F U N
U
N
FUN!
Nice bed ;) >>5259404
So do I whip it out now or?
I <3 K L O K OV
>>5261905
It can be quite emotional if someone says positive things when I'm so used to just slagging myself off, yeah.
Whatcha lookin at, klein boy?
>>5261923
Yes plz
>>5261932
Those Asics, get a good deal on them?
>>5261932
Nothing is gayer than matching shoes
>>5261918
>wtf OP? @ your back link
previous /gaygen/ thread: >>5260618
>>5261923
Post tum
>>5261948
gotta rock that asics sponsorship
i remember when sketchers were still a fashion thing
>>5261947
GR055
>>5261959
This
are there no twink lovers here?
>>5261929
same. i beat myself up too much and come here a little too much too i think.
>>5261934
>being this delusional
>calling me a muslim for challenging his nonscientific opinions on homosexuality
does telling yourself that you didn't choose to get your peepee hard for men help you sleep at night?
>>5261977
There are, we just stay silent so as not to incur the wrath of those who only like fat hairy men.
I agree with the anon the other day who said gays are way too tribal about who they find attractive. My standards run the gauntlet from skinny girly boys to muscled hairy manly men (but stop just short of -fat- muscled hairy manly men).
>tfw qtπ bf would rather talk to you fags
>>5261964
it's pretty sad you have so little self-control that you need a permaban in order to you stop you from coming to /lgbt/.
>>>/outside/
>>5261987
You should insult him more if that's the case. He obviously likes it if he actually posts here.
>>5261983
>Being this mad because he can't accept that religion is a choice
>Denies scientific studies about homosexuality
>Denies he's a muslim when he's so mad about gay men not liking a group of people who would glady slit their throat
Okay Akbar
>>5261984
I consider myself bi but I'm probably rather gay.
Still, too muscled and older guys disgust me. Also bodyhair is a no go for me. I'm fucking choosey.
>>5261997
Hmmmm maybe you're right
>>5261999
Aww lets just cuddle now :3
Im sick of fighting!
>>5261995
as a toptier powerlifter he has some... odd aesthetics
>>5261995
But your tum is so cute
>>5262000
this is why i'm scared of dating bi guys. what if i get old and like look like an older guy? will you still care about me? ;~;
>tfw will die alone because everyone on apps is like 50 and creepy
>>5261983
Evidence suggests that it's developed in the womb during hormone uptake into the glands of the brain. No evidence suggests your argument. At this point it's bait.
I could care less if it was a choice. I'd still go for dudes because it'd be pragmatic regardless of social pressures.
Maybe you want to believe you're not a fag. That's okay. You can keep telling yourself that while you nurse on a black or dirty Arab cock
>tfw you're listening to dadrock again after being meme'd out of existence
Who the fuck came up with this meme, fuck you. This is some good shit.
I'm 18.
Is it worth trying to be with someone much older than me (30+ or 40+)?
>>5262011
I'm probably not bi because I only like very few woman. Also I get awkward around them and can't imagine a relationship with them, lel.
And I guess if you become older your taste grows with you.
>tfw masc
>>5262020
Yes especially if they have money
>>5262015
it's okay, we can choose to be gay together :3c
>>5262022
>tfw neither masc nor fem
>>5262020
No. Money is the only thing they're good for.
And even then aids is like 1000%
>tfw only attracted to people 24-28 as an 18 year old
if i wanted to date people my own age that would be fine, and if i was into super old guys there are tons of pedos i could hook up with, but NOBODY in their midtwenties wants to meet a young guy like me.
;^;
>>5262033
Fine if you're gonna be gay about it.
>>5261934
>thinking any individuals actions can justify the massacre of innocents
im not even going to go into what started the riots bc it just isnt relevant. killing innocent people in order to scare the population into surrender is literally terrorism which is supposedly why you hate 'islam' so much.
>equating muslims w/ isis
every single known active terrorist group incl isis makes up 0.03% of the total muslim population globally.
>equating islam w/ saudi arabia / iran
1.57 billion adherents to islam and you are focusing on a few countries. why? almost like you have an agenda to push. mali, jordan, indonesia, turkey. why are these countries never spoken about?
like im sorry but how fucking ignorant can you be read a wikipedia article once in a while
>>5262036
ty, I am probably nice :p
>>5262040
I'm sure you could hound the 18 year olds on here to expose themselves and they'd do so willingly.
