>be me at work
>out and about my own sexuality
>straight coworkers make jokes about it and some what makes me uncomfortable
>decides to make joke that is semi homoerotic to straight co worker back
> straight co worker "I feel uncomfortable of you saying this to me"
>is reported to HR for sexual harassment
Report them bàck
>straight friends make fun of me all the time
>decides to strike back
>"I'm going to rape your anuses until they break and my hot semen its injected into your systems so you become my whores forever"
>get reported for sexual harassment
why can't straight people handle the bantz bros?
>>5474513
>report them back
>HR Lady "what did they say to you"
> Me "Lulz, you want his meat in your mouth?" Me: No I don't.
>HR Lady "what did you say to them"
>Me "Well you're looking at me like you want to put your meat in my mouth"
>HR Lady sends in report and fires me
>Me thinking to myself "some people just can't take jokes just like a new bottom can't take it up the ass on his first try"
>>5474406
>be at work recently came out
>married coworker always giving me crap
> comes up behind me rest head on my shoulder and says breathy hi in my ear
>push back against him say "dont start if you are going to stop"
>no more problems from him
>>5474406
shit that never happened general?
>>5475102
>shit that never happened general?
Can not vouch for OP but I am 5475040 and this is an accurate account
>>5475040
I'm not even gay and had a guy do this to me back in high school.
Rhe guy that did it was probably gay.
>>5475040
>married coworker goes home thinking about it
>thinks about all the gay shit he did growing up
>second guesses his sexuality
>wants more
>comes back to work
>whispers in your ear and says "I don't want you to stop this time"
>>5475102
You must be the most sheltered of all NEETs if that seems outlandish. It happens constantly.
>>5476621
>>married coworker goes home thinking about it
>>thinks about all the gay shit he did growing up
>>second guesses his sexuality
>>wants more
>>comes back to work
>>whispers in your ear and says "I don't want you to stop this time"
In this post-things that didn't happen, too bad, he was cute too.
>>5474406
People make jokes about what makes them feel uncomfortable, to ease the tension.
That's why they saw your joke as a threat, because they are either uncomfortable around you or unsure about their own sexualities.
(see how you made a joke because you were uncomfortable)
Yeah, it sucks, but now you know it. We gotta suck it up
>>5482781
s-suck?
Down with cishets and their hypocrisy.
>>5480188
>Married coworker and I agree to have sexy time in the janitor closet
>locks the door to make sure no one can come in
>Married coworker wants me to bottom but I am a top
>I agree as I had experience with some dildos in the past
>I forgot to clean down there
>we see a sink and a dirty old rag
>I was my bum with janitors rag and sink
>we kiss
>he whips out the mandingo
>I'm like "WWWWWOOOAAAHHHHH!!!!
>We kiss some more and give each other the suc
>There is no lube so I bite the rag I cleaned myself with as he puts it in
>Its big but I am used to it because my dildo at home is just as big
>he starts slow and then goes faster
>He is behind and leans his head on my shoulder, whispers in my ear and says "you want me to stop?"
>I say no
>door knocks
>Oh shit we got to stop!!!
>we hurry to get out clothes on
>we open up the door
>its the janitor
>The janitors says "why the door was locked" "were you fucking?!!"
>we look at each other
>hold hands
>and say "Its 2016, some people fuck in the janitors closets, get over it!"
>>5474406
>be me at work
>venue has a kitchen
>head chef is gorgeous super masc straight guy
>we make the most homoerotic jokes just to make other people uncomfortable
>they all just laugh, we've all been working together for years
>can't tell him I'm gay for fear our friendship will be ruined
>and I'll never have him goose me or try to flick my dick again
#closetedforlife
>>5483298
is there a video for this
asking for a friend
please respond
>>5483346
>he goes to flick your dick
>flicks hard dick
>you get found out anyway
>"open" about your sexuality
>act like a fag in public
>someone calls you out on your fag behavior
>cry about it when you get reported to HR for it
>>5483346
This. I've managed to cop so many lovely feels while horsing around with unsuspecting straight dudes. I never want that to end.
>>5484484
>responds to you post
>realizes that you adore my fag behavior
>get ready for some cuck
>>5474482
This. Even lie about how far they went. Say they called you a fag, or threatened you in private. Do anything that can to shift blame from you to them. They're the ones who bought HR into this, you should do anythig you can to defend yourself from them
>>5474406
He did the right thing. Hope you get fired.
>>5482781
>unsure about their own sexualities
Why do gays always assume that?
If it makes them uncomfortable then I must be gay? Maybe they are disgusted and don't want to say that to your face so you won't get depressed.
>>5484581
>tfw just broke up with gf
>gay friend knows this
>he's the gay guy in a group of friends who grew up together
>I'm the token MtF still in guy mode that also grew up with them all
>at a football party he's been playfully teasing me all afternoon.
>he comes up behind me
>he gropes my butt with both hands
>I lean into his hands
>I turn my head back towards him and look at him with a soft smile and say "You'd better not stop." as I wiggle my but in his hands.
>that shocks him.
>as he looks puzzled I turn my full body around and go in for a kiss
>the whole room hoots and hollers as we kiss.
Never went anywhere as he already had a boytoy which I helped him find, but it was so much fun doing it to him.
>>5484716
Okay, i'm fired.
That's bullshit, and totally unfair.
But, on the other hand, it was naive of you to do that. First of all, if it makes you uncomfortable, why do it to someone else? Especially when you're gay, and the average person gets salty when they're hit on by gays.
You should've just said stop. Or told your boss.
>>5474406
I think that's terrible, and if you're really fired, I think you should be glad. I wouldn't want to work in such a shithole, no matter if I'm gay or straight
