Who do you want to kidnap, /mtfg/?
Or would you rather be the victim?
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Previous: >>5899892
elanna or faye desu
>>5901301
r00d ;_;
>>5901291
http://data.desustorage.org/k/image/1453/76/1453760796711.webm
I think Benicio looked better.
who /deepcloset/ here?
>tfw friend from training course is homeless and is gonna stay with me for a while
Surely I'm not the only one who gets erections from wearing women's clothing right? It's the a big part of why I want srs!
>>5901303
can i opt to be a murder victim instead?
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I hope I didn't gain any weight,
>>5901309
Probably all that fingering you were talking about doing to yourself earlier
>>5901316
I get erections when I wear men's clothing.
Is this where we post about how much we hate life and will never come out?
>>5901307
Gaye is a creepy 30 year old chaser that acts like a girl so people starting transitiong will white knight him
>>5901246
it's ironic how you and ffs anon look good in dresses and neither have presented in them
just heed my warnings otherwise you'll risk exposing upper thighs or crotch
#grandmaskirts4ever
Spiegel desu. Then he might be able to make me not so manly in exchange for freedom.
>>5901316
uhh noo. i blush after trying on stuff but its not sexual.
>>5901310
ive always had a bit of a crush on donovan when i was younger but del toro did look bretti gud
>>5901319
But you need to gain weight CC.
>>5901320
I think I got it from gf tbqh
Since she has it too
"Scissoring for fun was a mistake"
-Stalin
>>5901310
MP5s are sexy
>>5901316
I couldn't even get errections before hrt
And hrt didn't change anything about it
Also i don't find girlclothes especially exciting, just cuter/nicer than boy clothes
>>5901325
boohoo
>>5901332
why do you have this saved
why
>>5901327
How do you know i look good in a dress ?
>>5901340
you posted your pic in other threads assuming that was you in blk dress
>>5901339
Beacuse it's funny CC.
>>5901340
you posted a pic of it. once its out there itll get reposted continuslosy
also, database anon, I need a pic of my face. its the one with a computer and carpet/rug in the back. my face was fairly hairy and I might have been frowning
>>5901350
Yeah, that's me
It's not a dress though, it's a skirt and a tanktop
>>5901347
It happens to me too sometimes, I hate it ;_;
I could use a bf right now /mtfg/
>>5901361
same
>>5901361
sup bb
I'll be your bf
>>5901329
>ywn take beepbeep shopping and make her blush
Pretty bad feel senpai
Pls someone kidnap me
>>5901368
Omw
>>5901361
That's why i have a heated bodypillow 2bh
>>5901358
I wear tanks w skirts the most, but I don't expose my shoulders
you'll pass fine, just do it in a progression, pick easy outings and you don't have to say much
>>5901366
Cute enough. If only.
>>5901379
>If only.
what's that supposed to mean
cute boys are for ____
>>5901382
you look like a trollz doll
>>5901382
the poles have suffered enough lily
>>5901385
Hard work
>>5901382
You are from another continent.
>decide to try to shape eyebrows a bit with shaving razor
I have made a terrible mistake, haha. (Pic obviously not me but it's the closest I could find on google images to what they look like now.) Oh well, it'll be embarrassing for a week but at least it'll come back faster than if I had plucked them I guess. This must be why eyebrow shaping is generally left to professionals, haha.
>>5901393
tru
>>5901398
I'm operator as heck now faye you won't take me easily!!
>>5901378
My biggest problem is my grandparents living in the same house and they're like the bad conservative grandparents
So i can't just go full out
I also think most of my friends are very liberal and the club i go to normally has lots of lesbians and transmen in it so i hope i won't get problems there either
The only thing i'm really waiting for is the ok from my shrink and i'll gladly go fulltime right away
>>5901361
Are you still unhappy with your results? Or still thinking about going back for lower face work?
>>5901392
a half thought out germany vs poland joke
yeah i know you're austrian
>>5901399
I'm pretty sure you're only supposed to pluck eyebrows
>>5901393
Lily's from austria
To the person in the other thread saying they were transitioning even though they don't feel they can relate to women: just do you as best you can.
How could you relate to women anyway? They're emotional, manipulative and literally crazy. They put up a front just so they can drop it and talk shit as soon as you're gone.
I think my misogyny is also part of why I put off transitioning for so long. That and my self-hatred in general.
>>5901361
I'm detransitioning I'll be your bf. Just don't expect lewds on account of you being a girl.
>>5901405
I'm considering facial team for full ffs. But first I need those damn implants. Also vfs and srs I don't know what choose first.
>being comfortable speaking
>not having bungle
>>5901406
I still don't get it
I mean how it correlates with the pic I posted
>>5901312
Male or female?
>>5901420
nothing at all
im just shitposting
>>5901408
Hence the "terrible mistake" statement. (I just saw this picture and realized that I have the exact same eyebrow style as Kim Jong Un now, haha.)
>>5901418
Do you think Bart was a mistake? Should I cancel my consultation?
>>5901412
Really? Do you think we could all meet somewhere in Europe this summer? We could put that portland party into shame.
>>5901436
Why not
I have my ffs in august though
>>5901433
I can't forgive that hairline. But do as you wish. There was another person before me and she got great results.
>>5901429
Dont worry, I did something similar long ago when I tried to shave off my unibrow hairs instead of just plucking the buggers
>tfw cold
>tfw bored waiting for midnight
>tfw have to do W.B. work by Wednesday
;~~; w-why me
>>5901444
I got my post op consultation this august!
We could meet in Antwerp to boost your morale!
>>5901454
That'd be pretty nice actually
>>5901446
Meh ok. Guess I don't have anything to lose going to the consult anyway.
Might see about talking to spiegel but I doubt I can afford him.
>>5901416
>They're emotional, manipulative and literally crazy. They put up a front just so they can drop it and talk shit as soon as you're gone.
sounds like me lol
I'll also attend Berlin pride 2016 this summer. Last year was a blast.
I would love if you gals could join!
>>5901462
Only if you're a dyke
Guys aren't really into that
Also I like my own aesthetics more
>>5901468
>trutrans
>tfw got touched and enjoyed it
>tfw it only made me feel even more lonely
>>5901476
to bad my face isn't tru trans
if so I could actually leave my room
>>5901468
but you don't hide the fact that you're horrible
>>5901466
American's prices are inflated as fuck.
>>5901468
Same
>>5901473
Yeah, probably i'm not exactly living near there but idk
>>5901479
>tfw someone touches you and react so strongly they probably think you were a rape victim
>>5901468
>>They're emotional
Kinda
manipulative
Lmao don't flatter yourself
>literally crazy.
You are, but not in the same way cis girls are
>They put up a front just so they can drop it and talk shit as soon as you're gone
You don't wait til people are gone before you talk shit
Lmfao
>>5901486
I'm open for proposals.
>>5901057
guppu guppu guppu
>>5901061
welcome 2 da pwn zone
>>5901066
if they remove pops i WILL kill Johan Anderson, director of Paradox Studios
this is NOT a joke!!
>>5901069
not based in reality is what I mean
It's hard for me to get into games with not real things that u kill idk why. They have to be bipedal or its boring af
>>5901074
mew
>>5901112
I'm sorry not everyone is cut out, be sure to make your mtfg quitting post :3
>>5901496
I take offense to that.
Even though it's kind of true. I have no backbone.
>>5901493
Berlin would be pretty nice though, probably for a weekend or something
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GOD FUCKING DAMMING MY THIGHS GOT FATTER
(so did my butt but thats fine)
This is terrible news.
>>5901489
>You don't wait til people are gone before you talk shit
IRL I do, not here because most of you fucking need a boot up your ass.
>>5901508
Try eating less.
Uprate for friendly tips.
>>5901508
h-how, i cannot seem to get a bigger butt ;~~; what do
>>5901510
Kayla why? We understand your struggles. We are in this together.