>>5262036
Booger there are plenty of gay guys who are into feminine guys. You just have sampling bias because the guys on 4chan are compensating for their insecurity about their sexuality by forcing themselves to only like gross bears.
>>5262050
True, I always thought that more gay guys are into feminine
>>5262036
Yeah, not everyone is gifted with being naturally masc, like me.
I'm by far the most masc person on gg tbqh.
>>5262034
I'm 24 and I'd love a bf who's 18/19. It fuels my sick disgusting younger brother fetish.
>old people are only good for a lay or getting money
>HURR DURR
I pray you faggots never get old and disappear when you're 24 or older.
>>5262033
i fucking love him though
>>5262059
>by far the most masc person on gg
>someone crown this man
>>5262043
ooh bby i didn't know you were so smart <3
>>5261988
Naw i have self control.
I just want to post gay porn
>>5262076
>I lost my virginity at 15 to a 20 year old.
>Could never do this when I was younger
>All the qt twinks I wanted to bang when I was 16 who were 18+
>>5262059
You're not masc at all leeeel
You're a fag :^)
>>5262086
Show us your scraggly little bumfluff.
>>5262091
But first your tum
>Close friend of 5 years always goes on about undertale and what a great game it is
>He dies in a car accident like 3 weeks ago
>Avoids anything about the game because it reminds me of him
>Talking to another friend through steam
>He doesn't know about my friend that died
>Buys me undertale as an "early christmas present"
>Feel too awkward to tell him
>"Haha t-thanks"
Hoo boy
>>5262086
You'll make it, son.
>>5262073
ty ty
>>5262088
Maki, pls. I just feel bad for you at this point.
You're clearly becoming more unstable by the day, it was fun, but you need to move on 2bh.
>>5262091
That's the worst part, I've had an arse like a Yeti since I was 15.
>>5262095
I fucking better.
If end up like Maki just fucking shoot me.
THIS IS A BLUE BOARD
>>5262011
Having a leaner body and shaving for your partner is reasonable. It's not reasonable to drop your partner like a radioactive used tampon when they get older. Aging is life. People in real love age together. Just don't hookup with a shallow bastard and expect love. This is basic shit even women learn. Eventually.
>>5262100
Bumfluff doesn't mean arse hair.
>>5262076
Statistical likelyhood.
>will never have a qt asian bf
>>5262108
>asian
You might as well just date a woman.
>>5262102
yeah i mean what if i grow out of my leaner body though or develop body hair everywhere and spend a ton of $$$ waxing it on the reg?
this person might fail to find me attractive and it might fuck up the relationship?
i'd rather date someone who is into multiple body types.
>>5262104
Could you enlighten me ?
>>5262111
>asian women being anywhere near as qt as asian men
Shid m8 wut's ur damage?
>>5262116
That's exactly what I like
>>5262117
It's a small pubey bits of hair people get on their face as teenagers that aren't justifiably full hair, kind of like half way. This came up as an image when searched.
>>5262108
s-stockholm?
>>5262111
thanks senpai
>>5262124
Well I'm intrigued. Why such a name for facial hair?
>>5262123
Good taste desu
>>5262134
I have absolutely no idea.
>>5262134
Why are you surprised? English is objectively the most retarded language out there.
>>5262125
Not even in Europe sorry. :(
>>5262134
because it looks like bumfluff
>>5262124
>tfw this is even more extreme than my facial hair
>tfw never grow a beard
fml
>>5262124
>21
>That looks like more facial hair than I can grow
What bodytype/gay clique is this called?
>>5262020
You should be with whoever you like you don't need confirmation. Plenty of decent men aren't fucking everything that moves without a condom. >>5262032
>aids is like 1000%
this poor fag has been looking for love in airport restrooms
Having said that 40 is old to be single. Maybe closeted a long time if not a user
>>5262158
gym cub?
>>5262143
He's right, English is a clusterfuck. We took some German and some ancient Finnish, some Celtic/Gaelic, a sprinkle of Latin, dashed some French, and made the most bastardized mutt of a language known to mankind.
