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/LesGen/: Mommy Issues Edition
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Lesbian Sci-fi/Fantasy Novel list:
http://pastebin.com/cEnwQ7TA

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>>5798771
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>>5805606
What porn is this?
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>>5805686
I don't remember
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>>5805694
Then why the hell would you rile me up for? Mother-daughter incest porn is scarce enough as it is. All I have is 2D
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>>5805755
It's from the xhamster "Female Choice" section
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>tfw you begin to ovulate and the desire to get lewd with a girl intensifies
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>>5805606
Am I the only one who can honestly say I have no mommy or daddy issues? I get along great with all my family.

That said, I watch MILF porn and love little 2D girls, so maybe I am as fucked up as the rest of you. I don't want to be fucked up, lesgen ;_;
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>>5805867
>I don't want to be fucked up

It's so much more fun that way, though.
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>>5805867
It isn't fucked up. What's more sincere than loving a maternal figure? And cute. Not pedo. Cute.
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Is it messed up I am the femme dom and will only have an older sub? I love giving my girl pleasure.
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>>5805901
How old are you?
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>>5805901
Sounds like it could be super romantic. Imagine an uptight older businesswoman who lives her life devoid of pleasure. One day she meets a hot young woman who is sweet but knows that deep down this stick in the mud is really a sub and doesn't know it yet. Cue musical score from Danny Elfman.
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>>5805947
There needs to be more Chinese cartoons about this. Uptight office women in need of a young companion who knows how to make her moan is a sadly neglected area of the yuri genre. As much as I love schoolgirls, enough is enough.
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So, the girl I'm dating is very bad at communicating. She'll get mad at me for doing something that I shouldn't have, or not doing something that I should have. When I ask what she wants, she gets angry. I'm not supposed to ask, I'm just supposed to know. Any advice (besides dumping her, I'd rather not)?
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>>5806196
reh pmud
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How much are you charging to have a hot bull dyke fuck me in the ass and spit in my mouth?
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>>5806052
Not animu, but good enough:
http://www.yuri-ism.net/slide/read/manga_and_anthologies/en/13/1/page/1
http://www.yuri-ism.net/slide/read/manga_and_anthologies/en/13/2/page/1

http://www.yuri-ism.net/slide/read/manga_and_anthologies/en/3/1/page/1
http://www.yuri-ism.net/slide/read/manga_and_anthologies/en/3/2/page/1
http://www.yuri-ism.net/slide/read/manga_and_anthologies/en/3/3/page/1
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go take pictures with your moms.
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>>5806211
I like it but...
>not down there, it's dirty!
fucking japan...
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>>5806241
You better should count everytime they say
>yes, down there!
it'll be faster.
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my moms are gay and they broke up when i was 6 and remarried other ladies who I think of as my moms too and then one mom broke up with my other new mom when i was 15 and remarried again so I have 5 moms
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>>5806196
tell her what she wants.
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>>5806275
neat
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cmV_Jdy_-eQ&feature=youtu.be
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Say there was an injection you could take. And after taking it you were now attracted to men AS WELL. Essentially a bisexuality drug.

Would you take it?
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>>5806500
no
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>>5806500
No. Make me straight or nothing.
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>>5806512
This. I don't do things by halves.
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>>5806512
>>5806526
I'm honestly surprised. You'd rather be straight?
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>>5806529
Yeah, I'd rather be straight and live a normal life than to be forever alone because I'm a lesbian.
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>>5806529
Than bisexual or lesbian?
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>>5806275
I'm glad gay marriage is legal so we have just as many opportunities to screw up our kids by going through multiple divorces. That's true equality.
>>5806535
This. I've known several guys who I've could have dated and been happy and normal with. I've yet to find a gf and even if i do, my family will still give me shit about it.
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>>5806573
Same here, I've got all the choice I don't need in men while there isn't a single woman I could be interested in, since they're all straight. And the dating sites are full of bisluts or crazies.
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>>5806573
Seems like no matter where you go there's always guys that could be great if only you were interested, however finding a gf is like winning the lottery the same day you get elected for president.
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>>5806628
Isn't it terrible? I blame an overpopulation of males. There's literally like an 8 to 1 ratio. We need to start killing them off.
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>>5806275
Stop showing off your parents!!
Frustrated_batman.jpg
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Female cop and Mazikeen from Lucifer are so hot. Maze/Chloe when? Maze/Chloe/Therapist when?
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>>5806275
Man, your mommy issues must be off the fucking charts
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Gold stars only
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>>5806196
You should dump her, that's some juvenile shit and she's not ready for relationships. Don't waste your time with toxic people, time is the most precious thing you have and you never know your supply.
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>>5806691
Who cares, they all have shitty hair and the middle one looks like Big Red lost some weight.
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>>5806736
literally who
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>>5806540
Other straight guy here. I love reading these threads and imagining that I'm a qt lesbian girl. I want to be attracted to women as I am now, but I also want the slight shame and dirtiness of knowing that I'm a homosexual. I also think I might enjoy sex better with a vagina than a penis. When I'm attracted to a girl, my natural instinct isn't to fuck her, but just to touch her/lick her/etc.
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>>5806540
butch here, i'd let you do that, rape is hot
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>>5806770
Sound good. You got a cute bitch too though? It's not fun unless there's a relationship to soil. Just raping one girl's not enough, I need to scar a romance.
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>>5805939
>>5805947
24. Any takers?
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>>5806788
28 here.
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>>5806788
I'm 24 too. I need to hurry up and fuck a milf before I get too old for my mommy fantasies, but I'm just so shy and awkward...
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>>5806770