>>5901473
you mean CSD?
briefly saw it once, seemed fun :3
>>5901487
mhm .-.
>>5901488
well apparently my face told her that I was really enjoying it
...hurt tho, bdsm workshop.
>>5901501
kept touching the bruises afterwards... was... nice
>>5901517
I speak my thoughts in real life. Like I was telling a person in history class that hitler was the good guy but losers don't write the history books.
>>5901332
>tfw this is about your weight
>>5901508
cycling will make you have rather slim thighs :^)
>>5901510
you dont talk to anyone besides your mom IRL though
>>5901527
cycling also makes your butt huge
how to get bigger butt?
>>5901520
It was fun! And if you take into account that it was my first even like that. And that I'm from Poland. It made it a life changing experience.
>>5901519
No we are not. All of you have money and get surgery and have friends and pass and get to live life. I am broke and ugly and can't do anything.
>>5901526
did you tell them about your expertise in geography too ?
How about the "infestation with the blacks" Seattle is currently facing ?
Oh and I totally 100% believe you for reelz m8
yuge
>drove all night
>trying to go to sleep
>tfw no Eddie to hold you and stroke your hair
>>5901541
Hurry up and sell your bike, K
>>5901501
You Irish? I need more tranny friends irl
>>5901533
>cycled a ton as a kid
>bike broke and never fixed it
R I P
>>5901541
Maybe you should sell your motorcycles
And maybe you should have saved some money from working as a guy
>>5901526
Also enlighten me pls
how was Hitler good ?
>>5901536
Try to eat more food.
Uprate for more protips.
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>>5901556
no
no weight
just squats
and staring at butts does work! Well, if you are skinny and you get a bit of weight while staring at butts and not moving at all
>>5901462
whenever I see a cis grill clad in blk tank and skirt,
it's an attractive mix of fem and tomboy
>5901403
ok, marina let's hit the lez bars (:
>>5901552
I wish I knew any trannies irl.
even if they hated me I wouldn't feel so isolated
>go out for food
>"have a nice day bro- er ma'am"
>endo appointment
>wearing girl clothes
>she says "are you going to present more femininely?"
>appointment is over
>receptionist says "have a good day hun"
REEEEE
>>5901508
Its not so bad, I for one love slapping thighs
>>5901567
But i'm into guys ...
>>5901533
that's like half the reason i took my job desu
>>5901535
>not wearing a tracksuit 24/7
reported to local authorities
>>5901541
>All of you have money
>get surgery
>pass
>ALL
come on now.
>>5901563
eat ppushu ppushu all day if you wanna gain weight real quick.
>constantly running to the toilet
>abdominal pain
thanks UTI
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>>5901575
I had slimmer thighs tho, they were probably nicer to slap...
>>5901582
blyat...
>>5901586
>constantly running to the toilet
>abdominal pain
Thanks, spiro
>>5901547
how was it?
>>5901551
>>5901560
I have it up on 4 different motorcycle websites but its at a high ass prices so I dunno. I know I will get at least $5,000 for it but I am starting at $9,000. Also no saved money, I blew it all helping my mom just so she can stab me in the back and say I can't go fem even around the house.
>>5901578
you mentioned club w les, and I'm just playin senpai
>>5901578
Maybe you'll find a cute transman then, I figure at least some of them probably still visit lesbian bars despite transitioning.
>>5901582
Bitch you are like 18, short, have a job, are cute, and will probably get srs in a month like fucking everyone else here who is magically getting it soon. You calling yourself manly is fucking dumb because you look like my sister when she was fat.
>>5901595
>I can't go fem even around the house.
Shouldn't be too hard. Don't you own just one dress and consider that your girlmode?
>>5901586
aw .-.
antibiotics?
>>5901597
It's just a club and there are lot's of les in there
But it's a normal club,but it's pretty alternative
Ok, i'm not totally straight i mean i kissed a few girls but i can't really imagine sex/a relationship with them
Kissing and cuddling is pretty non sexual though
>>5901586
A Z O
Z
O
>>5901586
hmm... I hate you but I can relate, I have had 3 UTI's since December. I have a supply of this stuff, its a miracle cure but it makes your pee orange.
>>5901603
>cute, and will probably get srs in a month
nope. and, i am manly as fuarrrrk. my linebacker shoulders plus this is JUST-tier.
>>5901621
How do you even get multiple UTIs with a penis.
Are you using food for lube
>Tfw hangover
>>5901618
What ?
>>5901621
How do you get so many UTIs with penis and balls ? O_o
Like it's way harder to get them with male genitals
>>5901621
Kayla will you marry me
i want to be mrs & mrs heart together with you
>>5901590
Well sheeeit at least you spell it right. Here are some more ridiculous names
Muireann
Gráinne
Sinéad
Aoibhinn
Back to only knowing 50+yr hons
>>5901634
>mrs & mrs cock
>>5901632
AZO is a over the counter supplement that helps with UTIs
Or you can drink cranberry juice
>>5901586
Wipe from behind yang dingus
>>5901635
So he just thinks you're a femmy looking dude with gyno?
>>5901640
ill fly to you but new york
>>5901636
At least you know other trans people, I'd rather hang out with 50 year old hons than no one at all. ;_;
>>5901640
washing hands before and after touching it ?
if not there's your reason
all my condoms are expired. should i buy some or take the easy route of not trying to get laid instead?
>>5901646
Ewww no I'd rather be alone and come up with my own activities to do.
>>5901652
depends on your desire for sex
just go ez route and only have sex with tested ppl
>>5901649
Kayla
why
i love you
>>5901659
>hey im clean i tested
Anyone can say this
>>5901649
>he thinks I am in the early stages of prostate cancer. At least I have an excuse to take spiro.
Funny, that is my back up plan.
I have a history of prostate problems so it'd fit and get people off my ass.
That's still pretty awkward though.
>>5901663
just demand to see the test
>>5901652
jerk off in them instead of throwing em out
>>5901648
I don't touch it.
At least HRT makes me look younger...
>2 years to 30 ;_;
>>5901652
be careful
you don't wanna get pregnant
>>5901654
i just want friends ;_;
>>5901665
Well at least him and the family on that side have backed off me. My step uncle made a big fucking joke last year about me never having a girlfriend and everyone laughed and that's when my mom told everyone I have prostate cancer. I haven't seen any of them since though so fuck it.
>>5901669
You look mid 20s but look like you take care of yourself.
People age better with more estrogen.
>>5901646
I have 2 trans friends and I love them very much. Keep looking I have no idea how I found them...
>>5901669
I guess that is true. Last time I got booze I was carded and the lady said she didn't believe I was 26, she said I looked 15 to her.
Amy I actually am going to be in Seattle lool
Please, everyone, post soles and thighs.
>>5901709
....
>>5901699
How old?
>>5901684
oral isn't rly safer than piv std wise
>>5901704
no
>>5901684
cum in the condom then pour onto the keyboard
fug thats kinda hot
>>5901713
>transgender gay Muslim woman
So... Is she a lesbian or are they being rude?
>>5901713
Pls
>>5901588
it's just really easy to find flaws on me, i on't even have to look.
>>5901714
>cum in the condom then pour onto the keyboard
>>5901724
lesbian I guess
>>5901710
>licks your tummy
>>5901704
f-fine ><
>>5901731
Now that's dank
>>5901717
No wonder you are so pretty. I started HRT at 25. Now I'm 28.
>>5901629
cute
>>5901688
>Keep looking
but that would require going outside and talking to people
>>5901740
I started t blockers at 20 and hormones around a year ago
What's up /mtfg/?
re: Carol
hey just found out ur cute
sry 4 bully
love Sara
PS: vote for garage
>>5901732
.... o///o
>>5901740
>TFW joining the 25 club with ffs-anon and Special K
It's a feel.
I'd gladly take the amount of changes you've both seen. You both give me some hope, even if all of us have our own special flavor of crazy.
