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▶Size charts: http://www.americanapparel.net/sizing/default.asp?chart=womens.pantse_conversion_chart.php
▶Transition timelines: http://imgur.com/a/qWpxv
▶Voice Training: http://pastebin.com/dgipdsge
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▶Discord: https://discord.gg/0qFz5Shp1aVSTsTz
▶IRC: https://www.rizon.net/chat #mtfg
▶Tinychat: therapedungeon
▶Zeemaps: https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=1843968
I will make my exit then D:
No place for this town bike
>>5943620
first for LARGE THICK COCKS
and rubbing them all over and into your body
>>5943627
wtf...
>>5943608
i'm enrolled...
>>5943627
uhhhhh is this actually gem
WHy did I think this was a good idea, there's no way I'm actually a woman. This is going to be so embarrassing I don't want to do it anymore
>tfw Edie talks about being respectful of your first time
Eeeeeeeeeee omg my heart
maybe if y'all were chiller and happier and less angry you could go to parties and be in sororities and hang out (and fuck) frat bros like me!!!! you dummies
i cant tell if i would really fit in in these threads or not at all
think its both at times
>>5943637
You'll be fine. Be brave.
Also, goodnight everyone. Sorry Elanna, ran out of time for lewd chat.
Why am I cursed with being in love with my best friend, who tolerates but doesn't reciprocate my feelings
>>5943646
I'm serious, I'm asking myself why I did this I don't think that I could really live as a woman.
>>5943632
yes
If edie ever shows in my city portland again, I will make sure she pays
>>5943653
wow i didnt know you were a slut
>>5943638
>respectful
You cheated on your gf you piece of shit.
Your gf should kick your ass
>>5943626
i like you desu
>>5943659
lets fug
mfw my bobs are now too big to close my jacket
> Tfw feminine enough that everyone genders you female by default without hearing you speak, but masculine/feminine enough to not get any weird looks in the men's/women's washroom, shopping around in the women's section, or at lingerie stores.
Also, somehow, I'm passing before I'm *ready* to fully transition and so, an awkward atmosphere follows me around when waiters/etc. invariably 'misgender' me and I use my boyvoice because i'm not confident in my girlvoice yet. Tbh, I'm kinda confused as to which restroom I should be using, since I'm sorta androgynous.
Also, I've been ncreasingly liking how things fit on me recently. With a +2-+3 aug (flatness is a family trait on both sides of the family), I should be a solid 8-9/10, bodywise. Woo woo!~
>>5943668
>ywn touch cybas bobs
>>5943659
Bro, you'll have to get through he ex ranger boyfriend first
>me and yume have the same deadname
ayy lmao
>>5943683
Justin, fuck off
>At interview in complete boymode. Guy clothes and voice.
>"Frank there's a woman here for an interview with you "
I wasn't expecting this. Help.
>>5943663
Her gf didn't want to put her in a bridal gown and lead an alternatively crying, laughing, blushing, happy Faye around the reception.
Can a person really exist with such bad taste?
>>5943672
>>5943692
>tfw people start gendering you female even when u 100% boyvoice
>>5943665
hi~!
If I don't get into grad school this summer I think I'll kill myself :3
>>5943693
Faye could've at least had the dignity of breaking up with his gf
life is suffering
>>5943697
>boyvoice
boymode*
>>5943698
You can still try to do more things you know. Most people drop out of academia.
>>5943693
>blaming her because Faye doesn't want to move forward in transitioning
This is the biggest misconception that has ever taken place with Faye, he is literally a chaser on hormones
>>5943698
i hope u get into grad school then
u could also take a break after school and do something else then go back to school. like teach for america or something gay like that
>>5943638
i-i just want it to be special :x
>>5943698
learn 2 weld then
I've been watching so much Slayers. I'm on Try now.
After 52 episodes + OVAs + the first half of Try, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Tn7SiC_Z4I is stuck in my head.
God, this show is fun. Lina and co. casually unwittingly spreading death and destruction whereever they go while saving the world in the more leisurely, happy-go-lucky manner possible.
>>5943663
its just a meme
>>5943719
>2016
>not being an underwater welder
>tfw you're slowly rotting out from the inside
>>5943722
No it isn't
>>5943711
He's also a closeted transphobe and drops trip to attack his friends and he used to shade edie as being a sex whore. It's ironic and completely ludicrous that they are in love now.
How long does it take to get hormones prescribed in the US? I've been going to a therapist for 2 months so far.
>>5943728
people can change, they can get worse
>>5943726
same
let's make out
>>5943733
Hi Faye.
>>5943715
I'm going on a trip to the Pacific NW (including tranny mecca Portland) after I graduate my BA this summer, but in order to meet my family's expectations and not seem like an useless english major druggie idiot cocksleeve I have to go to grad school and do something with my life.
>>5943731
3 months is usual.
>>5943726
collapsing
in on myself
i don't know why
i try (i try)
>>5943736
You're an English major?
>tfw 25 year old virgin who hasn't experienced anything remotely close to intimacy
Finally a thread for me.
mtfg is my favorite over-complicated soap.
