Lewd and kinky edition
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▶IRC: https://www.rizon.net/chat #MTFG
Previous >>5909774
I love cheese
Brushes just came in the mail. Now what do I buy?
>>5910698
I need to run... get my thighs in shape
>tfw calling bf daddy
Lets be nice in this one
Mfw I meet up with qt dom trans boy later this week
>>5910746
>tfw eating brie with bread and drinking Merlot at 4 in the afternoon
>>5910699
Lies i saw Circé earlier today
she's recovering and wants everyone to know she's sorry for making everyone worry
First for normies get out reeeeee
A tranny just attempted suicide and lost a majority of her brain function and Elanna makes "lewd and kinky edition"
I like your "fuck that bitch" attitude, Elanna, even though you're a filthy junkie whore. Now, I know what you're going to say, circe didn't even OD like the cool kids would do, but everyone can decide their preferred method for themselves.
![[EveTaku] Inu x Boku SS - 01v3 (1280x720 x264-Hi10P AAC)[D33AB1CE].mkv_snapshot_02.32_[2012.06.19_04.32.37].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/erInA8z.jpg "[EveTaku] Inu x Boku SS - 01v3 (1280x720 x264-Hi10P AAC)[D33AB1CE].mkv_snapshot_02.32_[2012.06.19_04.32.37].jpg")
>>5910759
this
>>5910755
>tfw didnt bring my bike to france
damn
squats it is I suppose
>>5910750
Literally who
>>5910762
You have no shame do you. You'll sleep with literally anyone. I know you're a lost cause, but please don't give her aids.
>>5910735
>woah why did you detrans?
i don't think i'll ever be happy transitioning so i'm trying the other way, seems good so far
>>5910762
Sounds like a lot of fun~
>>5910759
Dont do this : c
>>5910766
TELL HER THAT WE'RE REALLY SORRY SHE FAILED :D:D:D:D
>>5910759
You're sick in the head. Why would you want to fuck your dad.
>found a comfy room
>200 deposit paid and 550 rent
>month to month, no lease
MIRACLES HAPPEN
>>5910769
Fuck off and stop trying to milk someone else's misfortune for your own amusement. You're a shameless cunt.
>>5910751
answers please, I want to know how I can cover up all this nonsense without wearing a burqa
>>5910766
.~.
>>5910778
never post that gay ass shit again
>>5910788
Ignore rawr.
>>5910718
Nick and Judy's stories really resonated with me, to be honest. Also, you're a horrible person
#notallpredators
>>5910788
I don't take lip from some gutter whore who is literally posting high
>>5910746
I need to buy more sharp cheddar slices
I love eating it by itself
Shit thread
Gonna take a nap I guess
>>5910798
She already has lost a majority of her brain function, I think everyone could tell from her retarded webms.
>>5910805
You should try it sometime, you're human garbage and should be ashamed of yourself.
>>5910759
one of my partners likes me calling them daddy :3
>>5910751
do you have a good moisturizer/lotion? Primer?
>>5910813
No one cares newbie shitter
lurk moar
>>5910814
Is there any proof circe actually attempted sudoku and it not just being the claim of one anon
>>5910816
>one of my partners
uhm, are you some kind of wh*re? daddy's little girl would never cheat..
>>5910813
Sleep well!! :3
>>5910815
Ignore rawr.
>>5910775
I'm completely clean, okay? I love her so much, I would always be safe with her! Being in a poly relationship is hard D:
>>5910792
oh hi mercurey
>U should still take hormones
if i'm gonna be a man I wanna look like one!!!!
>Lemme suck ur dick though
only if gf
![[EveTaku] Inu x Boku SS - 01v3 (1280x720 x264-Hi10P AAC)[D33AB1CE].mkv_snapshot_01.13_[2012.06.19_04.30.17].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/o2q3HlI.jpg "[EveTaku] Inu x Boku SS - 01v3 (1280x720 x264-Hi10P AAC)[D33AB1CE].mkv_snapshot_01.13_[2012.06.19_04.30.17].jpg")
Fight.
FIGHT YOU BAFOONS
>>5910825
No I had dinner already, this wont work on me.
I don't wanna eat, I want to redistribute my fat to my butt.
>>5910789
A+ skin care, keep brows on point.
Liquid foundation, use red to balance the blue from beard area unless its gone, set powder, youtube contour and highlighting. Blush.
Do eyes, light to dark colors, liner, lashes.
Lips, use lip brush.
Get Final Seal and spray down a bit.
