>>5296845
Old thread ^
>tfw no crab bf
crab come home
Trying to fit a PS3, PS4 and some controllers+games in my suitcase, lads. Wish me luck.
Is a sweet femboy bf too much to ask?
I wish I was a femboy (;＿;)
>>5298497
Good luck.
>tfw friend is staying longer than his shift because of crappy coworkers
>tfw he'll be later coming home than planned
all i want rn is to spoon and suck some dick.
>>5298378
just finished listening to red fang. just started this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ol7ef92eE6g
So I got a dildo last year which I don't use much which is too firm and long for me and is sadly collecting dust. However, I still get that bottom itch time to time and I did enjoy having it hit inside me on rare occasions. Should I get a prostate massager like pic related? Amazon is having deals on these.
Halp gaygen, I wanna enjoy bottoming for my bf when he comes back.
I hate my life.. I hate waking up and realizing that I'm still not out to my parents. I'll never have a boyfriend until I get out of this hellhole and its killing me to know what it's like to have a boyfriend when I'm too gay to even try to experience a straight relationship like everybody else at my school. I've never been in a relationship once and everybody's like "It's because you're so out and closeted boys would probably get scared that you'd out them". Man I'm so ready for college. I'm so ready to get the fuck away from my parents and start living. I might be scared at first, but I think I can actually thrive on my own for once. I did it when I was 15 in the crowded Atlanta airport on my own, why should life be any different? Back to hating my life though. After I cum and I know this is kinda gross, I eat my cum and my stomach feels funny. I reflect on masturbating like I'm a monster.. :/
Pic related was me a couple days ago. How am I looking? Bad? Horrible? What could I use work on? When I'm in public nobody hits on me and I always think its because I'm ugly as fuck. I'm probably right. People tell me I'm " handsome " but I'm pretty sure it's so they won't hurt my feelings.
>>5298514
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZbWvQsQUiQ
Wtf why do you post such an ugly monstrosity as the OP?
That guy has a huge gut and is so fat ew how could you even consider THAT!?
>>5298378
Grimes can suck clits and dix
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGdUpPE60rg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CoyDSkj27dw
>>5298534
I've read good things about them. If you have 50 dollars to throw at your butt you might as well.
Why should I be thankful for anything when I deserve more?
Why should I be thankful for food when I should be stealing others food?
Why should I be thankful for love when I want everyone in the world to worship me?
Why should I give a shit about what I have when there's so much more to take?
First for smiling to hide the pain and guilt.
>bullied to the point of contemplating suicide
>attempted suicide by overdosing on pills
>realistic hallucinations
>problems still there
pic related
Also I noticed how helpful the anons here are. You guys give me a reason to keep pushing myself towards a better future. Maybe one day I'll get a boyfriend. Maybe I'll get one my freshman year in college.. I'll post deets here if it happens.
>>5298543
come on man!
It fit. Just. But I forgot to pack my shoes. Fuck.
>>5298506
Ugh. I could probably milk those tiddies.
So fem.
Why can't he be masc, like me?
Staring out a window now, contemplating life and stuff tbqh.
>>5298543
>Summer
>Clothes
CRAB
alright back.
hey what do you fags think of this? post hair whorl.
>>5298573
>tfw thinning at hair whorl
>>5298566
>Ugh. I could probably milk those tiddies.
Is that what you're into?
>>5298573
>post hair whorl.
Triggered
>>5298565
Come on what? I was born too big boned and /masc/ body type to be a femboy :(
The best I can do is be a loving supporting dom bf who will cuddle with them and then pound them tenderly.
But femboys only like other femboys
The thought that some people get to be born that qt and I wasn't is truly emotionally painful
>>5298583
I will when I can afford it...currently a jobless student
>>5298562
Just start lifting.
You're black so every time you lift you get two times more aesthetic than white folk.
>>5298583
Not worried at all. I think I pull off being bald just fine. Better than most anyways.
>>5298553
You seem very edgy.
>>5298578
N-n-n-nooo.
I'm into titless heroin addicts.
Stop posting those literal bbws.
>>5298573
Pretty sure mine just falls straight down.
That finger length thing about homos is tru-ish for me though. My ring finger is a couple of mm shorter.
>>5298595
>tfw no heroin to make me skinny
>>5298595
>shorter
I mean longer.
>>5298598
Its a meme but you might as well start lifting. Gays love men that lift. Like really really love it.
>>5298595
>N-n-n-nooo.
Oh boy, fatanon.
>>5298575
Me too desu
I just hope it takes its sweet time in thinning
>>5298601
being skinny is not that great desu
I mean yeah you find clothes easier and nobody bothers you about your weight
but I wish I had a nice big ass
CC
>>5298608
Okay I'll see when I can get to a gym and start. :/
>mfw
>>5298598
sorry forgot to check my white priv. :(
>>5298595
i thought fingers at the same length meant homo?
mine are the same length and i have 1:1 ratio.
>>5298591
yeah id rather men just go bald and deal with it. i love daddies with fading hairlines.
>>5298590
that's good to hear sp.
>>5298584
are you masc or fem?
>>5298613
anon that's not thinnin
everybody has that spot on their heads
>>5298573
my hair all sticks up around the hair whirl :/
>>5298609
NO! LACTATION IS FOR GIRLS!
THIS IS INSANITY.
Ugh, I feel dizzy now.