That most of the characters are trans just makes it juicier.
>>5943736
ya but u could always do something else before grad school, something that could even improve your chances of getting into grad school
even tho u are a cocksleeve u still seem like a good girl overall
Are any of these intials yours, mtfg?
http://prntscr.com/alukqx
I caught a glimpse of myself in a window today. I look nothing like a woman.
>>5943745
yup
But I have certifications for entry level IT work and know how to program
But I'm best at readin' and writin'....but all the rest of my family work in oil or are engineers or lawyers
>>5943746
The closest I've ever gotten was holding hands with a female friend in high school. We had one class together and we'd usually just sit next to each other and hold hands all period. That's all that ever happened though.
>>5943747
hello fellow watcher
>>5943697
Oh no, in my case >>5943672 I'm usually in andorgynous clothing. Femme, but like, nothing *too* excessive for a guy to wear, would look gay more than anything else. Just skinny jeans and a nice femme jacket with androg top.
I've been gendered even after whipping out my girlvoice out of my ass. It's just stressful because I'm not used to it, and I hadn't practiced it much so it was literally 'do or die'.
So yeah, I could probably yolo fulltime right now with few problems. I'm just totally unprepared. I haven't even gotten my eyebrows done or replaced my old pair of eyeglasses for a more feminine frame or contacts. Plenty of things I can still do.~
i like me
>>5943750
are these birthdays?
>>5943728
why are you so upset lol
i want to kill
>>5943763
SRS dates for Suporn.
http://www.supornclinic.com/clients/calendar.htm
>>5943762
>ywn ktf
>>5943763
Neovagina birthdays.
>>5943751
So do you look like a man?
>>5943750
no. what is this from?
>>5943767
my initials will never be on there
>>5943758
if you become a girl you don't need girls
Get in tinychat you nerds
>>5943767
>actually cutting off your dick
>>5943716
If I get srs... And we're still together, do you get to take it twice?
>>5943764
You're trash
>>5943773
That's the plan.
>mfw one day I'll be able to squeeze my own boobs
>>5943780
>being a chaser
>>5943612
>are you really maddie's gf??
ask her ;D
>>5943746
>tfw only intimacy I've every had is kissing a girl once in high school
I still don't know what she saw in me. I'm repulsive
>>5943747
i know right
an interactive text and image-based soap opera starring a buncha trannies
and its constantly playing!
what a time to be alive!
Are all of the trips who are close together just in relationships with each other?
> All these transbians.
I don't get it. I'm going to all this trouble to try to become an ordinary woman and live an ordinary life. Why would you want to date someone with the exact same problem you have? It's like doubling your emotional baggage, and it kinda goes against the whole 'living a normal life' thing.
It just seems weird. I could understand trans friends for support, sure, but dating? Eugh, no way unless it falls from the sky. I'm not gonna go out of my way to date anyone trans, but like, if it winds up happining randomly in the future, sure (unless it's FtM, I like the dick too much to ever be able to date a FtM). I'm just going to continue in my life, date cute/hot guys, and go from there.
You know what I'm saying? It feels kinda like you're chasing trannies as a tranny. Like, what?
anyways, I'm going to workout.
I think Im going to buy yoga pants tomorrow.
How do you prevent property damage if you try to commit suicide using burned charcoal?
>>5943802
by succeeding
>>5943802
No! bad coffee.
>>5943787
> Tfw I already can.
> Tfw it sends a jolt a pleasure through my body.
Only caveat is that I'm pretty small. Such is life when your sister is an AA-A, and your mom was a 36B until she went through menopause. RIP. Meanwhile, I'm sitting at a 34A, and I doubt they'll get much larger unless I gain weight.
I'll probably get an aug. Fuck being flat.
>>5943793
I can't believe I used to watch TV instead of watching some of us transgirls create drama for themselves.
How the times change.
>>5943782
yes :3
>>5943783
tru
>>5943784
no lol
>>5943802
You're not far along enough in your transition to kill yourself. You have to wait at least 12 months. It's in one of those papers you signed.
>>5943802
um, don't use burned charcoal? Get some LN2 and seal yourself in a room and play with it and freeze shit as the oxygen slowly leaves the room and is replaced with nitrogen and you slowly and painlessly suffocate to death?
>>5943795
Just the ones that step foot in Portland.
>>5943795
Like who
>>5943797
> Why would you want to date someone with the exact same problem you have?
bcus then you have mutual understanding and don't have to explain yourself to your partner and have went through similar things.
>>5943811
I swear u learn more from TV than these threads l-lol
>>5943811
welcome to the year 2016
what a time to be alive
>>5943820
>tfw no chlorination
quick someone grope my tits
>>5943828
M E G A M I L K
>>5943825
>has gf
>cuddles and makes out with Edie
>sends her lewd pics
>still with old gf
>claims it isn't cheating
>>5943828
where you at
be there in like 20 minutes
>>5943807
The carbon monoxide produced would still linger. If I'm going to kill myself, it would just be me, I wouldn't want to harm my family members.
>>5943808
Sorry blublu, but I don't want to live anymore.
