Lewd and kinky edition
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Previous >>5909774
I love cheese
Brushes just came in the mail. Now what do I buy?
>>5910698
I need to run... get my thighs in shape
>tfw calling bf daddy
Lets be nice in this one
Mfw I meet up with qt dom trans boy later this week
>>5910746
>tfw eating brie with bread and drinking Merlot at 4 in the afternoon
>>5910699
Lies i saw Circé earlier today
she's recovering and wants everyone to know she's sorry for making everyone worry
First for normies get out reeeeee
A tranny just attempted suicide and lost a majority of her brain function and Elanna makes "lewd and kinky edition"
I like your "fuck that bitch" attitude, Elanna, even though you're a filthy junkie whore. Now, I know what you're going to say, circe didn't even OD like the cool kids would do, but everyone can decide their preferred method for themselves.
![[EveTaku] Inu x Boku SS - 01v3 (1280x720 x264-Hi10P AAC)[D33AB1CE].mkv_snapshot_02.32_[2012.06.19_04.32.37].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/erInA8z.jpg "[EveTaku] Inu x Boku SS - 01v3 (1280x720 x264-Hi10P AAC)[D33AB1CE].mkv snapshot 02.32 [2012.06.19 04.32.37]")
>>5910759
this
>>5910755
>tfw didnt bring my bike to france
damn
squats it is I suppose
>>5910750
Literally who
>>5910762
You have no shame do you. You'll sleep with literally anyone. I know you're a lost cause, but please don't give her aids.
>>5910735
>woah why did you detrans?
i don't think i'll ever be happy transitioning so i'm trying the other way, seems good so far
>>5910762
Sounds like a lot of fun~
>>5910759
Dont do this : c
>>5910766
TELL HER THAT WE'RE REALLY SORRY SHE FAILED :D:D:D:D
>>5910759
You're sick in the head. Why would you want to fuck your dad.
>found a comfy room
>200 deposit paid and 550 rent
>month to month, no lease
MIRACLES HAPPEN
>>5910769
Fuck off and stop trying to milk someone else's misfortune for your own amusement. You're a shameless cunt.
>>5910751
answers please, I want to know how I can cover up all this nonsense without wearing a burqa
>>5910766
.~.
>>5910778
never post that gay ass shit again
>>5910788
Ignore rawr.
>>5910718
Nick and Judy's stories really resonated with me, to be honest. Also, you're a horrible person
#notallpredators
>>5910788
I don't take lip from some gutter whore who is literally posting high
>>5910746
I need to buy more sharp cheddar slices
I love eating it by itself
Shit thread
Gonna take a nap I guess
>>5910798
She already has lost a majority of her brain function, I think everyone could tell from her retarded webms.
>>5910805
You should try it sometime, you're human garbage and should be ashamed of yourself.
>>5910759
one of my partners likes me calling them daddy :3
>>5910751
do you have a good moisturizer/lotion? Primer?
>>5910813
No one cares newbie shitter
lurk moar
>>5910814
Is there any proof circe actually attempted sudoku and it not just being the claim of one anon
>>5910816
>one of my partners
uhm, are you some kind of wh*re? daddy's little girl would never cheat..
>>5910813
Sleep well!! :3
>>5910815
Ignore rawr.
>>5910775
I'm completely clean, okay? I love her so much, I would always be safe with her! Being in a poly relationship is hard D:
>>5910792
oh hi mercurey
>U should still take hormones
if i'm gonna be a man I wanna look like one!!!!
>Lemme suck ur dick though
only if gf
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Fight.
FIGHT YOU BAFOONS
>>5910825
No I had dinner already, this wont work on me.
I don't wanna eat, I want to redistribute my fat to my butt.
>>5910789
A+ skin care, keep brows on point.
Liquid foundation, use red to balance the blue from beard area unless its gone, set powder, youtube contour and highlighting. Blush.
Do eyes, light to dark colors, liner, lashes.
Lips, use lip brush.
Get Final Seal and spray down a bit.
Voila.
>>5910822
They found her hanging from her belt in the bedroom. Erotic asphyxiation, the doctor says. She soiled herself as dying people do and the EMTs ran out of the house holding their noses. They called the tranny wambulance to take her to the morgue, but the lack of drugs and estro in her system caused tranny rage to wake her up.
Now she's laying in the hospital bed, plotting her revenge against hon trips who used her bad fortune to rub one out on their egos in the last thread. There will be blood and AIDS.
>>5910813
sweet dreams~
Can't stop thinking about sucking a big black cock while wearing a chastity cage around my little white peepee.
>>5910813
ill go take a nap too in the hopes that we can share a dream
>>5910767
reeeeeeeee
>>5910794
it actually makes me wonder if there's a full picture somewhere
what's everyone listening to?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CXPADwU05OQ
>>5910836
the only thing you will redistribute to your butt is a shit log
>>5910816
>tfw when youll never be one of red's partners
life just isnt fair is it
>>5910843
>>>agpgeneral
>>5910843
>Can't stop thinking about sucking a big black cock
gross
>>5910813
If only you got to see how twofaced people you defend on this site are irl.
Especially when the posters harassing you are your "friends" dropping their trip.
>>5910822
slashed her wrist and hung herself i think
i saw her in the hospital earlier today
>>5910854
Accelerated Graphics Ports are cool t b h
>>5910850
Don't you mean he? Pronouns are earned through passing.
>>5910840
Fuck off rawr.
>tfw you find out all of your friends are adding your girlcrush and bombarding her cause you talk about her awesomeness so much and she's totally cool with it and great as always
how'd i get so lucky tho
you guys think its possible to get HIV from chasers?
>>5910810
I left you smokey cheese slices in the fridge from hamburgers o//o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nhH0EDPSNhI
amazing
>>5910867
!!!
tytytytytytytytyttytytyty
>>5910862
There's no telling with luck... I'd be dead if not for a very few people, including some from here... Takes so little to nudge your life one way or another...
>>5910877
I'm not going to call a bald tranny that looks like a middle aged man a she.
>>5910825
What are the metallic rims?
>>5910877
i kinda want to be called "he"...weird tranny feels about how well i pass and wishing to be a qt femboy
>>5910843
trip on kayla
>>5910862
what are you, gay?
>>5910870
SHITS FIRE SENPAI
>>5910878
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm yes ok
>>5910889
>tfw no qt furry femboy gf
i wish i could be happy with detransition
>>5910904
did it not work for you?
>>5910904
I wish I could be happy. I'm not wired for it, unfortunately.
>>5910885
Balding is pretty common here at young age. Sadly it destroy your chance at passing.
>>5910914
i can't bring myself to do it. i'd need t to pass and so much legal stuff changed
>>5910894
>>5910912
Yeah, I don't see him as a her.
>>5910916
Even if he wasn't bald he'd still never pass.
How to transition faster?
>>5910899
Ohhhhhh. Sorta. I gotta find a pair to try on first
>>5910860
>not posting best music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MonpK_idldc
i tried really hard to find the flash where they were combined but i couldnt
>>5910931
Freeze yourself like Fry in Futurama
>>5910931
build time machine
let us all use it so we can come out at age 9 pls
>>5910839
hm... good, but damn thats a lot more money in stuff, I am good with eye stuff at least and have tons of it. Never used a lip brush before or the thing to get rid of beard shadow. Is the seal stuff like a liquid clear coat?