>>5298613
Kuhuhu
Klein boy.
>>5298620
They're about the same length on my right hand, the ring is slightly longer on my left.
I don't really know.
>>5298625
You're beautiful to me.
>>5298623
Not so sure tbqh
>>5298635
It begins.
>>5298633
Should lie down for a bit and think of Samurbi's tig ol bitties.
>>5298618
You don't have a gym at your high school?
If you literally start doing curls now and brag about it high school idiots won't know the difference.
Source: a wise man
>>5298633
>LACTATION IS FOR GIRLS!
you sure?
http://www.xtube.com/watch.php?v=OsmHg-G667-
>>5298573
Chaos hair whorl
>>5298642
>it begins
I'm only 19. I want to die :c
thanks dad, you bald ass bitch
>>5298581
haha i was pretty big masc looking when I was bigger.
>>5298573
made me took a picture of my hair
I don't even know that I'm looking at desu
>all these guys crying about hair thinning
>they didnt start taking antiandrogens when they reached peak cute
enjoy looking like a gross old man by 30
>>5298653
It's not bad right now, anon. Don't worry so much. When it gets far worse though I would suggest buzzing it all down.
>>5298620
Hey booger, did I ask you if you knew any Steves?
>>5298653
>thanks dad, you bald ass bitch
>mfw dad has awesome hair
>not even receding hairline
>got mom's side of the family genes
>everybody's bald
>>5298651
i want to cuddle with you so bad rn tbqh...
;~; it almost hurts.
>>5298655
easier to find if you dont have long hair...
>>5298662
>Steves
is that your friend from chicago? is he gay? i don't know him. i'm 100% sure of that.
>>5298665
ikr... i told you, you make me jelly.
>>5298659
That's the plan tbqh f a m
This all started not even 6 months ago
I want my outer youth back
All the femers drove all the masc out besides sp.
I literally cannot think of any other mascs that regularly post now when the entire thread was masc anti fem literally two weeks ago.
>>5298524
it sucks, man. it's not often i get like this, but when i do it's really persistent. i don't know if it's something similar to getting the munchies that makes me suddenly develop a serious oral fixation, but whoop there it is.
>>5298534
i need to know too. for science reasons.
>>5298537
>that band name
the fuck
>>5298642
Gross. Actually feeling super light headed rn, packing must have exhausted me.
>>5298649
WILL NOT CLICK.
>>5298653
Post your cockenspiel, Hans.
>>5298674
I'm the most masc poster here, fag.
>>5298670
I think it looks good, but I liked your long hair better I think t b h
>>5298679
I have a small oral fixation that I have been fighting for while.
>>5298674
A true masc doesn't go around telling people he's masc that he's masc, that's why.
>>5298682
yeah but this is so much easier to manage and i dont look like a tranny anymore... ;~; i just look sort of gay... which is nice... i think.
>tfw you're a skeleton and italian that loves to cook pasta
who will be my bf venture forth
>>5298680
>WILL NOT CLICK
it's only a 20 second video of a bodybuilder spraying milk from his mantits
it's kinda funny t b h
>tfw having a panic attack about my hair now
It's not fucking fair.
Why must god torture me with the worst genes known to man?
>>5298696
are you one of the hot italians or one of the manlet italians that end up looking like Danny DeVito?
>>5298702
I dunno. I am 5'7" so manlet I guess but I'm cute.
>>5298703
>But there's not even that anymore.
can you be masc while being skelly? or is it being somewhat /fit/ a requirement?
I guess I could calify as masc but I can't into gay labels.
>>5298696
Me, now, but I'm gonna be bald in about a year or two so I'll be gay dead and literally no fems wool even bother to so much as look in my direction
Fuck they said this medication would help the anxiety
>>5298710
>can you be masc while being skelly?
I'm skinnyfat average as fuck and my bf is rugby chubfat and we're both pretty "masc" about what we do, though it's just acting normal for us.
Best part of sex with him is hearing him leak out effeminate moans accidentally when I'm going in rough on him though.
>>5298710
I think more of a mentality.
Idk I just shitpost to make my day better.
How do I have gay friends? They all seem to stay within their gay circles.
I want to broaden my perspective.
Just talked to Mitt Romney's campaign manager about a summer internship
boy it's great being well connected
>Mitt Romney's campaign
>>5298670
Awwww.
We will cuddle soon, booger. One of these days I'll wrap my arms around you and we'll lay on a couch and you'll slowly fall asleep as I pet your head and glance between you and Hammer flix on a screen.
And maybe. You could know him, though. Might like him.
>>5298714
Yes but while I live I will be gross and bald and gay dead before anyone else. It's not fair that other people get to have hair until they're 40.
I'm thinning and my hairline hasn't even fucking receeded. I'll probably be bald in the back before my hairline starts recedi get. Why can't live be different, why couldn't I be born different. Why does everyone else get the good luck and good traits and I get shit physically and mentally.
>>5298735
Mitt romneys campaigning?
>>5298742
No, I just want some cute guys to be friends with so I don't look like a homophobe.
>>5298679
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T-n0kDFrPNo
>>5298733
you stay friends after dating them for two weeks
Anyone know where to find comics like pic related (one panel, non sequitur, sfw gay comics)?
>>5298762
Oyeah, preferably not furry (the picture I posted wasn't a very good example).