He wants a butch lesbian with a real vajayjay, not a butch bi trans woman whose dick he can't fuck.
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I have an intense hatred of lesbians ever since my favourite MD/lg porn blog got suddenly deleted.
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Have any of you women complaining about being foreveralone actually gone out and tried to meet people? I bet you haven't even put much effort into that, you just want to be prissy princesses waiting for someone to come to you.

Talking to cis women only, because it's understandable that pre-op women with dicks would have a hard time dating.
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What's with the sudden influx of men here? Did something happened in /r9k/ today?
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i fought my mother last year since then im living with my father no better though
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>>5806824
These threads have been full of men forever. Probably 80%, if I'd wager a guess.
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>>5806840
Maybe, but they were a little more subtle than
>straight retard here, I want to fuck a lesbian
and so on. Did they run out of ideas?
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>>5806849
Some guys like to watch girls squirm.
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>>5806840
Have any of you ever considered friendships with men? Straight or gay.
Beyond the meme of "gays and lesbos don't get along".

t. Just a friendly neighborhood faggot who thinks this general is actually p gud
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>>5806872
Gay men are little harpy shits, and straight guys all have that voice in the back of the head going 'maybe I can break through, maybe I can be the one man she likes'. And they all act on that feeling in some way even though we'll never feel the same for them.
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>>5806872
I get along more with men than with women, and my best friend is a man. Funny enough, it's always the straight girls I befriend who want to get in my pants before backing off after flirting with me. Men are sometimes also like that but I don't care about them.
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>>5806810
>replying to people that reply to themselves
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>>5806876
>'maybe I can break through, maybe I can be the one man she likes'
And lesbians don't fantasize about turning straight crushes? Just make it clear you're not interested if they ask.
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>>5806893
But most of them don't seem to understand the concept of lesbian, even when you tell them you are one. Blame the bitards saying they are lesbians when the minute after they're sucking a dick.
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>>5806893
I've done that before.
He knew. He very much knew, he helped me work up the courage to come out to my extended family.

That didn't stop him falling in love with me and begging me, repeatedly, to try bein with a guy 'just the once'
Went on for months till eventually I just cut contact for a bit. He eventually shaped up and were kinda friends again but yeah, being gay doesn't stop guys at all.
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>>5806872
I've got a few straight guy friends and they're awesome. I've got a lot of straight girl friends too but it gets hard sometimes, especially when I'm pining to be more than just friends. Maybe that's how my guy friends feel?
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>>5806797
How you doing?
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>>5806893

We dream, but we don't actually try anything because we know it would be disrespectful.

You really think "I'm not interested" is enough to deter a lot of guys? Maybe if they just want to fuck, but if they catch feelings...oh boy.
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>>5807002
Like someone who hasn't had somebody in her life for nearly 4 years.
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>>5806893
I've never thought of that because I generally feel no attraction to straight women. And it's really different when you consider that straight men have a huge pool to pull from. Why do they insist on zeroing in on the woman who doesn't want anything from them? It's also a sort of egocentric idea that he's somehow special out of the legion of men just like him. For a lesbian who fantasized about a straight woman it's mostly being cornered by desperation since they are more available than other lesbians. They fall for a straight woman because they have no choice, those are everywhere. But they never do anything about it. Lesbians know caution and separating fantasy from reality. It's just a silly daydream born of loneliness.
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>>5807052
>I generally feel no attraction to straight women
>I generally feel no attraction to women
>feel no attraction to women
>no attraction to women
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>>5807063
You forget the Stages of First Lesbianingâ„¢

>be hormonal babydyke with first crush
>fuck what is this i've never felt like this
>oh shit it's a girl what
>but oh god she's so pretty
>time passes
>wait...am I....in love?
>firstlove.jpg
>she gets boyfriend
>heartbreak.jpg
>self protection activated
>never letting myself catch feelings unless I know she actually likes girls from now on
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>>5807019
So are you femme or butch or?
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>>5807083
tru
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>>5807052
>>5807003
Women collapse in adversity.
Men ram themselves against it as hard as they can until they or the adversity breaks.
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>>5807086
Femme. And I'm a midget.
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>>5807107

See, that's why everyone thinks men are all violent assholes and even gay men get sick of putting up with you.

http://www.advocate.com/commentary/2012/12/10/why-do-gay-guys-hate-other-gay-guys
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>>5807107
webm dot host/ac1ad/
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>>5807153
no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no
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>>5807181
:3
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>>5807107
Women learn. Men dont.