>>5943819
I heard both were harmless methods, it's just the burned charcoal produces carbon monoxide.
>>5943825
I probably will pass. And will be pretty. But that doesn't stop the dysphoria I have now. I'm not sure what to do and suicide seems like the best way to end all of this suffering.
>>5943831
p o r t l a n d
>>5943828
That's a cool shirt. Is that omocat?
>>5943836
yeah
also got pretty boy shirt
>>5943830
Cheating is sex
She knows about me sending out pictures, been doing it for years
She knows how I feel about edie and everything I did, she even brought up it would probably happen with someone that weekend, and mentioned to be good and not have sex.
>no sluts
we'll see about that :)
>>5943832
Permanent solution to a temporary problem.
Can't say I don't consider it when things get the bleakest but Imma stick it out.
>>5943832
> If I wait a few months for hormones to work then you'll pass and be pretty.
> I can't wait, I'll kill myself so I'll never pass or be pretty even though we know it's preordained.
Well...
>>5943797
no one chooses to be attracted to the people they're attracted to lol.
sometimes you just meet someone and it all clicks.
it feels right and you're happy.
why wouldn't you explore that option/pursue it if you felt that?
>>5943832
It's just your brain telling you to kill yourself, don't listen to it
>>5943835
yeah, but like where tho
>>5943838
>cheating is sex
K so your life isn't my business but you can't really make up your own rules for what cheating is
>>5943839
Is that a horse?
>>5943844
yume is a slut dont go near!
>>5943842
Well true, I just don't understand why transbians are so common when even the idea of it seems abbhorent to me, as a trans person.
>>5943844
u cute?
>>5943846
>you can't really make up your own rules for what cheating is
That's literally exactly how relationships work. You discuss boundaries with your partner and stay within them.
There's a transwoman employee at this gymI go to that more-or-less insisted that I use the ladies restroom when she saw me walking out of the men's.
I honestly don't give a fuck what restroom I use, a pisser is a pisser. I just don't want to make anyone else uncomfortable.
I'm in this gender limbo where I make a point of coughing or sighing with a dude voice when I walk into the men's restroom out of habit so everybody else knows what's up, but I guess I should start doing the opposite and using the women's restroom and pretend to be mute.
Can anyone else relate?
t
>>5943810
>mom is 36D
>sister is 38C
>I also have a lactation fetish so I can induce that and probably make my boobs grow more
I'll get at least a B-cup, right?
>>5943856
I literally do this at my school ;-;
>>5943828
>tfw you will never be rich enough to pay for a house in tranny utopia so all the girls you live with could just live happily doing whatever they want
Why try
>>5943858
my boobs are still growing but are bigger than my moms, smaller than my sister's
>>5943847
ah so i take it youve seen me hard before :)
>>5943851
mebe
>>5943848
do you have a skype?
>>5943868
cyba.teknik
>>5943866
holy shit i remember you from /cd/
>>5943839
You're so pretty. It triggers me.
>>5943866
lmao
I love u lydia
>>5943852
Well then there was some key information missing from that post.
>tfw pizza turns u into a giggling schoolgirl
>>5943866
>uses heavy makeup
Nice burrito body
>>5943875
No maddie
You are the schoolgirl
>>5943872
>lydia
>pretty
>>5943838
so are you and your gf now exe's?
or are you going to break the sex boundary with edie next time you meet?
>>5943850
idkk. i mean i've always dated and liked men until the past month or so? and this is the first time i've ever had real serious feelings for another trans girl in my life. wasn't really looking for it, but it just happens sometimes. personally i think it's pretty rare to find someone who you really click with and care about as it is, and it's even rarer to find someone you feel that way about who reciprocates it. so idk. it's just my opinion anyways, but if you can find that, you should consider yourself lucky regardless of their gender to have found that connection, and you should do whatever you can to keep it.
>>5943868
Coffee committing suicide causes so much pain and suffering to those who know and love the person who chooses to take their own life.
How many of u bishes have kitchen privilege? What's the bestest food you can cook? :'>
>>5943872
some ppl think so!! if i am tho its not rly good for anything outside of making men give me money.
>>5943876
so what?
>>5943879
uh oh i triggered someone :)
>>5943891
>What's the bestest food you can cook?
lasagna
>>5943891
Lol the kitchen is mine and ive done thanksgiving for my family numerous times.
>>5943891
C-chocolate Decadence
>>5943883
you and faye are such a cute couple. im so grateful that i was there to capture your first date on camera!!
>>5943891
I've been polishing my cooking skills since the start of my transition. I can't make anything super fancy, but I can make essentially any of the basics (soups, stews, curries, stir-frys, etc. etc.). I'm not the *best* cook, since I don't have that much experience, but I'm better than the majority of people my age.
>>5943900
I'M FUCKING SHOUTING
>>5943902
DO A VOICE CLIP AND POST IT!
>>5943883
Happy for you two. Too many people go without a so, especially trans. Mushy but fuck it.
>tfw your boyfriend says you look better and pass better in real life than in pictures
how should i feel about this
>>5943906
good bc he thinks ur cute
>>5943902
and who could forget your first kiss without throwing up in your mouths?
