what presents did you get? - edition
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>>5436163
None.
>>5438214
...What's wrong with that?
>>5438225
Nothing yet
>>5438225
presents day is tomorrow
>>5438225
the best one was definitely a hat my mom knitted for me. she knitted the same one for my bf as well and I'll give it to him when we meet bedore new year's eve
>>5438227
I got some very nice socks, a deodorant stick that doesn't smell like sweaty armpits marinated in chicken stock overnight (yet), a shitload of all kinds of chocolate, and a bottle of whisky I'm almost through
>>5438240
anything other than babe/baby/love/dear is just cringeworthy
one of my exes called me boobear once told him to stfu and never call me that again
just seen my nan gave me a tolberone and a couple pairs of socks yes nanny
>>5438253
I've opted out of christmas.
>>5438257
You sound like you're as annoying irl as you are here
>>5438257
>nanny
>>5438257
I don't know, I got called "sexpot" once and I thought it was cringey anything else I'd be okay with
>tfw no friends, family or a bf to give presents to or receive any from
lmao why am i alive
HO HO HO
>>5438273
>>5438275
What did you get for Christmas
Some tinnies and kangaroo?
>>5438275
Why do you keep posting ugly European looking sloths?
What are these "gifts" and "presents" you speak of?
>>5438273
give presents to people who you only vaguely know then
its the spirit of christmas
>>5438292
>give presents to people who you only vaguely know then
>give presents to kids
>get arrested for grooming
What did you get your mum + dad?
i got dad Die Hard 1 + The Big Lebowski on bluray and i got Mum Series 1-3 of Peep Show and a bunch of posho chocolate.
>>5438286
Who hasnt ruined the thread according to ifaggotrish?
>>5438292
but i don't vaguely know anyone outside of work and plus that seems really creepy and i have super anxiety
i haven't celebrated christmas with anyone since i was 11 and my mum died
christmas spirit is shit
>>5438296
Gave them nothing.
>>5438296
the same thing they gave me: nothing
>>5438298
love...
Nope doesn't ring a bell.
>>5438225
i got a package from my father yesterday
it was a shirt with a cartoon owl that for some reason has a black eye and some writing in chinese
i don't know what it means, but i feel like it's a threat
>>5438296
i got my mom some books she wanted and her husband a utility knife thing or something idk
>>5438225
my best friend wrote 3 novels and a friend of ours drew the characters, so i had a shirt printed up for her with them on it.
my best friend just got engaged to his gf, hes a magician and his stage name is "The Great Spengalli" so i had fancy beer glasses made that say 'Mister Great SPengalli" and "Misses Great Spengalli"
my mother always says 'love you to the moon and back' its like her catch phrase, and she specifically asked for charms for a charm bracelet from each of us, so i got her a moon that says 'love you to the moon and back' and she loved them so much she wants to just make a necklace instead out of it.
dad asked for a screwdriver, so i delivered.
i felt bad cuz i wanted to get my boss something great but i had no idea what. he even gave me really big christmas bonus and is like a father to me. he wanted one of those daily new yorker comic strip calendars so i got him one, but i feel bad getting him nothign else.
tbqfh idek
So, what are you guys listening to?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vU5w8RItDsA
>>5438278
Not much. None of us have much money, and there are no little kids or anything in my family.
I just look forward to a nice family meal and stuff.
>>5438279
No mean words today, Anon. Volunteer at a soup kitchen if you're lonely or something.
>>5438225
The life and body i was born into are the greatest gifts of all
>>5438325
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TFJ4hN7vxWo
>>5438332
Fair enough, I can't wait for Christmas dinner tomorrow
I'm probably getting a little money but my siblings are getting perfume and cologne (can't because it fucks with my asthma)
>>5438325
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E6Du48Nty_U
>>5438347
Well my ass was bound to prolapse eventually and shit my head out
>>5438325
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pu9dQ2fVVDg
i want jesus christ to lick my asshole
>>5438296
my dad a track suit
my mom a tablet (that my brother stole)
>>5438355
>my dad a track suit
is ur dad an aging working-class yorkshire man
>>5438369
nah he a nigga
>>5438373
same shit really
tfw no bf for christmas
I got two shirts that don't fit. They're XS and I'm a medium.
