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When you eat something
It goes alllll the way through allll of that nonsense.
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▶Elves are sexy tbqh
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old >>5252132
>>5253304
>she thinks i actually live in kansas.
>elves are sexy
>>5253288
You're that desperate for a small penis violent chaser?
Fucking pathetic
>>5253264
try 5-HTP senpai, you can get it over the counter at grocery stores, it can help with mood improvement and alcohol withdrawal
>>5253311
>she thinks Kansas City is in Kansas
>>5253318
sage is british this is common knowledge
>>5253304
>>5253311
>>5253321
Oh my god im dying
stop pls
>>5253328
What's up w/ your sense of fashion?
>>5253327
Fuck off shitskin
>>5253310
philadelphia
I think I'm too ugly for OKC and too awkward to meet up with anyone here.
>>5253328
im making a steak. so far i've set off the smoke detector three times and burned the shit out of myself. plus my steak was super rare the first time i pulled it out.
i'm gonna be the best waifu
>>5253341
>behold my turn of the century edge
>>5253347
>too awkward to meet up with anyone here.
I wasn't suggesting that at all, just to see what your city is like with this type of thing.
Uh, are you opposed to tabletop stuff? It's fun and you don't have to do that get to know you shit
>>5253327
Really? That actually makes things more sad ;~;
I'd have an existential crisis if l stayed awake until 2 in the morning on a weekday trying desperately to convince strangers on 4chan that my life is great and that I'm happy
>>5253296
I just made KICK THE FUCK ASS home made pizza flavored lima beans.
>>5253328
I'm eating ramen noodles and a churro rn tbqh
>>5253364
it turned out ok
>>5253370
diazepam
>>5253362
sage is a nut, just enjoy her antics from afar
sometimes she's nice to talk to, but this isn't really one of those occasions
>>5253378
I'm googling these things but i dont get muscle spasms or seziures I dont get how it will help
>>5253370
I'd use meetup then, you can browse through pictures if you want to see if it's your kind of scene as in, no neckbeards or whatever you're not into.
What do you like to do aside from vidya?
>>5253362
I'll be awake until 6am, then I'll get in bed and cuddle my girlfriend until she wakes up for work. Then I'll sleep when she leaves, wake up around 2pm, clean the house and cook dinner - go grocery shopping if I have to.
At night I plan to take over the world.
>>5253370
Great fun. Just tell your doctor you have anxiety and want some valium to deal with stressful social situations.
>>5253380
Don't tell people I'm nice to talk to. I need them to hate me, I feed on it.
>>5253369
>that webm
fucking saved
>>5253328
noodles and meat sauce desu
>>5253382
it relieves anxiety too
>>5253377
ITS RAW
>>5253386
>cuddle my girlfriend
fgt
>>5253387
naw, this webm is you and elanna tbqh
>>5253386
>my girlfriend
Oh it's another delusional straight man, that explains the aggression.
>>5253394
you spelled agp wrong.
>>5253375
I goggled "churro ramen"
And I think I got a ramen churro?
Tell, what I assume is a madame-
Have you ever tried?
>>5253377
I really wouldn't know.
The only meat I cook for Bryan is fish or chicken. Where did you learn to cook steak?
It looks, uh.. really pink. But I think that's ok for steaks, yea?
>>5253387
L-lewd.
>>5253393
No, that's actually cooked quite well and it still tastes like meat rather than cured leather.
>>5253402
Oh bullshit, rare meat is fucking stringy and cold, its gross as fuck
>>5253369
..
Wait also what
You made.. flavored lima beans?
Like.. just beans? How'd you do the pizza flavor?
>>5253377
bleh steak...e-enjoy!
Small penis chaser here
I want to grab sages mouth face fuck her cum on her face than throw her down the stairs because im not a faggot who likes trannies
I did it for mtfg
>>5253400
sup Circe, how come you left gaygen?
>>5253400
No, and I don't think I want too
>>5253400
>>5253408
yeah it was med rare, good texture and tasted awesome. i just seasoned it with salt and pepper and drizzled some garlic butter on top. uhh i had a friend who is a chef in dc and showed me how to sear stuff but its super duper easy
>>5253413
lmao you have no idea what you're talking about
>>5253414
Get in line son.
>>5253413
>not eating blue rare
>>5253413
I'll try maybe.
>>5253395
inaccurate
i'm a way better kisser than that
>>5253414
than? so you just rather fuck her face than throw her down the stairs cuz you are a faggot who likes trannies
>>5253409
I used fresh uncooked lima beans, steamed them, added them to a boiling pot of home made pizza sauce with lots of finely diced fresh cilantro and oregano and a pinch of flour to solidify the mix a bit and the beans turned out rocking, then I served them with garlic bread
>>5253431
that sounds good as hell
>>5253430
steak tatare
Should I?
>>5253437
Probably not
>>5253440
>she thinks it's blood
>>5253443
>she
>>5253427
O-oh, can you show me?
>>5253436
Oh god yes, steak tartare is amazing
Salmon tartare is also pretty godly
>>5253440
>I don't get why they even get so mad.
ree
>>5253443
>its just uhh... steak... juice?...
I thought women were supposed to be good at cooking. lmao
>>5253444
thanks senpai, y-you too
>>5253446
>le misgender meme
shots fired. lmao
I made like
A couple tablespoons of crushed jalapeños
Gibbe spicee recipes
>>5253435
It really was, I super surprised myself with the concoction to be honest. Like omg it was so orgasmic. I did also do another concoction once that was good.
I got some chicken breasts and cut them into little squares about 3 inches by 3 inches wide, rolled them in egg and then rolled them in old bay seasoning, then rolled them in egg and rolled them in bread crumbs. I baked them and made some white butter rice and added some more old bay and dill to the rice, then mixed in a heap of honey bbq sauce and poured in the breaded chicken balls and mixed all together. It was fucking amazing.
>>5253449
all i did was say things, on the internet. nothing to get mad about
>>5253452
post pic dumb bitch
>>5253460
more oldfag /mtfg/ memes pls
>>5253452
hueeeeee
people think you're cis now?
i haven't seen u in a long time i dont think
>>5253455
>I got some chicken breasts
that'll happen until you get progesterone in your system regularly too.
you all sound like a bunch of women
>>5253465
Actually I have been on progesterone for 4 weeks now.