>>5807063
I've never been attracted to a straight woman. They're pretty but I don't feel my heart racing or become hyper aware of them. Nothing. But all the women I felt something for it was immediate, when our eyes met and there's just this sudden jolt. They always turned out to like me back so I've never understood the falling for straight girl trope. My gaydar doesn't allow me to be remotely interested in straight women.
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>>5807210
Maybe because there's tons of lesbians where you live.
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Lesgen. What do I do about this stupid boy.
He keeps sitting next to me in class. Which is annoying because my professor does a thing where we're supposed to discuss a question with the person next to us.

I know he has a crush on me. He singles me out to say good morning. When he's in the stair well in front of me, he'll slow down so I'll catch up (I even stopped and messed around on my phone, he was waiting "nonchalantly" on the landing below). He is always glancing over at me, and looking at my notebook.

He tries to be friendly and I do my best to shut him down. He says "how are you" and I say "good" without looking at him and I walk away.
Now I make sure I'm the first down the stairs.

If he just asked me out then I could reject him and be done with it. This is making my class time rather stressful. I'm trying to focus on my teacher but I just feel this guys eyes on the side of my head.

What do I do? This has been going on for about a month, a month and a half.
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>>5806849
Its newfag boys. They don't know how to properly troll.
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>>5807321
Just tell him he's annoying and bothering you. Why didn't you do it sooner?
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>>5807321
Tell him you know his intentions and don't find her attractive.
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>>5807321

Can you just out yourself?

Well, I wasn't out in high school several years ago (no one else was, either) and I just tried to keep a distance when it seemed like a guy was into me. Though once I overtly lied about having a boyfriend and the response I got was "he doesn't have to know".

Mrw.
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>>5807329
>>5807339
I don't know if I can reason that. I'm uncomfortable yeah, but he hasn't exactly done anything "wrong". If I want to ask him to stop, what do I even say? "Stop looking at me"? That sounds insane.

I feel like this could backfire so easily. Like I'll be accused of being stuck up for assuming everyone has a crush on me. Or that he was "just being friendly".

>>5807344
I really don't want to have to do that. Even if I did want to, how would I out myself? He and I don't talk. I can't exactly subtly drop it in conversation if there is no conversation.
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I sent my gf a nude this morning and a text saying that I was bringing her lunch to work and then added that her lunch wasn't my vagina that was for dinner.

Her boss saw it because she was using a program so she gets her text messages to her laptop. She told her to tell me I had to get dressed first otherwise I wouldn't be allowed in the building.
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>>5807414
This couldn't have happened.
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>>5807405
Just wait so he sits first in class and then go sit somewhere else, I don't know?
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>>5807418
Depends on the company, desu. I could easily see my ex's boss saying it.
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>>5807414

Tell boss lady that she's invited.
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>>5807478
Best way to either get a promotion or get fired.
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>>5807464
In my work place the boss would probably just high five and offer a beer later.
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>>5805606
Why do you keep linking the novel list?
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>>5807611
Cause dot is a retard and thinks we don't know it's him if he takes out the name.
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am i a jerk

>pursue girl for a week
>hang out with her a lot, pick her up from work
>about a week ago we start getting physical
>it's mostly me kissing her neck/touching her/initiating
>even when i am physical with her for the most part her hands stay at her sides
>eaten her out/fingered her a lot over the last week
>all I get in return are neck kisses i pretty much beg for
>claims she wants to be with me
>started claiming me
>im bored of her but can't bring myself to break it off
>i imagine kissing other girls when i kiss her
>i don't want to hang out with her anymore
>asked for friends with benefits
>really want nothing to do with her

