What the fuck happened to the Premier League?
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Last time on mtfg: >>6121934
Sup hos
>>6123023
i-i like dbz (hi mommy its your first daughter :3)
damnit savvy
football sucks
>>6123047
I am not a hoe, thank you very much.
I am a backhoe.
>>6123045
I vape it, I couldn't roll a joint even if I wanted to
even using the grinder hurts like fuck but I can't avoid everything
>▶Let's see if whoever makes the next thread remembers to take this bit out
heuheheueheh
>>6123034
>caring about sports
>>6123034
▶Let's see if whoever makes the next thread remembers to take this bit out
You dun goofed
>>6123060
Please leave
>>6123034
>▶Let's see if whoever makes the next thread remembers to take this bit out
>>6123063
vaping its pretty great familia
>>6123078
thats adorable.
>>6123060
I'm pretty sure that's soccer...
>tfw you have some kind of condition that makes your testosterone super high probably
;_;
>>6123085
that was a little embarassing. I thought youre european senpai....
>tfw nobody will ever unironically call you a good girl
>>6123093
trolled
>>>>>>>>>>>sports
>>6123081
It sure is, I still cough a whole lot but it's nothing compared to the acid-reflux-inducing agony I get from trying to smoke it
>>6123109
Sure. I wish I had one for a dick to go into
>>6123095
oh come on senpai anybody can achieve that, my qt fwb said that to me last weekend as I swallowed his cum, if a disgusting person like me can get that then anyone can
>>6123096
Hey, that's not trolling, it's bantz. I guess I used to spend way too much time on /int/...
>>6123109
Vaginas are gross.
>>6123109
How about you go fuck yourself
>>6123109
But,,, but I really like dick?
>>6123109
Why would you want a girl, when you could have something like this?
>>6123109
>being a """"""""trans-lesbian"""""""""
>>6123114
Not like that you sick fuck. Don't reply to my posts ever again.
>>6123109
>tfw will never have a vagina of my own
>>6123122
Yes plz
>>6123109
Getting mine on Saturday.
>>6123055
Then we can watch dbz together, ill make popcorn.
>>6123122
>tfw used to look like a manlet version of that at the height of my swimming years
I miss swimming but dam... Thank you spiro for killing my man muscles
God dammit I thought I could escape Leicester on /mtfg/ I need alcohol to forget that Spurs match.
>>6123109
They're icky tbdesu
>>6123095
;_;
>>6123128
fucking prude
>>6123094
When I checked they said my t levels were low but I don't think so.
100mg cypro just isn't enough.
>>6123145
I don't think they would lie to you
>>6123145
Get the numbers if you don't believe them. I'm on 100mg spiro and it's doing the job.
>>6123122
Ugh, gross. (Well, not to my tastes anyways; I guess if you like that then enjoy?) Besides we're talking about dick versus vagina, not guy-body versus girl-body.
Hi butts
hello
>>6123168
I love you
>>6123168
How's the weight loss going?
>>6123166
>>6123168
Hi
>>6123150
You never know.
>trusting people
>>6123194
Ask for a copy of the results then. You are entitled to see them.
these fucks pass better than I do
>>6123195
I'll ask when i'm there or ask for new ones, it was quite some time ago I took them.
>>6123197
It's all in your head senpai, a huge part of passing is confidence! Be more confident!!
>>6123184
That sounds doable. Go to the park with your nieces and nephews and walk about.
>>6123197
I'd fuck the one on the right
she looks up for it
>>6123197
>those legs
cis guys pass better than me
>>6123212
Heels make your legs look like that. As long as your not fat you could have that too.
>>6123212
It's probably shopped thou, lets be real
>>6123212
Same tbhon.
>>6123145
Why do you think your testosterone is high?
>>6123212
if you're going to feel like shit, feel like shit over cis girls
not guys who had the entirety of the hollywood makeup and wardrobe department at their disposal
>>6123218
that's why I wear heels in girl mode desu senpai
plus they make my ass look good and my walk way more feminine
>>6123197
>tfw your painful mental illness is a joke for normies.
>>6123231
>>6123234
>tfw 5'10" in heels.
>tfw a mtmm (male to manlier man)
i thought estrogen was supposed to make you feminine
>>6123237
I know right
>>6123241
estrogen can't fix your crazy
>>6123102
#1 biggest /mtfg/ myth: You can escape being a hon is you start out young.
I know more young hons from this place than old hons. The logic is simple because there are more young people than old people. The rate of hondom stays roughly the same.
I did a thing.
>>6123240
I'm over 6 in heels but fuck it, I actually think they help me pass better.
Here is a heel guide for all you basic bitches.
>>6123237
iktf
>>6123240
>tfw 5'10 on solid ground
>>6123240
>tfw 5'10" in flats
Check your privs moap
>>6123248
Are we posting these?
>>6123225
Because I look like a man and hrt does nothing.
>>6123248
Should I craft a bizzaro rag?
>>6123251
> I actually think they help me pass better.
this sad hon delusion
sad
>>6123251
I like mary janes and flats. i won't wear anything else.
and my flats are almost always chucks lol
>>6123255
Wh-whoa...
Candy says, "I've come to hate my body
And all that it requires in this world"
>>6123251
>not wearing flat ankle boots
>>6123218
I'm 5'8. Wearing even short heels would make me tall as fuck I think.
>tfw ur going to portland to hold hands with the cutest trip
>>6123251
Where are the Uggs?
>>6123262
a what?
>>6123265
The only thing I'm more comfortable in than mary-janes are army boots. All real leather, obviously. Espadrilles, spartans or low top canvas sneakers in summer, though.