>>5910816
>do you have a good moisturizer/lotion?
yeah, I also use several things on my frown lines of an evening. I don't have a primer and never used it, except to paint cars before lol.
>>5910789
Cuuuutiiiiie piiiiiieee
>>5910938
>"mom I'm trans"
>get placed on anti depressants and thrown in mental ward
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u0WLDt0pztk
Music!
>>5910939
not srs. enough other surgeries to make life difficult
>>5910943
really? I get that a lot now a days but I still see myself as the manliest man who has ever existed before
should i get srs mtfg
>>5910828
Night mtfg is best mtfg. Too bad it's
DEAD
same time EVERY night
:^)
>>5910866
Why is the general so mean today
>>5910951
well
worth a shot at least
>>5910960
if you can afford it then is that even a question?
>>5910960
I would if I had the option..
>>5910348
Its not about depth or size. Use something comfortable. Stick it in a reasonable amount. Then press down on it and push it inward, toward your pelvic bone. Almost like you're trying to cut yourself in half i guess. You'll hit your prostate and it'll make you explode.
>>5910356
I also hurt all off my friends.
>>5910951
more like
>get exorcised and ignored
>>5910971
You can blame rawr for that. If he didn't doxx ufufu then the general wouldn't be shit.
>>5910962
Despair
>>5910939
idc, i am a homo
ur not my real dad you can't tell me what to do
>>5910954
i've been listenin to this a lot https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tqn3femtNWU
>>5910960
if it makes you happy
>>5910971
>tfw i literally just told ufufu not to come back to mtfg
>>5910971
ufufu was ok, but never led anything and posted selfies mostly
>>5910984
that and typed liked a spastic lolll xddd
>>5910984
I thought ufufu was really cute and saved a couple gifs that she posted a few years ago, she was like an early inspiration for me
>>5910984
What you don't understand is that the trip with the most (you)s leads the general. Ufufu was that trip for a long time and now it is Elanna, Edie and Faye.
>tfw will never be the cute awkward girl at a party
>>5910973
you should be sorry, bitch
>>5911001
You're forgetting Maki and Yume.
>>5911001
>Most (you)s
Then its obviously kayla
>>5910962
I hope you know that you are appreciated here. I appreciate your presence and your thoughtfulness in these conversations. You're a wonderful listener and contributer.
>>5911001
>more yous then anyone
with your criteria, lily is tops and kayla should be up there as well
>>5910983
hecke
>>5911008
I thought Maki died in the war
>>5911014
come on now, elanna is quite good when not drug/lewd posting
>tfw all ur oldfag mtfg friends are gay now
i never saw it comin
what times we live in indeed
>>5911017
You'd be surprised how many new and autistic trips are derailed by Kayla when she tries to draw attention to herself. Thankfully she's been around long enough that everyone knows she is a troll.
>>5910958
Same since its hard to not pick apart every flaw you see in youself. Im over 1.5yrs into HRT and I know im pretty femme but yeah, still hurts sometimes. Youre pretty tho!
>>5911014
Elanna is one of like a maximum five posters here who aren't shit
>>5911025
Nah. I don't even really belong here. /tlg/ is more my place, but it's almost only Syndie and me there these days. So, real slow and a bit awkward.
>>5911039
Post pls, but not trips that have left
>>5910983
are you getting srs or are you good with your gt?
>>5911038
well thanks
Remember when mtfg was pro SRS and wasn't a bunch of fetishistic trannies wanting to keep their gonads?
>>5911037
kayla is too dumb to troll well
so most of it is legit, scary as that may be
Hi what have I missed?
>>5911054
no
>>5911054
>tfw ywn be able to afford srs
>>5910960
no i want to suck your gt
>>5911048
not really? i mean i might someday, but for now i like what i have and i enjoy using it. hormones haven't impacted my ability to get aroused at all.
>>5911054
no cause i've always been a fetishistic tranny
>>5911042
You're one of the few people here that actually act mature here though, I don't get why some have to act like teenage girls and typing like they never learned how.
>>5911057
Cfh being annoying
Red being a furry
Adri leaving
Faye and Edie hooking up
Edgar returning
>>5911054
>numbers are truth
most don't have it b/c it sucks
>>5911064
Well, I mean, I am a teenage hon who never learned how to type.
>>5911054
I wan't srs but its like out of the realm of reality pricey.
btw i am back
why is drama happening :?
>>5911069
>Edgar returning
H Y P E
Y
P
E
edgar going to make mtfg great again
can i please have a girlfriend from here please
i would be a very good bf to you
>>5911094
You want a hyper masc bf? Because I can provide that to you.
jesus robin is the worst in tinychat
takes EVERY opportunity to talk about how shit life is
>>5911111
i like your post
keeep me updated
>>5911063
Hormones completely killed my libido on hrt desu. I haven't gotten excited at my gf touching me for over a year
>>5911109
I have been looking for a job duh. Its not like jobs grow on trees. I really don't even want to talk about money rn.
So like, I was running to catch a streetcar and I just noticed how feminine my gait has gotten.
It was almost a little embarrassing, because I felt like I might have tipped my hand a bit about my transness.
Also, my hips still ache. Itbegins.png. Maybe I will get some growth, even if I am 23.
>>5911069
>Edgar returning
Ohh no, goodbye mtfg
>>5911111
nice quints.
>>5911069
Adri left? When did that happen?
>>5911125
LIAR LIAR PANTS ON FIRE
>>5911120
>tfw i came along, changed that, and have every plan to ruin you
·///////·
so many things
it me
fuck Circe is actually cool this sucks ass
they have so much going for them too
but of course depression doesn't work like that
fuck mental illness desu
>>5910499
not a lot, mostly only lurk occasionally to search my monikers and keep tabs on what people post in case it's anything doxxy, aside from that I'm more into the tinychat than here
got my psych referral on the 29th btw, I'm trying to pin down the crazy
>>5911125
Fair enough, good luck with your job search, hopefully it'll help you be able to afford a therapist/ffs/srs/whatever you want to use the money for.
Not trying to be mean by suggesting a therapist, I'm just saying it could do you good to talk about your problems with someone who could help you.
>finally truly happy cus I have a mommy
>order a lot of food and can barely eat any of it
>get a large pizza and get full after one piece
W E I G H T L O S S B O Y S
I can't binge eat anymore, is it cus I don't wanna kill myself? I don't think that would shrink my tummy... O.o
>>5911120
It's prolly your gf tbdesu let edie at your peen
>>5911126
I'm getting hip growth at 26, I even got some tiny stretch marks forming on my inner thigh and its freaking me out
>>5911149
>hon delusions
sure you did, kyle
>>5911131
like a week ago
>>5911132
>>5911152
>tfw psychiatrist you've been going to for years tells you to try conversion therapy
>>5911152
>implying kayla hasn't already killed her mom and turned her into a skinsuit that she wears with her grandma's dresses
>>5911148
literally nothing is going to stop me
>>5911152
I am moving out in a few more months after this semester is over.
>>5911143
well I mainly need the cash for electrolysis. I currently have my racing motorcycle up for sale but its going to take a while to get buyers but yeah I need work.
I started hormones at 30
and my hips are huge now! And my shoulders shrunk in size, omg!
>>5911170
>that happened
>>5911138
Good for you. Starting is the hardest part you should be proud for even getting this far.
