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old >>5257224
Nth for GET IN THE ROBOT SHINJI
>>5259404
homu or not homu?
>>5260080
Is homura
>>5260295
why did you ban me from grillpill? nycteri wtf? i fucking love you dont ban me im in love with you
>>5260305
Idk what your talking about but I like th e attention
3 months in
When does body hair start thinning? I never had a lot of hair on my body but I want it to go away completely
Showers are so great. You feel so amazing afterwards and it just releases all of the stress of the day. Soap in the eyes isn't that great, but eh it's tolerable.
Coworker criticize me on my boots. Not on my voice, my face, my body, my coat... My fucking boots.
>>5260378
What kind of boots were they?
>>5260380
Some big winter black boots, perfect for walking inna snowed wood
>>5260386
I've been wanting a pair of boots like that for a while now. Never could work up the courage to get some.
>>5260392
Why so, they are normal waking boots, guy sized
>>5260392
>Tfw I will probably see her tomorrow
>"You guys are like BFFs right?" - Straight People
> Tfw thought about holding her hand all day
> Tfw she keeps telling me I have pretty eyes
> Tfw want to lean into her and hear her heartbeat and breath
> Tfw want to kiss the fuck out of her
>>5260410
Well at least he was right to judge you on them
>>5260410
Oh, those. Haha I was thinking those boots that are similar to Uggs.
What does mtfg think of headpatting?
To the TC anon I just kicked out my bad I just got home from food run and we'd been having a troll problem this evening. The name struck weird.
>>5260431
>tfw nobody will ever give you headpats
>>5260441
I will ;)
>>5260443
R-really? Even after seeing my picture a couple posts back?
>>5260441
>>5260448
you're cute, would headpat and maybe hold hands
>>5260431
>tfw no bf to head pat me ;_;
>>5260454
T-thanks. Haha
>>5260295
I love Homura she's my waifu
but pls don't confuse me with a certain landwhale who's using her name as his username, we're different peoplez
>>5260459
you're not cute though
who /falling for a trip/ here?
>>5260549
Oh.. Well, there goes my confidence boost.
>>5260431
That isn't headpatting. That's a full on headjob!
>>5260557
s.m.h man
I love how aife scared away every fucking interesting poster here ever and left this pile of anime posting garbage.
>>5260569
The anime isn't my cup of tea, yeah. But who else are we supposed to talk to in here?
>>5260572
can you neck urself thx ;)
>>5260569
anime posters are best posters
wow I'm really tired....
I broke my diet tonight by eating two slices of cheese pizza...I was supposed to not eat cheese
:'( at least it had veggies on it. But I need to get thinner.
Which trip is the most adorable?
>>5260573
You mean kiss my own neck? Is that even remotely possible?
>>5260556
>>5260577
I'm falling for you anon. You're the cutest.
>>5260431
Probably nice but I can bet it looks autistic.
>>5260622
Agreed. I don't understand the appeal. I'll try anything once
>tfw you feel your bobs growing
this is the happiest I've ever been in my life
Goodnight mitfug!
>>5260577
plant desu
>>5260410
Those are guy shoes, no wonder they're criticizing if you have transitioned.
>>5260625
Probably requires affection for the person too, but iunno, ever ruffled someones hair? Feels nice, try it on your own.
>>5260626
its pretty nice..
post pics if you're a hon
hi mtfg how r u all doing?!?!?!
i got a new bed and a bed set for my new place and i love it and now all i need is night stands, a bed skirt and a headboard <333333
>>5260641
ok
>>5260643
>amelia
THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE
>>5260647
i was probably first
>>5260648
is... is this a kids meal toy at a fast food restaurant?
>>5260649
kinda been here since /lgbt/ was made desu
>>5260648
what is that
>>5260654
same, with the same name and trip bb
>>5260653
Ive been posting it for the past few days now
>>5260656
rare Japanese plastic folded one hundred times
>tfw recognize trip from okcupid
>>5260666
fuck, I knew I should have deleted it.
>>5260670
don't worry, it's not you.
although I don't see why you should be worried about it (unless you're stealth)?
>>5260666
Which one?
>>5260673
stealth to strangers but if I've known someone for like a month, I'll tell them I'm trans at some point
>>5260645
Fuck off.
