Lesbian general: pure lesbian waifu edition
Tell us why you deserve a pure lesbian waifu.
>>5834278
I came just reading this desu.
Tomorrow is the 7-year-anniversary of the day The L Word ended.
What is /lesgen doing to commemorate this important day in American history?
>>5834413
I'm not a bislut, gold star, etc. Also I read math and philosophy textbooks for fun. Is that enough?
>>5834413
I study medicine, play vidya, skinny af, dirty blonde and I have a full sleeve tattoo. Also femme. Please give me a waifu ;__;
>>5834413
Sometimes I don't think I do. I tend to be a bit cynical and self-righteous, even though I keep it all in my head (only people I really open up to are my siblings).
Then other days I will feel like complete shit about myself.
I'm pretty alright right now. Right-now me may deserve a gf. I'm hugely anti-social though, both because I don't feel interested in involving myself with my peers and also because I'm afraid of their judgement and opening up to people doesn't come easy because sometimes it seems I forget how to genuinely behave.
Not to mention I avoid pretty girls to keep my spaghetti in pokets, so I really don't see myself with a girl anytime soon.
>>5834413
Because I am a pure lesbian future-waifu.
e.g. 4chan virgin but whatev
>>5834413
Because I'm a piece of shit asshole and she could teach me how to be nicer and actually enjoy life
>>5835035
You sound like a toxic piece of shit person.
I don't want a pure lesbian waifu. I want one that's been around the block and knows what she's doing.
>>5835074
Please try to be nice, Anon. We should all do our part to make these threads more positive.
>>5835107
x2
Lesanons post your abs with timestamp
>>5835115
>tfw thread will be full of SJW whale "abs"
I have a lesbian acquaintance who keeps complaining that she can't find a cute lesbian waifu that she could wear pretty dresses with and make cute bento lunches. They're all either really bulldykey or not feminine enough, is this true?
Because i had one and everything was great until she decided she needed babies and left me for a man.
Please oh god why has gay until graduation been so pravalent in my life. I'm the last gold star in my group of friends.
>>5835174
Most fems want bulldykes or men.
I need help from some other girls more experienced in relationships.
My gf and I were hanging out yesterday and I saw she was obviously distressed about something while we were hanging out and eventually she gained the courage to tell me that she thinks I'm too good for her and that shes afraid that I'll find someone better and move on and leave her and that she's afraid of committing to having feelings about me because of that.
I'm in a weird position right now because I want to be with her and stay in her life. I realize how easy it is to put the person you're dating on a pedestal of perfection, but I'm worried that she's overestimating how much I have my shit together.
Will things get better with more time and eventually she'll stop worrying about me just dropping everything and pursuing some other girl? Or is this something we're going to have to work on a lot and have a lot of uncomfortable conversations?
>>5835206
Sounds like my ex. She believed that i was too good for her and i'd leave her or if we broke up it'd be super easy for me to find someone else. In the end she dumped me for her ex boyfriend.
I think that kind of insacurity is a sign she wants out and is talking you up in her mind to justify dumping you.
>>5835219
God damn it. Now I'm all insecure and shit. Fucking relationships are such bullshit. You just get attached to someone, spend so much time together and then it's ripped away and you're stuck at square one again.
>>5835115
one day I shall have abs and I shall post them
One day
>>5835174
>tfw you can wear dresses and skirts and have long hair but your personality is pretty manly
Kill me.
>>5835246
i feel you
Does /Lesgen like guns? 'Cause I do
>tfw no femme gf to go to the range with
>can't buy AR for a wedding gift
I finally had sex with a girl for the first time last wednesday
Finally, 4chan, I did it!!!
It was really fun because it was with someone with whom I was super comfortable.
I love sex!
(also at this point a year ago I was literally the most sexually frustrated person ever and after months of throwing away my dignity and spilling my spaghetti over a bunch of different people it all worked out)
>>5835398
There is no need to lie on the Internet, anon.
>>5835381
I only like guns when they're in my hands.
Literally don't trust anyone else with them.
Fuck, I don't know you. I don't want to be around anyone who could point something at me and in 0.27 seconds put a new hole in my face.
