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Previous thread >>6056954
Blaze it up.
>>6057886
Based kawoshin thread
i'm vaping
>>6057886
First for not having any weed on 4/20. Thats enough mtfg for the day though. Y'all are fucked in the head. Some of you anyway.
>tfw not doing lsd with elanna right now
post pics
>>6057898
VAPE NATION BRO
>>6057898
\//\/
>>6057908
this pic is a very important part of my shitposting folder i hope you like it
new poll with pic attached. sorry for making this into /mtmg/
http://www.strawpoll.me/10005259
>>6057838
Dawwwh, ty. I try.
Most days anyway.
>>6057842
Ty ty. You're very pretty too- but Im sure the being a sorority slut gives you a lot of confidence in that regard.
>>6057846
I mean, it wouldn't hurt- but do you think its that necessary? If I had the money I guess Id consider it.
>>6057847
You're the cancer.
>>6057852
I don't care if you're a chaser or repressed, cis or whatever Ill be chill with you. I was under the impression you were after a femboi though.
>>6057853
Awh, anons mad that they never get hugboxed.
>>6057895
Nonsense, Asuka x Shinji forever!
Happy 420 mtfg, pls burn one in memory of me since i cant smoke myself
420 blaze it
>>6057904
>mfw
;~;
i'm so done being trans, just fucking done, if this is how every trans person is then I don't want to be associated with any of you anymore
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=koOTP7PmtW8
>>6057886
WEED IS LOVELY
I'm going to spend tomorrow just splayed out on my uni's campus field if the whether's good
god I do love being high
virtually no concerns about how I look at all
bye dysphoria, see you again in the morning but not for long, I gotta regular contact now
>>6057908
here
>>6057915
luckyyyyy
>>6057777
So this is happening. I'll keep you posted with the hilarious results.
>>6057888
Elanna you're gonna turn me into a drug slut, Im so tempted to buy a cracker now.
to the anon who wanted to take pictures
here's one I just took
sorry I couldn't take one then, i was in a sorority meeting
But... I thought weed was bad 4 u senpai
>>6057916
Yeah I was and then the thing happened
>>6057915
for real though you just look like a girl
>>6057916
Asuka isn't into crybaby femboys
>>6057923
no
what you should take from that is
that will be you in the future if you dont do it now
that is why we have hons
because they repress, and then eventually cant take it anymore
you either become the hon or kill yourself
>>6057921
srsly though it's one of those ofhand promises i want to hold you to some day
>>6057929
YAAAASSSS
<3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3
http://www.strawpoll.me/10005288/
http://www.strawpoll.me/10005288/
http://www.strawpoll.me/10005288/
>>6057923
>me on the right
>tfw somebody on omegle says you look like Laura K. Buzz
>use google, find patreon
>hello darkness my old friend, I've come to talk with you again...
>>6057934
but everyone sees us as hons, I am starting to wonder if passing is a straight up myth
>>6057888
>tfw chemistry majors always seem to have the best providers for acid
This test is going to suck ass, I'll just take my C in the class at this point
>>6057925
Chilling out on the grass around a campus is p great. They tore up our main quad but there's a couple other fields and laying there on a nice day is fantastic
>>6057930
Don't inject the marijuanas anon
>>6057923
You don't have to be like them fampai. Middle aged hons aren't really a good representation of young trans people anyway
>>6057920
wat animue is this from
>>6057923
what the fuck is this?
what the FUCK is this??
>>6057955
Hell.
>>6057949
>Middle aged hons aren't really a good representation of young trans people anyway
from what I have seen, even younger trans people are cringey hons and they all have gay voices
>>6057947
yeah you do xx
>>6057949
my uni backs directly onto a big piece of pasture land, then a lake, then a forest, then farmland, then one of the UK's famous national parks, no fences, nothing, just walk out of lectures and keep going and you're on grass and the sun's glistening off the water, it's lovely
I love the view from my flat
>>6057916
>I mean, it wouldn't hurt- but do you think its that necessary? If I had the money I guess Id consider it.
yeah I think it would help your face look less long and it would increase the size of your upper lip and reduce the length which are both feminine traits
>>6057961
So you're a neet who hasn't stepped out of the bedroom?
>gay voice
Literally a meme
>>6057928
Uh oh, sorry for spreading my degeneracy far and wide. ;~;
There are way worse things than owning a cracker though, so long as you set reasonable limits and don't blow people for whippets.
>>6057941
>tfw the guy that I knew who had the best acid was a genetics major
>tfw no longer have any hookups for acid because chemistry left me too busy
;~;
>you will always be a tranny
>>6057936
Hold me too it then, tripping together would be great :3
>>6057934
>you either become the hon or kill yourself
so truuueee, some really sucky day sudoku is going to just happen without thinking at all.
like great i got my hormones but it wasnt enuf what now, ehe surgeries? jei~ good luck w the money
>>6057958
>???
you got super soft face and its not grossly long and stuff. will totally pass without ffs
>tfw 5am
>super drunk bcus of super cheap ale
>not sleepy
what do o_o'
>>6057916
>I don't care if you're a chaser or repressed, cis or whatever Ill be chill with you. I was under the impression you were after a femboi though.
Ya this, Birdy isn't a chaser, I think unless he actually gets with a trans girl here and hurts her we should just chill and let chill.
>>6057931
I'm sorry for being so aggressive to you.
>>6057970
>Literally a meme
really? because this kinda confirms im right
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PBVy0xtDoRo
>>6057919
I will, you poor soul.
>>6057925
Doesn't weed just make the whole world so much better?
>>6057930
If weed is bad I dont want good.
>>6057931
I would have been too, shit happens. If you want to talk about it you can drop a skype and Ill add you.