SO LICK IT NOWW LICK IT GOODD LICK THIS PUSSY JUST LIKE YOU SHOULDDD
CMON RIGHT NOW LICK IT GOOD LICK THIS PUSSY JUST LIKE YOU SHOULDDD
>>5260684
I don't even use my profile anymore
>>5260681
lmao u so cray cray!!!!!! omg hehe lmao
>>5260691
it's not crazy i am singing christmas carols
>>5260681
YAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSS MERRY KHIAMAS
does anybody else feel really dysphoric if they touch their junk...? it's gotten to that point for me...
>>5260681
>>5260697
>Degenerate nigger music
>>5260709
I feel Euphoric myself.
>>5260709
>Touching
no.
>Seeing
yes.
>>5260636
It sounds ineffectual. there are better things someone can do to my head besides *pat* it really
If I mutilate my genitals do you think all of my 'friends' will finally get the idea that I'm serious about transitioning?
>>5260719
But what if it's totally awesome and you're missing out?
>>5260723
your friends don't sound like friends.
>>5260723
why don't they take you seriously? do you live in a conservative area?
>>5260712
im the same but i also get dysphoric if i just feel it , not touching it, but just that i can feel something that shouldn't be there
>>5260732
oh yeah, I get that sometimes too, especially when I'm trying to sleep.
>>5260723
no that's not gonna change their mind, quite frankly i don't think anything u do will change their mind u have to just live ur life and let them figure it out they aint shit anyway
>>5260723
Probably, some people just dont take you seriously until you show them you're serious.
Like when someone has been pissing you off for weeks and you tell them one more drop of their bullshit and you're gonna fucking destroy them and they continue anyways so you aint got any choice but to fucking beat the shit out of them.
Action speaks louder than words to be honest.
>>5260741
there's a big difference between self-harm and standing up for yourself
lay off with the shitty advice
>>5260745
I assumed by mutilate she meant SRS, I obviously wouldn't recommend actual mutilating.
actually fucking goodnight this time, bye senpai
>>5260728
Lately I'm starting to realize that.
>>5260730
I dunno why. I've been in transition very slowly for two years now, and I've finally reached the point where I've asked them to stop calling me my boyname, only for them all to completely ignore it, call me my boyname within 5 minutes, and not even apologize. Right now, that's the biggest issue eating at me besides them not understanding at all that I can't just go out to clubs and bars and stuff without severe anxiety and their response is always along the lines of "Just get over it." Between them basically ignoring everything I say and my family no longer giving a fuck about me, which family is -very- important to me, I'm going batshit crazy. And due to not being able to afford to just up and leave everything, I'm stuck.
/rant
>>5260749
No, I'm talking about cutting my balls of or taking a razor to everything and see what happens.
>>5260753
>No, I'm talking about cutting my balls of or taking a razor to everything and see what happens.
Dude, no, that's straight up fucking crazy.
You shouldn't even give a shit what your friends think, they arent fucking helping you anyways from the looks of it.
Be your own tower, a moving fortress of self-sufficiency, you depend on others way too much emotionally.
tl,dr dont mutilate your dick.
>>5260753
You'd probably die of blood loss is what happens
>>5260753
iktf tbqh. hearing old pronouns or dead names sucks.
my friends just didn't realize how much it affected me until I had a minor breakdown and spilled my feelings about it while drunk.
I'm afraid that if you hurt yourself you'll be reinforcing in their minds that being trans is a mental illness.
I don't see any good outcomes out of it.
hang in there raifu, I'm rooting for you.
>>5260759
>Look at where that thinking got me :^)
Sucking dicks?
>But I don't think that is one of them.
Each to his own I guess, shits pretty cash though but grills are always like "Muh hair, muh clothes, DONT TOUCH ME I GOT MAKE UP ON." and shit.
>>5260370
> 2015-11-19-23-15-24-790.jpg
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>5260765
Maybe they just don't want to be touched by you?
>>5260765
>Sucking dicks?
Maybe I'm stereotyping that pleasure is innate for transgirls.
>.gif
If that's a head pat then yes, I used to love when people would do that to me. I thought someone just lightly taps your head or something dumb.
>>5260769
I'm confused. What?
>tfw your THC tolerance is so high right now that you can't get high for longer than 10 minutes
>>5260758
>you depend on others way too much emotionally
I have lived the majority of my life with nobody. Had no friends in school, dropped out, spent years with only a drug addict father as human contact, and now that I am trying to become an actual human being and live a decent life nobody wants me around. I'm not asking for pillars of support for my all burdens. And really, I don't expect anyone to ever be. I just want people to for once acknowledge a decision I've made and not treat me like some fucking child playing pretend.