#DestroyAllGunsExceptMySecretStash2016
>>5835174
Depends on your definition of feminine enough? The lesbians I know usually fall in the long-hair/wears skirts-and-dresses category, but I don't know a whole bunch of lipsticks as in, wears-makeup-every-day-and-does-hair-perfectly category. I don't think I even know a lot of straight girls like that anyway, so yeah.
>>5835487
Yeah well I don't anyone either, which is the reason I have a gun.
>>5834413
Because I'm a pure lesbian too and we can be pure lesbian waifus together.
>>5835611
>tumblr art
>>5835617
>caring about the source of a drawing I found on booru
>>5835647
There is no excuse for having westernshit in your storage?
>>5835666
You say that like it's a bad thing.
>>5835677
Yeah well, I want to see what you have to write abut saving disgusting westernshit. You must have a good reason for it, right? Not just "I like it" and other stupid excuses.
>>5835686
Prepare to be disappointed then, because I only save shit that I find funny, whether it's ~~~westernshit~~~ or anime.
>>5835694
I hope your shit gets infected with a ransomware, that will be your punishment for saving westernshit cuz it's "FUN".
>>5835703
>>5835741
>>>/s4s/
>>>/trash/
>>5835741
That squiggly line looks like a stomach parasite.
Ugh.
>>5835785
PicoxCocoxChico.
>>5835677
Does anyone else totally want to fuck that old Phelps lady? Whatshername? Stacy or something...?
>>5835814
OH YES GOD I THOUGHT I WAS ALONE I WANT TO HATE RAPE HER
Her name is Sherley.
>>5835785
I don't have any favorites, but Utena was ok.
>>5835846
I haven't, sorry.
>>5835854
Nice 20:00:00.
>>5835846
The anime is good I guess, I liked the OST and the pace, but it doesn't feel it goes anywhere since the story ends around the middle of the manga, and the manga only got somewhere relevant until the very end.
>>5835863
It's 2 pm here, but thanks
>>5835882
I'm retarded. Sorry.
It doesn't work.
>>5835882
Same. Where do you live at, qt?
>>5835878
I still like it, you can't be that picky with yuri anime.
Also reminder that we will NEVER EVER have another golden year of yuri like 2009 was.
>>5835889
It's ok anon-chan. timezones are weird.
>>5835896
N-Narnia.
>>5835696
Yeah well, I'm pretty reserved person with trust issues. Though I still like cuddling and spending the Saturday night home. Guess that explains my tfw no gf.
>>5835917
You can't be picky with any lesbian movie/show.
They fucking know lesbians will watch a six season show just to get to the part where a lesbian couple are introduced.
>>5835917
>2009
Go on?
>>5835824
Shirley <3
I just want to flirt and tease her until she gives into her latent lesbianism and begs for it.
>>5835942
Go on what?
>>5835932
I can't get a gf because
>I don't go out
>I don't know any lesbians or of any gay bars
>i hate clubs anyway
>I don't shower
>I don't want to be humiliated by a homophobic straight girl
>>5835942
CANAAN, Aoi Hana, Sasameki Koto and Saki are some examples.
>>5835951
WHAT SHOWS ARE 2009 GOLD?
I want one of the mormons. One of those pretty and innocent little weirdos you know would make the best sounds.
>>5835943
I bet she had gay sex as a teen and is ashamed.
Maybe her mommy touched her.
>>5835956
>I don't shower
why.jpg
>>5835935
Is this 2006?
I've learned my lesson and now I blatantly *avoid* any mainstream TV show with lesbians. When the show is over, if she hasn't died or followed any other cliche, then I might watch.
>>5835962
I want a smart, Yale educated, 26 year old, Catholic business woman to finger fuck me on her desk whilst insulting me.
>>5835956
You sound like a NEET who is only good for as property.
>tfw not a sugar mama to a NEET lesbian
>>5835974
>I don't go out
Also, I'm lazy.
>>5835986
Y-yes, please make me your property, Anon, make me your little, disgusting NEET grill...
>>5835989
But even when I don't go out I still shower once a day. Not having a good hygiene is one of the worst things ever.