>>5298763
You're like concentrated unbridled autism. The fact that you associate with republicans just illustrates why you never get laid.
>>5298775
How would you know my sexual status? And apparently at least 47.1% of Americans are autistic too, considering thats how many voted for Romney.
>tfw nobody wants a bald guy
I wish I was never born, I want to be someone else. My body and its existence is just a fucking cruel joke.
And here I am crying alone on thanksgiving
>>5298759
But I'm not gay.
>>5298780
pity party for one
>>5298753
So basically you're a woman who wants to use gay people as an accessory.
Women are the worst to gay people. They treat them like they are just an object like LOOOK AT MY GAY FRIEND XDD GUESS WHAT I LOVE GAY PEOPLE! DID YOU KNOW THAT MY FRIEND IS GAY? THERES NOTHING WEIRD ABOUT HIM BUT LET ME BRING IT UP EVERY TEN SECDONDS TO SHOW HIM OFF XDD
Women are the inferior gender for a reason. They are nothing more than idiots that will use someone for their own gain. All women are sociopaths that need to get beaten on a daily basis.
>>5298780
can you grow a beard?
>>5298786
how awful
are you like a chaser
but like a friend chaser
terrible
>>5298748
>>5298780
is bald like a fetish or smtn
just find a chaser bf
>>5298744
yeah i can't wait. <3
and i don't know a steve in chicago. a couple elsewhere but none in the city.
i'm sure i'd like your friends for sure.
>>5298790
Not at 19, no.
This thanksgiving I'm thankful for being rich, attractive, and intelligent.
>>5298789
it's like on actually on a red pill forum
>>5298789
No I'm a guy, and I was only half serious about using them to make myself look good.
Gay people specifically seem like they're either DL or only associate with other gay people. I feel like my life and worldview can only improve if I am friends with some.
>>5298801
but do you think you can when you get older?
I couldn't grow one at 19 either but now I can (21)
Being bald is not bad at all if you can have at least decent facial hair.
>>5298648
Curls? What are curls?
Also yeah we have a gym but no equipment since we have no money.
>>5298756
but do you really support mitt romney?
His company Bain Capital abused a ton of children
not to mention he has pals who are child molesters.
His company even financed the pro-pedophile file ChickenHawk.
Be careful what you get involved with John.
>>5298807
lazy bait/10
>>5298807
>attractive
Not so fast there sport
>>5298716
I don't mind that you're bald but I'm not fem just skelly
Is your dad protective over you and who you date?
>>5298817
I probably could, thankfully I have dark facial hair
>>5298842
Sadfrog, dont even make me start with you.
Also, if I'd be fucking my sister, why would I be here, on GAYgen?
>>5298857
lel
>>5298835
If it were for my parents I would never leave the house.
Ever since they found out I'm gay they are in constant fear of me getting aids.
And I'm here like, the only way I could get aids atm would be by stepping on an infected needle while walking down the street... barefoot.
>>5298835
I dunno i kept my relationship a secret for 2 years even though I was out how weird is that
>>5298853
Because you have no life you confused sister fucking dickhead
>>5298835
>having parents who care about you.
stop hurting my feel.
>>5298696
>>5298857
been there
>>5298833
Didn't Bain Capital acquire Aspen Education Group, a notorious Christian "wilderness therapy" group which has had camps shut down for torturing teenagers who were abducted in the night by hired thugs and sent there to change there ways to be more in God's favor?
I may have ownership details wrong, but the Romney/Aspen link is pretty well established.
>>5298835
my dad likes my dad.
>>5298880
Did bain capital do the abusing? And Mitt Romney isnt the only person involved with Bain Capital, its a big company.
>>5298833
>In an extensive expose published this week, new allegations of abuse and neglect of teenagers and adult patients — some leading to death — at drug-treatment centers owned by CRC Health, which is owned by Bain Capital, the private equity firm managed by presidential candidate Mitt Romney.
>In previous reports, TIME has also investigated the so-called troubled-teen industry, revealing maltreatment at the residential treatment center Mount Bachelor Academy (now closed), where counselors subjected residents to sexualized role play under the guise of treatment, and the Sage Walk wilderness program, where neglect led to the death of a teen in 2009. Both programs are owned by Aspen Education, a subsidiary of CRC Health which was owned by Bain Capital.
>the LDS church that Mitt Romney was apart of covered up the sexual molestation of Scouts by a Mormon pedophile
>Mitt Romney is supported by members of the pedophile/pederasty advocacy organization North American Man/Boy Love Association (NAMBLA). Most people know Mitt is a Chicken Hawk for more wars but did you know he consorts with chicken hawks of a different sort? Apparently, Romney is supported by men who like to have sex with boys, also known as "Chicken Hawks". In a 1994 movie titled Chicken Hawk, financed by Mitt Romney's company Bain Capital, it ensured it's message got out.
>>5298868
I am currently in the exact same predicament, anon.
In fact my current BF and I will be together for 2 years at the end of February.
I intend to never tell any of my family ever. My BF understands.
>>5298875
Is that a maybe? That sounds like a maybe.
>>5298873
Post your emaciated dick first
>>5298891
As a bottom, my dick sees no use. At least I don't have to put a bag on my head to go in public.
>>5298881
fuck no i mean my dad likes my friend/boyfriend/whatever he is
fuck
>>5298889
Why though? I didn't tell them basically because it was an LDR. My ex cheated on me anyway so I never even told them at all. It was weird. I actually visited him a few times too and he was half across the country.
