the thread was just starting to clean up
>wake up
>vomit
>too weak to get out of bed
YAY FOOD POISONING!
How are you MtFG?
>>6236508
I only love my iron
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CceiYUQg63Q
>>6236526
>he's biting my arm while i'm on top of him, grabbing and sucking on my tits
>i tell him i'm getting a bit tired, and he picks me up and throws me back on the bed
>he picks up one of my legs and enters me again while touching my gt softly and pounding me hard
>at this point he's holding up one of my legs behind his head with his shoulder, and choking me while he fucks the life out of me
>"you're a good slut for me, aren't you??? tell me how much you love my fucking cock"
>tell him how much i love it and that i can't get enough
>"god you feel so fucking good....... i'd love cumming in that tight ass of yours, you know that, right?"
>tell him yes, but as i'm about to say more he covers my mouth and fucks me even harder
>i'm screaming at this point because of how good it feels but it's muffled and he's just staring at me with a smile on his face
>he's telling me how tight i am and degrading me in all the right ways while moaning loud af
>he's getting close to cumming and asks me if he can do it inside of me, but i say no obviously
>he takes his dick out of me, takes the condom off, and then starts jacking it above me
>he cums all over my belly, tits, and face
>the entire time we were hardcore making out in between dirty talking, and he was still kissing me after he came
>i clean up, and then we cuddle and watch a movie together
>he tells me he might fall asleep and that he hopes i'm ok with that, and then we fall asleep together
and every time we've fucked since then it's lasted hours, and he's left marks all over my body.
>>6236526
gross
>>6236514
manlets got BTFO'd by Edie and now the whole Shire is out in force
>>6236516
Lol yah but these are my honest feelings, we've both said them before, I even told her I've dated someone I had no physical attraction to and was perfectly happy for two years. The only thing I don't like about is that they will constantly tell you that they think they are Not good enough for you, one girl I dated 5 years ago still gets drunk and tells me I broke up with her because she was ugly. It's almost dysphoria like
>>6236525
>hours
you really think faye and edie are gonna get over this in a few hours? there'll be safe timezones when both are sleeping, but besides that better hold on to your seatbelt.
>>6236532
Morning sirona,
i wish i was there to nurse you back to health.
Well i'd probably take a shortcut and use obeah or voodoo to influence the process
>>6236494
>>6236531
lmao!! I'M SORRY I'LL STOP
i'd rather just lewdpost anyways
>>6236480
not at all.
None of you have a moral compass except Faye.
And she's fucking crazy. Get your shit together.
>>6236537
>whole shire
its literally one butthurt manlet samefagging
>>6236537
haha joker
>>6236491
>They probably see the value in you that you have but can't see for yourself.
More like I don't care about other 'value', feels irrelevant if I can't be happy with how I am physically.
>what do you do every day are you in studies, working, neet?
Neet for the past few years, wasting my youth doing nothing but escapism, drawing, 4chan and vidya usually.
I wish I had a job but can't find one where I live (finland), having a job would let me work towards FFS and stuff that might somehow fix my face. Don't think it'd actually save much but it'd be worth a try I guess, I mean, with some photoshop rhinoplasty, chin lift, mentoplasty(chin reduction) and makeup I pass to robots at least so maybe there's hope? Not that actual surgery is as good probably.
>>6236508
You know why you and Edie didn't work out? Because you're a good person
>>6236537
>the whole Shire
I'M FUCKING CRYING
I'M A HORRIBLE PERSON I'M SORRY
I REALLY AM A STACY
>>6236541
You're too sweet anon.
Right now thought I need bed-rest. I just want everyone to know that I'm awake and watching the drama unfold.
>>6236545
>one manlet
but i-i posted saying edie was full of shit and i'm a girl anon
misgendering is bad
>>6236537
I shoulda posted this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8M7pL6ucR9A
>>6236545
DELETE THIS
>>6236544
I do have a moral compass. It's just that it's aligned on neon pink and acid green instead of black and white.