>>5835977
Dubs.
Sigh, thank God for Japan.
>>5835854
17:00:00
>>5835999
I get all sorts of fantasies with me being a successful businesswoman while having a pet NEET grill eagerly waiting for me. Slowly teaching her to be a proper slave.
>can't ever actually have one
>>5835986
>tfw the only woman I'll ever find who is okay with dating a NEET is on 4chan
>>5836005
>still shower once a day
Of course you do.
>>5835961
Aoi Hana, Sasameki Koto, Kanamemo, CANAAN, Kämpfer, Hidamari x365, Candy Boy, Queens Blade, Saki and Marimite 4th.
If you count for side-lesbians and subtext then you can add:
Railgun, Needless, K-ON! and Bakemonogatari.
2009 exhausted our yuri supply worth of 10 years.
>>5836016
I've always a thing for adorkably awkward NEET lesbians for some reason. Of course a super autist is a turn off but otherwise I would have a FWB relationship with a NEET.
>>5836019
Not everyone is like you, swimming in their own filth.
>>5836014
That really hit my self-esteem. I feel like shit for being a NEET now.
Sasameki Koto was the worst yuri show I've ever seen. Watch Aoi Hana instead, it's cuter and more charming even with the tomboy-princely-girl-in-love-with-old-guy-teacher storyline
>tfw men in my yuri
>>5836032
If they're on 4chan, they most likely are.
>>5836025
I forgot Maria Holic.
>>5836040
>men in anything
REEEEEEEEEEEE
>>5835985
I want that too but I want her to be on her back insulting me while I try desperately to please her, and she's also my step mother.
>>5836025
I will watch them all.
>>5836058
>my step mother
So you also want your father's left-overs? Gross.
>>5836058
HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGG
MY FETISH HAS EVOLVED
>>5836067
No because in my fantasy my dad is a paraplegic. Lost his prickle in the war. And step mom wanted me anyway. That's hot.
>>5836031
>tfw don't want to just be fwb
>tfw I want a wife/master
>>5836067
Nothing better than getting a good spanking from step mother :3
>Anon, why are you such a slut?
>No I'm not! I'm still a virgin!
>Look at you, wet for an older, married woman.
>>5836077
Oh, that's okay, then.
>>5836040
Sasameki Koto is a light-hearted yuri romcom with random ANGST ANGST ANGST out of fucking nowhere. The anime was good for reasons that aren't the story, the staff did a good job.
And I love Aoi Hana but I will never forget Shitmura for what she did to the manga ending. At least the anime has all the good stuff from the beginning of the manga.
>>5836040
>implying greatest yuri anime ever wasn't Hibike
Despite horrendous bait, it was still the most beautiful.
>>5836079
>tfw it will never happen
>>5836082
Shimura ended both Aoi Hana and Hourou Musuko the worst way possible.
>>5836085
YOU FUKKEN SLUTS HIBIKEK IS NOT YURI; NOT YURI DID YOU FUCKING READ THAT STUPID FAGGOT??? YURIBAIT DOES NOT EQUAL YURI AND STOP THIS FUCKIGN MEME YOU TUMBLR RETARDS GO BACK TO YOUR SOCIAL JUSTICE AND DELUDED SHITHOLE GOD DAMMIT
>>5836089
Yeah, she just wanted to end both and finally go work in something else.
>>5836079
Oh but the alternative is nice too, where she's shy and embarassed about her body.
>"I'm sorry I'm not young. I must not be attractive to you, anon. There's nothing sexy about an old woman like me."
>>5836098
Don't be an angry lesbian.
Be a tranquil lesbian.
Be a zensbian.
A ZENSBIAN
>>5836104
>surprise her in lingerie
>make her abandon men and blossom in her new found lesbianism
>>5836098
The best :^)
Truly it's better than any "yuri" anime out there. Sasameki koto was trash. Yuri bears was trash, aoi Hana was boring trash, garbage - all of it.
>>5836112
NOT UNTIL YOU STOP BRINGING THIS KYOANUS BLASPHEMY EVERY TIME WE TALK ABOUT YURI, BITCH.