Once I have the means I'm leaving the hellhole and dropping everyone and everything relevant to it.
>>5260759
These people don't even do that. They just introduce me as a boy. Even if I'm decked out in full makeup with my hair down, wearing women's clothes.
>>5260761
That's fine.
>>5260762
I'd love to hear a recording of what I'd say to these people if I got blackout drunk.
>>5260781
thats why i dont smoke constantly, i can be put into a coma from £10 worth of weed, breddy gud tbdesu
>>5260771
>Maybe they just don't want to be touched by you?
I wasn't referring to myself, all it really takes is a little observation, they spend hours fixing their hair and make up and then make several bathroom visits to maintain it, I'm not surprised they want anyone touching it but still, no fucking fun allowed.
>>5260777
>Maybe I'm stereotyping that pleasure is innate for transgirls.
I'm just yanking your leg, nothing wrong with that, most girls dont seem to enjoy blowjobs so if you gals put enthusiasm into it, cheers.
Get ready for #prayformali, /mtfg/.
>>5260787
keeping up to date with world news is really depressing these days...
I'm a man who is interested in trying out things with a trans girl. I don't know anyone in particular yet, but the community I live in is an inclusive one and with an open mind and some luck I should be able to meet one.
The only thing I am a bit put off by is the potential masculine moaning during sex. I hope you aren't too offended by the question, but better me ask someone here than get slapped or at worse make someone feel rejected in person.
Are you women able to feminize your moaning during the peak of orgasm? Does masculine noise ever slip out under immense sexual pleasure?
>>5260787
Isis is working fast
>>5260794
>making noise during lewd
Thats haram!
>>5260781
>>tfw your THC tolerance is so high right now that you can't get high for longer than 10 minutes
What you smoking? Hash or Weed? And you should try to variate between strains and Hash/Weed, if you do one every day then it kinda becomes the new normal and the 'high' only feels like it lasts a short time, but you're actually baked.
Or is your THC tolerance legit high, how do you know?
>I have lived the majority of my life with nobody. Had no friends in school, dropped out, spent years with only a drug addict father as human contact, and now that I am trying to become an actual human being and live a decent life nobody wants me around. I'm not asking for pillars of support for my all burdens. And really, I don't expect anyone to ever be. I just want people to for once acknowledge a decision I've made and not treat me like some fucking child playing pretend.
I dont wanna turn this into a pity olympics so I wont, but we all have fucking problems, try to deal with them. I know this isn't really advice so good luck, not everyone can shoulder misfortune as well as others on their own.
>>5260794
as a passing transwoman I'm offended.
you should enjoy my honest grunts of pleasure as I ram my gt into your bp
>>5260794
>Does masculine noise ever slip out under immense sexual pleasure?
Not yet, but I haven't yet experienced what I would call 'immense sexual pleasure' with a partner sadly.
>>5260800
Nah, not interested in that. All the power to you and your every pelvic thrust if you are though.
>>5260800
Remember to do your best metal death growl, that really gets a guy going.
>>5260802
Terrorism will never end
>>5260794
>Are you women able to feminize your moaning during the peak of orgasm
Yes I can. Do you have blonde hair and play guitar?
>>5260803
I'm sorry. Sometimes you have to be honest with yourselves and realize intimacy is the glue of romantic relationships. Not assuming things too far beyond I'd hope.
>tfw you look in the mirror and start seeing a girl
this is weird, i thought hormones don't do anything
you lied to me /mtfg/
>>5260814
>falling for mtfg memes
>>5260788
Yep.
>>5260794
My moans and sighs are more passing than my usual voice.
>>5260799
I'm just smoking bud, not any other product. I've been bouncing through a couple different strains the past few days, and none of them do much for me right now. It could just be shitty weed though. The past ~2 weeks all the people I normally go through have had stuff (I think about 4 different strains, sometimes they don't know what they're dealing) that smells and looks amazing, but I nor anyone else who I speak to that buys from them is getting much effect. But last night my coworker smoked me out with something her bf has and I was almost faded.
>>5260802
Probably. Seems like they're responsible for most terrorism related stories lately, with Al Qaeda and kids and the Taliban popping up every now and then to keep things fresh.
