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Gay General: Tryptophan Withdrawls Edition


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>tfw no serotonin inducing bf
watdo /gaygen/?

tinychat: /gaygen

leftovers: >>5298484
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I'll just leave this here
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>>5299645
who is the kid in the last frame?
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>>5299646
5652
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>>5299646
5652
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>tfw becoming too masc for my own good

Remember not to fatpost, lads.
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>>5299641
Actually, oxytocin and dopamine are the primary chemicals involved with relationships, love and sex.
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>>5299648
>>5299649
lol, thanks. I thought it might be Hitler but then normal hair.
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>>5299651
I have stuffed all these chemicals in my body. None of them kept my bed warm.

Luckily the guy with drugs was also a hooker. [rimshot]
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Which trips are the biggest memes?
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Oh my God fuck I found something awesome I'm not showing any of you.
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>>5299663
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>>5299668
wow I didn't expect it to go in like that :o

The weirdest part was that it didn't hurt at all.
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>>5299687
fucking disgusting
#1 i hope you disinfected that
# 2 take a shower u spotty cunt
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>>5299687
wat
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>>5299650
Is this considered fat?
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>>5299687
Only after the fact... I wiped down the area with rubbing alcohol. Oh boy now it's starting to hurt. Infection city here I come. I'm such a fucking dumbass
>>5299698
I was just dicking around with a sewing pin and wondered if it could pierce the skin and actually go in me... Turns out all you have to do is apply the right amount of pressure in the right way... Bad late night idea...
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>>5299706
Top part meant for >>5299695
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>>5299700
Y-yes. Also the male equivalent of a gamur gurl, 0/10.
I-It's not like I want to use him as a human mattress/pillow or anything..
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>>5299706
you wondered if a pin would puncture skin...?
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felt really anxious tonight and started thinking about how time is more than likely non-linear and how i probably haven't lived through most of my past experiences yet and how this means that there's no such thing as free will... this made me think about how there's more than likely some sort of force like gravity controlling the actions and thoughts of all living beings and how everything is just happening because it needs to happen. but even then can i trust my own thoughts? because what if we're not seeing the big picture here? what if the earth really is flat and we're just unable to comprehend it because of our minds and our laws aren't there yet. the world might as well be flat. time might as well be flat. what if the air we breathe is filled with some sort of low key psychedelic and we're all just tripping and we're actually just cavemen tripping in caves thinking we're living these vivid and crazy lives? i'm going back to bed i guess.
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>>5299713
unoriginal + not interesting
go back to sleep
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>>5299717
true and true.
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>>5299713
reading this post was like im 15yo and tripping on mushrooms again
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>>5299713
How high are you right now booger?
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>>5299724
>doing mushrooms at 15
degenerate pls
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>>5299710
You can rest your head on his thighs while he plays his gaymur guy games
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>>5299725
not at all. just drowsy and anxious. i actually haven't smoked weed in a really long time now, at least for me... and i haven't done psychs in months...

>>5299726
yeah psychs as a teen are dangerous. i'm making sure my kids don't experiment with them until their frontal lobe fully develops.
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>>5299726
>Not spending your teenage years tripping balls with good friends.

Pleb
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>>5299726
lol i was only 13yo the first time i did mushrooms
like u can talk anyway
>>5299731 t h i s
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>>5299712
I... Uh... I guess I wanted to do it, but didn't quite think it through.

Consulting dr google it seems like I'll be ok, given that it was clean (although not totally sterile), it was very small diameter wise, and it didn't break off inside the wound.
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>>5299687
>>5299736
so this is g w/ pd?
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>>5299735
I've never took mushrooms but I used to buy 100's of acid tabs online and take/sell them with/to friends. Haven't touched them in a while though but I still smoke weed every day.
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>>5299710
This guy looks like such a pussy. He looks infertile.
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>>5299713

I'm pretty sure there's no free will, but there's perception and it's good within the tracks to pretend there is free will in order to maintain a perception of satisfaction as you run snapping your jaw down at an eternally fleeing mouse tail like a Hungry Hungry Hippo unleashed.

