Cis Lesbian General: Moving In edition
You're on your second date with a girl so it's time to move in together. Your place or hers? A house or an apartment or something else? How would you decorate the dream space for you and her?
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Old news: >>6061110
Theeadly reminder to filter sage and report all anime posters they are posters with Y chromosomes.
>>6070837
Y chromosome is toxic to society
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Reminder that Facebook anti-anime normies are more cancerous that fine cisbians that like cute anime girls, and also that transbians hijacked anime and is not our fault.
>>6070837
But if you spam the board why do you expect any help?
>>6070853
I don't spam the board you fucking retard.
>>6070791
>You're on your second date
>Second date
>Implying I'll ever get this far
>>6070847
>implying you're not a man
gonna need some timestamped proof, sir.
>>6070868
Haha sure you don't
>>6070877
I bet he won't even post a timestamp because all anime posters are men. Ten quid says he won't post proof.
>>6070877
It's the last day of my period so maybe later if you keep insisting, tranny.
>>6070877
>implying another poster is a man
Suspicious behavior desu. Gonna need a timestamp, sir.
>>6070890
>still insisting he has a period
Laying it on a little thick there, bro. We all know neo vaginas don't have periods.
when I die I'll finally get a gf
>>6070899
>asking another anon for a timestamp
Spotted the mutilated man
I need advice /lesgen/
I'm dating a woman now.
She is 5 years older than me and very submissive
Incredibly nice, charming, shy and funny one she overcomes her inhibition level.
But she comes with baggage.
2 kids, a clingy ex-husband from an arranged marriage and she's Muslim.
Also she is my charlady and on my paycheck...
God, how did things come to this...
>>6070905
Go shitpost in your own thread, gaymen.
>>6070914
holy shit anon, WHY?
Do you think she actually loves you? I can't even think of what advice to give you, that sounds so shitty, even more so that you're not married to her or her partner.
>>6070914
Well......are you okay with the situation? Are you okay with being a stepmom to her kids forever and dealing with the ex? I suppose if you have an issue with her being your maid, you can just give her a time period to find a job somewhere else.
>>6070936
>gaymen
Trannies here who harass lesbians are mostly straight men.
>>6070936
>being homophobic
>posting anime
Pretty much confirmed that you're a hetero dude. I'm a cis lesbian and I know what it's like to be gay. However you still have your hetero male mentality and that's why you're so homophobic. You may be able to chop off your body parts but you're still a dude. The lack of your timestamp proves it as well.
Threadly reminder to filter anime posters they're tlg shitposters.
>>6070951
And gaymen. I still don't understand why so many gaymen come to shit lesgen.
>>6070956
>muh ebil gay men boogeyman
It's only straight guys that think gays are trying to ruin lesgen. Literally gay men are afraid of vaginas and don't care about lesbians they have no reason to post here. Transbians on the other hand..
>>6070969
Fuck off faggot.
>>6070969
P much this. I smell transbanes here.
>>6070838
Wtf is that crawling baby thing on the shelf above the sink? What kind of ~aesthetic~ is that?
>>6070914
So what I'm getting at is you're fucking your muslim maid. I think you could do worse.
>>6070989
I remember a gay dude admitted he was shitposting in lesgen because he wanted to stoke the flames and push lesbians to hating the T since he was sick of the T. Then there was a straight guy who admitted he was just shitposting as a T because he had nothing to do. Then there are the regular shitposters who are really T.
The basic gist is that this claiming someone is a man to make them angry is a common tactic to hijack the thread. So stop taking the lure you pieces of shit.
>>6071008
I think it's relatively common that older households have little antiques like that. Not all heirlooms are pretty. I will be inheriting some ceramic pig figurines from mine.
>>6070791
Separate place all together to move in. Def apartment. Decorate simple whites/neutrals and pops of pastel color.
>>6071013
>The basic gist is that this claiming someone is a man to make them angry is a common tactic to hijack the thread. So stop taking the lure you pieces of shit.
This.
>>6070791
I can't imagine owning a home. Is that weird? I've just never seen the point. Yeah, you might get more privacy than an apartment and your own yard, but you also have to deal with a bunch of maintenance shit and extra cleaning and then a ton of extra burden if you ever need to relocate. I'm also not planning on having kids, so I don't need to think about having anything to pass on.
>>6070940
I work in a line of work, where detecting fraud is basically my bread and butter.
After many dates I figured she is too naïve to pull off cons. Also she has a very simplistic worldview, which stems from the fact that she grew up in that backward village until she got sold. Then she lived a loveless marriage until he threw her and the kids out of the house, because he found something even younger.
If she is smarter than me and this is all a con, then I can pack up my stuff.
Maybe she loves me back, maybe she is looking for a sugar mommy, wittingly or unwittingly. I don't even know if I love her or pity her. Love makes you do stupid things. Having a university decree doesn't protect you from that.
>>6070944
I am confused, I didn't expect to ever get into this kind of situation. Kids are quite charming. Nothing much 2 year old twins can do to you at this point. Husband is a piece of work. Despite kicking her out, he still surveils her, so we have to keep our relationship a secret. I have no problem with her working for me. Expect the part of her submissiveness, because I like to separate bed from work and I suspect, she doesn't.
>>6071034
You get in on that pussy?
>>6071057
Jesus Christ those claws. I think my vag just sealed.
>>6070791
>>6071027
Both have pros and cons, I think some people are just house people and some are apartment people just like some people prefer dogs to cats and stuff
I think the main difference is really the yard since on the inside houses and apartments are roughly the same, like
Do you need your own green space? Get a house with a garden
Fine with just some plants in your house or going to the park from time to time? Get an apartment
Considering getting a house with no garden? Kill yourself
>>6071057
yes
>>6070791
>house
lmao I'm not a millionaire
>>6071064
Better stock up on findoms. Or she had better be wicked with that tongue. Anyone experience a pierced tongue? Does it improve anything?