The 40 year olds at my support group have seen zero face changes. They mostly just got fat
>>5901734
reported
showing underage ankles in the UK is haram
>>5901766
why so mean ;~~;
no bully
>>5901766
Lmfao
>>5901669
Why is 30 so scary, it can't really be that bad can it?
>less than 2 weeks to 30 ;_;
>>5901783
i literally died when i turned 30
>>5901734
s-so do i look gross? its my hands isn't it ;~;
>>5901783
eh ._.
>>5901627
wait wtf I think I know you IRL, lol
If not, you look suspiciously like a transgender programmer I know...
>>5901788
>literally
spooky skeleton pls go
>>5901734
Listen
On your eighteenth birthday i will hound you for photos like this
But until then pls go
>>5901783
Thirty is the new 20, right?
People are loving longer nowadays.
Look how youthful you are.
Age is just a number.
Any other things I can tell myself?
>>5901812
30 is the perfect age to get kids
Shit ... Now i'm sad
>>5901753
*coughs*
>>5901804
i need attention tho ;~;
>>5901820
Ok. I'm all yours.
>>5901820
>Carol is underage
Post more legs
>>5901827
;O; too much tho
how am I supposed to sleep when I gotta pee every 2 minutes ;_;
>turning 27 in summer
going to join the 27 club
>>5901834
But noone wil remember you because you never did something
>>5901757
Ave
>>5901833
stew and brew
>>5901797
nah, i can't code for shit, sooo...
>>5901838
Lol
Loving the posting today girls. This is why I come here to see who the real women are.
>>5901841
Mommies gonna put her fat trap cock in your mouth
>>5901834
The 27 club is for artists and musicians and otherwise successful notable people who have done something of relevance with their lives
Which is to say you don't even begin to count as a person who could qualify
>>5901854
Adri won't like that.
>tfw only look okay in artificial lighting
looks like I'm getting a night shift job kek
why is this a thing?
>>5901863
>tfw don't look good in any lighting
looks like i'm never leaving the house kek
>>5901324
yes
How to become okay with androlife? I can pull off cute boyish adult right now but my bone structure is no good for passing, idek if ffs would save me because my head's so broad and stuff. I wish it felt like enough.
>>5901863
I only look good in pitch black darkness where people can't actually see if I look good or not.
>>5901812
>People are loving longer nowadays.
Sempai~ <3
>tfw no bf
>>5901385
frotting
>>5901868
You have to learn how to find your light which basically means you need to look at yourself in the mirror under tons of different lighting conditions
>>5901878
Just act like you want to act but do it while looking like a boy, isn't that it? Maybe ask /femgen/ for advice if you have questions beyond that?
>>5901854
......... uh
>tfw noshing on the old fairy-boy ball and chain's bugger hole
Tally ho!
>watching clips of Sicario on youtube
>find myself more and more scared, disturbed, and disgusted
I've never been that like, into violence, gore, horror, and whatnot but I think since starting HRT I am way more sensitive to this stuff. I even skipped on Deadpool because I heard it was gory but I don't think that would have stopped me before.
>>5901915
It's called being a little bitch. But don't feel bad, the same happened to me.
>>5901915
Sorry Grace, gonna have to ban you from violent vidya now
>>5901915
No change for me. Violent movies and games are still great.
Deadpool was good AF.
>>5901833
choose the way of the Muff
no I don't mean lesbianism
tfw ur mommy has a tinkler
the apple doesn't fall from the tree :]
>>5901915
i had to go to work with sophie a week ago, so i took that opportunity to watch sicario
the whole time watching all i kept saying was I'M GETTING A BONER
>>5901925
>tfw raifu will never be my little bitch
>>5901385
Cuddling and then fellating
>>5901925
I was a little bitch before this but now I'm like, a huge little bitch ;_; Maybe it's because I'm not forcing myself to be tough and stuff anymore, too.
>>5901931
Eh I keep myself away from what I can't handle. Doom looks to gory, well the new one, I never liked those fighting games with the really gory finishing kills, I've always avoided horror stuff. Idk I tend to play what I can handle but I think what I can handle is changing.
>>5901934
I heard it was but ugh I'd just have to hide every time something gory happens.
>>5901938
HOW DO YOU GET A BONER FROM THIS OKAY MAYBE THE HIGHWAY FIGHT SCENE WAS GOOD BUT LIKE OH GOD ITS SUCH A FUCKED UP MOVIE MY PURE INNOCENT EYES CANT TAKE THIS HELP
>>5901885
senpai I literally look like noelle, I'm a lost cause
>>5901938
You can't prove that.
>>5901897
It's more that the dysphoria is still crushing despite being cute because I look male still, just boyish
fuck this fucking skull I want to smash it with a rock
>tfw grew up using self-deprecation to socialise and fit in because britbong but it's made me hate myself even more and now I can't stop doing it as an adult
it comes so naturally to me, I can't speak sincerely about myself in any other way argh
>>5901942
donovan says that in the car leading up to the highway scene
>>5901944
raifu come up hereeee
>>5901944
What did she mean by this
I'm on a tran
>tfw you get out of a hot shower and clean your ears out with q tips
>>5901977
My dad used to do that and then he got impacted wax in his ear and the doctor told him you shouldn't use q tips in your ears
>>5901981
I don't push it in, I have a technique and never had impacted wax. I just use them to clean the water out
>>5901936
what do you mean then ?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lc6e85fJkeA
relevant
>>5901993
wearing diapers, most likely. muff is a degenerate detransed abdl shitposter who stops by occasionally
>>5901998
ah
nah not a fan of diapers
>>5901998
>diapers
b-but diapers are my fetish ><
>>5902006
carol don't lewdpost
anyway you're literally a child, how can you into ageplay
>>5902012
I-i get turned on by it ><
>>5902006
disgusting
DUDE CAROL
>people here into diapers
gross as fuck, oh my god why
>>5902013
anyone who ever loved you was wrong
i hope that after yume is finished making her gem skinsuit she targets carol next
>>5902021
Same, I thought the degeneracy ended with Edgar but it seems that was only the very beginning...
>>5902021
STEWIN AND BREWIN
edgar tier fetish
>>5902021
youre into pounding sissyboi butthole in your moms dresses and its not much better desu
>>5902030
that and some people here are furries. I feel like the only vanilla person here. I mean I think a blow job would be the most wild sexual thing I would be capable of doing.
>>5902037
Don't forget about Oddish, she wants to fuck bumblebees or something.
>>5902037
>transitioning for a sexual thrill
>vanilla
sure kayla
>>5902034
idk senpai thats i want to be the little girl tier. degenerates.
>>5902040
Ugh, this is why cis people see mtf's as sex crazed monsters. I am the only virgin here.
>tfw the worst thing you're into is watersports
feels good to be patrician desu
>>5902041
Vanilla is the most deviant of all fetishes, just ask /d/.
>>5902042
but carol already IS the little girl, that's why she needs to gtfo
>>5902041
I didn't transition for a thrill, I am not into sexual things at all. My most wild idea in bed would be giving a hickey, anything above that is gross as fuck.
>>5902043
No you're not
>>5902050
you post your tits and cock at every opportunity. you're the biggest exhibitionist here that doesn't cam
>>5902053
Yes I am. I have never even had a kiss or held a hand.
>>5902050
If you won't he'll find someone who will!
trips take your trips off and confess your most disgusting kinks/fantasies/experiences
>>5902055
I haven't posted my gt in months and posting boobs is just like a progress report.
I thought I was completely vanilla but i guess eating ass and face sitting aren't totally vanilla maybe, i mainly love grinding, holding hands, kissing and fingering desu
i can sorta see where kayla is coming from here in people thinking mtfs are sex crazed fetishist weirdos but kayla dresses as a grandma and posts her cock on /b/ so idk
>>5902062
probably carol, she's 15
>>5902063
I want to be pinned to a bed and fucked hard by girl tinkler.