Glory glory to China.
>>5262152
You did take hormones to avoid growing facial hair though...
>>5262094
Merry Christmas!
>>5262095
Lmao
I need to chill
Im having too much fun
Im going to rule everything one day than the TRUE era of DEITY will rise
Goodnight
>>5262158
>tfw recognize gay porn actors more easily than male celebrities these days
>>5262135
I mostly just like Asian guys because
>short
>black hair
That's all it takes for me to like someone. I guess Italians would work but they're Italians.
>>5262163
It's perfect. It's like a big language pizza.
>>5262175
>those calves
Holy fuck
>>5262182
hes pressing them against the couch i think
I was super jealous for a second tbqh
>>5262181
I wonder if its worse being a lonely virgin or a lonely non-virgin.
>>5262188
He must be, or they're fucking huge.
>>5262181
Not a virgin, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to be forever alone. I've already resigned pic related to being my fate.
>>5262188
This
>thinking a nerd like Kevin has muscular calves
these threads make me feel straight again
>>5262200
>again
>>5262200
Tell me what your "type" is, and ill see if i can oblige.
>>5262194
just hook up with Irish. You know you want to
women
>can't live with them
>can't kill them
>>5262208
Still don't know where this has come from.
>>5262020
At 19 I was seeing this 50 year old married guy. Got me stoned, took me out on his cesna plane, for food, and such. He was patient yet assertive with my noobness and I learned to fuck well with just one guy.
>>5262194
Do you need a strange, balding, manlet to help you in your bookshop?
plz say yes my current job sucks.
>>5262212
You two flirting with each other? A lot?
>they're not getting ready and listening to the new wave the cure before heading out to see their bf and get their boipucci annihilated
Why even call yourselves gay?
>>5262223
When you first put on your trip
>>5262146
>used Google
>now it all makes sense
>>5262213
Sounds like something I would love to do, was it an open marriage?
>>5262167
You really have changed the most that I've ever seen. You were really nice on mtfg at first than you snapped and became an asshole than now you have just lost it. Seek therapy
>>5262158
Beautiful
>>5262240
pls no bully ty
>>5262230
Please oh please.
How do I get with a rich daddy?
I'm
>light skinned Latino, enough to be called 2nd gen even though I'm born in the US
>twinkish
>short
>above average face with skinnyfat body
>live in the perfect area; sf bay
>>5262252
Why hello, beautiful.
So apparently if I cut my hair and stubble, as well as get some nice looking clothing, people find me cute.
This is fucking awesome.
>>5262252
Naw he's shit
Obviously not all there mentally just shitting everything up
>>5262167
>anime shitter thinks he'll ever be the king of anything
Top kek
>>5262262
You'll never be as masc as me though.
>>5262213
Wow! Have you seen him since?
>>5262272
k
But how do I get rich daddies anon?
>tfw going to bully maki to suicide
>>5262260
you're nothing special, kid
>>5262175
>Stop watching GameGrumps because Ego is obnoxious
>Learn about Kevin
>He's not on any of the shows
>They're squandering the qt
>>5262289
Where was that ever implied or said?
>>5262292
its just funny that you think youre attractive enough to land a rich daddy. kinda sad i suppose also.
anyone having trouble posting?
>>5262290
>because Ego is obnoxious
I stopped watching it around the time he let this cunt get in on the action.
>>5262301
Are you retarded? I'm asking if I can, not that I'm good enough to land one.
>>5262302
Yeah, but I'm boring so I don't really have anything to say.
hbu?
>>5262309
Being good enough is part of it tbqh
>>5262314
So what's "good enough"?
>>5262309
>latino
>skinnyfat
Nah you won't be able to pull it off desu. Rich daddies from my experience want white thinspo tier twinks
>>5262204
femboys
>>5262322
Hung underwear model
>>5262345
>>5262344
Nah. They're not that picky.
>Ask qt Asian guy out
>He says yes
>Later on some gay black guy tries to talk him out of our date and to date him cause "us minorities gotta stick together" even though he had zero interest in him before
>immediately gets shot down
I think I've found someone who's as annoyed by gay black guys as me.