Also circes OK last I heard. In hospital. No immediate danger anymore.
>>5911164
the only reason why are you into faye is because of his masculine features, admit it
>>5911145
you've always had a smaller tummy then you think, you're just not eating past the point at which it gets painful anymore
>>5911126
im 23 and I got some
What can I do other than mope because no hormones?
>>5911007
Don't bully
>>5911016
T-thanks desu, I'm really just confused as to where the random mean posting came from. The general has been pretty chill lately.
>>5911050
Cool story bro
>>5911189
HOW AM I ABLE TO NOT EAT MORE THAN S SINGLE PIECE OF A LARGE PIZZA
I COULDN'T FINISH A SINGLE BURGER AT RED ROBIN
I COULDN'T EVEN FINISH A MILKSHAKE
WHAT IS HABBENING
>>5911184
This. She wouldn't shut up about him last summer and kept saying >tfw no prehrt faye
>>5911164
Ironic that you're acting like this
>>5911192
>tfw only got one out of possible 4 (you's)
rate my stump
i fucked up
>>5911206
I haven't shipped this hard since Annie Clark and Cara
>>5911184
>beautiful eyes, nose, lips, jaw, and gorgeous body
>kindhearted and thoughtful, generous and caring
>ridiculously intelligent and funny, amazing personality and tons of life experience
>best musical taste, has awesome hobbies, gets along with my friends
>understands me and makes me feel beyond happy, clicks with me like no one else
>amazing handholder, kisser, cuddler, general hugger with best moans
>already my favorite person to go exploring and experience new things with
are you stupid? everyone wants to be with someone like her.
>>5911212
tru but i really don't care lol
when it's right it's right
>tfw my phone is fixed and back
Are any of you good at customizing phones? Or have any case recommendations for the S6 Edge?
>>5911217
Oh my god what happened? D:
>>5911217
yep that's a stump
>>5911217
what the fuck anon
what happened?
>>5911220
broken femur + infection
>>5911217
Oh shit
>>5911208
Did you say yuri? I believe you said yuri :3
>>5911217
stewing and brewing has gone too far
>>5911217
stupm/10 leg there anon
what happened?
>>5911199
you're a tiny girl and you ate big meals but thats only because you ate once or twice a day so you have a flawed perception of how much you eat per day
>>5911217
jesus christ wtf anon
>>5911226
I'm so sorry. What's gonna happen next?
>>5911235
pushed into traffic by a bigot and broke my femur, doctor was too stupid to fix it right and i got an infection
>>5911241
calling my lawyer
this sucks though because I already had srs and was just starting my life
>>5911243
Better be suing the fucker.
>>5911217
>tfw no qt amputee gf
>>5911217
uhhhh how
>>5911217
7/10
Its pretty good as far as stumps go. At least it's not like a mangled accident scarred leg. Wouldn't gross me out or make me lose interest.
Shit still sucks tho sorry anon.
>>5911219
Faye would be hotter if she actually had a female voice.
>>5911243
where do you live? the american south? i fucking hate people
>>5911254
>tfw no wheelie chair gf
>>5911263
yep, Kentucky
>>5911257
I hope that motherfucker rots. That so fucked up, what country are you in?
/mtfg/ is way too sad for me today
>>5911219
Translation when I'm doing it and home wrecking too don't fucking judge me
>>5911277
>don't be fucking rude
I know faye's manly voice turns you on but it turns me off.
>>5911282
life is shit right now
for everyone and everything
surprise
*party horn noises*
>>5911219
you literally creamed your pants at the sight of pre-HRT faye and now you can finally get together and touch his penis without saying you are a lesbian now because hormones don't do anything and he essentially looks the same except with long hair and some girly accessorizes
>>5911282
sorry
what's the sauce for op's pic?
>>5911282
yeah, everything's terrible and there's no solution to anything, existence is pretty fucking awful tbhon
>>5911285
Having heard fayes voice IRL it doesn't sound like the clips she posts, her voice is very attractive. It's also andro IMO but maybe that's just me being biased since of how femme andro she looks.
>>5911295
quit whining, at least you still have your legs
>>5911296
Aw, I was hoping she sounded like Solid Snake IRL.
>>5911285
It's just the new crowd being inconsiderant of others opinions
>>5911296
>andro
you mean faggy drag queen voice?
alright i guess i should go home and sleep
i'm not getting anything done anyway
>>5911307
I know what hon voices sound like, she sounds nothing like Mickey mouse.
Faye is disgusting I think Edie just ran out of men to fuck in North America.
>>5911217
Why are you posting a pic of your luxurious sofa?
Me and my friend went out last night to dinner and for fun we decided to write a story together and heres what we came up with:
A 30 something history teacher starts a relationship with his 16 year old, openly gay student. As the relationship gets more serious the two begin to realize the differences in what they want in a relationship - just in time for the rest of the school to discover the secret scandal.
Good?
>>5911318
but i like faye and edie
I have an addiction to captain crunch girls ;~; Someone help me this is my 3rd bowl today.
>>5911296
Having seen pics of you fantastic opinion hon :^)
>>5911217
can't trump the stump
>>5911322
I think thats circe.
>>5911305
Nobody has ever given a fuck about anon opinions.
>>5911336
That's pretty good
>>5911316
no you don't
- hon voice is literally a dudeish voice that's a bit high but not androgynous at all, e.g. bruce jenner
- faggy voice is how every feminine gay man sounds, e.g. edie, bailey jay, faye etc
>>5911284
>>5911285
>>5911290
yall are being such bullies right now
she's always been stunning to me pre and post transition and i've said that mannnnnnny times in here, and doing her makeup and getting her to go out with me in girly clothes looking like the qt waifu she is was the highlight of my week. esp since i got to fondle her tits and move her hips with mine on the dancefloor. she means lots to me and i have a long way to go in my transition and i want her to be there with me for that and i want to help her with hers as well along with her life wherever i can. if u want to be mean about it then w/e. das all i'm gonna say on this.
>>5911326
Faye is just Kayla 10 years older with an uneventful military career.
Being an unpassable tranny freak sucks.
I can never do my dream job of teaching.
No place will hire me.
I'm just hoping I die soon enough
>>5911318
Edie also has AIDS.
RIP Faye.
>>5911344
What drugs have you been smoking?
>>5911356
I wouldn't want you near my children anyway.
>>5911307
I just use a male voice, girl voices are scary Desu
https://clyp.it/gzgbtjt1
i want to help stumpanon im almost crying is there anything i can do
>>5911353
>good in a bad way
Explain?
>>5911344
Shut up butthurt faggot and go back to gaygen where you rightfully belong.
>>5911350
>you are not funny you sick granny panties-wearing dude
it was me the whole time lol
GULLIBILITY
>>5911327
cute did mommy get it for you
>>5911325
tfw you will never be a qt shota in high school and have a qt transgirl history teacher who's at least 15 years older than you come onto you and becomes ur mommy and helps u transition and you just talk about history all day and maybe sometimes she'd pick me up and carry me
is it weird how much i like dating people older than me..
>>5911334
I'm gorgeous :- )
>>5911341
All of them sound like girls to me because they look like them IRL. They don't sound like men. If you look like a girl and sound andro nobody will think you're a tranny. Get some live XP bro. If I heard them talk in cs and I had no idea what they looked like? Sure I might think they're faggots, but sounding like a faggot and looking like a girl just means you sound like a girl to everyone.