Like, for instance, right this minute I feel a sense of disdain for the losers I affiliate with who keep making verbal agreements and backing out. Maybe dragging me down, the loyalty I pay to these people. And the people in town can't tell affection from a mole on their ass, and the people out here are all idiots with contempt for them. Ah, fuckers, factors, pull the strings!

>>5299724

I'm jealous. I ought to have done mushrooms at 15.
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>>5299737
What?
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>>5299739
>tfw your back will never be that divine
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>>5299735
>like u can talk anyway
I stayed safe and only used opiates
not like your reckless shroom binges

>>5299731
I'm a good church going boy
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>>5299730

Haha. Doesn't your frontal lobe not even fully develop until 24?
Fuck all that shit. People need to live while they can. Your frontal lobe doesn't grow in 'til mid-20s, your raging hormones are only guaranteed serious droppage at like 30,,, pop-sci adulthood is bullshit, you grow a pair and fuck and die.
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>>5299737
Oh, no, that was me forgetting to clear out the quick reply thing, because I use the legacy captcha on my phone.

dw your beloved is not as dumb as I am
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>>5299736
Also it went in like less than an inch
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>>5299741
nevermind thought you were a trip.

>>5299740
yeah i'm pretty sure there's no free will either. this makes me think there might be meaning to life then. that our actions our used as some bizarre power source for the universe in order to keep existence going.

>>5299745
yeah around 25. but i kind of regret taking l so young... i think it fucked me up. i still see fractals till this day. just randomly...

>>5299746
ok good lmaooo but i dont think you're dumb.
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>>5299752
Nigga I stuck a non-sterile (it didn't have shit on it but it wasn't sterilized in rubbing alcohol) sewing pin into my thigh just to see if I could do it.

Pretty dumb
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>>5299752

Nah s'all chemical reactions imo. There's no meaning, do whatever, etc. You'll at least think it was you doing it, which is pretty cool.

I occasionally have some flashback-ish things. But fractals sound kinda cool.
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>>5299743
... is this sarcastic? This should be sarcastic.
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>>5299743
>I stayed safe and only used opiates

Hahahahahahahaha
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>>5299752
Maybe the drugs just made you recognize your fucked uppedness.
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>>5299729
Y-you too.

>>5299739
I'll impregnate him one day, you'll see!
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>>5299738
acid>>>>shrooms t b h
liberty caps anyway
the shrooms that grow in mexico and s america are peng
>>5299740
spending the entirety of my adolescence fd up probably explains why i am how i am now
>>5299743
yh mushroom withdrawals are the worst
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>>5299760
your actions were dumb, but you yourself are probably not dumb.

>>5299761
we should do ayahuasca together tbqh... when it's warmer. fractals are cool but its weird seeing them in the grass when i'm sober af.

>>5299769
maybe. but i go to a therapist regularly and i'm told i'm just depressed so idk... i don't think i'm "fucked up" per se. not like i see shit and believe it's there. or like have vivid auditory hallucinations. ;~;
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ive been 100% gay since age 11 but ever since i started stoning on the reg i've started feeling curious about/jerking off to the thought of girls
is weed making me biscum or is tfwnobf driving me insane
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>>5299780

I prefer shrooms as far as trips. Though it could just have been the relative amounts I did and things I did and company I kept.

>>5299780

Maybe!

>>5299783

That sounds good.
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>>5299762
Why would I joke about the Lord?

>>5299780
I've never done any kind of psychedelic before
ketamine is p chill tho
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>never did drugs as a kid

on the one hand, i feel like i missed out
on the other, im in one of the worlds top universities and have stellar job prospects and an assured future

swings n roundabouts i guess
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>>5299797
your job isnt real. you arent real. and you are going to die no matter what you achieve. and all your accomplishments will be lost in time.
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>>5299646
5652
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>>5299791
>ketamine
gl with that
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>>5299780
Yeah I remember dropping about 400 micro grams and staring at my wallpaper as it turned into a black and white flip book animation of a lotus tree growing up my wall. Shit was pretty cool.
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>>5299801
At least he isn't a tranny.
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>>5299801
Sheesh booger
>>5299810
Looks like one
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>>5299791
>ketamine is p chill tho

Never tried that how is it?
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>>5299810
and neither am i tbqh. ;~;

>>5299813
yeah i'm sorry. that was harsh but like it goes for everyone here. i'm going back to bed now i think. i'm getting less anxious...