>>6236555
lol
>>6236552
how did you get food poisoning
dont you clean your food
>>6236525
umm im going to work in a little so idk i guess the thread will be slightly less retarded without me at least .__.;
>>6236527
figuratively..? idk how thats possible desu
>>6236528
ive never epilated but i have heard so many horror stories, i really want to try it though since i hate shaving so much but im really bad with pain idkkkk
>>6236537
oh im p tall tho but everyone has their own preferences in life. i mean you can't really hate someone for not liking what they don't like idk... i guess in general i preffer a taller guy but i also am not against dating a shorter guy either it all depends on the person... also iim well aware taht most guys will find my height gross aswell idk its just a thing about life !!
>>6236528
That's not inexplicable at all, it's a pretty old trick.
If that's the level we¡re working with consider the following:
>blowing air/whispering on ear
>start licking the neck but turn it into a big kiss
>brush your face against any delicate part saying you love smelling them
>clawing in the back is cool but mostly when the going gets rough
>back of the neck is a common weak point
>while it's disgusting at first, once you are getting into it sucking, licking and general saliva wetness is good
...
I really want to have somebody now..
>>6236526
>>6236535
all through reading that I was biting my lip so hard I think I drew blood
>rams it in balls deep while sucking my tits and pulling my hair back
h-he must be very flexible O///////O
>>6236554
DELETE THIS
hi /mtfg/ ^^
how are you
how was your day
(also post 2D QT)
>>6236553
>stolen
>>6236554
I'm dying
>>6236543
You're implying you've never implied or out right said certain trans girls are men/boys
That's a pretty bold face lie
>>6236561
Took me a while to get used to having my eyeballs millimeters away from "dirty parts" but I'm pretty comfortable with it now and I can take a girl pretty far with my lashes alone. While staying completely cold myself, unfortunately.
>>6236554
>>6236562
he's REAALLLLY ridiculously flexible, and athletic. i had never been with a guy who could actually fuck me while holding me up in the air until him.
altho my ginger ex-bf would lift me up from time to time for no reason.
he was broad and built af. one time i was holding like... a backpack and two large bags for a weekend trip with him, and he ran at me as soon as he saw me and picked me up and carried me to his car with all of my things in my hands lmao
i miss him ;3;
>>6236564
i'm doin good! how are you?
>>6236567
>>6236573
we're horrible fucking people
how come watery diarrhea hurts so bad before it comes out?
>>6236569
Shush samefag, you're just mad cause you're a manlet ;)))
There's no such thing as sexism!
NICE GUYS ALWAYS FINISH LAST ITS NOT FAIR
I wish I wasn't tall
>>6236575
>fuck me while holding me up
>>6236575
>we're horrible fucking people
>we
honestly, just you are..... sorry senpaitachi
>>6236572
caring only about the other person enjoying it takes me back to my repression years...
>>6236574
I know, and it's sad, that's why I posted that.
>>6236575
I'm ok ^^
only thing is ive barely done any exam revision and im already flat out
>>6236560
Kill yourself kit I have never seen you say a bad word against anyone ever grow a spine
>>6236581
it's literally pic related.
i also have this thing for military guys, idk what it is. i used to love getting fucked by my ex after he came home from a weekend of military training all sweaty and dirty in his uniform ._.
>>6236585
I will fucking destroy u
>>6236588
you woke up and logged on just to say that?
>>6236583
I'm not even repressing, though. My serotonin/dopamine circuitry doesn't function at all. I am and always was psychotically depressed. I can't feel desire, pleasure or happiness and only have a theoretical idea of what they are. It makes all my relationships highly idealized, as you can guess.