Not to mention Faye DOES have a girl voice
>>5911362
Ughhh how do I get a voice like this omggg
>>5911362
>tfw my waifu is everything and i'm shipping it harder than anyone else
#mtfgpowercouple
>>5911344
>esp since i got to fondle her tits
L E W D
E
W
D
But it seems like you were only attracted to her because of her masculine personality, also did you drink from her boobs?
>>5911374
LOL
You magnificent beast
>>5911360
Um ok..,,why?
>>5911362
you are literally abusing tax payers' money for your sick little emasculation fetish, i hope you die you fucking vermin
>>5911362
0/10 not gruff enough.
Tips for picking a qt prom dress?
>broad shouldered
>non-passing face
>pillar/column body
>likes black
>terrified of showing skin
>>5911344
dancing with Edie in the middle of that rave and seeing her smile poke through as she whipped her long thick hair around to the music was probably the hottest thing ever, boys were literally pawing to get to her but she'd just kiss me and fend them off.
At first I was really timid, but then the Molly kicked in, and shed move my hips in time with hers, it was so fast but made me feel so hot as we danced together in our little matching Star Trek outfits.
>>5911374
u lil shit that was p good
>>5911390
Dont
>>5911377
yeah faye does have a girl voice, unlike edie who sounds just like another fag
she must be resentful as fuck
>>5911390
May I suggest a tuxedo? It fits all of your criteria.
>>5911362
pls teach me your secrets oh wise witch
>>5911393
Well I can't because the school's my college picks out (for internship) all hate me for being trans
>>5911362
>getting your friend to do a clip for you
weak sauce
Whoever brought circe's attempt news into this thread, go fuck yourself you piece of shit.
>>5911380
>tfw i spent 3 days pulling her hair back and dominating her and fingerfucking her mouth
>>5911398
kissing you the whole time with my arms wrapped around your waist and grinding on you tho... ·/////·
>>5911411
awww is poor daddie gonna cry
>>5911327
>tfw u loved gorrilla munch
>tfw too embarrassed to buy it after it became a meme
how do i mold my sex crazed girly gf into a submissive gayboy
mtfg should be hon-free tbhonest
>>5911356
>tfw hopeless manly fuck going for an English degree
Fuck, teaching was my only option
>>5911423
Where will I go then? I don't have much to do at work when I'm not biking.
>>5911414
>pulling my hair back
>finger fucking my mouth
>sucking on my breasts
>grinding me slowly
>my mind completely lost in what was going on
It felt like a threesome tbdesu
>>5911431
Fuccccccckkk
>>5911417
>she sounds like one
ARE YOU KIDDING ME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mJf-ClvIBjM
I also do not understand why Kari was like OH YEAH SHE DID when it's literally not anyone's business
>>5911417
I wanna have a harem with you and gem with lots of barebacking.
>>5911439
I'll show you something that's not supposed to be anyone's business
*kisses you*
>>5911431
( ^ ◕ω◕ )^ i can't wait until i get to have you all to myself tho ... i barely got to do a 1/5th of what i wanted. should have let me in that shower.......
>>5911431
>sucking on my breasts
Did she taste your milk?
>>5911411
to be fair it was apparently publicly posted about on facebook
and also there are people here who care about her
>>5911452
I sent you a Skype request since you don't use your old one probably
>>5911453
Y..yes and she wasn't grossed out about it like my gf is, I think it made her go harder
>>5911453
it has been established that Faye's breast milk tastes like chocolate milk
>>5911457
o ok! i'll check it when i next go on. i don't even think the person who asked for my skype earlier (last night?) added me lol
>>5911458
>tfw my gt was LITERALLY diamonds
it's ur fault for being so ridiculously beautiful and feeling so good ;__;
>>5911417
You are extremely retarded if you believe that as long as you pass physically the other aspects like voice or mannerisms don't matter even if you have a James Earl Jones voice but I guess that's only because you know them personally making you biased when it comes to objective assessments about them.
>>5911473
>tfw hard gts pushing together
Ha..haha n...oooo homo bro
>>5911481
It's #fayede
>>5911482
YO
THATS SOME YAOI MANGA SHIT THERE
HOT
>>5911443
are you rich?
are you cute?
>>5911476
dude
they LITERALLY sound androgynous irl
if you SOUND ANDROGYNOUS IRL AND LOOK LIKE A GIRL PEOPLE JUST ASSUME U ARE A GIRL WITH A VOICE THAT SOUNDS LIKE A BOY
a boy
like a teenage or tween boy
not a MAN
fart urself bro
>>5911473
>it's ur fault for being so ridiculously beautiful and feeling so good ;__
Time for you to go to cypro so you don't get ladyboners anymore.
>>5911481
That is adorable omg
>>5911483
Testing
is no one repulsed by the fact that faye has a gf yet openly hits on edie? like wtf
i hope faye's gf finds out about this and castrates him
>>5911483
nice trolle, mate
>>5911480
just ignore senpai
>>5911490
im just peanut butter and jealous they had a great time while i suffer from a crippling caged depression that keeps me inside
>>5911493
Its a joke bro.
We faye nao
>>5911481
well she was posting on my phone when we were chillin drunk, and i posted later just getting rid of the name and left the trip itself up, so.... i was like 'h-heh wouldn't it be cute if i just used it all the time...'
>>5911482
haha lol no homo ha ha lol
it's not like i wanted to tease your gt with my tongue or anything desu haha rofl
>>5911488
i like my ladyboners and i want to use them on her, so
>>5911485
I hope your face gets clocked and maimed beyond recognition by a homophobe, bro.
>>5911500
faye army
>>5911505
are you an heatenings?
>>5911502
>i like my ladyboners and i want to use them on her, so
Wtf? You always talked about wanting SRS.
in this threado: desperate hons T-raging as passers are hitting on each other and sucking each other gt's
>>5911493
>oh no don't cut off my penis, ugh I am totally struggling here, you have me totally pinned down and I really really don't want you to cut everything off down there by golly, boy I sure will miss it and stuff
please join faye and i's cult, with our powers combined we have everything you will ever want. let us be your liberators.
>>5910900
>tfw furry
>tfw not qt femboy
almost right?
FAYE NATION
>>5911506
except that i know them and i know they're both proud enough of themselves that they'd post that shit til the end of days looking for validation, as though the gratification of spending a week partying with someone you have a crush on isn't enough
>>5911522
I just broke up with my gf. Now we can be together forever xoxo
>tfw you realize that NYC is just full of nice people
Found out my dad made up.the hacker attacks. So I announced my removal from the hon throne prematurely. Since this is an advice addition I'm scared of using in house since the FDA bans estrogen how can I get my Spiro and injections when they ask for a prescription please help this testosterone is killing me.
I may not be trans tho this appearance mannerisms actually meeting a legit trans girl is causing me to question my transness that's probably going to piss her off hope she doesn't read this.
Reposted from last edition.
mtfg rule no 88: It's okay to be fetishistic as long as you pass ;^)
>>5911534
>we're about the same size
H-how do you know
Edie Edie please ummmphhh take my bp unnnnnngnhhhhh uh I didn't know this could feel so good daddie
>>5911533
what
>>5911538
this has been how mtfg worked since the start
you can get away with anything on here if you're confident and pass that people who dont pass and aren't confident would get run off with pitchforks
that is how its always been, and thats how it is in real life too.