>>5260808
I agree. The war on terror is a different beast altogether. Putin laid out the smackdown on the support of ISIS via illegal oil trading enabled by G20 countries, but western no media outlet has made any noise about it. It makes me feel like my frontal lobe is melting out of my nostril when I think about how fucked up that is.
>>5260809
Brown hair; blue eyes; 6'2 190lbs; I lift and cardio. More stats than you asked for. But sorry pal, no guitar. I play the piano, but I feel like you're just going to be too picky with me.
>>5260808
Yeah but the frequency of it will when we get rid of all the fucking muslims.
>>5260814
>tfw you look yourself in the mirror and you're so goddamn painfully handsome you would date yourself if you were gay.
>>5260819
>I'm just smoking bud, not any other product. I've been bouncing through a couple different strains the past few days, and none of them do much for me right now. It could just be shitty weed though. The past ~2 weeks all the people I normally go through have had stuff (I think about 4 different strains, sometimes they don't know what they're dealing) that smells and looks amazing, but I nor anyone else who I speak to that buys from them is getting much effect. But last night my coworker smoked me out with something her bf has and I was almost faded.
Bad advice but get better drugs, if you really need to get high, I trip the fuck out on shrooms and LSD at times but it's been giving me fucking weird dreams and intrusive thoughts.
>>5260819
>than my usual voice.
noice.
>Probably.
I read about ISIS' ability to recruit their allies and even their former enemies. I wouldn't be too surprised, that is for sure. I have relatives in Paris and it was a shit show for a while trying to find out what the fuck happened. Luckily, they all identified themselves as safe on Facebook using some app.
>>5260822
>Tripping while dysphoric
Idk cartdesu sounds like a pretty bad idea to me
>>5260820
p.s. should read "no western media outlet"
p.p.s. 'cause every magazine needs an editor.
>>5260827
Bitch I aint Dysphoric
>>5260820
>too picky
Honestly not really. I just start wondering if out of every random anon that posts about living in a progessive area, it's going to be mine and I'll know them.
>>5260831
copy that senpai
>>5260820
You forgot to tell them your dick size.
If it's <8 inches you should probably cut your losses and leave before you embarrass yourself m8.
>>5260832
I don't know anyone in particular, but I have affiliates within my network. Your stats? I'm in Washington.
>>5260836
nah big dicks hurt tbdesu
>>5260834
Atta girl.
>>5260836
Don't you worry about my dick size more than you should buddy boy. ;)
>>5260839
This, they're nice eye candy, and fun for hands or oral, but beyond that, average is better.
>>5260846
https://youtu.be/LnzYG0ZkrXg
>>5260844
>tfw cartman calls you a girl
>>5260850
You should have play this instead:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ExjqNme4yVU
But you blew it before a perfect implementation. ;)
>>5260838
ummm
Brunette; bluish green eyes; 5'9 Between 125-130lbs; cardio (jogging, biking) haven't gotten around to bouldering here. weirdly enough Seattle, WA area. [email protected]. but i'm going to bed rn tbhonest
>>5260851
You're welcome, I wouldn't like being called a girl if I looked girly and the good lord said treat others as you want to be treated yourself.
>>5260859
Okay, even with my goldfish memory I think I can remember that. Have a good night.. while I stay up late for a little longer being a weirdo. :o)
>>5260858
>2nd comment
>Literal kuck
Topkek
ok its 10:45 am and have 9 hours to kill, what do mtfg
>>5260870
waste eight hours trying to figure out what to do
>>5260869
I'm not really sure where you get kuck from a premature ejaculation accusation, but I'm glad I know where you stand. Not interested in this song and dance with you.
>>5260875
From the song/vid.
>>5260870
Have you slept?
>>5260880
Yeah that's a weak cringe bait if you ask me.
>>5260881
yeah, no work today just waiting for tonight so i can go out
>>5260894
Heading to bed myself here. There's plenty of fun things to do on your time off, just pick one! Have fun on your night out and don't steal too many hearts out there.
>edition edition
You know, i made this joke like a year ago. It was the first time i made a general.
Good taste OP.
Where can I learn the basics of makeup, for example the difference between foundation and concealer, that kind of stuff.
>>5260931
youtube would be your best bet if you dont have a cis girl to teach you.
