>Lesbian """" sex""""" is just other people's foreplay
>They will probably never experience anything else in their life without the use of dildos to pretend they're straight without anyone saying anything about it
>They literally get off on pretending to be men (butch)
Holy shit I can't breathe
Anon please, why do you sound so triggered
>>5848307
>>5848479
That is awful art
lesbians who never fuck men literally die virgins
isn't it almost sad?
>>5848610
>this is what breeders/fags actually believe
>>5848617
it's a fact
>>5848639
Well, at least I can fuck a girl better with my fingers and my tongue than you can with all of that and a dick, assuming you're male. Otherwise, this is even more pathetic than I thought.
>>5848645
wow defensive dyke virgin
>>5848648
Well hello grand wizard, what special powers do you have?
>>5848648
>Attack someone verbally
>Someone defends and fires back
>"Ugh, getting all defensive"
Haha it's funny because you lack basic self awareness
>>5848654
I literally never attacked anyone
it was real in your mind kike
>>5848662
>fucking dykes
>acting like I'm trying to insult anyone
>those fucking dykes
>>5848662
>>5848676
are you going fully schizo?
you're the one who read it as an attack on you
you just seem extremely insecure if you're going to interpret it that way
>>5848686
>"r u schizophrenia?
>dumb kike
>brainwashed commie
>fucking dyke
>r u insecure get after all those insults?
It's like you can't into self-awareness
>>5848686
>schizo
Anon, do you even know how to use big words? Jesus, open a fucking dictionary in your wizard lair.
>>5848706
>penetration is the only way to lose virginity
Then what about the lesbians who use strap ons?
Or virgins who accidentally break their hymen due to sports injuries
>>5848709
>Why is my perceived reality just so subjectively right?
Oh, I wouldn't know anon :^}
>>5848709
So I suppose this doesn't factor in at all grand wizard?
>'isn't it almost sad'
>'defensive dyke virgin'
>'kike'
>'are you going fully schizo'
Hurr durr, you're totally not inciting inflammatory responses.
>>5848479
omg wolverine i love you
>>5848706
>Says opinion
>"Opinion is shit"
>Don't attack me D :
Self-awareness again, my friend (x
>>5848730
Irl gay men are some of the coolest folks I know but here you guys are the most bitter of faggots. Why is that?
>>5848719
so girls who use dildos are non-virgins?
>>5848737
>'hurr durr I totally didn't attack'
>offends lesbians on board
>wonders why someone snaps back
>'hurr they must be insecure'
It might do you some good to realize that when you spout off shit that could very likely offend an entire group of people (in their thread, no less) you're going to get shit for it. Just own up to it and learn something so you don't get your ass in trouble.
>>5848737
You should try replying to the other posts
What is real sex to you? Penetration only?
>>5848762
you're literally on an imageboard
do you not even understand the culture of one?
to be as offended as you were to lash out at a post that didn't even come close to attacking you
you can stop denying you're insecure now womyn
>>5848737
>trying this hard to save face
Why are you so catty? Who hurt you baby?
>>5848766
You clearly don't since you're so offended that I attacked you. If you can't take it, don't dish it out, son.
>>5848766
Tbh you sound like a bitter femboy. Do you even have a bf?
>>5848769
<save face
says the anusangered lesbian on an imageboard
>>5848733
>Bitter
Why am I bitter? Life's pretty good. A little banter here and there hasn't hurt anyone.
It sucks that a Lotta people take this shit serious
>>5848776
I think you already made this thread before and some dyke anon destroyed every argument you tried to make. Want me to post screen caps?
>>5848776
Cheap shots and obvious inability to greentext. Nice one, wizard-kun, you've got us on the run now.
>>5848784
Watch out for aids man.
>>5848799
Wizard-kun, leave it be. You don't want to embarrass yourself any further, I'm worried about you.
>>5848785
I know. Like why do gay men get so mad when I mention shit dick, aids, and the lack of monogamy in gay male sex lives?
Why can't they be chill and joke about it like I do?
>>5848814
yeah, wouldn't want to "embarrass" myself by talking to people who think masturbation makes them non-virgins
>tfw you will never have lesbian sex
>>5848828
Wouldn't want to embarrass myself talking to people who enjoy shit dicks and getting hiv
>itt:
>>5848826
Jokes on you, we were just pretending to be degenerate. Getting aids was all to prank you.
>>5848841
exactly
triggered lesbian feminists
>>5848841
Yep, gay men sure are sensitive. If only they stopped having anal sex, it would reduce their chances of getting aids and getting butt hurt
>>5848307
Jokes on you, I have a feminine girl benis to stick in butts.
>>5848858
But you fags act just like the extremist man hating feminists on tumblr. You're just a reversed 4chan version.
