straight guys you wanted to bang thread. what are your experiences
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straight guys you wanted to bang thread.
what are your experiences with straight friends you wanted to bang?
>be me
>junior year
>fall in love with straight friend when i move to new school
>spend pretty much every moment together
>he even ditches his childhood friend to hang out with me
>often lets me do gay ass things like use his butt as a pillow
>finds out i wanna bang him
>ditches me
>gets a gf
still wtih her remarkably, but hes gotten fat and ugly i didnt recognize his photo when i saw him.
>later that year
>fall in love with the neighbor boy
>comes over all the time to play resident evil 5
>we beat the game
>on my bed
>he just rolls over and lays there in the dark
>want to make a move
>remember what happened earlier this year with other guy
>decide its better to keep him as a friend
>six months later i move away
>he messages me on facebook
>admits he wanted to experiment with me
>mfw
>tfw straight
>tfw gay guys use mental gymnastics to prove that im gay when they get crushes on me
>>5434080
the hell you doing on /lgbt/? dont you have a containment board yet?
>>5434082
Im a tranny chaser. And im fucking bored. The bantet here is way too fucking good.
Don't worry id experiment with you if you were a cutey. I put out so its all good.
>>5434092
a-am I cute enough senpai?
>>5434102
Definitely senpai. You look like a bottom also. I want to spank you and make you cum princess.
>>5434111
>mfw im a top
>>5434122
We could always fight for who gets top. Im muscular though and fuzzy you would lose so you might as well just give up now tbqh...
>>5434126
>that reaction image
you really are just a homo, aren't you.
>>5434144
No but i do want to make you hard and put your pre cummies in my tummy...
>>5434151
>>5434154
Why does it bother you my orientation anyway? I already said I want your cum and to "experiment" whatever that means but ill leave that up to you daddy...
uhhh too many to list
>be le me at 16 years old
>share school bus with this hot jock boy
>be me a cute lanky nerd
>he's nice and goofy
>we become friends cuz we both like vidya
>he's really touchy feely
>joke wrestles me on the bus a lot
>lays on my lap sometimes
>he can tell I'm gay
>tells me to pretend blowjob him to scare the little kids on the bus next to us. do it. hnnnggg
>hugs me all the time when we meet
>always randomly tells me he loves me
>but he's definitely straight and finds messing with me amusing
>moves away that year :*(
>be le me senior year at 18
>a hot new guy moves to my class
>average height and muscly
>he's super cute/friendly
>no touchy feely stuff but he's really nice to me
>we get drunk and smoke weed one night
>end up back at my house
>laying together in bed laughing at random shit
>want to suck his dick sooo badly
>can feel the sexual tension. the weed is making it a little weird and I'm getting a little paranoid
>still closeted
>want to touch his dick when he falls asleep and cuddle him
>don't end up doing it. too tired from smoking and pass out next to him
there was also another cute muscly basketball player that loved me for whatever reason in high school. I think he found me hilarious and could probably tell that I'm gay. He'd say shit like "bro, I'd die for you" and would pick me up and swing me around lol
this same sort of shit happened with a hot muscleboy roommate in college. he'd always wrestle me on my bed
WHY DO CUTE STRAIGHT GUYS LIKE TEASING ME SO MUCH? :*(
some of them are so touchy feely and it FUCKING KILLS ME. man, sometimes I just wanna die when I think about what could have been if it was more normal for straight guys to have gay sex for fun
I have a few more, but I don't want to get out of hand. sigh.
>>5434162
i suppose because theres a large culture of gay guys saying they are 'straight' because it gives them a sense of superiority even though they regularly engage in gay activities. they think that being gay is just the culture surrounding it now, so anyone who's skinny, pretty, or just looks like a bottom is inherently their 'bitch' and they are superior to them and should be worshipped.
obviously not universal, but whenever i see a homo claiming to be straight to whatever degree, it gives me a chuckle. i feel its more rare to be into gay culture than not these days.