>>6123278
>boots
>>6123286
Do you even cardstone
>>6123251
My favorite are platform wedges and platforms with thick heels. I just wish i was like 5' so I could wear them and still be cisgirl heights.
>>6123255
It's true, heels are pretty hot though, especially platforms...
>>6123256
>>6123257
I should probably check my privilege...
>>6123265
I like Mary Janes a lot, but I find them kind of uncomfortable. I wear moccasins normally because they so easy and comfy.
>>6123285
In the trash where they belong. Right next to Crocs and moonboots.
>>6123231
I need to learn what a feminine walk is, I'm afraid of even trying to go out in girlmode because I'm scared I'd be walking like a manly man x.x
>>6123241
Check your levels, but I think it might just be in your head senpai...
>>6123246
Stop killing dreams please.
Killing dreams is killing girls who might pass someday.
>>6123256
>>6123257
I-is this really that bad? Do I just live in a place with tall people, or have I been deluding myself for sanity's sake?
>>6123263
Don't bully the Kayla >:c
>>6123272
>tfw you still think you don't pass
>>6123289
You can tuck your skinny jeans into them
Hi :33333
>>6123295
>You dress like a sissy emulating the 50's.
Plaid shirts and blue jeans are 1950's sissy clothes? Get the fuck over yourself rawr.
>>6123303
I'm still on the toilet
>>6123284
Which trip is the cutest?
>>6123292
you said something that wasn't just Rag, I was confused, it's not my fault
What kind of deck are you planning to run? The meta hasn't really settled enough to know what's overall good.
>>6123305
w-why tho
>>6123295
People should just wear whatever looks good to them desu, or if they're truly based whatever's comfy.
>>6123298
W-wow I keep spamming. Damn.
>>6123284
l-lewd
>>6123272
>last time I wore them I had a few guys whistle and a black lady call me fine
meanwhile inside kayla's delusional racist mind
>>6123296
kek you should
>>6123298
It could be worse. I was actually taller for a while idk what happened. cough eatingdisoreder cough. Also I do seem to be smaller frame and just in general of most guys so that makes me happy
>>6123306
me with long hair is p cute
Roger that Command. Ramping up testosterone patrols, Martial law in effect. Estrogen to be shot on sight.
>>6123308
Lightlord. I wanna use an annoying as fuck healing deck.
>>6123306
I don't do cute, but I'm definitely the most beautiful. And I'll definitely smash my mirror the day it tells me otherwise. Er, wrong apple... Nevermind.
>>6123326
Potc's father?
>tfw no friend to help you go fulltime and then go do fun stuff togheter with
>tfw no friend
>>6123316
you did have really nice hair
>>6123322
Tirion is better.
>>6123334
I already have that nigga
>>6123323
Still hoping i'll get smaller desu but that's probably wishful thinking
>tfw 40 inch ribcage circumference
>>6123251
>says the queen basic bitch
>>6123326
LMFAO
YEAH, YOU'RE THE CUTEST
HAHAHAHA
>>6123330
You push away everyone who tries to be your friend
>>6123335
then get sylvannas
lightlord sucks
>>6123306
Me, duh.
>>6123155
How long have you been on that dosage? im on 75mg right now, told to up to 100 in a couple days. Its only been a few weeks, but i really haven't noticed anything at all. im probably just being impatient but how long did it take before you had any noticeable difference?
>>6123348
heres clownface talking shit again, as usual. It ties back to your daddy issues, doesn't it?
>>6123327
VN? I never liked uncle Ho that much. I'm more of a titist. And I guess anyone in for more communist innuendo is welcome.
>>6123345
I have all the previous sets legendaries. You're beginning to sound like one of these no fun allowed faggots. Lose my number.
>>6123326
A-are you trying to make a silly face here?
>>6123327
I'm doing okay, got back a bad test and was feeling depressed, but I'm feeling a lot better because /mtfg/ makes me happy ^-^
How about you?
>>6123330
Same, let's be friends!
>>6123331
Hi gem!
>>6123336
Never give up on your dreams! >u<
>>6123337
She actually kinda passes o.o
>>6123338
36, but similar pain. Still, there's clothes for us, we'll be okay! :3
>>6123326
lookin like a dollar store discount nigella lawson
>>6123338
I'm only 30 - are you really fat?
>>6123364
yayy that's good
I got less than 5 hours of sleep =w=
>>6123347
I was on that dosage for over a month when I got my last bloodwork done which revealed my test being lower than average for cis girls my age. So I've been on it since the beginning and will be until I get my bloodwork done again in June.
It's up to you and what your body needs. I started with low test, so a low dosage is all I'll need.
>>6123299
>tucking jeans
lame
>>6123326
Why does this old hon always post pictures of herself where she pretends that she passes, while using a masculine and condescending tone to others?
Is this a /mtfg/ meme or revenge or something? Or is this just another case of 4chan displaying that it is an autism magnet of uncomparable proportions?
I never post in here, but I see her posts from time to time on the front page.
>>6123372
Smh marathon man. I expected more from u
>>6123362
I'm sorry I play to win.
>>6123374
Oh sorry I'm a young girl so I wear stylish cut jeans. I haven't reached mom jeans age yet.
>>6123376
she's spent this year as an inpatient as a psychiatric hospital
>>6123376
Woah, calm down and have a bucket hon.
>>6123376
It's a hon. This is what they do.
>>6123364
I'll never stop dreamin
>>6123348
You know what's cute? Caitlyn Jenner looks like that and she's 40 years older than you. You're already showing signs of age and you're only 25, lets hope you can afford a good plastic surgeon by the time you're 65.
>>6123382
hey mom jeans go over the waist numb nuts, I only wear hip huggers
>>6123355
I didn't say anything.
