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>>5288551
1st for image limit was not reached
and
>tfw no bf
>>5288561
I just made it early because I have been wanting to use this image all week
>>5288570
its a pretty good image
>>5288551
>tfw no bf to keep me safe as the world falls apart
första for op's pic is pretty funny
>>5288629
>its nice, but winter is just rolling in here, and this will be my first time snow driving, pretty nervous
that feel when you will never drive through snow
Sup /mtfg/
How are you on this night/day?
>tfw my brother's gf says i look a lot more like my sister then i do my brothers
i-is this what being bughoxed is about..? ._.;
>>5288643
Watching a movie
Feeling lonely, I really want a bf or gf right now
How are you?
>>5288644
its only hugboxing when they know you are a tran
>>5288644
I look just like my mom, there's a pic of her in her teens where it looks like me crossdressing.
testosterone fugged me up for sure though, my mom is just high test ;~;
I don't think that's hugboxing though
>>5288646
Same I've been for about 2 days now
shitty but trying to stay good.
What movie you watching?
>>5288642
youre not missing much, its just colder, harder to see, harder to stop, harder to control in general, and just dangerous Tbh
>>5288494
no reason to be jelly anon. altho ok the coat i got IS fucking amazing. it's the perfect pastel pink shade, it goes with everything i'm obsessed with it. the other stuff i got is cute too but the coat was the best. it was originally 300$ but i got it for 130 cause of dat outlet life
>>5288520
o-oh i mean still it sounds productive!! who doesn't love lunch!?!
>>5288522
:( i'm sorry girl. you shouldn't be anxious you'll be more than fine. plus only a month till chrimbus!!!
>>5288538
>My gf
i thought she wasn't your gf tho. i mean are you sure she's missing? i'm sure she's fine if she is
>>5288652
>but trying to stay good
Thats the spirit, Im proud of you!
And its LotR Return of the King, extended edition so Ive been watching this forever now
>>5288643
I want off this ride desu
>tfw don't understand how my face can be so masculine still
>tfw don't know what to do
I know I need new glasses but I can't afford it yet.
My masculinity comes from my eyes and brow I think ;_;
>>5288655
Why thank you
I've never actually seen the LotR films, though my dad is big fan of them. I probably should watch them one day.
>tfw she's offline
>>5288644
i think that's what being qt is about actually
>>5288654
She hasn't showed up to work in 3 days, nobody has heard from her, and I can't get a hold of her. I just want to know she's safe.
>>5288657
Same
I hope you feel better
>>5288654
The jelly isnt just about the stuff you got, its also about stuff like how youre so good at makeup cisgirls want you to teach them and other things. Thats all.
>>5288658
>tfw should have gotten the pairs of glasses I thought were too feminine while I was repressing over the summer
>>5288659
You should, they`re pretty neat but watch them with someone if you watch the extended editions, they`re so long and I get lonely.
>>5288653
>its just colder
sign me up
>harder to see, harder to stop, harder to control in general, and just dangerous Tbh
sounds like fun
>>5288666
My glasses arent that masculine but I need to change something because i'm super masculine.
Prettier haircut and new glasses would help a bit but I would still look very masculine.
I think I need heavy ffs which I cant afford.
Woops. On the driving topic.
>>5288667
>>5288675
Teach me drive Kelly
Haven't even started mones but want to give up. Been so depressed past few weeks.
>>5288679
Me too, hopefully dysphoria will die down soon
So is aife the one that keeps trying to ruin everyone's lives?
>>5288674
>harem
Fuck that, I want my man to love me and only me.
>>5288669
Take it one step at a time, you cant do all of that at once. Just focus on whatever is the most possible and make that your goal for now.
>>5288672
>Nice trips
>666
I am literally Satan
>Don't really have anyone to watch with desu
Watch with me!
>>5288679
I know how that is, but you need to remember that you should at least try.
>>5288683
No thats me, since Im Satan now.
>>5288679
HRT does nothing, try passing now anon.
>>5288662
obv suicide
>>5288674
What kind of Harem?
>>5288684
Satan
I will serve you for eternity, if you grant me my wishes
>>5288684
Are you "best girl" material?
>>5288684
For me it's all about money at this point and if I can't pass with prettier hair and new glasses I will never pass.
HRT has done all it can and i'm getting old.
>>5288694
u know wat 2 do
what article of clothing should i buy from amazon
there's a disturbing lack of things i'm waiting for in the mail
>>5288662
:( would she like be visiting people this week for the holidays??? i'm sorry girl that sucks to have to worry about
>>5288666
o-oh, w-well it's just cause i went to school for it. cis girls are always askin me stuff about clothes and makeup and skincare etc cause i spend so much time on it yknow lol. if you're similar to me in those regards or intend to be one day you'll get it lots tooooo
>>5288679
mones will help, trust
>>5288679
if you don't try, you'll never make it, but if you start HRT, you might
ganbatte, anon
HRT made me a lot less depressed overall for what it's worth to you
>>5288695
Not really, i'm really lost.
>>5288699
Onesies
>>5288654
>:( i'm sorry girl. you shouldn't be anxious you'll be more than fine.
I'm completely unemployable and I'm not sure if they're going to grant me this retirement money release and if I don't then I'm up poop creek because I'm going to be paying $800 a month rent alone and thats just my half and like I'm waiting for a letter from the government so I can take it and my bank statements and all the trans documentation and proof of current rent situation try to get public housing.