Voila.
>>5910822
They found her hanging from her belt in the bedroom. Erotic asphyxiation, the doctor says. She soiled herself as dying people do and the EMTs ran out of the house holding their noses. They called the tranny wambulance to take her to the morgue, but the lack of drugs and estro in her system caused tranny rage to wake her up.
Now she's laying in the hospital bed, plotting her revenge against hon trips who used her bad fortune to rub one out on their egos in the last thread. There will be blood and AIDS.
>>5910813
sweet dreams~
Can't stop thinking about sucking a big black cock while wearing a chastity cage around my little white peepee.
>>5910813
ill go take a nap too in the hopes that we can share a dream
>>5910767
reeeeeeeee
>>5910794
it actually makes me wonder if there's a full picture somewhere
what's everyone listening to?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CXPADwU05OQ
>>5910836
the only thing you will redistribute to your butt is a shit log
>>5910816
>tfw when youll never be one of red's partners
life just isnt fair is it
>>5910843
>>>agpgeneral
>>5910843
>Can't stop thinking about sucking a big black cock
gross
>>5910813
If only you got to see how twofaced people you defend on this site are irl.
Especially when the posters harassing you are your "friends" dropping their trip.
>>5910822
slashed her wrist and hung herself i think
i saw her in the hospital earlier today
>>5910854
Accelerated Graphics Ports are cool t b h
>>5910850
Don't you mean he? Pronouns are earned through passing.
>>5910840
Fuck off rawr.
>tfw you find out all of your friends are adding your girlcrush and bombarding her cause you talk about her awesomeness so much and she's totally cool with it and great as always
how'd i get so lucky tho
you guys think its possible to get HIV from chasers?
>>5910810
I left you smokey cheese slices in the fridge from hamburgers o//o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nhH0EDPSNhI
amazing
>>5910867
!!!
tytytytytytytytyttytytyty
>>5910862
There's no telling with luck... I'd be dead if not for a very few people, including some from here... Takes so little to nudge your life one way or another...
>>5910877
I'm not going to call a bald tranny that looks like a middle aged man a she.
>>5910825
What are the metallic rims?
>>5910877
i kinda want to be called "he"...weird tranny feels about how well i pass and wishing to be a qt femboy
>>5910843
trip on kayla
>>5910862
what are you, gay?
>>5910870
SHITS FIRE SENPAI
>>5910878
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm yes ok
>>5910889
>tfw no qt furry femboy gf
i wish i could be happy with detransition
>>5910904
did it not work for you?
>>5910904
I wish I could be happy. I'm not wired for it, unfortunately.
>>5910885
Balding is pretty common here at young age. Sadly it destroy your chance at passing.
>>5910914
i can't bring myself to do it. i'd need t to pass and so much legal stuff changed
>>5910894
>>5910912
Yeah, I don't see him as a her.
>>5910916
Even if he wasn't bald he'd still never pass.
How to transition faster?
>>5910899
Ohhhhhh. Sorta. I gotta find a pair to try on first
>>5910860
>not posting best music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MonpK_idldc
i tried really hard to find the flash where they were combined but i couldnt
>>5910931
Freeze yourself like Fry in Futurama
>>5910931
build time machine
let us all use it so we can come out at age 9 pls
>>5910839
hm... good, but damn thats a lot more money in stuff, I am good with eye stuff at least and have tons of it. Never used a lip brush before or the thing to get rid of beard shadow. Is the seal stuff like a liquid clear coat?
>>5910816
>do you have a good moisturizer/lotion?
yeah, I also use several things on my frown lines of an evening. I don't have a primer and never used it, except to paint cars before lol.
>>5910789
Cuuuutiiiiie piiiiiieee
>>5910938
>"mom I'm trans"
>get placed on anti depressants and thrown in mental ward
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u0WLDt0pztk
Music!
>>5910939
not srs. enough other surgeries to make life difficult
>>5910943
really? I get that a lot now a days but I still see myself as the manliest man who has ever existed before
should i get srs mtfg
>>5910828
Night mtfg is best mtfg. Too bad it's
DEAD
same time EVERY night
:^)
>>5910866
Why is the general so mean today
>>5910951
well
worth a shot at least
>>5910960
if you can afford it then is that even a question?
>>5910960
I would if I had the option..
>>5910348
Its not about depth or size. Use something comfortable. Stick it in a reasonable amount. Then press down on it and push it inward, toward your pelvic bone. Almost like you're trying to cut yourself in half i guess. You'll hit your prostate and it'll make you explode.