Some how I got into sex work. Guy had a tiny dick and busted my lip. Feel gross used but 110$ richer for like 20 mins of him humping his sweaty nasty body on me.
>>5260885
Pretty sure it's a kuck.
>>5260814
>i thought hormones don't do anything
only if you are a man to start with and not intersexed
>>5260820
>Brown hair; blue eyes; 6'2 190lbs; I lift and cardio. More stats than you asked for. But sorry pal, no guitar. I play the piano, but I feel like you're just going to be too picky with me.
ay
u sound hot hmu
>>5260961
why not get a normal job. you are going to be murderedor get aids
>>5260978
Not that anon but I used to escort. Neither of those things are an issue if you're not an idiot and take precautions.
>>5260978
What basic lever trans teir job do you suggest? 7.25 hour? Or 110 for 20 mins. Sure I feel gross but I'm not stressing about bills or trying to get a job due to lètrans
>>5260961
that's really cheap bb...
>>5260999
See I thought so too. Why I brought it up, was my first time and all that shit. There is no trans around here, well the fat black ones. I guess I could charge premium prices for a slim 135 lb white girl. Like I know I'm vain but I'm way hotter than most all of them.
>talking with two guys
>one says fucking a trans girl is fucking gay
>"if she can turn around and fuck you back it's fucking gay"
>tell them that I couldn't do that, tell them to think about what no T and all E do for years
>tell them I'd wanted it tucked away so they couldn't see it if they fucked me
>tell them I just cum dry with a little whimper
>stopped talking about it and looked up
>both staring at me
.... hi?
>>5261005
i don't escort but i don't know anyone who asks for less than 200 for half an hour and even that seems way too low imo
>>5261009
hola
did they not know you were trans or something?
but making a statement like that is kind of tmi-ish lol
>>5260998
I'd suggest making 7$ at the target for 6 months and getting SRS for free, and yes they hire trans people with no experience
>>5261013
they knew I was trans,
they got me a little drunk, I also told them my gf was the top, I liked the idea of anal... and uh... yah I shouldn't drink >.>
>>5261009
girl... i know you just wanted to point out that we're not men but that makes it seem like you were looking for their validation that's so awkward
>>5261009
so what happened?
>>5260794
We only do the occasional manly sex grunt to remind you that we're the alpha.
>>5261017
I think you hit the nail on the head, but I dunno I always try to fit in with people and make them feel comfortable, even when they call transgirls gay dudes.
I have the day off work, I should be happy but instead I'm sitting here feeling feels.
>>5261024
>blew into my hands repeatedly while they told stories.
lewd
>>5261021
i always just tell people orientation is defined by sexual attraction, not sexual activity. that's if i can even be bothered talking about it
>>5260831
>tfw transition cured your dysphoria
Now I just get sad about normal woman things like my boobs being too small and my face being ugly.
>>5261024
ah thats adorable ^_^
>>5261024
>then one of them gave me his coat because I was cold
Guys don't do that for guy friends, he wants the bp.
>>5261032
they do it for their girl friends
>>5261033
Yes, that was implied; that they see her as a girl not a guy despite staying it's gay to be with a trans girl.
>>5261032
idk he said I was making him cold by how cold, but it was nice and it made me feel all fuzzy, idk why >.>
>>5261037
I was just saying girl friend so it would knock around fayes head for a little bit and she would blush hard thinking about her boy friends referring to her as their girl friend
>>5261042
by how cold I looked >.<
hello
idk he said I was making him cold by how cold
>>5261046
>by how cold I looked >.<
pic related u tbqh
>>5261042
>it made me feel all fuzzy, idk why >.>
oh gosh
>tfw a boy will never give you his coat because you are cold
being a man hon sucks.
>>5261050
what is wait but why
Hi girls, how was your day/night? I had a horrible day at work today but on the plus side it's the end of the working week. Relaxing with some smurnoff double blacks :>
>>5260962
Hi Cartman, how was your day?
>>5261050
>windows 8 or 10
hue
text me later ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
also how 2 get more matches what i gotta do FAMily, hmu tell me the sekrets
>>5261058
make sure u rext me latter.