>plus only a month till chrimbus!!!
this is true, 29 days 5 hours 47 minutes
>>5288699
stripey coloured knee high socks
>>5288690
The kind where I can't choose between any of you and end up loving all my wifeys equally.
>>5288699
a gt bow
>>5288692
And what are your wishes, my new servant?
>>5288693
Do you consider the clumsy, stupid, lazy, comedic relief girl as best girl?
>>5288694
What about ffs once you can afford it?
>>5288700
>it's just cause i went to school for it.
I dont think Im gonna go that far but I wanna spend a ton of time on cosmetic stuff cause I wanna be the best!
>>5288706
pls kuppy i'm not a babby
>>5288707
>>5288709
these are both 2lewd
but maybe stripey socks
i need to get boyshorts too
>>5288711
I will never be able to afford it since i'm too uncomfortable to live as a man, could never get a job because dropped out of school because of dysphoria and I can't pass obviously.
>>5288711
To be a cute girl desu
and uh power nearly equal to satan
>>5288711
No, but there's more to you than that.
>>5288713
Fine then
A cute shirt with a cute skirt
>>5288713
>not just going commando
>>5288677
I would Kuppy, its actually fun for me lol.
>>5288718
Lewd
>>5288718
but how will i tuck if i go commando
>>5288715
Wish granted, you are now a cute succubus but you need to cuddle me every night to continue living.
Denied, I need to keep you in your place after all~
>>5288716
>No, but there's more to you than that.
Probably... Dont worry, Im best girl!
>>5288714
Well I hope the hair and glasses work, if just enough that you can get a job and stuff!
>>5288721
>>5288708
that sounds nice tbhon
>>5288721
with snug fitting jeans
>>5288721
bandaids
>>5288719
I got some experience so far, I've only ran over 3. Need to run over 10 before I can get off the learner's permit
>>5288722
I hope it works too, I want to have some kind of hope of passing so I can get motivation to work on my voice and stuff.
Right now I just cry and stuff all day.
>tfw will never be comfortable enough to make friends, do something every day and talk to people
>>5288722
>Cuddling
Fine by me
>I need to keep you in your place
But I wanted power to create chaos on Earth.
>>5288729
s-stop looking at me like that
>>5288724
i gotta look up tutorials or something on how to use medical tape
>>5288730
do they make bandaids that big
>>5288722
I thought I was best girl ;-;
>>5288735
>do they make bandaids that big
any size you want
besides your tinkler still has a long way to shrink
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
GUYS DO I PASS???
>>5288746
Yeah but
I can do shit on my spare time, like say vidya or shitpost on /mtfg/?
>>5288699
>>5288713
>>5288721
>>5288735
>yfw kiwi is just a hat that wears different anime girls
goodnight everyone
>>5288740
you win this time anon, but i'll be back O-O
>>5288749
SPOOKY
>>5288741
hey trasheme
>>5288749
>>5288750
gnight Sammy
>>5288749
kiwi x brainslug new OTP
>>5288754
ey lmumo
>>5288758
>>5288760
oh god
what have I done
what sort of unholy union is this??
>>5288751
>tfw no Kit hat
>>5288771
hi kit how are you rn
Does hot weather make you horrny?
my sex drive has been through the roof recently and I'm getting bloods to see if my T blockers stopped working or something, but it's also gone from like 15 degrees to 35 almost overnight...
what can I do about a non-passable body, /mtfg/? my face is fine and from selfies I'm always labeled female, same with when I'm out most of the time, but I'm 6'1 and thus have some pretty broad shoulders that lead to me being labeled male occasionally.
I'm pretty skinny for reference.
what can I do?
>>5288771
I-I've been changing chen comics into sheen comics but I don't think anyone thinks they're funny
>>5288781
eat a sandwich
My power went out girls
I'm scared
>>5288786
t-thanks
>>5288789
do you have any candles?
>>5288794
Yes
There is one right next to me
>>5288793
Ive eaten three already... gotta put on that weight for winter yo
>>5288781
look up fashion tips for inverted triangle body types and just do everything you can to minimize your shoulders and accentuate everything else. long open cardigans help, scoop necks, dark colored tops and jackets with lighter bottoms, a-line dresses and skirts, wrap style dresses or tops, ruched sides in tops and dresses, light or medium wash jeans as opposed to dark wash or black, etc etc... those are the main guidelines that i use but you can find a lot more if you search it
>>5288797
but its late, I shouldn't eat now!
>tfw can't remember the last time something good happened in my life that wasn't immediately taken away or ruined
I want off Mr. Bones wild ride
>>5288800
its not like you'll turn into a gremlin or anything
i-is it?
>>5288800
okay nini ^_^
>>5288789
But why
>>5288803
Hey, its gonna be okay. Alright? Itll be okay AV.
>>5288781
Baggy sweaters
>>5288789
last time my power went out i got out this LED lantern and beat my bf's ass at dominos like 5 times and he was like "im never playing dominos w/ u again"
>>5288815
you should have gotten out connect four and monopoly too :D
>>5288799
thank you! I've been trying to dress better to this code but i still feel pretty self conscious of them.
also, I'm pretty slender, but do you think any kind of workout/diet could help it in any way? I'm planning to start running again (I had to stop for some health reasons a few months back) soon but wasn't sure if it'd make a big difference in relation to that.
>>5288796
that's good at least
power outages scare me too
have you ever heard of a blackout buddy? It's like a little flashlight that you can plug and leave into an outlet and if the power goes off it immediately turns on
my mom got me one years ago and I've only needed it once or twice but it's really comforting to have
>>5288815
aren't you like 6'2?
isn't your boyfriend like 43?
