Because you're a crazy fucking cat bish.

because "bakestaybed"

>>5180416
You look too much like a woman to attract gay men.

>i need [who gives a fuck] to stay alive

no one curr

You know what sucks? Being European and using this app...

>>5180563
he doesn't look like a woman he looks like a boy wearing mascara

>very politically conservative (wants to be an LEO, pro gun)
>"jokingly" claiming to be OCD and bipolar within first two paragraphs
>le edgy swearing
>calling the reader a vaguely homophobic slur ("shitdick") to demonstrate le edge
>too broke to afford sushi
>calls self a "crazy cat lady"
>looks at pretty sad people on the internet to make himself feel better
>openly mentions 4chan
>"strictly monogamous"

Yeah, you're not going to get too many guys who want that combination of personality traits. Play up your strengths more, try to hide your power levels a bit, don't disclose your mental illnesses until the second date.

>>5180416
Too far for me.

>>5180416
Didn't Like:
>law enforcement
>bad at school
>strange form of edgy OCD
>calling yourself a cat lady
>lots of insecurities
>On a Typical Friday night: No social activity
>mentioning 4chan
>smoker

Liked:
>Your face
>cats
>computer geek
>pro-gun, even if i'm not pro-gun myself
>being okay with swearing
>consumerist
>has goals in life
>monogamous
>your height
>religious, but not important

You write like a 16 year old girl.

>>5180416
cringing

>>5180416
you're profile is long and makes you look boring as fuck. be more funny, trim the fat and keep it short and sweet. fyi nobody gives a fuck about menial shit like when you last jerked off over Apple or ate sushi or whatever the fuck.