>>5298873
>"Boo fucking hoo"
>is gay and trapped in the closet in the middle of conservative america
>perpetuates homophobia by accepting fringe beliefs because crazy mormons are "moral, hard working" while torturing gay children until they suicide
sorry, i can't into this level autism
>>5298887
>Bain Capital was founded in 1984 by Bain & Company partners Mitt Romney, T. Coleman Andrews III, and Eric Kriss, after Bill Bain
Are you not the company you keep?
Who else /hopeless/ here?
I'll stop derailing this thread with my trash now
>>5298904
My family pretends to be supportive as a coping mechanism for how much they despise me.
Letting me know that they have no problems with being gay. (They never ever said the "we love you no matter what line". not that they ever say they love me.) But they ask me if I'm totally sure I'm gay every couple months in the style of an intervention.
I'm just waiting for all of them to die.
>>5298918
I wonder what your own father is involved in, if he's connected with Mitt Romney..
Perhaps you should do digging on your own father. Hopefully he's a decent "family man".
>>5298888
For the record, "chicken hawk" is mostly a term for older gay men who like twinks. Pedophiles don't have a monopoly on it.
>>5298887
That could defend a lot of things, though (like unwarranted drone assassinations of American minors - it's a big military). I guess we'll have to disagree on interpretations - that's alright.
>>5298918
Remember when you tried to make bryce happen? Only newfriends could take you seriously.
>>5298923
Wow that sucks man I'm sorry
I got really lucky my parents are 100% fine with me being gay this thread makes me feel like I'm one of the few with supportive parents
Not rubbing it in or anything I'm very grateful. My problem was pretty minor compared to yours my parents just would think an LDR is silly.
Which I've learned that it kind of....is...
>>5298935
How are you John? Still in college? Being a good boy?
>>5298918
You've got to admit the Mormon stances on homosexuality are horrible. Like, I've met at least one homeless gay KOMF and I don't even live in a big Mormon place.
>>5298909
I think it's because he's 'richer than we ever will be' and has to come here and brag about how good his life is yet fail to see the trials and tribulations modern homosexuals face in their everyday lives. He's ignorant to how people kill themselves because of who they are. He's like Buddha before he ventured out and found the old, sick, and dead man. Until he realizes how autistic he's being right now and has an epiphany saying such as a reflection of such, he'll continue to spew his autistic posts on us in the form of (You)'s.
>>5298940
Never mind that I'll get the popcorn.
>>5298945
Aw, he's paranoid delusional, too!
Yep. We're all bryce.
>>5298953
There you go again! Lets all remember this bit of hilarity.
am i in luv wit u or am i in luv wit the feelin (of being in luv wit u)
this thread is boring. everybody post their erect penis please.
>>5298975
inb4 someone posts johns nudes
>>5298972
am i retard fur typing lik dis or am i completely retard
>>5298975
booger pls
behave yourself
>>5298977
Bryce, you vacillate between hating me and wanting me. Maybe if you had more consistency I could stand you, or maybe more?
>>5298978
i am autistic wit a capital R 4 retard and u r 2
>>5298975
I would but my cock is the worst thing about me.
If my cock was even slightly above average you would see it every single thread.
>>5298984
could you ever stand Chauncey though..could anyone? would you have sex with a black republican?
>>5298975
I will when I finally decide to trim
just u wait bb
>>5298991
I'd be down
>>5298959
>>5298959
>>5298959
You do realize I was Bryce this whole time right? All this summer, I wouldn't have found out if you didn't say anything about him. You even posted his pic here and I used that shit to fuck with you indefinitely. You didn't catch on until late, and you still think I'm some white guy who wants your stretched out smelly cum filled asshole.. Last time I checked I was black and I didn't want you sexually.. Honestly your attitude and current state of mental health is a turn off. Sorry.
>>5298959
>>5298959
>>5298959
>>5298959
Go ahead and blow the dust off those other screenshots of me taking up for you when Rugby and the others were making fun of your emaciated dick and I was actually taking up for you. We could've been friends John, but your severely crippling autism stopped that from happening. Now it's /fa/ for me to hate you. Fuck off John.
>>5299003
Bahhahahahahaha
Don't make me pull up the kik messages of you begging me to drive to alabama or wherever the fuck you live to fuck you
Oh wait, I blocked you, creep!
>>5298993
some blk boys are cute
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yWw5lT1ml8M
>>5298991
but i like girl w/ pd too much to meet up with another trip and have sex with them.
>>5298992
post it babe. this is a judgement free zone.
>>5298998
>trim
wtf why would you trim?
>>5299000
>mfw
>>5299011
Yeah I'm sure you did.. Thing is, I've never talked to you on kik before. I've seen you banned from the gaygen kik chat, but that was before I pulled a Nixon and left before getting banned.
Your autism right now is making me sleepier by the minute.
Who do you miss the most right now?
Well. I calmed down and I can now say that I over reacted. I realized that while I may be thinning. I am taking pictures of somewhat dark, straight hair against a light scalp with the flash on from just the right angle so that I can fuel my own fears and anxieties and enable myself.
