Bearded chubby appreciation thread
>>5332533
Cute. Love me some bearded chubs.
agreed, tfw no chubby bearded qt
>>5332533
how is this /lgbt/ related?
>>5332963
Because only gays like fat men with beards
>>5333049
Because there a lot of advantages to date a bearded fat man .
>>5333273
Name one that isn't the same "they're better cuddlers" shit everyone always says.
>>5333333
>>5333333
HEXES
YOU DONE GOT HEXES, SON.
>>5333333
Not self-centered about their body.
>>5333333
Bears are hot and fat people are supposed to be nice or something
I love fat guys with beards, but I fucking hate the 'bear face' that so many of them make. You know, that "look I'm so shy and quirky" face that 14 year old white girls make on tumblr, except on a guy. It turns me off instantly and looks so fucking annoying.
Pic related
This >>5333273 guy's expression isn't quite as bad, but is still annoying as fuck. Why can't people just fucking smile?
>>5333409
>Why can't people just fucking smile?
Pic related. See the difference?
>>5333427
Where's his eyes
>>5333469
in his eye sockets. where else would they be?
>>5333469
here, I even labelled them for you!
>>5333333
They last longer in bed.
>>5333333
why does there have to be besides the fact that i find them attractive
>>5333485
isn't that up to the guy in question?
>>5333485
Idk about last longer, but chubby guys are def the best in bed. I don't k ow if they think they have something to prove, but the best dickings I've ever had are from heavyset guys
>>5333409
I'm a bear (and OP btw) and I don't smile for the simple reason that I barely can.
I have a scar on that area between the lips and the nose and must have touched the nerves.
The stach hides tho' but if I smile my mouth tooks a square shape. Not super sexy.
>>5333840
Well, that's different. I wouldn't knock on you for that, but being able to smile and intentionally choosing some stupid tumblr face is unforgivable.
>>5333333
HEXES CONFIMRED
BEARS ARE DEAD
fr tho idk I love their big bodies, body hair is fucking hot. And if their dicks uncut I will go insane don't care how big it is
>>5333561
I'd say it's probably because they're less narcissistic and therefore not so selfish
>>5333427
10/10 would let him pound my ass to a bloody pulp
sigh~ there's just something about big hairy guys...
>>5333897
But you are in this pic
>>5334450
Amazing atheist is that you?
fr tho how fucking hot is jontron
>tfw no qt who is attracted to my 6'2" 320lb ass is anywhere near me.
>>5334696
Show us the booty
>>5334516
not at all and he's annoying as fuck, to boot
why do they always wear glasses?
if i take them off will they die?
>>5334696
If only you were near me, no one near my age in Oregon
>>5335590
It would be extremely painful
>>5336098
ah, you're a big guy
>>5336108
For you
>>5336304
Dude you are insanely handsome :o
>>5332533
you look like a guy who posts on craigslist to find casual sex
Well what the hell. Bi guy from Chicago reporting in.
>>5336531
That's not me buddy
That's Noah Elliot
>>5336850
You remind me of this guy
>>5336850
literal neckbeard
>>5336912
Yeah, I really need to trim it down one of these days. But I'm from Chicago and winter is here so you know how it is.
>>5333427
qt alert, activate boipussy, I need to know his name
>>5336850
Incomplete beards are such a pain in the arse.
That fell when you got almost the whole set , but you don't any connectors/beard underside your lips.
>>5333333
>>5333333
>>5333333
HOLY FUCK NIGGER
>tfw you will never be sexually dominated by a gay neckbeard.
>>5340755
iktf
>>5333333
They tend to like LARPing and DnD
>>5340755
I just wanna watch his belly wobble as he fucks me
this thread is a joke, right?
>>5341355
>some people like gay neckbeards
>not some gym obsessed fit guy or some weak inferior hairless sissy faggot
>reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>5341488
I'm not angry, anon.
Just disappointed.
Bumping for the silly faces
>>5341488
Not this gay neckbeard shit again. This is why everyone thinks we're freaks
>>5341872
>liking normal men means we are freaks
>faggot gets naked, acts like a girl, some even take hormones to look more like sissies, that is not freaks
2015 everyone.