>>5911534
>Maybe I can just get it done, and she can fuck me stupid
that's my plan t b h
>>5911541
loool
>"wait, wtf? it got BIGGER??"
>"omg..."
>>5911543
this is so gross
>>5910774
Yeah who is that?
threads like this makes me wish for a nuclear winter
>>5911533
I'm sorry edie, I have decided to break up with you and create a harem with my gf, adri and beepbeep and red
>>5911552
Tru
I finally booked ffs
hons don't deserve female pronouns ever
>>5911567
we're so gross
>>5911559
have you heard about the femboys in femgen?
they have curved willys
curved
willies
>dosing a compound where a strong dose is 15mg
>scale freaking out and swinging by 10mg increments
I hope I didn't fuck up l-lol
>>5911576
Tru
>>5911544
Never get away being horribly insufferable as I am and stupid cause I'm ugly as fuck.
>>5911582
Tru
>>5911584
what?
>>5911581
how do you get a hold of that kinda shit? strongest thing I ever did was a dab
>>5911535
Please respond.
>>5911544
Like, people are gendering me female more than male, (p much when I'm not talking desu) but I don't pass at all. Like 0%.
>>5911574
Grats fampai!
>>5911575
I really don't desu.
>>5911584
If I can get off with only one post last night so far,anyone can.
>>5911591
>admitting you've done marijuana
im alerting the DEA right now LOL, we FINALLY caught you
>>5911593
You should probably get treated for whatever is making you paranoid and anxious
Go to a clinic, get on mones, or order them, no one has ever been thrown in jail for self medding estrogen with no intent to sell
>>5911591
I thought you'd never done drugs at all
>>5911599
thank you :3
took days to get the mental fortitude to fill out that form.
last night I binged on KFC, it didn't occur to me at the time that I passed when I paid at the window and received my food at the second window even though I was using guy voice
I feel stupid for binging so i'm not eating today
still suicidal, still unsure that ill do it on the 1st
>>5911599
Your not as bad as I am desu and your young I'm old as dirt can't afford electro, lazer, or even hrt I'm perma fucked.
>>5911615
tfw when i'll never yum on yumme's yummy
>>5911613
Yah, having people still ma'am you with guy voice is pretty awesome
>>5911613
i love you sheen stop scaring me :(
>>5911625
>>5911615
o.o
WHAT DOES IT MEAN
>>5911611
well I am addicted to hydrocodone and I had weed for a bit when I had my medical card and got in my moto wreck.
>>5911593
what this qt said >>5911610
it's super easy to self med and no one i know has ever been caught, so. altho alldaychemist is better than inhouse. getting on mones consistently would be good for you tho.
>>5911635
>WHAT DOES IT MEAN
I WANT YOUR BUTT
>>5911610
Clinic is like 100.00 just for the visit with blood work probably 200.00 I don't have that kinda money I wish I could get treated for my anxiety but I have no insurance or money despite working over 50 hours a week. Im just afraid my hormones will get taken I could care less about jail with any luck someone would kill me in there.
>>5911639
Oh I didn't realize you'd had a prescription at one point. In answer to your question though, this stuff (2c-e) was actually legal in the US up until just a few years back so you could get it from chemical suppliers. It's still legal up here.
>>5911645
lets talk numbers senpai
>>5911655
so you are taking what exactly? is it like a hallucinogen?
>>5911611
Is it just me or do you tend to do lots of drugs?
yume is yummy yummy tummy
>>5911644
I wish I could one of the girls I hang out with is having a really hard time getting mones tn is a shit edie. Like it's so expensive and thanks to the counselor protection act it's even harder to find a good therapist that doesn't cost hundreds.
>>5911672
yume's yummy tummy
>tfw you're going to an anime con and going to drop acid
>>5911666
elanna is a psychonaut :- )
>>5911663
yes its a psychedelic
>>5911672
>>5911674
my tummy is tubby not yummy
>>5911613
>I feel stupid for binging so i'm not eating today
don't be so hard on yourself. I'm on a diet as well and I just binged a few days ago on some food. like 2300 calories. Although following that I've been eating about 1200.
Just keep up the diet. Try to build some resistance.
>>5911677
me on the left
>ywn never be as yummy yummy as yume
>>5911655
I wanna try it what's it like?
I'm currently courting a guy to get a bunch of Molly while getting fucked paying for it with my ass. Honestly after my last experience anal isn't all that great so I just decided to let him use me like a flesh light so I can get high again.
>>5911685
You seem like a nice person, I hope you don't get addicted or anything and that whatever is making you resort to them gets better.
>tfw ur a girl
:)
>>5911696
iktf my man
>>5911692
o.O
>>5911673
do alldaychemist then! that's what i use.
>>5911696
idktf
how long will it take for my voice to sound good it makes me want to die desu
>>5911701
wew lass
>>5911622
Age is just a meme after 16.
>>5911708
Same
>>5911701
I didn't know women can make cum
>>5911708
edie why do you pretend you aren't a beautiful woman in these threads
goodnight friends and anons
>>5911710
>how long will it take for my voice to sound good it makes me want to die desu
A few weeks if you have *******shit tons of free time and don't slack off******* and practice consistently. Otherwise two months.
Extreme slacking OR familial pressure that prevents you from doing it but if you still try then five months.
>>5911716
because she rps as a man to chase trannies
>>5911718
what routine/method should i use i practice a lot but I never seem to get better
please don't just tell me to use head voice or something obvious i want to know how to really do it
>>5911708
Can I get injections and progesterone?
Also is it true you used an at home product to remove facial hair mine is driving me insane the pain of pulling it out the pain.
>>5911728
hugs u
>>5911727
The meatwad technique or something, but you have to work to get it right. Some trip said she had to practice a lot to make it work.
do i pass yet
don't forget to rate mate
>>5911713
same
>>5911716
well i was half kidding but tbhon i don't really see myself as being all that pretty either, so. lool
i'm not like traditionally pretty at all. i'm the andro pretty cause of the makeup and the contacts and the hair. my friend in this pic next to me, she's traditionally pretty.
>>5911728
i do injections and have gotten prog from allday, so i'd say yes. also yes i used a home laser machine. got rid of 85% of my facial hair. still trouble chin area tho.
>prehrt
>10 drinks and barely buzzed
>2 years on hrt
>one glass of wine and I'm tipsy and have vertigo
Whooo lad
>>5911738
your friend is really pretty
every time you post that pic i feel my kokoro go doki doki
>>5911738
you are the DEFINITION of traditionally pretty
>>5911693
Idk, have you ever done mescaline? The body load is a lot like that, but I'd say the trip feels weirdly logical and not super spiritual or euphoric. Very strong visuals, 2c-e is fucking nuts for those.
>>5911694
I'm actually a former addict, I was addicted to bath salts back around 2009/2010. Thanks for the kind words though, and thanks for the concern ;_;
I basically at this point know what usage patterns are dangerous for me and which aren't. I don't think much of taking a psychedelic, but for a period recently I was taking a lot of speed, and that had to stop for obvious reasons ;~;
>>5911745
all of my friends are pretty t b h and i'm so happy that they are cause i get to teach them to do their makeup and look super stunnin
>>5911749
>big nose
>super thick eyebrows
>brow bone that i must hide under my all powerful bang
>super dark eyes naturally, etc
no
>>5911752
ty bb! i used the silk'n sensepil XL. it has a tonnnn of flashes so that's why i bought it. lasts forever and you can use it everywhere.