/blog
>>5299025
>wtf why would you trim?
bc it's a blonde jungle rn and it makes my dick look smaller
>>5299022
Lol I'm the same guy who samefagged as a fake John and Bryce with passable trips and said shit within a minute of each other. Somebody even called John out on Bryce not being real and said they faked Bryce's existence because John was a piece of shit.
>>5299025
It wouldn't bother m--- I mean, good boy, saving your Chan relationship status for me. Keep it up.
>>5299043
Yeah and as someone who's actually thinning it sorta pisses me off. Enjoy your hair, ya bastard.
>>5299041
Me this morning, before I'd eaten all that.
>>5299053
s-sorry
>>5299046
Thank you
>>5299051
>tfw not femboy
>tfw Hitler will never put it in ur butt
why live
>>5299003
You're my favorite trip chauncy
>>5299051
Aw cmon the whole "hard exterior" thing you do is so see through. You worry about your appearance and worry about how you're perceived and blahblahblah me me me
It's not necessarily a bad thing, but I'm assuming it eats you up until you're cripplingly depressed.
>>5299046
>>5299058
Bryce isn't happening, John.
>>5299041
my friend/bf because he's still stuck at work and suddenly i'm horny as shit for no good reason
Someone stop me from going to /x/ to get romance tarot readings I feel like I'm one of those gullible white girl 20-somethings and they keep telling me I'll find love soon and I'm afraid it's false hope
>>5299041
My ex boyfriend person thing. He didn't even count and I kinda miss him. I moved on though. I think..
>>5299055
What'd you eat?
>>5299063
And why's that anon?
>>5299045
eh different strokes for different folks i guess. :/
>>5299050
i would feel weird idk... i already feel weird with flirting with multiple people on here. i guess im just being stupid... :(
>>5299051
eeeeeeeh i mean you're really hot but if we ever met up i'd want you to take it slow because i don't want to be uncomfortable at all and idk how i feel about us being like similar and stuff but i admire you a lot and think you're a cool person tbqh.
>>5299061
For the small things, like taking a really satisfying poop.
All these fags pretending to be me.
>>5299073
Because that post was 10/10, and this drama is hilarious
>>5299079
Ok, I KNOW its you this time, you ALWAYS post that picture
>tfw want to post my small penis but id just bullied intensely
>>5299105
id be willing to bully you anyway :)
>>5299069
Then definitely try not to think about your boyfriend taking your ass to pound town. Or going down on you. Or playing with your nipples.
That would be bad. :3c
>>5299105
it's okay sadfrog, just post it
>>5299109
>>5299074
You two are so gay.
Upsetting me tbqh.
>>5299095
It's all just Chauncey fucking around with you.
>>5299110
Plese no bully its 2 to 3 inches and very thin...
>>5299068
He refuses to accept that even after I admitted that I was him all along lmao.
>>5299088
Boy who you telling.. This shit is like a soap opera.
>>5299095
>(You)
>me all along
A U T I S M S E K D O T O R G
A U T I S M P A S
AUTISM IS GETTING CLOSER TO HOME GUYS JUST LOOK AT JOHN. GO TO AUTISMSPEAKS.ORG TO LEARN MORE
>>5299109
I ship this but at the same time I want both of you to myself
this is hell
>>5299122
It's been me since June. He won't accept that though. Someone trip on Bryce and shitpost until I'm back.
>>5299125
This is good shit mayne...
>>5299125
yes, there certainly is some autism afoot.
>>5299137
I come in beauties of all shapes and sizes...
>>5299127
So upset rn.
I'm tired.
My back hurts.
>>5299131
gg.
But they need to make DOUBLE GAY general for you two. :]
>>5299109
You can tell that to your meticulously styled hair and eyebrows/propensity to camwhore. Not that I'm complaining, you look nice.
>>5299153
Yeah im useless
>>5298759
>briefs
yes
>>5299154
>wanting to look good = self obsessed
>posting pics on a board created to discuss lgbt stuff = self obsessed
grrrrl why you throwin' some massive shade like that?
>>5299149
You're the cutest one here by far...
anyone else feel the same way?
>>5299180
No im not autistic.
Im never bored because I always find something entertaining to do.
>>5299180
Only if I don't connect or like the group I'm with. Some people my friends are with I can't stand or just don't like.
Are there any trips that aren't self obsessed?
>>5299178
Booger, do not get me started on your anxious self obsession.
But really, there are two reasons to camwhore on a shit board like this:
1) Want validation that you don't look bad
2) Want people to compliment you
Both are kinda narcissistic/stem from being trapped in one's own head and problems. I like camwhores. Just don't pretend there's some reason for doing it other than self interest.
>>5299180
I'm often bored, but then again I'm grateful for being able to feel boredom because it's my internal way of speaking to myself that I need to challenge myself harder and have surpassed my current level.
>>5299206
don't you think it's kind of weird talking to people like this without knowing how they look? feels sort of unnatural. i wish more trips posted pics so i knew who i was talking to.
>>5299206
You're my favorite poster. I love psychological shit break people down for me daddy...
Analyze them...please...
>>5299213
your mum wiped your butt for too long.
>>5299215
did you do amphetamines again. this is bad for your gains writer.
>>5299215
Why haven't you died of your butt AIDS yet?
God.
Fuck.
I'm taking a nap.
>no straight friend
feels bad man
>>5299206
Anon will you analyze me before I go to bed?