>>5341878
Being a girl is normal, being a fat unwashed fuck is not.
>>5341879
>Being a girl is normal
whatever you tell yourself hon ;^)
All I want is an older white superchub who likes to bottom, that isn't ugly in the face and isn't really gross sexually but it's impossible.
I'm 21, fit and hung this shouldn't be so hard.
>>5342067
Kill yourself.
>>5342189
Why?
>>5333333
Name one advantage of heaven that isn't the same "eternal happiness" shit everyone says.
OH YOU CAN'T GUESS HEAVEN SUCKS
"better cuddlers" is perfectly valid
they aren't even better cuddlers because they all smell like fucking swamp ass garbage
>>5342067
>superchub
>that isn't ugly in the face
>isn't really gross sexually
everybody, point and laugh
>>5336943
http://perfcub.tumblr.com
>>5332533
I don't know why I like bearded chubby guys so much
>>5350098
might as well have a scat fetish
>>5350121
Nah
I'm good f︂︂a︂m
>>5332533
They're not usually my type but I got to post here cause I just lost my virginity to one last night.
>>5350257
So how was the experience?
>>5341872
Really? Now I'm into all sizes, but last I recalled a majority of caricatures of gay men are overtly effeminate, and the ones most people think and make fun of.
>>5334696
>>tfw no qt who is attracted to my 6'2" 320lb ass is anywhere near me.
And my problem is you are my type but I am NOT a qt, I am 6'2" 358lbs.
>>5333409
fucking agreed
in fact thats one of the reasons why I dont like women
I dont respect people that make these kind of faces when taking pictures
>>5336850
Im sorry but I hate your face
specially in the mouth area
I think that if you lost some wheight, youd look much better
some weight, not all of it
>>5350912
don't you dare suggest that they post that disgusting mess in here
>>5334516
Don't usually like beards but I would have Jontron fuck me for daaays
>>5350976
>Come on anons
>Show some of those bodies in this thread
>don't you dare suggest that they post that disgusting mess in here
Sorry, the law has spoken.
>>5351361
>1 anon is the law
>>5350946
why?
because it would make you upset?
leave if you dont like this thread dummy
it is good being a gay chubby bear desu, unlike sissies and faggots people take you seriously at work and still have a hard time believing you am gay.
It is like being gay but without the stigma, it is awesome.
>>5352217
Intelligent people don't come in threads they have no interest in.
>>5352217
>implying everyone is as shallow as you
>>5352393
>le bleeding heart who cares about fat guys
Don't you have anything better to do than care ;^)
Sorry, we ain't changing just to stop triggering you.
>>5352393
>>it is good being morbidly obese with heart disease and dying at 40
>obese =/= chubby/bear
thx for your concern buddy
would you laugh at trannies because they have a mental disease?
>le yes
then what are you doing here?
>>5353333
Why must everything be categorized in the lgbt community?
>>5353324
>would you laugh at trannies because they have a mental disease?
of course not! mental illness is a very serious issue with no cures or easy treatments.
being a fat lard fuck downing 20 cheeseburger a day is easy to stop
>>5353333
I only care about not seeing them in the way that you wouldn't want to see a cartel execution video
>>5354625
>I get triggered by cute manly bears
Either get taste or grow up ;^)
>>5357466
>obesity
>cute
>>5354625
Im depressed and i get no retribution from working out nor the idea of being thin and better looking
Being on antidepressants made a huge difference, now there is an emotional "reward" to caring about stuff and suddenly working out now has a purpose and not eating/smoking pot/even watching porn as much is much easier now that I get a proper amount of dopamine in my brain from mundane activities (such as walking, listening to music, hanging out with people, etc)
I choose to be fat and i would do it again if i was presented with the same alternatives (eat/smoke/fap or be bored)
No one would tell a trannie to be straight the same way you tell me to lose weight
Everyone can lose weight, I just never felt like fucking doing it
Until i started on antidepressants
>>5357474
why are you so angry?
the only person to ever mention obesity here is you
overweight doesnt mean obese, chubby doesnt mean obese
skinny doesnt mean healthy
bear doesnt mean unhealty
you are just annoying
are you being a troll just for the lulz on a lgbt board?
why?
do you have some sort of issues regarding weight?