>>5943906
Good
>new job if I get it (90% chance at this point) it's going to be shopping for groceries all day
Plus is I won't have any co-workers or bosses around all the time negative is that there will so many people
joking aside this is extremely triggering to me
>>5943910
>mfw i think this pic is kinda cute
>>5943922
Cut throat kitchen for trips
>>5943914
good for voice practice?
>>5943927
That's too much pressure ><
>>5943903
n-no!!
>>5943905
t-thank
it's still early tho. i'm js! if you like someone then you like someone and that's ok.
>>5943910
I FUCKING HATE YOU LMAAAO
ARE YOU FRIENDS WITH HER ON FB
>>5943891
i specialise in quick home made easy meals that taste gourmet
oddish is talking about insect dildos, come join us in the rape dungeon. its getting hawt in here.
>>5943891
Whatever desu. I'm not a chef, but I can cook for myself.
tfw you see thread title
https://unsee.
cc/nesaziru/
tfw ywn not be a slut :/
>>5943890
at this point i don't even care if i'm being selfish. i just want the dysphoria to go away.
>>5943934
you mean stuff you take out of the freezer and put into the microwave
>>5943926
>mfw
>>5943914
that sounds like my dream job! switching off while you wander around the aisles like a mindless consumerist drone is the most relaxing thing ever.
>>5943931
faye accepted my friend request like a week ago
>>5943891
i can't cook yet. nobody lets me use kitchen.
>>5943940
you have to give it time, how long on hrt?
>>5943942
no i actually am pretty good at cooking food, ask Gem or Emma desu
i learned under Emma who was a professional chef o.o, that would be my cooking level if it wasnt for her
>>5943952
almost 2 months
>>5943891
The best omelette french toast sandwich ever
>>5943953
where mommy trip @@@@@
>>5943927
>tfw you're in love with Kelly.
Do want you want with me.
>>5943959
i like "kill yourself gay-o" more
>>5943953
Yeaahhh i know theres a chef around here, cause i talked to her while dating yes chef
>>5943953
Wait Emma was there too? The one who lives in Illinois? Damn Yume your gt has some long ass reach.
>>5943967
yes that one
no she's not here right now
her and i dated for quite a long period of time in real life, we still gr8 pals
>>5943891
my muhfuggin delicious wings
>>5943906
great
>your item arrived at our USPS location in your hometown
Oh sweet jesus thank you ;-;
>>5943962
That's not as cute :((((((
ask ur mommy to change it back heh
>>5943981
that's a lot of onion senpai
>>5943961
... thats out of right field. >.> i don't know you anon.
>>5943974
Oh ok. The reach comment still stands.
>>5943981
the fuck is that shit?
>>5943981
Trump 2016
>>5943981
holy moly that looks so tasty
i wish i wasn't on a 1000 cal diet right now
i'm so darn hungry
>>5943986
i have fucked trips from coast to coast, my chasery knows no bounds my friend
>>5943981
>green onions on wings
oh shit nigga u based af
whats in the sauce
>>5943943
not my best moment
>>5943996
>my sluttery knows no bounds
ftfy
>>5943981
those look really good. heres my salmon soup :0
>>5944005
im okay with that
>>5943981
DELICIOUS
im making GENERAL TSO right now desu
how do i become a cute girl
>>5944006
>your name
>this picture
So conflicting.
>>5943627
gem pls
>>5943922
g-gosh
I'm not even that good at cooking though
but I did make a deboned whole stuffed turkey for christmas last year which everyone loved.
it had a pork, sage, onion and cashew stuffing
>>5943996
I can only respect such chaser mastery. You should write a book after you become Trumps running mate.
>>5944006
what kinda salmon
personally i prefer tuna but that shits expensive
>>5944010
kill yourself like that one coffee kid and hope you be reincarnated as a female desu. the cuteness depends on ur genetics duh desu
>.> cucumber salad
>>5943996
>no bounds
i'm fucking untouchable in this southern hemisphere, kiddo.
>>5943985
Please Miss Kelly. Don't turn me away. I'll be loyal!
>>5944021
Banana bread
>>5944017
desu i could, im narcissistic enough
>>5944022
i have no reason to leave north america at the moment
>>5944021
this sounds like a prison sex move
i just injected meself for the first time tho
>>5943983
>dat waiting impatiently for inhouse to ship mones feel
good times :D
>>5944027
Annnd canning day with neighbors veggies. Sorry if copy pasta to those around 5. Months ago.
>>5944028
i wish i could move to NA but i am too unwell to travel.
>>5944025
Guessing anon i talked to the other night?
>>5943984
>>5943988
>>5943989
>>5943993
>>5944009
my muhfuggin delicious wings. I ate 1.5 pounds of them last time. so good.
>>5944000
Firecracker wings
5 pounds chicken wings
1 teaspoon sesame seeds, toasted (To toast the sesame seeds, just put them over low heat in a dry skillet and watch them carefully!)