I'll just be over here... looking at these flowers
nobody better put a snub nose revolver behind my skull and shot me in my brains.
yep... just looking at these flowers
>>5261058
but why
whoops i can't figure out which thread we're using
here have a whiny and useless dota post
>>5261069
>>5261073
add me on okc
>>5261076
only if i cam get some retweets
how to self medicate
pls respond, I'm serous af
>>5261078
ye but only ur dankest stuff
>>5261073
>SHEEN DONT LOOK AT THE FLOYERS
b-but is summer and flowers are everywhere which is why I have to take anti histamines that have delo... desolo... rata.... desoloatedine? in dem
I want to take Angie out for a romantic candlelit dinner.
>>5261092
you said that yesterday.
fuck off now.
>>5261082
Get some blood test to see what your hormone levels are like, then buy some anti-androgens and estrogen off qhi or inhousepharmacy or something.
>>5261095
D:
no anna
I dont think nobody even has a snub nose revolver tbqh
also ur eyes look like they are watering from the pollen and u better take some eye drops
WOOO MY THREAD
>>5261102
but the pollen content of the air is well below tolerable levels to me! its something else! ahh!
>>5261106
maybe ur allergic to teen spirit
Hey grillz, hows it hangin?
>>5261028
>Now I just get sad about normal woman things like my boobs being too small and my face being ugly.
How big can boobs get anyways for a transgirl? I luv me some big tiddies personally, not huge but ya know.
>>5261055
Woke up in pain as always but I'm good now.
If if the line of pills on each palette of Progynova that is labelled in blue is just 'reminder' sugar pills, why is it not mentioned in the leaflet in the packet? I would have thought they'd be obligated to mention that.
>>5261133
Why do you wake up in pain? You should wake up happy.
>>5261133
Big boobs are disgusting
i may have gone too far in a few places
>>5261120
but sheen i use secret! its the only antiperspirant to keep me smelling powdery fresh for weeks on end!
>>5261141
FUCK OFF YOU FILTHY PIG
END YOURSELF IMMEDIATELY
>>5261133
bewbs can reach nearly every size. theyre just, on average, a little smaller they they would be if we had undergone normal puberty. the reason for that is the lack of growth hormones after 17 or 18.
you can still get decent boobs, you might also end up having torpedos or none at all tho. its very hit or miss overall
I am underweight, my sister and my mum have a/b and Ive a small b too despite starting late. its okay overall.
>>5261149
>cram his cave-maker into my bajingo
>>5261133
It depends on genetics and shit, some girls here have got pretty big tits.
>>5261149
>but sheen i use secret! its the only antiperspirant to keep me smelling powdery fresh for weeks on end!
we dont have dat here in australian
>>5261143
>Why do you wake up in pain?
Trying to join the army, they only take the cream of the crop here cause our army is so small, I was born with somewhat of a crooked back so the workout kills me, Sleeping too long hurts my back so I either get no sleep or too much cause I literally cant get out of the bed in the morning cause I overslept and my back began feeling it.
But I'm gonna fucking make it and then I will be a trained killer for when shit hits the fan.
>>5261145
Big tits are fucking awesome, DFC is an weaboo thing to be honest.
>>5261155
>Not being out of East Germany
Be gone from the place
>>5261149
anne
wtf
im crying
where do you come up with this stuff
>>5261155
>bewbs can reach nearly every size. theyre just, on average, a little smaller they they would be if we had undergone normal puberty. the reason for that is the lack of growth hormones after 17 or 18.
Bummer, so most of you got dem pancake chests? Boobs for me radiate feminity so to not have big ones seems kinda like not having a vagina.
But that's just me.
>>5261161
What do you guys define as big?
>tfw you were going to tell your crush you like her but she's not online
>>5261169
>Crooked back
Spine, I'm not a hunchback just to clarify.
>>5261177
I dunno, I think the maximum desirable is somewhere around C desu.
it has a lot to do with the ripcage. I have a relatively small frame so b's look pretty good on me I think.
if I could actually gain weight theyd probably grow more too
>>5261164
SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNN
>>5261177
>seems kinda like not having a vagina.
>in a forum full of trans girls
>>5261185
h-hello
>>5261177
>so most of you got dem pancake chests
Unfortunately. I'm a 32AA which is practically nothing, even my mum has made fun of my breast size. :(
But then being post-op helps immensely with my body image and kinda balances it out.
Some of us get lucky though, like faye, she started hrt older than a lot of us flat chests and still got massive boobs.
>>5261183
>I think the maximum desirable is somewhere around C desu.
Lol, well you think that, I'm still an old fashioned guy and I like my women with a rack.