>am chubby
>get hit on by chubby chasers a lot
>am okay with this unless they're creeps
>gay black guys always want to throw insults at me and then pretend as if they're not insults and they're just being "cute"
>>5262366
gay blacks > gay chubbies desu
>>5262366
I hate black guys in general desu
>>5262049
But they won't be qt
Just stop being a fag
>>5262322
Well for starters, post a pic of your body and we'll see if you're even close to "good enough"
As stated earlier, you're nothing special. There are a dozen of eager guys going for this position.
If you're pussy and not down to post pics you're not what I'm looking for, so don't bother to reply.
Also, please make sure to include a timestamp. I don't take kindly to catfishing.attempts
>>5262382
You don't know that, and no, fuck off and pest someone else for pictures.
>>5262366
chubbies are worse than blacks desu
btw that asians not into you we asians are just gay because women dont want to fucking be with us
we're natural born keks
even worse if you're a eurasian
>>5262388
>If you're pussy and not down to post pics you're not what I'm looking for, so don't bother to reply.
>Also, please make sure to include a timestamp. I don't take kindly to catfishing.attempts
Okay, under the condition you timestamp all of your racks.
>>5262406
*timestamped pic
>>5262354
cant find that much appeal in asses but looks nice.
>>5262380
same desu
luckily we dont have many of em here
hey anons.. i dont if you guys remember but i posted a story about some guy almost forced himself on me. he finally apologized earlier this week.. a fucking full week later. what do i even say to this dude? theres no way i can forgive him for that..
I just got invited to a threesome by a Top and Switch.
I'm a switch myself.
Should i go for it?
all these guys here gettin laid and im just sitting and home and fantasizing about having a bf
;_;
>>5262445
Me 2, bro.
>tfw no social skills
>tfw no network of family and friends to help me find a bf
>>5262426
I mean do you even have to talk to him anymore?
>>5262445
1) are you out?
2) do you have a lot of friends?
3) do you "put yourself out there", with dating sites, asking around, etc etc?
>>5262454
have you tried online dating?
>>5262456
not since then no. he was a friend i met like 2 months ago.
>>5262468
Then just ignore him, you don't have to forgive him for that bullshit
>>5262465
>1) are you out?
nope
>2) do you have a lot of friends?
tending towards yes
>3) do you "put yourself out there", with dating sites, asking around, etc etc?
nope, see 1)
>>5262467
2scary. I don't even like having a Facebook profile. The thought of meeting up a complete stranger that I've only chatted with online is horrifying.
>>5262474
Youre a smart guy. Can you see the problem here?
You should start making plans to come out. What about this Christmas?
>>5262478
wow, i feel exactly the same.
where are you from? maybe we're made for eachother :D
>be lonely masc skinnyfat beefy gay
>decide last night to try out the gay bar nearby
>get there and already feel awkward
>rum n coke time
>this qt handsome bear guy (he's 29) I think is looking my way
>shrug it off and keep drinking alone
>feel uncomfortable
>it's loud as fuck
>everyones dancing
>many drinks later I'm feeling good
>feels like an hour has passed
>this starts playing in the club https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nbcCG7PkI18
>in the crowd near me is that same bear guy
>he actually is looking at me for sure now
>I smile like a goofball I dunno Im tipsy at this point
>he mouths shut up and dance with me
>I down my drink and go to him
>this feeling I cannot describe, but it was amazing
>he starts grinding on me
>fuckkkk this is hot
>I can literally feel his cock through his jeans pressing against mine
>song ends
>we head over to the bar
>I think I offered him a drink or gave him what was left of mine
>we talked a bit
>was some laughter
>we went outside for some fresh air
>kinda chilly
>he tells me how great tonight is
>told him I should be heading home but I'd like to meet up sometime
>he says for sure and gives me his number
>I'll be sure to call you pronto I said like a fool
>he laughs and says the sooner the better
>I ask are you heading home now?
>says yeah might aswell. I'm tired
>we find out we live sorta near each other
>we walk together for a bit til we had to split up
>we hug (his beard felt so good)
>I hope I'm not rushing this by doing this he says
>?
>He kisses me
>I think my face exploded from blushing
>tell him it was fine
>good byes were said
>head home
>fall into bed
>slept well
That was better than expected.