>>5288809
Seriously though, I can't remember having a sustained happiness that wasn't immediately followed by crippling despair
>>5288813
to be honest I find those just accentuate it more by puffing out my arms /etc
I think cardigans work best? >_<
>>5288771
here u go
>>5288822
Thats life though. Good things happen, bad things happen, you just need to ride the tide as it goes up and down.
>>5288806
h-hey just because it's late doesn't mean my insomnia won't keep me up all night ;___;
>>5288826
do me
not like that tho EW
>>5288820
that's what my phones for desu
>>5288771
KIT.......
>>5288827
5'5
yeah right it's been proven you are 6'2
and your bf is old enough to be your dad
>>5288828
my life is like 5% good things, 95% bad things.
this tide is made of piss and I don't know how to swim
>>5288835
Life a shit
Trying to stay positive is hard
But God damn it I'm trying
Stay strong Amy
4G is over the limit
I must be off until my power returns
Have fun you all
>>5288834
show proof bb
>>5288832
ikr lmao
>>5288842
gag no power no data... good luck! lol
>go outside
>guy pants fit really badly
>impossible to hide boobs anymore
>long hair with flat bangs
>voice is super squeeky and sounds like someone chopped off my balls
>tfw face is too masculine to present as female
It hurts so much.
>>5288842
ttyl kuppy! stay safe
>>5288826
oh wow
Will I ever be loved?
>>5288849
Heeeeeeelp.
What do I do?
This is so awkward and weird.
>>5288838
I don't want to keep struggling, I'd rather just drown. the only reason I haven't so far is that I'm so afraid of not being liked that I'm afraid of hurting people as a redult of my death
>>5288856
iktf ;-;
>>5288849
iktf, I look really ugly when I go out in girlmode but cute when I got out in boymode, I also my boobs stick out of most of my clothes now so I have to wear a big hoodie
>>5288860
I need money and I need a less masculine face ;_;
Wouldn't even mind going fulltime with a male voice at this point, this is just weird and once winter is over I can't even use jackets to hide my boobs.
Jackets are the only thing that works.
Fuuuuuck
>>5288863
>hoodies hide your boobs
check your privilege tbhon
>>5288865
I need to do voice work too, but I'm sick. I just wore jackets all summer
>>5288849
>voice is super squeeky and sounds like someone chopped off my balls
how old are you, because that's amazing
>>5288849
and how masculine is your face?
you can always get your hair styled differently so it makes your face look more feminine, as well as use make up and stuff if you aren't already
>>5288854
I love you anon
>>5288852
not when i'm 10-15ft closer to the camera than the door is.. and if you mean broadcasting on cam i'm more than likely sitting down anyway.. lmao
>>5288865
Boobs don't make up for a face that people stop and stare at on the street
I'd gladly trade it
>>5288775
hi im ok ! are you well?
thanks for the hat ^^
>>5288830
OMG POOKS !!!!! :3
how are you qt???
>>5288871
I'm 22, I don't really use my male voice for anything other than stuff like dentist or shrink though.
No female voice either though.
>and how masculine is your face?
It's very masculine, I have these bangs to hide one of the worst features of my face but it's not enough I think, even my eyes are super masculine.
post nudes itt
>>5288885
nudes
>>5288880
i'm ok, probably gonna sleep soon and dream of cute boys
& np!
>>5288849
I know this feel too anon... ;-;
my face is passable and pretty much everything else except my shoulders. im stuck in this awkward situation, should I present male or female, and I feel like either way I look awful
>>5288871
I wish you actually did
>tfw looking over messages from a guy who could be really sweet but was also bad for me
It hurts I want him back but I know he`s not stable and is just gonna make me hurt again
>>5288885
h-how's this?
reminder rawr used to be friends with ufufu but then turned around and doxxed her while cackling away like a witch
>>5288893
>I pass
>should I present as male or female
We don't share feels, I bet your shoulders aren't even 16"
>>5288853
I did this thing
>>5288887
>dream of cute boys
I dreamed of hugh jackman last night and he yelled at me tho
nn kiwi I am prolly going to bed soon too
>>5288880
KIT
KIT
KIT
Hi I'm well how've you been
>>5288887
woa almost penta
Hi kiwi
sleep well bebbyboo
>>5288893
present as a TWINK
>>5288896
i prefer uncut
>>5288901
OH WOW thanks sheen omg ! it moves @_@
>>5288903
im goooood ^^
just like studying and stuff for my exams later on in the week @_@
it's rough but yeah !! i'm so glad to hear everything is well with you!
>tfw awkward man for life
>>5288900
I definitely don't pass, my upper body causes me to get labelled male probably 75% of the time.
I'm stuck in a sort of andro mode of cardigans and skinny jeans and all so maybe if I wore skirts and things it'd be better. I just need confidence.
>>5288903
hi pookie
i made ur hat
ok g'n /mtfg/
>>5288906
me too honestly
cut gems look more or less the same thing with different colors, whereas uncut rocks and minerals have all sorts of amazing geometric shapes
I used to pick up different types of rocks when my dad took me camping and hiking and stuff, uncut minerals are really pretty
>>5288911
How bad is your upper body?
If your face is fine you'll probably pass.
Face is the most important thing tbhon
>>5288913
also because of those shapes i think the light refracts more beautifully..
theres not many easy to find gems in australia unfortunately : s
Power is back, miss anything good?
ow stinging butthole
alright, I'm going to bed. here's to hoping I don't wake up.