>>5902057
Neither
im in love with Kayla!
i want to cure her autism with cuddles
>>5902063
I want to be pinned to a bed and fucked hard by girl tinkler too I have a specific transgirl in mind
>>5902072
Yeah bullshit. If I had kissed anyone I would remembered it.
>>5902063
I want to cuck everyone that trusts me and make the men who fall in love with me end up transitioning.
>>5901834
>>5901859
>>5902076
I ain't lying
but to be fair
I am far younger than you
>>5902063
i want my gf to dominate me and make me feel like a girl
>>5902063
I really want to try topping once. Chastity is also super fucking hot. Well that, and spitroasted while somehow getting a power bottom on me would be cool I think. I don't even know if that would be possible though.
>tfw im totally useless
Kayla edition
>tfw lesbean
>>5902063
I never take my trip off
crossdressing as a dude and getting punished for trying to look like a dude is my kink
based gf has the same kink
deal with it
>>5902096
Post pics of faye in that rave outfit.
>>5902063
I like corpses, BBC, vore and feet.
>>5902097
Tfw no more shieldmaidens these days.
>>5902092
I'm sure there's some use to being able to stomach jars of marshmallow fluff, keep searching for it and you'll find it!
>>5902096
>>5902063
tentacles
>>5902096
I just think you are a person with an over inflated sense of self worth. You think being pretty makes you above everyone.
>>5902112
YOU ARE CRAZY
>>5902112
there are countless ways edie is above you, not just looks
>>5902069
Not the only one either
>>5902065
>in months
you chronic liar you. you just posted your monster dick two weeks ago
>your dick
>gt
kek
>>5902097
>tfw not a shieldmaiden
;_;
>>5902112
Unprovoked and uncalled for.
>>5902063
Ageplay and incest probably take the cake
>>5902112
LMAOOOOO
get your raggedy busted white trash ass outta here
Just because you aren't shit doesn't mean that any decent people are also not shit. you project too hard
I wonder how it feels to be such scum lol
>>5902126
>posts pic of themselves looking perfect as a way to shit on everyone who will never look that good
and somehow I am the bad guy
never change mtfg
>>5902112
i think that she's a nice person who hasn't done anything wrong and that you're just having an unfair reaction to her out of insecurity and envy.
>>5902133
>I am the bad guy
>guy
kayla confirmed not trans
>>5902092
same desu
>>5902133
posting a selfie isn't a personal attack.
every time kayla posts in a thread the thread is ruined forever
so like is this all an act or is this legitimate paranoia issues?
i wonder this every time
>>5902139
then why when I do it everyone attacks me and calls me ugly and says hurtful things? You fuckers praise an idolize passers instead of helping the less fortunate.
>>5902063
holding hands and cuddles
>>5902146
It never stops though
>>5902149
You're not less fortunate. You didn't even have a puberty without a needle. You used to have job and education opportunities. You wasted the money, the connections, the possibilities. Now you're a wreck of a person who jerks off to fantasies of men while wearing your grandma's dresses.
Get off the internet and grow the fuck up.
>>5902144
I blame the people who keep responding every single time tbqh
>>5902154
nothing can ever get better for me so why even go on
>>5902155
REEEE
HOW DARE YOU COME HERE WITH YOUR LONG HAIR AND EARINGS AND BOYFRIEND AND TRUSTFUND AND YOUR PHD IN ROCKET SURGERY
>>5902157
yeah ignore me because I am not pretty enough to deserve a shoulder to cry on
>>5902155
am i supposed to be jealous of this?
>>5902154
No wonder they call him the Caitlyn Jenner of mtfg.
>>5902158
If that's really how you feel, why do we need to know?
We want to help you Kayla (some of us at least), because we can tell that you know it's what you need. But you have to try.
>>5902158
Here's what you do
https://clyp.it/wznpdu1h
>>5902169
>implying Kayla can be helped
She's the raging dumpster fire of mtfg. Best to let it burn itself out.
Sometimes I worry that I'm never gonna make it and that I'm forever doomed to just be a weirdly-figured guy who looks slightly younger than I am
I just want like
An entire week alone with a case of rum so I can make myself sick and rip every individual hair out of my face with tweezers so hard it never comes back
Rum is less expensive than laser or electro
This is a good plan
Why do we bother bullying Kayla? It's barely even funny at this point. If you're not going to help the poor sod, just ignore her.
>>5902169
>why do we need to know?
Because so others lurking can learn that transition doesn't work if you don't pass before hrt. I don't want others making my mistake thinking they could every become feminine looking from hrt. Also trying doesn't do anything. I can't will myself to be pretty and believe me I sit and just focus on like sucking my bones in and nothing happens so trying to pass is a non real thing. Hrt should be outlawed since it doesn't work on everyone and the people it does work on get money and popularity and happiness while people like me get made fun of and kill ourselves because we don't look like super models. I just wanted to pass.
>>5902180
comedy gold
>>5902185
Fuck you, I hope you crash you car and get disfigured.
>>5902188
get help immediately
>>5902180
We don't make fun of you because you don't pass. We make fun of you for being a bitter, mean-spirited hon. Just fucking meditate or get high off your arse all the time or something; stop hating everyone and the trolls will go away.
Anyone else think kayla doesn't look as bad as everyone thinks? This level of bullying is bizarre.
>>5902188
>kayla's in top form now
this insult is consise and on pt
8/10
Kayla is a bit
>>5902180
> Hrt should be outlawed since it doesn't work on everyone
ahahahahaha
that bitter hon anger
>>5902194
>Anyone else think kayla doesn't look as bad as everyone thinks?
Basically this. Problem is she's legit crazy and has been that way for years with no sign of stopping, and that's what people are fed up with.
>>5902188
WOW
get a hobby
if hrt was outlawed i could detrans and get the girl i love
>>5902202
>tfw kayla will never tell you to die in a burning wreck
>>5902203
but it isn't so now you can be the form you love ;3
>>5902198
Typical fucking smug passer. Here is a question, why do you people even come to trans spaces if you aren't trans anymore?
>>5902193
Maddie is mean spirited, she made fun of me because she is rich and can go fulltime without worrying about the consequenses, same with everyone else who is full time. They magically have thousands and thousands of dollars to spend on surgery and fun and then act all passive aggressive about it when they are called out for being lucky and spoiled. None of you have it as hard as me and that's why all of you pass.
actual picture of kayla
>>5902202
I have to sell my hobby to afford things people like you take for granted.
>>5902207
>tfw you get in a burning wreck and it still isn't good enough for kayla
I will miss kayla's outbursts after he kills himself.
I don't know what to do.
Im a MtF - not transitioned yet, I told my mom back in November 2015 that I identify as a girl, she didnt approve of it so I thought I'd give her time, but to this date she treats me no different. In fact, it almost seems like she treats me even more as a boy now.
My father doesnt know about it, and Im afraid to tell him.
I dont know what I can do without telling them, because I do want to progress. If I dont do it soon, I dont think I ever will.
>>5902219
I wouldn't have to kill myself if I could get money I need for tons of surgery.
>>5902143
that's factually innaccurate unless your camera has some major shape distortion going on, and I have a buttchin so no
>>5902216
>tfw you get in a burning wreck and come out looking like you had ffs
how 2 stop being worthless garbage?
>>5901669
cute
>>5902180
>>5902211
this is just making me sad to read. you have paranoia issues and you should seek help. no one here is trying to attack you by posting selfies. its all in your head.
>Paranoia is a thought process believed to be heavily influenced by anxiety or fear, often to the point of delusion and irrationality.[1] Paranoid thinking typically includes persecutory, or beliefs of conspiracy concerning a perceived threat towards oneself (e.g. "Everyone is out to get me").