it's like one day i was madly in love with her and the next i hated her. all i want to do is fuck other women and be single but everytime i tell her that she says she's alright with that as long as i don't cheat on her but that's inevitable with how bored i am. i don't know how to break it off with her without losing her as a friend or without her clinging to me.
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>>5807657
Nah, she ended up being a dud. I'd break it off and be that kind of asshole instead of the kind of asshole that cheats. Just start by saying "I'm not happy with this" and go from there. You'll probably lose her as a friend but them's the breaks.
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>>5807657
Stop being such a horndog 17 yo before you get an std
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>>5807657
She sounds annoying but you look like a complete asshole.
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my girlfriend was eating my out last night and gagged just a few seconds into it, i asked her what was wrong and she said it tasted weird and asked what I ate today and I started listening things off and got to doritos and she was like "yeah that's what it tasted like" and I remembered I masturbated a little while after eating them and probably had like dorito dust all over my fingers

feels pretty bad
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>>5807622
I haven't made the last two generals, bucko.
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>>5807877
Do you have any idea what kind of rank fucking flora you probably fostered by leaving CHEESE DUST IN YOUR VAGINA WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
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>>5806890
Why would someone reply to themselves, and then not finish the reply chain?
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>>5807657
no, she sounds heterosexual. Find a lesbian.
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>>5806673
this.

have lots of great guy friends who I wish I could be attracted to (but they also aren't attracted to me since I'm a fatty fat, so... being straight wouldn't actually help anything now that I think about it.)
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>>5807405
If he seems like a shitty guy, you shouldn't worry about being rude to him and telling him to fuck off.

If he seems cool, go ahead an be his friend. Let him know that you're gay, or at least that you aren't interested. Help each other get girlfriends.

I got my first girlfriend when a male roommate (who didn't know I was gay and I hit on me once when he was drunk, but was pretty cool otherwise) had his best lesbian friend stay on our couch for a while when she was hitching across the country.
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>>5808144
What about the in between? He doesn't seem like a complete asshole but I do not want to be his friend. I don't have enough time to see the friends I actually do care about, I don't want to waste my energy on this guy.

I never see him except for in class. I don't want to be some stark raving mad bitch in front of my classmates.

How do I phrase this delicately?
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>>5808185
The next time you catch him staring at you during class, just shiv him in the eyes. Problem solved
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>>5808185
not possible. risk making him think you're a bitch, or just put up with it. I'd choose the former personally.
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>>5808101
You can always lose the weight, but you can never find a nice gay girl anyway.

I can literally count in one hand how many lesbians I know personally irl that live within 1000 miles from me.
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>>5808305

Tfw you know several attractive and successful lesbians....and they're literally all related to you.
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How do you find lesbians to hook up with? Where are all of you at?
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>>5808292
I don't care if he thinks I'm a bitch, but the conversation will be in front of people who I do care if they think I'm a bitch.

>>5808197
This is perfect! Thank you.
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>>5808333
You say that as if it's an issue, has this place taught you nothing? Just look at this general's edition.
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>>5807321
Casually say, "I like my men like I like my coffee...I don't like coffee."
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>>5808339
The dating app Her
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>>5808460
aka grindr for people who love ghost towns.
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>>5805606
>posting this
>not giving sauce
>what is this world became
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I want to get laid so badly. ;-;
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>>5808374

Mfw people whose families aren't close are telling me it'd be totally cool to fuck my cousins
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Anyone every role play in the bedroom?

We've been playing as Hogwarts students. It's funner than it sounds.
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>>5808576
I had sex with a cousin once. It was thanksgiving and we'd just drank a bottle of whiskey... it was kinda awkward after that for a little while, but we got over it.
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>>5808619
Ah white people. I love your innate ability to inbreed.
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>>5808602

I'm so bland. I only want to roleplay with a more dominant woman as my teacher, or a police officer, or something similar.

Doesn't help that the women who actually enjoy consistently taking a dominant role seem to be outnumbered 50:1 by submissive women, so all the moderately-attractive ones are taken.
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>>5808460
Lel im not allowed on that site.
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>>5808567
Lies
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>>5807111
Perfect.
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>>5808602
>>5808828

My girlfriend is a police woman and on Valentine's Day we roleplayed with me as a school girl and her as a crooked cop who planets drugs on me to black mail me in to sex stuff.

It was really sexy except she gave me actual proscription drugs and was like "ahaha now they are actually in your system and your failed drug test will prove you are guilty" and I got really sleepy and fell asleep when she went to get me a glass of water.
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>>5806810
stay mad flemme plebe, i have a vag and also a girlfriend

>>5806783
yes, i've been thinking of a way to break up with her, this is perfect
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>>5808997
Are biscum trannies worse than the other kind?
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>>5805606
They're like the same age. Unless she was pregnant when she was like 10.
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Anyone in the midst of flirting/seeing someone new/starting a relationship?

I've met a cute grill online and we've been texting for just over a week and plan on going out for coffee this weekend. I haven't really dated anyone before and I'm usually awful at flirting but I'm hoping for the best for our casual date, because we have a lot in common and I don't really meet other lesbians very often (there are lots of liberal queer nonbinary demigenders at my university, but not very many lesbians).