>>5299789
that does sound good.
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>>5299815
Night night booger
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>>5299814
I don't really fuck with drugs as much as I used to and I only ever did it once and that was as much as I needed
It's an experience I recommend though
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>>5299815
It is unavoidable, Boog. It is your destiny.
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>tfw still awake after plugging Ritalin almost 8 hours ago
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>>5299815

So it shall be.

'Nacht.
Still getting turkey captchas. It's depressing.
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>>5299831
yw bby ; ^ )
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>>5299774
It's okay to want to be cuddled by steve, anon
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I can stay awake like 48 hours on coffee.
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>>5299836
Who's that guy? dat arm...
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>>5299836
>5'8"
>Okay
Hahahaha..haha.ha..
haaaa...haa

aaaah...ahhhh
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>>5299840

S t e v e
R a i d e r
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>>5299833
Sleep schedule=fucked

I'm wondering if I should bother taking my normal dose now.
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>>5299857
Thank you anon-senpai!
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>>5299858
double up then sleep great tonight

also ur gonna be fucked when you crash lol
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>>5299791
when i was like 15yo we scammed this rich kid into fronting us 6 litres and then never payed him lmfao (wasnt even the first time)
then obviously we multiplied that through legitimate methods and yeah we just had bare ketamine. constantly wonky for like a year.
>>5299831
>8 hours
lightweight
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>>5299873
tfw no qt junkie chav bf
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>>5299873
Show us yer bum ya poofter wanker
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>>5299863
Fuck. I'm just gonna try to make it through the day. Also I never have had comedowns with the regular dose, so I'm probably ok. I say that of course having never experienced a Ritalin crash before. I hope it doesn't last too long.
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>>5299883
hitty pls advise
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>clear blocks on grindr
>it still says I have used up all blocks for my free service
Who the fuck made this piece of shit app and how do I block all the grandpas
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>>5299883
You'll probably crash a little at least when it's wearing off
Depends on the person though
If you have important stuff going on today I'd dose a little more if I were you
Also how much did you take and how much do you normally take?
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>>5299896
54 mg in the butt and 54 mg XR daily
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>>5299902
I'd take your xr orally and then crush up half of another and parachute it
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>>5299877
tfw no qt junkie greebo bf
>>5299882
bit gay tho
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>>5299909
>greebo
had to google it
rude desu

but I'm still down
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>>5299908
Fuck it I'll just take the XR like a good boy. btw parachuting sounds like the most retarded thing I've ever heard
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>>5299909
>greebo

Kek I haven't heard that since secondary school
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>>5299921
>parachuting sounds like the most retarded thing I've ever heard
do you mean the term or the act of doing it?
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>>5299924
The act. From what I gleaned it was something like crushing the pill up in a little pocket of toilet paper and swallowing the little pocket of toilet paper. Why not just throw the powder into a glass of water and down the glass of water quickly? Why ingest toilet paper?
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>>5299930
mixing it with water makes the water taste like shit and adds more volume to your stomach than just a tiny little packet
it's a method of potentiation, and it's fine to swallow a teeny tiny piece of tissue
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>>5299934
Meh, whatever. Thanks 4 the tips bby, I'm off to go take a nap
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Dead gen is dead.

So what are guys doing on your Friday night?