>>6071057
Trashy young girls? Really? I know I have shit taste myself, but that just made me puke a little.
>>6071069
Is she a screamer? Or does she just praise Allah?
>>6071082
I'm a big fan of sluts.
>>6071082
They have the same taste as 16yo me and I resent them reminding me of that embarrassment
>>6070791
In reality I really enjoy living on my own, and the only person I would ever give that freedom up for would be my qt gf.
>Your place or hers? A house or an apartment or something else?
I think I would like it best if we searched for a new place, so it can be a fresh start for the both of us. If one moved in with the other I feel like it's more of an invasion, and their place is already decorated after their own taste, so it's not a mutual decision.
I would prefer living in an apartment, somewhere near the centre of the city. A house might be fine for when we get older and more settled.
> How would you decorate the dream space for you and her?
I'm unsure. I like black and white interior, as in both the furniture and decoration. I would imagine our place to have a sleek, modern look to it, with displays of our interests to give it more individuality.
>tfw crush is into interior design as well and our place would just look so nice and comfy
>>6071095
You seem to assume that blurry photo of two random sloots is what I'm attracted to. Go ahead and pretty up the thread with your animu you piece of shit.
>>6071066
I like being loud and playing loud music when I'm drunk. Can't really do that in an apartment. Can't stomp around like I'm prone too. And where would I put my ~360 pounds of weights? I know I can pad the shit out of the floor but it still doesn't sound like a good idea. I'd feel terrible for the people living below me.
And what about sex? I had a shit enough time in dorms with that. Constant embarrassment when everyone knows what you're up to. I don't like the idea of having so many neighbors.
Currently renting a basement room. Besides the spiders it's pretty neat. I can't imagine living in an apartment. How do people deal with noise and so many neighbors?
>>6071034
Well she was treated like mindless property her entire life, so if you want a non-submissive gf it's going to take a loooooooooooooooooooooot of reprogramming.
>>6071113
It's pretty weird to just save pictures of random girls that don't appeal to you.
Anyone on the chat tonight?
And can someone post link? My make up is on point tonight and want to show off, basically.
hello lesgen I am woman straight , I like to watch anime yuri , the girls seem to me tender .
>>6071115
On the spider front, it's great when you're trying to fall asleep and you're woken up by a tickling in your ear. Reach up to get the hair out of your ear, BAM spider in your fingers. Go to clean inside your computer, BAM spiders eating your computer bugs. The little technomancers. You start to recognize what spiders eat other spiders, your allies in the war. My window is protected by my black widow lookalike spidersis. She's lived there for four years running. Started out a tiny little spec, now she's the size of an adult black widow. She eats those awful nasty wood louse spiders, those ones with the giant red fangs and flesh colored bodies. She's my little murderous hero.
I don't bring ladies to my spider hell pit.
>>6071157
Fuck off slut.
>>6071163
THIS MAKES ME SO UNCOMFORTABLE.
>>6071165
Calm down that much hatred
>>6071163
Pics of spiders pls. I want to see the fleshy ones.
Pic related, I dubbed it Leggy b/c I'm unique like that.
>>6071157
yes i am female lesbian and confirm anime girls seem to everyone tender
>>6071163
Yeah, I too have spiders as pet.
Usually they are in their favourite corner of my room. But I don't see them right now.
They will probably pop up, when I have visitors, those little rascals.
>>6071181
Spidersis only comes out at night. She's really shy. Any sign of danger and she crawls back into her hole in the window frame. I just cleaned up the dead bodies of her victims last week. One centipede, two earwigs, two June bugs, and one of those wood louse spiders.
Here's a mean fucker who is over an inch in size. Started wandering around my bathroom and freaking me out at night with its stupidly fast movements. I brought my dog downstairs to kill it for me. The battle was spectacular.
>>6071207
And then you say anime posters are autistic and have no life.
the Gartija Cnemidophorus
Reproduction
In some of the Cnemidophorus species, there are no males, and they reproduce through parthenogenesis. This is well known in bees and aphids, but is very rare in vertebrates. Those species without males are now known to originate through hybridization, or interspecific breeding. Occasionally, a mating between a female of one species and a male of another produces a parthenogen, a female that is able to produce viable eggs that are genetically identical to her own cells. The lizards that hatch from these eggs are thus also parthenogens that can again produce identical eggs, resulting in an asexual, clonal population. Parthenogenetic species resulting from a single hybridization are diploid (that is, they have two sets of chromosomes just as sexual species do), but sometimes these females mate with other males, producing offspring which are triploid (that is, they have three sets of chromosomes, or 50% more than equivalent sexual species; see polyploidy). Over 30% of the Cnemidophorus genus are parthenogenic.
>>6071207
>>6071212
>>6071124
I have some pictures of random dudes too and I am not at all attracted to those. It's more about what each image expresses. For the one with the thots it's the quintessential shallow "alternative" couple.
>>6071157
I like whatever structure of post this is. Reminds me of the "where were you when ___ died " meme.
>>6071207
>>6071181
Freaks get out! This is a comfy thread. You're making things uncomfortable.
>>6071207
These are the nasty woodlouse fuckers. They're big, fast, and are spawned from Satan's dick.
In that other picture you can see the spiders eyes catching the camera flash, it was that large.
>>6071212
How is keeping tabs of your 8 legged house mates autistic? Anime is fucking boring compared to the life and death struggle of the spidersis.
But if you want to talk anime I watched Memories of Marine yesterday. They spent half the fucking movie teasing the purest of lesbian love, then spent the second half shitting all over it. 10/10.
>>6071207
That...web was outside right? You don't just let them make shit like that inside your house?
>>6071235
It's reality, baby! If I didn't keep tab on these fucks it'd quickly decline into a "spiders? In MY vagina? What does it mean?" situation. You can't run from reality forever! Just like you can't run from the spiders. The young sloots in your pics won't save you during the spider wars.