>"Everyone is out to get me"
>>5902225
>tfw iwn ktf
sudden flood of nostalgia over a lot of stuff from my old life, just before i went full time (about 5 months ago now) i threw out almost everything i owned from before, clothes, school books, mementos, my year 11 leaver's shirt (last day of school people write on your shirt), photos... everything. i sorta regret it now, i feel sad.
>>5902215
oh hon ur so sad. get a job.
>>5902229
>feeding them the attention they seek
>>5902194
she's pretty seriously mentally ill and has been since before she started posting. people mistake it for being an asshole and bully her over it, but what she really needs is a general psych.
>>5902229
I wish it was all in my head but it isn't. And I bet in a few months you will be passing too and having fun while my life gets worse and worse. You are all scum for having it so easy.
>>5902221
Hey just get a job like I did ^^
>>5902211
>has a big fucking pool on their backyard
>has a big fucking house in Beverly Hills or whatever
>gets allowance from their mom every day to buy pizza
>has an internet connection
>"None of you have it as hard as me"
Uh huh, tell me another one of your famous fabricated stories
>>5902233
Fuck you, you have no right to say just get a job while we are in the worst economy in recorded history. Jobs don't exist for average people and you got yours handed to you.
>>5902239
you're not entirely wrong kayla but you clearly have some kind of personality disorder that your mother has ignored but requires treatment immediately, talk about how you feel to a GP, it will be obvious to them that the sheer level of persecution and hatred for others that you feel is beyond normal and they should hopefully get you a therapist.
>>5902245
>Jobs don't exist for average people
uhhhhhhhhhhhh, 1099 work is easy to come by, but you ignore my rec every time i suggest it to you.
>>5902245
we're not. and please tell me how i got my job.
>>5902251
I don't have a normal doctor or a shrink. I don't have money for one.
>>5902239
>You are all scum for having it so easy.
i know its futile to argue but im literally too poor to eat today. we all struggle here. but ok, im done.
Kayla's mom should of spanked her as a child tbdesu
I want adri mommy
>>5902245
>feb 2016 unemployment rate: 4.9%
>1933 unemployment rate: 24.5%
Even based on pure NUMBERS, not population, there were more unemployed workers during the great depression than there are now regardless of the MASSIVE population difference.
How does it feel to be so utterly, entirely wrong?
>>5902245
>jobs don't exist for average people
They do kayla, they just don't exist for retarded assholes such as yourself.
>>5902123
never give up
>>5902260
i think mom spoiled and enabled too much and this is what you get
>>5902269
odesk work. amazon hits. whatever you wanna do. there's a lot of online jobs
I'm a friend of edie's and she said that this is a good place to meet cute men for hookups. my name is cathy/lydia/scarlett and ive got a 9" and thick female penis. get in touch if you agree that pigeons are the cutest animal. xoxo <3
Quick, Kyle, come get your pizza before it gets cold!
>>5902265
same
>>5902220
Is self medding an option?
>>5902282
I haven't eaten all day. I am out of money and food and she locked the fridge.
>>5902281
MISS LONGSTROKE IS THAT YOU
>>5902281
Pigeons are lame but I'll bend you over anyway with my alphaness.
>>5902281
>9" and thick
>>5902279
Yeah you're right I guess, good luck! I'll be back later, going to go get some steak with cheska
>tfw iwn ktf
>>5902281
>twink bod
>no sexy accessories
>manly O-shaped navel
>manly elbow
>no waist
0/10 wouldn't bang
>>5902281
Where are you from, fampai? I'd love to suck a 9 inch girlcock.
>>5902279
tfw strawberry milk :3
>>5902281
where?
>>5902295
See, passive agressiveness. You wouldn't know pain if you had your arm chopped off. I have never had a friend or a sex partner and you get both to go run off and do everything together while I am stuck being alone because I am not well off or look good enough. I just wish I was dead so fucking bad now.
>>5902284
Do you mean buying my own meds? I dont have much money and im not sure how it would work, but pills I can surely hide from my parents.
Im already trying to grow my hair out, and my father is actively trying to force me to cut it. Its length is about barely towards my shoulders.
He offered me 90$ to get it cut, but Im trying to hold my ground.
>>5902304
>artificial
disgusting
>>5902285
She locked the fridge?
>>5902304
it's a good feel senpai
>>5902220
uhhh self med/transition by yourself.
Ask dad what he thinks of trans people in a secretive way? if response is really bad don't tell him./if response is really bad consider/plan moving out but wait it out until that time comes.
if response good/neutral. tell him about how you know some trans people/ask something to get more thoughts on trans people
if response good. decide when to tell him.
My parents are not accepting at all. but after three years my mom is kind of getting there. Not really but getting somewhere.
>>5902314
she claims I am eating her out of house and home, its the type with a lock on it, one I can break in but I don't want to totally make mom hate me and lose trust in me.
>>5902321
Pics?
>>5902314
lol no. kayla is a liar and her mom is probably one of the nicest people on earth. imagine that south park goth girl who always acts like her mom is a super bitch but then it turns out her mom always supports her in everything
>>5902312
tell him you are into metal or some kind of those cliques with long hair.
>>5902176
How do you use rum for that?
>>5902325
Didn't she say that her mother beat her or something when she told her she was trans?
I might be wrong though.
>>5902304
So did this mtfg meetup literally make you regress about 10 years so now you're acting even more like a child? Jesus Christ.
>>5902329
No, she threw open her robe and squeezed her tits and said "you want these? You want to cut your cock off!!?" But she has hit me in the past and pinches me, last week she broke the skin on my arm all because I didn't unlock the front gate in an orderly fashion.
>>5902313
Okay! I'll use that to keep it a bit hidden
>>5902329
Kayla. Is. A. Pathological. Liar.
I feel like this needs to be added to the OP of all MTFG threads.
>>5902335
get bangs
>>5902304
Take the $90, use it on hormones, and cut your hair just a little ?
I want someone to make a 'reality' show about all the shit kayla says.
>>5902335
Well I can't pass like you so how the fuck else can I live?
>>5902341
"MY SON!!! MY SON OF ALL PEOPLE WANTS A COCK DOWN HIS THROAT!!!!!"
>>5902304
tfw when im gonna fill your butt with my own "strawberry milk"
>>5902349
they already do, its called i am cait
>>5902349
We should make a sitcom where she is forced to live with a trip she utterly despises
>>5902335
>it was just a ruse to advertise your camwhoring
damn
how much to blow you
>>5902338
if she ageplayed any further she'd be into unbirthing
>>5902341
This story changes every time you tell it you psycho whore. btw I'm rich I pass and have an active social life. Suck it Ms. Cock.
>>5902361
>We should make a sitcom where she is forced to live with a trip she utterly despises
I already live with myself
>>5902335
ew sorry I'm not into whores
>>5902335
>wide shoulders
>5 o'clock shadow
>eyes way too far from each other
>upper lip thinner than the lower lip
>possible sloping forehead
wouldn't follow/5
>>5902349
one of those real housewife-type shows, but all trannies
go through the archives of /mtfg/ to write the scripts
that would do well
>>5902347
she doesnt need bangs if thats what youre trying to say. i think shed look good with them though
>>5902368
>btw I'm rich I pass and have an active social life
Wow see, you only proved that being handed money is all that passing is, you piece of trash, you are a worse person than me, let that sink in.
>>5902090
>tfw when you can tell who this is
I saw baby cheetahs at the zoo today!!! :3c
>kayla will never record a conversation with her mom
>>5902380
nah im rich because I pass and enjoy making fun of you daily with my other passing and rich friends.
we all hope you kill yourself.
>>5902389
it's me
>>5902347
n0
>>5902350
u can do anything
>>5902363
500 pigeons
>>5902370
im a virgin
>>5902373
ur bad at this
>>5902390
inb4 kayla spergs out on you for having fun
>>5902392
Well now that I think about it, no pics=no pass. So you don't really pass at all.