I want to hear your stories of qts you've been flirting with/trying to hook up with/dating so I can send positive gay energy your way!
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>>5808997
Post pic with timestamp
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>>5808333

I had a gay relationship with a cousin of mine for four years, my first real relationship.

We figured that the incest taboo is there to prevent inbreeding and power imbalance relationships, and so it didn't really apply to a same sex same generation relationship.

As long as your family is supportive, and as long as you're prepared to deal with getting along with them if the relationship doesn't work out, go for it.
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>>5808983

Stealing this fantasy to schlick to tonight. Thanks, /cowtits.
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>>5809130
Probably a step mom fantasy. Hot step moms are still hot tho.

>tfw you will never cuck your gf with her hot step mom
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>>5807877

kek
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>>5809237
I met this qt at basic training and we've sort of stayed in touch. I'm really into her but I don't actually know if she's a lesbian or not. She's giving off really strong lesbian vibes and rocking the tomboy thing, but kind of avoids any questions about it. I'm kind of guarded about letting people know I'm a lesbian too, but I just can't figure her out and its driving me crazy. I tried straight up asking her if she was a lesbian and she just rolled her eyes and laughed it off. I didn't want to push it since we were having a good time. Not even her facebook gave any hints.

She's shorter and smaller than me, but I can really see her as a dom in bed, which is awesome since I've been single for 2 years and really want try being a sub.
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>>5809752
Just ask her out, you'll find out pretty quick that way.
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>>5809752
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>>5809778
I should and I will, I just like to be sure I'm not about to flirt with another straight girl. I don't think she'd be too offended since she does give off quite strong lesbian vibes and I can't be blamed for picking up on that.
Really, I'm just annoyed she's being so stealthy.

>>5809796
No. Why?
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>>5809799
When I first came out I had the same attitude, but now I just don't give a fuck and ask a girl out if I'm interested. It takes too much energy to play the is-she-or-isn't-she detective game, and if some rando straight girl gets freaked out by a real life dyke hitting on her that's her problem IMO
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>>5809830
You're right. I think I just lost a lot of confidence after my break up. I used to be way more open about my sexuality but over the last two years I've just gone deeper and deeper into stealth mode, except for a few alcohol-fuelled break outs.

I'll just ask her out and hope things are awkward as hell from then on since I have both outed myself and made a confession.
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>>5808677
>lesbians
>inbreeding
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>>5809845

Update in the future plz, ok?
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>>5809869
Sure. Hopefully it'll be a happy one. This place desperately needs it.
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Why does it insist on making you horny as fuck when you can't masturbate because it's a mess? Where was the logic in that design?
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>>5809949
Woman up cowgirl
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>>5809949
There is no logic. It's the result of an evolutionary fuck up almost unique to humans. It's the ugly result of an evolutionary arms race between mother and child.
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>>5806743
The woman that retards use to shitpost about feminism.
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>>5807107
Bitch, please. A woman's whole life is adversity. That ram ahead, break easy, let's be loud bullshit is the frailty.
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>>5809991
>evolutionary fuck up almost
Not really. Human fetuses are literal parasites and can stay inside leeching from the womb even when dead, so we have periods every month instead of light heat bleeding most others animals have in case a dead baby is inside you, so you can shit it out. A lot of times when pregnant you will still have your period for some months and that's because the body will try to abort the thing but since it's alive it probably won't come out.

Not a smart design but it just werks.
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>>5809990
Wanna ride me?
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>>5810048
A long read but interesting.
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>>5810074
I wrote that. And I also posted it to that thread from a different website. I can't describe how happy it makes me when I see it reposted.
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>>5810074
I wish doctors would let me get my uterus removed.
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>>5810130
Depending where you live they might let you do it just because you want it. A woman got blinded by doctors because she wanted them to ffs. Try get a psychologist to sign off on it and you shouldn't have much trouble.

Tell them you're scared about cancer or something.
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Send help.
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I need to GET my shit together lesgen. AWGHGHHG. >_< Just kill me now.
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>>5810057
Yes.
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>>5810191
Are you chewing on your cat's head?
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>>5810231
Why?
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>>5810341
W E S T C O A S T
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>>5810365
Eastern middle america
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Do you ever wonder who else is posting here? Like try to imagine all this people in their rooms or on their phones living in their own worlds far away, doing all kinds of stuff, believing all kinds of different things, and yet united by this invisible bond. A secret club for misfits and weirdos of sorts.
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>>5810105
I remember the original thread.
I went in expecting the usual elf jokes and instead became horribly glad to be gay.
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>>5810591
I do actually.
Eapevially since there's always so few of us in these threads.
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>>5810074
>>5810105
Thanks for solidifying my decision to get sterilized.

