Late night lewd edition
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Previous thread >>6067704
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Daily reminder that if you don't pass before hrt
you'll never pass at all.
>>6068857
What if used to pass, but during the time since then and now, I have ceased to do so?
does it get better mtfg? I just had to drop out of school, and everything is shit right now...
>>6068858
tfw
>>6068863
It does not.
>>6068863
Life generally does not improve unless you force it to do so
>>6068863
According to some, it does. According to most it doesn't.
>>6068857
>tfw never thought I'd pass at all
>went to uni
>completely stealth before any hormones
https://youtu.be/YAwPi5BD7Ys?t=35s
Kittens are the best thing on the planet. I hope they evolve and become the dominant race after humans go extinct.
>>6068863
that depends. are you doing anything to change it?
>>6068876
Haha
>>6068877
Preview of future cat overlords.
>>6068877
shame they turn into cats though
have to throw the old one out every 6 weeks or so
>>6068883
LMAO
The things I would give to have this body type instead of the manly frame I have now..
Hello darkness.
I shaved, I'm not going to kill myself on wednesday, I'll go to my therapist appointment on thursday and rebook my electrolysis for the following fortnight on my actual pay day
I will go forward with my weightloss and exercise that I was planning on getting serious about again this week.
I am going to stay away from here, stay away from mirrors and sleep as much as possible to try and stay away from reality.
also for the first time ever I nicked the birthmark/mole on my upper lip while shaving
>>6068863
Slowly, but yes
>>6068894
i'm glad you aborted the suicide option. you're right to stay away from mtfg tho.
>>6068894
sweet lips youve got there
>>6068894
yay
>>6068895
THAT'S MY NAME
give it back
>>6068894
keep pushing forward
>>6068899
Wait. What D: I've been posting here for almost a year now (just not a whole bunch >~<) sorry if I stole your name
>>6068894
Gross. And you're not serious about losing weight or else you wouldnt say so every two months.
>>6068905
I'm joking lol
I've never used a trip
Please vote thank you
https://www.strawpoll.me/10023678
>>6068905
>>~<
are you who I think you are
>>6068907
Oh okay lol, sorry, I don't get sarcasm
>>6068910
have fun
>>6068912
Idk. Maybe. I always get shit for using emoticons on here, who do you think I am?
>>6068916
friend :^)
>>6068893
Too suicidal right now to even post reaction pictures. Fuck my warrior's body. I was meant to be a bouncer not a woman.
Oh and I gained 1 kg this week by eating 700-900 kcal.
>>6068919
Wait. What?
i was practicing my voice and after i stopped my normal voice sounded weird
does that mean I'm doing something wrong /hurting something
>>6068921
You're probably eating too little. If you don't eat enough your metabolic rate will plummet because your body is basically in a survival/starvation mode. You should always take in at least 1200-1500 a day (unless if you're like. 4'10")
>>6068923
reeeee
are you the anon who does the bighuge replies and is super friendly and always has my back
>>6068930
starvation mode is bullshit
>>6068910
>https://www.strawpoll.me/10023678
>>6068935
counting calories wrong
waterweight
weight of food/clothes/whatever
inaccurate scale
its only one week
>>6068939
Touché. However. <1000 calories a day still isn't healthy
>>6068942
its not necessarily heathly but starvation mode is a myth
>>6068857
>mfw
>>6068944
this
low calorie diets are used to treat a few different conditions and they're also popular for losing weight fast as unhealthy as it is
you can't gain weight while at a caloric deficit
starvation meme doesn't exist
i memed myself down 80lbs
>>6068930
It's bullshit. My body just doesn't need that much.
Like my heart is still beating my organs still function. I go to work every workday. I walk everyday. If starvation mode was real I shouldn't be able to even move.
Where is that energy come from huh?
>tfw afraid to lose weight because you don't want to fuck up hrt
would it be a bad idea to go from literally no exercise to walking 5k a day?
hormones made me a bit fat (probably helped by the fact that I did literally no exercise)
>>6068957
>walking 5k
thats like nothing
>>6068958
is it really? I actually don't know
I could potentially do 10k
>>6068957
no? I mean unless you literally can't fit through a door you're not going to hurt yourself walking
>>6068957
walk until you start to get tired and then walk 3k more
>>6068935
ignore day by day: I'm sure there is water absorption at work here. a smidge extra salt and you might have gone from dehydrated to hydrated (which is good)... it's easier for your body to take care of itself when it has an ample amount of water: even though it comes with the negative connotation of being "bloated".
drink some aspartame cola and ignore salt one day and you'll drop that weight... to the detriment of your health.