¼ cup minced ginger
1 tablespoon minced green
onions
½ cup Sweet Soy Sauce (page 85 or find in Asian
markets)
⅓ cup chili-garlic sauce
1 tablespoon freshly cracked black pepper
3 tablespoons sriracha sauce
1 teaspoon ground sea salt
¼/cup apple cider vinegar
2 tablespoons soy sauce
1 cup honey
¼ cup kosher salt
6 cups water
I use extra chili garlic sauce and sriracha. Marinate in chili garlic sauce for 2 days
>>5944006
want
>>5944031
the best feel. prepare to be horny
>>5944043
dude they look ugly
>>5944043
>chili garlic
>sriracha
fukkkkkk
>>5944031
ill give you an injection
>>5944043
fuck i dont really want or need that feeling
>>5944043
looks okay, but that's a lot of sauce
are you ok?
>>5943637
What did you do and hold tight, you'll get through it.
>>5944019
everyone else is so much better at cooking than me ._.
this was my first attempt at a turkey because its the only picture I can find, I can't find a picture of my beautiful roulade turkey
hiiiii
who wants to strangle me until I die or cum?
or feed me spicy vegetarian Chinese food?
>>5944056
Decent crisp on the skin. Try breast down next time. White meat godmode.
>>5943953
im glad all those times i cooked for you rubbed off on you, i guess when i was in the kitchen and you were watching me you were watching more than my butt :3
>>5943974
>>5943986
mhm we did, back before when she was only on spiro, she was still pretty passable back then even though
>>5944048
get in line buddy
>>5944056
did this happen when you cut it tho?
>>5944059
can i feed you chinese food until you die or cum?
>>5944067
why make a lineup?
life's an open whore
>>5943721
I like the slayers motion picture most, along with next i think. Have you seen the movie? If you enjoy slayers you will also enjoy:
Nadia
You're Under Arrest!
Sonic OVA
>>5944066
the only way i am capable of learning most things is by uncut observation on the ground
if i see someone do something once i can re-do it with 75% accuracy and then concurrent times will help me make it my own creation
im really good at direction because of this and can memorise complicated routes really easily after only doing it one or two times.
and yeah... your families face when they found out i had a willy x)
>>5943891
my ham and cheese omelet I made this morning
>>5944076
Ramsay and Pepin also cook with a shit ton of experience, its easier. Meat falls off the bone.
>>5944079
spicy is goooood
one of my friends once made wings with a pb&j sauce
it was really fucking weird but damn it tasted good
>got a lot of work done tonight
>skyping with a qt gril who I really like
Bretty good night desu
I did an art show at my school today, and got to show off all my work, I am really proud of my portfolio.
I also went girlmode for the first time in months, and it felt good, nobody was mean to me.
I feel like I might get my life together.
I was accepted to my top two colleges, and I'm keeping up work on my film project.
I also figured out that I want to be a park ranger for some time after college. I have like four and a half years to become a passable qt, then I can be a fun tomboy camper type.
I think I will be able to get a cute bf before I die.
My voice is getting better, I still sounded like a gay man, but I could tell the progress from how deep my voice naturally is.
I had a long walk tonight in sme really nice weather under a starry sky, and nobody called me a faggot or nothing.
Also
any resources to gaff/tuck? I'm having a hard time finding any resources on this, and when I hold it all in my body it helps w/ dysphoria a lot.
>>5944092
Lies lol. Its not just for thanksgiving.
>>5944094
>maddie back from the dead
so u really are a wizard
>>5944094
tfw maddie will never fuck you
>>5944092
u gotta get u some of this and fry it up real good wit dat infrared fryer. ern boudreaux made one for the last fais do do at the bayou barn and aaayeeeeeeeeeeeee dat wuz gud
>>5944095
oooh nice
what kind of art do you do
post portfolio!
Ding dong, hello
>>5944095
Sooo i have a large.. package? A lot to tuck. Anyway the only things that have worked for me has been bikini style swimsuit bottoms or athletic tape.
>>5944097
>>5944095
fb.com/TStringsForTheGirlsWithTheSecret
>>5944107
I heard bigger was easier to tuck tho o-o;;
>>5944095
stuff your balls into the inguinal canals, rap your penis around them, pull up 2 pairs of tight undies and you can be a qt femboy
>>5944112
Theres so much though.. its a pain in the ass.
I'm here to steal your waifu.
>>5944118
How long on AA's? Spiro will make them smaller over time if you aren't using it.
>>5944114
no u injec it into the bird
Is 19M trips per second fast?
>>5944122
Agh, okay its not the testicles. Its the skin. Lets just say Suporn could make a highway underpass.
>>5944132
Give it time.
>>5944129
its decent
could certainly be a lot better though
what are your specs?
>>5944133
Disclaimer: Not posting my gt. Ever.
who wants to give me the succ?
>>5944123
>no, silly. you inject it into your throbbing benis
thanks for that reminder that I'm just an ugly man
>>5944094
>skyping with qt grill
who would that be o.o
haha benis
>>5944147
dude benis lam0 :D
>>5944136
i7-4790k but im using only 6/8 threads
What specs should I have?