>>5911739
> Pre HRT.
> One pint of vodka and I'm wasted.
> Post HRT.
> Can hold my liquor about as well as your average Asian can hold lactose.
What happened to my Irish blood?
>>5911754
Thanks here's hoping it can cure the hair on my chest that's the most dysphoria inducing thing ever.
>>5911738
>home laser machine
home laser machine = meme
>>5911754
the one with the purple top makes me want to shoot myself
>>5911754
do you not know how to take a fucking compliment? you're pretty and literally hundreds of non-passers here envy you every day of their lives, so shut the fuck up
>>5911761
asians can hold lactose generally
it would've been better if u said sub-saharan african or native american, they have the highest instance of lactose intolerance :- )
>>5911734
>meatwad method
what
>>5911749
Don't let her kid you, I've seen ugly women literally seethe in rage when she enters a room, and then she'll ask me if they are starting because they clocked her
>>5911754
you're killing me
i'm dead
>>5911754
christy makes me want to get FFS honestly, i thought it was a meme until i met her
still incredibly scared of it tho and everyone screams at me and tells me i dont need it at all
o.o
>>5911770
She's literally the cutest cis bitch ever, and a pretty good kisser too
>>5911778
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ap8Q5iZsZ2
First learn to control pitch and resonance before you listen to that video otherwise if you try without doing those two things first then it won't work.
>>5911778
Just talk like this and people will be so distracted they'll forget about your gender.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TrWF6z8t3JI
>>5911793
is she trans or cis?
>>5911779
i get that being trans makes it hard to interpret reality correctly, but anyone who shits on themselves in a public forum after receiving compliments has a severe character flaw. this gen is almost exclusively made up of pre-trans and non-passers looking for support and yet the loudest voices here come from the prettiest faces. it's disgusting.
>>5911754
IS THAT STEWING AND BREWING AKA SAMSA ON THE RIGHT?
>>5911789
>ffs
>meme
I can't believe she looks even better in person
>>5911768
i wish u luck bb, it prob will!
>>5911769
it rly does work
>>5911770
she's the one who i had a crush on awhile back and she also had a crush on me >_< but i'm all about faye now, so
>>5911772
OK OK FINE LMAO TY BB THAT'S VERY NICE OF YOU TO SAY
>>5911779
;_____________; cause i'm pretty sure they are.... but as long as my makeup is done it doesn't matter to me if i'm clocky u know..
>>5911789
it can change lives but it's more about whether or not you want it. i'm getting my brow and nose done, maybe jaw, but i'm still debating on the exact surgeon. that's the benefit of knowing every tranny ever tho, i know all the best surgeons.
>>5911789
Isnt that just Eddie with her cis friends?
> Tfw you realize that if your transition fails then you're going to wind up killing yourself.
> Tfw you're 1 month in and literally having a panic attack because you on just now finally fully realize how important the whole thing is to you.
FUCK.
>>5911789
>still incredibly scared of it tho and everyone screams at me and tells me i dont need it at all
iktf
>yume wants a mommy she can fuck
>i just want a mommy who will take care of me and love me
The difference betweeb fetishist and pure innocence
>>5911800
What procedures did she get?
>>5911816
>She says she's trans, but I have my doubts
who the fuck would pretend to be trans, did she get like the biggest boob job ever? I want her tits
>>5910977
>would make being a femboy
Think one of them was talking in one of their threads about having gotten it so...
>>5911816
that's because they're not being loud about it
>>5911803
no everyone in that picture is trans lol... the one on the right is from the spiegel website she got FFS
we met them all irl
>>5911800
>>5911802
do you think i need it? no hugboxerino
>>5911809
i dont fuck my mommy.... she loves me and takes care of me. thats all ive ever wanted. fuck off you dont fucking know me you dumb nigger
its not about sex at all and if mommy said she never wanted to lewd with me again id be okay with that and still stay with forever because she's my everything and i love her so much <3
>>5911798
whoah the similarities are uncanny except different eye colours
>>5911821
i think mine and faye's tit's are bigger
she's wearing like 3 bras if i remember correctly
>>5911812
lol srsly?
Your friend on the right looks like Selena gomez.
Also the korean one definitely looks masculine.
>>5911794
>the meatwad voice
L M A O
>>5911828
>she's wearing like 3 bras if i remember correctly
what
the
fuck
killed the interview flam
finally feel like I might not die next month
how is everyone? are the bullies gone?
>>5911828
>we met them all irl
Were you the one with awkward silence whenever everybody else was talking because your personality was different than edie and her friends?
>>5911812
are you sure? the only difference is eye color and that could just be contacts
>>5911828
honestly i don't think anyone needs it, but if you want to look like more traditionally pretty (like i do) then ya sure
>>5911830
ik, she's fucking hilarious irl too. i love all my friends so much and i was so happy they loved faye as much as i do. it was a cute little gathering. i got a pic wit maddie too!
>>5911815
it's more like what didn't she get
>>5911833
she's doing a trick to get more cleavage, she only got D cup tits
I CAN'T DO THE MEATWAD VOICE HELP
>>5911839
they're not the same person. sam is a man with a gnarly dick
>>5911838
what u just said didnt make any sense
can u rephrase
>>5911841
idk i like looking like a trap
i think if i got FFS id probably get extremely dysphoric and hate how i looked
>>5911800
Honestly she had no hope of passing without ffs just Like me this inspires me sadly I'm not rich as fuck how did she afford this Lol. Really pretty tho OMG.
>>5911843
Make an rrr sound then move it farther back into your throat. Hold the position, then start talking normally.
>>5911854
faue i love edie love edie x2 for me
>>5911843
Your not supposed to sound like meatwad, just use the technique to learn how to pull back the adam's apple so the pitch gets raised when that shit isnt putting pressure on your vocal chords after you learn how to control it.
>>5911794
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ap8Q5iZsZ2
wow I just tried it and it works great
https://clyp.it/xnqmyuyn
>>5911839
Different eye brows, hair styles other girls lips are smaller desu.
>>5911863
damn your voice is perfect
>>5911833
Oh woops. I was making dinner and missed >>5910942 completely. Final seal is a spray bottle. Smells like tooth paste, dries matte, and keeps the face in place.
The rest is really not that much depending on your budget. The red for beard shadow can be blush, red eyeshadow, bit of lipstick. Nothing major.
Finished vanity pics incoming.
just meow like a cat a fuck ton and then throw your voice
ive been making cat noises since i was little so throwing my voice was really easy
i prefer using my boy voice though because it demands more respect :- )
>>5911850
then don't get it bb!!
>>5911854
as if, i don't deserve you at all even the tiniest bit ever
which is why i have to prove my affections by taking u out in a couple months and buying you things and making you moan the loudest ever so you won't ever leave me :x
>>5911860
SCREAM I LOOOOVE 30 ROCK
>>5911839
i don't see it
>>5911853
She worked really hard and lifted herself up from being really poor and now she's in college and just a normal girl, if you went through the trial by fire you could do it too.
>>5911863
No idea what it sound before but it sounds good.
>>5911870
hmm.. guess I need to buy that stuff
>>5911863
OG voice of the 2016
>>5911794
is this plant?