>>5810138
Do you have any opinions about a full hysterectomy versus cauterization etc?
Something I've considered is what happens with the vagina in the case of a hysterectomy. Is the cervix sealed? Doesn't some of the self cleaning discharge come through the cervix? What happens when my girlfriend fucks me from behind with a strap on? What is the vagina holding on to?
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>>5810074
holy shit
I can't wait to freak out all my friends with this.
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>>5810105
One question: it is still unclear to me why hunter-gatherer women probably got fewer periods than us, could you elaborate?
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>>5810652
There are several things which halt periods: excessive exercise, pregnancy, regular nursing, and starving being the most attainable for the average human being in the course of our history. If you were getting food all the time and compensating well for boom and bust periods in nutrition, and your life was relatively safe and demanded typical levels of endurance, it was still very common to be getting pregnant pretty much all the time. Children die. A lot. Disease and accident in childhood is the most significant depressor for expected lifespan in ages passed. So if you have a child once every four years when breastfeeding is giving pretty diminished returns for children, hit menopause at 50, and spend a typical nine months pregnant, that doesn't leave a lot of gaps for you to be meeting the red tide even in ideal conditions. The current state we're in is not something we've had a lot of selection pressure for.
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If science has come this far its time they prepare a surgery that allows women to stop having such painful periods. This should be placed way ahead of any surgery for transgenders.
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>>5810703
You could just go FtMtF and fix it that way.
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Science doesn't work like that. The world doesn't have "resource points" that you invest into "tracks" and out comes technology. Things that are trivial in one field can revolutionize and revitalize a totally unrelated one. Petroleum science saved medicine, for example. But you're just here to derail and shitpost so maybe I shouldn't even bother.
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>>5810718
Definitely don't do this. Estrogen can't reverse what testosterone puts on, that shit is skeletal.
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>>5810718
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>>5810721
Thanks for saying what everyone already knows, retarded tranny.
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>>5810693
Ah, I see. That was rather obvious, should've realised myself. Thank you for your reply.
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>>5805867
No, I'm the same as you, I have without any doubt no mommy issues and I'm really attracted to old women, I don't like little girls though.
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>>5806500
Yeah, because they disgust me so bad I wanna puke, if I were bi I'd be totally ok, and I wouldn't hate them so much for stealing the girls I like.
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>>5806751
I'm a lesbian and my natural instinct was strongly about dicking a girl when I was younger.
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>>5810842
Excuse me, miss, pls use a trigger warning the next time you post images of that abomination. That game ruined mass effect and vidya for me and I am still mad to this day.

>lol EDI's an AI
>o-oh!...btw EDI im so sorry for making those totally lesbian comments about your voice earlier
>they were so lesbian haha
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>>5806872
>who thinks this general is actually p gud
really? damn.

I only had boy friends when I was a kid, I like to have male friends also but it's not so fun anymore since I'm extremely jealous of them, and they could want to get in my pants.
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>>5808046
to let some suspens.
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>>5810866
I don't understand your particular complaint
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>>5810074
>>5810105

I'm not sure if this actually explains why rates of horniness changes when Aunt Flow is in town.
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>>5811023
hormones
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My mom died when I was a toddler, of pancreatic cancer. Apparently one of the most insidious types.

I don't remember anything about her, but I was told recently that during her final days we weren't allowed to see her, since she was puking shit and biting it off, writhing in pain, so unrecognizable that my sister (nine months older) insisted that she wasn't our real mother, which tears me up in ways I can't describe.

We (my sister and I) were apparently told she had to "go away." We weren't ever told she died either and had to figure it out, apparently, but I've known as long as I can remember.

We didn't go to the funeral, I think, and my dad is talking about doing another one for our sake. It'd kinda be nice to have closure, but I don't know if it's even worth it.
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>>5811119
Funerals are kinda pointless as it is, and having a second one is even more pointless.
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>>5811125
I actually like funerals, and go to them whenever family dies as much as possible. I have a kind of fascination with death and grief.

Funerals are basically grieving ceremonies, designed to give you a time to think about the person and the times you shared with them so you can then move on with your life.

