hello lagalabatata, i need your help.
so, basically me and my girlfriend (my girlfriend is a train) are meeting for the first time tomorrow and you know people have sex but yeah do you have any other advice besides "use lube" and "be gentle" or is that basically it.
you will need to have ticket to board or it will be an $100 fine
also before you board, be sure to remain behind the yellow line until your gf has come to a full stop
>Sex on the first date
If you wanna have it rough in life, why do you worry about lube?
>>5260397
oh no no i mean it will eventually happen, not right away son i should have probably worded that whole post differently
>calling someone your girlfriend before you actually meet them in person
Kids these days, I tell ya.
>>5260376
>my girlfriend is a train
Specials snowflakes have gone too far
>>5260376
I actually don't have any advice. I'm in the same boat. I'll meet my girlfriend in four days from now and she's a train too and I'm a train too and I have no idea what to really do other than cuddle.
So I guess, just hold her hand and caress her body and just try what feels pleasant? I guess it depends on your tastes, though...
>>5260376
>my girlfriend is a train
What!?
>>5262350
What is a train?
>>5262436
I assumed it was a very humorous way to refer to a tranny
>>5262450
Checked tumblr
"A train is someone who identifies as neither cis, genderqueer, genderflux, quad gender, genderfuck, trans, transgender, bigender, elmgender or agender"
>>5262481
shitlord, what about traingendered, tracksexual or station-fluid?
>>5260394
This. At least someone in this thread understands train safety...
>>5262688
>>5260376
>trains
Are you Ayn Rand?