>>5299226
go lay in your bed, eyes closed, count backwards from 400 and pay attention to your heart rate and breath whilst counting down. I promise you that you won't remember whether you reached zero or not when you wake up.
>>5299232
you are autistic, and you are basically a white bottom in a black mans body.
>>5299212
I think it can be better without knowing what people look like, hence the anonymous.
If I know what people look like I might treat them differently. Cute people get less criticism and more unwarranted support. It's bad for the cute people because they eventually realize all their success is hinged on something stupid and fleeting, and it's bad for everyone else because I can get caught up supporting some cute person rather than giving people attention based on the merit of their posts.
Do I like seeing cute people here? Certainly. Do I like the drama that follows them here more than an interesting/meaningful conversation?
Certainly not.
I just came so hard I cramped a muscle in my face
>>5299234
i guess i'm too blind to see it. i just think shit like that makes these threads more bearable... id rather see real people here naked or lewd then talk about bullshit drama.
everyone should post pics and cute stories and that would make this thread like 100% better imho.
Why do people always gang up on John?
What did he do? Is it just because he's cocky about being rich, young, and full of cum?
>>5299235
Does that work for everybody?
>>5299240
Only now do I realize that it’s the people I’m around and more-so the people’s general opinion of me that makes my experience either a good experience of a bad experience. Today, I was intrigued to find out how my silence could be used to feign melancholic feelings. In light of my actions, I further realized that today was a major contributing factor in determining if my existence is a problem or not. According to my peers, my quietude and refusal to talk actually prove to be worse than my choosing to talk and contribute to the overall 'positive' mood. While this claim may be true, oftentimes I feel as though I have nothing to contribute to the overall tone of the people around me, instead choosing to keep to myself in silence. In the pursuant days i'd find them sitting away from me, only to be penalized for not following the strict rules set by the hall monitor. In a way, it feels as though they're doing this to spite me, but in lunch, I sat in solitude as anon sat in front of me, but quickly relocated herself to a new seat two tables behind me. The dissociation really helped me cope with being by myself, and my mood's slowly starting to improve without all of the emotional barriers in my life.
I meant like maybe read my dairy entries and tell me what you think. Do I have merit? Can I have s desu?
>>5299232
Chauncey you're a mystery. Idk if you're schizo or multiple people. Either way you have a lot of self hatred and probably need to build a support system around yourself, especially one that supports your sexual identity. Also you need some time to mature.
>>5299248
yeah totally agree
an egotistical circlejerk of attractive people posting pictures of themselves is often more entertaining and enjoyable than shitposting and bs drama
>>5299235
Well I'm just surprised I'm not completely fucked by this point. I usually crash out by hour 30.
>>5299258
>attractive people
>on 4chan
lol
>>5299258
It depends, I prefer face circlejerks to body circlejerks. Except with faces we have that one fucking anon that posts that mediocre model a lot.
Is it dishonest if you push the ruler in toward your pelvis when you measure your dick
Like, you have just a little bit of fat there.
>>5299255
>>5299258
Hey I'm not saying I don't like it, and you guys are both pretty qt; I just like making people think "why am I the camwhore?" or "why do other people not post pictures?"
Maybe it's because you want others to post too, but I'm guessing it has something to do with confidence or self-importance.
>>5299268
no, that is how you measure.
>>5299269
All the trips here are camwhores though to a certain extent.
>>5299272
Oh, good. Doing that crosses the threshold from 5" territory to 6" for me so it's critical to my self esteem
>>5299254
Can we be friends? Do you have Skype? I won't be annoying I just want psychological help and my mom refuses to accept the fact that I have panic disorder. She refused to get me my zoloft prescription but I've calmed down anyway.
>>5299250
Pic related
>>5299280
now go work out and get rid of your FUPA.
>>5299284
I'm trying f a m. I've also lost 3lbs in the last two weeks.
>Thanksgiving
oh shit
>>5299268
I guess, depends how much you're trying to cheat by, and if it's in the 'penile-relevance' zone of 'not having a godzilla cock'.
>>5299275
>why not both?
Because then you get apples and oranges comparisons...
Like 'oh but if x had y body then they'd be a 9' kind of thing.
>>5299278
I will probably never post a picture. So there's that.
>>5299278
i wish i could go back to being an anon, but i think i've taken this trip thing too far...
>>5299289
post tum
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s
t
t
u
m
Was there any family drama at your thanksgiving?
Post thanksgiving stories
>>5298484
You don't need to ban fun where fun does not exist. Yes? So it is.
>>5299275
lol idk if that was meant as underhanded as it seemed. It must be hard having people dig up old pictures of you, though. It's even worse for trips that've posted genitals. Look at the john mushroom dick fiasco.
I just want to jump into the mind of someone when they're thinking about posting nudes. It's gotta be a poignant combination of arousal, desperation, arrogance, urgency, and ignorance of consequences.
>>5299283
Chauncey I'm not that retarded. I really doubt you wouldn't be annoying.
>>5299298
I wanna sit on that tum and cum all over that chest.
>>5299298
be warned faggots. for this tum is fake and full of terrors.
>>5299292
I know the feel. I am anon not by choice really. Entire threads would be dedicated to me if I tripped. I just have such an aweinspiring presence that people notice. I take everything I do to far.
>>5299289
Didn't you post a really half ass one once?