Personally I'll be going round a friends to drink, smoke weed, sniff coke and pretend there isn't a void in my life.
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>>5299930
>>5299939
lol i have bombed / parachuted lemsip cold + flu sachets before just bc i hate the taste
it is basically a pill just w/ paper acting as the capsule.
>>5299950
this except no coke bc poor
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>>5299950
Lie in bed and contemplating my whole life, and browsing 4chan
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>>5299950
Nothing tbqh. I was going to drink, but I don't want to deal with that rn.
I spent the afternoon packing and cleaning. Will probably go to bed soon, since I have to be up at 5.
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>>5299962
>this except no coke bc poor
>tfw dealer is one of my best friends so I pay him whenever and he gives me free shit anyway

Come to the West Midlands bby I'll sort you out
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>>5299962
>>5299969
or just come to the US and I'll give u coke & cummies
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>>5299971
Why you gotta try and upstage me Hitler? You can't so don't try.
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>>5299977
why don't you both come
I don't mind sharing drugs
can only promise one of you cummies tho
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>>5299962
Such a cute boy, such a druggie.
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>>5299984
Like that's a bad thing?
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>>5299971
If you insist hitler senpai..
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>>5299981
I'll take the drugs you couldn't top me though. I'm far too masc to bottom for you I'll happily give me my cummies though.
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>>5299997
>I'll happily give me my cummies though.
just the drugs will do
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>>5299999
No fun
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>>5299990
It's kind of a contrast
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>>5299999
CHECKEM
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>>5300002
>I'm far too masc
that makes you not my type
sry bby, only into cute boys
coke and chill is cool tho

>>5300006
checked
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>Junkie fems forming their own group of The Plastics in gay gen
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>>5299969
>>5299971
cocaine threesome yayyy
>>5299990
thankfully no-one irl suspects me of being a druggy bc im so qt + innocent
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>>5300011
eh, he's masc...
he can watch

>>5300010
who's who?
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>>5300011
>>5300009
B-but I'm cute and only masc in body not spirit

>tfw no qt fem bf to binge on drugs with
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>can bench 250 for reps
>do 240 on the pec fly machine for reps

Pecs are too small still for gaygen and my boyfriend
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>>5300016
You and 5652 are now the designated plastics
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>>5300011
Innocent isn't exactly the right word. Sometimes I wonder if I've outwardly changed since I started using drugs. Are you quiet/shy irl?
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>>5300019
Only way we can settle this is for you to post pics

>>5300023
As long as I am Regina and sadcunt is Gretchen
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>>5300016
None of you really fit the roles. You're just bitchy and people treat you with more respect than you deserve.
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>>5300027
Please ignore messy hair it's hard to do with one arm and I'm only at work so fuck it.

>tfw waiting on validation
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>>5300056
if you shave you can watch c;
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>>5300021
That body hair is absolutely disgusting
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>>5300021
Fat.

>>5300056
qt ginger. Would cum on nipples and give pink belly.
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>>5300016
>>5300019
i have a bp + mouth now stop fighting over me
>>5300056 qt<3 + you look like baba ghanoush
>>5300026
sort of not very
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>>5300056
Tasteful facial hair/10
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>>5299706

YOU PUT THAT PIN IN DEEP..

WHAT PART OF YOUR BODY DID YOU PUT IT IN?

If you put it in apart of your body that doesn't have a lot of fat...such as the back of your leg...you're going to feel pain for a week and hardly be able to walk...
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>>5300067
>i have a bp + mouth now stop fighting over me
whore
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The sun is up

yay C:
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>>5300059
But watching is boring I'd rather just get high if that's the deal.
>>5300063
I'm at my most ginger right now in a few months it will turn brown.
>>5300067
Thanks but what the fuck is baba ghanoush
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did I miss booger on tinychat yesterday? (or today for you amerilates)
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>>5300085
well we'd get high and then have sex, duh
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>>5300079
Calm down m8, it was in my upper thigh, I'm a big fat fuck and it only went in about 3/4 an inch.

Trust me it hit nothin but fat.

I disinfected the area and the wound with rubbing alcohol and will continue to monitor for signs of infection.
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>>5300090
Sounds pretty degenerate desu I'm in
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>>5300085
Will it at least be qt light brown? I like light brown.
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>>5300112
Yep slightly lighter than the guys in your pic
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>>5300114
Nice. qt. Would still tittyfuck and abuse.
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>>5300122
But I don't have tittys to fuck anon.
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>>5300110
I'd still top tho
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>>5300127
You will once I'm done with you.

>>5300130
Gurl..
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Is god a femboy?
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>>5300130
Give me enough coke and you can probably do what you want that shit makes me horny.