>>5438393
Shady as fuck
Whoever bought them is calling you a fatty
>>5438391
ill be your bf senpai
>>5438407
My dad, and I'm definitely not fat
>>5438391
>tfw no bf to spoil on Christmas
>>5438409
Are you a fuzzy manlet
>>5438413
>tfw medium shirt size
>tfw fat
I hate being short sometimes
>>5438418
i am one of those things. i dont shave my body but my chest is virtually hairless
Ive just been getting parts for myself for my bike. how everyone is doing today?
I got to buy my own presents from my grandparents so I brought the most expensive things that they would allow and I'm gonna return them.
Gotta pay ma billz
>>5438321
this is probably the gayest post of the week, please kill yourself
>>5438418
Senpai I got into a disagreement with someone about this recently
Does "manlet" imply they're very muscular but short?
>>5438430
>>medium
>>not fat
>you better be beefy
>this is what gays actually believe.jpg
>>5438429
No, manlet is just short
>>5438430
I'm a skeleton. All my clothes are too wide but the height is fine.
>>5438429
no, just short
but only fitizens use the word so they are normally muscular
>>5438435
Omg crying and how awkward he looks. Genuine small man syndrome :,)
>>5438427
>giving your friends good and meaningful presents is gay
why are you a bitch? is it because no one got you any good presents for christmas?
>>5438434
Fatty fatty boombalatty
>>5438430
>tfw im a top
am i a manlet if im 5 foot 9.5?
if so, what exactly is it i have to learn?
>>5438447
To take a dick like a champ
>tfw the only guy who likes fuzzy + beefy manlet bottoms like me lives on a different continent
why senpai ;~;
>>5438451
>even tops suck dick.
i dont actually. ill lick balls but i dont like sucking dick.
>>5438447
How to serve superior men desu
>>5438455
Why even be gay.
Also
>being exclusively top or bottom in 2015
Nah. Stop being a pussy
>>5438435
Ah, ok. Just making sure I haven't been misrepresenting myself as a fuzzy manlet
>>5438451
I feel like manlets are fun for a fuck. But nothing more. Maybe friends if they're fun
>>5438424
hey qt
>>5438455
high five familia
>>5438456
jokes on you my lower centre of gravity and muscular leverage mean that ill whoop your ass any day of the week
>tfw no senpai bf to beat up and teach to be civilised with a systematic program of corporal punishment
>>5438470
eyyy bb
>>5438473
oddly specific.
>>5438476
yes, it's manlet.
5 fott 11 is king of manlets
6 inch dick is king of dicklets.
5 inch wrist is king of wristlets.
so on and so forth.
>>5438476
Yes it is a manlet
>>5438476
Personally, I'd say like under 5'9 is the cut off. But different people say different things
>>5438440
I just firmly believe that everyone else should feel absolutely miserable all the time just to make my feelings seem better in comparison
>>5438491
bummer
>>5438485
Im everything. FEAR ME!
>>5438485
>tfw measure wrist out of curiosity
>6 inches
i feel like my wrists are so skelly tho...
>>5438495
>tfw 5'6" 153lbs
>still fat
kill me now
>>5438495
it's still considered dicklet and promotes you automatically to bottomhood.
>>5438495
Lol ur either fat or majorly suffering from small man syndrome.
Get better soon hunty
>tfw no bf to cum inside of while watching anime
>they will never flick my dic and make it go small and we laugh together in harmonious joy
>>5438509
>flick my dic and make it go small
what an odd desire
>>5438509
>watching anime
>>5438495
Post manletpussy
>>5438520
post lankletdick first
>>5438523
I asked first
>>5438495
>tfw 5 foot 6 but weigh 180lbs
post fatness
>>5438525
chivalry is dead
>>5438510
So have any of you fapped to this killer getting fucked?
>>5438537
No but I fapped to your dad
>>5438537
>that bio
sean cody doesn't even try to make their models interesting
>>5438536
*tips pauldrons*
>>5438541
Dear old Dad isn't doing bad for a little over 50. I can see why you'd fap to him.
>>5438544
Yeah because I really want his opinions on Isis and "is God dead?" As he's getting railed from behind
>>5438551
post pics of daddy
>>5438551
Gimme pix of that daddy dik
>>5438552
you are a sociopath if you only look at pornstars as slabs of meat
they are people too
>>5438537
Senpai !A5XcGnQtZI 12/24/15(Thu)16:19:44 No.5438561 â–¶
>Meza—with help from his girlfriend Taylor Marie Langston (seen below)—convinced Merendino to name him as his sole heir in a handwritten will.
>his girlfriend
BISCUM
NOT.
EVEN.
ONCE.