>>6236587
>all sweaty and dirty in his uniform
STOP STOP STOP
>>6236560
I'm kinda used to it... but the sideburns still hurt, and there's a risk of getting my head hair caught in it, which is always terrible
>>6236561
>tfw you don't know any tricks
I appreciate the advice, some of it sounds pretty good
>brush your face against any delicate part saying you love smelling them
I already do this when we're cuddling, she really is fun to smell
ITT we overlook blatant tumblr tier feminism and plain old horrible unfair judging of people and blame it on short people/hons because our resident queen needs to assert her superiority over everyone
>people are still going to worship her even when this is but one of countless examples of her being shallow and retarded
>>6236570
Yah I mean I'll deal with it though, on the opposite end, girls that spend too much time on their appearance make the entire relationship about appearances (in my experience) they also tend to need a ton of attention. The ballerina girl, she basically jumped me in the bar and made out with me while straddling me while people were clapping and watching , she constantly took hours to get ready, and soaked up all the attention she could get, being surrounded by guys at any social event we went to. it was my quickest relationship, they tend to get pretty easily bored, and being surrounded by people who want to fuck you and needing their attention is a bad combo.
>Saturday night alone
Hello Australians.
>>6236589
>but that's just being anon in mtfg
nah it's worse when your opinion isn't the same as clownfaces'
>>6236575
>we're horrible fucking people
Nothing wrong with aptly dank memes.
>>6236595
>Anonymous
opinion discarded
>>6236583
Wanna know what's sadder? That we're all the same person because Edie can do no wrong :-))))))))) Right???
>>6236587
Funny. I'm probably one of the highest ranking persons to ever post on 4chan. I might take a picture in my parade uniform for the lulz some day. (Yes, those epaulets are mine and government issued.)
nevermind, gelbooru updated
>>6236592
didn't we talk yesterday about understand when you feel love?
still, focusing too much on the other feeling pleassure can give you a rush of certain control or power but it's not the same as enjoying it.
>>6236549
>More like I don't care about other 'value', feels irrelevant if I can't be happy with how I am physically.
Oh i see,
You don't look to me like someone who is facially doomed or even badly down-trodden but I'm no expert in these things. I always expect to see some kind of ogre or bum-chinned 80's action hero.
Any money saved is a good thing, damn shame about the work thing though when I've been in dire straights some temp cash in hand stuff to keep me busy or just have something to stow away helped. I dont know what the job climates like over there other than what you said or what options.
I guess from my perspective i find it hard to see it as hopeless but i think if i were to describe my own problem you'd say the same to me.
Is dysphoria like an anxiety? how does it manifest? Sorry it's pretty obvious i'm an out-of-towner.
>>6236566
>tfw manlet
a-ayy bby
>>6236585
idk i just try to not be rude
>>6236588
i love you
>>6236594
i mainly want it for my legs, im so bad at shaving them. idk if i can get to the point of getting used to it tho ;_; im pretty weak
>>6236597
hiiiiiiiiii
im working tonight tho, but it's not like i'll be having any f-fun or anything ;~;
>>6236584
w-what's that mean exactly?
>>6236588
good morning bb lmao
>>6236593
literally having a man moan in your ear while he's balls deep inside of you is the best feel ever, #sorrynotsorry
>>6236600
...tru
>>6236604
but you're not a man ;3;
n-no offense, big burly manly military men are just my jam
>>6236602
mhm, mhm, mhm
i sense a large portion of the dollface troupe's presence in this thread
it's giving me tetanus tbqh
>>6236594
it's really all about showing how much you want their body, I think.
I did try to pick up as many tricks as I could when trying to have relationships with girls.
>>6236596
while I do agree with you, sharing that experience in this context feels like projecting so much you're making me blind...
>>6236584
wha
it just means im tired :_:
is this some kind of connotation idk about
>>6236610
>and she ignores everyone telling her she was being mean to attentionwhore
of course!
>>6236611
why does this alleged mafia group have so many nicknames in these threads lmao
the dollface mafia
the dollface mob
the dollface group
the dollface troupe
the dollface gang
ya'll so creative i can't wait to see what's next
unironically can't stop listening to in utero
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=in58wtVI9sI
>tfw qt kurt cobain bf to murder
it hurts to live
>>6236610
I'M TRYING TO DISTRACT MYSELF
it's not even 8pm and everyone in my house is still up
I can't be thinking about man moans at this hour
>>6236583
At least you have a brain, anon. At least you can see a cunt as a cunt.