I'm still grieving, honestly, but not in a way that a funeral can help with. I'm grieving the mother I never knew, not the mother I loved and lost.
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>tfw gf is tall, latina, and has the prettiest shade of eyes

When do I wake up? Tomorrow we're going shopping for some nice more formal clothes for me and then we're going to go get dinner at a nice restraunt and im going to give her flowers and chocolates. What rlse can I do to make it a really special night?
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>>5811165
>latina
>tall

Pick one, and only one
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>>5811171
One of her grandparents were white so I guess the genes came from that
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>>5811125

That's pretty fucked up. I find funerals personally pointless as I don't like being emotional in public, but you can't deny the closure and emotional support it brings for other people. I hate going to them but I'll go everytime to be there for friends and family who need the comforting hug and friendly face.
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how do I forget my feelings for someone ;_;
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>>5811171
Latino is a relative word, people from Latin countries have a lot of different backgrounds and looks, some are brown, others white, blacks, Asians, and pretty much any mix of those... also every country is pretty different from the next.
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>>5811550
drugs
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I dreamed that a bunch of Chinatsus gang-fingered me, what the hell.
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>>5811606
lewd
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>>5811550

I wish I could tell you.

It's been nearly two years and it still hurts.
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>>5811624
>>5811550
Marathon masturbation and stress eating
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>>5811550
You meet that person again after more than 2 years without seeing her, and burst out in laughter when you realize she took at least 10kg and became a landwhale.
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>>5811645
>Stress eating

You want her to be alone forever?

>>5811550
Spend time with your friends, get a hobby, realize your life goes on and you can have fun on your own.
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>>5811119
>>5811162
>We didn't go to the funeral, I think, and my dad is talking about doing another one for our sake. It'd kinda be nice to have closure, but I don't know if it's even worth it.
>I'm grieving the mother I never knew, not the mother I loved and lost.
Do a memorial at home instead. Maybe visit the grave if you can. I lost three partners, I was in a quad, and I didn't get to mourn for years. Setting aside time to personally mourn them really helped.

Another thing you may wish to check is your relationship attachment style. Loosing mom at such a young age can cause problems with friendships and relationships later in life.

>>5811529
I'm in between on funerals, but I do find them overall helpful, and I do go to support friends. I shocked the people in my town because I went to the funeral of a friend's dad. I didn't know his dad or any of the rest of the family. I was there solely to support my friend.
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>>5811765
>I lost three partners, I was in a quad
Wait, as in at the same time? Some quad-poly-thing?
If not, it being separate is awful holy shit.
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>>5811776
>Wait, as in at the same time?
yes
>Some quad-poly-thing?
yep
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Is it possible to persuade a straight but (self-titled) asexual girl?

I don't need to have sex with her.

I just love her, guys.

:_: fuck
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>>5811871
I don't understand how she considers herself straight if she's asexual.
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>>5811947
Romantic attraction?
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>>5811624
I wish I were some kind of "psychopath"...

>>5811645
>stress eating
i get fat easily it sucks

>>5811681
dont have friends to hang out with
guess Ill keep listening music and procrastinating

I never know if it's just a "crush", lust or tru love, so confuse, still bothers me so much
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>>5811947

>>5811996 is probably more accurate. But I've heard of asexuals calling themselves straight just to avoid having to deal with the uncomfortable topic of trying to explain what it is and potentially getting into a stupid argument over it. Especially with older family members.
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>>5812059
Identifying as asexual is absolutely stupid, it isn't a sexuality, it's a state of your libido's deadness potentially caused by biological factors.
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>>5810853
owned
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>>5811125
Funerals are about grievance and closure you sociopathic retard, but I couldn't expect a millennial on 4chan to understand this
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So...

Six Feet Under. Best TV show or best TV show?
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>>5812099
>you must accept muh ancient rituals else you're a sociopathic retard
Why don't you go get dicked then, must be as hardwired into you as burying rituals are.
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>>5812089

I think it's fine as an identity for someone who isn't into sex, but considering it a sexuality makes no sense.

Like how atheism isn't a different religion, the word means lack of religious interest. Asexuality should mean lack of any sexual orientation, not "asexuality is my sexual orientation".
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>>5812147
Remember the good old days when asexuality meant you could reproduce without sex? I barely do anymore.
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>>5812004

Being able to just shut these feelings off would be nice.

Christ, I saw a girl who had similar hair the other day, and just looked like my ex from behind and THAT hurt.

It's fucking ridiculous and I hate it.
I dont even know why I care so much, she was an emotionally abusive cheat.
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>tfw you will never get an east asian gf because you're not a white male
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>>5812204
I know that feel, sis.
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>>5812204
>tfw you will never get a gf because you're not a male
Fixed.
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>>5812204

Westernised asians exist though
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>>5812214
Technically correct, except for Asian male.

>>5812217
But they are mostly trash, and won't date a white female anyway. The master race is white for males and Asian for females.
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>>5811171
>5'8 and latina (no not tranny)
>moms family is pretty much all tall
>mom is 5'9
>uncles and male cousins all over 6 feet
>women over at least 5'7 with some exception
>brothers are 6'6/7 giants
>father is same height as mom but his brothers are taller at at least 6 or taller
>family background is basically all mexican, some spanish if you go far back enough, also some indigenous blood, but overall just mexican and mexican and mexican fucking around texas forever
>idk this shit
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>>5812231

>The master race is white for males and Asian for females.