But yeah if you got a petite frame then petite tits work too.
>>5261187
>implying nobody here has a vagina
>>5261181
So you're Forrest Gump
>>5261169
Damn that sucks. I really wanted to join the army for a really long time but couldn't due to health reasons (I had a lot of depression as a kid and any history of mental health = fail the medical). I still would like to join the army but that isn't going to happen anytime soon even if the reset the medical history because loltrans. Hope you make it bruh.
>>5261192
I'm just saying we're more likely to not
>>5261190
I mean, I am not gonna lie, Id LOVE C cups. but I dont get depressed over this for some reason
>>5261187
Well the point is you dont have one because of the whole trans thing, which is why I assume many of you want SRS.
I dont see what I said wrong, I wasn't implying anything, I wager you want tits for the same reason you want a vagina, so only having a pair of small ones must suck because it sets you apart.
I mean there's no reason denying it really.
>>5261199
come to funland i got some megamilk bb
>>5261199
No I thought it was funny but like in a way that doesn't evoke laughter
>>5261199
doesn't really set apart, many cis girls don't have big tits. look at asians, lmao they all have like AA.
>>5261202
SITUATIONAL IRONY
That's what it is
>>5261208
>I dont understand this.
I believe the stereotype is that east German women have large breasts
>I am neither a communist nor in the DDR?
Every time I see that abbreviation my head reads it as Dance Dance Republic
>>5261208
Exactly.
Wessis a shit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DTV92wqYjfA
>>5261196
Why would anyone legit what to join a military? I don't get it at all. Killing people, even if they're the "baddies" sounds like a bad time. Like I feel bad enough stepping on a snail by accident, let alone purposely shooting a person.
>>5261220
>Dance Dance Republic
lmao
>>5261225
Honey, have you ever spoken to Cartman before?
>>5261225
Sandslimes aren't people anon.
>>5261220
for most of my life I believed DDR (the game) was based on GDR music. I was so confused.
>I believe the stereotype is that east German women have large breasts
OH interesting. never heard about that tbqh. I only know that they were hardcore into porn
I am prussian/west german, so it makes sense.
>>5261223
GDR is probably the most embarassing thing that has ever existed on german soil tho.
>>5261225
desu I thought about that too before I transitioned. didnt wanna learn french tho
>tfw feeling super awful and hungover
>>5261234
Auferstanden aus Ruinen is pretty bangin, tho
Does anyone else feel completely incapable of having a relationship with someone? I'm attracted to men but I'm terrified of being intimate with them or even being around them in general. I'm not opposed to dating a woman but why would they put up with the trans bullshit. I've never had a bf/gf. I feel pretty broken right now.
>>5261234
>GDR is probably the most embarassing thing that has ever existed on german soil tho.
Der nationalsozialistische Geist lebt noch.
>>5261243
I do but mostly because I hate meeting new people and I don't socialize so a relationship is kind of out of the question
>>5261243
I've had relations with both genders, but both when I was a lot younger, and also a boy. I feel like that sometimes, not so much because I'm trans but because I'm just so cynical. I am happy right now, and fine with being single, but yeah I think it would be very hard to date someone like me and it wouldn't really appeal to many people/anyone.
>>5261196
>but couldn't due to health reasons (I had a lot of depression as a kid and any history of mental health = fail the medical).
That's why I never seeked mental help or psychiatry because I knew it would go on my record and disqualify me from army forever. You fucked up.
>Hope you make it bruh.
When they rejected me the first time I got so depressed I soared to like 131kg in weight because I just fucking gave up on the world. I got really bitter so that's kinda how I thought of Cartman. Tried to an hero 4 months ago but said fuck that, I've lost 23 kilos now and weigh 108, Luckily I'm 6'0 and got a wide frame so I've never looked like a fucking blob even at my fattest. Still busting my ass off but it's kinda hard working out depressed in the cold while baked as all fucking hell.
But I'm getting there.
Gonna go out and run now, I live like a fucking drone these days shitpost, walk the dog, eat nothing, work out, smoke weed, sometimes get called for work, until I go to sleep. Except for shitposting I just lurk/post here now.
>>5261246
To be fair, the national socialists were worse, but the communists were more embarrassing
okay so seriously how CAN I lower the chances of torpedo tits?? should I be gaining weight, losing it, up my dosage after a month, keep it the same, diet differently?