>>5358718
>all that text
butthurt
>>5359090
Oh so youre a troll
K my bad
>>5358718
i can almost hear your fat flabby fingers flailing on your greasy cheese-covered keyboard
Chubby guys are so horrible :^)
>>5360844
Hello again Wiz! This thread is going great.
Beauty is in the eyes of the beholder.
Nobody asked nor forced you to come over here and dropping dense and meaningless bullshit.
For sure chubby=/=obesity. And yes , it's not the most healthy lifestyle ever but goddamn it's comfy.But , there are many others and this is not the topic.
Why would you care about the health if someone you clearly despise? That doesn't make any sense.
The LGBT community is falling apart.
>>5361151
>comfy
>walk to the fridge for your 5th coke today
>out of breath by the time you reach it
>can't bend over to grab it
>fat fingers can't open the can
>heave your fat fucking mess back to the couch
>collapse on it, it breaks
so comfy
>>5361172
My sweet child , have you really read what I wrote?
I'm chubby , chunky, bearded and gay , I don't get breathless everytime I need to do shit.
Bad bait mate, bad bad bait.
All trolls must be ignored. This thread need more cute bears :3
>>5360844
T-t-thanks Wiz for joining
Since when did fatwas and bear become interchangeable? Triggered desu
>>5334516
Bumping for Jaunt, jeezus fucking christ he's cute to hell and back
>>5361654
>jesus fuck he's got cleavage rofl
I love him for that
>>5361678
Oh JonTron senpai...
>>5360695
Why are gay men always so rude?
I lost like 20 kilos
Im getting there
>>5361172
What is your problem?
Did your daddy bear rape you?
You can call a bear lifestyle as unhealthy as any other kind of gay fetish
Id mych rather be a gay hairy guy than a damaged cum dump like you
>>5361377
I would post more but im uggo
>>5362307
Come on! Show me your belly and I'll show you mine.
>>5362307
JUST DO IT
>>5361606
bears are gross desu, too muscle-y and too hairy
>>5363136
you kinda look retarded, honestly
>>5363136(You)
>Pulling an image from twitter
>>5361172
>bears are 500lb americans in scouters
Gotta love it when people get to buttblasted they have to overexxagerate this much
>>5364641
I know right. FUCK WALMART!
Where do you even find a bf like this?
>>5368456
mcdonalds
>>5368465
mind those edges, don't want you to cut yourself shitlord
>>5368510
he's not wrong. Fattie in da back, you can find at any fat food restaurant.
Slightly leaner guy in the front you can find at any bar.
>>5368510
woah there
you should eat a snickers
>>5368577
not the kind of nuts I like to put in my mouth :-p
My name is Quentin. I'm 26 hmu! 7*2*4*6_5_1*88*71 I'm a bottom baby. I love to take it deep. I'm confident in my ability to pleasure a man. Wanna trade pix? Guys only. Not into women.
>>5368597
badum tss
>>5368624
don't forget to tip your waitress
>>5368465
I honestly will keep it in mind
>>5368456
He's cute but what's wrong with his eyes?
>>5361558
>being a man
>having breasts
pick one
>>5370065
they waved a cheeseburger in front of the camera
>>5368456
>that otter chaser
>>5370065
Tryna do a puppy stare with one eye looking at another direction
Why hide in the closet when you have perfectly good curtains?
>>5371695
Top kek
>>5371695
would look cuter with short hair.
but I know why you have long hair and I respect that.
you seem like a pretty cool guy to hang out hit me up if you want ya ass ate
>>5377130
why would you ever eat a fat guy's ass
they can barely wipe
>>5333427
my nonexistent oraries exploded
>>5377380
Why would you ever eat a thin guy's ass
They are full of literal aids and are leaking because their hole has been stretched by thousand cocks
>>5341866
You look like someone I went to school with
I hope you're not him
Does your name start with A?
>>5379128
No it does not, my name starts with a D.
But why are you hoping I'm not him?