>>6123390
You are 31 years of age.
>>6123343
Who have I ever pushed away?
Everyone just hates me because i'm a gross hon.
>>6123391
Better start making those dollars drag face. The clock is ticking, tick, tick. Time to take out your fleshlight and jerk it for old men.
>>6123384
Yup, I'm officially coocoo. Didn't stop me from managing a full transition. I'm that good. (And beautiful. Did I mention that already?)
>>6123397
are you Marathon Anon?
>>6123389
Are you talking about the pic of Angelina or the actual poster?
>>6123392
my schedule is going to bed at like 9am xD so I don't really have one to mess up
Mayb I'll be able to go to sleep earlier tonight though
>>6123390
you're wearing bootcuts with pumps you fucking spastic.
>>6123397
Hi!! I'll let it slide this time. I've decided that if I can't be conventionally attractive with cis girl proportions I'm just going to work on being a hot tranny. So, lots of facial surgery, boob job, and butt lift. Probably some lipo
>>6123382
>tfw you prefer long skirts and look like a librarian or someone's mom
>>6123410
and? I only have them because they are hand me downs, what pants should I buy?
>>6123285
I was walking around in pretty much pic related at the last con I went to, with my boyfriend. I felt normie as fuck and stuck out like a sore thumb.
>>6123297
Wearing uggs is like wearing a cloud, and they're adorable.
>>6123316
All these privs I have as a tranny, who would have known.
>>6123383
Pretty good, Im gonna go over to my boyfriends house in a couple hours and help him clean, his father is getting into town tomorrow.
I'm scared and nervous to meet him.
>>6123400
It's not very befitting of a 32 year old to lie about their age
im really confused by this result
>>6123399
Maybe they were assuming you were a different anonymous poster?
>tfw you will never pound kayla's juicy ass
>>6123391
I can't help think she was nowhere near beautiful enough to play Gia whenever I see her face. She sure knew all about being an addict, though.
>>6123413
>low pumps
>I'm better then basic
where are your high heels?
>>6123413
try skinnies which hug you down to the ankle rather than any cut that leaves extra material flapping about at the bottom.
>>6123423
you look pretty cute..
>>6123388
You know, after getting used to you I'd completely forgotten your namesake lmao
>>6123399
I love you, let's be friends!
>>6123400
I doubt that but without recent pics I guess you might be right. Still, there are ugly/masculine girls out there, why not just try it out and see if it goes okay?
>>6123404
Why didn't you just hire somebody to make sure you ate?
Did the hospital at least provide you hormones?
>>6123409
Take better care of yourself, okay? Youth isn't forever and you should be kind to your body.
Or, like, do whatever you want x3
>>6123412
>nerd elanna
mean!
And long skirts are fine lol, don't worry about it.
>>6123364
hi
>>6123432
thnx >__<
>>6123391
So I tried to tell my dad I wanted to go into porn and he beat me for three hours straight, how did your father react when you told him and how can I get him to look me in the face again"?
>>6123402
Oh no, another comment about how much money I make... I'm truly devastated...
>>6123251
>peep toe
who thought that was a good idea?
>>6123404
I guess men can look beautiful, it sounds weird to say though
>>6123414
I should start watermarking my Asukas so I know which ones you steal from me.
>uggs
I need to get a pair of those.
>>6123404
Why does your face look like the saw mask guy
>>6123412
I 100% thought that this post was Elanna until I noticed the name and image title.
>>6123412
I wore a long skirt recently and my mom said I look like a librarian. That's a thing?
>>6123432
I deliberately starved myself, you know. Was so burnt out by work I just wanted to die. And yes, I made sure the hospital would give me a single room at no additional charge, that the staff would be instructed to use my female identity in front of other patients and that HRT was to be maintained no matter what before signing myself in. I'm insane but I'm not stupid.
>>6123414
kek so many
>>6123432
My what?... what?
>>6123450
>tfw only 5'10" and get told I'm tall all the fucking time :(
>>6123434
hey gem
Hello. I'm An alien we are here for Robin
>>6123416
Wait, she was 31 just a minute ago, did Kayla have a birthday?
>>6123457
Isn't that a good old euphemism for lesbian? (Worth1000 word filter flashback, sorry...)
>>6123462
faggot im waiting
>>6123466
Its about fucking time, did you pick up the milk like i asked?
are bad dads a prerequisite to being trans
>>6123438
After 5 years making a fortune with your fist wrapped around your dick you still haven't been able to pay for a single operation. You jerk it girl, keep jerking it to buy pizza yaaaaaaas
>>6123412
>nerd Elanna
Wow rood
>>6123464
Same, friends and family seem to like to mention "wow you're tall"
>>6123450
Well, I'm glad you like your height, it's always better to accept yourself than to hate things you can't change. Sorry you feel like you stick out at times, I hope that fades away :3
>>6123456
>6123456
Oh my god >~<
>>6123457
Apparently, but I haven't heard it that much. I don't like long skirts cuz I'm a brat LOL
>>6123458
Oh, I didn't realize that you were trying to kill yourself that way :c Glad you're alive today then! And it was good you were smart enough to make your sign-in conditional, too many people get screwed over by those psych types.
>>6123462
M-madotsuki? Did I say something wrong or are you roleplaying or something, or did you actually never play Yume Nikki?
I"m sorry ;_;
>>6123472
Oh yeah, if you really wanna get my attaniotn message me on steam. Also, how does pot of greed work?
im agp and need a gf
northern california girls please apply here:
>>6123451
Im tired and my body hurts
>>6123484
draw 3 cards
ffs
>>6123477
My dad isn't bad.