>>5288923
Yah kit posted lewds on unsee, deleted now
>>5288925
heres wishing i wont either..
>>5288915
I'm not sure, I'll measure my shoulders tomorrow and post then.
but my face is okay, I've posted a pic of it to other places without people guessing I'm trans. it's my height and barrel chest / etc that gets me
>>5288930
HER BUTT IS YAH
>>5288931
How tall?
I bet you don't even have 16" broad shoulders
>>5288935
tfw I think I have longer than 16" shoulders
I am fucked?
>>5288937
I'm fucked with 16" shoulders and 5´10" tall, I dunno.
>>5288935
>>5288938
>tfw 5'8 and 16" shoulders
I don't even know why I want to get on E, nothing will ever be able to fix me in any way. I was doomed from the start. I almost died as an infant and I wish I fucking would have.
>>5288938
grr I'm taller than you
;-;
5'11-6 foot
>>5288939
That's not even bad, end yourself.
Face matters way more than these things anyway.
How much would it cost to get
Hair Colored Hair cut Nails done ???
>>5288941
>long face
Is there a chance for me?
>>5288941
I'm extremely ugly and that almost dying thing also affected my face.
>>5288943
If it's long but feminine.
Mine isn't long but extremely masculine.
Things like big chin, jaw, nose or brow will ruin it for some people.
>>5288942
about $100-150 for hair
nails depends on what you want done but about $60-70 for a manipedi + a colour
>>5288922
exactly
I know that feel, in the west coast we mostly just have quartz and agates and stuff
my dad actually took us to a massive obsidian (quarry? idk) and we found a lot of it. We had a couple buckets full, but most of it is at his house. Speaking of the refraction, I love how the edge of obsidian looks, with that glassy translucency it has. I tried to show it here but that's not the best example and indoor lighting isn't going to really show that off
>>5288945
>Big forehead and long nose
Fuck me
where can i find ufufu's lewd pics?
>>5288948
16" is pretty large
>>5288932
How many trips do you have lewds of?
>>5288949
Get bangs and I don't think a bad nose is the worst thing ever.
Large chin, jaw or brow bone is much worse.
I have all of them ;_;
>>5288954
I'm sorry to hear that anon
I hope things go well for you
>>5288952
alright. ;x;
I'm anxious to find out tomorrow now. I have a feeling they're pretty large.
I guess I should probably tripcode so I'll be recognized, too
>>5288959
Thanks but i've given up already.
>>5288962
What keeps you going then?
>>5288952
can you measure shoulders from a chest measurement?
>>5288949
I have the same it really sucks, I just wish my nose was a normal large rather than the comically large one I have
My nose actually looks like the photo on the left
>>5288964
MMO's and my crush.
Tiny hope that I will somehow fix my face too I guess but it won't happen.
>>5288965
You measure them from behind across your shoulders i'm pretty sure.
>>5288972
18-19 inches? is this hopeless? I'm a 44 inch chest kinda, at least in fred perry sweaters
>>5288988
I wouldn't say it's hopeless. There's always someone out there who's going to like you.
>tfw girly face but disgusting make body with a flat butt
>>5288972
What MMO's do you like playing?
>>5288952
16" is average for a cis female
>>5288994
fucking hell, but if I lose muscle, then my shoulders will become thinner right?
>>5289002
Well yeah of course. That's why guys with actual muscles have bigger shoulders, due to the area around it like the traps. lose weight and you'll lose width
>>5288988
Probably not, you shouldn't worry so much about these things and focus more on your face.
>>5288999
That's a secret but I like grindy ones that keep me busy so I can't think about how shitty my life is and dysphoria stuff.
>>5289001
For fat and old women maybe.
My mom has the same width.
>>5289004
I have no muscles but I have fat, will losing weight make my shoulders smaller?
>>5289007
Depends where the fat is. Losing fat in general will make your body smaller, but it won't make your bones smaller. Meaning, if you have broad shoulders, you're going to have them even if you lose weight. If you do look up girls that do have broad shoulders if you ever feel bad, I know girls personally that have them and they get self conscious about it too.
>>5289005
http://www.caloriecount.com/forums/health-support/average-shoulder-width-woman-whats
>>5289005
consider playing ffxiv if you haven't, if you want to play a new mmo.
soup?
>>5289010
Okay, good shoulders wont help me when my face is super manly.
>>5289011
I did play it for a bit but I prefer games with pvp.
>>5289012
I just woke up.
Can't get much sleep these days
>>5289014
Would recommend playing mmos with friends
>>5289015
I thought you said you got FFS? So it was a giant ruse all along, typical.
>>5289015
Ive to go to class in 2 hours. I dont wanna tho
>>5289018
I play them with my crush but usually avoid making friends because I can't use voice chat yet and presenting as male really sucks, even if it's online.
>>5289021
But I did get ffs
>>5289024
I got a 10 hour work shit today.
I don't want to go
>>5289015
Wow you're cute
>>5289031
at least you get paid tho ;_;
>>5289027
I don't see it. You just changed your hair and you're pulling a strange surprised look with your eyebrows.
>>5289032
Thanks
>>5289034
True
>>5289035
So you don't see the eyebrow lift, lip lift, fat gray in the upper lip, cheeks and nasal folds, rounded chin, etc
>watching we steal secrets
>the chelsea manning stuff comes on
>they show some of her messages
>it's too hard to watch
>go to bed
>you will never pass
>>5289042
Oh god that documentary is so sad when it comes to that stuff, it's even worse when you get to what the goverment did to her afterwards
>>5289015
I think you look beautiful.