>>6071243
It was in the unfinished laundry room in my bathroom. It was a sneaky fuck hiding out behind the machines during the day, then it'd stroll around my bathroom at night. I steam clean that area weekly these days.
>>6071222
A society of lesbian lizards , Yuritopia it's possible
>>6071222
They look so big in those pictures but are barely bigger than your thumb!
>>6071257
I don't understand even 10% of what you're saying.
>16 posters
>half of them are me
nice """"""community"""""" you smelly dykes
>>6071309
>implying I don't wear Arpege and smell delicious
>>6071329
Are str8 girls actually afraid of stupid shit or do they just pretend to be to manipulate str8 guys?
>>6071358
>>6071329
>>6071329
idk, I used to catch lizards and snakes all the time. In a girls-only environment the other girls were usually wary but curious, as long as I held the creature at a safe distance. They'd run screaming if I pretended to drop it though.
>>6071358
In my experience the reaction around guys is exaggerated for some and not others. We were all legit terrified if spiders, which left me to deal with them because I'm a big gay and my desire to impress other girls won against my arachnophobia.
>>6071163
where the fuck do you live holy shit. i lived in a basement and had a brown house spider he and there but never a whole fuckin spider ecosystem
>>6071280
>eidechse.jpg
Pls be in Germany
>>6071222
>>6071222
>that paw holding her down
l-lewd
>>6071305
Qt
Could use gf to get into the same situation.
>>6071368
wtf is with her suit
>>6071395
>>6071380
40 year old house. Across the street from a few retention ponds. There's fuck tons of spiders around the neighborhood. I don't know why, but they are every where. Ran across a fishing spider on a walk the other day. Those fuckers look like tarantulas. I have spider traps and diatomaceous earth scattered around. I think all the spiders just eat each other.
I also suspect they get into the garage, then get into my room through the unfinished laundry room.
Anyway Imma go for a bike ride. Angel ya later, neeerrrrrds.
>>6071464
How many snail anons are there?
>>6071305
That was the goal.
>>6071496
Snails are hermaphrodites = shit
the female lizards lesbians = good
>>6071540
>Snails are shit
don't talk shit about muh waifu
I've been working 12 hour shifts for over a week now because my manager is a bitch and fired everyone who wasn't me.
I'm losing my shit, I seriously am.
So far this week:
I've trained 6 people, made one cry, made one quit and got another fired.
I banned some old asshole from the store for being an asshole one too many times.
Some little nigger kid opened the tap on all 6 coffee pots while I was busy as fuck and didn't notice until they had all ran into the floor.
I discovered a woman in our bathroom who was too high to stand or walk by herself and I called 911 and her friend practically dragged her from the bathroom to their car just as the EMS got there.
Caught a woman stealing and when I asked her about the drinks she stuffed in her bag she challenged me to a fist fight and when I threatened to call the police she threw two bottles of tea at me and ran out of the store.
I got fingered in the bathroom by a really nice girl while she was waiting for her little brother's baseball game to start. We flirt all the time when she comes in and may go out when I finally get a day off.
I kept getting calls from some guy I pissed off weeks ago who doesn't seem to realize I'm me on the phone so he tells like a horribly warped version of what happened to make him mad.
I've realized I no longer want money or a job and just want to sleep and play video games and kill myself when my funds run out.
I don't really understand what's going on in here aswell, but I think that's why I like it.
I would love to have a partner to share my little house with. But after my ex, I don't think I am brave enough to try again, the breakup was bad enough, but it's the three years of grief that really stung.
Every facet of our home reminded me of her, all the cute things that she made for me, I left her beautiful garden become choked with vines. I just had to start over again, give away all the beautiful things that she bought me, and watch her love-letters, her art and her leftovers turn to ash in my fireplace.
It had been so long since I dated another human being, that my mom was starting to thing that I was 'getting over' my gay phase, and then it was only being pulled into dives with my old friends and allowing myself to be predated upon by dangerous, older women.
I know there is probably someone out there that could tolerate me. But I don't think I can survive another empty nest.
>>6071646
>fingered by a nice girl
Doesn't this make it all worth it in the end, anon
>I've realized I no longer want money or a job and just want to sleep and play video games and kill myself when my funds run out.
Lets you and me go half-half on a cheap apartment and spend all of our time sleeping and playing /vg/ together
But seriously you should quit and go work at a place where responsibilities are more evenly distributed
>>6071670
>give away all the beautiful things that she bought me, and watch her love-letters, her art and her leftovers turn to ash in my fireplace.
Hit me right in the feels.
The grief of breaking up probably gets a lot easier the more you do it, anon.
>>6071646
I hope you realize not all jobs are that horrible, don't give up anon.
>>6071747
>I hope you realize not all jobs are that horrible, don't give up anon.
No. I to have this problem. I have to prepair myself in the bathroom, get ready mentally, I feel like I am going to vomit. But I walk out and tell people what to do. Maybe I come across as a bitch, but I get results.
>>6071717
Thank you. But I hear that a lot, maybe it's down to my autism (I actually am a high-functioning A).
>>6071696
>Doesn't this make it all worth it in the end, anon
It was certainly the highlight of my life recently. She is in high school but she asked me out a few times and always tells me her parents won't care. I feel bad for her, she asked me out and was like "but you're the only lesbian I know" and that breaks my heart because I've been young and only known one lesbian who didn't like me.
Banning the guy from the store was beyond satisfying though, the look on his face and his smugness shattering after he called my manager and she told him not to come back too.
He came back once already and I was like "dude I told you not to come back here, I will call the police if you don't leave" and he was like I KNOW I JUST NEED SOME FUCKING GAS and I was like "too bad" and grabbed the phone and he stormed out.
>>6071747
I know, I mean really this job isn't so bad but them firing everyone was terrible for me. She did apologize saying she didn't think about me having to work overtime like crazy to train them and she would have kept some of the least bad people to train their replacements if she was being more level headed.
>>6071808
>she asked me out and was like "but you're the only lesbian I know"
Fuuuuck.