>>5253469
>you all sound like a bunch of women
>>5253465
check your cistit privilege
>>5253461
>I don't know how to use the internet
>>5253461
>>5253464
i live that qt life.
>>5253462
I dunno if i have any more on this hard drive, I'd have to find my old laptop.
>>5253473
Should've waited until you were on hormones a couple years first.
>>5253477
>mfw unnaturally high progesterone naturally for a 'male'.
dat intersex privilege.
>>5253449
it goes a little something like this...
>>5253454
jalapeno kettle chips
>tfw talked to someone for three hours this evening without realising they were FtM, only finding out when they told me because "omfg obviously it's so obvious"
like no, I literally couldn't tell, congrats on passing like 100%
tbf they'd been on T for years but fuck there was me just slouching there like an autistic, ugly-voiced man next to somebody who passes pretty much perfectly as their gender, like, reeee
>>5252409
But I don't use angles, do you mean "front-on"? Because that's kind of the point, if you don't pass front-on then you don't pass, passing only in internet pictures does not count as passing.
>>5252418
Well I did change it to Noelle, it was never a serious trip in case you couldn't tell, a surprising number of people failed to notice the humour in it
>>5252462
I've ordered some of that magic shaving powder stuff Korra used the other day, if that works well enough I won't need laser for the short-term and can focus on saving up for moving out
>>5252964
as long as it takes for me to die, minimum.
>>5253452
It's fucking haemoglobin you dunce, it's technically a component of blood originally but it's then dumped into the muscle tissue and that's what you're eating/what it's leaking out of; the animal's already been hung and (mostly) drained of blood earlier in the process
>>5253452
>still thinking it's blood
>I know I'll act as if I knew what I'm talking about
It's water with myoglobin and often some sort of red dye.
>>5253154
my OTP
>>5253484
Food recipes woman
>>5253482
>Should've waited until you were on hormones a couple years first.
Why? I got on it at 9 months and my doc said I was ready
>>5253482
>qt life
>grainy
>angle
nah
>>5253498
look i don't make the chips i just eat them
>>5253482
>thinking she's the only intersex here
You'll have to do better to feel special
>>5253503
FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING MINGER IT'S BASIC BIOLOGY
have you even seen blood before?!?!?! It's not anything like that watery or inconsistent in colour oh my god you had better be trolling right now
>>5253503
>Implying the blood isn't mostly drained after slaughtering
>>5253506
I can't have potato chips for dinner
>>5253502
well if your doc said i aint going to argue, since they have your blood and everything.
>>5253505
thats just like your opinion... man....
>>5253510
>animals?! blood!? noooo.. theyre just meat.
>>5253507
>she thinks i need validation from mtfg to feel special
>>5253511
>mostly
I don't know sage but I can see she's a masterful troll. I've really got to step my game up.
>>5253520
ALWAYS BET ON SAGE.
I just want to pass.
>>5253377
is it even warm
>>5253520
She's been here longer than everyone else. Much longer.
>>5253524
How bad?
playing runescape until hrt is done who wants to join me?
>>5253519
GOD I hate you so much right now
being an environmental scientist there is very little that gets on my nerves more than people being smug over things they're incorrect about
>tfw you will never pass because you are a disgusting fat fuck who has a brow bone to rival cavemen.
>>5253525
omg who are you people.
>>5253516
I can tell you, having been shipped a few different ways, that's not how OTPs work around here.
Teriyaki is best waifu
Hmm I found a transgender clinic somewhat nearby. I'll try and start going so I can get official hrt and not have to self med forever.
Idk how this is gonna work being unemployed and having no income tho :s
>>5253529
What do you mean?
>>5253536
sorry, it's part of the whole "gross person" package like the constant shaving rash and the parading around of fetishy stuff around people who don't want to hear it
>>5253539
>mfw from the land of beef, and people think that maddie's steak is underdone
It's ok maddie, they will never know the joy of a properly done steak
>>5253540
;~~~~; I just wanna have a realistic dream, you know?
>>5253537
Guess what, global warming isn't real.
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>>5253545
At what cost?
>>5253516
>Can I be OTP'd with someone that it would actually be possible to be with? ;~;
But that's what makes it so forbidden.
>>5253537
Don't get so mad, niggers are gonna nig.
>>5253541
omg looks great
>>5253552
This is where dreams come to die though ;_;
>>5253562
Never mind
>>5253546
kayla is the meme that just keeps on giving, forever.
I can't believe people have pretty much entirely forgotten about Potsy.
I want to push booger in front of a bus.
>>5253546
gotta remember kayla back in /cd/ days
>>5253407
Oh well I don't know what I can do to help you
Go troll Wawa for friends
>>5253568
You too, anon.
>>5253552
alberta is the land of beef??
>houses made out steaks
>lamposts made out fries
>rivers of bleu cheese
man I wish I didn't care quite so much about passing
I can feel it, it's just there, psychologically, I feel totally fine like "yeah I'm female no biggie" and comfortable in who I am and then I see my reflection and no I look like a man, a fucking rugbybody caveman and the way I look just fucking disgusts me so so so so much and I can't see how I can possibly look at all female with this fucking face and ribcage and everything
>>5253538
yep iktf
>>5253571
Can I drive it
>>5253579
I know this feel all too well, Noelle.
>>5253533
>tfw jagex deleted your account because of inactivity
>>5253574
I'll try. Thanks for the (You).
I wish caddy was still here ;_;
Alright. This is like the 5th thread in a few hours. You all need to step away and take a break from posting because this getting ridiculous. Especially since every thread is the exact same conversations.
>>5253554
Filtered, fuck you, I've seen the data and met the people. People devote 50 years of their lives devoted to researching this shit alone and doing precious little else. It's serious business.
>>5253569
So do I, that's the point lol
Earlier tonight I got all four limbs tied into a bent position, separate from one another, and at the same time got collared and leashed and led around on my elbows and knees petplay style, shit was cash
>>5253590
I'm just lurking though.