>>5910356
I also hurt all off my friends.
>>5910951
more like
>get exorcised and ignored
>>5910971
You can blame rawr for that. If he didn't doxx ufufu then the general wouldn't be shit.
>>5910962
Despair
>>5910939
idc, i am a homo
ur not my real dad you can't tell me what to do
>>5910954
i've been listenin to this a lot https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tqn3femtNWU
>>5910960
if it makes you happy
>>5910971
>tfw i literally just told ufufu not to come back to mtfg
>>5910971
ufufu was ok, but never led anything and posted selfies mostly
>>5910984
that and typed liked a spastic lolll xddd
>>5910984
I thought ufufu was really cute and saved a couple gifs that she posted a few years ago, she was like an early inspiration for me
>>5910984
What you don't understand is that the trip with the most (you)s leads the general. Ufufu was that trip for a long time and now it is Elanna, Edie and Faye.
>tfw will never be the cute awkward girl at a party
>>5910973
you should be sorry, bitch
>>5911001
You're forgetting Maki and Yume.
>>5911001
>Most (you)s
Then its obviously kayla
>>5910962
I hope you know that you are appreciated here. I appreciate your presence and your thoughtfulness in these conversations. You're a wonderful listener and contributer.
>>5911001
>more yous then anyone
with your criteria, lily is tops and kayla should be up there as well
>>5910983
hecke
>>5911008
I thought Maki died in the war
>>5911014
come on now, elanna is quite good when not drug/lewd posting
>tfw all ur oldfag mtfg friends are gay now
i never saw it comin
what times we live in indeed
>>5911017
You'd be surprised how many new and autistic trips are derailed by Kayla when she tries to draw attention to herself. Thankfully she's been around long enough that everyone knows she is a troll.
>>5910958
Same since its hard to not pick apart every flaw you see in youself. Im over 1.5yrs into HRT and I know im pretty femme but yeah, still hurts sometimes. Youre pretty tho!
>>5911014
Elanna is one of like a maximum five posters here who aren't shit
>>5911025
Nah. I don't even really belong here. /tlg/ is more my place, but it's almost only Syndie and me there these days. So, real slow and a bit awkward.
>>5911039
Post pls, but not trips that have left
>>5910983
are you getting srs or are you good with your gt?
>>5911038
well thanks
Remember when mtfg was pro SRS and wasn't a bunch of fetishistic trannies wanting to keep their gonads?
>>5911037
kayla is too dumb to troll well
so most of it is legit, scary as that may be
Hi what have I missed?
>>5911054
no
>>5911054
>tfw ywn be able to afford srs
>>5910960
no i want to suck your gt
>>5911048
not really? i mean i might someday, but for now i like what i have and i enjoy using it. hormones haven't impacted my ability to get aroused at all.
>>5911054
no cause i've always been a fetishistic tranny
>>5911042
You're one of the few people here that actually act mature here though, I don't get why some have to act like teenage girls and typing like they never learned how.
>>5911057
Cfh being annoying
Red being a furry
Adri leaving
Faye and Edie hooking up
Edgar returning
>>5911054
>numbers are truth
most don't have it b/c it sucks
>>5911064
Well, I mean, I am a teenage hon who never learned how to type.
>>5911054
I wan't srs but its like out of the realm of reality pricey.
btw i am back
why is drama happening :?
>>5911069
>Edgar returning
H Y P E
Y
P
E
edgar going to make mtfg great again
can i please have a girlfriend from here please
i would be a very good bf to you
>>5911094
You want a hyper masc bf? Because I can provide that to you.
jesus robin is the worst in tinychat
takes EVERY opportunity to talk about how shit life is
>>5911111
i like your post
keeep me updated
>>5911063
Hormones completely killed my libido on hrt desu. I haven't gotten excited at my gf touching me for over a year
>>5911109
I have been looking for a job duh. Its not like jobs grow on trees. I really don't even want to talk about money rn.
So like, I was running to catch a streetcar and I just noticed how feminine my gait has gotten.
It was almost a little embarrassing, because I felt like I might have tipped my hand a bit about my transness.
Also, my hips still ache. Itbegins.png. Maybe I will get some growth, even if I am 23.
>>5911069
>Edgar returning
Ohh no, goodbye mtfg
>>5911111
nice quints.
>>5911069
Adri left? When did that happen?