>>5289036
Are you completely happy with ffs results?
>>5289015
Wtf you look like an alien now
>>5289045
hey hon
Good morning, what's everyone having for breakfast?
Where do I go to make irl friends /mtfg/? I'm so lonely.
>>5289061
Hi, i'm the biggest hon that has ever posted in these generals.
>>5289062
>eating breakfast
I never do that these days, besides it's night so I can't do it even if I wanted to.
>>5289063
You're not worthy of having friends.
>>5289068
hey, iktf
its okay tho, I have pets
>>5289063
Start servicing gloryholes in a truck stop shit stall.
>>5289066
you are if you will never pass hon
>>5289071
Wouldn't, like, "Dissociative identity disorder samefag" work better here?
>>5289067
Late night cereal is the best though!
>Be me on Skype
>Person annoys me
>Rant at that
>Feel like shit afterwards
Dysphoria please why must you make me like this?
>>5289074
I will never pass but it's okay, I accepted my fate.
Even fucking potc could pass and I can't.
>>5289078
>Dissociative identity disorder samefag
is that what your dr diagnosed you?
>>5289082
Potc doesn't even pass for human never mind female.
>>5289082
it's not my fault you are ugly and overly masculine so stop blaming me for it. its not a healthy way to deal with your situation
1st time here ever.
i want to be pretty, i want large boobs , i want cute face.
but i also want to still fuck equally cute big breasted women.
i also want to keep muh penis.
what does this make me?
>>5289084
Yeh
Ihave a brain codnition man
>>5289085
Neither do I.
>>5289087
What
>>5289088
Probably trans.
>>5289063
Work is good place
>>5289096
so , lesbian? trans-lesbian?
>>5289088
delusional
>>5289089
you must be dumb then
>tfw face too bad to present as woman
>tfw getting old
>>5289101
iunno anon, i think i can pull it off, im already a pretty cute baby faced guy.
>>5289100
>trans-lesbian?
Yes. You should probably talk to a gender psychiatrist or something if you are very confused about how you feel...or not, I don't know what's best for you.
>>5289107
>gender psychiatrist
this exists?
wow ty.
>>5289092
fuck you and stop posting pictures of female characters since you dont pass you fucking ugly ass male
>>5289111
It ain't easy being hon.
>>5289103
u nailed it m8
>tfw you realize just how lewd you really are
wow i'm so gross
I want to take Angie for a picnic in the park.
>>5289123
fag
>tfw face is beyond help
>>5289119
Embrace it
I need to get more lewd
>>5289111
as annoying as that constant whiner is, you should call people ugly
>>5289132
*shouldn't
>>5289132
>whiner
I'm just sharing feels, it makes me feel better since I only have myself to talk to.
>tfw you're not cis
wanna cry right now
>>5289119
Its ok to be lewd though.
Anyway your far from the lewdest person in this place. Circle has posted some super lewd webm's.
>>5289138
>tfw you're not cis
>tfw you will never pass
;_;
>>5289138
Let's cry together
Staying positive failed
>>5289143
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HSa3Gy3EOtA
here, have a song for comfort :3
>>5289147
Thanks :')
It's just being getting to me
>>5289119
>0% on half the bdsm test
>lewd
Kit pls
>tfw too ugly to even post a pic and ask for feedback
why live
>>5289154
Hello Jörmy
>>5289154
post nudes jormy
>>5289165
Stop stuttering
WOOP WOOP
THATS THE SOUND OF THE POLICE
I'm going to sleep now
Good night /mtfg/
>>5289176
Sweet dreams.
>>5289176
Nighty night noob.
How to pass with big nose, ugly jaw and chin, manly eyes and big brow?
>>5289174
W-Wha !!! who are they here for!!!! you???
>>5289189
>just get ffs
>>5289196
What do you do until you can afford it?
/mtfg/ if i buy a dildo will that ruin my butt virginity?
I've never used one before but I kind of really need it sooooo
>>5289199
Bag on head
>>5289200
It shouldn't. At least not in a way a partner would notice. And it's probably a good idea to get used to it a bit.
>>5289196
>just buy more money
>>5289196
You forgot the :)
>>5289200
You'll be disappointed when you try it.
>>5289206
I hope a bus hits you today
>>5289211
The bus won't pass.
>>5289211
Me too but i'm not going outside again today.
New antidepressants might help, i'm really sorry for shitposting so much.
Quit talking about want to die.
Try to better yourselves.
>>5289204
what if I don't?
how painful is your first time if you're a complete virgin?
>>5289231
Prepare for rivers of blood and prolapsed anus
>Doges devour my fucking kebab
>Next morning
>They have to go outside to shit EIGHT times in total
>They never have to go at the same time
Jesus, I've just been walking them all day.
Also
>mfw the older one pisses on the floor in protest when I wont let him sleep in my bed
He looked me straight in the eyes and everything, this fucking dog man.
>>5289231
If it's painful you're not doing it right.
>>5289240
Oh hello I haven't seen you for a while.
>>5289189
It would be extremely painful!
>>5289243
so if I do it right then it won't be? I honestly have no idea
how can I do it right then anon?
>>5289240
at least you get the satisfaction of knowing they're paying the price for eating it, that must feel vindicating
>tfw shitposting retarded hon
;_;
Sorry for ruining your threads
>>5289257
I'm not gonna write up an anal masturbation/sex guide for you right now as I'm trying to masturbate.