>>6057932
>implying Shinji isn't a complete badass.
Maybe he's a femboy in shitty kaworu fanfics like the rebuilds, but in the actual Neon Genesis Evangelion...
>>6057947
I somehow don't think my boyfriend would approve though.
>>6057955
Some things are best forgotten and ignored.
>>6057971
>tfw skipped the respectable habit period and went straight to sucking dick for weed from the very start
can you imagine that? me with those eyes and that stubbly chin sucking some geezer off for .2 of a gram? what the fuck is wrong with me, jesus christ, I'm hilarious
>>6057947
Super Cute. Super Pass.
Anon approves sister <3
>>6057982
Oh it does
I feel so happy
I can laugh at how ridiculous I am instead of crying
I'm a fucking train wreck of a person but it's fine because I'm happy, it's happiness w/o hurting others that counts the most
life is bizarre
>>6057972
> No matter how well you pass, you will always have a dude skeleton
JUST
>>6057982
>shitty kaworu fanfics
DON'T
ShinjixKaworu forever!!!
>>6057985
...
Is it bad that I don't like weed or any other drug?
>>6057979
but i cant? like my jaw and chin are fubar and i sorta doub ffs can save me at this point.. like the roundness doesnt matter with that chin and this fucking jaw.
>>6057972
>you will always be a visible tranny
>>6057958
ree desu
>>6057980
ye ye thanks
>>6057982
I feel like I've been going on about it for years at this point, but exchanging skype info is long overdue I think!
Skype name is Gongoosus, there's two of them though but they're both me.
>>6057939
I've only tried smoking vaping and edibles and edibles was the best (to be more specific the best was pills with cooked weed in them)
Do you think she had jaw work done too?
>>6057981
OH GOD
I remember seeing the louis theroux trans kids doc and then it cuts to those two non-op transbians in their early 20s and I was just like "haha so this is my future, holy shit what a shitshow, I'm going to need a LOT of weed to cope with this"
femboy here. is it bad if i get an orchiectomy? I'm not a woman tho
>>6058000
poor doggo
and no, I'm straightedge
but like... I want to try marijuanananass one day
>>6058013
you need a hormone in your body, anon
>>6058007
freaking lucky people with okie noses getting nose surgeries
i look like a rhino and cant do anything about it
and yup probably did her jaw
>>6058007
she had full ffs and looked cuter after her first round than she did with the revision but she still looks cute and just needs to learn how to keep up personal hygiene and to stay on hrt
weed....is for losers!
>>6057963
That sounds gorgeous af. Now I'm upset my college is in the middle of a big city lol
>>6058000
drugs seem like too much of a hassle tbdesu. I don't want to find a dealer, hope that whatever I buy isn't shitty quality, and that I don't get busted. I might try weed if I end up in CO or WA tho
>>6058013
>I'm not a woman tho
whatever u say senpai
Also you'll need some hormones in you unless you like osteoperosis
>>6057987
thank you !!!
I'm approved!
>>6058020
Presumably they're the type of femboy that's on HRT?
>>6058004
>if you draw a line that doesn't actually follow the curve it looks bad
BDD
>>6057923
I'm morbidly curious about what a "gender-free orgasm" is but I'm too terrified to watch the video.
>>6058004
ur a cute tranny at least
>>6057979
Get even more drunk and then flirt with everyone online on facebook
>>6058029
Thanks DARE!
>>6058007
>tfw no brad-tier ffs
>>6058029
good thing i'm a fucking loser.
>>6058035
I DON'T FUCKING HAVE BDD. i'm just realistic about my appearance.
>>6058043
lolno.
>>6058048
>jaw is a literal fashion standard
>>6058046
>tfw have a good surgeon nearby but will never have the money to pay for it all
>maybe one thing at a time every 6 years
>>6058043
>tfw not a cute tranny
oh well
I'll just be a stoned guy with tits living in a shack someplace, stomping squirrels for food and spending my spare time scaring old women and schoolkids by running at them with my crazy stare
>>6058059
iktf senpai
>>6057969
I guess my face does look a little long, how much does that procedure cost? I think I should prioritize my chin over that but it might be something worth looking into.
>>6057980
I dont even care if he does hurt a transgrill on here, assuming they aren't some one I like. We tolerate yume's harem, let birdie have some boipussy if he wants it I say.
>>6057985
>>6057992
I don't see anything wrong here, so long as you didnt get aids or something. Im pretty sure succing is our sacred duty.
>>6057994
Asuka x Shinji forever, Shinji can never come to love himself through Kaworu. Kaworu is just escapism.
>>6058000
No, but its lame. And you're a square.
>>6058005
I added the one with a bird on it, it seemed more appropriate.
>>6058013
You and others will probably feel youre less of a man afterwords, Id say go for it- but remember its hard to keep being a femboi after the age of 30.
>>6057982
Reminder that Shinji was supposed to be femmiest faggot possible from the get go and they wanted to put this on TV
http://pastebin.com/nEbAwpYG
>At a shore between the buildings stands Kaworu, without a shred of clothing on.
Shinji follows a bit later. Kaworu's supple limbs float to the surface of the sparkling water. Shinji is unconsciously fascinated by his figure. Kaworu gradually heads deeper into the water but Shinji stops.
>KAWORU (Turning around) Come over here.
>SHINJI I can't go any further…. I can't swim……
>KAWORU It'll be alright. Just hold on to me.
>Shinji enters the deeper water as if drawn to Kaworu. But, Kaworu doesn't take his hand and Shinji nearly drowns.
>Kaworu embraces Shinji. Shinji clings to him.
>KAWORU Hahaha. You really can't swim, can you?