>>5300131
pls no
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>mfw when hitler + harmonist
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>>5300154
>Too much cocaine
Said nobody ever
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>>5300174
Oops forgot my name
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>>5300154
implying you can do too much coke
pleb pls

also tfw have never done coke off of a cute boys ass
one day...
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>>5300184
>tfw you will never do a line off of 5652's smooth taint
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>>5300194
I think we all know that feel
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K I L L M E
i'm expected to do shopping for the entire household on nigger friday
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>>5300212
do it online, pleb
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>look at me im gay and do lines of coke
>i'm so fucking cool because i do drugs and i'm such a bad ass

You english/british guys are fucking dumb.
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>>5300194
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>>5300220
This.

It would be much more badass, when you are with people like that to tell them you stay clean.
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>>5300220
coke isn't cool but it can be fun to do now and then
I'd much rather cuddle with a cute boy than do drugs with one

>>5300222
kek, saved
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>>5300228
>I'd much rather cuddle with a cute boy than do drugs with one
>going for people who look like you
>ergo, feminine, faggy, effeminate and girly
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>>5300231
all you did was state facts
I believe I'm missing the point of your post
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>>5300237
You are upsetting the natural order, at least go for regular, if not masculine looking guys.

faggot
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>>5300238
but I like cute soft boys
what's so wrong with that?
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>>5300243
>what's so wrong with that?
you are one yourself, that's what's wrong

At least booger isnt like that
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>>5300220
Doing drums isn't cool it's just fun. Why you so no fun allowed?
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>>5300245
Because I prefer people like
>>5300220
who stay clean over junkies anyday.
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>>5300243
how do you look like?
if you are a creepy, old, fat guy then fuck off
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I WANT TO COMMIT SUICIDE 5 TIMES
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>>5300243
He's just jelly he can't live out his masc4fem fantasy.
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>>5300252
I always mix hitler up with booger. They basically look the same.
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>>5300259
eww then
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lordy HELP ME LORDY HELP ME

NO I CANT STAND THIS NO ITS TOO LATE TO GO BACK NOW NOOOOOOOO I RUINED MY LIFE I CANT BELIEVE IT
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>>5300249
>junkie

Do you know what a junkie is? Because I'm certainly not one.
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>>5300174
>>5300184
>shit people w/ shitty cocaine contacts say
absolutely can do much coke when it is pure aka not 80% sodium bicarbonate
i only take high quality cocaine tyvm
>>5300220
fuck off nerd boy
*snorts line of cocaine*
>>5300222
lol
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>hi look at me I'm a guy and I like guys
>of course I have to be different
>I can't be like all normal guys who like girls
>I'm so bland that I need to be gay in order to stand out

you are all ridiculous
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>>5300268
I'm not saying, it's a dealbreaker, but it would be akward if I have a bf who does drugs regularly, while I stay clean.

And no, I only ever met one junkie in my life (basically a walking junkie stereotype), other than that only anti-drug ads and stuff like that.
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>>5300271
Nah I get good shit man. I know most of the dealers and suppliers round here so I get told what's what by everyone.
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>>5300252
just look in the archive
dozens of pictures of me

>>5300254
must be rough
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>>5300266
Uh, calm down
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>>5300276
Depends how regular. I agree it's not ideal if he's smoking weed everyday and you're stuck watching.
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>>5300273
I didn't choose the gay life, the gay life chose me
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>>5300282
>>5300293
>Hey sugar, I got the best pure shit from my dealer, try some, maaaaayyyyynnnnn

...
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>>5300298
Hey I don't talk like tha...
>Maaaaayyyynn
God damn it
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>TFW weird uber driver staring at you at red light
Hitler was right
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>>5300318
how much would you bugger me to try some drugs?