>>6068967
This is why I avoid added salt at all cost.
>>6068963
nah it's because I'm gonna start walking to and from the train station, which is 5k, so I can't just change the distance
>>6068939
But beer and wine don't list calories so there aren't any... right? : D
>>6068970
just add a bunch of salt one day and re-baseline as what you actually are. then work from there. If you mysteriously lose 2-lbs in a night, have a bit more salt and water.
upon rewatching the little mermaid, I empathise alot with ursula
as for ariel, that cis bitch got what was coming to her
>>6068967
I love salt...
I literally eat little piles of seasoned salt straight as a snack and I've lost like... 1 or maybe 2 pounds a month from my dietary habits down from 156 in December of 15, to 138 now. HRT slowed that shit down a bit to.
Fuck snacking on actual food. Salt and, since braces just got removed, gum is the way to go.
>NSFW
https://unsee.
cc/sidozute/
So my hips. One side is kind of feminine and the other side is manly.
Do they move in asymmetrical manner like boobs do?
if dubs we all become cis girls and get our soulmate gf/bf
>>6068988
trips for it being not true.
>>6068988
>>6068988
If only...
>>6068988
a-any second now
>>6068987
>deletes after like 2 seconds
boo
Trip for suicide!
question for mtfg meme masters:
if hips is so disgusting why does she fuck so many top tier girls and have a cute girlfriend??
>>6068894
how did it look before
>>6069000
idk probably makes good curry
>>6068987
no, that's not really how hips work... shifting your weight makes one hip more pronounced and one less so. and they both look feminine. it looked like you could use a glass of water is all
Sign fine another 10 minutes
https://unsee.
cc/miraguno/
>>6069005
i've tried her curry it tastes like actual puke and even she ended up throwing most of it out
>>6069009
does hips poo in loo?
>>6069014
yeah
her roommate didn't complain about her butt habits either.
>tfw no gf
>f
>w
>
>n
>o
>
>g
>f
I'm a bad boy who wants to be a good girl
hiii
>>6069019
hi carol! <3
>>6069017
im a loser faggot boy who wants to be a girl
>>6068946
<3
you can do it senpai, I believe in you
Morning floofs
>>6069000
If we're talking about the person I think we're talking about...
Pft... he doesn't...
She fails at baiting teenage girls, gets cops to search her apartment, and keeps makeshift enema kits around her garbage filled excuse for a living space.
Also, she wipes with his hand...
But if we're not talking about that one Hips that was in SF for a while... then idk.
>>6069017
back already spartan?
>>6069017
I'm a good andro boy who wants to be a good girl
>tfw no bf
>>6069038
What's up?
>>6069043
my general mood and how I feel and stuffs
>>6069030
have u ever met her LOL
pre-trans she fucked 10 girls, idk what shes done after sonic moved in with her
also
>misgendering
sorry i don't take you seriously bro
>>6069038
we'll all help her, she will be the prettiest girl ever and then throw shade at us basic hons
>>6069045
That's nice to hear. Yay happy. I was full expecting to be RektYena again after asking that
I think I might be trans.
Any trans girl from Argentina? How much does hrt cost per month? Google gives me nothing
>>6069046
Yes, I have met her.
Her dad pays for everything.
She buys her way into some girls' pants, and sometimes drugs and rapes an underage girl.
I've been inside her SF apartment though I pretty sure she got evicted a few months ago because the landlord didn't want to deal with anymore police searches.
Forgive the misgendering, I don't really like Hips.
>>6069050
I was in a bad mood before
Im sorry :(
>>6069060
Nonono I thought it was funny desu, no hard feefees.