>>5253575
Conveyance is lost
>>5253590
Why would you post an image while complaining about thread length? You've just pushed this thread an image closer to death.
>>5253590
When i'm dead
>tfw right ear keeps ringing
>>5253596
>edgar filters someone
my sides are in orbit
>>5253589
Why don't you just add her on Skype? She said it was ok to add her in the last post I saw.
>>5253556
Don't bully!!! ;~~~;
>>5253566
My dreams died a long time ago
>>5253570
Potsy was just here a few days ago tho
>>5253577
Yes, it is. There's not a lot I can say that this province has going for it, but dear god the beef is good.
>>5253588
start a new one ill hang out with you
>>5253581
Only if you promise not to miss
So I just got off work about an hour ago. How's everyone's day going?
>>5253596
>Filtered, fuck you
top of the kek
it only took sage to post in a couple of threads
>>5253609
>There's not a lot I can say that this province has going for it
Open borders to BC.
>>5253604
I get that alot if I don't wear ear plugs at school
>>5253600
You can blame the anime cuteposters for that. The new tinychat becomes filled with them and then they spill out into the threads.
>>5253617
Thanks, haha
>>5253611
o-okay
give me an hour though I'm not at my comp right now
How to pass?
This dysphoria is making my life unbearable even when neet.
>>5253617
Yes, she would like you and it's insulting her that you think like that. She is nothing but kind and understanding, stop beating yourself up and just talk to her.
>>5253623
What's your favorite color
>>5253627
Post pic.
>>5253604
Get that tinnitus looked at
>>5253597
Come fuck me roughly while belittling me about being a a freak while also making me feel like a girl.
>>5253627
go outside?
well that was fun
i cried 3 times at work and once on the way home
so this is the power of estrogen
>>5253629
agony.
>tfw you will never be a curvy fit girl
this girl is as tall as me lmao
>pls let me die
>>5253628
I don't have anything to say so she wouldn't want to talk to me. Didn't you see my other posts where I explained how I'm a friendless loser with no hobbies or interests? I can't hold a conversation
How was mtfg's day today?
holy shit, literally the last 20 images are anime avatarfagging
wtf
>>5253629
Might be a bit of a cringe answer but I prefer contrasts of colors rather than the colors themselves. Such as red/blue, yellow/purple, etc. Favorite color combination, however is blue and white.
>>5253643
You seem to be holding a conversation well enough for me to keep talking to you.
I don't see the problem here.
JUST DO IT
>>5253638
Combined with a selfawareness that you might not pass, yes.
>>5253633
Why do you want to bully me so much?
Even my only friend thought getting advice from here would be a bad idea.
>>5253634
It only bothers me when I sleep so it's okay.
>>5253638
You should be crying you fucking rapist
>>5253651
This isn't a conversation it's basically shitposting. What would I talk to her about? "Hi I'm an anon who's obsessed with you and posts about you in the thread all the time, be my friend"?
vivi where are you? how did laser go?
>>5253652
>>5253655
it's more just missing someone and imagining them waiting for you when you know they won't be there but you still hope they are anyway
today has been miserable since i woke up
>>5253409
hey Circé, is there any chance i could ask you something in private ?
>>5253652
>tfw president of the /feels/ club
>>5253595
Thanks! I keep meaning to post more again, oddly. I kind of miss people here..lol
>>5253656
I want you to do anything to move forward but all I see is the same questions and complaints every time.
>>5253636
Thanks for the involuntary boner.
It's not fair though because you keep using anime pics which creates a whole different mental image of you.
Damnit
>>5253660
>it's basically shitposting.
Is that any different than the other conversations here? Yeah sure why not? I don't think she'd have a problem with that.
Either do it or d-
JUST DO IT
>>5253656
It's not all bad, just most of it.
>>5253672
Don't worry, as soon as you get on E you won't have to worry about erections anymore.
>>5253672
trust me, the 2D is better than the 3D.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=71DTSyvLvto
^ your average mtf
>>5253669
I want to move forward too but I have no idea how, i'm really lost and posting a pic here is just asking for bad feels.
I'm very worried about my face and stuff.
>>5253658
Lay it on me senpai, I really want to laugh tonight ;~;
>>5253663
;_; sounds rough. If I have a day like that I usually have some comfort food, have a hot shower and go to bed early
>>5253666
Iktf sometimes
>>5253672
Are you thinking lewd thoughts about her desu senpai?
>>5253683
Right. But you're not going to get anything new here. Until you change your situation some how you're not going to be getting any new advice on what to do.
>>5253673
I think she would. She has a life to live and it doesn't include losers like me.
I dont even think I'm trans. I didn't cry once since I started hrt.
>>5253688
How do I change it though?
>>5253686
I couldn't be so cruel; as hilarious as it would be to dig up old bones like that.
>>5253679
I'm really not a tranny, I dont feel like a woman in the slightest. Comfy being male, I just want a decent grillfriend is all.
>>5253686
>Are you thinking lewd thoughts about her desu senpai?
A little, only because I'm trying to imagine you as girls, that's what you want isn't it?
So I'm not exactly sure if my name fits me. It's between that and Casey. Anyone want to help judge that? My hair's not really that short, by the way. Just pulled back into a ponytail.
>>5253514
then sprinkle it on pizza
>>5253701
your hair isn't really that clean either, ew.
D A N K
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>>5253697
The two things you get told the most are to get out of the house and to practice your voice.
And no, I don't expect you to go get gendered in swedish. Just go outside and be around humans. You're going to have to get used to that eventually if you want to stop being a neet.
>>5253698
>all those anime avataring trannies
top kek
there's enough people here that hate me right?
i'll pay you to come out here and kill me, i'm so tired, can someone just put me out of my misery
>>5253707
Yeah. Working in a shitty fast food joint will do that to you.
>>5253708
I don't want to be around people as a man, I hate using my voice and people looking at my gross man face.
It would be nice to be okay with yourself before you start meeting people or doing anything.
I know I need to do voice but I have no idea what to do about my face.
>>5253712
Hey wait, arent you that fucking kiwi trap from krautchan.