Can I still be cool, while staying clean?
>>
>>5300322
he was probably into you
>>
>>5300322
when have I ever been wrong
>>
>>5300330
Erm no I'm a degenerate not a whore. Although I'm sure there's somebody on Grindr who would go for that.
>>
>>5300338
What? I don't understand your comment tbqh.
>>
depressed because im stuck in the closet ;_;
>>
>>5300347
Oh sorry your bad English confused me. Bugger means anal sex in England. If you mean how much would I bug you then not at all I respect people's decisions.
>>
>tfw a cute and nice gay guy keeps hitting on you but he has gay voice, only has female friends and loves lady gaga
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>>5300350
Oh, I thought it could be used to say something like "annoy" someone. I guess I was wrong.
>>
>>5300353
As someone with unfortunate gay voice, give him a try
he may not be super obnoxious beyond his voice
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>>5300348

how about I come in the closet with you so you aren't so alone
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>>5300365
>Hitler has gay voice

Never heard it and this made me laugh as I always imagined you'd sound more masc. Although you Americans all sound gay to me.
>>
>>5300375
you dont love your boyfriend
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>>5300373
yeah it's a shame
by far the faggiest part about me apart from my love of cute boys
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>>5300353
>turning down the opportunity
You absolute pleb. Talk to him
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>tfw your bf's hot daddy will never say, "Whatever you do to my son. I will do to you." with sexual lust in his eyes, fulfilling your ultimate fantasy :(
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>>5300365
didnt you read the whole post? he loves lady gaga

>>5300375
And thats why you will never be my bf, you disgusting degenerate
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>>5300380
And your physical appearance of course.
>>
>>5300378
>>5300383

or I just love my bf so much that I find his dad hot as fuck for creating him with his super cute sperm :3
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>>5300383
shit music taste isn't a dealbreaker for me but that's pretty shit...

>>5300391
idk what you're talking about
I look masc af
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>>5300395
>I look masc af
You are a cute little boy, hitler.

If you were any more feminine, you would probably be classified as lesbian.
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>>5300397
Did you like my cartoon sp?
>>5299645
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>>5300397
what's the tea girl
>>
>>5300399
I feel like if I tried to butch it up I'd just look like a bull dyke
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Is this how Hitler managed to look like he does today?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vHORuk_Y66w
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>>5300395
>I look masc af
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>>5300408
Yes. Very much so. Gave us a good morning laugh.
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>>5300422
He's a castrato
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>>5300435
>you will never have a castrato bf
>>
>>5300422
shh don't tell people I'm actually 126

>>5300435
I still have my balls, thx
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>>5300449
http://ancienthistory.about.com/od/sexuality/tp/20113-Types-of-Eunuchs-in-the-Roman-Empire.htm

Castration doesn't mean you have to cut them off. They could have been crushed for example.
>>
>>5300453
I would like to know what they used for anal lube back then.

Do you think gay cavemen raped straight ones?
>>
>>5300453
*my balls have not been tampered with

>>5300465
precum best lube
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>>5300466
>tfw I will never coerce Hitler into being my personal boytoy as a Senator of Rome
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>>5300465
>Do you think gay cavemen raped straight ones?

since there were no rules back then they just played with each other's dicks all day like monkeys do
>>
>>5300466
But it dries up quickly...

I guess they used olive oil or some shit
>>
>>5300453
>>5300466
tbf u do have qt lil testes....
>>
>>5300475
olive oil sounds likely

>>5300477
don't make fun of my balls ;_;
>>
>>5300482
>>5300477
>>5300453
>tfw you will never descend into madness and infertility by years of drinking wine from lead containers
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>>5300474
I wanna go back to caveman time and sick off straight cavemen and make them confused. If they tried to fight me I would wreck those short, malnourished, emaciated little freaks.
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>>5300477
>Hitler BTFO by 5652

Based
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>>5300492
my balls are normal ;_;
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>>5300482
awwwwh i like them tho<3
js bbe
>>5300492
only bantzzz
>>
>>5300512
>tfw I thought there was something wrong with my balls in my childhood (they sometimes hand kinda low)
>tfw I thought when I masturbated (with pants on) that the jizz somehow came from my balls not from my penis hole
>>
>>5300512
there is only 1 way and 1 way only to resolve this:
post balls
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>>5300514
<3
I've never actually thought about it before
are my balls small?
It's not something I've ever put much thought into
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>>5300519
I'll take sadcunts word for it, he's seen them
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>>5300222
kek
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>>5300528
I wanna rape cavemen now