Why do people have been to denigrate something in order to like something else?
E.g : I like this type of men , and since this guy isn't beautiful to me according to my standards , he must be mocked on his most apparent flaw.
I mean , thin guys , fit guys , twinks aren't my type of men. But I don't feel the urge to criticize them about let's be honest shallow reasons.
In some countries homosexuality is punished by death penalty.
Why when straight don't judge us some of us have to, aren't we all in the same boat?
frig off you randy bobandy cheeseburger gargling fat fucks
>>5379957
he looks qt, would fag
>>5379957
Nice chest hair :3
how many bears have you run into?
they are pretty rare to find on the wild (pun not intended)
>>5383746
50. In a year and half. I'd had some kind of "phase" back there (2 years ago)
>>5383746
agreed, finding other gays just by your day to day activities is a fucking pain
since when is it okay to be fat?
disgusting
>>5393679
since shitposting became ok
>kill urself desu
>>5393941
xd
as if jabba the hutt appreciation thread isn't worse
>>5390538
The thing about bears is that we tend to not be so obviously fabulously gay, so you probably meet a lot more of us than you would think but assume we're straight.
>>5393679
Since people care more about a nice guy with a nice character and a cuddly warm hairy belly instead of some shallow faggot.
>>5394217
No that is statistics and my experience, the only 2 bears I really liked and worked with were fucking straight and kinda homophobic..
>>5394189
at least some people like fat guys
on the other hand, no one likes you
>leave if you dont like this thread
>>5333485
Taking longer to find their button dicks under all dat flab doesn't count as lasting longer in bed nonny.
>>5395673
what do you have against bears?
why do you come to these threads?
why did you feel the need to shitpost in something so subjective as a fetish?
>>5368456
i know a latino bear that looks exactly like the guy in glasses.
>>5395679
No i just find it funny and perhaps slightly annoying every time i come to this fucking board this thread is always here. Like we get it, you have self esteem issues, fucking chill.
>>5395679
For starters, they are not fucking bears. Bears are fit hairy and sexy. They are blobs. Now if you were fucking honest about that and stop trying to be something you ain't you wouldnt get this shit. Dont insult real bears like that, it aint cool brah.
>>5395704
you are annoyed? why?
if anything, you are the one that is insecure
you felt the need to come here just to shitpost
I like fat people and I dont mind being fat, thats the whole point
>>5395728
>crying on 4chan
dude why are you here?
OMG HE IS SO CUTE LOOK AT HIM
>>5395743
trying to make 4chan a better place
>1 shitposter at a time
>>5395736
AAANNNDDDD this is why you always get shit when you post these threads, if you said you just liked these kinds of guys without making out that everyone who doesn't like what you like are shallow etc you would not get people calling out the truth that your fat blobby ass is desperate for acceptance. aint gonna happen hon, go back to fucking your mlp plush.
Also
>my definition of a bear more closely resembles actual bears
So you are into beastiality? Guess it makes sense, the animal doesn't have to look at your fugly greasy mug as you rape it from behind eh? Must make you feel like such a man.
>>5395759
By...crying on 4chan?
Dude you are so retarded kek
>>5395754
Is he pregnant?
>>5395679
Insecurity m8, and jealousies that people like what he considers ugly and not him.
He doesn't realise how ugly he is inside
>>5395754
he kinda is senpai
>>5395782
Only fugly people say that lol. Also pot meet kettle.
>>5395775
you got me
I surrender to your superior arguing skills
>autist
>>5395795
>Thinks doing this someone covers the sound of butthurt
Should you be out sucking dawkings dick or something?
>>5395754
I dunno how you gonna fit that xmas turkey in the oven anon.
>>5395770
>AAANNNDDDD this is why you always get shit when you post these threads
you dont get to say that when you are the only one shitposting here hon
> if you said you just liked these kinds of guys without making out that everyone who doesn't like what you like are shallow
wow how desperate, when did I said that?
you are the one that is intolerant of other people fetishes
>you would not get people calling out the truth that your fat blobby ass is desperate for acceptance
>people as in you
why am I desperate for attention?
please explain me how did you come to that conclusion
>So you are into beastiality?
yes but real bears scare me
oh boy, now you are just being silly
again, why come to this thread if its making you this salty?
leave before you give yourself an aneurysm
>>5395809
Ah ok, ty bb
for you, i'm all about the love
>>5395799
>>5395809
Fuck I see what you mean anon, didn't realise he was that retarded should have ignored him and his baiting ass in the beginning. He's kind of hard to ignore-like a child who keeps asking why until you give up and think they are smarter.