>>5262445
>>5262454
>tfw no autist bf to fake confidence for
My duvet just doesn't push me to try harder like a human boyfriend would
>>5262260
>light skinned Latino, enough to be called 2nd gen even though I'm born in the US
Ughhhhhh wtf. You can be white as fuck and still be 1st gen. I'm first gen, light skin and so American it's disgusting.
You'll have an old creep you'll take care into hospice. Or HIV+
>>5262485
I'm going abroad for a few months next spring. Maybe I should try dating there? Nobody who knows me there = no pressure or fear.
>>5262277
Be qt
Be entertaining
Don't be stupid but play naive young guy.
Really, old guys are easy
>>5262485
How do you expect him to organize a cake, gown, band and reception venue in that space of time?
>>5262488
cool story but bears are disgusting
>>5262488
You did good. I've heard a lot of stories were autists just engage with the world and then they're like "oh shit, it's that easy". Makes me think I should try it some time...
>>5262490
I'm not even an autist, maybe just with my sexuality.
>>5262490
>tfw no bf to tolerate my autism and general incompetence at day to day life
>>5262390
Onegai shimasu senpai! !!
I just think you're qt and should ignore those that can't appreciate your sexy
>try out grindr for the first time
>make fake account
>browse through pics
>see one ugly, old guy
>background of pic seems familiar
>realize it's my local gym
Now I feel awkward every time I work out there. Faggots probably check me out.
>>5262495
Thats more avoidance than anything else. And next spring? Nigga thats like 4 months of time you could be cuddling a bf. Come out sooner rather than later. You have to do it sometime- dont waste your youth!
>>5262490
Jeremy: What is it Shakespeare said?
Mark: He said a lot of things, Jeremy.
>>5262434
Yes
Let's see their pics
What are their stats?
>>5262490
>>5262529
I always imagine bears as hairy, chubbier, older guys.
>>5262520
i feel too ugly right now :(
>>5262514
>tfw no socially retarded bf to be only slightly less retarded than
>>5262510
You might not be spergy enough to be my bf. I could teach you how to shag though, if you like?
>>5262521
FLOSS IS BOSS!
>>5262527
>
>>5262529
I live in like the shittiest town in the most boring county of England though. The rail links are too garbage to get anywhere interesting quickly.
>>5262538
>England
There's your problem.
guys, i'm pretty proud of myself.
i'm now down to 150 lbs and i'm starting to develop abs.
feels good.
>>5262543
>Letting yourself get fat or out of shape in the first place
You already lost.
>>5262538
come to london and we can help each other overcome autism!
>>5262549
projecting asshole, i wasn't even fat
>>5262549
but hes back in shape and normal now?
hes not a loser by any means
>>5262564
this
>>5262541
Aye, I know. I can't even say "aye" without sounding like a bell end.
>>5262553
Father would never allow it. Another man, sure, but not a southerner. It would be the end of him.
>>5262542
I wanted to post this .gif earlier when you were referencing Black Books but I couldn't find it then, so I'm doing it now. DEAL WITH IT.
>>5262553
M A N C H E S T E R
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best london
>>5262577
NO, TURN IT OFF
>Father would never allow it. Another man, sure, but not a southerner. It would be the end of him.
Get a good old dash of southern fairy cock you northern barbarian.
>>5262577
N O R T H E R N R A I L
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>just remembered the time i stated saying "aye" instead of "yeah" because my uncle was english and i wanted to pretend to be english too
jesus, i wasnt prepared for this cringe
i want my bf to fuck me more!
>>5262600
kek
>>5262584
...no.
Maybe if I call him my concubine the rest of the tribe will be more excepting?
>>5262589
I think if you live on a train you have bigger priorities than getting a boyfriend. But afterwards, sure.
>>5262600
How can just your uncle be English?
>>5262561
>>5262564
>>5262570
You already lost. Pretty fucking shameful, if you ask me.
>>5262615
all me btw
>>5262543
Nice job m8.
>>5262615
and you lost by watching anime.
i can sense your jealousy
>>5262608
No? What do you mean no? Turn it off at once.
And get yourself a ripe southern dicking.
>>5262603
Why don't you just tell him?
>>5262628
Really fucking embarrassed for you dude, letting yourself get fat like that.
Can never right those wrongs tbqh.