>>5911125
LIAR LIAR PANTS ON FIRE
>>5911120
>tfw i came along, changed that, and have every plan to ruin you
·///////·
so many things
it me
fuck Circe is actually cool this sucks ass
they have so much going for them too
but of course depression doesn't work like that
fuck mental illness desu
>>5910499
not a lot, mostly only lurk occasionally to search my monikers and keep tabs on what people post in case it's anything doxxy, aside from that I'm more into the tinychat than here
got my psych referral on the 29th btw, I'm trying to pin down the crazy
>>5911125
Fair enough, good luck with your job search, hopefully it'll help you be able to afford a therapist/ffs/srs/whatever you want to use the money for.
Not trying to be mean by suggesting a therapist, I'm just saying it could do you good to talk about your problems with someone who could help you.
>finally truly happy cus I have a mommy
>order a lot of food and can barely eat any of it
>get a large pizza and get full after one piece
W E I G H T L O S S B O Y S
I can't binge eat anymore, is it cus I don't wanna kill myself? I don't think that would shrink my tummy... O.o
>>5911120
It's prolly your gf tbdesu let edie at your peen
>>5911126
I'm getting hip growth at 26, I even got some tiny stretch marks forming on my inner thigh and its freaking me out
>>5911149
>hon delusions
sure you did, kyle
>>5911131
like a week ago
>>5911132
>>5911152
>tfw psychiatrist you've been going to for years tells you to try conversion therapy
>>5911152
>implying kayla hasn't already killed her mom and turned her into a skinsuit that she wears with her grandma's dresses
>>5911148
literally nothing is going to stop me
>>5911152
I am moving out in a few more months after this semester is over.
>>5911143
well I mainly need the cash for electrolysis. I currently have my racing motorcycle up for sale but its going to take a while to get buyers but yeah I need work.
I started hormones at 30
and my hips are huge now! And my shoulders shrunk in size, omg!
>>5911170
>that happened
>>5911138
Good for you. Starting is the hardest part you should be proud for even getting this far.
Also circes OK last I heard. In hospital. No immediate danger anymore.
>>5911164
the only reason why are you into faye is because of his masculine features, admit it
>>5911145
you've always had a smaller tummy then you think, you're just not eating past the point at which it gets painful anymore
>>5911126
im 23 and I got some
What can I do other than mope because no hormones?
>>5911007
Don't bully
>>5911016
T-thanks desu, I'm really just confused as to where the random mean posting came from. The general has been pretty chill lately.
>>5911050
Cool story bro
>>5911189
HOW AM I ABLE TO NOT EAT MORE THAN S SINGLE PIECE OF A LARGE PIZZA
I COULDN'T FINISH A SINGLE BURGER AT RED ROBIN
I COULDN'T EVEN FINISH A MILKSHAKE
WHAT IS HABBENING
>>5911164
Git sum>>5911164
>>5911184
This. She wouldn't shut up about him last summer and kept saying >tfw no prehrt faye
>>5911164
Ironic that you're acting like this
>>5911192
>tfw only got one out of possible 4 (you's)
rate my stump
i fucked up
>>5911206
I haven't shipped this hard since Annie Clark and Cara
>>5911184
>beautiful eyes, nose, lips, jaw, and gorgeous body
>kindhearted and thoughtful, generous and caring
>ridiculously intelligent and funny, amazing personality and tons of life experience
>best musical taste, has awesome hobbies, gets along with my friends
>understands me and makes me feel beyond happy, clicks with me like no one else
>amazing handholder, kisser, cuddler, general hugger with best moans
>already my favorite person to go exploring and experience new things with
are you stupid? everyone wants to be with someone like her.
>>5911212
tru but i really don't care lol
when it's right it's right
>tfw my phone is fixed and back
Are any of you good at customizing phones? Or have any case recommendations for the S6 Edge?
>>5911217
Oh my god what happened? D:
>>5911217
yep that's a stump
>>5911217
what the fuck anon
what happened?
>>5911220
broken femur + infection
>>5911217
Oh shit
>>5911208
Did you say yuri? I believe you said yuri :3
>>5911217
stewing and brewing has gone too far
>>5911217
stupm/10 leg there anon
what happened?
>>5911199
you're a tiny girl and you ate big meals but thats only because you ate once or twice a day so you have a flawed perception of how much you eat per day
>>5911217
jesus christ wtf anon
>>5911226
I'm so sorry. What's gonna happen next?
>>5911235
pushed into traffic by a bigot and broke my femur, doctor was too stupid to fix it right and i got an infection
>>5911241
calling my lawyer
this sucks though because I already had srs and was just starting my life
>>5911243
Better be suing the fucker.