You have to date her now, or I will take it upon myself to personally bully you out of lesgen.
No seriously is she qt? Because she sounds qt.
>>6071835
I wish I wasn't such a little shy faggot.
>>6071835
She is a good looking lass, probably better than I could have gotten when I was in high school.
I guess if her parents don't mind and she has already touched my vagina there really isn't a reason to not go out with her now.
>>6071886
>(...)she has already touched my vagina there really isn't a reason to not go out with her now.
Because, evidently, there's deep deep emotional connections for both parties.
Regardless, your job does sound like complete shit with a bare minimum of highlights. Sad truth is: that's what all jobs are.
So, find something you do enjoy (like getting fingered/fingering qt girls) and enjoy it.
>>6071064
I know this "bi" girl who has talons about that long (longer actually) who insists that she can finger girls just fine and that they have never been an issue.
I should add that
>has a boyfriend
>has never had a girlfriend
>the only lesbo thing she has ever done is been some other straight couple's "unicorn" for a few years
>legit gushes over men
>gives the most cringe inducing performance about "how hot that girl is"
>is well known by the bouncer and bartenders at the popular gay bar in town
>tried doing sexual stuff together and it was like she was a fucking dead body and I lost what little interest I had
>constantly talks about how she is bisexual and people need to recognize and respect bisexuality as being real
>I have on more than one equation made lesbian jokes about short nails forgetting her about her talons
>she always gets all defensive
>in fact it's like something out of a sitcom our opposite reactions to things regarding sexuality
>have since ignored her out of my existence
Jesus fucking christ bitches like her annoy the fuck out of me. Attention whoring breeders can kindly fuck off. I miss when lesbian and gay culture was separate from breeder culture, but now that gay has gone mainstream, every bimbo breeder likes to announce to everyone how not straight they are for the sole purpose of being an attention whore for dick.
>>6071646
Jesus anon, what city is this?
>>6071886
Truuu.
If you have a qt gf you'll have someone to lick your pussy and bring you to orgasm and you can touch her boobs. Think about that and store assholes will be 10000x easier to deal with. Maybe if things get srs after she graduates, she can move in with you and eat you out in the morning leaving a pleasant tingling throughout the work day.....
I'm getting way ahead of myself here, but ykwim. u-haul4lyfe.
>>6071886
Lucky shitter. I mean the other portion of your life sounds like hell but I guess that's the price one must pay for a qt. Like all those awful things can happen but then you remind yourself "I have a really hot girlfriend." And suddenly the world is bright. Let's just work towards not losing them.
>>6070871
lol
>>6071008
They were a meme for your grandma's generation.
![tumblr_o4h0neUahH1uvwrmeo6_1280[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/Pdlj4m3.jpg "tumblr_o4h0neUahH1uvwrmeo6_1280[1].png")
>been having recurring dreams of dancing on my wedding night
>we're both so happy and my bride is beautiful and we both have huge princess-y wedding dresses that float as we waltz across the room
>always wake up after she whispers "I love you" in my ear
This is literally driving me insane. I wish I was back to being too depressed to care about dating anyone. All I want is a girl with whom to fall in love and it's making me so mad.
>there is lipstick on my hand from where a qt kissed it
I AINT-A GONNA WASH
I AINT-A GONNA WASH FOR A WEEK!
Pride parades in about two months, anyone planning on going?
>>6071792
I don't know why, but I've wanted a high functioning autistic gf. Maybe it's because of a girl I knew at my old job. She was really tall, really pretty, very polite and I loved the way she experienced happiness and excitement. She'd touch her face a lot and wave her hands around when she was taking about something she really liked. It was so damn endearing.
The odds are probably abysmally low for me to get a date with a girl like that though.
>>6072073
Laff
>>6072170
>pride parade
No thanks.
>>6072170
Hell YES!!!!
So far, in 35 years of going to them, I've ended up on the front page of the paper 3 times. Going for a fourth time.
>>6072290
>35 years of going to them
How old were you when you went to your first?
I still haven't gone to one :( I don't want to go alone. I want to go and wear picrelated
So,
>Fresh out of highschool
>Been in a 2 1/2 year relationship with guy
>Got super shitfaced last night and told one of my best friend I liked her via skype
>She's underaged by two years
>Told her I liked herand by 'liked' her I told her I wanted to fuck her up against a wall multiple times
>She's into me but I have a feeling she's only 'gay' because guys don't give her attention
>The relationship I'm in is pretty stale but the guy is great
>Sent nudes to friend and she liked them
How fucked am I? I want to be with the guy since he's super sweet but I have to fake it every time. That and he's supporting me for the time being
>>6072332
>>She's into me but I have a feeling she's only 'gay' because guys don't give her attention
Who cares, fuck her anyway. Be so good in bed that you'll make her go from bicurious to an official bislut like you.
>>6072332
I thought this was LESGEN not BISHIT GEN GO FUCK OFF TO YOUR GENERAL REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>6072170
The first time I went to a pride parade/event was last year. I still wasn't really out to anyone so I went by myself. I nervously walked the areas where all the events were, got free lube, and left the second i saw a news camera crew. After that I went home to shitpost on lesgen. This year, I'm out, and have friends who want to go with me, so I'm hoping it'll be nicer.
Anime
Widenime
>>6072511
>bishit gen
kek'd and check'd
[Trigger warning]: Cute anime girls being gay for each other
Anime is for pedophiles and I'm alright with this.
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I seriously hope normies aren't dying of an aneurysm.
>>6072697
normies are out on saturday nights
What's your favorite flavor of starburst?
Orange, pink, red or yellow?
>>6072742
Shit, you're right. May they see this tomorrow with a deathly headache.
>>6072751
Red, or to be honest, anything but yellow.
>>6072760
I will happily trade you all my red starbursts for all your yellow starbursts.
>>6072757
I think you're overestimating their rage.
Normies might feel a minor annoyance to your shitposting but get over it. Cause they have other shit in their lives. Love and ya know all that shit.