>tfw estrogen made you a weakling
>>5944150
>not being a weakling pre-hrt
Your first mistake.
is skype down for anyone else? tfw cant talk to your husband
Will my specs be able to run Dark Souls 3? I don't know what to do /v/, I got this computer like a few years ago and I don't know what parts to upgrade. I want to be able to run Dark Souls 3 on medium to high at 60 frames a second. I usually turn off all shadows, too, so maybe that would help?
>>5944101
I do a lot of sculptural work, I'm only high-school-tier but I'm pretty proud of this photo piece, I had to make the costumes, set, props, and take the photos and stitch them together in PS. I'm not really willing to post a whole portfolio right now.
>Not at highest resolution b/c file size
>>5944150
Tfw estrogen reduced muscle mass but still left you stronk
>>5944153
Because 4chan. Youll never see my gt, what're your feelings on that?
>>5944150
>tfw guy muscles havent reduced
>>5944157
cool!
i only really do 2d stuff, myself
>>5944154
pic related opps
>>5944156
get a better video card
>>5944161
use it
>>5944157
woah
i wanna date you
>>5944129
fucking wololo lmao
>>5944150
>tfw off spiro 3 days and suddenly have a fully functional dick
hmu ladies ;)
>>5944163
how?
>>5944164
Where are you?
>>5944155
It's up for me
>>5944159
U-uhmm idk how 2 feel......
how should I feel ??
>>5944162
Ty!
>>5944172
Florida for a week
>>5944181
Shit, I'm in Western Washington
>Good face
>Okay voice
>Tall but alright sorta height
>Wide hips
>Man hands and feet but whatever I can deal with that
>MASSIVE FUCKING TREE SNAPPING MAN SHOULDERS
I was so fucking close, but on the simple fact of my shoulder I will forever be hon tier. Just somebody give me one reason to kill myself, anyone please.
>>5944155
not down for me sempie
>>5944186
I live in VA though
>>5944187
Na b,
Lots of cis grills have wide shoulders, it sucks big time, but it isn't as devestating as you might think, especially w/ the right fashion sense
Is this ok wtf is my computer
>>5944178
>tfw no face
>tfw that's ME
>>5944150
>tfw estrogen made you stronger
i can win an arm wrestling match with all these trannies desu and im 5'3 lmao
>>5944188
how many u got in that folder ?
does anyone have the kayla eating candy copypasta
>>5944193
>this
>>5944190
Tfw I'll never meet any cool internet ppl irl...
>>5944196
>5'3
kill me now desu
>>5944195
>having an optical drive
>>5944196
>bragging about winning arm wrestling against trannies
???
>>5944204
W-what's that
n-no bully
>>5944193
You have no idea, im talking 18" shoulders last time I measured but theyre probably bigger. They look sometimes sort of in proportion to my hips but im pretty early into HRT. I honestly think sometimes it would just be easier to live as some fem guy rather than transition, but then id probably want to kill myself still just as much. Not to mention hiding any breast development.
>tfw eade you look like manly stronk man, but you have kitten strength
>>5944200
idk want to be friends? i think youre cool from your art sense already
got steam or skype? i gtg bed soon though
>>5944178
Been eating pretty crappily lately. I'm sure it'll happen, I haven't been on HRT a real long time.
Its just weird to look in the mirror and see that my pecs have little boobs. I'm double-chested.
>>5944187
One masculine trait isn't going to send you into hon territory, it's not like every or even most cis girl is 100% feminine in every category. You need a combination of masculine traits to make you hon tier.
>>5944211
it didnt i just didnt lose any muscle for some reason
im not good at lifting stuff on account of my size but im pretty strong at wrestling and shit
Think im going to find a sub tomorrow. All the talk and i need to get it out of my system.
>6 months on hrt
>I keep daydreaming about cocks
>an hour ago I broke down and just went to /gif/ and fapped to a bunch of images of dicks ejaculating and girls sucking dicks
>mfw I never even liked men before
what's happening to me?
>>5944222
tfw
>One masculine trait isn't going to send you into hon territory
>tfw big hands, big feet, tall, wide shoulders, wide ribcage, large chin, gross nose, huge brow, shit hairline, faded thin hair, worn skin, huge adam's apple, and an ugly girltinkler
>>5944212
I rarely frequent Steam, and I don't have a skype
Steam - ElizabethBizzy
Tumblr - http://fragilelipsandships.tumblr.com/
>Only post movies, but message me and shit
Letterboxd - BizzyIzzy
>Similar avatar to Tumblr
>I get along with people who like movies
>>5944223
you're a straight girl sweetie
>>5944217
But I was talking about me ;o;
>>5944221
Idk, the metric that I've been using is how much I can lift. Was never really strong pre hrt but now the amounts that I can lift are pretty pathetic ;~;
>>5944214
Crappily how? Idk I'm sure it will happen too if you haven't been on hrt long, sometimes it does definitely take awhile tho
>>5944229
wanna be 16 yr old faggy boys together?
>>5944204
>not storing your music in archival media to protect them from rotational velocidensity
>>5944217
But I am a kitten in manly strong bod.
>>5943746
Only 25?
>tfw turning 30 in literally five minutes
which one of you agp faggot fetishists want a Dear Esther key?