This dude right here is pure evil.
>>5253709
>yfw theyre not trannies, just beta males.
>>5253712
Buy me a ps4, i'll drown you in my tub.
>>5253714
dont take pics with dirty hair senpai.
>>5253720
i never went to krautchan and never called myself a trap, sorry
Gem have a Steam? Also want to play Pokemon with you
>>5253718
You're not going to get ok with yourself by hiding in your room though. You have to put yourself out there somehow.
>>5253722
I swear this tranny was the worst, was a kiwi and made the shittiest threads.
She also posted that exact same pic a lot so I wondered.
>>5253701
>this is 'caveman' now
wow what the FUCK does that make me?!?! "ogre"?!
>>5253701
Weren't you that minimum wage hot dog stand worker that posted in every passing thread asking if you'd pass?
>>5253625
okay sure. ill be hanging out in the thread. anyone else want to play runescape with us?
>>5253699
>Thinking lewd thoughts about another anon
You're going to make me go all yandere on you.
>>5253699
That's definitely the goal yes, although in a lot of cases you don't have to use a lot of imagination, or any at all desu.
>>5253698
Awe ;~; ok
>>5253377
Looks good, beef is meant to be eaten rare or medium rare. Any chef or foodie knows this.
I just purchased some kobe beef steaks to grill this weekend, they're like $40-$50 a steak but totally worth it. I bought some kobe beef burgers as well.
>>5253698
Oh come on anon, its already out there anyway
>>5253725
Where do I ask for feedback though?
Like i've said before this is a bad place to post since people hate me and also bullying.
I have like one friend i'm close to but he didn't really want me to ask him about these things since he can't really help.
>cis scum
>>5253721
>beta males
so trannies then? :^)
What are some nice clothes for someone pre-everything to wear?
>>5253701
You kind of strike me as a 'Thomas' kind of person
>>5253729
No. Close, though. I work for Sonic. I have been in a couple of passing threads but not all of them.
>>5253748
My mom bought me lots of andro clothes, I think those are best when hon.
>>5253740
You gave out your skype when you weren't shitposting, did you get any adds you could ask?
Otherwise, /soc/ continues being a good answer for camwhoring. Or start believing your psych. Ask your mom for feedback you can work on. Going outside more to get an idea of what people around you look and dress like.
>>5253734
>>5253739
It is out there, its literally on the internet. But to link you to it would just be necro'ing old as fuck drama that doesnt need to be brought back.
I'm new sage, I just say stuff and people get mad. It doesnt matter what stuff, because I'm Sage.
>>5253746
I have very few trannies on skype actually. Only the specials ones get through.
There was one girl i met the other day, Milk her name was. She dildo'd her ass for a call filled with aussie shit posters.
>>5253752
Yeah it is you. Sorry I thought it was a hot dog stand.
>>5253539
i dont like rare. but medium is okay. rare is too bloody and its gross.
>>5253748
striped thigh highs
>>5253748
>wearing clothes
don't be a fetishist
>ywn turn Bexe into a qt fashionista
>>5253748
nothing will look nice prehrt
>>5253758
Yeah. Nice to see you without calling me Brendan Frasier.
>>5253748
Androgynous clothes like vnecks, zip up shirts/hoodies van shoes
skinny jeans. even girls jeans can work for andro if they don't have super feminine designs.
>>5253767
Tbh nothing looks nice after hrt either
>>5253665
Uhm.. suuure?
>>5253759
>rare is gross
>pleb taste
>probably eats fast food daily
>>5253765
Anon striped thigh highs can be an outfit if you're trans.
>>5253754
>You gave out your skype when you weren't shitposting, did you get any adds you could ask?
Not really, I don't talk to any of them and only two people added me.
Everyone gets bored of me.
/soc/ is even more scary than /mtfg/ and dressing well is easy I think but no real motivation when my face is beyond help.
>>5253765
Stuff both women and men can wear.
>>5253732
Only because you're so endearing and make me feel loved.
No homo.
>>5253734
>although in a lot of cases you don't have to use a lot of imagination, or any at all desu.
Shame a lot dont pass, I dont know what the fuck I would do if I looked like a mannish woman, what a fucking drag.
Also what you says just proves boys do everything better, including being women.
>>5253717
Keep working on it m88. Rome wasn't built in a day!
>>5253712
I actually don't hate you at all, and I don't want you to die. Do you need someone to talk to?
>>5253755
Woah, now that is a name I haven't seen in a loooooong time.
>>5253786
I'm transginger.
Going to bed. Good night caddy
>>5253790
The blog poster?
>>5253784
Your post will get lost in /soc/. There's always going to be people prettier, uglier, trannier than you. Just wait for a fresh rate thread and post a recent picture then see if you get lumped in with guys who rate mostly girls.
>>5253774
i mostly eat rice and vegetables. i really want to start making better home cooked meals though. its a little hard to branch out when youre borderline veg.
>>5253786
Hi Cartman. How are you today? I just woke up and have to go to work soon but I had a horrible sleep and am really tired.
Would you accept me as girl once I get SRS?
>>5253790
Do they have a surgery to cut out your soul?
>>5253788
Unlike you mum's name, which I see regularly when she texts me asking for my dick in her eye.
>>5253787
i need someone to take me out of my misery, i've failed too many times trying to do it myself
i don't know what else i can do, my mind is fucked up beyond repair, it's been 3 months and i haven't gotten back on my feet yet
at this point it's not even worth living, every day feels like another day in hell and i should have died a long time ago
>>5253797
I really don't want to post it for a big group of people when i've showed like one person before at 3 months hrt.
>>5253796
http://southpark.cc.com/clips/ms8uv8/im-transginger
Literally how most trans act.
>>5253804
THANKS SAGE. I MISS YOU TOO.
>>5253806
Yeah those are some pretty bottom of the barrel feels. What's causing them specifically? Did some major event in life knock you on your feet?
i had a dream once. dream dead now.
http://pasteboard
.co/2f7JN0Xx.jpg
Nice, I think I'm finally back down to the weight I was before summer. It's showing in my face, pic related. Now all I need to do is get rid of this fucking facial hair when my shaving powder arrives and I'll be 100% qt grill!
