>tfw you'll never have a strong protective boyfriend
>tfw you'll never be able to have proper sex
It's depressing as shit.
>tfw I just want someone to fucking hold me
>tfw short twink
>tfw only attract other twinks and feminine guys
>tfw no yuge bear bf to hold and protect me
>>5816000
>Proper sex
Proper sex can only be called that when you're looking to reproduce. If you are just looking to have a good time (like most people who have sex, even monogamous couples) then proper sex is whatever satisfies everyone involved.
There are so many ways to enjoy and express your sexuality that being sad because there are no vaginas involved is dumb.
Unless you want to conceive biological children.
>>5816248
>There are so many ways to enjoy and express your sexuality that being sad because there are no vaginas involved is dumb.
No, there isn't.
>Unless you want to conceive biological children.
Except no.
>tfw when you have a strong protective bf
>he fucks me every night
You gotta get out there and flirt anon. Don't just sit on your ass all day. Met my bf at the gym ^.^
>>5816633
>I know I will never have spontaneous, movie-like sex with the boyfriend I love and just want to bawl my eyes out
Or even proper foreplay, as soon as the foreplay is starting to go closer to sex, it has to stop, and go directly to sex, because beyond that, the foreplay ends up closer to the genital regions.
>>5816000
>be me mtf non op
>tfw constantly dream about penetrative sex with a dude
>tfw finds anal really uncomfortable
>tfw brain still fantasises about it anyway
kill me
>>5817795
Then how would you have sex?
You don't have, a vagina, and you'll never have anything like it, so vaginal sex won't happen. That leaves anal sex, which you don't want to have.
>>5816000
Maybe because you're an ugly, depressive sack of shit who can't do anything meaningful? Idk just guessing.
>>5816149
get growlr dude
>>5817795
Have you tried lubing and stretching more? Or maybe your boyfriend is just too big.
>tfw tall guy in class is pretty hot and seems chill
I'm gonna talk to him more =>
>>5824681
Oh good luck fuck face.
>>5824683
>attracting a cis male
>>5824719
That's why I called you fuck face.
>>5824727
because anal just doesn't work like that
it takes a lot of preparation and effort. it can be dirty, uncomfortable and even hurtful. It just kills me that there's no room for spontaneity in it; every time my boyfriend would start touching me or just us getting in the mood, we'd fool around, then I'd stop him, clean myself up, come back with lube, loosen up, and then we'd make love.
I just wish things could be proper for once
>>5824738
Wah wah why can't everything be like how it is in my fantasies and my netflix movies?
>>5824739
Why am I not allowed to cry when the world is so unfair?
>>5824742
Oh, you can cry sure, but I can torment you for it too.
>>5824746
you're just making me sad
>>5824753
Your sadness fuels me if I'm brutally honest. I hope all your sex is miserable.
>>5824758
My sex is not miserable. Anal is decently enjoyable, and I love giving oral. It's just not perfect.
I hope you have a nice day.
>>5824765
Thanks :)
>>5824738
There’s no way to be proactive about it? I have a lady friend who just doesn’t eat that day to prep. Actually when I put it that way it really does sound shitty.
>>5824813
Nice pun bro
>>5824813
If you prepare for it, it's not spontaneous. It can't be initiated by the other person.
I know there are ways to deal with it, I am just sad it will never be as good as it can be
>>5824822
Just get into the habit of having a healthy diet, buy a bidet attatched to your toilet and get the habit of washing your ass after you take a shit.
There you go. You will always be clean, not just for sex, and you will be able to have anal sex spontaneously.
Your still having the sex you fucking moron. Just be happy with what you have and stop whinging like a faggot. /thread
>>5824738
>it takes a lot of preparation and effort. it can be dirty, uncomfortable and even hurtful
all
That could all be said of vaginal sex too.
You seem to have some delusional fantasy of "how things should be" that is out of step with reality and probably just a result of internalized homophobia, you should probably see a therapist.
>>5824765
>Anal is decently enjoyable, and I love giving oral. It's just not perfect.
You realize some people prefer oral and anal?
Have you actually had sex with a vagina or because you have no personal experience did you just fill the void with some imagined ideal of sexual acts involving a vagina being the pinnacle of sexual perfection?
>>5825390
How is the prep remotely comparable for vaginal sex?
>>5824822
JFC
Make lifestyle changes, you stupid faggot.
>>5825365
>>5825390
>>5825409
I don't know what any of you are thinking, or how 'internalized homophobia' ever came into the picture, but trying to convince me that anal will ever be as easy or as available as vaginal sex is utterly ridiculous. That you would even argue that should give you pause.