>>5902375
But if Kayla got paid for it she'd have to admit that money isn't the problem, it's her crippling self-hate fetish.
>>5902369
I'm stranded at the airport I HOPE UR HAPPY KAYLA
>>5902392
omg how could you. You don't deserve to pass, you don't deserve happiness, you don't deserve boyfriends unlike me!!!
>>5902328
I drink it
>>5902389
Poster of that here, you have me on skype or discord then, so tell me. :^)
on there please.
Kayla got mad at me and hexed me to fuck up my plans. she has real voodoo power. Beware
>>5902411
HOW DARE YOU! Im stranded at home and you're stranded at better palces because you PASS!
>>5902399
don't be resentful because you don't deserve my penis, sir
>>5902400
I was going to actually, then I remembered that zoo's are unethical and basically animal prison.
>>5902408
Money is my problem. I can't go full time without electrolysis, my clinic charges fucking $150 a session and I can't fucking afford it and I refused to go out in girl mode with facial hair.
>>5902359
ADRI WOULDN'T LIKE THAT
kayla this is what i looked like last tuesday before i started transitioning. there's hope for everyone
>>5902424
kayla can actually take the fun out of the zoo
she is the most bitter person in the world
>>5902415
>on there
>not namedropping you
what am i, a cuck?
>>5902436
do it faggot
>>5902441
>but yes
Does that mean yume is going to shake and bake in a diaper now?
>>5902429
now im the face of the s/s 16 doritos campaign. dreams come true!!!
kayla is the CWC of being trans
>>5902444
DIAPER STUFF IS NOT MY LIFE DUDE
WTF
>>5902452
do it anyway
>>5902128
hi yume
>>5902450
Kayla isn't even trans.
>>5902458
Not even close.
>tfw rich, beautiful transwoman with an active social life
What could POSSIBLY go wrong on this beautiful spring evening?
>>5902465
You could be hit by a bus or your house could burn down
Passers get out ree
I hate you all, sophie, pokie, random mtfg camwhore reeee
>>5902465
You will never be the little girl?
>tfw one of my ciswoman relatives actually looks like a transgirl
>>5902452
u have my sympathy and support
>>5902469
Every time this is posted it's a different connotation or standard of passing. I have to say I wonder if passing is objective :^)
>Manager now complaining to owner over minor shit
Can people please just stop kicking me while I'm down?
>>5902469
>random mtfg camwhore
Das me
>>5902453
there's no need to be defensive, it's not like you're the only one in the thread
hmm, actually...
http://strawpoll.me/7149789
http://strawpoll.me/7149789
http://strawpoll.me/7149789
i am detransitioning
>>5902469
But none of them are cute.
>>5902483
ok anon
>>5902460
it's elanna, isn't it
>>5902040
Stop making fun of me for liking a 2d only fetish.
>>5902472
>tfw all my female relatives look like hons
>tfw I was fucked even from before the very start
and I still look even worse than them, urgh
>>5902481
Not you, her: >>5902281
reeeee
>>5902479
No passing isn't subjective, you don't pass either though I envy your attitude towards being ugly and how you just say screw it and live your life.
>>5902488
Nope.~
Why did I ever count on Crystal-Hime for anything
>On tumblr freaking out about emailing gender therapist
>Crystal also there
>bsing about some shit or the other
>finally work it out
>unfollow the bitch.
It's a good day.
>>5902500
huh, fair, you've got me stumped. Kari?
>>5902499
Just earlier today you said I have 'passing privilege' make up your mind already.
>>5902502
>Homura
I always read that as Honura tbhon
>>5902482
I actually don't though..
>>5902482
>3 'yes' answers already
how do we rid the general of this cancer?
>>5902507
Still wrong!
>>5902483
were you hot as a guy? hmu when ur beard finishes growing back
>>5902301
>tfw twink body
>>5902511
Well, all things considered...
>>5902502
Who's Crystal-Hime?
>>5902511
>honura
That wouldn't be far from the truth.
>>5902482
Where's the "diapers are only cute on 2d girls" option?
>>5902518
I think the term is fridge body.
i want doritos
>>5902518
>those hips
>that waist
JEALOUS
>>5902515
Cyba?
>>5902483
you're already a step behind me.
>>5902123
>get a shield
>get a sword/axe
>get a viking battle dress
>invade England
>pillage churches
trust me, its eazy
I already have a boat ready if you want to join
>>5902482
>no option for only liking peeing in them
your poll is bad and you should feel bad
>>5902507
Yeah no mine are more along bondage/control type kinks.
>>5902525
ahahahah
>>5902533
nope
I wish my dick tasted like pizza
>>5902518
>tfw have waist/hips like this but upper torso completely ruins it by being so thick
REEEE
>>5902546
well that's one way to get free SRS.
>>5902546
lick lick
>>5902063
very ilegal stuff not on HRT tho im clean now cause no T no need cause and only ever looked cept when underage b& too but they were sleep put a finger in was rape not statue did l8r night also same i am disgusting i hate my self wish that i was castrated b4 puberty so it doesn't happen i am disgusting not even able to regret cause felt nice not able to say sorry cause they do not know it was done and if i tell they know and have trauma love them hate it i am disgusting i am disgusting i am disgusting wish was untrue i am most digusting experiences
>>5902546
Me too
i want pizza too
>>5902518
I am one year on HRT and still look like a handsome guy thanks to my god-like masculine Northern European genes. It was obvious I will never pass right from the start.
>>5902553
hue hue hue>:)
>>5902554
hi holic
Who else here is into Urine Play?
>>5902557
>a handsome guy thanks to my god-like
What an ego
>>5902545
this summer we go west!
>>5902560
girls peeimg themselves is adorable if they're super shy and embarrassed :3
>>5902554
holic your typing style is too obvious, everyone can tell it's you, jesus
>>5902554
Trip on Holic
>>5902564
If I embarass you really hard irl I wonder if you'll pee just a little bit...
>>5902564
who's this? I thought we got rid of edgar/noelle?
>>5902565
It's not so much a typing style as being completely incoherent.
>>5902565
A lot of people here are pretty easy to gauge.
>>5902546
y-you cant put your weewee in your own mouth..its forbidden..
>>5902554
lol holic's a pedo, knew it
>>5902557
if you cant be a tranny you may as well start fucking one and live through them ;)
>>5902533
Cyba confirmed it's a nope
>>5902561
What ego? It's reality. Even my dad who's shorter than me looks feminine and could always pull off transitioning better than me.
>>5902575
>tfw nobody guessed yours
pssh.
>>5902583
I wish I could fuck my tranny gf, but she doesn't even kiss me anymore
>>5902564
What if they are not cute and look like men?
>>5902128
Not really fair, that describes like half of /mtfg/. (Myself included.)
>>5902596
a femmeboi is fine too
>>5902583
>horsefaced tranny
get better taste in trannies
>>5902564
I'm gonna take you out to the fairground and feed you loads of soda before taking you on the ferris wheel, you'll look so cute squirming as you wait for it to come slowly back round to the ground again
>>5902587
I'll be your mommy tonight if you want... I think I'd have fun with you desu...
>>5902598
Joan is a pedo~?
>>5902593
you can fuck mine
>>5902602
follow me
>>5902606
Ayyy lmao.
>>5902611
>no ayy lmao in name field
c'mon anon..
>>5902479
passing isn't actually that hard but this general and certain people in particular have a warped view of reality
>>5902483
hope it's the right choice for u
>>5902530
can't stand them anymore from association with how bad they are to puke up
>>5902556
>tfw pizza soon
>>5902560
I don't like urine or most specific fetishes but can enjoy the power dynamic that can go along with them or enjoy them through a partner who enjoys it
>>5902624
>passing isn't actually that hard
lol it's funny especially when a hon says that
>>5902603
........... stoppppppppppppppppp
>>5902604
uh........