>SHINJI You're so mean. I trusted you……
>Shinji bursts out into tears and buries his face into Kaworu's shoulder, sobbing without hesitation.
>>6058048
you should be a member of the mtfg bdd club. we have free food
>>6058056
ok??? i'm a fucking tolkien dwarf. i'm way too fucking ugly to rock a strong jaw.
>>6058074
yeah, but that group is for people who actually look good and pass, so i can't really be part of it.
>>6058080
you look fine
>>6058086
you've seen me irl, so you know how bad i need it fampai...
>>6058080
i should've watched that today
>>6058069
>ASUKA I'm sure that idiot is crying into his pillow about being spurned by the object of his affections.
>MISATO Object of his affections…
>ASUKA Yeah, it's the Fifth Child. (Standing up) ––Well, I guess I'll go try to cheer him up.
> ASUKA Shinji. I don't know what happened, but you can't lie around like this forever.
>Shinji doesn't respond.
>ASUKA (Poking Shinji's cheek) Hey, Shinji, say something. Shin-chan.
SHINJI (Coldly pushing her hand away) Don't touch me with your filthy hands…
>ASUKA –––
>SHINJI Funny hearing this from you. You're the one who started that disgusting rumor. I don't want to see your face, get out.
>Asuka angrily storms out of the room.
Kaworu x Shinji is the only real pairing in the series. I like to imagine Shinji as a trans girl, Kaworu helps Shinji accept it, and they start dating uguu~
>>6058101
Headcanons are gay
>>6058108
Gay like Shinji.
>>6058108
ur gay
>>6058067
>I guess my face does look a little long, how much does that procedure cost? I think I should prioritize my chin over that but it might be something worth looking into.
3000ish
>>6058069
>>6058100
Reminder that Asuka was originally supposed to be the main character.
Anno definetly had a thing for boy love, thank god all this shit wasnt in the final or Id have to find a new thing to obsess over.
>>6058101
What are you talking about? Asuka and Shinji are clearly super hot for eachother from the start.
anime is for children
My useless boobs hurt
>>6058119
>>6058024
i looked like a bird person beforehand. rhino is p cheap honestly. 4 months on, i forgot i had it and as far as i'm concerned i've always looked like this. its great
>>6058119
yes
>>6058114
for FFS ? A HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
fucking delusional poorbies. If you want a $3k job get ready for the Raiden Quinn special
>>6058115
You just posted a gif where he attacks her tho :u so how does he have the hots for her?
He likes Kaworu!!!!!
>>6058125
i put a deposit on mine and booked a date today ^^
>>6058125
how much does it cost??
not wanting to sound all kayla but i dont have like rich parents.
>>6058115
>>6058101
There's no need to fight, we can make this work.
>>6058108
Death of the author, tbdesu
>>6058129
Shinji and Asuka are deeply troubled individuals, they express their affection in destructive ways. I could go into an in depth discussion about it, but I don't want to flood /mtfg/ with off topic jargon.
>>6058125
How much? Local FFS place quotes $4000-$7500 for just rhino
>>6058142
$4500 + fees for me
>>6058130
i liked the shop number one you posted maddie
>>6058132
mine cost £4k but it was way overpriced for hospital fees and stuff, getting a generic surgeon kinda backfired on me because they operate out of regular hospitals. a lot of ffs surgeons have their own surgeries they work out of. the procedure itself cost £1200. i worked, saved here and there, and paid for it all myself outright.
>tfw every good band you come across is dead
http://airmantrout.bandcamp.com/album/hopscotch
>>6058097
it would have been nice to smoke and watch it..
>tfw the onset realization that i have to buy a new face to pass
>>6058127
uh
I was just talking about a lip lift noob lrn2 reading comprehension
>>6058165
No you don't?
>>6058142
£1200 for the operation
£2000 on hospital stay and admin
£200 on pre-op and post-op photography, stitches removal and initial consultancy
£600 on anesthetist
£4000, which is what, about $6k?
>>6058115
>Asuka was originally supposed to be the main character
U mean Shinji would been a girl with a Nadia like personality cause Sadamoto liked that type of lead. So basically just like the manga version of Shinji but with boobs.
He's a whiny tsundere bitch in the manga, more asuka than asuka.
>>6058165
>implying
>>6058175
Nice, thanks anon. That isn't 'too' bad but still, $6k is alot of saving
>>6058165
iktf. i could have gotten insurance to pay for it, but it's fucking hopeless if i have to go it alone.
Why do they even like Shinji, though?
>>6058188
BDD
D D
DDB
>>6058193
i don't fucking have bdd, stop it with this fucking meme.
im out of olives Dx
>tfw MtFtBro
>>6058191
A femboy is fine too
>>6058200
by definition you have bdd
>>6058134
If I cant have him all to myself, I don't want anything to do with him.
>>6058127
That was just for some lip lift anon.
>>6058177
Alright lets be real, the manga is far inferior to the TV show- and Im not just saying that because Sadamoto was a reifag who made Asuka a side character.
>>6058191
I love Shinji and Asuka for their imperfections, they aren't bitches, they're just misunderstood.
>>6058191
why wouldn't you like a pre hrt femboy?
>>6058215
bdd would mean that i'm obsessing over features that aren't actually as bad as i make them out to be. i don't have bdd.
I wish I was a lizard; no nasty feeling facial or body hair, and your reproductive bits are on the inside even if you're male.
>>6058220
lol
>>6058221
and when you cut off your penis it would grow back!
>>6058220
That's actually exactly what you're doing
>>6058174
>>6058181
for me yeah, i need a new chin, jaw, nose and forehead, i'm fugged unless i get those done
>tfw you pass but you're still ugly
>>6057886
>smoke weed
I always get super sleepy and have trouble paying attention when I do. Its not very fun desu.