Seems like you're projecting. You overrage at minor annoying shit so you think that's how they're raging. It's really not that serious.
Just a reminder that if she likes you, you can do literally anything to ask her out and she'll say yes.
https://twitter.com/Artroverted_/status/718987353482592256
>>6072769
Okay, right after I finish gym class. I'll meet you at the cafeteria table closest to the snack bar.
>>6072770
Precisely because they have a life normies will leave this place for a while at minor annoyances and go fuck their gfs or eat weed or something.
>>6072048
> I wish I was back to being too depressed to care about dating anyone
I feel that.
Weird to feel loneliness after all that numb nothingness.
>>6072812
Of course they are gonna come back but it can't be helped, normies are vermin. They might leave for some hours though, a few hours of tumblr-free posts and inane conversations.
>>6072829
idk we have more normie topics or whatever than anime
which I prefer. If I want to talk anime I'll go to any anime board for that.
Idk why this bugs you kek. But I've learned I'll never understand you and don't have to.
>>6072841
It's obvious that talking about the anime girls you want to fuck is more fun with other lesbians than disgusting straight men who only know how to write "MUH DICK", "semen demon", "I want to impregnate _____!", "I want to dick ______ straight", etc.
Same with yuri. Talking about yuri is fun in lesgen because there are down to earth (aka not t/u/mblr-tier) people, plus a handful of posters that know moon. It also feels good knowing that there might be qt lesbians out there that share my hobby.
>>6072862
You know that /u/ exists, right? They might be 50% men, but they're yuri purists too and the entire board is dedicated to that shit.
>>6072888
/u/ is shit and 8/u/ is too slow.
>>6072797
Imma eat all the weeds.
After I get out of this bathroom and finish playing Lazer tag with this TRIPLE BIRTHDAY PARTY my sister dragged me to. They suck so hard at this game. I'm seriously destroying fuckers out here. No tactics at all, these fools.
>>6072917
It's unfair to make a straight girls compete in anything against a lesbian, you should feel ashamed and not proud.
>at Walmart
>girl with her family
>she smiles at me and whispers "I'm single"
What the hell
>>6072925
Sounds like they might have been underage girls too. I wonder if any of them developed crushes.
>>6073005
>mfw americans flirt at walmart
>>6072917
>>6072925
>tfw only know how to flirt through competition/aggression as a kid
>had crush on girl at summer camp
>on opposite teams for big capture the flag nerf gun battle
>cornered her and was teasing her a bit
>accidentally pulled trigger and shot her right in the eye
>she stomped off, crying, and barely talked to me the rest of the summer
My team won though
>>6073055
noice
>>6073055
>>accidentally pulled trigger and shot her right in the eye
This is gonna be a metaphor for your romantic life as long as you live, probably
>>6073055
I rage too hard to flirt through competition.
Basketball and track and tennis throughout high school. Track in college but not div 1 or serious. I can lose ok but I just got too into "MY TEAM MY FRIENDS MY LOYALTY" that dating from opposite teams was like betrayal?
I remember a girl in another basketball team hitting on me. Not even after a game it was out of school during some volunteering thing and I found out she played for another high school. Not a serious rival. They weren't real competition for shit. But it was this "ew not gonna date some shitplayer from THAT SCHOOLS TEAM GROSS".
Probably because girls athletics in high school was super close and we kinda fucked with each other a lot. Like all my girlfriends in high school were in some sport and all their exes were in a sport and so on and on.
>>6072307
15. I think I only wore sunblock, a rainbow leather mini skirt, and a cropped camisole. I also carried a rainbow parasol. Got to keep the sun off...
>>6072572
lol no, I'm a pretty normal looking ex model. ;) You could stick me in this pic, and I wouldn't look out of place.
can i still be a lesbian even if i let a guy stroke my dick?
>>6073252
Uggggghhhhhh I want to ask you so many questions. Like -
Has Pride changed a lot over the past 35 years? How so?
What's the weirdest thing you ever saw happen at a parade?
How many parades ended in you hooking up?
>>6073283
no, seriously lol. my gf came out and is transitioning as an ftm, so am i not a lesbian anymore?
>>6073286
0/10
>niece telling me about some girl bullying her at her preschool
>other little girl flashed her private parts and threatened her not to see anything
>then proceeded to tell my niece she's the prettiest girl in class
I'm disturbed that children are doing this, mad that my niece had to be subject to something that made her uncomfortable, but my fucking goggles were on auto mode. Send halp.
>>6073327
>and threatened her not to see anything
Wat.
This is worded weirdly literally what do you mean.
Also
>I'm disturbed that children are doing this
Meh, my brother used to flash his peepee around that same age, I don't think it meant anything. Maybe the girl could afford to watch less MTV but idt it's really a big deal.
>>6073371
*say
My phone is a fag.
Could be an indication of things to come. Boys do such things to their family members but they wouldn't do that to a little girl. Same with little girls, they shouldn't be herding another child into the corner and pulling their underwear down. If i heard my daughter was showing their body to others I'd be alarmed. It probably points to not having parents around to educate them. Which is what seems to be the case with the rich kids she goes to school with. I'm under the impression these spoiled rich kids are confused about a lot of common sense things.
I am so fucking thirsty right now.
I need to figure out drunk transportation to the nearest gay bar because I will fuck any goddamn woman I can find. I will fuck her like she's never been fucked before. She's gonna be screaming and tongues and seeing god. I need a girl to cum on my face and just fucking smother me with pussy while I eat her out for hours and hours.
I must be ovulating or some shit because holy god damn hell I am at peak horny right now.
>>6073465
If I hit up CL casual encounters how likely am I to get raped and murdered?
>>6073465
>I will fuck her like she's never been fucked before. She's gonna be screaming and tongues and seeing god.
Or she's going to be wondering why she let this drunk girl jackhammer her sore pussy while she has to lay there worrying about a possible vomit situation.