And even if I could get the same results through preparation (which I obviously cannot), I would still complain, because I will be working for something that should be my right in the first fucking place. Now shut the fuck up and let me be sad in peace.
>>5825419
There there anon, this same topic bugs me from time to time too.
>>5825406
The prep can actually vary a lot with foreplay and hygiene unless you don't mind a nasty bitch, which is gross.
You know vaginas aren't constantly gushing lubrication and opening wide like a fish-mouth trying to suck in any passing dick.
Anyway why is having sex at the drop of the hat like you're in some porno fantasy (you know they spend a lot of time prepping stretching and lubing up off camera, even the women) the end-all-be-all of sex for you?
>>5825427
Fucking thank you.
>>5825433
That wasn't me, but because, that's the type of person I am. That's how I feel like acting. That's me. And it always happen. I get touchy feely. I am in the mood. I want it to happen. And then I need to stop, go through an entire procedure and then still be in the mood. And it just feels so fucking unfair. How is that hard to understand? I am just sad about it. It caues me grief.
I deal with it, I have to, but it just causes me fucking grief.
>>5825433
>You know vaginas aren't constantly gushing lubrication
They do when spontaneously aroused, fucktard.
>>5825419
>how 'internalized homophobia' ever came into the picture
Well you're a gay guy whining and obsessing over vaginal sex being the only "perfect" "proper way" for sex to be done, I assume without any personal experience on the matter. It reads like bad /pol/ bait trying to convert the degenerates with "logic" about what they're "supposed to do".
If you want to reproduce then yes vanilla vaginal sex in the missionary position with the lights off so god can't see is a good tactic but most straight people don't even consider it to be the ultimate height of sexual activity which makes your obsessing over it being so pretty weird.
>should be my right
Lol anon I'm sorry but this isn't your weeaboo cartoon porn and you don't have any right to a magical black-hole ass-pussy that can take anything at a moment's notice regardless of any physical limitations.
>>5825444
Well you could prep before getting in the mood or you could keep doing things the same and being unhappy and whining about it, you're totally free to do whatever.
>so fucking unfair
Better call the easy-anal hugbox police!
>>5825454
I am trans.
>>5825445
How much experience do you have with vagina, retard?
Lubrication and how quick it happens varies, some women even need lube and that still doesn't address the prep of hygiene unless you like nasty pussy.
>>5825462
Then get a pussy, retard, or do you literally just want a hugbox to whine in? Because 4chan isn't really the place for it.
>>5825468
I had never thought of that, thank you. I never knew my problems were so easy to resolve.
>>5825465
>How much experience do you have with vagina, retard?
Plenty, it's obvious you don't though faggotron so shut your mouth and at least bother to wikipedia something before you talk about it. A normal, healthy woman will naturally lubricate in any arousing situation, even rape, as a form of self-preservation so the vagoo doesn't get damaged. Some squirt because they make so much. It's pretty fucking common knowledge for anyone who's actually experienced a vagina that doesn't have some nasty dry condition. It's not even remotely comparable to an ass, which is not really a sexual organ in the first place.
>>5825473
Well that is the solution, it might take work to achieve with money and shit but that's still the solution so you can work towards it or just whine about everything being soooo hard if you want but this isn't the hugbox for it.
>>5825501
It is. And I am. It is one of the smaller things I want in life, but it is on the list. And it is the thing that pushes me forward.
But that doesnt mean I can't complain. That I can't be sad. Do you understand how unfair this feels to me, that I need to go through this, that I need to put in so much effort for the things other have for free? I am not *just* whining. But godfucking dammit I feel sad today and I will complain and bemoan as much as I want to.
>>5825478
>wikipedia is all the experience I need!
>>5825507
Complain in one of the many tranny threads then instead of wasting space on the board with yet another one to hugbox you.
>Do you understand how unfair this feels to me
This is 4chan, no one cares, fuck back off to tumblr/reddit if you want a hugbox.
>I am not *just* whining.
>But godfucking dammit I feel sad today and I will complain and bemoan as much as I want to.
lol, and this is 4chan so people will call you a retard and tell you to fuck off as much as they want.
>>5825516
This is one of those threads you moron.
Now try to police the content on your secret club website harder.
>>5825524
Keep it to the multiple tranny generals instead of clogging up the catalog with a thousand individual "do I pass?" "where do I buy hrt" "how do I date as a tranny" "boohoo being a tranny is hard listen to me whine and be nice to me" threads, you retard.
Pushing all the other threads off the board with this selfish shit is why everyone else calls us attention whores who should be removed from the board.