>>6236599
Edie tends to be alright most of the time, I don't feel any kind of hate against her and this situation is gonna blow off sooner or later.
If anything I wish it would motivate me to leave the generals for a while and get a life.
>>6236603
you sound a bit damaged on your lower regions. remember you chose to come here and if you're not having a good time you can leave.
>>6236569
this doesnt surprise me but backstory? edies a flaky whore t.b.h.
>>6236618
And you sound like a brainless drone
>animeposting
Well, fucking LOL
>>6236608
I'm willing to put money on the table that you live more than 1000m from me. Of course you can't see the money, but it's there.
>>6236614
what do you expect her to answer?
>cool
>kay
>I see
>aha
?
>>6236615
it's one of those hip hop things that they keep changing the name
>>6236609
I wanna try it on my legs too, but the hair's so long I'd have to shave it first for optimal epilating
>>6236612
I never realized that could be so difficult to show
This is my first relationship, so I'm kind of clueless... and I'm a dense person to begin with
I hope you find someone great, anon
>>6236618
>alright most of the time
oh... you poor thing.... you should hang out here more often friend, you'll learn sooner or later
>>6236615
we go by D-12 now
>>6236612
I've had this relationship three times though, it's just.. It normally follows the same pattern
Makes out with you at a bar>gets a lot of attention>she talks to you about some guy>she sleeps with that guy and leaves you
Like literally, the perfect girl is the one that skips under people's radar, she hasn't been defined her whole life by her looks, she doesn't put up with men who think they can just rush sex and have that be the relationship, she's a real person, and I could sit with someone like that for years and listen to them talk.
>>6236618
LOTTA LOYALTY FOR A HIRED HON
>>6236616
Haven't listened to nirvana in years, forgot how good they are desu.
>>6236616
>that pic
..............tru
you just need to go get some dick, flannel. i miss when i used to get dick all the time desu.
it really does make you feel better about life.
>>6236624
they're trying to keep it fresh, i guess. idk
tfw memes and everything. idu what the issue is with people having a good time or agreeing with me in these threads. ;_;
>>6236627
dang, that's hip af...that's the new cool jam right there fampai....
>>6236617
As I said in another post, I like Edie and I think that most of the time she makes threads funnier and more helpful. This is just a rough patch.
>>6236622
it's my manlet/normal height OTP
also, complaining about animu in 4chan is pretty weird...
>>6236625
I guess the usual rec is that you should be selfish in bed as long as there's lots of touching.
>>6236627
that's just sad
Hello! I'm a Premium viewer of the MtFG channel, and I'd just like to remind you all strictly speaking as a spectator: Fear not! Us REAL, yes, 3D people with common sense that have seen years worth of absolutely classic comedy and sexism, not to mention general idiocy from our favorite character Edie, are aware she has a double digit IQ! Please, do remember to enjoy the entertainment for what it is strictly and try not to lose faith in humanity!
Thank you, and keep up the great content! :)
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>>6236631
kayla Kayla KAYLA
>>6236628
a girl can like to look good and still have those qualities
>>6236634
Selfish?
>>6236634
>a rough patch
>flat out dismisses an entire demographic completely seriously
>patch
yeah okay, keep trying to look reasonable
>>6236631
IT'S A SONG!!!!!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3rS6mZUo3fg
>you just need to go get some dick
I KNOW
>it really does make you feel better about life
THAT IS HILARIOUS
>>6236620
it's pretty open knowledge. she does it a lot, expect if you post pics here that aren't close to her tier and makeup level, she's going to be angry if you get attention, and will be calling you a man behind your back. While offering you makeup advice, for attention, to your face.
It probably stems from her insecurity that makes her feel like she needs the makeup, false eyelashes, and contacts to leave the house.
>>6236634
Yeah, I take the brain remark back, nevermind, sorry