>>6058216
Let's be honest, Sadamoto basically made his Shinji Nadia, so he forgot to leave space for Asuka.
Was good at drawing lewd and based Kaworu over some school crush or something.
>>6058228
Lizards have two hemi-penii instead of a mammalian penis, and I'm not sure if they regenerate, but I guess at least you'd have a spare.
>tfw tired and wish Edie was here sleeping on me
>>6058238
just bang her
>>6058239
But then we won't get all the banter between them arguing about why they haven't gone all the way yet.
>>6058218
that pic is literally me
all i have to do is to get rid of hair to look the most man gorilla ever
>>6058148
4000 ??
If i was a rich girl, nununu nunuu
gay
>>6058245
didn't edie already take her on her show?
i lightened my hair
should i make it even lighter?
>>6058245
It's because I'm a virgin and she has to ease me in to it >.> and like you don't fuck that fast when you want to date date someone, otherwise everything just has a penis shaped haze over it
>>6058249
my fattie chubby princess!
I love you~
My best friend and I watched WWE NXT and Oldboy
So I have to do something to tone down the manliness for a bit
>>6058253
Yes, and maybe dye it some neon hue.
>>6058221
But also no boobs. There are other serious flaws with being a lizard, but they are mostly self-evident. I would have mentioned heat regulation, but it occurred to me that since getting on hormones it's not like I'm able to be warm for long anyway...
>>6058267
i dont have daddy issues, no thanks
>>6058249
No u
>>6058262
hi bae
>>6058269
>i dont have daddy issues
I don't believe you
>>6058271
Lol the girl you love is pleasing other men, you're a cuck and the only person who will ever love you is a hoe.
>tfw gave yourself tinnitus and asymmetric hearing
>drinking makes it worse
>can't run to substance abuse for comfort now
>no more sacred things in life anymore
>going insane
>still a hon
>at least since my ears are broke now i dont have to worry about the intricacies of a good pair of headphones
>can't even hear the background humming of a cheap headset
>considering death
well
how are the rest of you
>>6058271
>I mean you could but the lighter you go the more people will naturally think they need to take care of you so
brb buying all of the hair dye i need this
>>6058274
i have mommy issues
not daddy issues
BIG difference
i wasn't given enough affection when i was a child to grow up to have daddy issues
>>6058276
I need to see a sports medicine specialist to have my legs and gait examined and to learn exercises to unfuck my shoulder
>>6058253
brown plz
>>6058276
howd u mess ur ears up
>>6058280
>mommy
>daddy
can u have both issues
>>6058270
>tfw you can never hold elanna while she is tripping and give her kisses all over her body.
>>6058232
there's actually pretty huge variability with different strains
I mean charlotte's web has like none of the psychoactive stuff for example
>>6058253
you're looking thinner and cute again
never cut your hair that short and get that fat again
>>6058273
how was your day?
>>6058280
What constitutes mommy issues?
>>6058291
pretty good ^^ my voice is getting better and might actually pass someday and im getting part of a new face in like a month and a half. u?
>>6058286
i dont look good with brown hair
my natural color is much lighter than this, pic related
and idk maybe u can i dont know
>>6058290
yeah ive lost 20 pounds and im gonna get my hair stylised once i save up 60$
i told u fuckers id do it h8rs RAUS
>>6058293
not enough affection as a baby makes u want the warm embrace of a mommy
>>6058268
No boobs would be okay, I like delicious flat chest as much as any other kind.
>>6058297
you should sing a song to prove it
>getting rid of chubby cheeks
nooooooo!
>>6058234
The ending of the manga was a fucking joke, it wasn't even an ending. It was practically just an ad for the rebuilds.
>>6058288
Sativa > Indica
>>6058299
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gait
>>6058275
Cuck is a very masculine concept, and so is degrading people for doing a job that is healthy and safe.
We're liberal labia licking lesbians, were above such puritanical male ideals dear
>>6058300
>as much as any other kind.
YOU CAN LEAVE
DFC ÜBER ALLES
>>6058297
>I might actually pass someday
Did you build a time machine to go back to before you passed?
>>6058301
dw i am just getting a new nose. <3 i can't sing but i will repost my clyp from last night
https://clyp.it/tkzqhuhs
Tell me about yume! Why does she wear the hat?
>>6058238
iktf
>>6058251
i don't want her to be on cam with me. not to like diss myself or whatever but i think she's too good for it.
we haven't even had sex yet, i really like her and we're not like at that point yet at all. she's not some random person idgaf about that i met on tinder or some shit.
>>6058253
go lighter
>>6058253
dead because of finals
who else is dead because of finals here
bye gpa it has been rad
>>6058314
SAVED
>>6058312
ribbit ribbit
>>6058314
FUFDSKV DASKi just spit out my fuckin lemonadefuck ahahahahaha
>>6058311
IM NOT WEARING A HAT??
>>6058305
i want it back to my natural color which is blonde
>>6058310
you had me extremely worried
sing
what kind of nose are you going for?
>>6058320
CIA Agent: [to the prisoners] The flight plan I just filed with the agency lists me, my men, Dr. Pavel here but only one of you! First one to talk gets to stay on my aircraft!
[grabs a hood]
CIA Agent: Who paid you to grab Dr. Pavel?
[No answer, the agent fires his gun away from the prisoner's head]
CIA Agent: He didn't fly so good!
[pulls the hood back into the plane]
CIA Agent: Who wants to try next?
[grabs another prisoner]
CIA Agent: Tell me about Bane! Why does he wear the mask? A lot of loyalty, for a hired gun!
Bane: Or perhaps he's wondering why someone would shoot a man, before throwing him out of a plane?