>>5253800
>Would you accept me as girl once I get SRS?
I mean if you pass I guess, it wont feel unnatural trying to look at you then and convince myself it's a girl.
>>5253841
You won't have to convince yourself one you're inside me.
>>5253737
omg so jelly. i had kobe beef once and it was like melt in my mouth good
>>5253840
I'm glad that you're there for her at least
she gets so lonely and she doesn't really get outside
>>5253840
You're original as apple pie.
>>5253841
>mfw I have a chance of being noticed by senpai.
You didn't answer me on how your day was going tho.
>>5253837
kit no
>>5253839
>better make something up so I have another reason to post my face
Are you just autistic or what?
>>5253839
I hope it doesn't burn your skin! Make sure to test it out on a small section first!
Does anyone else feel like the only way they could ever afford hormones is by having someone else pay for them in exchange for sex? I do.
>>5253848
>>5253856
Can you sluts stop hitting on my crush. Ty.
gt leaking fucking again
what is wrong with me
>>5253860
How'd ya guess
>>5253860
fucking savage agp
>>5253837
Kit?
What's the matter
>>5253850
That is legitimately unsettling
>>5253839
Jesus, you look even worse you sick fuck.
When are you going to kill yourself? You realize HRT isn't going to do anything for you, you supreme autist.
>>5253861
He literally has aspergers, doesn't have dysphoria either.
>>5253847
Today's the day to carry out a plan. I'll finally escape from my saturated life today
>>5253856
>ywn hook up with elanna
>ywn stick your hands down her pants and stop everything
>ywn angrily question what you're supposed to do with a penisless girl
>>5253872
Fuck off
>>5253869
what can i say, i love bitches, and your mom is a massive bitch.
>>5253867
gaydar
>>5253874
the fuck you talking about honkey?
Does anyone know what bexe actually looks like? I'd like to put a face to all the erp posting.
>>5253882
I don't know what is going on today, But somehow I feel that my answer isn't here
Where do I find tranny friends that don't hugbox?
>>5253882
You're apple pie in incarnate
>>5253863
>tfw not hot enough to whore body
>>5253891
Me neither, but I try to.
>>5253893
So are you back to being a girl again or just a gay guy hanging around?
>>5253839
im sorry but do you even try?
>>5253810
Lol I laughed so hard at that episode.
>>5253887
>ever thinking your answer was on mtfg
l m a o
m
a
o
>>5253890
i don't get your american joke.
>>5253893
totally going to be taken seriously in that. Honestly, when you end up becoming the next murdered trans statistic because some homeboy got fed up with your shit you'll have only yourself to blame.
>>5253889
you can't.
>>5253872
anon is right about the aspergers but I have godawful crippling gender dysphoria from looking like this so idk where the last part's coming from
>>5253875
kek
>>5253862
yeah I know, I hope not, it'll be fantastic if it works fine
>>5253861
me having gotten fatter over the summer has been a big talking point for me for the last few months, this is the conclusion of that particular arc, seemed worth mentioning
>>5253893
>>5253902
I know anon, the hugboxing from the people in /mtfg/ is pretty crazy.
It's okay to be honest and mean sometimes.
>>5253884
Like a guy
>>5253906
I don't know, but I'd be willing to experiment with you and find some answers.
>>5253901
Yes
really hard
the facial hair needs to grow out enough that I can use this new depilatory stuff on it when it arrives in the post, then hopefully it'll be gone p much forever if it works
>>5253893
groovalicious, daddio
>>5253393
Uncultured animal.
>>5253906
Are you actually just a massive flirt or do you legitimately have feelings for anyone here?
>>5253905
Though I don't know how my life will end, I never wanna be a slave
>tfw no honest hon friend
>>5253902
How about you drink bleach hon
>>5253924
Take your own life, then you know exactly how it will end.
>>5253931
Cause there is always the chance to change I guess it's up to you
>>5253928
HONestly though...
>>5253926
Sometimes I can't tell if we're on the same page with good ideas or terrible ones. I hope anyone who experiments with you is at least kind about it.
>>5253930
you must be one repulsive hon to defend edgar.
lmao
>>5253926
Don't break your favorite shipanon's heart Elanna.
>>5253934
It looks well-made
idk what social situations you're actually planning on wearing it in where it'd not be innappropriate but it looks nice yeah
>>5253939
>being edgy on the web
Does anyone else have a cutting fetish?
>tfw no hon friend to be hons with
>tfw no hon to give you good advice
>tfw no hon to be honest about how you look
I'm gonna have to ask cis scum.
Do I ask a /pol/ and /v/ friend?
At least he would be honest I think.
>>5253947
No because I'm not 15.
>>5253915
i'm sorry but i have to agree with
>>5253927
what woman would be okay with constantly posting pictures of her "rape face" and her beard. i dont want to keep you from doing whatever it is you do but if you want to be like a woman you have to at least play the part. youre creeping us out, familia.
>>5253950
Oh my god, another name I haven't seen in FOREVER
Is this like old mtfg reunion night?
>>5253934
>for intents and purposes.
What do you mean? Were you just having a bad week? At least you didnt go full booger.
>>5253934
>Girl, for intents and purposes
If you're gonna do this stuff can you at least be specific so people understand what the hell is going on? There's been so many "circe is a gay man now" / "she's just memeing" / "nothing's changed" / "circe's totally detransitioned" / "her boyfriend is stopping her transition like faye's gf" etc. posts it's getting confusing as fuck
>>5253947
Only other people. i'm not crazy after all
...But I am
>>5253944
I'm doing this for the sake of bettering the human race. Call me edgy all you want but at least I'm not perpetuating the delusions of an autistic man.
>>5253949
Please respond
It's either that or my crush ;_;
>>5253952
What's going on?
>>5253956
A kind and caring person isn't necessarily going to be kind and caring about sexual experimentation. I've had some shit experiences with otherwise great people.