>>6123473
We could only find chromosome modifiers from the udders of the space cow from Gilese 81c
>>6123481
You really didn't seem much taller than me. I don't get it.
>>6123493
Are you Maddie's gf?
>>6123482
Oh kek i'm retarded. I've played yume nikki to death. I know the whole game better than the back of my hand. Madotuski is my waifu4laifu.
>>6123490
Pretty sure it's draw three cards discard two card
>>6123499
That's Graceful Charity
>>6123499
its draw one card give your opponent 1000LP
how have you not learned how to play ygo at this point
could you be any more of a shitter
>>6123477
In practice it seems like it, but there's at least one girl here with a tolerant father.
>>6123488
C-can you take a nap now? Or is there a reason you can't do that? Also, I hope you get to relax and like, take a bath or something tonight. Feel better soon~
>>6123493
What happened to that whole thing with your brother btw?
>>6123499
I still have yet to finish it, I only play it when I'm super duper depressed lol.
>>6123481
>tfw you will always be expected to be the big spoon with women
Just fuck my life
>>6123445
Have you never seen Michaelangelo's David? That's one of the most beautiful depictions of the human form ever made.
>>6123449
I have so many Charlotte, literally hundreds upon hundreds. Every time I see an Asuka I dont have I save it.
>>6123450
No he's gonna be staying in a hotel, but yeah its my first time meeting him. He normally is all the way out in California but he's coming in for my boyfriends senior recital, his aunt and uncle are coming too but Im not nearly as scared of them as I am his dad. Im just horrified at the thought of, "What if his Dad doesn't like me?" I think this is just me projecting though since my own father doesn't like me.
>>6123462
I wasn't even aware, otherkin and demisexuals are the ones who really have it rough, we should make safe places just for them.
>>6123508
isn't that upstart goblin?
>>6123367
I about 40 pounds overweight but I doubt that's really effecting my ribcage much, since I can feel the ribs almost directly under the skin, it doesn't feel like there's any fat there at all except around the breast of course.
>struck by another wave of hopeless despondency
>all these years lost to depression already
>can't see a future
>feel so alone
>stay in bed all day exasperatedly crying into pillow and googling for some good stiff rope to hang from
I ate one meal in the evening before dragging myself back to bed.
Decided to sleep in my 2nd corset mock-up, so that the physical discomfort it causes, pushing in my man-ribs, could offer a distraction.
Contemplated my potential to one day usurp the throne of butt from Kari once her hrt has leveled off and I've caught up.
Took a bong hit and put this on
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DoxUiqUpkw4
and just sat there. I have photos of me in my youth scattered about. Photos of me with family that I stole from my mum when she kicked me out. I had smoked that bowl to get comfy with hitting rock bottom. I wasn't expecting to be hit by renewed determination to push through this for me, while I'm completely blazed.
>>6123479
>implying I've been camming for even 3 years, let alone consistently
Why do I seem to threaten you so much?
>>6123477
My dad has some problems but in balance I think he's pretty good.
>>6123524
Hey my dad wont even let me in the house I really need your help, how did you reconcile with your father? I don't know what to do.
>>6123494
Gliese 581 c?! That milk tastes so gamey though why didnt you stop at Gliese 581 e? At least then we could have gotten a new bath mat.
Post your music:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Mzb-w3qgJt0
>>6123528
edie's father is dead anon
>>6123514
piece of shit
>>6123515
no Upstart Goblin is when you lose 1000LP, and for each difference of 2000LP your opponent has over you, you draw one card. Where did you learn to play yugioh?
>>6123477
My father is a wonderful caregiver and provider, I'm just a bad child for failing him and not living up to what he wanted from me.
>>6123477
my dad's just a bit hard to relate to.
the step-dad i had in my early teens was an abusive sociopath though. I wanted to cut his throat while he slept. I didn't care about the legal repercussions, I was just scared I'd walk up to their room thinking he was asleep and he'd be awake and catch me with a knife.
>>6123536
>Where did you learn to play yugioh?
you're mom
>>6123538
wtf why are you saying this I thought you helped people here, please give me some actual advice
>>6123538
ROFL
>>6123533
Clever. Solid 8/10
>>6123477
Nah my dad is alright
>>6123517
Even a little fat a long way around can make a difference, try losing the extra pounds and measuring again.
>>6123522
I was prepared to write comforting words, but then I read that you got newfound determination. That's good! I'm sorry that the hopelessness hit you that hard, it's truly awful when that happens... But still, it's good that you had weed and photos to help you pick yourself back up! Don't lose, okay!?
>>6123528
Threaten to bash his fucking face in ;3
>>6123532
https://soundcloud.com/lunachai/luna-chai-x-koala-not2day
>>6123533
LMAO
>>6123512
Right? The world needs to be a safe place for the otherkin to roam wild
>>6123515
pfff this fuckin guy
>>6123536
9/11
>>6123542
Wtf
mods
ban this piece of shit
fucking reported
never fucking reply to me again
>>6123545
ask a troll question get a troll answer maybe
>>6123534
Thank god, he never had to see his son become a drag queen or a hoe.
>>6123481
>mfw I'm taller than everyone on my mom's side.
>everyone.
I get that a lot :(
>>6123532
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Im1gkGLXY0o&list=RDXsv6xG52wnA&index=8
>>6123512
> I think this is just me projecting though
I think that if he likes his son, he's gonna have a hard time disliking you.
>>6123477
>bad dads
I have a shitty mom and an apathetic dad, does that count?
>>6123553
lol
>>6123248
do you really think your intelligence is a 9?