>>6069056
oh bro ur one of dana's friends, cordelia or something
hips basically told me that when someone called the police into her home it made the whole pookie case collapse around the investigating officer's ears because they decided it was 100% internet harassment
the landlord and the landlord's landlord tried to evict her iirc, i don't know all the details but she's still there and paying like $400 a month to live in the middle of SF with sonic
>tfw ur a girl
: )
>>6069000
Hips is a disgusting man who wipes his ass with his hands and gets cucked by everyone, indian chasers are gross
>>6069064
>tfw teach says I am obviously trans and should stick to it now that I can't go back
= ]
>>6068848
>tfw no late night lewd times in over a week
>>6069065
every time someone tells me something about hips i kinda laugh alittle bc it always looks like the same three or four ppl who say the same things about her that i would have noticed in seconds irl
>>6069064
Iktf
:D
>>6069065
asian* chasers are gross
>>6069063
Ah, news to me.
I still don't like hips though. Like, that shit was messy. Bottles of lube on the counter and shit, who does that?
I hope Sonic has fun then, because I wouldn't touch that place or anything near hips if I could help it.
>>6069072
>new
>autistic
Pick both
>>6069078
Indians are not asians...
>>6069079
to be fair when i was over around the time dana was there, dana kept laxatives and sex toy cleaner on the side of her bed and constantly smelled like raw unwiped ass sweat
i feel like u have a rly one-sided/bitter view of hips for some reason like 50% of the people ive asked
>>6069081
please dont bully im researching ;-;
>>6069085
they can both be gross
>>6069089
Yeah, sure. I don't have any reason to be acquainted with hips, and what interaction I have had with her was been either disgusting or creepy.
Besides, I don't even visit SF very often. Fuck that drive. I don't have money for gas. I'm spending all my money on important shit. Like school and books... and drugs. And drugs are expensive! $20 for a 30 day supply sucks dick.
>>6069094
how do you pay more than $6 a month for basic bitch spiro lol
i want to be Kaylas wife!
>>6069097
oh my god im just thinking about us getting married and us both wearing wedding dresses and walking down the aisle and rings and flowers its too much <333333333333333333333333333333333
>>6069096
Because life in a middle class family that hasn't abandoned you ends up being a little more expensive sometimes... at least they pay for my school and books. Free access to a machine shop is fucking bomb yo.
And a free car...
And a free living space...
And free laundry...
And free clothes...
I guess it's cheaper in most aspects...
>>6069106
use some of those discount cards boii
>>6069108
I don't get discount cards...
I could just stop being a bitch about drugs with my parents and let them pay for it like they have expressed interest in doing.
But then I'd feel like a total leech instead of just mostly a leech...
>>6069101
you have to date that girl first if you wanna marry her anon
>>6069112
i don't think i can so i might as well fantasize all the way
>tfw fiancee says let's push back the proper wedding until I'm full time and comfortable because she's not marrying me if I'm not wearing a dress
Aight.
>>6069116
she just want's you to be your happiest self on the day <3
>>6069135
Yeh I'm agp af
>>6069116
Two trans women getting married is pretty fucking desperate
sup
>>6069147
>implying it's not qt
>>6069145
There is no such thing as AGP
>>6069151
hi qt
>>6069153
Complete failure to live a normal life, inability to form meaningful relationships with people outside the /lgbt/ community.
>>6069151
good evening how you
fucking hate captchas
>>6069154
pic for u, kinda looks like asuka imo
>>6069155
hello anon :3
>>6069157
hai
I just got up, its cold and Ive to go out today for the 6th day in a row. I am dying.
how are you?
>>6069151
Wanna cuddle?
>>6069160
I'm sure you've got some good relationships going, friend
i need snuggles
>>6069147
Two cute anime girls getting married is perfect. You're the one who's wrong!
>>6069171
Girl love is the only pure love <3
>>6069154
(noticed)
Anyway, good morning mtfg.
Looking forward to a long day. Miserable weather, though. It just refuses to stay warm, and I'm low on seasonally appropriate jackets.
>>6069161
harro. could be better. I am procastrinating getting up and showering.
>>6069163
yes!
>>6069167
hello!
hows life?
>>6069177
mornin
>>6069154
I missed you saying that while you were out having a life.
>>6069168
I have a loving boyfriend(whos cis) and male suitors flocking me with gifts if things between us dont work. I spend my weekends out with friends. You tell me.