>>5253951
That's literally just my face, the exposure's a bit bright on my webcam but boo hoo, the desk lamp's just broken this evening so the laptop's the only light source in this part of the room, sorry if it looks a little bit creepy, the point is my cheekbones are visible when in september my face was all podgy and the point is my body has followed a similar trend, i.e. I don't have a fucking pot-belly like I did a few months back, which is progress for me
I'm not okay with my face, I'm not okay with my beard, but there's not much I can do about those right now. should I just not have a face, instead?
hey wahts goin on in here
>>5253958
The edge has reached critical levels
>>5253973
Just don't post it here you disgusting freak
>>5253961
umm nothing much... just chatting with friends :)
hbu? Is life going awesomely?
>>5253966
True enough, although I guess I haven't had a bad experience yet. I will have to be careful though, a lot of people seem to have shit experiences with otherwise good people ;~;
>>5253942
Just when I'm hanging out with my friends.
We were having a conversation the other day about me not being ashamed of being a swinger.
And I was like "I'm not going to be ashamed of sleeping around."
And she was like "I'm not ashamed of it, either, but that doesn't mean I want anyone to know."
And I was like "That's exactly what being ashamed means!"
So then I felt inspired to make the shirt and just wear it when I'm with them and maybe if we go out somewhere together.. but only if it's like, you know, an adult environment like a campus or something.
>>5253953
>>5253954
I'm genderfluid, you sweet precious doofs.
Somestimes I feel like a guy, sometimes I feel like a girl.
My only real clue is increasing dysphoria towards my current expression/a dysphoric episode.
I just do what keeps me feeling comfortable, I don't really think I have any control over it.
>>5253848
So lewd, another reason I find it hard to think transpeople were born that way, you clearly have a male libido, maybe it's a mix or some shit?
Not that I mind, women are boring as shiet, at least with someone trans you kinda know what you're dealing with but I get the feeling a lot of you wont be able to settle for one dick.
>>5253855
>You didn't answer me on how your day was going tho.
Do you really even give a shit? It's alright I guess.
And dont worry about those two, I think you're way more adorable ;3
>>5253856
>tfw you meet cartman's standards for being considered a girl
Well I dont know about girl girl but girly enough, you'll always be somewhat male.
>>5253974
The usual shitposting, hiii Anna
>>5253772
how can i contact you ?
would you post your skype ?
or should i find my own way to you ? :x
>>5253974
Bad things
>>5253980
It's going okay. Long day at work and have been spending most of my time playing games and kissing boys.
>>5253973
You are okay with your face
you're okay with your body
you're okay with your man name
you're okay with being gendered male
you're okay with your male identity
you stupid fuck, KILL YOURSELF
KILL YOURSELF
KILL YOURSELF
KILL YOURSELF
KILL YOURSELF
>should I just not have a face, instead?
uh, yes?
you are a seriously disgusting and disturbed man. GET OUT. take your BDSM gear and leave
>>5253988
I'm original flirt anon and I've only made one post in this thread. None of those are me, why you do this to me cartman.
>tfw these threads are just a circlejerking
>>5254000
I think you're my favourite
>>5253990
Check an archive for my skype. <3
It's been posted plenty.
>>5253997
Oh, popular as ever. Nice :)
>>5254003
Whoopsie.
Well it's kinda hard when you both anon.
Gonna use a trip now, didn't use one initially because I figured I wasn't gonna stick around.
>>5253992
Okie dokie Becky.
>>5254013
I'm going to get pregnant one of these days.
should I just go with Noelle IRL now or is that a little too on-the-nose, do you think? as I predicted I'm feeling more ambivalent about my birth name as hrt goes on and I've realised I've avoid using it or having it used on me for the past fortnight, like it's not really a part of me anymore
>>5253979
I don't post pics of my face directly in the general anymore, I only link to them externally, which means if you're seeing it it's because you're actively copy-pasting the link and going to it, which means you're actively seeking out a reason to be annoyed, you dummy
>>5254016
>I figured I wasn't gonna stick around.
when are you going to post yourself/ your feet?
>>5254016
The original flirt anon is always posting image.jpg. That's a big clue.
>>5254020
I got pregnant like two weeks ago
step it up senpai
>>5254008
>are just a circlejerking
English mother fucker. But that's 4chan communities for ya.
>>5254022
You're the cutest to me.
>>5254016
It's okay those bitches won't be posting much longer with broken fingers.
>>5254022
I don't explore these containment boards often but this is awful.
Die normies.
>>5254021
Is noelle the name you are going to live with? It's actually really pretty.
>>5254000
But I'm not okay with my face, even remotely?
Or my body?
See above post wrt name.
Not comfortable with being gendered male
Or really anything to do with my male identity
I don't know where you're getting these claims from because they're just factually incorrect, I can't even get worked up about them because they're literally just sentences that don't apply to me, you might as well say "You have ginger hair"
>>5254029
>tfw will never have hundreds of monitors and computers to complete my trans NEET cave.
>tfw will never spy on people from the outside, watching the world go round from those monitors
>why live
>Tfw elanna is the biggest heartbreaker on mtfg
>>5254039
>this is awful
You really don't explore at all.
>>5254048
it's actually Kit
>>5254040
idk I mean it was originally literally another joke name because everyfuckingbody on here and IRL kept saying I look like Noel Fielding for a few weeks last month, I still don't know what that was about...
>>5254021
KILL YOURSELF
KILL YOURSELF
KILL YOURSELF
KILL YOURSELF
KILL YOURSELF
The only name you need to worry about now is the one that's going to be written on your tombstone in a couple weeks.
KILL YOURSELF
KILL YOURSELF
KILL YOURSELF
KILL YOURSELF
>>5254043
Uh, you ARE NOT
or else you wouldn't post HUNDREDS OF PICTURES OF YOURSELF.
QUIT LYING you AUTIST. SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP
DIE
>tfw no way to get feedback
>tfw doomed to hondom
>>5254058
Yikes there, buddy friend.
>>5254058
My sides have left the solar system
>>5254000
Damn you are very bitter
>>5254049
I'm glad I don't, it's not even possible to get advice here because you're busy yuri roleplaying and circlejerking.
>>5254062
It is past your bedtime young lady what are you doing here?!!