Thanks gaygen
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am i cute?
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>>5300541
>tfw you will never be a Varangian in Constantinople and be sexually harassed by the palace femboys.
>>
>>5300548
not my type, sorry
>>
>>5300548
no sorry :c
>>
>>5300522
in the pic u sent me they are very small + qt
but t b h tite balls>>>>saggy
mine sag when i cum too frequently i hate it
>>
my oneitis has a girlfriend

not sure how i feel about this
>>
>>5300552
>>5300554
omg how dare you...
>>
>>5300559
>>
>>5300556
like a sad mess just like most of us
>>
>>5300541
uh... Goodluck? I'd guess...
>>
>>5300561
thanks for the (you)
>>
>>5300549
>tfw you will never be a Roman femboy fucktoy for a Roman senator
>tfw you will never sleep in a bed filled with the kingdoms finest, smoothest femboys
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>>5300555
I guess I will just have to supply more angles for proper feedback
for science of course
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>>5300567
>tfw You will never seduce Emperor Boypussy and get him to support your agenda by violent and rough sex.

>You will never be the de facto emperor, but get teased by the fuckboy on the throne to get your current orders and plans authenticated.
>He enjoys the remaining power he has over you and wants to get thoroughly dominated in the royal bedroom
>>
>tfw you will never be happy
>>
>>5300588
Think of it this way: There are two kinds of failure. The first comes from never trying out your ideas because you are afraid, or because you are waiting for the perfect time. This kind of failure you can never learn from, and such timidity will destroy you. The second kind comes from a bold and venturesome spirit. If you fail in this way, the hit that you take to your reputation is greatly outweighed by what you learn. Repeated failure will toughen your spirit and show you with absolute clarity how things must be done.
>>
>>5300588
My dick can fix this. It also cures depression, hysterical behavior, hornyness and gender dysphoria
>>
>>5300597
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B5eNefws1yM
>>
>>5300588
Who needs happiness when you can have money?
>>
>>5300607
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QXZdxCN7EtM
>>
>>5300617
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qyBVh48zS4I
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>>5300575
Am I cute enough for you, Hitler?

What does the rest of gaygen think?

>tfw never had a bf
>>
>friend/bf comes home
>get high together
>fool around
>cuddle
>watch shitty tv
>repeat until we fall asleep
>wake up
>he's still sleeping
>get bowl of cap'n crunch
>watch Ant Farm Dickhole

best black friday ever.
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Be5dETe-GmM

this is how you do it guys!
>>
>>5300664
fugly
>>
>>5300683
I actually believe you. No one ever called me attractive, I at least thought I could be average. ;_;
>>
>>5300664
Why me specifically?
And you're not bad looking, just average I'd say.
And not particularly my type
>>
>>5300702
Just wondering if I was your type, since you said something about liking only cute, kinda fem guys.
>>
>>5300664
I think you're cute as fuck, no idea what the other guys here are on about.
You are really my type tb h.
>>
>>5300702
What is your type Hitler?
Personally I find you 5652 and aced to be the most attractive.
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9zJfzLoPwlw
>>
>>5300664
any more comments?

be brutally honest please
>>
>>5300731
And thanks for that btw. ^_^
>>
>>5300761
From the photo you seem kinda meh. Like just below average. Getting a weirdo vibe.
wouldavoid/10
>>
>>5300742
Well I'm attracted to both so there you go
>>
>>5300776
>tfw I am the only one here who likes him
feels good, looks like he will be stuck with me

I want to say "fuck you" to you, SP, because he is really a cutie.
>>
>>5300791
low standards: the post
>>
>>5300824
Well, excuse me for being gay enough for regular looking guys and not full femme femboys.
Also there is something about him I just like.
>>
>>5300668
>Ant Farm Dickhole

Do I want to know
>>
>>5300837
>Also there is something about him I just like
Which is? and he asked for us to be brutal (which no one has been at all), so this white knighting you're doing is unwarranted.
>>
>>5300848
>and he asked for us to be brutal (which no one has been at all)
go ahead

It's not white knighting, because I you went off on me for having low standards, so I am defending myself, not him.