CIA Agent: At least you can talk. Who are you?
Bane: It doesn't matter who we are, what matters is our plan.
[the Agent removes the hood]
Bane: No one cared who I was until I put on the mask.
CIA Agent: If I pull that off, would you die?
Bane: It would be extremely painful.
CIA Agent: You're a big guy!
Bane: For you.
CIA Agent: Was getting caught part of your plan?
Bane: Of course... Dr. Pavel refused our offer in favor of yours, we had to find out what he told you.
Dr. Pavel: Nothing! I said nothing!
CIA Agent: Well, congratulations! You got yourself caught! Now what's the next step in your master plan?
Bane: Crashing this plane... with no survivors!
>>6058306
I love your posts in response to trolls so much that I sometimes get excited about the trolls.
Anyway, good night mtfg. 6 AM is early ;~;
>>6058218
>pre hrt femboy
Wat
>>6058322
its gonna be pretty subtle but i think it will make a difference (at least to how i feel). original on the left, proposed revision on the right
>>6058327
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0YzGJ5jBzBa
4u
Why does BDD have to exist
>>6058339
it doesn't, it's all in your head
>>6058314
hehehe
>>6058333
literally all of femgen are on hrt and are mostly trannies in denial
>>6058334
I hope you really love your new nose, Maddie. I'm excited for more pictures of you dressed up for a night on the town, but where you're happier with the face that's smiling at us.
OK. Goodnight for real.
>>6058306
Its a job about degrading yourself, I know behind this air of confidence at some level it must bother you, if really care about her it should drive you insane that she's camming for other people.
Or maybe you're just as full of shit as she is, you know shes a hoe and thats why you sought her out? Because you knew the only way you'd get some one to touch you was to pay them.
You know, for saying you're above male ideals you certainly do take the masculine role in a relationship.
>>6058327
what the fuck did you do to the script?!?!!??!
here's what it actually says nerd:
>the flight plan I just filed with the agency lists smee, maimen, dr. paveleer, button lee, Juan o'vous
>>6058342
It is a condition which I can't get rid of.
It literally does exist.
Many people are cursed with it.
>>6058339
pleb i know this is you
admit you have it
>>6058349
<3 nini
>>6058351
parle vous bitch
>>6058355
I'm not pleb, but I do have BDD.
It is a curse and is one of the most horrible things ever.
>>6058334
i like ur nose
do u think picking ur nose will feel different after
>>6058355
>imblyming
>>6058357
i don't know french, i only know the tdkr script
>>6058334
wew theres barely a difference.
>>6058365
>hey guys I took a screencap from my phone this definitely isnt me!
>>6058335
U did that for me?
im
uh
flattered
fucking autist
>>6058351
Actually, the grammatically correct version would be "The flight plan I just filed with the agency lists smee, maimen, and doctor pavel here, but only one of you. "
does my boy voice pass m'ladies? this is my boy voice
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0XCMg5VfDN7
>>6058371
http://vocaroo.com/i/s189nf4WgFjq
>>6058374
show me your butt now
>>6058370
pls, there's plenty of ppl with bdd here and that's not to say pleb doesn't have it
>>6058353
>tfw accursed
>>6058379
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0XCMg5VfDN7
edie/dollfag?
>>6058385
clownface*
>>6058381
i don't.
>>6058385
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1oQX31SHbSw
>>6058339
Whats that stand for?
I'm dead......tired
>>6058378
Well, doctor pavel was already an established character, so calling him doctor paveleer would be incorrect, though possibly a mistake on Wilson's part. Saying "button lee, juan o'vus" wouldnt make any sense, because not only did that make every man on the plane accounted for, (which is what Wilson was trying to avoid) but it would also mean that he forgot the important conjunction "and" in between lee and o'vus.
>>6058392
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1oQX31SHbSw
okay edie, you sound nice dollfag
>All these fellow girls who stuff themselves full of hormones
All I need is my natural femininity and love of sequins to achieve a life untainted by dangerous chemicals.
>>6058348
>literally all of femgen are on hrt and are mostly trannies in denial
We aren't.
The trannies in denial bit I mean.
>>6058401
IM NOT
FUCKING
EDIE
>>6058401
dollhag*
>>6058379
U know u r
but what am i?
#roatsed
the fire rises
>>6058404
the only attractive ones are either on hrt or considering it
and everyone on hrt is a tranny in denial
>>6058405
CALM
DOWN
EDIE/Dollfag/Clownface/Dollhag/
>>6058380
b-but anon...i-i...
everyone has already seen my butt >.>;;
unsee.
cc/baripemu/
>>6058392
that laugh at the end
>>6058412
sick
of this shit
check cnn in 30 mintues
you'll regret this
>>6058405
id like to be fucking edie
>>6058413
actually this is my first time seeing your butt, wew, noice chubby butte <3
>>6058417
>tfw clownface commits suicide
Oh god please let it be this
>>6058420
It probably doesn't cost too much, Im sure you can afford it anon.
>>6058417
you know dollface anger is very bad for you.
umm are you okay dollfag?
maybe you should pull faye's panties down again.
edie did you take your pills?
>>6058396
dr. pavel was one of his men by then. dr. paveleer is a whole new character estavlished in that scene.
>>6058395
>that pic
me rn desu.
>>6058427
but thats literally being in denial
TRANSGIRL PENISES I WANT TO SEE BECAUSE I DON'T BELIEVE THEY HAVE PENISES
>Edie
>Isla
>Cornflakes
>Elanna :^)
>>6058430
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Dzef6mc4Wr
sing
>>6058430
yummy pls
>>6058402
Is that Immortan Joe from Mad Max?