But 'ay, go for it.
>>6073465
Fortunately it's the current year and there is uber for all your drunk transportation needs.
>>6073481
8% chance of rape and/or murder
25% chance of having your shit stolen
98% chance of the girl you meet being ugly, obese, having an STD, or trying to invite her boyfriend/husband in at the last minute.
>>6073485
Eh, that's good enough for me.
>>6073494
I live in the ass end of nowhere so it'd be roughly a million fucking dollars to uber to the nearest train station which will take me to the nearest city which will contain a few dyke bars.
I should budget that shit out.
>>6073495
Man do I even gotta worry about STDs? It's hard as hell to get anything really bad with two chicks.
Herpes. I could get herpes. That would suck.
>>6073501
>I live in the ass end of nowhere
Is it mountainview? I always hear people say things like this about mountainview.
>>6073276
>Has Pride changed a lot over the past 35 years? How so?
My earliest ones were in The Village in NYC, and by far were the wildest. Where I am now they are very tame in comparison.
>What's the weirdest thing you ever saw happen at a parade?
Haven't a clue. I've seen many weird things. What's weird to one is blasé to another, and I can be rather jaded.
>How many parades ended in you hooking up?
Not really any. I may have done things that were visually titillating during a parade, but I've always been choosy about my partners. Also I've almost always had a gf or wife around parade time. I think the first one was the only one where I didn't have a steady gf at the time.
>>6073283
No knowledge I did it. I don't think they would have stopped me.
>>6073286
As far as I'm concerned, your choice, lesbian or bisexual.
>>6073388
Unfortunately quite common issue with spoiled rich kids. Far to often the nanny doesn't have the authority to properly punish, and the parents smooth everything over.
>>6073501
How about that extended s5 trailer eh?
>>6073506
Mountain View, California? Nah that ain't the ass end of nowhere by a long shot. That's about as right-in-the-thick-of-things as suburbia can be.
And no, I don't live there. I also wouldn't tell you if I did, though. So I suppose I might live there.
>>6073514
I have not seen it, actually! I usually avoid trailers because spoilers make me rage.
But you mentioning it is making me fucking hype. We got a release date on S5 yet?
>>6073501
I have no idea how people that live in the middle of nowhere survive, especially if you're not religious and don't have church friends.
>>6073508
>I may have done things that were visually titillating during a parade
Are you an exhibitionist?
>>6073528
I like it, actually, a lot. It's quiet. No fucking people, nobody bothers me. No crime. Surrounded by trees. Can see the stars at night. Clean, fresh air. Birds fucking singing like I'm living in a Disney movie or some shit.
As long as I can drive it's fine, doesn't take too too long to reach civilization. When I'm drunk, though, it's gonna be a goddamn expensive uber from the nearest train.
I gotta be real, posting Shaw is not helping my thirst levels.
>>6073521
>I also wouldn't tell you if I did, though. So I suppose I might live there.
Damn you're paranoid. Not one of the 15 anons reading these posts cares enough to like, fly from bumfuck Idaho to bumfuck [where you live] and stalk you down, you know that, right?
>>6073552
>As long as I can drive it's fine, doesn't take too too long to reach civilization.
So an hour? An hour long uber is only $60 or so. Just uber directly to the bar.
>>6073555
I have an actual stalker in meatspace. Shit makes you paranoid, nawmeen? I don't fuck around with giving out my location.
>>6073558
Yeah, I just checked rates. Not nearly as bad as I thought.
...I should go get laid.
>>6073521
>spoilers make me rage
You too?? I hate them, but I'm not very good at avoiding them. I'd seen half the trailer in gif before I caved and watched it.
May 3 is what I've heard. It's going to have some weird 2-episode-per-week schedule.
>>6073263
No, you have to turn in your gold star membership. Only 2d waifus are pure
>>6073571
>I have an actual stalker in meatspace.
A male stalker or a qt yandere anime girl stalker. Or a xy stalker that takes hormones and thinks they're a qt yandere anime girl.
Also it's getting late, go out and get em.
>>6072841
The only way you can understand kek is to understand that he is an autistic self hating mexican mtf. Once you figure that out his posting style makes perfect sense.
>>6073584
Whoa whoa, May THIRD? I get my fix in less than two weeks? Hot shit, that's amazing!
>>6073588
The kind of stalker that is very violent, not fun at all, and it's about 50/50 as to whether they'd actually kill me if they found me.
>>6073603
Have. I have no social media at all for this reason.
Not really a fun story. I'm on medication for PTSD and shit.
>>6073603
>Yeah but that's $60 and $60 to get back home, too.
But you aren't going home are you... You're going back to her place, then she'll drive you home the next day when you're both sober.
>>6073604
>less than two weeks
YES. I'm super fucking hype.
>>6073604
>The kind of stalker that is very violent, not fun at all, and it's about 50/50 as to whether they'd actually kill me if they found me.
Yes but what gender are they, and are they cute?
>>6073612
Please tell me you knew her/him IRL and you're not some special snowflake that gets PTSD from scary online comments.
>>6073651
>held captive and tortured
How did the justice system fail spectacularly enough not to land that fucker in jail?
>>6073664
She'd have to have proof which is hard to actually have in tangible form in abuse cases. It's Alot of he said she said testimony.
>>6073651
That is...it makes me upset. I'm angry.
>>6073670
Did you forget your trip, S?
>>6073664
>How did the justice system fail spectacularly enough not to land that fucker in jail?
Yeah because we all know how hard the criminal justice system comes down on women who commit crimes against other women.
>>6073664
Our justice system is a useless piece of shit, anon. Useless. Piece. Of shit.
Guess what happens to wealthy criminal suspects who know the police and prosecutors personally!
>>6073669
>well we can't find your medical records, anon
>I dunno what to tell you, I was in the fucking hospital.
>are you sure?
>no on second thought it was a dr-OF COURSE I AM FUCKING SURE
>this is a very serious accusation, are you sure you -
Et cetera, et cetera.