>>5438568
Also yes I had to post the same thing in both threads because the biscum menace must be exposed
>>5438566
Sure but their bios are probably fake, I'm only there out of lust, I'm not wanking because of emotional investment to someone who I'll never meet in person
It's irrelevant attachment to someone who is part of a service
>>5438552
they all say the same thing
>guys throwing a football/frisbee on the beach, one or both will at one point wink at the camera
>awkward pre-fuck interview
>what are your passions?
>i like sports
>which sport?
>[sport]
>what about you?
>i also like [sport]
>they fuck
>>5438579
Which is why I skip that part, I'm there to watch them Fuck, I pick ones I find attractive and go at it, rinse repeat till done
>>5438568
It's not biscums fault.
It's women.
Just as eve took the apple and tempted Adam.
This bitch convinced him to murder
LEAVE BISCUM ALONE
>>5438568
>>5438574
I DO love my bi-bretheren personally...but on the other hand, the other killer posted in the thread was also bi.
Maybe there's something to the whole biscum thing?
>>5438585
yellow flag to be honest...
>>5438600
Nice dubs
How tho? You realize it's a service, it's a product like anything else,
In person I care about people and take interest because they need to be interesting and compatible if we're going to hang out for a long time
>>5438608
youre a bit creepy ngl
have you ever killed small animals for fun?
>>5438653
No, why the Fuck would I?
I do how ever, have the cutest dog ever
>>5438653
that's writer-anon, but he killed himself.
>>5438586
HE DIN DU NUFFIN!1 HE WUZ A GUD BOY GETTING HIS LIFE TOGETHER
>>5438685
FUK WIMMUNZ
>>5438662
Have you ever done anything inappropriate with this animal? or inflicted punishment that could be considered severe and be filed under abuse? Is this the first animal you have abused mentally, sexually and physically? Please be honest.
Can you also tell us where exactly you live so we can send someone to retrieve this animal and give it to a proper, not mentally ill owner?
>>5438225
F A L L O U T 4
Life be complete, ma niggas
>>5438709
It's shit, worst game in the series besides 3. I only hope you got it on PC so you can fix it with mods, otherwise I just feel bad for you.
What an awful gift :^)
>>5438709
just pirate it m9
and it wasnt even that good - witcher 3 was better
>>5438451
>Even tops suck dick
I can confirm this. I mostly top and rarely ever top, but somewhat commonly I'm just really in the mood to jerk off while some guy shoves his cock down my throat. Like right now.
>>5438717
Whore
>>5438717
Fuck, rarely ever bottom, I meant to say.
>>5438451
Do all gay men fetishize short smaller men that lift and try hard to be dominant?
>>5438721
>gagged
pleb detected
>>5438725
idk but I hope not so that there's less competition for me
>>5438717
>I mostly top and rarely ever top
what?
also, tops shouldn't suck, it takes away the whole purpose of it.
>>5438733
>not getting him on his stomach and licking up from his dick to his butthole
Poor form as a top desu
>>5438733
I feel sorry for you if you're so stuck in your self assigned role that you're limited in what you can do sexually.
>>5438741
that's the bottoms job.
>>5438716
>tfw pirated it
>still let down
It's literally impossible to play anything but what they tell you to play. 90% of the dialogue is just 4 ways to agree with what the game wants you to do, the male voice is garbage, the game is buggy as fuck, the story is super retarded and forced in your face all the time, perks are all no fun allowed, settlement building is unfinished, and every quest is either a fetch or kill quest with no skill checks as you're forced to play a boring Everyman soldier regardless of stats.
>>5438749
To lick from his dick to his own butthole? Would be interesting to watch
>>5438747
What if I only like what I like sexually, how is that limiting. It's like saying I'm limiting myself because I don't want to eat shit, how can anyone know they won't like it don't limit your sexuality.
>posted a pic
>that australian guy didnt bully me for it
feels... disappointing desu
>>5438762
You're a fat fag and no one will ever love you
How's that?
>>5438759
If you're content then you're content.
I, on the other hand, would feel bored if I didn't get to mix it up in the bedroom and explore some kinky shit
>>5438747
t h i s
I don't get the whole, "only tops can do this and only bottoms can do this"
Sex is sex, you faggots
do what feels good and what feels good for your partner and everyone is happy
restricting yourself and creating barriers limits the experience and then what's the point?
a super cute daddy just messaged me on scruff.
Merry Christmas me
m e r r y c h r i s t m a s
first
>>5438787
git rekt
>>5438762
Because I'm busy with Aussie Christmas, and am feeling all holly jolly.