>>5836104
I'd like to tenderly kiss her and tell her how beautiful she is.
>>5836100
>so tired to draw trannies and dykes
>I know! I'll end them in two chapters. To hell with this shit
>now back to het!
>>5836127
And yaoi.
This is why I don't trust when fujo draw my yuri, they end up dropping the series and go back to buttsecs.
>>5836089
Do tell, what happened?
Guys am I even datable? I'm a Christian age 24 and definitely lipstick. Super dominant too...but in don't see any hope of anyone wanting a closeted girl....any takers?
>>5836137
In Aoi Hana she rushed a timeskip and suddenly made Akira gay for Fumi after seeing Fumi being close with another female, now they are happy for life and all that shit.
In Hourou Musuko she decided Takatsuki did not feel like a dude, and that Nitori and his gf were lesbians.
>>5836120
>>5836143
You are our fantasy, you Christ-worshipping fuck.
>>5836123
>"Anon, d-did you come?"
>"Yes, I'm sorry you're just too sexy."
>"M-me?"
>>5836151
>"M-me?"
>not "Ara ara~, you're making me blush, anon-chan"
>>5836151
>"Of course you are. You have the sweetest eyes I've ever seen".
>"Oh, A-anon..."
>>5836147
>Takatsuki did not feel like a dude
And that she actually was in love with Nitori since the beginning. And Saori ends up with the asshole. What the fuck.
>>5836147
>In Aoi Hana she rushed a timeskip and suddenly made Akira gay for Fumi after seeing Fumi being close with another female, now they are happy for life and all that shit.
I see nothing wrong with this.
>>5836161
Pathetic. This is why you're going to die a virgin.
>>5836166
GODE SHIMURAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
JUST HAD LITERALLY ONE(1) JOB: PUT CHIBA AND TAKATSUKI TOGETHER FUCK FUCKS SAKE RRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
FUCK THIS WOMAN
>>5836158
I have depression, too.
The shit is shit. I hate this NEET life.
>>5836167
>I see nothing wrong with this.
Go read the manga and you will see what's wrong with rushing all of that in one single chapter and end everything.
>>5836149
Date me? Are you femme?
>>5835956
Second, you are me, except by the shower thing
>>5836179
>Saori likes Takatsuki, even more when she's feminine
>pair her with the worst character of the manga
I hate Shimura.
>>5836178
Right.
>"You've got the proof dripping from your lips."
>"No need to be such a fucking tease, you know what you're working with under that tight little bra".
>>5836211
Chiba was pretty much bisexual, she could have ended up with Takatsuki no problem, except Takatsuki was fucking autistic and straight. What a piece of trash.
>>5836198
M-me?
T-tomboy femme, I guess... Tight Jeans, converse, long hair with feminine facial features... But I don't like Church.
>>5836225
>straight
I still think Takatsuki had kind of a crush for Chiba. She followed Chiba to the same high school. But Shimura went full retard and shat on all her characters.
>>5836205
AH GIVE ME VIRTUAL REALITY WAIFU NOW REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>5836242
Shimura is a nigger. I need to stop now because you're just making me more angry every time I remember more of her crap.
>>5836014
>>can't ever actually have one
Why not?
>>5836143
Honestly, it's rough. I'm in a wonderful church, full of kind people who are super welcoming. I mean, our secondary pastor is a gay man. To give you a sense.
I've known these people most of my life. They're a big family to me. I love them.
But admitting I go to church makes me more uncomfortable than admitting I'm lesbian.
I figure it would be hard to find lesbians who are willing to admit they are Christian. There are too many people who have been hurt by religion.
>>5836240
Perfect. How old are you? Hopefully of age. are you sub?
>>5836255
Give me virtual reality online sex games with sensory simulator.
>>5836143
You are a fantasy! Probably you could introduce me as your roommate or something.
>tfw no having dirty lesbian sex with Christian gf
>can't pretend to be a female demon trying to corrupt a good, girl next door type Christian girl
>>5836271
20... I am a switch, with sub preference.
Did Aoi Hana really run from 2004-2013? How many volumes is that?
Also, is Devilman Lady good for yuri?