You've been spending too much time on 4chan bruv.
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>>5812214
>tfw you will never get a gf because you spend too much time online

Fixed for truth.
; . ;
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>>5812324
Even if you had a social life outside, all the girls you'd meet would be straight or craving the cock after a while.
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>>5812324
I'd be your gf and just spend my time online with you.
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>>5812331

Tfw 96% of women are straight
Tfw all the attractive lesbians are taken
Tfw dating sites only have fat bisexual women married to a man in an open relationship
Tfw craiglist is only bisexual BBWs and experimenters
Tfw you'll never be hot or confident enough to turn straight girls
Tfw lesbian bars and events are mainly lesbians over 40
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>>5812363
Can I grieve with you? My night is already pretty much ruined so I can go all the way.
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>>5812363
>Tfw you'll never be hot or confident enough to turn straight girls
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>>5812363
>not being into hot 40 year old lesbians
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>>5812363

I didnt need this.
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>>5812363
>96% of women are straight
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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>>5812363
You need to be bisexual and have a boyfriend to seduce straight girls. It's the only way it works
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>>5812422
Not her, but you know that 100% lesbian population is low. Sure, a bunch of women are bisexual at some point, but they will switch back to dating men as soon as their biological clock starts ticking.

You know this to be true.
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Does Demi Lovato really like girls like she says in her song, or is she a liar and a tease?
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>>5812363
>tfw butch
>tfw generally prefer chapsticks but they're hard to find
>tfw willing to date other butches
>tfw all the butches are actually demigender asexual peniskin who put their gender as female for some fucking reason or just plain SJWs
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>>5812374

Pity party!

We'll watch The Elephant Man, not eat ice cream because we're lactose intolerant, and go to bed at a reasonable time because we have work tomorrow.
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>>5811765
>do a memorial, visit the grave
She was cremated and I'm a basement dweller with my pa, so I always have access to her remains. Setting up a little altar with my own little sample of her ashes might be nice though.

>lost three partners
Jesus, that sounds terrible, I'm sorry for your loss, even if it was years ago. Car crash, disease? If you don't mind talking about it more, of course.

>set aside time to mourn
Yeah, every few years I'll start getting pangs about it, and then I'll dedicate a week or so to thinking about the whole situation and processing muh feelins. One time in the third grade it happened at school, a girl brought me a blanket and some snacks. It was really very sweet.

>check my relationship attachment style
Yeah, I already know it's fucked. My dad had his plate full with his own illnesses and issues, too, so we were kinda left on our own. Fucked up my social life.
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>>5812492
I'm more for eating sweets, not fond of ice cream the night. And I'm not going to sleep anytime soon either. Maybe I'll should watch Strange Circus, that would put a good end to this shitty evening.
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All of you need to cheer up. Stop being ugly and girls will like you, it isn't rocket science. Hell I'm a 5 at best and I still get me some pussy.
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>>5812275
Can you please date me.
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>>5812490
yo im a butch

lets hook up babe
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>>5812400

I mean sometimes, sure, but I live in Ohio.
There's a big difference between the Hollywood/media version of older women and the American midwest version of older women.

Everyone here marries at 24-30 and by 40-45 they've let themselves massively go. I guess if the women have been pregnant, they have a decent excuse. The men here only look like they're pregnant.
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>>5811996
Romantic attraction stems from sexual attraction. Or what is the difference between a platonic firend and partner?
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>>5812544

We should start a Lesgen AV club and stream some movies on the weekends t b h
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>>5812569
Let's fuck. You like oral? I like oral.

>>5812593
Shit's different for different people.
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>>5812551
>Stop being ugly and girls will like you
Do you have some other useful advice to give? I'm femme, people think I'm straight at first glance and yet I don't find a single girl; why? Because there's not a fucking lesbian around, except for the butch ones, or they're already in couple. At work? TI'm the single fucking gay person for 60 workers. Internet? Bisluts and nutcases. What the fuck am I supposed to do, attach a rainbow flag on my back and wear rainbow thumb rings? And the worst in all of this is that the few girls who were interested in me were always straight and ran away at one time or the other after fucking me up.
Fuck this shit.
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>>5812596
I've been wanting this to happen. Yet no one gets on it. I can't be the change I wanna see in the world cause I suck.
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>>5812598
i'm actually a v-v-virgin

pls be gentle onee-chan~~~
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>>5812596
I'm in.
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>>5812363
>Tfw you'll never be hot or confident enough to turn straight girls
I ain't pretty neither for lesbians
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