>>6058430
http://vocaroo.com/i/s154ysAA9AAC
>>6058430
oh yume you're just so silly aren't ya~
>>6058436
>tfw not on the list
>>6058432
In that case, maimen could not be a character, if it was referring to his men. Also, who were Smee and Dr. Paveleer then?
>>6058436
Edie is hung like a horse
>>6058402
leri i still love you in spite of ur looks, because of ur inner beauty. also you look great in pearls
>>6058442
Its not Eddy you nerd.
>>6058405
i think you are cute, but pls post girl voice too
>>6058436
elanna's dick is huge
>>6058436
i can only verify one of those, sorry
>>6058442
quit bullying yume, edie!
that's not nice!
>>6058430
>yume is back
WTF????
>>6058449
Im sure it makes her clients, such as you, very happy.
>>6058442
everyone fuck now!
>>6058436
Jury is still out on cornflakes
>>6058287
>tfw u will never snuggle up with anon while tripping and be a tiny little druggie ball
This is a sad feel ;~;
>>6058460
You sound like you learned English in another country, do they have women's rights where you're from?
>>6058446
Its because we already know you dont have a penis, cissie.
>>6058436
Better see Cornflake's quick because shes not going to have it anymore soon.
>>6058436
I have a pic of islas dick lying around somewhere
anyone want it
>>6058467
Attacking my grammar won't make her affections for you genuine. It will always be an act. I know behind this air of confidence at some level it must bother you, if really care about her it should drive you insane that she's camming for other people.
Or maybe you're just as full of shit as she is, you know shes a hoe and thats why you sought her out? Because you knew the only way you'd get some one to touch you was to pay them.
You know, for saying you're above male ideals you certainly do take on the masculine role in a relationship.
>>6058472
gross desu
I still want to see yumes gt since apparently its nickname around portland is the chipotle burrito.
tfw mayak doesnt make a vocaroo respondong to u
>>6058476
yeah, thats a fitting name
>>6058442
y-y-yume.. y-your voice!
>>6058439
>>6058442
>>6058458
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0pgGFUK8waD
>>6058474
>Not knowing faye is full of shit
were you around for all the forced drama she created for herself yesterday?
>>6058476
Yume /is/ the ultimate chaser.
>>6058476
Yumes dick is the third best dick ive ever sucked
ive sucked four dicks
>>6058471
its just orchi shes getting
>>6058452
edie is pronounced eddy :- )
>>6058457
check cnn
>>6058464
WTF????
>>6058453
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1LCAyIgM5Yw
>>6058476
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I CANT FUCKING BREATH
>>6058477
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Zj6oBk0CCB
>>6058481
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0B09mhe7w0E
>>6058436
>tfw u used to have a penis bigger than your bf who already had a pretty big penis
>>6058481
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0pgGFUK8waD
yummy why are you SO CUUUUTE!!!
>>6058480
you know you don't have to flirt with everyone, right?
>>6058474
>tfw the male role is now define as on your back moaning while a girl sucks on your breasts and grinds on top of you while finger fucking your mouth
>>6058484
hmmmmmmmmmmmmm
>>6057929
milk? get on Skype nigga
>>6058404
which is why you're on hrt and hanging out in a mtf thread
nope
totally not a tranny in denial
>>6058493
you were second best
>>6058487
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1LCAyIgM5Yw
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Zj6oBk0CCB
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0B09mhe7w0E
is it me or is dollface a bit more tsuntsun then usual
g-goodnight everyone
>>6058496
Where does Adri rate on the gt scale?
anyone else here test how well they pass on camming sites with random people?
or am i just pathetic for doing that
>>6058492
Not gonna lie, I've been there before I came out
>>6058474
>implying i'm not the man in the relationship
anon pls
>>6058487
L M A O
S T O P
>>6058489
i'm just very petite and sweet <33333
>>6058501
no i go outside
>>6058487
literally kill urself
>>6058496
so who is the 4th? u or c?
>>6058506
after u puta le bitch
>>6058465
she flashed her 1 inch dick on tc once
>>6058487
Yoo mei what do you think about them changing the $20 bill to add Harriet Tubman and future plans to put woman on all the currency?
>>6058507
U
C was top fucking tier
>>6058504
people outside are too polite to say anything
I can't wait until I'm done with electrolysis and never have to have beard hair again
>>6058503
Nigga u a hoe. You can be the dominant one in bed but you're still the one selling sex. That makes Faye the man like it not.
>>6058481
https://clyp.it/ml4eovfw
>>6058510
*farts*
>>6058490
I've never heard her voice before you blockhead
Good evening moonlight sparkles.
Just about to go to sleep with help from ms ambien. I can't wait for my life to change, one more month and I am away from my mom, school, and my birth area. A brand new life of being an adult awaits me and I am sooo excited.
>>6058514
oh well i wasnt referring to the order
so you meant to say 5 then
>>6058520
lmao
>tfw you make brownies because fucknit why not
>tfw everyone gets one
>tfw you eat everything left
>tfw you ate all the extra batter because you CAN and only let your gf have some
living child ali's dream
>>6058494
tfw wearing mini milk shirt rn
>>6058500
idk dude
ive never met adri
probably better than yume ayyy
>>6058513
>replacing the founder of the democratic party's face with a gun touting republican
this is why we nEED sanders
>>6058484
>>6058530
who.................................. tf
>>6058525
No 4
I have NO idea what you could POSSIBLY be talking about. :)
>>6058530
Image yumes but less wide
yumes dick is bae
>>6058523
new kayla is weird
i like it
>tfw no lewd things rn
>>6058523
Good for you, are you finally gonna go full time?
>>6058519
saying i sell sex because i get naked in front of a camera is like saying the food network feeds you every time you tune in.