>>5434073
>have a friend
>doing similar gay ass things time to time
>say fuck it one day, more than a year ago
>come out before going home from their place
>he handles it pretty bad, then we just stand there awkwardly
>says he will go in and that he needs to think
>goodbye and I head home
>two days pass and we start gaming and skype
>we talk like two lines about this and that's it
>more than a year and it was never brought up
>a few weeks later he got a girlfriend
>becomes friend with a guy from his workplace
After that it got a twist, I became friends with the guy and did a whole cycle of 3rd wheeling each other for a few days, but everything settled. Was weird.
>tfw still friends and I'm on skype with him at this second (he smoking outside and I shitpost in the mean time)
Almost got OP'd
>>5434172
No im definetely straight.
I don't equate erping with gay dudes on the internet to be gay. I just really want to make boys cum ._. But I see where you are coming from. My kind is definietly cancer.
Do a lot of gay men pretend to be straight just to get those straight fetishers?
>>5434179
>im definitely straight
>just wnna make boys cum
>my kind cancer
its like you cant go five seconds without saying something horribly conflicting.
>do a lot of gay men pretend to be straight just to get those straight fetishers
id imagine so yeah. if you go to craigslist its 99% saying 'STRAIGHT GUYS ONLY' as if theres a large community of straight men looking for internet hook ups with other guys.
I've emailed them saying im straight and my girlfriends on the rag to get laid though, so thats a thing.
but the issue im talking about isnt guys pretending to be straight so much as deluding themselves to be straight. im not out to my friends so i 'pretend' to be straight around them. but i dont delude myself by claiming to be straight to the guys while talking about having ample sex with men just because i dont 'date' them or because i dont know any songs by nicki minaj.
>>5434190
You talk too much. Just fuck my fuzzy bp and cum inside of me. Ill make up for the straights you missed out on.
told this story before:
>best friend forever since we were 5. we're both early 20's
>have fantasized about fucking him a lot
>hang out whenever we can
>"hang out" usually means enjoying adult beverages
>we go out one night already pretty lit
>go to local pub and get further lit
>go to walk home
>local youths start giving us shit
>friend is the type that will fight at the drop of a hat
>oh look... a hat has dropped
>can't leave him on his own so join in
>decent fight, youths leave
>friend is pretty bloody
>get him home, drag him to shower
>strip him down
>he can barely stand up so I strip down and get in shower with him
>wash off blood. luckily it's not bad, just messy
>get him out, dry him off, mend wound
>get him into his bed
>was staying over anyway so climb into bed with him
>cold so snuggle to his back
>few minutes later bed is rhythmically shaking
>he's jerking off
>reach around and start jerking him off. he doesn't say anything
>minute or so later he grunts and cums. next thing he's snoring
>I'm pressed up against him, hard as diamonds
>know I could easily fuck his ass and he'd never wake up
>instead slip my cock between his thighs, use his cum as lube and fuck his thighs until I cum
>next morning get up and leave before he awakes.
>>5434217
post pics.
>>5434224
dam thats hot
I met a guy where I worked 11 years ago and we've stayed in touch since then. I really like him and have thought about asking if I could suck his cock. He's married with a couple of kids so I've just backed off.
He texted me a few days ago telling me he's getting a divorce and we're going to meet for drinks next week. I'm seriously thinking about propositioning him. I have no clue if he's bi or straight.
>>5434073
this happened exactly one year ago today, I remember it was the last day of work before we got off for christmas vacation
>been crushing on extremely hot coworker who has gay mannerisms
>genuinely think I have a chance because of how we always make each other laugh, and his habits of casually touching me like on the arm to punctuate a sentence
>on that day after work he gets met by a girl who he hugs and kisses
>'oh anon this is my fiancee'
merry christmas
>>5434241
no need to proposition mate, talking about it is generally how straight guys get scared off with experimenting. if something just 'happens' its not really gay. its just two guys getting drunk and oooops.
but if you ask he has to make a conscious decision to be gay or not. j sut get drunk, go back to your place, act a little rough housey, with a slight edge of cuddlesome. and you'll get laid.
>>5434224
I call bullshit.