>>5902627
thanks!
>>5902628
I'm ugly as shit but as much as I hate myself I can't deny the reality that I pass in everyday life going out and about
passing=/=attractive
>>5902631
That wasn't an endorsement.
>>5902635
play it your way. :)
>>5902629
just refreshing my memory, you're the girlio with the trump hat rite.
>>5902629
dumb little girl
I bet you didn't even pack a spare change of clothes
>>5902643
woahh. blueboard, anon!
>>5902642
>the girlio with the trump hat
that describes a good fourth of the thread at least this point
>>5902645
>willingly playing disconnect fighter five.
for what purpose?
>>5902647
You don't say.
>>5902605
Hold on, I didn't say anything about liking kids or anything; I meant like middle-aged woman with twenty-something girl, that sort of thing, haha...
...although if we're talking 2D then loli and shota are fine, yeah, no real children are being hurt; same with adults pretending. Just don't confuse your pervy fantasies with real life and become a stalker or predator or something, you know? That's not okay.
>>5902650
>that describes a good fourth of the thread at least this point
I'm so proud.
>>5902657
>Joan will never be your middle aged woman
>>5902642
yeah
I also gave you your trip
I was the first one here w trump hat tho (fkin poserz)
>>5902646
I can't walk around like that...
>>5902656
>tfw too triggered by her body to be turned on by this
>>5902661
Ara ara~, what would a young anon like you want with an old christmas cake of a woman like me, there are so many younger more attractive young girls to chose from, surely you'd prefer one of them?
>>5902664
tough luck dummy, it's either that or we go home early
just look at all the other parents looking at you, you must be so embarrassed, you're getting punished for this once we get home...
my friend Danielle wanted to take me out for my last day so I'm high af now and ate a ton of amazing food and I'm drunk. my plane leaves in 2 hours and I'm gonna miss my friends lots but I'll be moving in only a few months so it'll be ok. hope you're having a nice day Mtfg <3
>>5902673
W-why would I want some dumb younger girl when Joan is aged to perfection?
>>5902664
wewwwww since when do you have a collar?
that's simply too cute, I'll have to rape you while gem watches
>>5902668
It's okay anon. I am sure you're a wonderful person and that's what matters.
>>5902676
I wish I passed and had a social life. And friends. And a reason to wake up in the morning. Or anyone who cared about me..
>>5902643
>>5902656
cute
>>5902664
Even with the cap you look like a Bernie supporter.
>>5902664
>I also gave you your trip
I've been wondering for a long ass time who generated it, I forgot that too. I've hit my head a lot over the years and the weed probably doesn't assist my memory.
Thanks senpai.
Also your facial expression radiates "why are you talking to me."
>>5902683
short hair, tattoos and piercings.. MY WEAKNESS
>>5902684
I-I care about you anon-chan!
Tell us a bit about yourself.
>>5902695
See previous post.
>>5902699
That is terrifying
>>5902674
o-okay I guess.. I wouldn't want to ruin your fun..
>>5902680
yeah desu
someone special bought it for me..
>>5902690
fags 4 trump
>>5902692
ya that was me d00d
I change my name a lot sry
>>5902704
who?
/mftg/ orgy when?
>>5902699
Yep.. I've accepted my place as a degenerate.
>>5902683
>those muscles
>>5902707
You already missed it dude
>>5902707
It already happened anon.
>>5902704
>dat buldge
muh dik!
>>5902707
I'm sorry to break it to you anon.
>>5902704
wow cute puffy vulva
>>5902706
my first cis IRL gf who introduced me to mdlg desu
>>5902704
Wheres your rainbow thigh highs?
>>5902678
Haha, you flatter me. You're a good kid. Listen anon, how about I introduce you to my daughter, she's about your age and I think the two of you might like each other, she's available and I think she'd be a much better match for you than an old lady like me, hehe~
i dont know if i like boys bc they were always mean to me
>>5902096
>qt Portland lesbean Barbie best Barbie
>>5902720
*rubs dick all over anon's face*
you love to have my sweet girl cock covered in pre-cum juices on your face don't you~
>>5902720
>two
It's yume talking to herself because she doesn't have a mommy.
>>5902718
Your daughter isn't you, she's like Joan Lite and that is crap. I need the real deal, Miss Joan.~
>>5902704
>Change my name a lot
Explains it, thanks.
Not sure what's going on in your other replies to peeps btw but wow yume you sound like a total slut. At least you'll take a slap on the ass for the appreciative gesture it is unlike some feminazi.
My dog just had a stroke
I personally blame all of you.
>>5902738
did it drop any good loot?
>>5902722
What is a collaring ceremony like, I'm picturing something like this but with a bit more adornment around the neck personally.
Who here /chill/?
just heard back from audition. i'll be playing a creepy sex addict ex bf
i made it dad
>>5902738
Check your fucking privilege some of us can't afford dog for dinner you ungrateful cunt.
planning honeymoon of whiskey tasting in both me and my gf's ancestral homeland, Ireland, while staying in a cottage in the countryside
we both end up crying and smiling and cuddling
>>5902746
>tfw angie still hasn't added you to friends
;_; that slut
>>5902743
what? no she won't eat or drink and her eyes are rolling around in her head
I am so fucking upset
>>5902760
why? it's a free meal.
>>5902765
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9-mYg5VDzQ
REMOVE KEBAB
>>5902765
>Nothing wrong with enjoying being groped dude
Thats what slutty girls say Yume.
>>5902744
IDKkkkk I've never had one before, he's keeping it all a surprise
oh my god I'm so excited
>>5902731
>talking shit about my child
Don't talk to me or my daughter ever again.
>>5902699
That was hot until I saw the needles
I don't know how else one would become a harp but I dislike needle play
>>5902768
smashed.
>>5902765
>already has another mommy
That was fast.
>>5902760
honestly I dislike you but if this is true I'm sorry kayla, moreso for your dog
>>5902776
I-i'm sorry Miss Joan I didn't mean she's bad, I just meant she isn't the same as you so I don't want her! Please forgive me!
>>5902771
>implying slavs aren't worse
Reminder that russians and serbs hate gays more than arabs.
>>5902765
Is gem okay with you having a mommy and dating femboys?
>>5902780
Her mommy was right in front of her the whole time, gem is a really cute caretaker
>>5902784
What do you think I'm of gay? Bam!
>tfw ur not yume's mommy
>>5902781
she didn't deserve it
she has been a good dog
>>5902783
What im tryna say is dont hand out too many slices of that pie until I get some.
>>5902760
>dog is having a stroke
Fuck going to the vet, gotta tell 4chan about it!
>>5902793
be my step mommy
>>5902793
is yume qt in rl?
>>5902784
You're just jealous of them.
>>5902746
i'd like to think i am
>>5902804
Vets are expensive, how is Kayla going to afford transition if she spends all her bike money trying to save her dog? It's cruel, but it's the law of the jungle, eat or be eaten, only the strong hons survive.
>>5902807
Ya I wanna...nvm
>>5902806
O-ok...
>>5902804
mom took her to the vet. Vet gave her antibiotics
>>5902813
Miss Joan pls respond
>>5902823
>Sweden yes
>Implying its not you with dongs on their mind 24/7
>>5902830
maybe..
>>5902765
>Someone "GETS" it
I'd like to get your puffy vulva if you know what I mean.
>>5902823
N-never mind..d-desu
>>5902831
Wow gross, get away from me you semen demon.
>>5902834
urgghhhhh i went to a friend of mine's house to play with his cat and i forgot not to cuddle the one i was allegeric too and i came home that night with really red eyes
>tfw your gf asks you how many people you cuddled with this week
Uhhh t..ten
>WHAT?
>>5902866
Someone's dead.
>>5902866
She should know that you smooched edie.