>>5299305
No I'm serious. I'm not like this when I'm actually chatting with someone alone. I'm much calmer and I listen to reason. Give it a try? It would mean a lot to me anon...
>>5299300
>>5299306
Oh sweeties, that isn't me. I posted that joke a couple of gens ago too.
I was gonna do one with the McPoyle twins but I couldn't be bothered to find a good snap.
>>5299305
>a poignant combination of arousal, desperation, arrogance, urgency, and ignorance of consequences.
That's about right
>>5299164
idk where i got that pic but
it's a joke i think
there's a framed picture of lana del rey
>>5299313
stranger danger
Once my anonymity is gone, I change. My emotional dependence on others shines through. I can't cope with the stress of another maturing, occasionally suicidal and depressed gay man. You can't handle my shit either.
Don't take this personally. Also don't take it as a challenge. Learn to live your life without relying on others for emotional stability. That's what I'm trying to do.
I always feel so fucking cold when i wake up
>>5299312
No. Only 2 people have seen me at all.
>>5299330
Okay well on that note I'm going to bed.
I hate being in this general the only reason Im in it is because Ive lost all my online friends there are so many annoying trips in this place though i literally just want to find a better community
>>5299337
come out and live in a religious community in a beautiful place out in the country
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zVWcptE6UAI
>>5299337
i'm probably one of those trips causing you this emotional pain but i just want you to know i know this feel.
>>5299326
???
no
its lana del rey
>>5299337
I know this feel.
Sludge irish and senpai were better. They were just gay men. These faggots are just soc lite faggots that are borderline straight.
>>5299332
Where did you get the name writer anon from? Why'd you choose it?
>>5299344
How woule you know if it you are causing it?
>>5299326
I feel like it's difficult to determine if someone who you've only known online has your best interest in mind. Especially difficult when you have a persona and some "fame". Look at how that christmas hitler is a thing. Why use your name? What if he was a sadistic fuck and waited to get nudes before impersonating you? Shit could be horrific.
Is there a reason you prefer electronic romances? Ease of termination/you don't have to put on pants/worried about judgement for you irl persona?
>>5299337
I mean... It's not like someone is holding you down and peeling your eyes open. Make the "community" better by... communing.
>>5299344
No you're okay most of the time
I dunno I kind of ignore you no offence but at the same time you don't really bother me unlike a bunch of others here
>>5299350
>me
>straight
oh honey
>>5299354
>tfw no friends irl
>tfw most of my socialization is here
>tfw want to have irl friends and leave this place
i know these feels.
>>5299356
i'm ok with that.
STR8 CRUSH
VERY VERY BAD
WHAT DO
This isn't even a crush, this is love. What fucking do.
>>5299355
>you have a persona and some "fame"
lol wat
I'm a namefag on a 4chan board...
And I don't prefer, "electronic romances" over anything
I can just find way hotter guys online than I ever could irl
and I'm a fan of cute boys, what can I say?
>>5299363
Step one: Stop being a teenager
>>5299366
>tfw 21
Nope.
>>5299074
Awwww.
>tfw not sure if I should bulk or cut
One the one hand ill be fit at the end of it all and have a nice ass and glutes.
On the other end im already almost finished cutting and have a six pack abs coming in but barely any ass and thighs.
Such a dilemma....
>>5299367
Well
You're hopeless
>>5299368
hey you're back<3
i missed you. anons were bullying me while you were gone.
>>5299363
take two deep breaths with your stomach, in through the nose out through the mouth.
welcome your feelings and everything attached to them.
welcome the ability to let go, they are not you, they do not define you.
welcome letting go right now.
welcome the feeling of the moment, are you happy right now in the presence of the moment. can you feel the connectivity that we all share by being in the presence? can you feel the same love towards everyone you meet?
>tfw i am the only good looking and sane person in these thrreads
>>5299372
Oh my!
What did they do?
In the name of the moon, I shall punish them!
>>5299372
>bullying
You were just attention whoring as that other anon said.
It disgusts me seeing all these autists still posting at this tome. I already woke up for work while you cunts have to whore around on this board.
>>5299375
Nobody is sane here but they are all somewhat cute. There's nobody that's posted here that full blown ugly.
They are all fucking insane though.
>>5299375
>tfw bf
Need a pic of sp's face real quick
Pls deliver
>>5299388
I'm not smoking anything, I don't do drugs. When you toss aside the things that you feel are you, such as your pain or thoughts or troubles, you'll often find yourself living in the presence. You might be indebted or in love with someone, but is that you 100% of the time or is it just a story or a narrative you tell yourself? Trying actively working on being in the moment of now, and see if that doesn't make things better.
>>5299382
>Do you think that you place too much importance on physical appearance?
probably yes
but there are different levels of attraction for me
I can find someone hot physically and just leave it at that
but for me to find someone completely attractive as in bf material, they'd need to be attractive and have a good personality
You could probably say my standards/expectations are too high though
>>5299398
Usually when people say that someones expectations or standards are too high it's actually the other way around. We attract the things we are currently able to attract, instead of lowering your standards work on improving yourself.
So I'm messing around with Roll20 and I think if I can get it down I could maybe set up a fun 5e campaign. never fugged with it before so i'm not sure how well it would go... but if anyone is interested let me know and i'll keep practicing and try to build a campaign for gay gen. ;~;
Can someone redpill me on the bryce John chauncey situation?
Way more interesting than some nerd tabletop shit.