>>5825510
>I can't even bother to look up basic info before I talk out of my ass!
Nice strawman btw, don't talk about vaginas if the last one you experienced was your mom's
>>5825419
>waaah i have problem
>its ok you can fix it like this
>waaah fuck u let me be sad
You don't get to be sad in peace if you start whinning about it. Especially when someone you problem is stupid as fuck
>he thinks women don't prepare for sex
Kek women prep way much more than any bottom. Most of them won't even let their bfs see their pussies if it isn't perfectly clean and shaved.
>>5825745
Tfw you'll have surgical scars your partner will see whenever you shave your new pussy
>>5825365
I like using a bidet "bottle", to squirt my turt after a dump. I'm not a bottom, I'm just not a complete savage, you know?
>>5825745
>Most of them won't even let their bfs see their pussies if it isn't perfectly clean and shaved.
Totally missing the point as usual, why are faggots trying to act like authorities on vag? Let me help you out: women don't shave RIGHT BEFORE SEX, the ones that shave keep themselves shaved on a regular basis so when they want to bang on the spur of the moment they can, anywhere, anytime. Anal is vastly different because you need artificial lube and need to worry about literal shit as well as purposefully trying to relax an inner sphincter you don't have direct control over. It's a chore compared to normal sex which is biologically designed to be done easily and quickly anywhere. I'm not OP btw, just pointing out the stupidity of trying to compare the two.
As for OP, try frotting. It's great and requires little/no prep.
>>5825738
It's clear that all you know is "basic info" that you've researched and lack hands-on experience to see the variety in how pussies can act, and now you're projecting your sexual inexperience.
>>5825858
>the variety in how pussies can act
There is none unless she's got a problem or hasn't bathed in a week. Stop projecting your sexual inexperience.
>>5825767
Your ass is not full of shit 24/7 unless you are really nasty. And applying lube takes literally seconds so it's not an issue either.
And women need to be able to relax during sex too. If they don't they can hurt themselves. Literally why people say "the first time hurts" because it everyone is nervous the first time.
And if you're so worried about poop just wear a condom and pretend you're a straight couple trying not to get pregnant.
>>5825978
>What is a hymen
>>5825978
>Your ass is not full of shit 24/7 unless you are really nasty. And applying lube takes literally seconds so it's not an issue either.
It obviously is for those who prep ahead of time since anal is more difficult than vaginal. You don't control when shit moves through your system which is why some people fast to avoid the issue. It's much more of a hassle than a naturally lubricating orifice.
>And women need to be able to relax during sex too
The difference being their vagina responds naturally to arousal (provided everything is working correctly) whereas the inner sphincter does not.
>And if you're so worried about poop just wear a condom
OK, the original point was that the guy was wishing anal sex was much easier to just "get into" without worrying about anything else. If you're worried about shitdick in the first place then a condom isn't going to help much. A vagina doesn't have that issue.
>>5825419
>[T]rying to convince me that anal will ever be as easy or as available as vaginal sex is utterly ridiculous.
Yeah it never will be, but there might be ways to make it easier like >>5825365 suggested. If you’re more or less ALWAYS prepared then there’s room for spontaneity. I’ve had a lot of anal sex and it seems like most girls, cis and trans, are usually pretty clean there even without a lot of prep, but maybe your body needs a bit more attention. Nevertheless I hear what you’re saying and I’m deeply sympathetic, ignore all these assholes. I’ve been thinking lately about finding myself a trans girlfriend, and I’m glad you posted this because she might have the same issue and I suppose I should plan on dealing with it and being supportive.
>ITT
>But vaginas totally need preperation too! Like having to have showered that day, and she has to be horny!
Because that's comparable to having to go to the bathroom, squirt water up your ass, and then come back to continue with whatever you were doing.
>>5826018
>>What is a hymen
A very delicate 'barrier' that no girl notices when it's broken and sometimes doing stuff like riding a bycicle can break it.
>>5829343
>knowing you will potentially have sex with someone that day
>better wait until we're in the middle of foreplay to clean my ass!
Sex is rarely so spontaneous that you will have completely no idea when it's going to happen, especially if you are in a relationship.
>>5830562
You can't clean 2-3 hours in advance and be sure it'll stay clean.
Homosexuality is a sin
Corinthians 6:9-10
"Or do you not know that wrongdoers will not inherit the kingdom of God? Do not be deceived: Neither the sexually immoral nor idolaters nor adulterers nor men who have sex with men; nor thieves nor the greedy nor drunkards nor slanderers nor swindlers will inherit the kingdom of God"
>>5816000
>tfw no strong man to call daddy, and be his little girl