>>5911892
>tfw know the lyrics from boys in the hood by heart
>>5911800
anyone know what spiegel happens to charge?
you are now about to witness the strength of street knowledge
Heya senpai how is everyone tonight ^-^
>>5911876
she is the realest nigga
grew up on the mean streets of philly
>>5911876
Doubtful Faye I'm not Kayla I went to college it's the reason I'm in debt I went to a school that has been discredited so people laugh when they see my degree. I worked for years in my fathers company but he never paid me a decent wage and dangled the ownership over it over my head like a carrot if I just stopped that girl shit. I know work making a decent wage but my debts to college have fucked up my credit. I guess I assumed that she got it paid for by her parents since that's what YouTube and cd said. I mean doubtful as in I will never afford it 25000 dollars in 4 years not do able not unless I became a whore or something. Not trying to be mean but she sets off my Kelly meter cause honestly as a boy no hope as a girl with ffs all the hope in the world.
>>5911906
you're fucked in the head
For the first time since I was like 10, I have pants that fit me ^~^ Had to spend lots of money for them, so I only got one pair, but I finally have flattering pants ^~^ Now I need to save up for shoes and better outfits.
>>5911904
as much as a brand new BMW in cash
should i have olives and goat cheese or fried pickle slices as a snack pls respond tia
>>5911904
Hahahahaha OMG do you wanna cry 25,000 to 40,000 he's insanely priced. And won't take Insurance at all
>>5911917
pretty cheap
>>5911920
Yeah he does...
Some kinda Boston insurance I think
I may be lying
>>5911911
Kelly
Meter fuck you auto correct *jelly meter*
>>5911841
edie why would you post a picture of me where i haven't meticulously cultivated the lighting and angles and taken 50 different ones to select from @_____@
>>5911918
olives and goat cheese
btw i love u
>>5911696
>ywn ktf
>>5911911
There's still things you can do: get another job, start a buisness, suck a dick
>>5911922
I mean that great if you live in Boston I guess probably still over priced out the ass.
>>5911925
cmere bb
>>5911931
<3
>>5911927
What does that mean? I'm still completely oblivious
>>5911915
Whoa, haven't seen you in a long time. How are you doing?
>>5911828
>she fucks her mommy
Standards...
>>5911915
Ugh I'm kinda jealous, I'm wearing worn baggy jeans for work everyday(boymode) and its gotten old.
>>5911924
CAUSE WE LOOK GOOD THERE AND YOU SAID SO!!
>>5911920
ill marry rich and save up. unlike you i have plans for success
>>5911924
shhhhh, don't post stuff like this
>>5911930
×>rent month to month apt
×>get p.o. box
×>discontinue apt. Lease
×>continue to live out of state
×>get ffs
>doing laundry on drugs
>need to sort by color
I did not think this through
>>5911889
Here ya go.
Your brushes looked good, can never go wrong with more eye brushes and small angle brushes.
list of special trips who deserve ur love
pleb
maddie
gem
grace
sheen
kek robin just tried to kill himself on cam
>>5911923
I was honored to have a meter while it lasted :p
>>5911935
What, fa m? Literally family but means like. Friends and stuff
>>5911939
do u have an probleming?
>>5911952
>sorting by colour
women are dumb u dont need to do that
also its spelled colour please stop being a traitor to the commonwealth
thank u
>>5911952
Dying senpai
>>5911953
What the jesus.
>>5911954
w-wow anon
>>5911954
I am the worst trip.
>>5911928
Start a bussines ask anyone who knows me that's not a possibility Lol the American dream is dead anyways unless you have money your bussiness will fail my job is great it's not bad and if I play my cards right I can go to Thailand on there expense and get surgery with suporn. Suck a dick girl don't be memeing me Lol.
>>5911948
The memes need to stop Kayla is about as street as a choir boi look at my family my brother jail for heroin, other brother jail for mugging a judge, me never arrested other than that stupid dox cutt cocaine for my bf and helped him sell it my step mom went to jail for producing Meth so yeah I'm pretty sure I'm more Hood yo east coast up in this shit bitch.
where's cyba
>>5911953
My to-go travel brushes...
I'm in a hotel for electro, BTW
Ayyyy
>>5911955
These tinychats are getting outta control
>>5911938
I'm alright, basically doing the same old stuff and keeping things kind of stagnant. My spouse is going to go back to school for engineering and meanwhile I am prepping myself for grad school in math (we are staggering our education atm, one works, the other goes to school).
I'm over 2 years on HRT, I pass relatively well (still not 100%, but "most of the time" nevertheless). I haven't talked to my parents in a year which honestly sucks in spite of my reasons :(
>>5911941
I fucking hate having to wear baggy jeans. Like whenever I would feel particularly confident, I would go to try out an outfit, then fucking baggy jeans completely killed it and I just wanted to stay inside away from the world :( That and shoes :(
I still only have one pair of pants that fit, so I still have to wear baggy jeans until I can afford more. It was so nice throwing out a pair of old jeans and knowing I never need to wear them again.
If you are tall, longtallsally is a good spot! I'm 6'5"+ !
>>5911970
>as street as a choir boi
I know choir boys who are way, way, way more street than Kayla
>Walk into breakroom
>"i saw you on tinder!"
>shitshitshit
>"why were you under female?"
>Dude idk[fattest ass lie]
>"huh. Well it really looked like you"
>it must have been a catfish
>>5911962
But I do wash my lights and darks separately, and at the very least I need to separate out reds. Some dyes do bleed in the wash.
This is a monumentally difficult task right now though jesus christ
>tfw no gf who claims ownership over my heart and my body and is kind of possessive, but is also vulnerable in her own way so that we have to work together to support each other and struggle through the cold world
S-someday, r-right?
>>5911946
Um nice I would have to live in Boston no offence but I couldn't stand the north I'm a southern girl at heart. This is a good an if it could work.
>>5911978
Elf brushes= budget brush god-mode
>>5911986
>tfw ur owned
good feel
>>5911984
W O M E N
>>5911978
>I'm in a hotel for electro,
How far is your electro place?
>>5911987
I'm making shit up. Idfk if it would work..
But I made up this method of affording it when I was lucid in a rare moment after I woke up in my shower.
Sounds legit.
It's work though
Like $30k worth of work
I have to find a laundromat with out an address or an ave. I need to make it quick as well how do I not cry from panic??
>>5911998
How is that fantasy fucked up?
>>5911986
i have that, its not that great
>>5911984
If you have to rinse everything in cold. There will be less bleeding.
>>5911994
D O N T B U L L Y
I do a separate cycle for delicates too
>>5912003
Speak for yourself
>>5911991
Not only elf..
Also some really nice designer knockoff crap from Wish.
All about equal quality tho
>>5912006
im doing laundry right now
i put everything and turned the machine on ;- )
never had any problems n00b
>>5911999
180miles. And I do 4 hours over 2 days.. Biweekly.
So I get a hotel room overnight
>>5912010
i am, retard
>>5912022
>So I get a hotel room overnight
Do your buddies still get repulsed when you try to cuddle with them?
>>5911962
Yea you're a pervert
Tfw ur gf brings up home a soda and she's making u food RIGHT NOW
>>5911986
Soon.jpg
>>5912026
Not necessarily, you made it sound like a general statement captain butthurt
Maybe the reason you're unhappy is because you're a shit human :^}
>>5912035
was this in question?