I bet you look cute!
Merry Aussie Christmas, one and all!
Especially the lonely Scrooges, like Kouhai.
>>5438791
Hopefully I will.
>>5438798
Here's to that daddy dick balls deep in you
>>5438801
hes really cute. Like usually I'd fuck them and be like lol get out now I'm done with you. But I wanna cuddle him
my number 1 fetish is to get casual asspats throughout my day like its no big deal
How can I experience this dream? Would walking through Soho or a similar "gay district" in bootyshorts work?
This may be retardes, but what does loneliness feel like? I've never gotten an actual diagnosis, but I've always suspected (and been unironically told) I am probably an autist, and I just do not understand emotions. So I was wondering what being lonely feels like.
I'm 25, probably gay, and a virgin. It's never bothered me, nor do I have a desire to change where I am at, so I am sort of confused if I am just an edgy cunt, or am just a defective social retard.
>>5438808
In a club probably. On the streets that's more risky and people wouldn't do it for fear of sexual harassment cases probs
>>5438788
its christmas now for brits anyway
post christmas bangers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XeQNvuuzH4w
>>5438817
I fucking hate Christmas music.
But this song is allowed.
Bony m is allowed whenever and always
http://youtu.be/hxm1FlLSfe4
>>5438809
I'd like to know this as well.
>>5438822
Depends which one you go to.
London has pretty much one catering for whatever you're after.
If you want a touchy feely sex club. Go to one. There's a few
I want a cute boyfriend.
Hey /gaygen/, not gay myself, but I'm an anon from /mtfg/ I just wanted to wish you guys a merry Christmas :)
>>5438833
are they welcoming to beginners or should i "warm up" with less intense clubs first?
>>5438838
LEAVE
REEEEEEEEE
>>5438838
you guys make me feel bad
good luck anon, i hope your christmas isn't shitty, i know you fags feel shitty a lot.
>>5438853
Thanks anon. I'll be spending it with my family thankfully. They're all very supporting, I know some other trans folk are as lucky though, and that sucks.
>>5438839
Nah, you'll be loved anywhere. Fresh meat and all that
>>5438821
festive af bruv
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wKj92352UAE
>>5438691
Top kek
The only things I do to my doggone is feed him, walk him, pet him and play with him
Jeez I'm not a weirdo
It's Christmas, give me a break
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2SKToXZj43E
>>5438225
>what presents did I get
Today I gave myself a 430 squat for a 25 pound PR.
Is making a "merry christmas" Tuppers Plot too autistic for a christmas card?
i could probably get the encoding done in the next hour if i work fast.
>tfw staying over at kawaii desu ne twinks house
>tfw I like the shit out of him
>tfw hes drunk and on acid right now
what do gaygen
>>5438944
Post butt, doesn't have to be naked.
>>5438944
lucky bastard my gym is closed for 3 days this holiday season
fucking christians stealing my gains
reeeeee
>>5438952
Merry xmas anon
>>5438956
That's lame, three days is too much.
>>5438962
You've got big hips, and big butt, and long hair you actually remind me of myself.
Thanks for the pic.
>>5438945
Fucking nerd
Depends who your giving the card too
>>5438946
nothing. it's rape if you do anything cuz he can't consent
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mQ4reLS8Lo
>>5438999
Are you sure you don't have wide hips? I may need more pics to be sure.
>tfw wide jawline
>tfw recessive chin
just fucking kill me
>>5439017
genioplasty?
If you could see some rare christmas pictures from one trip past or present who would it be?
>>5439031
s'yours
>>5439021
I got lucky once, can't blame me for trying. I didn't knew there was a gaygen trip with long hair.
Mine takes a fuckload of time to groom every day.
>>5439040
Before I dreaded my hair I used to brush it a lot.
>>5439031
i want a christmas twink
>>5439046
love the shoes.
Merry Christmas, /gaygen/! How are you celebrating it?
>pic related
>>5439046
People like you need to learn how to bring your jaw forward (or do a treatment for that) makes anyone's face look 100% better. It's a bit of effort that goes a long way in terms of appearance.
There's literally a lot of male models with "square jawlines" that are simply bringing their jaws forward.
Still I love the physique.
>tfw no fit smooth bf to give a tongue bath
>mfw I fell for the gainsgoblin instructor
Motherfuckers gave an almost all machine work out.