>>6058520
i just woke up every single person in my apartment building
talk dirty to me
>>6058523
yay kayla, I knew you could do it
>>6058523
gl kayla :)
>>6058540
masturbate
DO it
>>6058533
are u rly this dum
>>6058538
idk
if she'd have cum she'd be #2
uncut>cut
I wanna be cute. If i stop posting here will i be cute
>>6058533
>replacing the face of a genocidal maniac
We really shouldnt have men who instituted death marches on our currency.
>>6058546
but my roomate is in the room!
>>6058550
i dont post here and im not cute
son probably nt
ur all fuckin gay lmao
>>6058542
No it isn't. It's nothing like that at all you uneducated whore. Itd be like saying the food network sells you food, which is does.
>>6058547
If she had cum id have insane cocklust all the time desu
>>6058541
not at first but I am definitely going to be feminine, since none of the people know me down there, I can use my girl voice and not live in fear about it anymore. Also have an office job lined up thanks to bio dad so I can get my electrolysis finished fast.
>>6058544
Yeah, all that pain I went through will soon pay off.
>>6058539
why weird?
>>6058556
THIS
homy fucking shit
>>>/agpg/
>>>/tlg/
>>6058476
top gt
>>6058556
sucky sucky 5 dorra
>>6058547
i dont cum from blowjobs unless they're pornstar tier level good not virgin tier
needless to say i only ever dated one girl who could make me nut in her mouth
>>6058564
lmaooo
>>6058542
https://clyp.it/5vyeuqzf
>>6058564
fat gay moonboy
Its funny to think that all the hardships and bullshit my ancestors went through in life all ended up with loser me sitting in front of a computer every night wishing I was a girl.
At least I have a brother so I don't have to worry about continuing the family name.
>>6058554
if its z smile and do it anyway
if its ui politely ask him to leave and wink at him and wait for his knowing nod
>>6058570
korra?
>>6058573
No.
>>6058557
Let's be honest, guys masterbate to anything, including food network
>>6058572
>do it anyway
but that's 2lewd
>>6058578
challenge accepted
>>6058557
>the food network sells you food
i'm really glad the iron chef managed to step out of your 4" television set and cook you dinner last night what with how busy they tend to be. i hope you two will be very happy together. just don't forget his donation.
>>6058568
>TELLING EVERYONE ABOUT MY SWEATY PALMS
O H M Y G O D
I GET NERVOUS OK!!!!!
>>6058578
That and the whore you bought.
>>6058573
no its probably a jew
>>6058567
shlulda fucked m but t then
>>6058582
>being this intentionally dense
You're lucky everyone on this board is a retarded slut and can't tell how full of shit you are.
>>6058568
>>6058582
holy fuck ahahha
well, goodnight
>>6058586
Nope.
>>6058586
>>6058579
then say hey dude mind i I masturbate and hell be like hey sure
>>6058552
(noticed)
>>6058597
THAT IS TOO DIFFICULT
>>6058603
It's just 8 syllables senpai
>>6058495
Just wanted tips on stuff, bein here doesn't automatically mean I'm like the rest of you.
I'm not even the guy who's cutting his balls off I swear.
>>6058561
That's good at least. Maybe being out of that enviroment will help. Id try going full time as soon as you got there, but Im bold.
i'm going to bed familiarinos. catch you on the filp side fampais.
>>6058587
no interest
my sex drive in the "dom" field has been dead for a few months :- )
p bored
>>6058589
>the food network sells you food
>the food network sells you food
>the food network sells you food
>the food network sells you food
i literally don't think you could get any more dense than this
this is the kind of shit that happens when trolls who can't speak english try to act smart.
take a shower. i'm sure you've been sitting at your monitor for awhile now.
>>6058591
SHE IS BULLYING ME!!!!!
>>6058603
jerk off in the shower or something then
r u fucking stupid
>>6058552
>we shouldn't have men on our currency
Fixed
Amy, gem, yume
post a group butt pic.
>>6058565
Maybe if I start up with that I can have a nitrous addiction and be able to pay for it...
I dont think my boyfriend would be very happy about it though.
>>6058600
(Will to live restored)
>>6058613
i truly hope you arent actually a feminist
mainly because feminists hate trans
>>6058610
well thanks for increasing my dysphoria and dysmorphia and general insecurities and making me feel ugly u stupid cunt
>>6058582
why else would you watch it
I missed 420
>>6058621
sounds like a personal problem
>>6058619
Old second wave feminists hate trans people, current 2016 feminists love us for the most part, enough to ban terfs from almost every single rally and college campus
>>6058626
actually no nvm theyre all p gross
>>6058626
>not wanting my fine ass
butte
>>6058630
god i hate u so much you fucking worthless waste of space and your fucking life jesus christ i hate you and everything ahout you pls jump off a bridge (but survive and pay expensive medical bills and be totally poor and live homeless outside thenhospial)
>>6058631
makes sense since old wave feminist were stuck with hons(a lot forced since HRT and laser was insanely expensive and hard to find in 70s and 00s.)
The younger feminists who are more likely to encounter passing trannies are far less negative without that experience.
>>6058640
i just burped
>tfw a few months ago had pretty much no interest in sex
>tfw now horny and craving dick less than 24 hours after sex
What the fuck is happening at me ;~;
>>6058617
I mean, wouldn't an acceptable compromise just be to remain monogamous but retain the 5 dollar charge? :^)
>>6057916
you pair shinji with asuka because you want him for yourself, amirite? imrite.
>>6058635
Nope, can't say that I do.
Don't know anyone that does actually.
Maybe if they live in a dumpster
>>6058648
STOP trying to turn me on
I'm mad at u
>>6058651
i think your due for your next booty call with your ex
>>6058654
ive fugged 7 peolple in the last 3 weeks senpai
>>6058657
*belch*
>>6058660
thats not a bragging right slut
>>6058660
how many guys?