>>5848860
I actually don't participate in anal, mutual masturbation/frottage race, it's just funny to see so many triggered les anons
>>5848307
OP angry because he can't give his gf as many orgasms as another woman could.
OP trying to reassure himself that his 3.3" dick is totally superior to an 8" dildo.
>>5848855
Just like how you were just pretending to be retarded?
>>5848866
Ah so you're a virgin too. Gotcha.
>>5848865
and it takes one mildly inflammatory comment for you to literally become a man-hating tumblr feminist looooooooooooooooooo
>>5848866
The thing is its also really easy to trigger gay men. You guys do it to each other all the time. That's why you guys made three separate generals because you can't even stand each other. And the trip fag drama. Yikes.
>>5848873
Virginity is a social construct ;^)
>>5848876
So if I imply all men are stupid and gay male sex is degenerate, but I was just joking, would I be an evil tumblr feminist?
>>5848880
Let's meet half way and agree that triggered drama queens are funny to make fun of, also gens are cancer in general
>>5848881
And aids is a evil plan created by vaginal jews to cuck gay men
>>5848307
OP, you feeling mad that women can buy toys that are longer than 3" and don't ejaculate prematurely?
>>5848889
all women are tumblr feminists
>>5848645
>well at least girls let me touch um n shit
Kek
>>5848902
Then by that logic, all men must be /pol/ tier red pill MGTOW
>>5848909
mgtow doesn't even accept homos
tumblr feminists however are absolutely IN LOVE with lesbianism
>>5848911
Just red pill shills then. I'm pretty sure the straight red pills are weirded out by gays, but gay guys on 4chan seem to be in love with them. That or /pol/
>>5848911
>political lesbians
You know things like this make me feel bad for lesbians
Are you touching each other and working towards an orgasm? Then it's sex.
>>5848917
>red pill
GROSS
OP found out that women cum more from women when his beloved gf cucked him with a woman last night, and OP got so triggered he just had to take it out on some anons on the internet.
>>5848921
loooooo what is that gif from
>>5848934
Both you and OP sound really bitter and triggered
>>5848938
Tv show called community
>>5848911
You know, almost every gay guy I met irl were loud and proud feminists themselves.
>>5848952
And they're all voting for Hilary too.
>>5848961
as are the niggers
niggers and faggots choosing the president
and shes going to win
what a time to be alive
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/08/19/lesbians-more-orgasms-straight_n_5691470.html
https://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20110505080005AAceGVl
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>5848719
See, this is the problem with virginity = hymen.
Some women break their hymens with activities that have nothing to do with sex and some of them are even born without an hymen. Are they born not-virgin then?
>>5849123
i don't think many people honestly think breaking hymen equates to losing virginity
but lesbian sex is foreplay. no one considers themselves a non-virgin after foreplay.
>>5849144
Idg why this is an insult.
Doesn't this mean that lesbians can have all the gay sex they want and still go to heaven as the purest of angels? Someone please inform the clergy. And all of those repressed gay religious chicks who think they'll go to hell.
>>5848872
Hey, you got the joke :^)
>>5849144
Many people here in this thread seem to consider sex only things that involve penetration becauset they break the hymen.
And what kind of foreplay involves fingerblasting someone's pussy until she orgams?
You must be a poor man who doesn't know how to have sex in which doesn't involve sticking your dick inside something.
>>5848776
You're not bluetexting you retard
>saw you in the other thread
>>5848899
Not all dicks are 3 inches and cum prematurely
Hurr durr I'm better than the worst
>you
Straights and fags get soo butthurt over this, Why does penetration and sex matter so much with this shit, So long as the 2 people enjoy their partner why give a shit.
Its the Beta fucks who are so insecure that they get mad at other people enjoying a sex life
>ITT : neckbeards crying over not getting da bussy and b8 gobblers
>>5849233
Most foreplay involves fingerblasting her till she cums. Men and women are physically different and a woman's orgasm until she gets vitamin Semen, is just the beginning of her pleasure and pain.
To most het couples fingering is foreplay before the main act.
And it almost always ends when a man has one or more bare ejaculations inside of a woman who's had a few orgasms.
If both have simultaneous orgasms then it's basically lights out for both of them.
That's kind of how it is. Most heteros are envious of homosexuals ability to feel pleasure in the act with someone of the same sex, but the distaste for the idea of having sex with someone of the same sex pretty much destroys all ability to feel physical pleasure.
>taking the bait
Just report and hide the thread. They usually turn into a circle jerk of bitter fags with a hard on for women. If you need a herpes riddled sack in your anus to lose your virginity then I'm happy to be a virgin.
>>5850292
I wanna suck a lesbians dick
I wish that's how I lost my virginity
>>5848307
You seem butt hurt anon, is it that no one wants to touch you?