>>5439079
Alone
>>5439047
suuuuuuup
>>5439094
>ask for twink
>receive ayy
better than nothing
>>5439094
You look like a faggot
>>5439046
you low key cute
>>5439079
closeted, directionless, filled with anxiety and terrified of the future
here's to 2016
>>5439123
I was just saying you have an overbite, seems like you take an awful lot of work with your appearance to stop right on your face. Can't do anything if you don't want an advice tho.
Still a nice physique and a nice hair.
>tfw no feminine bf
:(
>>5439156
Does that mean i look bad?
>>5439154
gb2/an/
>>5439156
Of course they don't mind, an overbite doesn't make a difference when your mouth is stretched around "something".
>>5439164
/an/?
>>5439154
FUCK OFF KORRA YOU FUCKING APE NIGGER FUCK GO BACK TO YOUR CONTAINMENT GENERAL ON /MTFG/ YOU FUCKING NIGGER YOUR KIND IS NOT WELCOME HERE YOU FUCKING NIGGER!
GO BACK TO YOUR ANIME CANCER DON'T EVER FUCKING POST HERE AGAIN YOU GODDAMN NIGGER MOTHERFUCKER GO BACK TO POLICIING THE THREAD YOU FUCKING NIGGER!
I HOPE YOU HAVE A TERRIBLE CHRISTMAS YOU NIGGER!
>>5439162
You look fine, but should be working out black guys seem to have an easy time gaining muscles.
Still you have a cute face.
>>5439181
Thank you! I've stopped working out tho
Merry christmas guys
>>5439190
Who isn't a wrestling fan?
>>5439188
Then start doing it again, how are you going to pull a "feminine guy" off his feet, throw him on the bed use one of your hands to secure his, fuck him deep for hours while mouthfucking with the other hand, if you don't work out?
Gotta get that stamina from somewhere.
>>5439205
. . . .well I'm a virgin soooo. . . plus not really looking for sex just someone soft and hairless to cuddle with and hold hands
>>5439180
This
>>5439214
>not looking for sex
You've gotta rethink your life faam.
>>5438225
Got a Gachimuchi figure
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6QdSLeQ0494
>>5439231
Sex isn't that important to me
>>5439248
That seems terrible, aaand you're going to have a hard time finding another dude like that.
>waiting for someone you hate to make an appearance so you can hate them on Christmas day
I love me.
>>5439253
Its alright. I'm pretty used to being alone. 26 years of being single so what's a few more lol
>>5439265
I love me too.
>>5439265
>>5439271
I love you both!
Merry Christmas.
>>5439279
merry christmas chest
>>5439269
Seriously learn how to be a sex god and go get that femboy you want, he'll have the sex he needs and you can do all the cuddling you want afterwards. It's a win-win situation and relationships are a two way street.
>>5439279
Those mantiddies must look awesome clamped.
>>5439279
merry Christmas~
>>5439299
why don't i know what you look like
>>5439302
hey
its me
bry-i mean, ur brother
post pics pls
>>5439292
Sex is a complicated subject for me m8. Long story short I'm savning my v card for that special someone and I don't do casual sex or one night hookups
>>5439094
Post feet
>>5439306
I don't think there's a single inch of my body that gaygen hasn't seen. Lurk the archives, you'll find it.
>>5439292
>Those mantiddies must look awesome clamped.
Like nipple clamps?
>>5439308
Poor bastard, I'm at the same page, we'll probably both die virgins.
I still have a huge sex drive so I'm horny and frustrated most of the time.
How exactly will you know you found "the one"?
>>5439319
Yep
>>5439320
I'll let you know whenever i find someone to pity date me lol
>>5439330
I wouldn't know. I like my nips played with. I might have to give them a shot some time.
>MFW Boyfriend opens his gift tomorrow
[spoiler]H.R Giger's Biomechanics.[/spoiler]
>>5439225
Lol huh?
>>5439302
I gotta shave. I swear I posted my face before.
Yay, hooray, Christmas, etc.
>>5439368
Nice eyes
>>5439308
Just remember that a guy you want won't just fall into your lap. And you're cute imo but you're also black so that inherently makes finding a guy harder. You'll want to offset that.
Don't set yourself up for failure, or worse, resign yourself to failure. It can't end like this...
I have my personal opinions on the saving sex thing, but I'll leave that alone, people can really only convince themselves when it comes to that. Just remember that the chances of the person you give your virginity to being your soulmate are pretty damn low.
How important to you is it that whoever you fall for is also a virgin?
