Don't get a dildo from Amazon. If you wanna buy a foreign object to shove inside yourself, get it from a specialized store that can ensure the safety of its products.

>>5458360
don't do that with the gift card from you granny ... just don't do it ;_;

also don't get a 25 bucks dildo from freaking amazon. get something decent or you'll fuck your ass up.

>>5459140
Lolwat amazon is just as safe as anywhere else. Even dedicated sex stores still sell phthalate packed jelly toys all the time.
Just lookup the material of the toy you're buying. Don't always believe the manufacturer if it's silicone, lookup if it's been tested since many companies lie.

>>5459809
My Grams would probably be amused if I bought a butt toy with her gift card. She dead though.

>>5460000
So she will be ashamed watching you masturbate.

It may be a little thick if this is your first one, but Tantus' Vamp is amazing. Do you have an extra $2 to spend?

http://www.amazon.com/Tantus-Vamp-Haze-Dildo-Purple/dp/B00DYBAH96

And it's also body-safe silicone from a well-known company so you don't have to worry about >>5459140