>>5299403
Ayyy I'm the anon who originally suggested a gg campaign, so I'd be down.
I'm very inexperienced though, just a heads up.
>>5299398
I often feel the same way, like I'm expecting some perfect guy to come around. Maybe he will, idk. I wonder if it's better to have high standards and wait for someone who fits them and is attracted to me, or to just take what I can get.
>>5299406
-john posts loads of personal information under an attributable trip including nudes and stories of a sexual encounter
-someone jokingly pretends to be the person from said encounter
-John: "bryce is that you"
-"yes I am this bryce"
-numerous posters pretend to be bryce possibly including John himself
-chauncey admits to having been a bryce
You're up to speed. Try not to catch the autism.
>>5299383
Yes
>>5299420
Lololololol that's awesome
When did Chauncey get so based?
>>5299412
Msg me on Skype if you set something up :D
troubadour(underscore)ceol
[replace (underscore) with _]
>>5299412
i'm thinking like 4 more people interested and i'll put forth the effort. if not, it's probably not worth spending time building a campaign from scratch.
umm add me to skype i guess if you're interested so we can keep in touch or just like be here when i ask for recommended times and days?
no experience required. a mic would be nice so we can converse easily while playing. ;~;
that's it i think... good night gaygen.
spookywitchpussy
>>5299424
added
>>5299428
Awesome, it'll be cool if we can get this to happen :)
>>5299422
I mean... shitting on john isn't worth applauding.
Here's my problem: if some of the characters in a story are made up, who's to say the rest aren't? Is chauncey john? Is john chauncey? Is john the fool or are we?
>>5299428
id love to take part - i always wanted to play D&D - but i live in london so maybe the time zones would be screwy?
>>5299432
Chauncey did become more normal acting today. That being said he doesn't get much responses anyway so I dont see why a troll would pick that persona.
Rugby freddie niggerfaggotetc those shitposters get the most responses.
>>5299433
you should add me anyway and we could probably work something out maybe. i'm going to bed now though so i'll have to ttyl and discuss later. :/
i hate my life and i wish i was dead
>>5299432
idk why
john is intentionally playing a character that is unlikable for attention
>>5299464
I know this feel. I've let my insanity and insecurity guide me. It's made me weaker yet in a much better place in life.
>>5299464
same
I'm playing skyrim again after like 3 years and it feels like it's new again :D
>>5299494
At least you probably have a decent sized penis.
That's literally all that matters.
>>5299494
I have an iq of 110 and I'm still a dummy.
>>5299503
>thinking dick size actually matters
unless it's below 3 or above 8 you're fine
and even then, there's always bottoming
>>5299508
That surprisingly made me feel a bunch better about myself hitler. Like thats all I needed to hear.
Bottoming is not my style though. Im going to meet up with a guy from grindr for the first time im nervous but whatever. Never been with a guy.
>>5299508
more like below 5 really
>>5299513
You can still hit boipussy prostate with 4[1]
1.^ taking my prostate massager
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>>5299513
Nah.
Tiny cocks are nice when I'm feeling lazy.
>>5299517
Im the opposite. Everything about me is great. Im cute smart funny confident great values great human being than yup under 5 inch penis and thin.
At least with you its like opposite. They are disappointed the entire time than they get excited.
Mine is they get extremely excited because of how great I am than extreme disappointment. There's no worse toll on self esteem.
>>5299517
Was it online? Those are basically meaningless.
Besides, IQ only really measures your problem solving skills, not overall "intelligence". Someone could have a huge IQ and know nothing.
>>5299527
Hitler, you're the only one on this board who gives real talk about dick size and I really respect you for it. Everyone else here is a size queen.
>>5299527
>5.1
>average
lmaoooo
babby weiner desu
>>5299542
People who care about size have either seen not enough or too many weiners.
"I have no idea what dicks are like except from porn" versus "I've had bigger"
>>5299545
You'll swallow my babby dick to the root and like it senpai, got it!
Pls
>>5299551
I care about size, but more staying on the low-to-mid end.
I can only really admire huge ones. Can't just unhinge my jaw and ass in an hour without breaking something.
>>5299559
>Can't just unhinge my jaw and ass in an hour without breaking something.
Lol scrub
>>5299572
hahahahaha
10/10
>>5299572
Lol dank
>>5299572
>tfw meme
yes
>>5298674
B-but I'm masc anon
>>5299598
>tfw not a living meme
just fucking end me now
>>5299607
btw hitler I tried plugging the Ritalin tonight, 8/10 I'm going to be up all night
>>5299613
nice
told you it was pretty good
>>5299613
plugging is the best way to do drugs. If you look at bioavailabilities, you end up using less drugs to get higher.
>>5299607
>he doesnt even know he is a meme
>>5299621
bullygen pls
i just want love and bp
>>5299623
And Santy Claus!
>>5299621
Not him, his haircut.
>>5298835
>tfw my dad likes my bf more then me
;_;
>>5299572
Dank as fuck I approve. Well played my friend.
>>5298534
No, you can't sit on it, e.g. you have to lie down to use it. Continuse computer use is not advised because it works on focusing on your body, namely the internal organ; prostate.
Clicking, remember that one vid etc etc will distract you, and not utilize the toy.
It is, however, easy to clean, so there's that.
If you mainly jo at your desk, its no good mate, sorry.
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