>>5254058
yo that's, like, the first pic of my face I've even linked to in the general in like a week
are you seriously suggesting I'm the only person in the history of mtfg to post a picture of their face whilst not being happy about how they look?
>>5254019
cool. i think i look like a becky. this works for ME.
>>5254072
Dad came inside so he said I could stay up late.
>>5254050
Elanna is pretty bad, I don't see how Kit could possibly be worse.
>>5254068
>it's not even possible to get advice here because you're busy yuri roleplaying
that's mostly me and elanna actually
>>5254078
because she's straight
>tfw booblets are growing again
>nipples pointing practically in opposite directions
I'm going to have the most ridiculously wide-set cone-tits in the history of this general, aren't I? |:-|
>tfw your friend and her boyfriend tell you that when you lose more weight you'll look exactly like your sister
l-like I want to cry I'm so happy
how are you all tonight?
>>5254095
Dude how fucking oblivious are you
>>5254068
Yuri roleplay? I fuckin wish. It would be more interesting than watching anons slobbering over trips all day. But I really don't, circlejerking would mean I only talk to a few people who only talk to a few people. Which I don't do and I haven't seen anyone actually do that here.. So you got anything else to be pooper peeved about? Cause I try to give advice when I actually have some to give.
>>5254092
Kill yourselves
These threads used to be so much better for advice.
>tfw forced to ask men for advice because of all the retards here
>>5254077
Well it is good that he cares about you many people say parents are so inconsiderate of their children theses days
>>5254102
>implying this gen has ever been good for advice
>>5254107
Look we all hate Edgar, but you need to settle down before you hurt yourself
>>5254107
Calm down buddy
>>5254115
It was better before, all these new trips are really shit.
It's always been hugboxy and gross though.
>>5254121
I think a vein has already popped
>>5254048
That's because I'm a disgusting, degenerate whore, and I'm addicted to flirting and casual sex. I'm not worth anyone's time, I'm a completely broken, terrible person. Nobody should have a crush on me, I don't deserve them.
>>5254035
You're scaring me
>>5254022
Well it's true, I mean some things just cant be coincident. Like the crazy libido and some other things that are mostly seen in men.
Is it really that wrong being unique transgirls though? Most of the departments where you deviate from rea- er, norma- uh, cis girls tend to be positive anyways.
But it's kinda a hard case to sell that you just happened to be born as girls with a bunch of male traits and interests in the wrong body, seems far fetched. It has to be some of both.
>>5254035
I'd call you crazy but I guess I cant really judge considering I beat the shit out of a guy once in jealousy. Pic semi related.
Goodnight everyone, enjoy the thread.
>>5254129
It was never great for advice outside of a few trips who I'll note got chased off by anons.
>>5254133
You sound like the kind of friend I like to have.
>>5254107
Jesus
>>5254136
It was okay for advice and now it's terrible.
>>5254133
elanna don't say that :/ it's fine to be flirting but that doesn't mean you don't deserve anyone
>>5254134
Goodnight qt
>>5254134
Well, ciswomen have some pretty crazy libidos as well, I wouldn't chalk that up to being male. The openness about sex is probably an upbringing thing. A large number of the differences are really down to upbringing desu.
Goodnight though cartman
>>5254107
>>5254134
>beat the shit out of a guy in jealousy
Literally maki 3.0
You girls are making a huge mistake letting this 14 year old run free here
>>5254147
vivi how was your first laser appointment?
>>5254157
Back to gaygen faggot
>>5253898
>would kill to be trained and feminized at the same time
how does voting work if you're trans?
I'm hoping to be full time by around next summer but my state has voter ID laws. Do you just go to the polls in boymode?
>>5254133
I didn't mean to scare you, I would share but only with you Elanna
mtfg, I'm 6 months post FFS.
While both my GP and surgeon said that it seems to be healing well, I have this bit at the start of my temple. The scar itself isn't really wide, it's just red around it and the hair around it hasn't regrown.
How late is too late for regrowth?
>>5254169
Different in every place, you'll have to figure it out on a state by state basis.
>>5254147
She deserves kit desu
>>5254173
I'm in NC
>>5254176
No one ever "deserves" another person. They both deserve happy functional relationships because they're nice people.
>>5254058
>>5254107
>tfw no one will talk to you like this
>>5254178
Did that edgelord stop harassing you?
>>5254171
give it time
I got some burn scars a year ago and it took quite a white for hair to regrow on those places
>>5254181
It's kinda hot right?
>>5254159
haven't had it yet, it's on Friday although it's for electrolysis. However I've been talking with some friends and everyone is suggesting I do laser instead cause I have darker hair and it's cheaper :/ so I feel mega-awkward but I may cancel it and call a laser place. idk
>>5254176
she deserves whoever she wants! and if that's kit or bexe that's fine
>>5254190
i just want someone to coax me into killing myself ᵗᵇʰ
is it normal to feel kinda short of breath on a low amount of calories? my lungs feel vaguely squeezed
>>5254186
Do you mean on Reddit? They didn't really do much else after the initial harassment, probably since I just didn't give them any response or attention.
There were a couple people in that 4+4chan thread saying I was attractive though.
Does anyone else like Ponyplay?
>>5254147
Ijdk anymore vivi, I really need to stop acting like such a slut but I'm just so goddamn lonely right now. I don't even know what I want or need, and honestly probably don't deserve it.
>>5254170
O-ok, we could tag team?
>>5253321
there is also a kansas city in kansas
OH HEY I PEED ON A CHURCH OOPS
>>5254197
Might be blocked up or bloated from lack of movement in your bowels.
>>5254197
I don't know and I've never had the lung feeling but when I was starving I couldn't run for long at a ll
>>5254199
>>5254204
Anna is a cat trying to steal your burger
>>5254204
U wot m8
>>5254205
!!
how do i get them to move
>>5254210
no no a cat is trying to steal my friends burga
>>5254212
u heard me
>>5254192
Bexe and kit should just get together
>>5254200
I guess so, but no eye contact or you know...pic related.
>>5254204
wuts the matter with you anna? you let your cat touch your food- what next? you gonna eat from a cat bowl with a leash around your neck?