>>5944241
me im super agp, u gota turst me
>>5944229
Eating less often and less nutritious foods. It'll work out I'm just impatient sometimes.
>Factors to consider before going full-time?
>>5944249
i think so too
>>5944237
>>5944247
>tfw it was all a lie
Happy birthday to me~
Since it is agreed that all women are whores, you are all whores. Discuss.
>>5944254
Happy birthday!
Dear Esther
3HI26-9IE4G-NN9HY
>>5944223
wait until you meet a qt boy and you get butterflies in your tummy like never before
>>5944256
I'm forever pure~
>>5944254
Welcome to your 30's! Here's you complimentary bingo dauber, brochure for funeral plots, and application to the aarp! Yay!
Breakfast is at 4, lunch is at 10, dinner by 4:30, and bed at 7:45
>>5944254
happy birthday
give attention
hoi mtfg!
this is my "fucked up and about to cry" face~!
let's see yours!
>>5944222
I volunteer.
>>5944266
Here have 2 I'm feeling generous.
>>5944267
show us your "not an immature slut and actual functioning adult" face. oh wait you dont have one.
>>5944268
>tfw should have grabbed that latex mini dress when i had a chance.
>listening to old trannies fuck five meters from my bed
>>5944270
but thats only one...
>>5944236
stop stealing everyones memes I WILL KILL YOU
>>5944277
yo kelly you never answered me,
are you on the discord or something bc i want more friends who appreciate the law
>>5944275
No woman does.
>>5944266
hi anonfriend
>>5944222
I hope you arent planning on trawling through fetlife or something, that never works.
>>5944267
i cant tell if youre tired or smudged some eyeliner or both
>>5944288
hi tripfriend
>>5944266
Posting with an image drastically increases chances of (you)
>>5944267
when I'm fucked up and about to cry I dont talk about it I just curl into a ball and avoid interacting with people entirely
>>5944298
Truth
>>5944267
dont cry red it will be ok
>>5944257
>>5944262
>>5944263
>>5944265
Thank you, everyone! This (almost) makes up for disappointment of not magically turning into a little girl as promised, hehe.
>>5944287
I-It's okay mine's bad too
awoo~
>>5944299
s:
>>5944285
Unless youre talking about the comics, i dont know what you mean. Theres rules I follow, but unsure about that. Long answer, no?
>>5944267
What's wrong qt? Don't be down :<
>>5944286
>tfw you've been slowly saving all of "women are whores" anon's lewd reaction faces
>>5944311
she's a furry
>>5944310
i was the agp wannabe lawyer a few threads ago
by discord i mean:
https://discord.gg/0qFz5Shp1aVSTsTz
>>5944306
no
I havent played lol enough to actually get into the community because it stresses me out
>>5944308
that too
I'm still pretty uncomfortable crying around people
I can't sleep. I took too many sleeping pills and have been crying all night, it dawned on me I will never have my dog again. I miss her, you may all think I am a soul less troll but I have a heart.
>>5944314
the hottest part of hell is reserved for furries
>>5944313
Share?
>>5944318
oh someone used that character as their avatar when i used to post there
never seen it anywhere else thats why i wondered
>>5944319
oh hey kayla
>>5944314
>caring what others are into
>>5944321
I wish it could be done instead of just talking about it. Damn you internet.
Can someone gibe the succ?
>>5944326
its a webcomic called prequel btw, and its really good
>>5944328
hey
anyone have a quick remedy to calm me down?
i'll just leave
sorry to bother so many
>>5944332
Lol general location?
>>5944319
I hope you feel better
>>5944335
get off the internet and just relax in bed in the dark, sorry to hear about your dog
>>5944339
Sigh. Kayla it sucks and Im sorry. I still miss my dog and he died 12 years ago.
>>5944335
get high, take a nap, watch anime or a nice deep movie, read a book, get some good food, or play some nostalgic video games
>>5944339
you asked like only 3 minutes ago?
>>5944323
>tfw I'm not making this face right now
>>5944223
even not on htr boys daydream about cock
it doesn't necessarily make you gay
your brain could just be wanting to try something new
>>5944316
Discord installed, but heavy gamer bullshit is making my left eye twitch.
>>5944349
>posting a pic of someone on a mongolian throat singing forum without their permission
feel bad anon
>tfw not attractive enough to make boys buy me video games
>>5944352
i do, that's why i meant to delete it and put it on unsee instead but then i put in on the post that had the unsee link again anyway because i'm a gibbering retard
i'm a fucking moron who has no business breathing, let alone transitioning, basically
>>5944351
>top dicking legals
feel better?
>>5944319
Sorry; I know that's hard.
>>5944360
I honest to god have no clue what you mean. Its 2:30 and im tired lol
>>5944349
>33%
wait, i thought people look 50% mom 50% dad
how can someone look this different from their mom?
>>5944373
I look 80% my grandma did and nothing like my mom.
>>5944373
>how can someone look this different from their mom?
by being a manly man who looks like an exact clone of their masculine father
>>5944373
That's not how it works, no.