>Which is?
I guess that androgynmous, but not feminine look. Also dem lips tb h fa m
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>>5300857
>you went off on me for having low standards
Wasn't me, homo.
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>tfw look like a total fucking creep
how do ugly people get bf's?

do I need to stalk someone until they give in?
>>
>>5300887
Do you look like
>>5300664
?
>>
>>5300887
that tiger looks like Murderface
>>
>>5300857
first we brought you low standards: the post
now a new wave of disgust emerges in low standards: r e v e n g e
>>
>>5300894
no

I'm older, have asymmetric eyes, my mouth is like half as wide, and I've got an overbite
>>
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>>5300906
epin bost
feehl absolty bulied nau :DD

plz no mor

>>5300909
you wanna post a pic or should we take your word for it?
>>
>>5300887
they start doing cardio and eating healthily
and learn how to fashion and style their hair
>>
My bf rimmed me
Is this supposed to give you pleasure?
>>
Hey guys. Did you get any good deals at black Friday?
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>>5300916
He needs more practice it seems.
>>
>>5300916
Yeah it's supposed to pleasure you by stimulating the inside of your ass. What did it feel like?
>>
>>5300928
Weird
>>
>>5300911
I can't bother to post a pic

just trust me you dumb fuck, and answer the question in >>5300887
>>5300913
not even fat

I already told why my face looks fucked in >>5300909 and exercise won't fix any of that
>>
>>5300931
My advice would be to be persistent but not annoying. If you know he's gay, say stuff and throw subtle hints at him until you get a response. Do you have a good personality? Your looks shouldn't matter if you know how to treat him / take a compliment / go on a date.
>>
>>5300548
Easily the cutest guy in the thread :3
Usually not my type but you got a really cute face
>>
>dick riding bf
>listening to music because sex to music is awesome
>playing random shit
>suddenly trap queen comes on
>we both burst out laughing
>>
>>5300548
Yes but I'm probably not your type lmao. Really cute face and defined jawline.
>>5300955
>no 679 bf
>>
>>5300955
>laughing during sex
Gross
>>
Do you think booger had a good Thanksgiving? Do you think his family loves him again?
>>
>>5300966
I just want to know if he went on tinychat like promised.
>>
>>5300960
He keeps texting me the lyrics. It's like an inside joke between us now.
>>
Why are these threads always so boring?
I thought gays were supposed to be fun

>>5300966
Who cares
>>
>>5300966
>tfw you just want to be boogers friend
>tfw he hates your guts
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>>5300976
>Who cares
Fangirls
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>>5300984
daddy sp is chemo >>5299645
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>>5300984
Who is the beautiful man in your gif?
I want to accidentally bump my forehead into his penis
>>
>>5300981
I just want booger to bully me for being more feminine than him.
>>
>>5300976
A man kills his parents. A murder trial ensues
>in my defense, I'm an orphan
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>>5301013

Schukir
>>
>>5300548
you are quite cute
>>
Watched "Naomi's and Ely's No Kiss List" on Netflix. The first half nicely fulfilled my "keking a straight girl with her boyfriend" fetish, the second half was very feel-good-y, probably to pander to teenage girls watching this.
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>>5301102
>keking a straight girl with her boyfriend" fetish
top tier fetish

>mfw I'm regularly fucking a guy who has a gf right now
>>
>>5301115
it'd be nice to be on the other side of the bisexual keking for once.
>>
>>5301124
it'll get better, at least it did for me. before this current affair I got keked by a girl myself
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rip my bhole

ima need a few days to recover from that, but good god
>>
1:10 pm

I feel fatigued

But I don't think I've crashed yet?

I've drank an insane amount of water in the past 12 hours.

I'm looking forward to sleeping so much
>>
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>>5301131
also it glows
>>
>>5301136
you have a cute thumb ... I think
>>
>>5301141
>>5301141
>>5301141
>>
>>5301131
hot

How big is it

Did you cum hands free?
>>5301136
Bad dragon?
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