>>5912037
>tfw beepy isnt single
>>5912037
>beepy has a gf
;_;
>tfw ur girl crush says she likes a show so you download every episode out and are watching it
>tfw you also ordered the book version
>it'll be here tomorrow
h-heh
> Take a year's leave from university to handle trans issues.
> Cousin a year younger decides to enroll in the same university as me ('we can hang out~!'), she doesn't know.
> A few classes into the semester I notice that she's in one of my classes. Sweatingbullets.png.
> Approach her.
> She somehow doesn't recognize me in girlmode.
> Wind up becoming friends.
> Over the last few months, she's become increasingly touchy and clingy. Still doesn't know because I have no idea how I'd even begin to bring up the old 'hey, remember anon-kun? your cousin? I'm him... err her.'
> I'm 90% sure she has feelings for girlme.
Jesus christ what did I just do? I try to rebuff some of her advances but I think she just sees it as me being tsundere. I'm not even a transbian, I like men.
>>5911941
> Not wearing women's jeans to work.
No one is gonna care. I wore tight-fitting women's jeans all the time with a femme jacket before I presented or passed. No one careed in the slightest. Maybe it's because I live in Toronto and everyone just thought I was a twink or something. Then again, back then I was 'misgendered' all the time, and I didn't get any weird looks shopping in the women's section like a total hon would, so whatever. Androg enough for people to believe what they want I guess. Still feel like I don't really pass, despite what everyone says, but at least I have voice nailed and my body is androg enough anyway to never get misgendered.
Imma still get type-3 done at some point.
>>5911981
I always did the baggy jeans and t-shirt thing because I didn't really care about my appearance. The jeans I wear now are all falling apart and tripping me up too but I'm not gonna waste money on new guy jeans when I'm gonna stop wearing them altogether before long(hopefully). I'm sure it'll be fun gradually changing your wardrobe's pants.
>>5912001
Tracking down places like that is one of the things about delivery jobs I hate the most. Also I swear no person or business ever cares to have their address visible from the road.
>>5912037
Aww it's me two years ago ,
What's she making you
>>5912028
One who used to be a dick to me is now flirting with me and ignoring the only other girl on site now.
However, winter is almost over. It's above freezing now and warm cuddles aren't required :/
They're less weird but just as awkward as any coworker would be with anybody
>>5912051
>stealing media
> All these transbians.
Is the transbian general fusing with /mtfg/? Is anyone straight here? Jesus christ.
>>5912043
im an amazing person im just unhappy.
>>5912074
hello yes i am here
>>5912074
Kayla is
>>5912075
Do you want a boy friend? You should help her with the sides, look up how to do them on YouTube!
>>5912081
https://youtu.be/3rS6mZUo3fg
>>5912074
I'm into guys. I want a thick hot load shot down my throat.
>>5912069
We both bought the book though and are reading it together, she's helping me find my passion for literature again
>>5912074
come to the tinychat, it's full of chasers
>>5912074
im mostly straight. this shit depresses me.
>tfw its revealed that Taylor Swift is dating a trans girl and I will be that girl.
Soon.
>>5912095
You don't need a guy for that sweetie
>>5912085
Nope, and I only get music from the i store
>>5912069
>not torrenting the best anime and vidya
Are you sure your not a cop?
>>5912087
I'd love to have a bf. Ideally I want a qt boy who will take cuddles from every angle, from the two of us. I don't want to help her with the food though. She has to be able to do it herself.
>that one anon who always tries to make a big deal about transbians and does nothing but complain and try to split the community is back
gee I wonder who it is
>>5912098
Blair you kinda look like a Portland les girl though, I mean if Edie wasn't taking me away id get turned down by you any day be o///o
>>5912102
how can a tranny make cum? I can't cum anymore
>>5912074
its funny cause like a year ago when I first starting lurking this board, transbians were always told they were disgusting AGP fetishists, and the transbian general was almost as populated as this one. now the transbian generals are completely dead and no one seems to care about the divide anymore.
its nice
>>5912110
SOON.
>>5912104
all my aunts and uncles are police, I grew up with a strong sense of right and wrong. I don't even break the speed limit. I go in the fast lane and set my cruise control to 70
>rainy walk for an hour
>find out drop-in is Thursday, website said Wednesday but apparently hasn't been updated since 2014
At least I have current info, yay.
>tomorrow is supposed to rain again
>>5912053
Cute story
>>5912112
Well I can't hit my face With it like I used to but....
>>5912117
>implying anyone but kayla
>>5912108
>>5912117
it was me in 2013 and 2014, im the reason TLG exists :^)
but i only did it to cause drama and shitstorms little did they know i was sucking my gf's tinkler at the same thime
>>5912111
i just dress that way because that look works for me. i debated wearing a coctail dress with a leather jacket but i was too apathetic. i wouldnt have turned you down. then again, i dont know your preferences.
>>5912074
>tfw my physical attraction to men or basically anyone now is gone except for faye
idk if i count as a transbian
>>5912069
i would have just streamed it but i wanted to make sure i could watch it one after the other quickly idk
>>5912096
<33333
>>5912112
i cum, so
>>5912128
I can't even make a drop of it. Sometimes when I am riding my suction cup dil hard enough some ultra clear fluid runs out but that's it and its not often.
>>5912128
Fuckin lewd m8
>>5912139
when did i turn you down? you live 3000 miles away
>>5912129
>tfw Taylor Swift is going to write a song about loving me one day.
>>5912140
You is transbian. Accept it!
>>5912122
>strong sense are right and wrong
Please staph I'm dying here.
>>5912122
>I grew up with a strong sense of right and wrong.
blair is cool af and i wanna be her frand
>tfw qt coming over for cuddles n chill in 15 minutes
Good ass thai food or dollar pizza /mtfg/?
>>5912069
Stealing implies that the original owner lost their copy.
>>5912157
Kayla I know this won't get through to you in any way but...
You're the bad guy here.
>>5912079
OK, sry I got mean ur just being mean too :c
>>5912148
i've accepted it!!! literally holding faye's hand everywhere we went in front of all of my friends and everyone in the world was top tier. can't wait for everything else that's coming :x
>>5912172
kayla right now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hn1VxaMEjRU
>>5912167
Is that your girlfriend you were talking about before?
>>5912179
>tfw i'm the silent secretly mean husbando who has the most qt and kindhearted waifu in the world and all i wanna do is tie her up and fuck her brains out while being nice to all of her friends
>>5912157
I mean the fact that you said guys misgender everyone attack everyone have said the most venemous shit ever how can you claim to have any sense of right and wrong x3
Why is laundry so fucking complicated!?
>>5912200
Because you're high!
>>5912206
I almost forgot that you used to be a skinhead before you decided to be trans. I bet American History X is your favorite movie!
>>5912187
hugo boss did nothing wrong
>>5912206
I just don't understand what could go on in your mind that would actually make you think that we talking about how you behave on the road and not your moral compass in general.
>>5912196
Implying I even touch that part of the body when I get down to Sexy times nope I would touch those thighs butt and other parts that are my patented transbian lewd attacks.
>>5912218
Whats wrong with strong copyright laws? You know the more music gets stolen the more the quality goes to shit, same with movies. If there is no incentive to do well then why do it at all? I am not saying a person should live in a mansion from one song but they should get something for their work if its good.
Why is everyone in here a tripfag