>Be aroused
>Use lube/lots of spit
>GO SLOW
That's about it.
>>5289262
You will be sorry
>>5289231
It's not that painful, maybe just a bit if you take it too fast.
>>5289263
>the smell
poo comes out of there though
>>5289262
you will be mthrf*kr
>>5289263
why would you go slow
>>5289271
It does? Thanks for informing us.
>>5289267
Come to Sweden and end me.
>>5289245
I'm in like ~50% of the threads(they go by so fast) but I mostly just lurk, believe it or not I am a straight cis male so I really dont have anything on topic to say most of the time, so I keep it to a minimum.
>>5289257
>at least you get the satisfaction of knowing they're paying the price for eating it, that must feel vindicating
They loved that shit when they were eating it, it was too big for me, I ate it at two occasions and still couldn't finish it, the rest was enough to sate their hunger.
I'm serious this thing was like a fucking kilo or two of pure meat, the fucking vegetables just fucking drowned under the meat in this one.
>>5289271
>t. virgin
>>5289277
Pay for my flight and I will
>>5289277
Tjo, ere du som va svennebananen från igår?
>>5289282
How much is it?
>>5289283
Kanske det.
>>5289278
>believe it or not I am a straight cis male
Are you FUCK YOU FILTHY PIG
>>5289287
Så vilken stad kommer en fjolla som du från?
>>5289289
I was born this way, please be respectful.
>cartman pretending to be Swedish again with her broken swenglish tier swedish
>>5289293
Jag bor i Småland.
Själv?
du är en bögjävel
>>5289298
Don't post chaika
>>5289298
>Jag bor i Småland.
Liten värld
>>5289299
Handskas med det du välfärd
>>5289299
No you
>>5289301
Vart i Småland bor du?
>>5289301
hållo
Story time mtfg
>be at uni with a bunch of idiots in my group
>we have to present biweekly for our grade for module
>last time they spent 40 minutes going in circles unable to think of a plan and waffling on
>in 5 minutes i write up a detailed plan and give it to them telling them we are doing it
>they nominate me leader and i have to collate the thing and defer sections
>do all this
>edit half their slides as its filled with shite thats useless and then i pretty much solo build the thing
>they just read it to our tutor
>we get grades back and its best we've gotten by about 15%
>"great effort guys, so glad we all thought of that plan. we really all pulled our weight and it showed"
I'm about to suffocate them i swear......
Hows mtfg day been?
>>5289306
Tänker förfan nte säga haha vafan asså, du vet sj hur fucking små dom här byarna är kommer inte säga en skit mer. Ska fan gå ut nu vafan e oddsen, herrejävlar.
>>5289309
you know what to do
pic related
>>5289304
i am not on welfare
>>5289305
sug min kuk bög
>>5289309
>group projects
Not even once. But in all seriousness, if you want a managerial role in the future that's what you're going to deal with.
Swedes pls go
>>5289311
Bor inte i en by, tönt.
SVENSKJÄVLAR
>>5289317
yes
>>5289317
Yeah I totally get that. What are you studying?
>>5289323
You going to get an MD as well?
>>5289327
I want an Msc next, then i'll probably go into research field and then do a doctorate/phd at a later date.
>>5289306
>bor i söder
Sorg
>>5289331
Cool, good luck!
>>5289333
hej, jag är finlandsvensk, brukar åka till umeå ibland med färjan
Fuck off swekek fags
ÄÖÅÖÅÖÄÅÖÄÅÖÅÖÅPÖÄÅÖÅÖŨÖÄÖ¨ÖÅÖÄÖÅÖÄÅÖÄÖÅÅÄÖÅÄÖÅÖÅÄÖÅÄ
dEATH TO SWEDES
>>5289341
>not being swedish
>>5289343
Are you enjoying getting assfucked by sandniggers
>>5289343
autogens get out!!
>>5289342
Vi är /svg/ nu, vi är stark
Öhähöhähöhähöhähö
>>5289345
No but it's not that bad where I live.
>>5289350
the assfucking?
>>5289350
Svearike soon?
>>5289350
Give it time faggot, they're like cancer
>>5289348
B-but I don't speak Swedish ;_;
>>5289351
No one would do lewd things to me, silly.
>>5289353
Some small villages around here got a lot of sandniggers recently, sad.
>>5289355
try living in the uk, im pretty sure there are cities where white people are the minority
>>5289307
>implying Dorner wasn't a liberal
>all those tokens
>>5289358
It's probably the same here but where I live there's only trees.
Help me trips and anons, i cant stop listening to blank space by t.swift
>>5289364
Get some taste.
>>5289336
I'd like to learn Finnish since loads of music I listen to is Finnish.
>>5289364
I know that feel
I can't stop liking her new hits
try listening to other music so you forget how catchy it is
>>5289364
Go listen to pic related. It's very poppy and similar to T Swizzle while having much more substance. A real patrician pop album right here.
>>5289372
>swans
I remember being 14.
>>5289373
Wow, rude.
>>5289375
>bananas
cmon what are u trying to do here get us all killed??
>>5289367
It's pretty awful and difficult to learn, doesn't have much use either unless you live here
>>5289364
Oh god I love that song. I miss when it used to play on the radio like 24/7
>>5289378
this is truth
>>5289377
Mr.Swans pretty much wants to kill everything that has ever existed and I identify with that so, uh, yeah.