>>6123555
A drag queen hoe
>>6123555
>tfw wondering how father feels about his eldest taking it up the butt
>>6123552
was an inside job
its fucking common knowledge at this point, you're not being clever
kys
>>6123536
>Not knowing your Upstart Goblins
>>6123538
Okay you've been doing this since I got back, what's the deal with the Angelina Jolie avatarfagging?
>>6123569
I'm an old poster who barely comes here. I think I have said hi to you a few times.. If not hi
>>6123569
Why do you need to apply o-o;;
>>6123569
>I have to apply for jobs
ew, good luck >n<
Hope you at least find a good one!
>>6123568
>not knowing that pot of avarice is the best draw card
>>6123578
um no xd thats the real upstart
>>6123578
not good
>>6123581
isnt avarice banned now?
its good shit
upstarts good for super fast/cheese decks
theyre both damn good lol
>>6123580
Kys homo guro loving faggot
>>6123581
Jar>Pot
>>6123477
>>6123477
My dad loves me, both my parents do. They taught me to love others. I figure if I can give that to those who weren't so lucky then I can make life a little more fair.
>>6123581
>not knowing most power card blue eyes white dragon
>>6123496
I'm definitely taller than you though.
>>6123512
I'm sure he'll like you, why wouldn't he? It sounds a bit like projection to me as well yeah.
>>6123559
>have you gotten taller?
Another good one :')
>>6123511
Clearly, the solution is to date men :^)
>>6123477
My dad is awesome, definitely not.
>>6123477
It seems like parental issues with either parent or both are really common. I'm alright with my dad but I've got mommy issues. :/
>>6123570
I just like what she stands for.
>>6123581
>not having a burn deck and using graceful vharity and monster reborn in conjunction
Pls
>>6123563
>TFW my intelligence is a tested 9.99...
And I really wouldn't wish that on anyone.
>>6123594
Oh thank you so much<3 but I know her and she's just joking around
>>6123594
Dude u gotta be kidding
me and Chijo r like this
imagine me doing like a finger crossing motion
>>6123563
Do you think my mouse slipped or something, or are you just making sure you can count to 9?
>>6123593
>Have you gotten taller?
>Are you sure you're not 6' yet?
Every. Fucking. Thanksgiving. It's really pissing me off.
>>6123599
you are mom
>>6123552
I might be saving up for extensive surgeries and have already spend thousand on therapy, endos, blood tests, hormones, hair removal and the like, but Im just not as authentic as these girls on tumblr who cut their hair short and declare themselves a demiboy. I dont get the struggle they must go through, no one takes them seriously for some strange reason and its truly a social justice issue.
>>6123559
I'm an easy person to not get along with...
>>6123248
Be careful Charlotte, Asuka ends up sacrificed and eaten by dicks in the end.
>tfw boyfriend is Shinji
>>6123593
But I would never have thought "oh she's a tall person".
>>6123610
Jar of Avirice is the same with spell/trap cards
>>6123598
Is your dad really dead? Did he kill himself over you or is this just a polite way of saying you and him don't talk anymore? I really dont want to lose my father.
>>6123612
MOMS GONNA FREAK
srsly stop it im actually crying
>>6123598
both those cards are banned
lol
mado im in love with you
>>6123620
That must be newer than when I stopped playing
>>6123621
It happened a long time ago, back when they invaded... He was watching over the great wall....
That night....He was murdered.... by the hons...
>>6123616
Agreed, I can't even picture the discrimination and hardships they go through on a daily basis. Fuck soldiers, they're the real heros.
I gotta go though, promised some fag i'd duel em
>>6123626
o-oh.. whos you
>>6123626
iktf
>look in the mirror
>see a cute girl
>tfw your favorite card game stopped making stuff a decade ago
>tfw it's slightly niche so it's hard to find ways to play with other people
>tfw might just make a pc version myself so I can play it again
I'd probably have to brush up on the rules again since I haven't played in a long time
>>6123477
My dad's a pretty cool guy. My step-dad is pretty cool too
http://www.strawpoll.me/10114442
>>6123598
>you will never duel edie because she uses forbidden cards
>>6123597
Aww, I'm sorry. My parents split up and neither of them support my transition, but at least the one I live with isn't likely to directly oppose me.
Glad you're alright with your dad at least ^_^
>>6123600
Smarty-pants :p
>>6123604
Well there's my foot in my mouth~
I'll stop then, sorry lmao
>>6123608
S-sorry to you too :c
>>6123606
Getting your hours cut sucks, I hope you find a better job soon <3
>>6123624
oh, lol. Well memed with the pics and stuff, I guess!
>>6123631
took you long enough faggot
>>6123634
what game?
>>6123625
>>6123637
W-why would they ban those?
>hasn't played yugioh in 8 years
>tfw your favorite card game stopped making stuff a decade ago
What game? I'm a sucker for a good card game
>>6123631
secret, but i love you a lot
youre really cool and i want your tongue in my mouth
>>6123647
have had her tounge in my mouth
can confirm
p gr8
>>6123606
rip :(
>>6123610
dragons with future fusion was DUMB
>>6123644
Because those are over powered cards
>>6123633
I'm glad somebody here has a working set of eyes/brain ^.^
>>6123644
Because they're inherently unbalanced cards.They have no cost and HUGE rewards.
>>6123600
9.99 on what standard? It's a bad thing if it's IQ
>>6123644
Oh you know 'something something too powerful'
>>6123657
Future Fusion was a bs card to begin with
>mfw people talking about lame card games
Reminder that hearthstone is not a card game
>>6123669
please dont do that, anon who i think i know the identity of
>>6123659
>>6123662
>>6123664
TF? That's like banning my GT for being too mighty.