>>5902866
are you gonna tell her a transsexual pozzed ur neg boipucci
>>5902874
Of course I'm just waiting for her to get here from work and then I'll tell her I kissed 6 people
Fuck, I need to break this up and not giver the tally up front
>>5902880
>6
WHO
>>5902866
kill yourself
>>5902903
Edie
Maddie?
Mado?
Yume?
Gem?
Adri?
>>5902845
>tfw Faye kissed 6 ppl and none of them were u
oh...
>>5902920
Did not mean to quote
>>5902924
I'M NOT DATING ADRI ANYMORE DUDE
>>5902920
Wow owned lmao
>>5902880
S-slut
>>5902931
> mfw
tinychat---->therapedungeon
its empty pls join
>>5902934
Sound the slut alarm
>>5902930
aw :( what happened
just made my dog scrambled eggs
she is going to die tonight
can god take anything else from me, I hate you all
>>5902951
We didn't kill your dog, Kayla
>>5902951
i bet you don't even have a dog
>>5902961
but god damn you all helped, with nothing but negativity and all
>tfw ur friends drop you off at the airport and you almost start sobbing
I ran away so I wouldn't cry a lot. waiting at my gate now tho desu.
>>5902726
o////o
i-imu
>>5902951
Im sorry you gave your dog something he could actually really enjoy other than cold hard dog food?
damn the new tinychat is shite
>>5902964
Get off the internet and spend some more time with your dog while you still can, Kayla.
Unity was not made for tile based graphics ;~;
whatamIevendoing.jpg
>>5902880
>her I kissed 6 people
any guys?
>>5902963
then who is this???
>>5902964
Everyone was positive until you showed up though
>>5902980
HIV positive to be exact.
>>5902977
Seems like an okay start at least.
also I'm like ridiculously drunk and high right now and I have been like a disabled person this entire time checking in, it's been kind of hilarious. if I somehow get lost I'll let y'all know. a security guard already had to guide me twice lmao
>>5902980
fucking passers having sex with eachother, what about the real world?
>>5902987
Kayla, honestly the only thing holding you back is yourself. You could be pretty hot if you actually tried. I can't tell if you're just a really dedicated troll or mentally unwell.
>>5902987
Stop getting angry at people and go hug your dog.
>>5902979
your mother
>>5902974
I dont know how to quality control a chat dude.
>>5902977
I always wanted to make a game desu
but I always think too big and am pretty directionless
>>5902996
not the quality
just seems more boring and less amusing than hugbox was
>>5903001
discords are where it's at
Sorry, back. Had a mild allergic reaction to my hot pocket oh my god I hate myself
>>5902983
It's ok to start, but it's going to get difficult to work with tiles by the time the game is finished. Each tile in that scene is an individual sprite, unity doesn't have any tools for working with tilemaps. If this weren't due in a week I'd write a tile engine but a kludge is just going to have to do.
;___;
>>5902998
Just gotta keep the scope small and simple and you'll be pretty likely to finish something. I'm completely amazed at how easy it is to make a simple game with a toolset like Unity.
>>5903016
unity is cancer
>>5903000
I tucked like my life depended on it but they've been dead naming me this whole time staring at me weird af lmao! on the plane now. I already got in the wrong seat. pray for me.
>>5903014
>mild allergic reaction from hot pockets
im sorry
thats horrible
holy shit i want a cornflakes gf
>>5903016
I tried Unity once, but I was completely dumbfounded
Watched tutorials but I was utterly confused, couldn't even add a texture :/
oh well, I was a dumb kid back then, maybe I should try again sometime
>>5903024
how about a Keebler Elf
>>5903024
>tfw no tony the tiger bf
>>5903020
You could just as soon say that unreal engine is cancer and be just as wrong. It's an incredibly powerful toolset, and you're passing judgement on it because people don't know how to use it.
>tfw no 5 gfs to dance and make out with
>>5903032
The licensing sucks ass and it's using an ancient version of mono.
>>5903016
Heh, is it too late to switch from tiles to polygons? I think levels made out of those are somewhat less of a hassle in unity than tiles without some extra code to manage the tiles.
>>5903034
o nvm
>>5903029
that feel just isn't grrrreat
>>5903031
I am the cancer. I've infected these threads since they existed.
>>5903024
same desu :^)
>this tinychat
>>5901697
When tho
I want to meet up in Portland with a transsexual and make out with him.
so is this just trip drama: the general?
>>5903059
yes
>>5903053
what's wrong with ue4?
my plane is about to take off and I literally can't stop thinking about this one girl like at all. I got plans, familia. so many plans. see u on the flip side~
>>5903059
trip drama and tolling anons general
>>5903071
Revival of lesbian Edie?
i love how internet meetups on any internet forum i've ever been on in the past 10 years there is always fallout and drama afterwards with either people cheating/drama/internet relationships going sour, and it isn't just trans ones
i thought it was just mtfs being mtfs but its just people who rely on being online being people
>>5903071
>one girl like at all.
b-but faye is a married woman!!!
>>5903063
There's nothing inherently wrong with it, but UE is not as well documented, doesn't work as well for 2D, and it's supposed to have a steeper learning curve(?). The 2D is really the biggest reason why I would pick Unity over UE, at least for what I'm doing.
>tell gf
>she's crying
I mean she even told me it was going to happen this week and joking about it, but it did get a little out of hand ;-;
>>5903096
Are you gonna make dick sucking simulator for you next project?
>>5903097
faye's gf is the new kiwi
faye's gf is gonna transition now
>>5903105
If someone can provide me with high poly dicks with good quality textures and animations I'd consider it. Hell, I'd even consider learning UnrealEd if it meant that I could write nice shaders to get the glistening precum just right.
>>5903118
I GOTCHU FAMMMMM
>>5903118
Start a patreon
I wish to help fund this project
well
I guess that's what we get for naming the tinychat 'the rape dungeon'
>>5903118
>>5903121
PLEASE MAKE ME SDT2.0
i've been waiting 3 years for this
>>5903118
>tfw ywn help fund elannas kickstarter for dick sucking simulator 2016
>>5903124
second
>>5903105
>>5903118
>>5903124
I might be wrong so don't quote me on this but I think somebody might have beaten you to it.
>>5903133
ayy sweet memories
>>5903130
W-what is the backer reward for the $10,000 tier? o////o
>>5903142
you get to travel back in time and give elanna the succ the day before she gets srs
>>5903121
>>5903124
>>5903130
This escalated fast holy shit. The demand for degeneracy simulators seems high.
>>5903133
Whaaaaat, link, noone wants to reinvent the wheel.
>>5903142
Give or receive blowjob from one of the developers?
>>5903146
It shouldn't be for the money, it should be for all those poor girls out there who can't get a dick in their mouth
I'm just gonna leave this here... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cmcnJyOyu34
>>5903113
i know Faye, it just seems funny that it happens in any little vaguely self contained community where people are separated by distance and where they invest a lot of free time, i'm not saying its bad or judging people or their lives, i'm just saying its a phenomenon
>>5903133
>tfw konashion died years ago
>>5903024
come here bb
>>5903178
Bras are pretty easy, you start with your exact band size measurement and get a bra that matches it or is 1 inch bigger if it's an odd number, then you start out with 1 inch (over bust - band width) = 1 cup size and go from there, make sure your shoulder straps are pretty tight (like two fingers tops can fit between the them and your shoulder)
Bend over at the waist, scoop all the side boob in to the cup and it should all stay there if it fits right, if there's a gap get a smaller cup, if the cup is cutting into your breast and quad boobing you go a cup size up. If you have side fat rolls near the bra go up a cup size, it should all go into the bra.
Try balconette bras because for some reason they look best on trans girls, and if you want to look like gang busters use a sticky strapless bra under your bra to give you cleavage or Bobby pin your back straps together.
>>5903225
ahaha thanks. i deleted the post because i realized i was totally like FUCK UR CRYING GIRLFRIEND WHAT ABOUT MY TITS lmfaooooooo