>>5395799
holy shit
why are you so angry anon?
you are making a fool out of yourself
take it down a notch
>>5395809
its fun tho
>>5395835
I ain't even responding to them and they are still bitching. Top kek.
>>5395754
actual perfection desu, cute face + cute big belly
chubby bearded men are the hottest. i can't even imagine dating any other kind of guy desu.
tfw bf of 5 years is big, tall and bearded <3333333
>>5333333
my insecure, ugly ass can always settle for them :3
>>5332533
Fat people is disgusting. Eww
>>5397325
Isn't he a ginger too?
>>5395698
>tfw no obese cheeseburger neckbeard bf
>>5398247
I like Axel Brandt. Pretty hot for a top with a right amount of belly
>>5398922
Where exactly do you see a beard?
Nice shirt tho'
>>5398938
Beard wasn't the point since I wanted Wiz's attention
I mean there's a neckbeard but eh
>>5398247
>hairy muscle normie freak
>cute chubby guy
Sorry, I like bears so the bear is the cute guy
>>5399216
these guys are the best
>>5399297
Anon, please, my dick can't handle it and I am in public.
>>5399303
I can go for days
I don't understand the appeal, mostly because every fat bearded guy I know has terrible hygiene. I wouldn't mind the weight if they at least made an effort to look nice and not smell like shit.
>>5399364
>terrible hygiene
Do you live in Africa or something
>>5398247
kind of? his beard is red but the hair on his head is like golden blond
>>5395698
Nome of those are bears
>>5335590
http://www.rebuildyourvision.com/blog/food-for-your-eyes/can-obesity-be-a-factor-in-poor-vision-health/
>>5361558
>that gynecomastia is so sexy
>>5400440
agreed, those feminine boobs ruin him
>>5400654
"Who-hoo, man! I can't wait for niggas to start hatin', I can't wait!"
>>5400704
M-Moar.
>>5400757
>>5401114
>>5401120
>>5402481
of course it's satire, you'd have to be brain damaged to like this shit
>>5333333
https://viddotme/wMPh
>>5402481
>cute guys got painted funny
It is a joke you dumb faggot, I posted it.
Don't worry thoug, you ll never get a real man like this since you are b win washed to like what society says is beautiful ;^)
>>5402534
I like how you actively take part in this thread although you hate it and it makes you angry
>>5405042
but the last guy is too old
>>5408367
How old? He doesn't look it.
BUMPing for moar bearded cuties.
>have bearded chubby friend
>he's bi but mostly closeted
>seriously low self esteem (totally unfounded imho)
>always saying how he's going to die alone
>at least 3 people have shown interest in him for him to turn them down
>mfw want my friend to be happy
>>5411590
good on him for not letting people date fat fucks
>>5411729
That's what I tell him! For a time there, he had folks throwing themselves at him! He seems to have a selective memory when he's in self-deprication mode. He turned down them down because he either psyched himself out and panicked or just wasn't interested, or a combination of the two.
>>5411729
please, he did his suitors a favor
if he really wanted to do good he'd off himself
>>5395698
THANK YOU
>>5395698
No one would even think of Carl as a bear Smh
>>5411794
wow
whats your problem?
>>5411794
overweight over here and i agree with this
>>5395682
They all look like that. I know because I'm married to one.
This thread.
>>5383746
in SF I hang with them like everyday.
>There are people who wouldnt want to get fugged by this
Am I a cub or a chub?
>>5425250
fucking hell forgot to resize.
>>5425250
Pretty cute either way, probably cub
>>5423893
Literally who?
>>5430294
Mike Jones
>>5425277
You're just gross, senpai.
>>5431404
Nah
He looks good f︂︂a︂m