>>6069184
don't worry I believe you
>>6069169
<3 :D
>>6069177
good morning/night/afternoon/evening wherever you are, haha. iktf with struggle/difficulty figuring out what to wear in these inbetween periods
>>6069162
Looks just like her, but with darker hair and eyes. I was thinking of wearing my hair like hers regularly but replacing the red horns with bows. The last picture I posted I had it done up like that and people seemed to like it a lot, i was worried people would call me on doing my hair like an anime character and consider it autism level.
> tfw only 3 asuka pics on your phone
>>6069176
Hey Birdie, how are you?
>>6069183
Even now im on my phone, I never have time to just sit at my desk on /mtfg/ anymore
>>6069180
Good thanks! Remember that anon that you wanted a joke with every pic? That's me. I'm on hormones now and looking and feeling a lot better. Made a shit load of new friends too. Life's just getting better. Aside from the crippling depression lol
>>6069171
Its two hons and we both know it
>>6069151
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0I2nIaB0FhE
We will never surrender
>>6069193
One hon and one beautiful cis girl
I'm gonna make a sandwich
>>6069189
I get the phone thing. My poor computer can go weeks without being turned on ;~;
But, hey. The days are packed, and AGP is a load of recycled BS.
>>6069194
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4oRenztJgzs
Dammit wrong video
>>6069189
>I was thinking of wearing my hair like hers regularly but replacing the red horns with bows.
I want to see that desu :333
>>6069190
>Remember that anon that you wanted a joke with every pic? That's me.
is it creepy if I tell you that I knew that? you posted a picture from that trip a while ago, and I dont forget people that make me laugh
>I'm on hormones now and looking and feeling a lot better. Made a shit load of new friends too.
thats really great :3. usually theres a sharp drop in mood and psychological wellbeing between the 3 and 8 months mark. its going to be easier if you know that its pretty normal and will go away.
feel free to poke me if you have questions or need anyone to talk to!
>>6069193
Anon, you sound wicked jealous of Yena and her fiancée. Have you been hiding a part of yourself because you feel it makes your transition seem less legitimate in the eyes of the teeming masses of ignorant cis people?
BBC tho
>>6069208
BBQ
>>6069208
Maddie, good morning! You're up early.
Big day?
>tfw construction downstairs and the guy drilling into the wall makes my floor vibratee
>>6069214
>guy drilling into the wall
well did you at least fuck him?
>>6069208
wew
I just want to be conventionally attractive...
>>6069217
I don't give..
>>6069201
Haha not creepy just surprising. Yeah I mean some things are definitely getting worse. Like I've never felt dysphoria as bad. And have had some suicidal thoughts but fuck I just have to power through.
What's the difference between America and yoghurt?
If you leave yoghurt out for two hundred years it'll grow a culture
Here's me literally one minute ago in man mode for work
https://unsee
.cc/ponubera/
>>6069222
not like subject / object in a sentence necessarily implies who's on top
>>6069208
disgusting
>>6069210
salivating
chasers post your dicks, chests and arms
>>6069224
>man mode
uh?
>>6069226
don't be BBCphobic you autistic transbian
>>6069202
Hiding part of myself?
>>6069208
What happened tho
>>6069224
damn bro sick man mode dude
masculine uberman/5
>>6069232
sorry i didnt mean to kink shame bro
>tfw you pass and are more beautiful than 99% of mtfg
>>6069224
you failing at the man part son
>>6069221
? U r tho
>>6069224
Heh
That's a nice joke
Hah
Mornin' /mtfg/!
>>6069239
yeah you did and everyone saw it, what the fuck. why you gotta be like this brah
>>6069244
>urprincess
fetishistic AGP pls go
>>6069234
Oh nothing I fell asleep on my couch watching jurassic world
>>6069247
>What? I look like a guy,
>>6069240
>tfw you pass but you're ugly as shit
someone be gfs with me
you can't pass or ill be too nervous
but not like hon unpassing i mean like not passing yet but 90% probably will pass
ill love you so much like you don't understand
like i will love you more than you thought it was possible to be loved desu
>>6069199
Oh, i use my pc for everyhting though, school, socializing, games, reading, tv and movies... The list goes on. A lot of times I open up /mtfg/ and find myself too bored to stay.