>>5836269
Because it would be too awesome to have a nerdy NEET as a lover
>>5836258
This page is the last time we saw Takatsuki. Shimura is a bitch.
>>5836292
>devilman lady
If you're into that. She wants the teenaged girl but won't own up to it. The girl wants her. They don't fuck. Bad end where teenager dies but before that I think they like hug naked on the beach. And the devil man lady walks off into the city she saved without her arm.
Christianity is hot, but only if she's a "good girl" with a dirty mind.
Christian anons, what are your dirtiest fantasies and how hardcore religious are you?
>inb4 casual christian
Bo-ring.
>>5836300
No, stop, please.
I'm not even sure why it made me so butthurt that Takatsuki grew out of it, she's cute as a girl but I guess I still wanted to see a successful FtM in mango or something.
>>5836310
Hardcore catholic blonde with BDSM-fantasies is the ultimate waifu material for me.
>>5836310
Not really dirty but my usual fantasies involve pseudo incest, actual incest, raping a woman, being gang raped by women, cucking my girlfriend, etc.
I'm raised jw. Still doin it.
>>5836283
Age? Femme?
>>5836315
And I just wanted to see her happy with Chiba. Let's grieve together.
>>5836328
22 and femme, long hair but on casual days I wear cargo pants/camo pants when lazy. Otherwise pretty girly.
>>5836287
Hmmmmm....sounds hot. Where do you live? >>5836310
I basically want to dominate another femme and make her beg for me to bang her. I want her to be completely dependent on me. I don't want her to work and I want to come home to a nice housewife. Pretty much just being borderline abusive mentally but not really. I would cuddle her at the end of it and make her something nice to eat or something.
Anyone over the age of 24 willing to date a Christian dom femme girl?
>>5836331
Me too. If she wasn't going to become a dude then should have her get together with Chiba.
I don't remember what happened to Momo and Chizuru, that was the obvious yuri side pairing but I think they got forgotten. Whatever, I don't even want to re-read the manga, it just makes me sick.
>>5836345
>Chizuru
She dates a random dude in the last chapter of the manga. Given this and Aoi Hana, Shimura must actually hate yuri.
>>5836332
D8 me pls
>>5836340
( ﾟ _ゝﾟ)
So.....what do you look like?
>>5836351
Right. I began reading HM and AH when I was around 13yo, kind of grew up with them and the endings were just devastating. It makes me want to cry.
>>5836355
No ;__;
>>5836370
>13yo
H-how old are you?
>>5836376
21. 2008-2009 were my years of no return.
>>5836340
Unf.
I'd love to be a subservient housewife who is frequently sex deprived because I've been begging her to fuck me but I end having to make her cum. Then she just hangs me out to dry for days before allowing me release.
Sometimes I want her to randomly grab me and start fucking, almost raping me.
Also, in Canada... Ottawa.
>>5836386
Because having an adorkable NEET as my lover/sex slave/"gf" would be a dream come true, which would make it too perfect to be real.
>>5836382
>mfw when I was 21 in 2008.
>>5836387
Whats your age and are you femme? I'm Canadian too.
>>5836394
A-are you single?
>>5836394
I turned 18 in 2008. :>
>>5836405
Yes. 4 fucking years without anyone.
>tfw wish I had a 30yo gf
>always end up dating 18 year old girls with supple nubile bodies
I mean I'm sure there are people out there that are jealous of my situation, but I want an experienced smart woman.
>>5836417
Take me and we can hate on Shimura together.
>>5836419
So do I. Hands of my women! I have too much competition already.
>>5836425
We can also do so much other things.
>>5836421
You're too young for me.
>>5836430
I've been dating 18 year old girls for like 4 years now. It's gonna get creepy when I'm like 24-25 years old I'm sure.
>tfw have to switch eye doctors again because my new one is one of the sexiest women I've ever seen in my life and I can't focus
>>5836436
H-how old are you?
>>5836434
O-other things? Like shitpost on /lesgen/ together while we hold hands?
>tfw 25 and only have so many years left of being cute submissive NEET housewife potential until I start getting old
>>5836449
Yes. While we hold hands and cuddle.