>>6058660
3 regret it
1 is homeless (lol)
2 will fuck just about anyone
1 (assumedly) WILL fuck literally anyone
also oral=/=fucking
>>6058663
daddy no im gonna
ahhhhhn
*BRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPTTTTTTTTT*
>>6058669
i upvoted this post
>>6058669
>WILL fuck literally anyone
when does he get around to me??
>>6058675
Go to yumes
ask for ui
I can assure you he will fuck you
>>6058659
He's in Japan for the next several weeks ;~~~;
I thought if we had sex before he left I would be satisfied until then but I didn't even make it a day. wtf is wrong with me, when did I turn into such a ho? ;~;
>>6058686
why not ask his friend then?
>>6058681
*cym* in me, daddy~
make me feel squishy
get me pregnant
do it
>>6058690
*cyms*
>>6058651
Probably the better way to go, but I could have so many drugs if I was a lewd hoe though...
>>6058652
I figured this much was obvious, I identify with Asuka and Shinji is my husbando.
>>6058681
I wasnt the one talking about Amy. Just trying to show butt respect.
>>6058692
*pants*
Y-you...
You're a big guy...
>>6058617
(notices again)
>>6058686
pic related omw
>>6058695
I meant kaworu
>>6058700
*cyms all over ur sissy shit hole*
4 u
>>6058699
point still stands
>mother has big tits
>sister has gigantic tits
>already kind of had tits before hormones
>finally got hormones
let's see where this goes
>>6058699
Ok well you still hurt my feelings so you should post your gt to make me feel better.
>>6058707
???
does it
>>6058704
for y-you too...
>>6058685
Nah, it'll be one of those norse myths y'know? Thor says he can drink anyone under the table, but his drinking horn contains the sea itself. Loke says he can outeat anyone but his opponent is wildfire. Ui says he can fuck anyone, but who can fuck the prime aspect of unfuckableness itself?
>>6058710
the homeless one isn't
but like the rest of em are
>>6058592
nini kayla
-tickles /mtfg/-
>>6058712
Me too anon.
>>6058713
>mom walks in
>every walk the dinosaur
boom boom chalakaka boom
>>6058709
nah
>>6058714
I'm nearly positive he would fuck sheen
>>6058689
I don't have his contact info...
What would I say if I did though? "Hey I'm single, you're single, you're cute, wanna fuck?" I mean, I'm hoping we'll actually end up hitting festivals this summer so I could feasibly have a reason to talk to him etc and ask that kinda stuff but for now... ;~;
>>6058695
Fwiw, all the drugs in the world get trumped by a caring bf though ;~;
>>6058723
-tickles anonymous- o.o
>>6058712
good girl
>>6058726
dude wtffff
ur dick is so wierd looking
lol
>>6058731
>Hey I'm single, you're single, you're cute, wanna fuck?
Unless he's gay or dating somebody, he'll probably say yes.
girls /dota2g/ is making fun of us
>>6058737
sick of this SHIT
>>6058701
(Regains more will to live)
>>6058702
Kaworu is shit, like Rei.
>>6058731
Dawh, when you put it that way I guess I dont need to be a slut at all.
>>6058744
*shits on ur weird dick*
>>6058748
Asuka is a mean bully, I relate more to shinji desu
>>6058742
He's definitely not gay, and is currently very single and very thirsty. Maybe I'll take the crass approach if it really is that easy...
..I'm still pretty sure he can tell I'm a tranny though
>>6058748
Basically yeah, you've got it made. Money can buy drugs, but it can't buy a partner ;~;
>>6058762
>it cant buy a partner
i beg to differ
significant other for hire
adderall also works as an acceptable payment
>>6058695
>husbando
you know what sucks, everything about electrolysis.
what sucks most is sitting here, infront of my fan with a beard and because of the denseness of the hair as well as the length because of the electrolysis on tuesday I can feel the air from the fan through my beard.
this is how you know you're a woman...
oh but of course laser didn't work at all on me so you know... this is what I have to do.
>>6058728
>>6058741
nah he wouldn't
show him my picture
he will recoil in terror
>>6058758
I used to be a mean bully but I got better at dealing with my superiority complex as I got older and started smoking weed. I can still get nasty if you set me off though.
>>6058762
That's true. I guess I need to sit down and appreciate the good things that I have. Whats better yet is I have a partner who I regularly do drugs with.
>>6058769
Id stop being into Shinji if he started whoremoans, does that make me a bad person/hypocrite?
>>6058788
That really stinks; back about ten years ago I got a home electrolysis thingy which hurt a lot, and I wasn't using it on my face. I hope it doesn't take many more sessions before you're done with it.
>>6058798
You just have different tastes, there's nothing wrong with that.
>>6058799
still just doing the dark hairs right now
another couple sessions on them and then I will probably not be so upset about it all because then it will just be the light hairs to go
>>6058808
>>6058808
Kaji is a hawtie but I dont think he'd be a good partner for Asuka. Also Id want to be someone who knew how to shut their mouth and not get shot.
>>6058827
Also Id want to be with someone who*
D E A D
Same time every night
>>6058850
All the disgusting east coasters went to sleep. West coast best coast
Come hang out on hips-free discord https://discord.gg/0jCp5pochwwpumOe
>>6058850
It was inevitable.
>>6058862
but it happens several times a night
>>6058870
Is that so wrong?
im torn between rereading my favorite novel series or playing video games
>>6058885
likes this
I M
B O R E D
be funny /mtfg/
>>6058893
Peepee vagina fart
Got to finish the thread.
>>6058911
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