Lads answer me this. I'm straight but I look kinda like
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Lads answer me this.
I'm straight but I look kinda like pic related but with black hair.
If I were to say, get fugged in the butt (just to see how it felt), where should I look for a top and would it feel good?
>>5419565
That sounds like a terrible idea.
I recommend you to buy some anal toy if you want to try it out.
>>5419565
Just do it.
If you want to feel better about it, seek a brazilian tgirl with nice cock.
>>5419565
Buy a dildo, you idiot.
>>5419565
Girls at kink gatherings are more likely to have (experience with) strap-ons. Fet clubs and burlesque events/festivals are probably a safer bet than the general public.
Why's this thread here, instead of /adv/?
>>5419621
Bum bum bi dum
>>5419669
someone like this
I don't know why, but Brazilians do know how to top.
>>5419593
This t b h. If you still like it, then look for someone.
i'll fug you in the butt :^)
London?
>>5419750
pic? gonna be in that area in a couple months
>>5419801
>posting face pics on a chinese smoke signal network
>>5419807
>like it even matters
>>5419811
>still a no Jamal
>>5419750
Actually there are tons of straight dudes who happen to like anal play.
If you really want to get fucked by a stranger with no prior experiences you are not going to like it.
>>5419826
c'mon ya lil bitch
*smacks lips*
show me dat boypussy
>>5419847
But I've seen gay porn of guys like me just getting their boypussys pounded and they seem to love it.
>>5419894
they like the idea of being fucked by a man. if that sounds hot to you, you'll like it. do you know that feeling you get when you take a really good shit?
it just feels like that
>>5419894
First of all porn isn't a realistic depiction of sex. And secondly anal takes some practice or it's going to hurt a lot and certainly won't be enjoyable.
>>5419565
So let me get this clear, you want to try gay penis up the butt? Purely out of curiosity? Or just anal play in general?
>download grindr
>say ur a straight bi curious qt who wants to try it up the butt
>send pics
>identify classy aids-free gay man
>get to know him for a few hours
>explain your specific urge to experiment
>engage
Recommend sticking a few fingers up there to loosen it up.
>>5419565
>I'm straight but
GET THE FUCK OUT YOU GODDAMN HOMO
>>5419963
If you look like the twink in OP, you would probably get a response in 10-15 minutes top.
Still, you shouldn't go around letting any old sleeze fuck you. It will probably take a patient 2 hours to identify a cool guy.
Also, you want to be fucked by an average or slightly above average cock your first time, not someone with a giant dick or you'll be hurtin'
>>5420002
Don't masc/muscle guys dislike twinks though?
Or is that just a meme?
>>5420013
huge meme. twinks are highly desired
gay hierarchy is something like this:
1. young muscle boys/twunks
2. twinks
3. muscle men
4. bears
5. out of shape young guys
6. everything else
You're looking for a man to fuck you and it's owning a dildo that you think will threaten your heterosexuality?
Is this a Brit thing?
>>5420113
probably just doesn't want his mum to find his dildo
kek
>>5420113
Kek
>>5420013
Utter falsehood. Twinks are a staple of my diet.
>>5420359
Calling your asshole boypussy I'd say you are at least a 4 on the kinsey scale. Wanting to be fucked rather than fuck I'd say your getting closer to a five.
>>5420373
It's called banter mate
>>5420380
Sure, sure. See you at parade next year homo.
>>5420387
I can't be seen at a parade senpai I'm a Conservative guy.
>>5420397
>conservative guy
See you at the parades when you get out of that closet.
>>5420485
>implying I'll ever 'come out'
I'm straight, I just think it's a hot idea to think os some muscle guy dominating me.
>>5420061
kek
in theory, maybe
but we all know it's just
>everything and anything
>>5420492
See you at the parades.
>>5419750
Leeds here, kek.
>>5419593
gatekeeper pls go
>>5420587
Ayy bbygurl, damn right there, and my twin brother lives in York too.
>>5420611
Ha, how about that.
>I'm straight
>I want a man to fuck me in the ass
Jesus christ. Every fucking day here on /denial/
>>5420631
Look, I'm just experimenting bro.
Please don't be heteroquestioningphobic.
>>5420664
Did you know that Cleopatra was the Queen of the nile?
>>5420678
OP being the King of course. King of the nile.
>>5420689
The nile. De nile.
Denial.
>>5420785
Ah okay. I get it.
Look mate I'll shave and de hair myself tonight and put some town pics up tomorrow and you'll all see how straight I am.
>>5420800
I look forward to this (different anon).
>>5420800
Please do, also if you could follow up with some masturbation and anal pics, that'd be grand.
>>5419565
>Straight
>Looks like pic
Share your ass with the people you greedy motherfucker!