>>5262485
>What about this Christmas?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jNjuB_lwgQE
>>5262641
Hey I got fat. Am I worthless now?
>tfw I'm falling in love with my best friend of 5 years
>I know he finds me hot, but would only want sex out of me
>I know he would end up hurting me
>>5262641
But I wasn't fat, just a bit out of shape.
How much do you weight?
>>5262532
>have guro impalement fetish
>get railway spike gun in Fo4
hhhmnnnnnggg
>>5262641
Are you responding to your own attempts at trolling because no one else is falling for it?
baka desu senpai
>>5262658
I'd give it a try. If anything scratch that itch.
>>5262652
Yep, you lost. Can never redeem yourself tbqh.
>>5262660
>Just a bit out of shape
Sure thing, buddy. Sure thing.
>How much do you weight
Why would I ever need to weigh myself?
I'm not a fatty and never have been, unlike you. You're an eternal fatty, Anon.
>>5262680
I think I always lost. I have gross stretch marks even when I wasn't fat.
>>5262633
Never, ever, ever.
And I'm a strong, dominant, top, you word-slag.
>>5262658
How can he be your best friend if he "only wants sex out of you"?
>>5262665
Ew. You bought Fallout 4?
>tfw no one to come out to
>>5262669
No, people are just dumb enough to get egged on by smug anime pictures and snarky comments.
>>5262693
That means life should be easy. Coming out isn't a party and it's definitely not fun.
>>5262691
Yeah I'll bet you are, prudent acting pickle smoking pansy. Go down south, see if a southern boy will play with your mushroom ring.
>>5262702
It means I have no friends or social circle
>>5262639
the issue is that neither of us have a place of our own so fucking is a rarity
>>5262713
What is this if not a social circle?
>>5262716
Car smecks?
>>5262719
anonymous online homo imageboards are not social circles
we dont even know eachother
>>5262724
Hey man if you want to be a pessimist I won't stop you.
>>5262608
>tfw bf of 4 years
>>5262724
See
>>5262724
I've never had a close friend, just acquaintances. Now I don't even have those.
I'm wasting my youth and I don't know what to do about it
>>5262691
He "would only want sex" as in he's my friend, yes, yet finds me sexually atractive, but he wouldn't want any kind of romantic relationship.
>>5262673
I've know his past relationships, I'm pretty sure that we would end up badly and our friendship would take a hit. And we share all our friends, it would be complicated
>>5262693
come out to me
>>5262750
n-no
>>5262750
horror i think i like some men
...you know in a sexual way
>>5262703
That's it, we're seceding. We'll flip a corn to see who has to keep Birmingham, but after that we're done.
>>5262741
Jelly. Congrats.
>>5262747
That's weird. Why would he not want to date you if you're best friends and find each other mutually attractive? Isn't that, like, THE DREAM?
>>5262743
Enjoy your body.
>>5262743
>>5262693
I was like this when I was a teen, I was very lonely and depressed. Plus puberty wasn't nice on my looks
Things changed in college, I was lucky.
Keep going anons, try to change things. Youth is overrated desu. And all young fags are awful.
>>5262680
>Why would I ever need to weigh myself?
Morbidy obese detected
Man the harpoons
>>5262722
nah that'd be too uncomfortable, plus we're both super paranoid so we'd constantly be fearful of getting caught
>>5262775
I've still got 4 years of college ahead of me.
Full disclosure this is more of a making new friends thing tbqh
>>5262791
You started this year?
Yeah, you won't have problems, just force a bit yourself out there.
Look for new people from out of town in your classes, those are the kind of people that are more open to make new friends
>>5262782
That doesn't even make sense, Anon.
You're really grasping for straws, but your chubby little fingers just can't get a good grip tbrqfh.
This is the last avatar I have, sorry. I'll let you get your last words in though.
Hopefully you don't make the same mistakes in your next life!
>>5262791
join the queer club
>>5262782
He's just fishing for (You)s, just ignore the cunt
>>5262811
>but your chubby little fingers just can't get a good grip tbrqfh.
fuck you for making me laugh
How would I find out if I'm really gay apart from fapping to porn?
>>5262828
Do you find men sexually attractive?
Yes= You gay
No= You will be rewarded with eternal bliss in the afterlife