>>6069201
Well, I do have a lot of pictures of myself on my phone atleast.
>>6069208
D-degeneracy!
>>6069255
wow cute
>>6069255
WHY THE FUCK IS EVERYONE ALWAYS SIDEWAYS IN THIS STUPID THREAD?????
>>6069255
I guess your shoulders aren't very broad?
>>6069251
Hahaha hahahahaha. That's funny. I like your spicy memes anon
>>6069255
I didn't know there were giraffes browsing mtfg
>>6069257
Because of iphones, calm down fuk
>use faceplusplus to see if it clocks me
>get clocked as male with 96% confidence
Should I just kill myself now?
tfw u love every girl u know
>>6069261
lol
lost.
>>6069255
m-moap~
chasers, post your chasertinklers now!
>>6069277
Just call them gts. About half of them will be in a year, anyway.
>>6069276
Yeah, but 96%? If it was just above half that'd be one thing, but 96% is just too much.
>>6069278
what does gts mean?
>>6069277
im just a guy
no dysphoria or curiosity
I come here because I chameleon into all sorts of social spaces I dont belong to to make my empty life feel less empty
>>6069278
it's not a gt if ur not on estrogen though tbqh
>>6069281
>>6069280
have you been on hormones for 2 years and gotten ffs? otherwise there's really no point judging.
>>6069275
sheeeeit
>>6069287
dragon ball girltinkler
>>6069272
why haven't you transitioned yet?
>>6069278
>just date the most pretty babyfaced, thin chaser and start putting spiro in their food
>tfw you get hugboxed and told you're fishing
B-But I'm a boy (._. )
>>6069282
make my life less empty and post ur boytinkler
use unsee
i need to distract myself for 40 minutes till i can take more meds that will put me to sleep. please help?
>>6069278
Tru
>>6069272
dawh ty birdie, looking at these old pics makes me mad, i e let my banga grow out so badly. My brows look better now than in these pics but my hair is so pretty like this.
>>6069261
Youll be jealous when I can reach the best leaves at the top of the tree, anon.
>>6069259
Not really, im pretty tiny
I am so fat, ugly and masculine
for reals you guys!
just look at my photo
>>6069300
definitely later
if i go on a diet will my boobs stop growing
>>6069255
>40 year old white trash crackwhore from the south
>>6069303
you have like straight fuckinv pornstar nails
>>6069310
why later, why not now? ;~;
>>6069291
sheeeeeeen
>>6069313
>smug (88).jpg
go to bed yummy
>>6069308
Same
>>6069224
>What's the difference between America and yoghurt?
>If you leave yoghurt out for two hundred years it'll grow a culture
haha, thats one of my favorite jokes desu.
> but fuck I just have to power through.
thats good to hear!
>pic
sorry, I was showering and didnt see on time
>>6069226
youve great taste <3
>>6069303
>>6069255
I love that style desu.
I wish my hairline was better.
that looks great, thanks!
>>6069308
>>6069308
>>6069296
I mean, it sounds like a win-win situation, but can anyone think of potential downsides?
>>6069295
too busy playing videogames
>>6069303
You have nice hair but you're just really pretty in general and for some reason I can't help but smile haha
>>6069317
cause I'm in bed with a headache and cant be asked to get my phoneee
>>6069296
stop don't clue them in on my plan
>>6069319
shut up anonman, no one cars bout ur opinion lol
>>6069327
noo
you should get up and do it now and have some rest later
>>6069330
lmao
#rekt
#dunked
#checkthisshitanongotdissed
>>6069326
>too busy playing videogames
but you can take hrt and do videogames at the same time
>>6069336
>Maddie pretty girl
Hugbox
u
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o
x
>>6069337
>transitioning is just hrt
:)
>>6069337
>tfw hrt made videgaymes boring for me
don't do it, birdie bro, it's a trap!
l
>>6069320
I LOVE YOU MADDIE
>>6069339
of course not theres also diet and makeup and learning how to girl
>>6069339
might as well be though.
>>6069341
how much does this hrt stuff change your brain and your personality?
this sounds like some frankenstein level shit
aint you scared?
>>6069338
I love Maddu and genuinely think she's beautiful. I'd rip off her face and Wear it desu
>>6069347
Scary.