>>5911217
>tfw no qt amputee gf
>>5911217
uhhhh how
>>5911217
7/10
Its pretty good as far as stumps go. At least it's not like a mangled accident scarred leg. Wouldn't gross me out or make me lose interest.
Shit still sucks tho sorry anon.
>>5911219
Faye would be hotter if she actually had a female voice.
>>5911243
where do you live? the american south? i fucking hate people
>>5911254
>tfw no wheelie chair gf
>>5911263
yep, Kentucky
>>5911257
I hope that motherfucker rots. That so fucked up, what country are you in?
>>5911217
>>5911226
>>5911243
>>5911249
aaaaaaAAAHHHHHH
IS THIS REAL
>>5911232
you and me both
>>5911258
don't be fucking rude
/mtfg/ is way too sad for me today
>>5911219
Translation when I'm doing it and home wrecking too don't fucking judge me
>>5911277
>don't be fucking rude
I know faye's manly voice turns you on but it turns me off.
>>5911282
life is shit right now
for everyone and everything
surprise
*party horn noises*
>>5911219
you literally creamed your pants at the sight of pre-HRT faye and now you can finally get together and touch his penis without saying you are a lesbian now because hormones don't do anything and he essentially looks the same except with long hair and some girly accessorizes
>>5911282
sorry
what's the sauce for op's pic?
>>5911282
yeah, everything's terrible and there's no solution to anything, existence is pretty fucking awful tbhon
>>5911285
Having heard fayes voice IRL it doesn't sound like the clips she posts, her voice is very attractive. It's also andro IMO but maybe that's just me being biased since of how femme andro she looks.
>>5911295
quit whining, at least you still have your legs
>>5911296
Aw, I was hoping she sounded like Solid Snake IRL.
>>5911285
It's just the new crowd being inconsiderant of others opinions
>>5911296
>andro
you mean faggy drag queen voice?
alright i guess i should go home and sleep
i'm not getting anything done anyway
>>5911307
I know what hon voices sound like, she sounds nothing like Mickey mouse.
Faye is disgusting I think Edie just ran out of men to fuck in North America.
>>5911217
Why are you posting a pic of your luxurious sofa?
Me and my friend went out last night to dinner and for fun we decided to write a story together and heres what we came up with:
A 30 something history teacher starts a relationship with his 16 year old, openly gay student. As the relationship gets more serious the two begin to realize the differences in what they want in a relationship - just in time for the rest of the school to discover the secret scandal.
Good?
>>5911318
but i like faye and edie
I have an addiction to captain crunch girls ;~; Someone help me this is my 3rd bowl today.
>>5911296
Having seen pics of you fantastic opinion hon :^)
>>5911217
can't trump the stump
>>5911322
I think thats circe.
>>5911305
Nobody has ever given a fuck about anon opinions.
>>5911336
That's pretty good
>>5911316
no you don't
- hon voice is literally a dudeish voice that's a bit high but not androgynous at all, e.g. bruce jenner
- faggy voice is how every feminine gay man sounds, e.g. edie, bailey jay, faye etc
>>5911284
>>5911285
>>5911290
yall are being such bullies right now
she's always been stunning to me pre and post transition and i've said that mannnnnnny times in here, and doing her makeup and getting her to go out with me in girly clothes looking like the qt waifu she is was the highlight of my week. esp since i got to fondle her tits and move her hips with mine on the dancefloor. she means lots to me and i have a long way to go in my transition and i want her to be there with me for that and i want to help her with hers as well along with her life wherever i can. if u want to be mean about it then w/e. das all i'm gonna say on this.
>>5911326
Faye is just Kayla 10 years older with an uneventful military career.
Being an unpassable tranny freak sucks.
I can never do my dream job of teaching.
No place will hire me.
I'm just hoping I die soon enough
>>5911318
Edie also has AIDS.
RIP Faye.
>>5911344
What drugs have you been smoking?
>>5911356
I wouldn't want you near my children anyway.
>>5911307
I just use a male voice, girl voices are scary Desu
https://clyp.it/gzgbtjt1
i want to help stumpanon im almost crying is there anything i can do
>>5911353
>good in a bad way
Explain?
>>5911344
Shut up butthurt faggot and go back to gaygen where you rightfully belong.
>>5911350
>you are not funny you sick granny panties-wearing dude
it was me the whole time lol
GULLIBILITY