>>6073670
That is oddly comforting to me.
>>6073528
It's hard for this city girl, but I really love my wife and I feel safe here. We drive 1.5 hours to get to the closest gay bar, and it's mixed gender. In the whole county, there are two lesbians. My wife is the insider who grew up here. I'm the interloper all the women are jealous of. I'm kinda accepted, but have nobody to really talk to. Gossip travels faster than the speed of light here.
>>6073552
The night sky is wonderful. I'm thinking of taking up astronomy. Few trees here, mostly miles and miles of farm fields.
>>6073542
Kinda a bit, maybe more than a bit, but I've tamed down in the past decade. The last few parades I've been in I wore jeans and a blouse. o.O
Once I outfitted a dozen girls with breast parasols. No two were alike, but they were in obvious pairs by color and shape. Some even had off center areolas. They even had the little sebum bumps on the nipples.
>>6073571
>I have an actual stalker in meatspace. ...
>>6073604
>violent
iktf I had a couple when I was young and modeling. One got violent when I turned him down. Yeah, it gets scary. For a few years I used a driving service with drivers trained on how to use cars as weapons. I don't even use my real name on the net.
>>6073651
>Yeah no, I was actually held captive and tortured IRL.
*hugs* That would suck.
>>6073664
You'd be surprised at what plea-bargains are made. The guy who got violent on me in front of hundreds of people just got off with a slap on the wrist, and no cease and desist or anything like that. A couple years later he got squished by a limo. Oops!
It's strange how I've never even witnessed the level of violence that some of you people have (supposedly?) experienced.
>>6073703
I wish mine would get squished by a limo. Every couple months I check obits. I'm gonna throw a party when they bite it.
I don't use my real name on the net AND I've had it legally changed, sealed via court order.
>>6073716
It's weird being surrounded by people who have absolutely no concept of that kind of violence, desu.
Like, everyone around me is operating on a completely different plane.
>>6073694
>>well we can't find your medical records, anon
>>I dunno what to tell you, I was in the fucking hospital.
>>are you sure?
>>no on second thought it was a dr-OF COURSE I AM FUCKING SURE
>>this is a very serious accusation, are you sure you -
Can't you prove that you were in the hospital by pointing to the giant hole in your bank account?
>>6073677
Wait, aren't you also the anon you was taken advantage of by a guy friend while drinking? What redneck craphole do you live in?
>>6073739
The reason why is up for debate, but studies have unfortunately shown that this kinda shit is more likely to happen to people who have been through it before.
>>6073716
I grew up with a dad who was a politician. He had many death threats against him and the family. I likely missed over 100 days of school due to them. I have some c-ptsd from that. Then to have that stalker for a couple years caused more issues.
>>6073724
>no concept of that kind of violence
agreed, but still thankfully most never will know it.
>tfw wife is giving me bedroom eyes.
>operating on a completely different plane
yep... I'm not sure I'll ever be able to truly drop the hypervigilance.
>>6073748
Looking at anecdotal examples, girls who get abused are likely to get in abusive relationships again and actually stay there due to the fact that they guilt trip themselves into thinking they deserve to be treated like shit.
It's retarded and to me, a self destructive form of depression, but I have no respect for women who purposely try to hurt themselves like that and make shit decisions
>>6073739
That anon isn't me. The gal raped by a guy friend is also not me.
>>6073727
Doesn't matter when they don't wanna hear it.
>>6073777
Oh. I thought the anon that posted Supergirl and the anon that posted Shaw were the same person. I think Supergirl anon also posts Shaw sometimes, so this is all f-kn confusing.
>>6073776
I've never done that, but I understand people who do.
It's a function of PTSD. Your brain is trying to process the original trauma, so it does something called "traumatic re-enactment." If you're really unwell and you don't have access to proper treatment, etc. I get it.
The tl;dr of it is that your brain is trying to process the traumatic thing that happened to you, but it as so bad your brain can't cope, can't accept it happened. And so you end up subconsciously trying to re-create the situation so you can give it a different outcome. Which often ends badly. But it's not their fault, and it's not a conscious choice. A lot of the time they aren't even aware they're doing it. They're just trapped in an echo.
>>6073793
I am also Supergirl anon. I have never been raped by a male friend while drinking.
Perhaps another admirer of Our Lord and Savior was raped by a male friend while drinking.
Ugh. I remember when several anons were raped by their male friends and strangers and even some attempted kidnappings like what the fuck. I didn't think any of this happened in real life. I don't want to leave my bubble of a city.
Fugging hell, there's more than one supergirl anon? But they all sound the same!
>>6073799
Are you also the one who takes those long bike rides in the woods at night or is that Supergirl Anon 2?
>>6073837
Well I guess this is 4chan after all. Most people on here are fucked up in some way. For most people, like me, I think it's just internal mental shit, but I can see how for others it could also be external societal shit.
>>6073841
That's SA2.
...can we call her Bizarro Supergirl Anon? That makes my nerd soul happy.
If it helps, I'm also MorseAnon.
>>6073841
I'm curious as to why you're connecting those posters, I don't remember the other two ever posting Supergirl.
Not enough
L E S B I A N S
>>6073849
4chan anons aren't as fucked up as the general population would like to believe. All memes aside, if you have a mental disorder you aren't going to automatically fit in here, if you have some traumatic life experience, you won't magically fit in. You fit in regardless. Because you blend into the masses. All the anons here use shit like reddit, tumblr, facebook, etc. so they aren't any more fucked up then the population on those sites (humanity has a whole can be gruesome). It's just that here they can be an anon with a mental disorder, or anon who was abused, and they don't have to tie that past or that trait to their names, but they'll receive that support from an anon who will never know their name and who doesn't have to pretend they care. It's genuine because we aren't forced into the spotlight here. This is pretty much the realest place on the internet all things considered.
things that make me happy:
when i start a tv show just for the lesbians and the tv show turns out to be actually good
when i start a tv show because its good and it surprises me with lesbians
>>6073949
Those things make me happy as well. Did you have any particular shows in mind?