>>5836459
I'm 21 and I already want a NEET house slave to serve my needs while I study. I'd buy the upkeep of course.
>>5836459
>25
You're already old. Most women don't make it cute past 23 unless they are Asian.
>>5836445
WHAT DOES SHE LOOK LIKE
IMAGINE HER SAYING, "I-I HAVE NOTICED YOUR RECENT PREOCCUPATION WITH ME... I DON'T THINK THIS IS ENTIRELY PROFESSIONAL..."
>>5836394
I was 11.
>>5836484
>>5836468
Sounds hot. A shame we can't actually be together.
>>5836459
Pls date me... Christian girl here.
>>5836472
Ikr, but I get told I look like I haven't graduated high school so I figure I might have like two good years left.
>>5836493
I bet you're like 19, Christian anon.
>>5836492
Yeah. Always a continent apart.
>>5836471
No no, date ME!
I love to bake and cook. I'll happily keep our home spotless. I can sew and mend your clothes! Pick me!
>>5836481
Elegant-looking blonde woman with a light golden tan and big eyes, wearing knee-high boots and a very curve-hugging sweater dress. Probably early 30's. No wedding ring.
>>5836517
If you're a qt.3.14 femme and a sub then we have a deal.
>>5836512
Yurop?
>>5836528
Yep.
>>5836520
I'd wife you but I bet we live 1,000,000 miles away.
And if you moved to the great American midwest you'd kill yourself in 0.7 years.
>>5836538
Already there. Where you at?
>>5836533
Every time. Where in yurop? I have EU passport.
>>5836547
USA?
I'm in France.
>>5836382
Jesus Christ I was already in second year by the time AH started.
>>5836556
>USA?
No
>I'm in France.
Way to go, I hope I never travel there, plus I don't know French.
What a let-down.
>>5836571
Second year of what?
>>5836573
Rude.
>>5836575
Idaho...this should be interesting.
>>5836586
College
>>5836590
Well I'm sorry, I have only heard horror stories from people I know about France. Gypsies, strangers being assholes because you don't know French, and now mudslimes.
>>5836596
Are you that qt older Korean woman?
>>5836594
Noooo. Idaho isn't midwest, that's like way far up near CA right?
Are your potatoes as good as everyone says?
>>5836598
It's like saying England is full of muslims and pakis, and Sweden full of niggers raping blonde girls.
Gypsies are everywhere in Europe, like muslims. And the french being assholes cause you don't know the language are probably parisians, who are assholes to everyone. It's pretty chill where I live. Except for the lesbians.
>>5836525
I'd say I am and yes!
>where are you
>>5836622
Yes it it feels like the Midwest Lol. It smells here.
>>5836607
Nope she's older.
So I'm going to sleep. Who wants to join? But no sex tonight, so keep your fingers to yourself Anon!
>>5836624
>It's like saying England is full of muslims and pakis, and Sweden full of niggers raping blonde girls.
It isn't?
>It's pretty chill where I live.
Is it a small province? I have always wanted to live in a small town somewhere in yurop, especially Italy or Spain. If it's like that please take me to live with you.
>>5836638
Right, she said she was like 40, you're probably in your thirties.
>>5836631
Do you ever travel to superior states like California since it looks so close by?
>tfw want to live in a state where the sun shines forever and it's never cold and you can look for starfish by the beach
>>5836622
Are you femme?
>>5836653
Sometimes. I like going to Montana and other places though. I like the cold but I'll totally keep you warm.
>>5836649
>small province
I live in the south-west, in a small city. The landscape looks like the toscane.
>>5836667
Is it comfy?
>>5836655
Mostly!
I sure can't walk in heels very well, though...
>>5836663
Tell me more about yourself. What do you look like? :>
>>5836675
Yes. And I'm like 1h drive from the sea.
>>5836653
>starfish by the beach
A lot of starfish melted due to a plague a few years back. There are still tons around ofc, but their population sure took a walloping.
>>5836692
Do you live alone? Do you have space for a medium-sized girl?
Now I'm sounding too thirsty. Sorry.