>>5254200
You deserve either bexe or kit, whoever makes you happy qt
Is it safe to come out of hiding now?(#ﾟﾛﾟ#)
>take shower
>look in mirror
>no delusions
>only see square faced faggot with long hair and nothing feminine except for my boobs
I'll just have to accept boy life, it really hurts to be this manly.
>>5254192
oh no..whats the difference..i thought it was just two names for the same thing. ive been doing a thing where they zap areas of your face but not individual hairs. is that what youre talking of?
>>5254235
You shouldn't encourage cat hamburgling
>>5254200
elanna like it's fine to be flirty! Just make sure you know when to stop if you feel uncomfortable with doing too much of it! And I'm sure it'll be easier when you get someone <3 I know it'll suck for now cause you just need someone to love and love you but you'll make it <3 I believe in you
and if you're still not sure about your orientation, that's fine! Be fluid for a while and just go with what feels good. Sometimes (like for me) it feels good to identify everything and put yourself in a box but if you're questioning just go with the flow!
>>5254238
okay I'm in and finished the dumb tutorial and stuff
it was neat though
also I'm obsidially
>>5254239
hamboigling*
>>5254238
I think electrolysis is where they zap individual hairs and stuff, and laser is more heating up follicles until they get damaged and don't grow back. hopefully someone who knows more can clarify but yea
>tfw your face is literally a square
>tfw too much dysphoria to sleep
>tfw have to get up early tomorrow
>>5254255
>Literally a square
kek
>>5254239
if anything im just spreading awareness
I hope I don't end up like this
>>5254257
Don't bully
This is what happens when masculine scandinavians try to transition.
>>5254262
>tfw worse than her
>>5254262
tfw hormones don't actually work everyone just slowly gets better with lighting and angles
I've been tricked
>>5254246
i'm shloopp
im in world 20. lets make it our home world okay? its has a really low population
>>5254266
okay
>>5254264
They do work if you start earlier than 20 but it's mostly about being feminine before you transition.
You won't pass if you're manly or normal.
>>5254262
you need ffs at that point nothing else will work
>>5254262
This person has put literally no effort into their transition
>>5254262
:<
i can't imagine what i would do if like i was that fargone. like not even makeup or hair helps. FFS would barely help. that must be the worst feel in the world. like we all have some masculine features obviously but imagine having literally all of them?
>>5254225
Cats and food are an amazing combo
>>5254274
That person has a bad face and then you can't pass.
>you can change anything with effort :)
Die
>>5254270
I started when I turned 19 but I'm manly/normal
>>5254277
Why don't you just pass bro? It's easy.
LMFAO
Oh god, kill me
>tfw you don't live in murrica so you can buy and gun and shoot yourself
>>5254284
I can't fucking breathe
>>5254278
19 is fine if you have an okay face and not some square shaped mess.
>>5254296
HOW CAN YOU NOT LAUGH
I'M ROLLING
>>5254275
FFS can help fine
>>5254284
>>5254293
>>5254298
>tfw these people pass better than you ever will
>>5254298
That's a pretty good transition actually.
>tfw u really should not have opened the email showing ur student loan balance
>>5254293
that's a tight crimson chin cosplay
>>5254295
everyone says it's square shaped though
http://i.imgur.com/vvcbwqR.jpg
>>5254314
/r/transtimelines/
Holy fucking SHIT.
>>5254313
Type3 forehead, nose job and jaw recontouring and you'll pass easily..
>>5254303
Is FFS typically crazy expensive?
>>5254245
Thanks vivi. Idk, I probably do honestly just need to roll with things and remain open to everything, it's just hard not knowing a large part of who I am anymore.
>>5254277
Tbh, they actually aren't really doing a lot to help their appearance. They didn't even have bangs until like a year into their transition.
>>5254319
I'm hoping I can pass without surgery desu cause I have no money
>>5254323
You're mean to a lot of the girls here, who cares about girls you don't even know?
>tfw I will be one of these hons being posted if I ever post my pic here
>>5254329
i'm only mean to people who are mean to me first!!!
>>5254313
ur gonna be fine senpai, pic related
>>5254319
>25k worth of plastic surgery and you'll pass easily
>the every trans girl can afford thousands of dollars worth of ffs meme
>>5254325
can you make up? cause as you are you look feminine- just make sure you don't have any beard shadwo
>>5254320
Type 3 forehead, brow lift and trachea cost me about $15500 kangaroo dollars
O-oh, I found maddie.
http://imgur.com/a/Lzs9g
>>5254332
>just get ffs :)
>>5254334
I'll laser my facial hair off before I go full time definitely, just not gonna be able to afford surgery any time in the forseeable future
>>5254344
>http://imgur.com/a/Lzs9g
I thought you were madison
>>5254322
don't worry haha. if anything you've already done it once with gender possibly so if so you can do it with orientation too!
I know I was super repressed so I had to step back and be like "what am I really into" and to be honest although I think it's guys, like I still don't know, but I'm trying to remain open to anything. So don't worry so much about it, cause it'll be alright <3 whether you like men, women, trans, chasers, freaks, clowns, batman, whatever there's still someone for you who will love you back <3
>>5254320
depends on surgeon and on what you need
>>5254349
I afforded it with a McDonald's job, step it up
>>5254347
i am madison
>>5254334
oh and I can't into makeup yet but I'm learning
>>5254358
Was it in multiple payments or all at once?
Why the fuck do people leave the house in a beard and female clothing?
I'm about to throw up.
This is Noelle in 2 months probably.
>>5254361
All at once.
Also have voice surgery booked for next November and will have enough to get SRS I'm February 2017 if I get my therapist stuff aorted
>>5254367
I saw this person on reddit a few days ago and their thread was really creepy
>>5254368
Then my generic anime girl wishing death upon herself reaction image still stands.
>>5254367
>tfw people expect me to do this with my man face
>>5254367
i wish permanent hair removal was fucking instant
>>5254376
It is instant.
Each hair dies instantly, one at a time
>>5254318
>This is NBN news, there's been an incident at the local park.
>10 kids killed, 5 molested, we see no end to this tradgedy