>>5944375
I don't look too much like my mother, though my round face and large ears definitely comes from her. On the other hand, I have the exact same wonky buttchin my great grandmother had.
>>5944378
how it works then?
>>5944381
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heredity
>>5944316
>https://discord.gg/0qFz5Shp1aVSTsTz
that is the shit discord, please come join the cancer-free one at
https://discord.gg/0jCp5pochwwpumOe
>Decide to clean bathroom
>Instant regret
Girls, are yours this bad?
>>5944387
i'd say something about your discord but the #1 should never acknowledge the #2
>>5944390
no, because i just keep shaving cream, a razor, and some men's deoderant since i look like a man
>>5944390
.... mwahahahaa. Nope!
>>5944400
what
>>5944390
mines bad but more in a poor degenerate roaches n mold sort of way
>>5944376
>tfw i know how my dad would look as a tranny cause its me
im so sorry dad
elanna are you here
>>5944404
Ahhh. You can do it over phone.
when will my reflection show who i am inside? ;_;
>>5944406
>tfw Kelly will never build u a vanity
>>5944410
Fuck.. cant* jesus.
>>5944414
Waiting to be consigned by the portland girls to make a multiple station wall vanity :p
>>5944413
yiff in hell cereberos
I am a horrible person and I can't live anymore
>>5944413
i like those flowers on your bed frame
>>5944413
>lol, it's funny to make light of the mismatch between reflection and self in a tranny thread
>>5944417
>TFW NOT A PORTLAND GIRL
>>5944413
>when will my reflection show who i am inside?
I see a man so I'm pretty sure it does lmaoo
>>5944413
iktf
>>5944417
do you do woodworking as a living?
>>5944425
Same
Same
>tfw people in your house are hungry
>tfw not really any actual food just random shit
>tfw you put something together using basic food theory and everyone loves it
>tfw you see them smile when they take a bite into it and say its really good
>tfw you can tell its genuine from the way their eyes looked
is there ANY better feeling?
also does anyone want my recipie :3
>>5944432
:((( fml
>>5944433
>recipie
yeh gimme
>>5944437
yeahhh i live in hell. cant wait to move
>>5944433
what happens when faye comes to visit and outclasses your cooking again?
>>5944442
There's no outclassing happiness, happiness is happiness
>>5944436
SLOPPY YUME'S
Rosalina Refried Beans (Can)
Chickpeas (Can)
Any type of rice dish (2 CUPS)
Taco Bell Taco Seasoning (TT)
Sweet and Spicy Baby Ray's BBQ (TT)
Fry buns in butter to crisp preference
Optional For Spice:
Mexican Hot Sauce (TT) (O)
Salsa (TT) (O)
Jalapeños (TT) (O)
(O) = Option
(TT) = To Taste
>>5944442
well obviously faye is 100x better cook than me, i wouldn't debate that at all. every meal she cooks is perfect and i love it. so i'd uh... eat her food and enjoy it?
what are u getting at
>>5944451
>but i'm a tranny
which is why you should know that is a real thing that trans people actually deal with instead of bringing it here for a cheap furry joke but that kind of thing doesn't really matter to passing fulltime cunts like you
>tfw ur ordering a wig RIGHT NOW
>>5944446
Yum slurp slurp (y) (y) (y)
>>5944451
same
>>5944452
but i don't pass
>>5944453
same
>>5944454
>but i don't pass
good to see faye's shitposting has rubbed off on you
>>5944455
a what
>>5944441
Umm ok, sorry I upset you.
>>5944452
Waaah boo hoo hoo
You're a fucking idiot
>>5944452
doesnt everyone pass if they take hormones and learn how to do a little basic makeup though? i think people who don't pass are just complaining about being lazy
>>5944457
A wall length multi-vanity. When the rest of the trips move to Portland lol.
>>5944454
edie you know that's not true so stop beating yourself up
you do pass, as a man
>>5944454
no ur not wtf
same
>>5944461
Lydia do u think I pass?
>>5944462
what the fuck is a vanity
>>5944456
but i don't
>>5944455
same
>>5944463
tru.........................
>>5944461
Not everyone
>>5944458
>sorry
no you're not, you little shit. you cunts always come here with that kind of shit like "lol i'm 5'0 with thick wavy hair and everyone always calls me miss and ma'am but i'm suuuuuch a big manly man can't you tell? teehee" then you try and act friendly with the people that actually have issues with all the shit you're making light of. you think people like k8t and shannon don't look at your shit and see it for the privileged, patronising bullshit that it is?
>>5944466
why dont u google it...CARL
LMFAO ROASTED NOOB
>>5944464
>>5944468
>>5944469
same
>>5944470
>>5944472
pshh..just another kid to add to the memed on list.
>>5944472
>>5944474
>>5944472
Lol.. i... cant.... resist.
>>5944476
sry bored and suicidal. i'll go back to bed.
>>5944475
dude I'm just being me fuck off man I don't need your judgement
>>5944479
Wanna talk about it?
>>5944479
Kill your self??
https://clyp.it/xporg4qs
Ugh.. im working in a few. Gotta head out, night ladies!
>>5944480
:((
...
......
........
..........tips for detrans?