>>5289382
im guaranteed to hear it at least once a day on the radio at work, i get funny looks from my boss when i start singing along ;_;
perkele
>>5289316
>Småland
>Något annat än byar
Snälla nu, snackar inte om 400 person byar på landet men även 20,000 e redigt jävla litet. Vafan tom Jönköping e litet jämfört med GBG, Malmö o Sthlm, och dom flesta städer ligger ju runt vadå, <30,000 invånare?
Antar att du bor I jönköping?
>>5289388
Are you a finngol?
>>5289395
i am a proud mongol
tengri guide me
>>5289378
Maybe but at least it sounds nice. And if my partner learns it too we'll be able to talk shit in public without anyone understanding us.
>>5289399
>thinking finnish sounds nice
>>5289398
I wish we had a better subject, you held us down.
morning
Everyone post their heritage RIGHT NOW
>>5289407
FREEDOM
A HERITAGE
OF PURE
LIBERTY AND FREEDOM
Hi Cartman! How are you today?
>>5289407
Scottish/Irish and australian aboriginal
LONG STORY SHORT AUSTRALIAN HERITAGES USUALLY SUCK HUGE BALLS
>>5288551
thats the best image I have ever seen, are there more of these types of trans comics?
>>5289407
but anon, I don't know my heritage.
>>5289404
what do u wanna talk about cartman
how many "syrians" live near you
>>5289407
25% Maltese
Rest is; Dutch, Ulster-Scots, Anglo-Saxon, German, Waloon, Welsh, Irish, Scottish, Injun, Frenh and Slovak
>>5289407
Finland, but haista vittu minä olen hurri
>>5289407
assyrian and english
>>5289407
???
uh, my moms family are mostly like norwegian or something? and my father's side are turtle cree native american and hispanic.
![[Commie] Chihayafuru - 04 [27325CAD].mkv-00001.png](https://i.imgur.com/1gu6LrX.png "[Commie] Chihayafuru - 04 [27325CAD].mkv-00001")
>>5289387
I rarely hear it anymore ( ._.)
I do hear that one song from Ed Sheeran like all the time and I'm like obsessed with it though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lp-EO5I60KA
>>5289407
japanese and lithuanian are my biggest ones. The rest are insignificant being that they are less than 1/4 or 1/8.
>>5289416
>assyrian
does ur family trace its roots back to Ninevah? How much do you hate Babylonians?
>>5289420
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=63KRkw8f1rM
i like this song even though its a remix, i do prefer it to the original
>>5289403
I knew a finnish girl back in school, she was cute
(she was also my crush >_<)
>>5289407
German and Scottish/Irish and 1/8th dirty mexican
>dream starts with a carnival completely operated by skunks dyed pink
>middled by a gunfight against robot communists
>ends with me being locked in a cage underwater as part of a survival test
Well that was interesting
Also
>people talking shit about Finland
>>5289429
AUTOGENS GET OUT
>>5289431
vittu perkele soumi
>>5289407
half white british, half unknown
>>5289407
1/2 German
1/4 Finnish
Nothing significant of like six other northern European countries
>>5289407
half irish half english, in the summer i get freckles under my eyes, its pretty cute tbdesu
>>5289432
I'll cut you
>>5289434
>white british
this is an important distinction to make in 2015
>>5289431
Well I just woke up from a dream where I had srs, when I woke up I felt down between my legs and cried for 15 min, oh I just love starting out my day like this.
>>5289441
Right but that's not interesting, it's just depressing
>>5289432
n-no bully
PSA: Yume actually looks like a loli
>>5289443
It was pretty interesting because I was living in New york in the dream and had a pet T rex that I would ride though the city kinda like from the movie "we're back", I just didn't feel like adding that part because it would make me look insane
>>5289407
25% irish catholic, 75% english celtic.
Besides my grandparents its pure all the way back for every generation
>>5289421
I don't really know much about my mothers family roots all I know is her family lived in Basra, iraq and my great grandmother was killed by turks.
>>5289407
German & Irish.
>>5289431
>middled by a gunfight against robot communists
Is there some other type of communist out there?
>hanging out with old friends
>explaining baseball to our Vietnamese friend
>joke about how the bases are also euphemisms for stages of getting with a girl
>one guy says "yeah second base is this!" and grabs my boob
Ow
>>5289447
it's true
she's p cute
>>5289407
egyptian
white british
no wait
it's
filipino/sudanese
being britsh would b kool I bet
>all these micks in this thread
OO AH UP THE RA
>>5289451
death to turks desu
>>5289447
ye
>>5289444
sry
>>5289449
My dream was about pink skunks running a carnival, Kayla
Then robot communists
Oh also my survival partner for the third part was the red M&M person
They're dreams, not psych evaluations
>>5289407
glorious blonde hair blue eyed german masterrace
>>5289403
I think it's nice. Certainly nicer than any of the 'major" languages.
>>5289453
Like terminator type robots
Oh and I just remembered what happened before the carnival skunks but it's indescribably convoluted
>>5289455
l-lewd
>>5289407
Italian mostly on my dad's side.
Dutch and English on my mom's.
>>5289459
>They're dreams, not psych evaluations
I dunno, why the srs then in my dream? is it my minds way of fucking with me?