>>6123667
truth
>>6123609
Yup. I wish I could say it happens less frequently than that, but basically every time I see someone that I haven't seen in a while they ask if I've grown :(
>>6123617
Maybe because I don't have the tall skinny look, I'm kinda chunky so probably appear shorter.
>>6123619
Why do men freak you out? :(
>>6123664
http://www.strawpoll.me/10114486
>>6123630
So he did kill himself over you, Im so sorry.
>>6123677
Agreed
>>6123677
so are you on meth or coke atm? the last few days you've been acting weird
>>6123643
WWE Raw Deal. It's not for everyone, I just had a bunch of emotional attachment to it too. I got into it when I was really into wrestling and played in a bunch of tournaments for it. I wasn't that great but I had a lot of fun playing, especially because my bro and I were both into it and we'd enter into the same tournaments
Still have a bunch of decks I made and all of my cards
>>6123581
I miss Yugioh desu
>>6123566
>tfw dad thinks I'm probably a good upstanding christian young man when I'm really a degenerate
>>6123680
Neither lol
>>6123631
All soldiers do is expose themselves to their probable deaths and endure trauma on a daily basis so that we can live here in america. Those bastards, how dare they feed wallstreet and our corrupt government. I wish every soldier had to live as a servant to an otherkin for a year after their service- That would be real social justice.
>>6123675
I really like hearthstone and other online tcgs because you cant cheat in them.
>>6123641
It's okay, sweet you'd stand up for me<3 and how would you know lol
>>6123642
You and not letting me use banned cards.
>>6123647
Ohs.. I'm bad at this.. Are you the anon who said they loved me a few months ago?
>>6123632
aaaaaaaaaaaaa what
>>6123669
Don't senpai!
>>6123671
Pffft
>>6123676
I wonder who
>tfw I can't hold all these anons
>>6123679
>Why do men freak you out? :(
Idk maybe I'm just intimidated by them? I just can't get close to them because genital dysphoria and it's awkward and weird and ahhhhhh. I think things will be different post op for sure
>>6123686
most whores do eventually turn to hard drugs to get over the self loathing
>>6123538
ahaha
>>6123686
more like hilarious
>>6123702
>more like hilarious
that too but she doesnt seem like herself right now
>>6123698
>while shea snuggled up with you and breastfeed her
You're all nonpassing dudes, and that makes this super gross.
>>6123616
>easy person to not get along with
I have to disagree.
>eaten by dicks in the end
her punishment for stimulating them
>>6123679
I think that in my case, they have an imprint of me in their minds from back when I was actually happy. You know, before T fucked up my body.
Needless to say, I haven't been happy around them for a while.
>>6123693
>you cant cheat in them
I just like that there's luck involved. I've had some of my most satisfying victories in tournaments come out of pure chance.
>>6123593
Its probably projection and I know hell probably like me but I still just sit here terrified about it. Theres just so much that could go wrong if he didn't like me...
Me and boo decided that if a vape is a mouth fedora then a dragon dildo must be a butt fedora. Discuss
>>6123711
>hons speak
>>6123711
i pass sometimes...
>>6123694
>tfw Mado calls me sweet
>>6123700
Nah, it's to cope with the slutshaming. Slutshaming should be a capital offense desu.
>>6123686
I've been doing lines off of Faye's ass t b h.
>tfw no gf to choke on my penis
>>6123716
no. Vapes and fedoras are things that autistic numales think make them cool.
Dragon Dildos are actually hip and stylin for non-normies.
>>6123721
I bet your daddy would be so proud
>>6123721
How dare you steal my BF away from me
>>6123721
I am worried for faye now
you are so unpredictable sometimes
you flit from helpful to bitchy and I have a feeling you are going to end up cheating on her
I just hope you dont end up physically assaulting her
ok, fuck you guys for being really cool. You're keeping me from writing an essay that's due in an hour. I'll be back laterrr baiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii :3
> ily elanna
>>6123655
ripperoni and cheese
>tfw too manly to function
>>6123728
Don't worry
Edie with dump Faye just like she did with her exes
>>6123725
>>6123712
Can't say there has been. I mean yeah but nah. Are you also that anon who posted that picture to me?
>>6123719
~~
>>6123716
Vapes aren't even mouth fedoras. They're very mainstream and most of the people who use them are middle aged and just trying to quit regular ciggies.
The fedora tier ones are the ones that look like custom build lightsabers.
tldr your thesis needs work
>>6123735
Why is jolie so hideous?
>>6123737
>implying im not also an anon that loves you
>>6123724
Yeah but nah I mean nah its a butt fedora, people own loads, obsess about them.There's a weird subculture about it and they're frankly embarrassing
thinking about poo
>>6123743
>>6123739
her jaw
if you ignore that shes really not, but by mtfg standards her jaw wouldnt pass, just like olivia wilde
mom lost her shit over jon snow getting resurrected by melisandre
lmao
[spoiler]the books are better[/spoiler]
>>6123750
I only molly and bff love u tho :3
meme'd
>>6123739
her shitty personality
>>6123737
i dont know what picture youre talking about
i just dont have the guts to ask you out and get rejected
>>6123739
Her square jaw is uncommon on females (even though it means it developed properly).
>>6123751
Hi. Make me a elf girl pls
>>6123746
Yeah, but vaping is a lot more in your face, sometimes literally. You're also probably not gonna show off your collection of dildoes to anyone.
>>6123752
>jon snow getting revived by melisandre
yeah that was the most predictable thing in the history of anything
aleast azor ahai is on the scene now
>>6123751
That's what's so stupid about "passing standards" it's so much more than looks that constitute passing and women can have masculine features and still be women...