>>6073873
>you're supergirl anon, shaw anon and bobbi morse anon
Holy shit stop making me watch shows any time
>>6074038
Pls. You know I have excellent taste.
>>6074052
I would be 100% monogamous to Our Lord and Savior. She is the perfect woman. Maybe we could girlwatch together.
>>6074098
You really do but I ain't time to be watching PoI, Agents, Superqt and iZombie at once!
>>6073799
>so you end up subconsciously trying to re-create the situation so you can give it a different outcome
I've heard a lot of explanations for why people keep making the same mistakes when it comes to abusive relationships, but this is the best one yet.
>>6074098
Yes. Keep believing that. I'm going to imagine you actually marrying her. And then me storming into your home and fucking you in front of her.
>>6074098
Shitty show but I really love her style. And her eyeglasses <3
>>6074208
Some of the acting is good, but the plot lines are completely ADD.
The worst part is that it's not even an episodic series, there is continuity and plot lines, except they keep switching back and fourth between them rather than just focusing on one at a time. They'll do a Maxwell Lord episode ever third episode, an Alura episode every third episode, and an army episode every third episode for instance, rather than having three or four episodes at a time focusing on one of those bits and actually resolving anything.
>>6074106
Make time, bitch. You only live once. Spend it watching awesome TV.
>>6074111
Yup. That's straight from my first rape crisis counselor. You spend a few years in therapy with various trauma specialists and you learn a metric shit-ton about how it works.
>>6074122
I mean, by all accounts that seems like a spectacularly unlikely outcome. Feel free to picture it, though.
Now I'm curious, what do I look like in your weird cuckold fantasy?
>>6074208
>shitty show
YOU TAKE THAT BACK
>but I really love her style. And her eyeglasses <3
...you may live.
wud u gf me???
pls be honest
>>6074249
>Yup. That's straight from my first rape crisis counselor. You spend a few years in therapy with various trauma specialists and you learn a metric shit-ton about how it works.
That actually sounds like a nightmare, laying awake at night thinking "if I just did this slightly differently or this then I wouldn't have made them angry and everything would have turned out ok."
Some people have it engrained pretty deeply into them that other people are "fundamentally good" so it's so hard to give up on someone. It's a lot easier to think that if you just love them enough you'll bring out that fundamental good that supposedly exists deep inside of them. This is doubly true if you're naturally a pretty selfless person.
>>6074277
I look at that face and what I see is expensive surgery.
In fact it's even possible you're a post FFS transwomen, which actually might explain why your eyes are much bigger than the rest of your face.
>>6074297
i'm an eighteen ;) year old grill
my eyes are big due to being white, please DO NOT bully me for my race or you'll trigger e, thanks
how do i look surgical? i'm an autist and all i know how to use is mascara. that is all. people think i look fake but i d g i senpai.
thanks for saying i look expensive tho?
>>6074331
Yeah I'm getting big time transgender vibes.
>>6074336
rude, i'm 100% cis and would NEVER touch transscum
or butch, for that matter. only 100% femme, o nly pure
>>6074336
Yeah. Let's just change the subject.
Anyone had a croissant lately? It's Sunday afternoon, I have a cold and I crave one real badly. With chocolate of course.
>>6074347
you know what I think?
I think you're a jealous and fat butch, angry she can't get str8 grills wanting to 'experiment' with her every fugging minute so the idea of an actual hot blonde blesbian rekts her bagina :^)
>>6074249
>Make time, bitch. You only live once. Spend it watching awesome TV.
Convincing argument honestly.
Ill play a bit less Dark Souls and watch a bit more stuff.
Qts of Interest.
Qts of SHIELD.
Superqt.
qtZombie.
>>6074241
Let's get serious: no one here watches the show because of the plot, we watch it because of the actors. And while we watch it we're all like tfw no gf.
>>6074249
What? I said she'd gorgeous and beautiful and ultimate gf-dream. Wife material and I'd be happy spend the rest of my life a girl like her.
>>6074353
Yes. You know what's up.
I approve of your naming scheme btw.
>>6074358
Show ain't shitty tho.
>>6074372
It is shitty and your taste is shitty.
>>6074379
ur juss jelly you don't love anything this much
>>6074358
>we watch it because of the actors. And while we watch it we're all like tfw no gf.
Have this with SU, and she was in couple of episodes only.
>>6072170
I went the last four years. Moved to a different city since, where the parades are even bigger and gayer. Since I have a new circle of friends here now, I'm unsure whom I should drag along with me, but I might just end up going by myself to grab some food and hope for qts to approach/get approached by.
>>6074351
Could you post a clip of your voice?
Would lesgen date me?
I would be the perfect waifu for you ;-;
>>6072862
It really seems to depend on the show. Yuru Yuri threads were pretty good, except for the weirdos who wanted to violate Hanako's armpits, and VD was full of lesbos, but Gochiusa and Hai Furi are fucking awful. /u/ in general is pretty quiet unless everyone's arguing about yuribait. (I shitposted the Eupho threads to oblivion and it was so much fun.)
>>6074765
>Eupho
Concert gays finally kissing when
Last night my drunk girl friend got really flirty with me. Our friends were rolling up a blunt and while waiting sitting down, she got close, kissed me on the cheeks a couple of times, rested her face on my nape (I was leaning forward) and at one point, she went as far as kissing my neck with her tongue slightly sticking out.
It was torture. I was uncomfortable yet slightly turned on, but I knew it was all wrong, and not just due to the fact that she has a boyfriend.
It got me so flustered that hours later I'm still thinking about it. Just felt like venting somehow.
This got me thinking that I enjoy my loneliness too much for now to get a gf, I also don't think I'm ready for that level of intimacy with someone.
>>6074872
How is it wrong?
>>6074821
Never. Enjoy your red fishing line.