>>5289455
did you teach him what third is
>>5289455
Cute
>>5289464
I don't want it to be lewd I wasn't even in girlmode. Tho my friends all said I look like a female librarian in my new glasses
![[FFFpeeps] Kaichou wa Maid-sama 02 [720p][3D9A040F].mkv-00001.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/KpgtjBN.jpg "[FFFpeeps] Kaichou wa Maid-sama 02 [720p][3D9A040F].mkv-00001")
>>5289455
lewd. My one guy friend used to do that stuff all the time to me. I didn't like it.
>>5289467
Probably because it's something you're anxious about
I have a vagina in like 1/5 of my dreams
It always hurts to wake up but after it kills you, it stops bothering you so much
>>5289470
why not girlmode then if they say you look female?
>>5289467
dreams contain stuff thats commonly on your mind throughout day to day or subconsciously. srs is sort of a big thing as part of our lives so its not uncommon to dream of it.
besidse that dont read too much into dreams, tis random crap the brain throws together when trying to understand stuff and is influenced by your everyday life.
>>5289407
english, german, swiss, irish, french, polish, native american , not necessarily in that order
you can just call me a mutt though senpai
>>5289474
I dunno, I am going to be thinking about the dream all day now. I just wish I could afford even an orchy.
>>5289480
r u cute like that dog tho
>>5289483
if your not out to them then yeh that might be it
>tfw gem is going to sleep
REEEE
>>5289481
Well I'm just going to live my day and not bother about it
It doesn't help, yo
>>5289487
I'm awake
tomorrow's gonna be my first Thanksgiving since cutting off contact with my family. I've never missed a thanksgiving dinner back home until now. really excited to be spending it with people who actually like me, but it's kind of bittersweet
how are all you amerifats spending the holiday?
>>5289491
wanna do something?
>>5289486
Good that's what I thought. Time to stay perma boymode
>>5289493
>how are all you amerifats spending the holiday?
alone like always, no one loves me because I look like a monster
Bad cold sleepy day. Felt icky as f in soaked wet guy clothes, had time for dentist, realized no money to pay bills unless a miracle happens, at school a teacher calls me with my brothers name. Great to know that we look the same even after me being on hormones for a while.
Shud just a hero.
>>5289493
>really excited to be spending it with people who actually like me, but it's kind of bittersweet
I hope everything goes well for your dinner
I'm still with my family and I'm afraid to wear a polo shirt because I don't know how many people will believe I'm just out of shape
>>5289494
I kinda want breakfast
>>5289505
BREKFAS
![[AE] Akatsuki no Yona - 03 [720p].mp4-00002.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/fpskRRS.jpg "[AE] Akatsuki no Yona - 03 [720p].mp4-00002")
>>5289483
This was after I guess. He used to grab my butt and boobs a lot and make comments about them growing. He was also much bigger than me and enjoyed the size the difference. He relished in the fact that he could over power me in arm wrestling even if I used 2 hands. Hormones or not, it's hard to overpower someone when you're a foot shorter than them.
>>5289493
I have to go to work on Black Friday at 3 am so probably not doing much.
>>5289509
>He was also much bigger than me and enjoyed the size the difference. He relished in the fact that he could over power me in arm wrestling even if I used 2 hands. Hormones or not, it's hard to overpower someone when you're a foot shorter than them.
That's pretty hot
>>5289509
L-lewd
I wish it had been an attractive guy who grabbed my boob. But he was just a lanky nerd
>>5289503
do you have like an LGBT clinic in your area? it's pretty common for places like that to have dinners for people who have been disowned and/or have nowhere else to go for the holiday, which is depressing in it's own way, don't get me wrong. but it's better than being alone, at least for me personally, ymmv
>>5289505
I'm glad that my family never actually noticed my boobs, that would have been awkward as fuck
>>5289509
oh jesus christ that's inhumane
>>5289505
>I'm afraid to wear a polo shirt because I don't know how many people will believe I'm just out of shape
jesus this is my dilemma on things, my chest in a guy shirt makes me look fat
I'm stuck in that "its Pat" phase.
>>5289511
What just look at who's a fucking mutt?
I'm sorry that half of my mom's family has been here since Columbus and that my paternal great-grandfather fled Germany for political reasons
>>5289511
yeah this is actually pretty funny
>>5289503
>Person who says that they've turned down friendships based on looks is alone because they're ugly (both inside and out)
lmao
>>5289512
I didn't like it. He knew I liked him and would rub it in my face and tease me over it. He also used to tickle me a lot which I dreaded because I was insanely ticklish.
>>5289517
My friend was a qt but didn't like me that way. He preferred guys but said he'd do a threesome with me if I was with a guy.
>>5289518
Yeah :/ oh well nothing I can do about it.
>>5289526
Iunno it gets pretty warm in my house
I'll think about it, but I'm pretty sure my color options are black or black
>>5289528
>Its a vein world, I don't make the rules.
You and your family are fucking scum.
>>5289481
That's exactly the reason why you're dreaming about it in the first place.
>>5289511
Not everyone in Europe is as inbred as you.
>>5289537
Did you pull those percentages directly out of your ass? Your also over by 5%. Is that your down syndrome
>not realizing America is the greatest nation on Earth
>>5289543
oops my bad haha.
and no, my mom does a lot of genealogy work. She's gotten blood tests for all of us to see our heritage
>>5289531
Oh true. It's supposed to be pretty warm around me tomorrow as well so I hope my master plan doesn't fall through. I really don't want a ton of questions from my dad's family.
>mfw amerifats go to great lengths to call themselves anything other than American
>>5289553
The more of a mutt you are, the more American you are
>>5289015
Zukowski didn't fuck around with your chin I see.
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