>>5836649
>Right, she said she was like 40, you're probably in your thirties.
Yeah that's about right.
20 yo half korean here, looking for a girlfriend. Ldr is fine. As long as you don't mind me being a dweeb.
>>5836700
>alone
With my cat, in a 75m2 appartment.
>thirsty
That makes two of us.
>>5836693
M-melted...
>>5836713
Are you cute?
>>5836716
If I ever go near France I will post here letting you know, and hopefully you can pop my cherry.
>>5836720
>By the time it is done with an area, starfish that had once littered the ocean floor have been reduced to mounds of white goo.
http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2014/11/141117-starfish-dying-epidemic-virus-animal-ocean-science/
>>5836688
And blonde hair blue eyes and all that.
>>5836737
And I'd be glad to do it.
>>5836755
God, anon, you are making me hopelessly horny. I need to masturbate now.
>>5836712
Hobbies?
Lesgen, movies that I torrent, my 3DS, and fantasizing about being a housewife to my girlfriend.
>those NEET hobbies
I like makeup but it gets expensive.
I want to find lesbian friends and hang out at bars but don't drink and play sports and go to the one lesbian movie every year, but my NEETiness gets in the way.
>>5836727
Girls tell me I am. But I always thought I was more average. It felt pretty good when I was in school and heard two black girls whispering "She's cute".
>>5834413
>mfw I realized that I can't think of a reason why I deserve a waifu
My new mission in life is to improve myself and one day become worthy of having a girlfriend!
>>5836753
You really know how to romance a girl, huh, anon-san.
>love starfish
>dream of living near the beach and finding starfish and intact sand dollars
>all the sand dollars have been stepped on and crushed
>and all the starfish are diseased balls of goo
Why even live.
>>5836782
I hope your 3DS is hacked.
>>5836780
Please do so. Can't join you though, I did it a couple of hours ago.
>>5836815
You mean like how people download 3DS emulator games and load them onto their SD card?
I haven't figured out how to do that yet. Besides, aren't a lot of 3DS files pretty glitchy?
>>5836782
Well we have a lot in common. I love buying name brand makeup. Its the best. And I like video games. Do you have kik?
>>5836808
I'm a lot of fun at parties.
I'm sorry, I just found the epidemic and its fallout interesting. Try googling "bioluminescent swimming", maybe that will restore some of the magic.
>>5836820
What was your masturbation material if you don't mind me to ask? I was thinking of using Yui_7 doujins again today, her KanColle doujin is pretty hot even if it has toys.
>>5836836
It's not hard, but you probably are on the latest firmware (10.6), right? If you want a CFW you need to downgrade through a hardmod and all that. I'm doing this to a couple of friends next Saturday, I seriously hope I don't break their 3DS, even though I'm confident in my soldering skills.
>>5836857
Hiiragi Yutaka doujins, and some kancolle by nekomura. Yeah, that was pretty vanilla.
>>5836845
Hehe, you're cute.
Underwater sea creatures are the coolest sometimes, huh. What else are you interested in?
>>5836877
>Hiiragi Yutaka doujins
Same, I hope she releases another one soon.
>nekomura
I've seen the few H doujins on sadpanda, but haven't masturbated to them. They are pretty lewd, though.
Kasumi's Love Live! doujins are also pretty good for masturbatory purposes, the faces he draws are sexy.
>>5836840
>asking a NEET if she has social media
Noooooooooooo!
...I guess I could get one though.
>>5835932
I actually have the same problem, but my no gf is because I am not really trying to get one.
But hey, you don't sound so bad. How bad are your trust issues?
>>5836920
Yeah if not I've got other messengers. Let me know which one and I'll post mine.
>>5836915
I recognize these faces.
And I'll stop here, because I need to work tomorrow, and it's already past midnight here. It's been a pleasure talking to you, anon. Have a happy session.
>>5836956
The pleasure was mine, anon-chan, Please sleep well and thank you.
>>5836937
Okay. I got a Kik, anon, and it's all your fault.
>tfw the only other thing you have to add people with is 3DS friend codes
>>5836988
What multiplayer games do you play? I could add you if you want, you would be my second friend ;-;