>>6123728
>>6123733
>implying I treat strangers the same way I do my girlfriend
I'm consistent with her because I care about her. I don't need to be that way to you.
>>6123752
It's time for Winterbowl!
>>6123766
>masculine features on women
Classic comedy
>>6123713
You'd be surprised again, a lot of people dislike me for some reason.
Also
>Her punishment for stimulating them
Victim blaming D:
I see people bitching about RNG in video games and Im like are you serious? You hate dice? Wtf is wrong with you?
>>6123731
being able to function is a masculine trait, true women are helpless.
>>6123768
Ayyy edies consistently nice to me
>>6123768
Tell that to your exes, clownface
>>6123698
kek
>>6123768
okay well I hope you can keep your word
>>6123721
Living the dream
>>6123771
How many men do you know with a square jaw? Less than 5% of the world has a properly developed facial structure.
>>6123768
Don't worry you are consistently awesome.
>>6123780
Congratulations, you've earned the respect of a drag queen prostitute who is literally doing lines off of an old mans ass right now.
>>6123784
You are poopy
>>6123759
grrm needs to come finish winds of winter already so i can have something to read while recovering from having my dick mutilated.
>>6123780
>>6123788
I do try.
>>6123782
I didn't care about my ex's feelings at all. That's why I dumped them.
>>6123775
I guess i'm really trutrans then because I can't even help myself pass.
>tfw there are a lot of people way worse off than me and my features and stats arent even that bad except for being overweight but i'm too retarded and neet to fix myself
>>6123752
As much as I wanted Jon Snow to be back reviving him so soon and making it so anti-climatic was bad for the show. I'm just waiting for him to not be himself and be EVIL JON SNOW ZOMBIE now.
>>6123795
>i didn't care about my ex's feelings at all
>you have to be together before being exes
>she doesn't care about anyone she's with
thank you for admitting how shit you are
>>6123800
Faye got some random gay hoe to do lines off his junk, nothing unusual really.
>>6123754
welp
>>6123756
Guess that was a diff anon.. Shouldn't be afraid anon, what'll happen happens. But I am kinda with someone. Still would be nice to know !
>>6123793
>tfw he has to ask the fans to remind him of his own lore
he prolly gonna die before that happens
>>6123793
>dick mutilated
when is that happening?
congratulations
also I think grrm will probably end up getting it out by the start of next year
>>6122381
It's hard to even make what's considered a good guess with what you provided. Can't you trace your face in Krita or something on a new layer? Erasing your face and leaving thick lines makes it difficult.
Your skull would have been big as a girl. So what? You realize that if you started as a pubescent child it still wouldn't have affected your ability to pass.
>i demanded i have my hair short.
That was you being retarded. Did you demand the haircuts as well, or did you just make sure the when you did get them that they were short?
>>6123803
zombies can still be pretty hot desu
I'm transcis
I'm a cis woman in a transwoman's body
>>6123696
Awe, like their genitalia makes genital dysphoria worse? That makes sense, I do hope it improves post op.
>>6123715
There's a lot that could go wrong but the chances of that are pretty low. Just relax and b urself and I bet that it will go well.
>>6123713
That sort of goes without saying ;_;
>>6123729
Bye Charlotte!
>>6123812
>But I am kinda with someone.
goodbye world
>>6123803
Keeping him dead would have achieved nothing. It was a good call to end the siege quickly and get him walking and talking so he can do stuff.
No need to play silly buggers, we all knew it was coming.
>>6123775
I dont understand, if you have such a low opinion of women- why did you transition?
>>6123820
lmao how is that different from just being a transwoman?
>>6123820
That's just called being a tranny degenerate
>>6123812
>he prolly gonna die before that happens
>tfw D&D's fanfiction is the last we'll hear of Westeros
;_;
>>6123820
No you are a poo in a human body
if i start dating men without disclosing my penis what are the chances i'll get lucky and find someone to murder me?
>>6123819
I don't care if he's hot, they dropped some really lame foreshadowing the revival went wrong. He didn't wake up immediately, Melissandra said the last guy she saw it happen to wasn't himself, it's gonna be lame.
>>6123831
Yeah but it just feels cheap that it happened this way. And they did NEED to revive him because without him there aren't really many people to root for left and that makes the show pretty uninteresting. I mean yeah I guess seeing a buncha cunts slaughter each other is cool but I need someone to get invested in.
>>6123846
Pretty low on getting lucky, but pretty high on getting murdered. Chances of both with the same guy are pretty dismal.
>>6123829
hmm
>>6123830
Noooo anonn! just talk to me..
>>6123839
rip...
>>6123853
the murder is the lucky. i want a death outside of my hands, not sex
>>6123854
>>6123855
nice
>>6123842
What is this meme? I must have missed when it started
>>6123854
>>6123855
dude you are coked as fuck, heres hoping you get a heart attack and I never have to see you post again.
>>6123847
Why does it feel "cheap"? Why would it be better to wait until half the series has gone?
>>6123830
dont worry, he's just crushing on someone elses girl, and they're a couple who often get back together and break up
he'll be yours by the end of the month.
>>6123847
your opinion on things are horrible
>>6123803
nope, his death means he is now neo and kills the waves of wightwalkers single handedly with longclaw
>>6123843
>2 weeks
wow, so soon
congratulations.
I hope you have a fast recovery.
>>6123870
>WOOOAAAHHHH JON SNOW IS DEAD cliffhanger to end the season
>lol no he's not we brought him back really easily 2nd episode
>>6123847
>Yeah but it just feels cheap that it happened this way.
Cheaper than keeping Davos and the others locked up in a room with his body for half a season? What would you have preferred?
>>6123854
>>6123855
Her electronic devices are trying to communicate with one-another through reaction images. The machines have learned all we have to teach.
RIP Edie - you were consistently one of my favourite trips before the machines took you.
>>6123868
dude you are coked as fuck, heres hoping you get a heart attack and I never have to see you post again.
>>6123877
what even happpened to the dude/lady who wrote those anyways?
>>6123868
dude you are coked as fuck, heres hoping you get a heart attack and I never have to see you post again.
>>6123879
just stop before you continue to reveal how stupid you are
>>6123879
And you want a cliffhanger that everyone knows the answer to extended? Why is that better?
>>6123797
You really can't get any more tru-trans then that, only a man can fix you, didn't ya know? Watch your disney movies like a good girl.
>>6123824
I'll try, fear is the mind killer, right? Im such an anxious wreck over certain things, I guess fathers trigger me.
>this thread right now
>>6123882
you'd be surprised
just go after him
>>6123887
probably dead
the website has been down for two years
>>6123871
>tfw more like stealing someone else's girl
You know nothing. And the girl who she was with is an abusive cunt anyway
>>6123882
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa come on anon I don't bite. I can give you my steam and stuff
>>6123892
So, what do you think of the Sand Snakes?
>>6123861
I-I know, I was just joking with you because I don't want you to die anon ;_;
>>6123879
But everyone KNEW he was going to come back. Everyone paying half a dot of attention anyway.
I point to The Walking Dead for a comparison, which during the first half of their most recent season they teased an off screen death of a character who obviously wasn't dead. And week after week they kept them maybe dead, and week after week people got more and more fed up with this pointless tease, while the character did nothing nowhere.
Jon's back and that's good. The scene in which it happened did a good job of making it look like it could go either way too.
>>6123895
>him
Fucking yume isn't it.
>>6123903
I kinda like you more than Yume since they turned into a drug dealer or something and lost their trip.
aha. It appears that orgasm is the solution to my dysphoria. So long as I masturbate once a day. I don't have to transition. I win.
>>6123897
And she's been an abusive cunt for the entire time they've been dating and a cheater, and she keeps "leaving" and coming back. It's not going to happen. It's like a game to the both of them, and honestly, they deserve each other. I know far more than you think, and I'm telling you, you're making a mistake. It's hardly your problem, it's hers.
>>6123900
thanks anon, but you don't know me. if you did you'd probably hate me for being so depressed while having things so good
>>6123913
yes I am sure that will work
>>6123913
Talk to /agpgen/, they're the next phase in your delusion, and they'll tell you just how well your strategy works.
>>6123897
Could I get your Steam Mado?
>>6123910
Why did Yume drop trip? Was it because he got exposed as just being another chaser?
>>6123927
Oh no you don't. I masturbate on pure willpower alone. No thoughts are fetishised and my brain plasticity is wired to the physical sensation. If I'm not trans using this method then I have successfully won. AGP isn't even a thing here. AGP can be repressed with no side effects anyone. Cause it's not trans.
>>6123924
But it does work.
>>6123902
I only accept snugglebucks from Faye.
>>6123945
There is no such thing as AGP.
>>6123945
forgot pic, this is legit, from
>>6123945
I don't see how it's agp when masturbaiing to the feeling of getting a handjob. This is great though. Using the neuro plasticity of the brain I can literally rewire everything. I should have used masturbation long ago.
>>6123952
Drop me a skype or an email and we can talk in private about it, Id make it worth your while. You know you wan
>>6123954
>There is no such thing as AGP.
i mean there definetely is, lmao, whether ot not its a bad thing or those people should be ostracized is totally seperate. i don't think there's anything wrong with being AGP but its definetely a thing that people transition for sexual reasons.
>>6123922
Nah, I literally hate only two people, and that's because of years of mutual animosity. I'd probably still love you, even if you were a depressed millionaire with supportive friends and family and you passed perfectly. I'm a hate-free person for the most part, and I really don't want you to die :c
>>6123943
No idea lol, apparently they had to grow dope or something.
>>6123952
>feeding into his T-driven autism
>>6123947
>But it does work.
until it doesn't
>>6123910
She's wacko
>>6123916
There's no shame! its cute that you have a crush on me. I really wanna talk to you idk why
>>6123917
I can understand that though, when you love someone such much you can't help it even when they treat you like utter shit. I've been in her shoes.She's so cute and so sweet. I'm giving her the benefit of the doubt here. She's been faithful and doesn't wanna be with her anymore. She says she's mine.
>>6123942
Yusshh http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198042771031
>>6123943
Cause I rekt her into being anon.
>>6123961
So problem solved. All I have to do is keep masturbating to hold off the trans feels and I WIN
HAHAHAHA ANON ALWAYS FINDS A WAY OUT
>>6123964
>depressed millionaire with supportive friends and family and you passed perfectly
pretty close tbqh
>>6123960
My shemail is [email protected]
>>6123972
>rekt her
This is why I rarely hang here.
Too many whiney bitches.
Take shit too serious.
Drama everywhere.
Fuck
>>6123972
You're deluded. But good luck with your inevitable failure of a cross country relationship.
>>6123969
Look it's some kind of magic hormone. But it works. If I fap. All those feelings of wanting to be a girl go away. Therefore I have beaten you all. So long as I fap. I will remain mentally cis
>>6123555
fucking sociopaths of the internet.
New thread
>>6123998
>>6123998
>>6123998
>>6124003
deleting
>>6123988
Your just flooding your brain with dopamine like any addict trying to escape their problems. Eventually it won't work anymore. Time to transition, save yourself the pain.
>>6123789
If thats drag shes failing. All i see is edie's day and night looks.
Late reply but im busy. Meh.
